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2016-11-23 22:41
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69 |
3411 |
HELLO I LOVE YOU |
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2016-11-27 02:09
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247 |
17885 |
HELLO I LOVE YOU |
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2016-11-28 03:09
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45 |
2764 |
Playing with subs! <3 |
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2016-11-29 03:45
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110 |
162 |
104 |
2980 |
Hi, I love you! |
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2016-11-30 02:16
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27 |
2136 |
H EN then N ToV! |
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2016-12-01 03:45
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5 |
1933 |
I'm a terrible vampire. |
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2016-12-02 00:34
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180 |
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52 |
1922 |
First stream as a member of CLG! THIS HYPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES. |
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2016-12-03 02:26
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154 |
3054 |
S3 Placements! #CLGFam |
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2016-12-04 05:01
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1718 |
OVERWATCH GAME! Sorry it's late! #CLGFam |
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2016-12-05 02:39
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107 |
140 |
48 |
1738 |
SUBDAY SUNDAY! Quick stream - last one before my trip! #CLGFam |
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2016-12-09 23:53
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151 |
187 |
48 |
2594 |
IM HOME! |
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2016-12-11 01:09
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151 |
219 |
20 |
1712 |
ITS SATURDAAAAAAAAY |
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2016-12-12 02:53
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133 |
181 |
67 |
2879 |
Subday Sunday! |
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2016-12-13 00:41
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273 |
440 |
40 |
1886 |
Alright - You convinced me. |
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2016-12-14 03:20
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152 |
198 |
112 |
5547 |
12 Days of Christmas Giveaways - DAY 1! Amazon Gift Card! New subs get an ornament! |
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2016-12-15 02:20
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315 |
58 |
2514 |
12 Days of Christmas Giveaways - DAY 2! Amazon Gift Card! New subs get an ornament! |
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2016-12-16 03:21
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256 |
492 |
48 |
3411 |
12 Days of Christmas Giveaways - DAY 3 !giveaway New subs get an ornament! |
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2016-12-17 04:43
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33 |
1597 |
12 Days of Christmas Giveaways - DAY 4 !giveaway New subs get an ornament! |
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2016-12-18 02:53
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168 |
235 |
13 |
1606 |
12 Days of Christmas Giveaways - DAY 5 !giveaway New subs get an ornament! |
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2016-12-19 02:23
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34 |
1947 |
12 Days of Christmas Giveaways - DAY 6 !giveaway SUB SUNDAY! New subs get an ornament! |
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2016-12-21 04:56
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198 |
9 |
1533 |
12 Days of Christmas Giveaways - DAY 7+8 !giveaway New subs get an ornament! |
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2016-12-22 04:24
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177 |
10 |
1445 |
12 Days of Christmas Giveaways - DAY 7+8 !giveaway New subs get an ornament! |
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2016-12-23 04:45
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194 |
256 |
57 |
2149 |
12 Days of Christmas Day 10 !giveaway New subs get an ornament! |
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2016-12-25 04:34
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190 |
246 |
50 |
2222 |
MERRY CHRISTMAS! !giveaway |
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2016-12-27 04:07
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200 |
243 |
41 |
2615 |
Hi hello I am new here. Leveling my first class! |
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2016-12-28 01:15
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319 |
190 |
226 |
51 |
2449 |
OVERWATCH GAAAAME |
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2017-01-04 00:07
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277 |
223 |
285 |
60 |
4101 |
IM HOME! First stream of the new year!! I MISSED YOU! |
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2017-01-04 23:49
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255 |
217 |
268 |
56 |
3067 |
More Overwatch?! Well, ok. |
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2017-01-06 00:38
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406 |
160 |
252 |
50 |
3606 |
Breaking in the new graphics card! |
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2017-01-07 02:49
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295 |
207 |
256 |
94 |
2938 |
hi i'm new |
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2017-01-10 00:36
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28 |
105 |
112 |
40 |
1022 |
TESTING 1, 2 |
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2017-01-11 03:47
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116 |
151 |
5 |
2214 |
TESTING 5, 6 |
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2017-01-12 01:04
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113 |
141 |
20 |
1173 |
Title this broadcast |
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2017-01-13 02:35
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259 |
119 |
159 |
34 |
2768 |
...5th time's the charm? |
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2017-01-16 01:18
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286 |
187 |
230 |
57 |
3299 |
IM HOMMMEEEE |
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2017-01-17 03:48
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266 |
163 |
214 |
69 |
2367 |
MERCY ON CALL |
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2017-01-18 02:32
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161 |
203 |
53 |
2307 |
First playthrough! |
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2017-01-19 22:31
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413 |
213 |
254 |
32 |
2718 |
One day those monster hunters will learn their Leshen. |
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2017-01-20 23:37
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467 |
169 |
207 |
20 |
2474 |
One day those monster hunters will learn their Leshen. |
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2017-01-23 01:16
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184 |
206 |
21 |
2116 |
One day those monster hunters will learn their Leshen. |
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2017-01-24 01:28
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406 |
236 |
288 |
133 |
5288 |
Feelspocalypse 2k17 #AlreadyCrying |
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2017-01-24 21:52
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682 |
195 |
284 |
42 |
2917 |
Feelspocalypse 2k17 #AlreadyCrying |
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2017-01-26 00:25
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359 |
179 |
212 |
37 |
1976 |
Last stream before Pax South!! |
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2017-01-28 22:09
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85 |
211 |
232 |
37 |
1674 |
LIVE FROM PAX SOUTH |
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2017-02-01 03:14
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320 |
205 |
255 |
93 |
3139 |
IM HOMEEE !jersey !gears |
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2017-02-02 00:51
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156 |
174 |
25 |
2054 |
I love you !jersey !gears |
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2017-02-03 01:07
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257 |
172 |
194 |
47 |
1759 |
OVERWATCH GAME !jersey !gears |
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2017-02-03 23:56
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200 |
271 |
57 |
3270 |
BEEP !jersey !gears |
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2017-02-05 01:29
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435 |
179 |
210 |
31 |
2493 |
YOU'RE A WITCHER, HARRY !jersey !gears |
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2017-02-06 01:50
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414 |
192 |
252 |
70 |
2585 |
SUBDAY SUNDAY |
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2017-02-07 22:39
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545 |
268 |
605 |
40 |
3258 |
Yen is best gril |
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2017-02-09 03:10
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374 |
175 |
290 |
35 |
1953 |
Yen is best gril |
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2017-02-10 03:06
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308 |
169 |
210 |
45 |
1550 |
Yen is STILL best gril |
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2017-02-11 01:15
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399 |
206 |
275 |
-61 |
2313 |
Yen is STILL best gril |
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2017-02-14 01:22
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282 |
216 |
303 |
-124 |
2469 |
Starting my Yennefer #cosplay! |
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2017-02-15 01:00
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134 |
163 |
185 |
21 |
1229 |
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Working on more of my Yennefer #cosplay! |
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2017-02-16 00:28
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297 |
183 |
217 |
22 |
1969 |
More Yennefer #cosplay work, then games later!? |
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2017-02-17 03:40
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254 |
119 |
142 |
9 |
1406 |
GAMESSSS |
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2017-02-18 02:52
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312 |
138 |
163 |
8 |
1743 |
YEN IS VERY BEST GRIL |
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2017-02-20 00:54
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240 |
167 |
223 |
85 |
3787 |
I CALL DO OVER. |
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2017-02-20 23:46
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358 |
192 |
245 |
34 |
2194 |
I CALL DO OVER. |
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2017-02-22 01:33
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301 |
204 |
258 |
-58 |
2099 |
Okay wait. I like Shani now. |
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2017-02-23 00:31
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183 |
145 |
168 |
-79 |
1682 |
The worst part about making sleeves is that you have to make 2. #cosplay |
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2017-02-24 03:23
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231 |
156 |
170 |
-76 |
1606 |
2 MIL HYPE |
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2017-02-25 02:16
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298 |
181 |
204 |
-350 |
2123 |
Working on my Yen #cosplay then playing more Blood and Wine! |
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2017-02-27 01:56
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308 |
171 |
267 |
50 |
2321 |
HI HELLO |
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2017-02-28 01:54
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300 |
207 |
251 |
63 |
2144 |
HI HELLO |
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2017-03-01 04:24
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190 |
187 |
215 |
25 |
1470 |
HI HELLO |
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2017-03-02 04:20
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274 |
181 |
240 |
60 |
2016 |
Last stream before Vegas! |
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2017-03-07 05:58
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186 |
147 |
190 |
37 |
1989 |
HOMEEEE! I MISSED YOU! |
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2017-03-08 03:06
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398 |
146 |
199 |
18 |
2391 |
HI HELLO |
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2017-03-09 01:03
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361 |
148 |
187 |
9 |
2098 |
Finishing up Yen for PAX East! Then GAMES! |
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2017-03-11 21:43
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41 |
122 |
134 |
17 |
1054 |
LIVE FROM PAX EAST! |
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2017-03-15 02:05
|
309 |
126 |
203 |
53 |
2980 |
YEN IS BEST GRIL |
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2017-03-16 02:43
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141 |
140 |
163 |
46 |
1259 |
MEOW |
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2017-03-18 01:35
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209 |
188 |
206 |
97 |
2842 |
You play this game by not standing on the payload? Got it. |
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2017-03-19 02:51
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103 |
124 |
124 |
61 |
1310 |
HI :D |
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2017-03-22 03:50
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224 |
122 |
131 |
70 |
1912 |
HI HELLO |
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2017-03-23 03:03
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261 |
144 |
159 |
13 |
1585 |
HI HELLO |
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2017-03-24 01:29
|
335 |
142 |
186 |
22 |
2144 |
HAPPY THURSDAY |
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2017-03-26 00:21
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183 |
168 |
192 |
17 |
1769 |
Sub Saturday!? |
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2017-03-27 01:56
|
338 |
163 |
193 |
62 |
3042 |
GAMESSSSS |
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2017-03-28 21:10
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564 |
310 |
458 |
104 |
3620 |
I. AM SO. EXCITED. |
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2017-03-29 23:13
|
531 |
185 |
240 |
93 |
2981 |
Finishing up KH1 today! |
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2017-04-01 16:47
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207 |
153 |
185 |
83 |
3719 |
LIVE from Gamers for Giving! FOR THE KIDS |
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2017-04-01 22:22
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322 |
153 |
183 |
61 |
4238 |
LIVE from Gamers for Giving! FOR THE KIDS |
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2017-04-02 18:29
|
375 |
183 |
361 |
6 |
287 |
LIVE from Gamers for Giving! FOR THE KIDS |
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2017-04-06 01:31
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363 |
191 |
265 |
57 |
2565 |
IM HOMMMEEEE |
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2017-04-07 03:38
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226 |
124 |
146 |
39 |
1350 |
Believe in the Heart of the Cards |
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2017-04-08 01:37
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317 |
156 |
204 |
34 |
1628 |
Believe in the Heart of the Cards |
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2017-04-09 00:12
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342 |
168 |
189 |
39 |
2076 |
I like this game. |
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2017-04-11 01:55
|
389 |
170 |
205 |
38 |
2224 |
I like this game. |
|
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2017-04-12 03:15
|
289 |
148 |
181 |
22 |
1546 |
HELLO |
|
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2017-04-14 03:49
|
275 |
244 |
565 |
14 |
2200 |
Late Stream BEST STREAM |
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2017-04-15 02:59
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206 |
154 |
182 |
5 |
1225 |
HI :D |
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2017-04-18 02:00
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244 |
136 |
161 |
54 |
2070 |
Cosmic prestige - what have I done. |
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2017-04-20 02:49
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235 |
109 |
125 |
-3 |
1675 |
HELLLOOOOO |
|
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2017-04-21 01:22
|
362 |
260 |
929 |
18 |
2753 |
When do I get to play as Axel though. !shirt |
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2017-04-22 02:55
|
179 |
130 |
162 |
-4 |
2296 |
This stream is... Terra-ble. !shirt |
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2017-04-22 22:19
|
265 |
161 |
200 |
1 |
1219 |
This stream is... Terra-ble. !shirt |
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2017-04-24 04:26
|
208 |
145 |
166 |
8 |
1573 |
SUBDAYYY !shirt |
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2017-04-26 01:27
|
357 |
130 |
158 |
22 |
1796 |
More BBS tonight! !shirt |
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2017-04-27 03:43
|
271 |
131 |
159 |
6 |
1473 |
More BBS tonight! !shirt |
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2017-04-29 02:48
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246 |
179 |
232 |
39 |
2980 |
how do i play this | !shirt |
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2017-04-30 21:39
|
235 |
299 |
361 |
27 |
1441 |
i'm bad at stream titles | !shirt |
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2017-05-02 02:32
|
272 |
145 |
178 |
57 |
2058 |
i'm bad at stream titles | !shirt |
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2017-05-03 02:04
|
280 |
166 |
206 |
30 |
2586 |
i'm bad at stream titles | !shirt |
|
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2017-05-05 00:28
|
276 |
150 |
184 |
42 |
2213 |
i'm bad at stream titles | !shirt |
|
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2017-05-10 02:53
|
311 |
144 |
174 |
-5 |
2542 |
Working on Star-Lord's blasters tonight! #cosplay LAST DAY FOR !shirt |
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2017-05-11 00:00
|
464 |
176 |
225 |
43 |
2413 |
HELLO |
|
|
2017-05-12 04:47
|
277 |
172 |
218 |
60 |
2395 |
Chill leveling stream! Come chat! :D |
|
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2017-05-13 00:07
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187 |
123 |
141 |
-7 |
1295 |
More work on Star-Lord's blasters tonight! #cosplay |
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2017-05-16 02:17
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257 |
149 |
174 |
25 |
2146 |
Mythics... Monday? |
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2017-05-17 02:21
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243 |
148 |
186 |
37 |
1595 |
Star-Lord blasters then WoW stuff later! #cosplay |
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2017-05-19 03:26
|
248 |
123 |
140 |
-11 |
1386 |
Finishing up some 3D prints! #cosplay |
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2017-05-21 03:56
|
328 |
180 |
255 |
32 |
2817 |
ITS SATURDAYYY |
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2017-05-23 03:13
|
321 |
161 |
186 |
16 |
2055 |
lInDsAy PlAy BlOoDbOrNe |
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2017-05-24 00:41
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273 |
133 |
164 |
34 |
2193 |
Overwatch then Mythic+ in WoW later! |
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2017-05-25 00:57
|
137 |
160 |
180 |
10 |
1395 |
I LIKE WOW. |
|
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2017-05-30 23:30
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434 |
132 |
208 |
88 |
4191 |
Back from PCC! I MISSED YOU <3 |
|
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2017-06-01 00:55
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299 |
126 |
145 |
29 |
2250 |
H NH then Overwatch placements later! |
|
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2017-06-02 04:04
|
250 |
128 |
158 |
25 |
2347 |
RIP |
|
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2017-06-02 23:04
|
290 |
173 |
208 |
7 |
1473 |
RIP |
|
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2017-06-05 03:18
|
306 |
174 |
209 |
0 |
0 |
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2017-06-05 22:49
|
285 |
143 |
170 |
31 |
4075 |
WTB A MAP |
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2017-06-07 03:11
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243 |
168 |
201 |
22 |
2267 |
Mythics tonight! |
|
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2017-06-09 01:22
|
342 |
138 |
170 |
41 |
2062 |
HELLO |
|
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2017-06-10 00:59
|
255 |
128 |
146 |
17 |
1453 |
Last stream before E3! |
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2017-06-21 04:41
|
193 |
143 |
180 |
20 |
1078 |
FINALLY HOOOOME! HELLO! |
|
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2017-06-22 05:28
|
176 |
119 |
148 |
10 |
732 |
HI |
|
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2017-06-24 01:50
|
254 |
134 |
153 |
27 |
1496 |
HI |
|
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2017-06-25 01:19
|
375 |
126 |
152 |
-7 |
1610 |
Blood and Wine DLC! |
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2017-06-26 03:41
|
323 |
109 |
124 |
9 |
1370 |
Prey for me |
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2017-06-27 01:42
|
192 |
93 |
109 |
-4 |
680 |
Prey for me |
|
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2017-06-28 03:50
|
284 |
130 |
147 |
19 |
902 |
BACK AT IT |
|
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2017-06-30 03:44
|
350 |
237 |
284 |
481 |
1957 |
Leveling up a new Hunter! |
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2017-07-01 04:03
|
291 |
155 |
207 |
283 |
1318 |
Leveling up a new Hunter! |
|
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2017-07-02 04:18
|
316 |
186 |
242 |
240 |
1363 |
Gearing up a new Hunter! |
|
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2017-07-03 04:09
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305 |
257 |
295 |
298 |
2069 |
First raid!? Wish me luck! Sub Crucible later! |
|
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2017-07-04 01:16
|
168 |
118 |
137 |
98 |
733 |
Short-ish OW Stream! |
|
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2017-07-07 03:01
|
273 |
167 |
201 |
281 |
1489 |
NEW HAIR DONT CARE (ok i kinda care) |
|
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2017-07-09 04:50
|
244 |
158 |
184 |
248 |
1227 |
HI HELLO |
|
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2017-07-11 02:10
|
194 |
113 |
136 |
282 |
770 |
HI HELLO |
|
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2017-07-20 03:37
|
207 |
107 |
127 |
329 |
832 |
IM HOME! New stream room HYPE! Inviting subs to games! |
|
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2017-07-21 04:34
|
220 |
145 |
171 |
99 |
1019 |
Hi I like late streams |
|
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2017-07-22 01:00
|
244 |
122 |
153 |
258 |
1173 |
Golf then Overwatch probably |
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2017-07-23 01:00
|
244 |
117 |
136 |
18 |
946 |
First Playthrough! |
|
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2017-07-25 01:01
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243 |
154 |
251 |
66 |
1147 |
Overwatch then Fortnite! |
|
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2017-07-26 00:59
|
285 |
136 |
162 |
53 |
1170 |
Happy Tuesday! <3 |
|
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2017-07-27 00:59
|
265 |
121 |
149 |
27 |
1024 |
Overwatch first, Fortnite later? |
|
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2017-07-28 00:59
|
245 |
112 |
154 |
155 |
755 |
Hello there! <3 |
|
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2017-07-28 18:00
|
314 |
178 |
215 |
39 |
2296 |
GOODMORNING |
|
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2017-07-29 01:00
|
244 |
150 |
188 |
59 |
979 |
ROUND 2! FIGHT! |
|
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2017-07-29 18:01
|
273 |
203 |
223 |
112 |
1935 |
GOOOOOOOD MORNING |
|
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2017-07-30 01:01
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253 |
145 |
183 |
89 |
1182 |
TAKE 2 |
|
|
2017-07-30 18:01
|
403 |
172 |
204 |
534 |
2352 |
Happy Game of Thrones Day! |
|
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2017-08-01 01:01
|
253 |
144 |
168 |
35 |
1037 |
HI HELLO |
|
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2017-08-02 01:00
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254 |
129 |
158 |
238 |
1002 |
HI HELLO |
|
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2017-08-03 00:59
|
255 |
131 |
161 |
208 |
928 |
Fortnite now, OW later! |
|
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2017-08-04 01:00
|
254 |
151 |
179 |
51 |
1237 |
ITS RAINING, COME SAY HI. |
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2017-08-04 18:00
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264 |
170 |
211 |
137 |
1548 |
GOOOOOODMORNIN |
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2017-08-05 01:00
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274 |
131 |
149 |
350 |
823 |
ROUND 2, FIGHT |
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2017-08-05 18:00
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254 |
161 |
187 |
494 |
1464 |
HI HELLO HAPPY SATURDAY |
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2017-08-06 01:00
|
234 |
117 |
144 |
217 |
752 |
meow |
|
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2017-08-06 18:27
|
277 |
138 |
150 |
241 |
1238 |
SUBDAY SUNDAY |
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2017-08-08 18:01
|
293 |
176 |
250 |
352 |
1528 |
GOOOOD MORNING! |
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2017-08-09 18:01
|
333 |
126 |
162 |
35 |
1769 |
GOOOOD MORNING! |
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2017-08-10 20:27
|
377 |
165 |
184 |
312 |
1962 |
ur face is a birthday |
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2017-08-16 18:04
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250 |
144 |
173 |
134 |
1387 |
HI HELLO IM HOME |
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2017-08-17 18:01
|
303 |
181 |
205 |
220 |
1812 |
Why is the X button never in the same spot? |
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2017-08-18 18:03
|
261 |
131 |
156 |
156 |
1461 |
Why is the X button never in the same spot? |
|
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2017-08-19 18:05
|
499 |
173 |
207 |
379 |
3051 |
Zelda now, PUBG later! |
|
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2017-08-21 18:23
|
241 |
157 |
180 |
73 |
1510 |
what even is this game |
|
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2017-08-22 18:03
|
291 |
160 |
188 |
291 |
1635 |
<3 |
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2017-08-25 18:05
|
319 |
169 |
207 |
118 |
1817 |
<3 |
|
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2017-08-31 18:24
|
310 |
137 |
172 |
231 |
68 |
I'M HOOOMEEE. For like 2 months this time! :D |
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2017-09-03 18:25
|
299 |
291 |
522 |
195 |
3802 |
meow |
|
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2017-09-04 18:40
|
315 |
188 |
214 |
20 |
2115 |
SORA YOU LAZY BUM |
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2017-09-06 05:50
|
174 |
131 |
197 |
9 |
897 |
WELL HELLO THERE |
|
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2017-09-06 18:03
|
261 |
125 |
145 |
4 |
1470 |
<3 |
|
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2017-09-07 18:04
|
250 |
103 |
127 |
25 |
1107 |
<3 |
|
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2017-09-08 18:24
|
260 |
164 |
313 |
170 |
2301 |
<3 |
|
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2017-09-09 01:11
|
263 |
93 |
115 |
10 |
959 |
how to play |
|
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2017-09-09 18:49
|
385 |
228 |
447 |
220 |
3326 |
how to play |
|
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2017-09-11 18:20
|
274 |
130 |
162 |
69 |
1655 |
oh HELLO |
|
|
2017-09-13 01:12
|
432 |
111 |
142 |
46 |
1665 |
Destiny now, PUBG later probably |
|
|
2017-09-14 01:07
|
377 |
110 |
152 |
31 |
1643 |
how to play? |
|
|
2017-09-14 18:01
|
284 |
122 |
138 |
12 |
1353 |
<3 |
|
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2017-09-15 18:38
|
236 |
131 |
155 |
26 |
1178 |
<3 |
|
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2017-09-16 21:29
|
375 |
139 |
168 |
47 |
2012 |
<3 |
|
|
2017-09-18 21:05
|
219 |
149 |
178 |
61 |
1371 |
SUBDAY... MONDAY |
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2017-09-19 23:04
|
360 |
132 |
160 |
57 |
1826 |
<3 |
|
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2017-09-20 20:59
|
256 |
123 |
146 |
28 |
1123 |
Last stream before my Vegas trip! |
|
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2017-09-26 01:30
|
194 |
102 |
132 |
21 |
865 |
HOME FROM VEGAS! |
|
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2017-09-27 01:09
|
315 |
144 |
207 |
46 |
1075 |
Gearing my Hunter! |
|
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2017-09-29 01:40
|
234 |
124 |
151 |
31 |
887 |
Gearing my Hunter! |
|
|
2017-09-29 20:16
|
148 |
110 |
128 |
13 |
852 |
Trials! |
|
|
2017-10-04 02:23
|
221 |
94 |
119 |
13 |
696 |
All my stream titles this month are 'I'm back from my trip!' |
|
|
2017-10-05 02:00
|
294 |
118 |
140 |
4 |
1551 |
what have i done |
|
|
2017-10-06 03:15
|
249 |
166 |
211 |
52 |
1682 |
IT IS TIME |
|
|
2017-10-07 02:14
|
310 |
113 |
159 |
2 |
1945 |
pineapple belongs on pizza |
|
|
2017-10-08 02:11
|
353 |
196 |
470 |
31 |
2605 |
HAPPY WEEKEND |
|
|
2017-10-12 00:56
|
258 |
577 |
817 |
26 |
3199 |
WoW raid then OW! |
|
|
2017-10-13 01:58
|
256 |
113 |
163 |
26 |
935 |
IRON BANANA |
|
|
2017-10-14 02:13
|
271 |
97 |
125 |
11 |
957 |
ITS FRIIIIDAYYYY |
|
|
2017-10-15 02:21
|
203 |
117 |
148 |
35 |
1006 |
IRONBANANA |
|
|
2017-10-16 02:14
|
210 |
95 |
125 |
28 |
853 |
SUB SUNDAY |
|
|
2017-10-17 01:34
|
250 |
106 |
139 |
26 |
1036 |
IRON BANANA |
|
|
2017-10-18 04:02
|
232 |
128 |
163 |
15 |
1265 |
meow |
|
|
2017-10-19 00:58
|
126 |
106 |
119 |
9 |
557 |
H ToS! Last stream before TwitchCon! |
|
|
2017-10-21 21:12
|
42 |
88 |
105 |
0 |
272 |
LIVE FROM TWITCHCON |
|
|
2017-10-26 23:32
|
242 |
130 |
164 |
15 |
1276 |
IM HOMMMEEEEE |
|
|
2017-10-28 02:24
|
310 |
360 |
754 |
31 |
2319 |
MEOW (PC gameplay) |
|
|
2017-10-29 02:02
|
552 |
191 |
274 |
35 |
3208 |
:D |
|
|
2017-10-30 03:35
|
319 |
106 |
126 |
10 |
1180 |
Finishing up! |
|
|
2017-10-31 19:55
|
319 |
600 |
1353 |
328 |
67397 |
Happy Halloween! Cosplay Stream - FRONT PAGE HYPE |
|
|
2017-11-02 01:01
|
263 |
136 |
165 |
5 |
1056 |
That wizard came from the moon. |
|
|
2017-11-07 20:35
|
449 |
289 |
633 |
235 |
25727 |
BACK FROM BLIZZCON! Front Page HYPE! 3 Year Anniversary HYPE! |
|
|
2017-11-09 00:06
|
388 |
129 |
154 |
51 |
1641 |
Starting AC:O! 3 Year Anniversary HYPE! |
|
|
2017-11-10 22:27
|
277 |
134 |
158 |
21 |
1405 |
Happy WEEKEND! 3 Year Anniversary HYPE! |
|
|
2017-11-13 00:13
|
341 |
304 |
597 |
61 |
3136 |
meow |
|
|
2017-11-14 01:06
|
258 |
118 |
139 |
17 |
1549 |
meow |
|
|
2017-11-14 20:47
|
267 |
702 |
1395 |
355 |
60761 |
FRONTPAGEHYPE |
|
|
2017-11-16 01:18
|
316 |
142 |
162 |
39 |
1517 |
meow |
|
|
2017-11-17 01:51
|
233 |
137 |
185 |
17 |
1202 |
meow |
|
|
2017-11-18 00:45
|
239 |
184 |
237 |
26 |
1547 |
ITS FRIIIIIIDAY |
|
|
2017-11-18 20:08
|
456 |
182 |
239 |
38 |
2754 |
ITS SAAATURDAY |
|
|
2017-11-20 23:32
|
382 |
192 |
236 |
71 |
2844 |
i love this game |
|
|
2017-11-21 20:45
|
259 |
1384 |
2323 |
645 |
105100 |
FRONTPAGEHYPE |
|
|
2017-11-23 01:21
|
233 |
168 |
187 |
13 |
1611 |
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TOMORROW |
|
|
2017-11-24 23:15
|
549 |
207 |
264 |
88 |
3723 |
Cam-pag-in first, multiplayer later if we finish! |
|
|
2017-11-26 00:56
|
388 |
165 |
189 |
1 |
1859 |
MEOW |
|
|
2017-11-26 23:40
|
284 |
207 |
237 |
56 |
2209 |
MEOW? |
|
|
2017-11-28 20:08
|
376 |
522 |
1283 |
313 |
41214 |
FRONT PAGE HYPE |
|
|
2017-11-29 21:41
|
263 |
241 |
284 |
32 |
2722 |
Chill AP farm stream! |
|
|
2017-11-30 23:49
|
315 |
319 |
480 |
37 |
2628 |
Starting Part II! |
|
|
2017-12-01 22:29
|
325 |
182 |
217 |
41 |
2150 |
Leveling a Titan today! |
|
|
2017-12-02 21:07
|
277 |
219 |
277 |
48 |
3448 |
ITS SATURDAYYYY |
|
|
2017-12-05 00:48
|
96 |
147 |
192 |
10 |
647 |
Destiny now, WoW later! |
|
|
2017-12-05 03:12
|
252 |
130 |
177 |
11 |
1586 |
H Antorus! |
|
|
2017-12-05 20:57
|
367 |
823 |
1598 |
414 |
62874 |
HELLO HELLO |
|
|
2017-12-07 00:12
|
242 |
146 |
166 |
11 |
1503 |
Destiny first, WoW (N Antorus) later! |
|
|
2017-12-07 23:43
|
251 |
140 |
152 |
19 |
1178 |
Last stream before DISNEYLAAAND |
|
|
2017-12-12 20:46
|
318 |
395 |
975 |
243 |
36521 |
IM HOME! Front Page HYPE! |
|
|
2017-12-14 01:21
|
273 |
144 |
165 |
11 |
1472 |
N Antorus tonight! |
|
|
2017-12-14 22:23
|
181 |
169 |
193 |
-2 |
1452 |
12 Days of Giftmas DAY 2! |
|
|
2017-12-16 01:17
|
397 |
144 |
175 |
-6 |
1803 |
12 Days of Giftmas DAY 3! |
|
|
2017-12-16 23:57
|
507 |
173 |
198 |
35 |
2601 |
12 Days of Giftmas DAY 4! |
|
|
2017-12-18 00:31
|
293 |
159 |
184 |
18 |
1418 |
12 Days of Giftmas DAY 5! |
|
|
2017-12-19 21:25
|
449 |
670 |
1907 |
466 |
99210 |
FRONTPAGEHYPE! |
|
|
2017-12-21 01:04
|
290 |
157 |
209 |
18 |
1441 |
12 Days of Giftmas Continues! |
|
|
2017-12-22 02:31
|
333 |
210 |
374 |
47 |
1630 |
12 Days of Giftmas Continues! |
|
|
2017-12-23 01:33
|
511 |
141 |
191 |
20 |
2297 |
12 Days of Giftmas Continues! |
|
|
2017-12-25 00:15
|
409 |
187 |
215 |
18 |
2303 |
HAPPYYYYCHRISTMASSSSS! |
|
|
2017-12-27 00:23
|
441 |
156 |
189 |
38 |
2597 |
HAPPY RESET DAY |
|
|
2017-12-28 02:18
|
226 |
148 |
174 |
11 |
1507 |
Opening Christmas presents then playing SWTOR! |
|
|
2018-01-05 02:05
|
359 |
203 |
245 |
40 |
2115 |
RIP ME. |
|
|
2018-01-06 02:40
|
294 |
170 |
202 |
15 |
1498 |
RIP ME. |
|
|
2018-01-10 02:05
|
319 |
196 |
258 |
57 |
0 |
RIP ME. |
|
|
2018-01-10 22:58
|
286 |
172 |
198 |
5 |
1900 |
It's finally time. |
|
|
2018-01-12 02:00
|
364 |
155 |
192 |
27 |
1546 |
It's finally time. First playthrough! |
|
|
2018-01-12 23:01
|
363 |
201 |
265 |
31 |
2233 |
It's finally time. First playthrough! |
|
|
2018-01-14 00:18
|
386 |
207 |
242 |
44 |
2747 |
HAPPY WEEKEND! First playthrough! |
|
|
2018-01-14 23:22
|
282 |
238 |
317 |
28 |
2049 |
First playthrough! PC/KBM gameplay |
|
|
2018-01-15 23:38
|
316 |
210 |
252 |
14 |
1962 |
First playthrough! PC/KBM gameplay |
|
|
2018-01-16 23:44
|
330 |
159 |
188 |
17 |
2074 |
How do I play this game? |
|
|
2018-01-19 02:28
|
436 |
143 |
176 |
32 |
1947 |
HELLO |
|
|
2018-01-20 03:51
|
273 |
166 |
238 |
41 |
1648 |
New emotes! New alerts! New graphics! New boss! |
|
|
2018-01-20 21:59
|
615 |
198 |
254 |
38 |
3670 |
New emotes! New alerts! New graphics! New boss! |
|
|
2018-01-22 00:33
|
241 |
168 |
196 |
14 |
1280 |
HAPPY SUNDAY |
|
|
2018-01-23 22:23
|
521 |
128 |
154 |
-1 |
2374 |
get ALL the new things! |
|
|
2018-01-24 22:33
|
441 |
162 |
206 |
12 |
2796 |
ITS FINALLY TIME. PIRATE GAME. |
|
|
2018-01-27 01:25
|
279 |
155 |
207 |
26 |
1569 |
PIRATE GAME. |
|
|
2018-01-28 00:25
|
419 |
182 |
212 |
45 |
2502 |
ITS SATURDAAAAAAAAY |
|
|
2018-01-29 01:48
|
246 |
114 |
146 |
10 |
1150 |
SUBDAY SUNDAY |
|
|
2018-01-30 00:52
|
372 |
197 |
280 |
64 |
2414 |
PIRATE GAME |
|
|
2018-01-31 00:23
|
421 |
172 |
246 |
47 |
1956 |
This ship runs on happy faces |
|
|
2018-01-31 23:29
|
465 |
186 |
232 |
60 |
2882 |
MEOW |
|
|
2018-02-01 23:52
|
472 |
182 |
234 |
50 |
2731 |
MEOW |
|
|
2018-02-03 01:28
|
396 |
155 |
240 |
26 |
1815 |
MEOW |
|
|
2018-02-03 21:28
|
276 |
220 |
257 |
56 |
2169 |
HAPPY SATURDAY! XB1, gunlance gameplay! |
|
|
2018-02-05 00:04
|
340 |
139 |
164 |
33 |
1672 |
Hanzo main |
|
|
2018-02-05 22:02
|
562 |
211 |
248 |
74 |
3705 |
MONSTER HUNTER MONDAY |
|
|
2018-02-07 02:50
|
284 |
130 |
173 |
12 |
1080 |
MEOW |
|
|
2018-02-08 00:59
|
515 |
166 |
251 |
30 |
2322 |
MEOW |
|
|
2018-02-09 00:32
|
332 |
142 |
186 |
23 |
1454 |
MEOW |
|
|
2018-02-09 23:28
|
346 |
128 |
151 |
21 |
1594 |
MEOW - XB1 and Gunlance gameplay! |
|
|
2018-02-12 22:40
|
184 |
109 |
133 |
-5 |
1158 |
SUBDAY! |
|
|
2018-02-13 23:40
|
444 |
134 |
172 |
-18 |
2459 |
This game is... TERRA-ble. |
|
|
2018-02-14 21:18
|
256 |
126 |
139 |
-1 |
1645 |
Baby, did you just cast Firaga? Cause you set my heart aflame! |
|
|
2018-02-16 00:14
|
430 |
123 |
165 |
5 |
1887 |
First playthrough! |
|
|
2018-02-17 01:59
|
315 |
128 |
174 |
17 |
1977 |
WoW First - SoT Later! |
|
|
2018-02-17 23:21
|
463 |
134 |
170 |
-6 |
1841 |
Starting Ep 4! |
|
|
2018-02-19 23:01
|
253 |
139 |
159 |
22 |
1703 |
Title this broadcast |
|
|
2018-02-21 02:10
|
344 |
103 |
118 |
-1 |
1126 |
my feels are ready |
|
|
2018-02-21 20:47
|
277 |
125 |
150 |
9 |
1647 |
unboxing my new Twitch merch #ad and finishing up Life Is Strange! |
|
|
2018-02-22 23:11
|
553 |
128 |
155 |
29 |
2728 |
meow |
|
|
2018-02-23 23:16
|
498 |
135 |
184 |
14 |
2537 |
meow |
|
|
2018-02-25 02:42
|
352 |
185 |
287 |
24 |
2119 |
KNIGHT SIMULATOR |
|
|
2018-02-27 01:22
|
422 |
134 |
179 |
15 |
2495 |
Go away or I shall taunt you a SECOND TIME. |
|
|
2018-02-27 22:45
|
339 |
119 |
162 |
-5 |
1893 |
I'm a mouse, duh (ft. Grimiss to read my chat) |
|
|
2018-03-01 01:42
|
312 |
117 |
139 |
5 |
1898 |
H Antorus! |
|
|
2018-03-01 20:06
|
388 |
131 |
153 |
19 |
2196 |
I seek the holy grail! |
|
|
2018-03-02 22:34
|
350 |
149 |
178 |
45 |
2119 |
PUBG first - SoT later! |
|
|
2018-03-03 22:49
|
385 |
168 |
196 |
65 |
3063 |
ITS SATURDAAAAAAAY |
|
|
2018-03-06 21:11
|
253 |
161 |
177 |
16 |
2002 |
Learning to play - ALSO 3 MIL HYPE PARTY |
|
|
2018-03-07 22:56
|
428 |
112 |
155 |
17 |
2325 |
OW first - H Antorus (WoW) later! |
|
|
2018-03-09 01:08
|
256 |
108 |
123 |
5 |
1118 |
learning to play! |
|
|
2018-03-09 23:55
|
379 |
130 |
162 |
44 |
2513 |
HAPPY FRIDAY |
|
|
2018-03-12 21:53
|
381 |
149 |
180 |
-7 |
2608 |
Prompto, you're up! |
|
|
2018-03-13 22:43
|
301 |
116 |
156 |
13 |
1759 |
whats a main? |
|
|
2018-03-15 00:28
|
346 |
118 |
158 |
3 |
2123 |
H Antorus! |
|
|
2018-03-16 00:47
|
337 |
114 |
140 |
9 |
1536 |
surprise unboxing, then fortnite! |
|
|
2018-03-16 20:48
|
256 |
121 |
147 |
11 |
1602 |
EARLY STREAM BEST STREAM |
|
|
2018-03-17 21:37
|
247 |
148 |
180 |
21 |
2242 |
Happy St Patricks Day! |
|
|
2018-03-20 02:51
|
313 |
108 |
129 |
7 |
1410 |
MEOW |
|
|
2018-03-21 01:30
|
344 |
130 |
158 |
1 |
1537 |
Treasure-Hunting Tuesday! |
|
|
2018-03-22 00:45
|
259 |
120 |
147 |
8 |
1420 |
Wine and WoW Wednesday! H Antorus tonight! 968 DH |
|
|
2018-03-23 23:42
|
272 |
130 |
163 |
34 |
1870 |
I love you. |
|
|
2018-03-24 21:00
|
364 |
150 |
174 |
-20 |
2078 |
This is gonna be one hell of a party |
|
|
2018-03-26 21:02
|
322 |
140 |
175 |
17 |
1817 |
meow? |
|
|
2018-03-27 20:59
|
325 |
128 |
144 |
5 |
1495 |
New to the series - playing because dog. |
|
|
2018-03-28 21:38
|
506 |
130 |
177 |
31 |
2239 |
Dog Training Simulator |
|
|
2018-03-29 21:06
|
368 |
144 |
180 |
6 |
1860 |
HI HELLO |
|
|
2018-03-30 21:00
|
494 |
139 |
178 |
5 |
2913 |
HAPPY WEEKEND! Finishing(?) up today! |
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2018-04-02 21:05
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299 |
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1380 |
Chill Monday stream <3 |
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2018-04-03 21:02
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272 |
130 |
159 |
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1227 |
Starting chapter 3! |
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2018-04-04 21:33
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411 |
142 |
173 |
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Finishing up TFTB, then moving on to Far Cry 3! |
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2018-04-05 21:02
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672 |
152 |
175 |
11 |
3072 |
First playthrough! |
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2018-04-06 21:18
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476 |
143 |
178 |
22 |
2183 |
Far Cry Friday! |
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2018-04-07 21:04
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421 |
199 |
260 |
120 |
3445 |
SUBDAY! Overwatch first, Fortnite later? |
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2018-04-09 21:26
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418 |
160 |
192 |
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2553 |
HAPPY MONDAY |
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2018-04-10 21:06
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418 |
143 |
173 |
4 |
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First playthrough! |
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2018-04-11 21:06
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468 |
154 |
262 |
25 |
2629 |
HACK THE PLANET |
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2018-04-18 21:22
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432 |
123 |
149 |
36 |
2018 |
IM HOME! |
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2018-04-19 21:10
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374 |
127 |
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This ship runs on HAPPY FACES |
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2018-04-24 21:35
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729 |
164 |
238 |
40 |
3304 |
IM HOME |
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2018-04-25 21:02
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412 |
138 |
163 |
10 |
2085 |
I love you! |
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2018-04-26 21:01
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443 |
141 |
215 |
19 |
1859 |
I love you! |
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2018-04-28 18:40
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424 |
145 |
192 |
23 |
3111 |
LIVE from Gamers for Giving - !g4g |
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2018-04-30 00:06
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3 |
659 |
THE FINAL PUSH TO 7K @ Gamers for Giving - !g4g |
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2018-05-01 21:02
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125 |
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I'm finally home for more than a few days! |
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2018-05-02 21:36
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5 |
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HELLO! Darksiders for a bit, WoW raid later! |
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2018-05-03 21:06
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2 |
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HI :D |
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2018-05-04 21:12
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442 |
138 |
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May the 4th be with you. Hope your day is BB-GR8! |
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2018-05-05 20:54
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192 |
233 |
1 |
2380 |
1000 SUB HYPE T__T |
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2018-05-07 21:21
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473 |
119 |
149 |
2 |
1906 |
HAPPY MONDAY |
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2018-05-08 20:53
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321 |
117 |
137 |
17 |
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Hello Destiny, it's been a while. |
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2018-05-09 21:10
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DS2 first, WoW raid later! |
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2018-05-11 21:09
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445 |
136 |
158 |
57 |
2190 |
Fancy Fortnite Friday?! Fifty x Fifty? F WORDS!? |
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2018-05-12 22:29
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147 |
275 |
33 |
1986 |
ITS SATURDAAAAY |
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2018-05-14 22:37
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447 |
165 |
242 |
79 |
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EARLY ACCESS?! with GrimisS! |
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2018-05-15 21:07
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537 |
213 |
274 |
133 |
3877 |
EARLY ACCESS! |
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2018-05-16 22:10
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324 |
158 |
189 |
39 |
1964 |
EARLY ACCESS! SoD2 first, WoW raid later! |
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2018-05-17 21:15
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213 |
256 |
100 |
3046 |
EARLY ACCESS! |
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2018-05-18 21:58
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476 |
213 |
244 |
84 |
3005 |
I like this game. |
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2018-05-21 22:01
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283 |
140 |
165 |
51 |
1492 |
I love you |
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2018-05-22 21:19
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275 |
127 |
143 |
9 |
1409 |
I love you |
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2018-05-29 22:01
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363 |
166 |
200 |
28 |
1808 |
IM HOME! |
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2018-05-30 21:45
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379 |
161 |
191 |
18 |
1826 |
Enter a title |
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2018-05-31 21:32
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40 |
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2nd playthrough - NO SURVIVORS! |
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2018-06-02 20:54
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177 |
203 |
48 |
3268 |
ITS SATURDAAAAAY |
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2018-06-04 22:14
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480 |
168 |
311 |
57 |
2548 |
IMMA COWBOY |
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2018-06-05 21:01
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453 |
154 |
188 |
19 |
1994 |
IMMA COWBOY |
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2018-06-06 23:30
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126 |
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1 |
1480 |
IMMA VAMPIRE |
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2018-06-08 21:05
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369 |
139 |
204 |
19 |
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Last stream before E3!! |
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2018-06-12 22:59
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55 |
85 |
93 |
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231 |
Live from E3 - Ori and the Will of the Wisps!! |
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2018-06-13 21:24
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70 |
309 |
353 |
42 |
887 |
Live from E3 @ the Twitch Streamer Zone with Alienware |
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2018-06-18 22:22
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312 |
143 |
167 |
9 |
1427 |
I'M HOME FROM E3! |
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2018-06-19 21:47
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457 |
222 |
287 |
77 |
3632 |
New player - Chill leveling stream! |
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2018-06-20 23:28
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296 |
170 |
205 |
28 |
1921 |
New player - Chill leveling stream! |
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2018-06-21 21:08
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296 |
174 |
212 |
24 |
1938 |
New player - Chill leveling stream! |
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2018-06-23 00:30
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385 |
197 |
289 |
34 |
2178 |
New player - Chill leveling stream! |
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2018-06-23 21:24
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470 |
384 |
567 |
154 |
4573 |
New player - Chill leveling stream! |
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2018-06-25 21:42
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272 |
185 |
225 |
44 |
1769 |
New(ish?) player - Leveling to CP 160! |
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2018-06-28 21:22
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272 |
180 |
244 |
16 |
1743 |
Hi :D |
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2018-06-29 21:09
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425 |
194 |
244 |
29 |
2808 |
HAPPY FRIDAY! |
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2018-07-02 22:13
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371 |
194 |
244 |
48 |
2453 |
Leveling a new character! |
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2018-07-03 23:50
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204 |
151 |
182 |
9 |
1154 |
Leveling a new character! |
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2018-07-06 21:00
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364 |
171 |
198 |
45 |
2515 |
Fancy Friday! |
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2018-07-07 22:23
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251 |
195 |
254 |
35 |
2015 |
Hi :D |
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2018-07-10 21:10
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464 |
168 |
207 |
44 |
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Unboxing our new GT Omega chairs, then ESO later - ALSO !merch |
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2018-07-12 00:31
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159 |
184 |
25 |
1318 |
hi :D !merch |
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2018-07-12 21:19
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265 |
146 |
198 |
18 |
1561 |
Happy Thursday :D !merch |
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2018-07-13 21:50
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394 |
174 |
214 |
38 |
2108 |
IT'S FRIDAYYYYY !merch |
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2018-07-14 21:43
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431 |
169 |
283 |
36 |
2234 |
ITS SATURDAY ITS SATURDAAAY !merch |
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2018-07-16 21:27
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337 |
136 |
160 |
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1611 |
I’d share a paopu with you any day. !merch |
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2018-07-17 22:03
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381 |
142 |
163 |
18 |
1920 |
I LIKE THIS GAME !merch |
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2018-07-18 22:01
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353 |
169 |
211 |
39 |
2379 |
warden wednesday? !merch |
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2018-07-20 21:41
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293 |
173 |
212 |
35 |
1897 |
Why do rogues wear leather armor? CAUSE ITS MADE OF HIDE LOL !merch |
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2018-07-21 22:34
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180 |
151 |
182 |
3 |
1037 |
What do you call a rogue on a mountain top? A SNEAK PEAK LOL !merch |
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2018-07-23 22:52
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302 |
164 |
194 |
17 |
1773 |
Why do Paladins wear chainmail? CAUSE IT'S HOLEY ARMOR LOL !merch |
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2018-07-26 21:54
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230 |
122 |
152 |
6 |
1209 |
Why does everyone love Hit Points? THEY'RE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY LOL | !merch |
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2018-07-27 02:23
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111 |
104 |
126 |
2 |
481 |
Sub Thursday? | !merch |
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2018-07-27 21:17
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437 |
264 |
342 |
40 |
3151 |
Why do dragons refuse to eat paladins? CAUSE THEY TASTE LAWFUL LOL | !merch |
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2018-07-31 01:24
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270 |
121 |
141 |
18 |
1331 |
What do you call a sneak attack at dawn? AN AM BUSH LOL | !merch |
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2018-07-31 21:05
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229 |
154 |
187 |
45 |
1166 |
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-01 22:28
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336 |
136 |
161 |
8 |
1434 |
Why do warriors love dealing damage? CAUSE ITS ALL THE RAGE LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-03 00:37
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267 |
118 |
138 |
19 |
813 |
What kind of treasure do you find in a necromancers lair? CRYPTOCURRENCY LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-04 22:18
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176 |
137 |
162 |
9 |
1208 |
How do you get a warlock to share his secrets? WITH A WAR-KEY LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-06 21:39
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325 |
157 |
178 |
16 |
2426 |
Why can't a priest change a lightbulb? THEY CAN'T LIGHTWELL LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-07 22:19
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355 |
132 |
160 |
3 |
1491 |
What do you call a knowledgeable Witcher? GERALT OF TRIVIA LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-08 22:59
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235 |
118 |
137 |
1 |
1002 |
Why do Witchers fight monsters? TO TEACH THEM A LESHEN LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-09 20:41
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403 |
131 |
165 |
-1 |
2159 |
Why was the horse so happy? CAUSE HE LIVED IN A STABLE ENVIRONMENT LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-10 22:54
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440 |
153 |
198 |
11 |
1929 |
What did the crab do on his birthday?
HE SHELLABRATED LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-14 21:01
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383 |
132 |
158 |
2 |
1865 |
What is a rogue's favorite drink?
SUBTLE TEA LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-15 22:10
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364 |
122 |
142 |
73 |
1486 |
Why didn't the rogue like his daggers?
HE WASN'T A FAN OF KNIVES LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-16 22:40
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324 |
114 |
144 |
2 |
1108 |
Why didn't the warrior cross the road?
NO PATH AVAILABLE LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-18 00:28
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276 |
106 |
130 |
4 |
1103 |
What do you call a gnome priest? A COMPACT DISC LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-18 22:08
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296 |
123 |
156 |
11 |
1438 |
How does Naxxramas fly? WITH ITS FOUR WINGS LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-22 22:20
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255 |
115 |
159 |
7 |
1192 |
Why do I love my class trainer? CAUSE HE RESPECS ME LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-25 00:58
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276 |
125 |
142 |
20 |
1268 |
What happens if you run carelessly in the Prydwen?
YOU MIGHT FALL OUT LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-30 22:42
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343 |
163 |
191 |
25 |
2299 |
Why wasn't Deathwing invited to any parties? HE WAS DRAGON EVERYONE DOWN LOL | !merch |
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2018-08-31 23:25
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265 |
154 |
196 |
30 |
1497 |
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2018-09-03 22:27
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287 |
141 |
180 |
21 |
1691 |
What is the best thing to take to Heart of Fear? RAID LOL | !merch |
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2018-09-05 19:47
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257 |
88 |
119 |
-7 |
1141 |
Why are Hunters terrible photographers? THEYRE ALWAYS OUT OF FOCUS LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-09-06 20:00
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254 |
109 |
131 |
-8 |
1203 |
What do you call a Tauren rogue? INVISIBULL LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-09-07 22:17
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467 |
171 |
200 |
11 |
2606 |
What did Black Cat say when she got caught stealing? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME LOL | !merch |
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2018-09-08 21:09
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825 |
210 |
313 |
137 |
4862 |
How does Spiderman watch the stream? ON THE WEB LOL | !merch |
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2018-09-11 22:26
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318 |
121 |
156 |
7 |
1369 |
Why do hunters get smashed in bars? BECAUSE THEY MULTI-SHOT LOL | !merch |
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2018-09-12 22:47
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307 |
114 |
144 |
8 |
1292 |
What's a troll's favorite drink? ZUL'GIN LOL | !merch |
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2018-09-13 23:08
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376 |
136 |
180 |
30 |
1695 |
Why is Spider-Man such a good baseball player?
HE'S GOOD AT CATCHING FLIES LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-09-14 22:43
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571 |
182 |
224 |
129 |
2853 |
Why was Lara Croft sad? CAUSE HER CAREER WAS IN RUINS LOL | Code Giveaways! |
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2018-09-16 00:05
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469 |
143 |
195 |
19 |
2299 |
What do you call a druid who melees in tree form?
A COMBAT LOG LOL | !merch |
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2018-09-17 21:24
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330 |
144 |
182 |
20 |
1658 |
Why did Lara Croft study so hard at school? SHE WANTED TO BE A TOME RAIDER LOL | !merch |
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2018-09-25 00:39
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395 |
385 |
776 |
198 |
3471 |
Why couldn't the Khajiit go to the party? CAUSE HE HAD TO BE ELSWEYR LOL | !merch |
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2018-09-25 22:52
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162 |
97 |
115 |
4 |
753 |
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren? A MINI-TAUR LOL | !merch |
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2018-09-26 22:37
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487 |
124 |
152 |
5 |
1925 |
How do you know if a Honey Badger is coming for you? LISTEN FOR ITS FAR CRY LOL | !merch |
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2018-09-27 21:21
|
413 |
110 |
136 |
-2 |
1424 |
When do you find elephants in Far Cry? IVORY NOW AND THEN LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-09-29 01:17
|
367 |
112 |
142 |
8 |
1595 |
Man I love the Forsaken quests. THEY'RE JAW-DROPPING LOL | !merch |
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2018-10-01 23:23
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431 |
118 |
135 |
2 |
1775 |
What did Jack Skellington say when he chopped down a tree?
TIMBER-TON LOL | !merch |
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2018-10-03 21:30
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604 |
147 |
178 |
37 |
2400 |
What did Kassandra say when she left home? ODYSSEY YA LATER LOL | !merch |
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2018-10-04 20:53
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511 |
146 |
176 |
25 |
2308 |
Why was Kassandra so smart? BECAUSE ASSASSINS READ LOL | !merch |
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2018-10-06 01:31
|
273 |
116 |
141 |
-2 |
1385 |
Why don't priests get invited to dinner? THEY CAN'T USE PLATE LOL | !merch |
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2018-10-06 21:35
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499 |
161 |
196 |
42 |
2399 |
What's an assassin's favorite breakfast? ALEXI-OS LOL | !merch |
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2018-10-09 22:33
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381 |
141 |
190 |
20 |
1600 |
What do you call murderous snakes? HISSASSINS LOL | !merch |
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2018-10-10 21:54
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350 |
146 |
176 |
0 |
1441 |
How does Kassandra get ready for parties? BY GETTING HER HERA DONE LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-10-12 00:42
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372 |
123 |
146 |
14 |
1180 |
Why is Kassandra the best archer in Greece? SHE DOESN'T ARTE-MISS LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-10-14 01:28
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396 |
130 |
178 |
6 |
1492 |
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-10-15 00:07
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317 |
122 |
145 |
15 |
1227 |
How does a penguin build it's house? IGLOOS IT TOGETHER LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-10-15 21:56
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358 |
143 |
173 |
26 |
1437 |
What did Poseidon say to the sea monster?
WHAT'S KRAKEN LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-10-17 00:11
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503 |
154 |
183 |
36 |
2004 |
What do you call a musician petrified by Medusa? A ROCKSTAR LOL | 1K SUB POINTS! |
|
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2018-10-17 22:28
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396 |
152 |
188 |
34 |
1559 |
I'm good at getting through labyrinths, it only takes me a minotaur two LOL | 1K SUB POINTS! |
|
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2018-10-20 01:20
|
284 |
126 |
152 |
17 |
1275 |
What's a rogue's favorite drink? A CHEAP SHOT LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-10-21 00:46
|
378 |
135 |
183 |
36 |
1359 |
What did Poseidon say to Artemis? NOTHING HE JUST WAVED LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-10-24 02:12
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242 |
133 |
163 |
22 |
844 |
I will never Apollo-gize for these Greek god puns | !merch |
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2018-10-27 17:32
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152 |
338 |
473 |
28 |
2431 |
LIVE FROM TWITCHCON! |
|
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2018-10-27 21:01
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93 |
109 |
125 |
1 |
526 |
LIVE FROM TWITCHCON! |
|
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2018-10-30 00:45
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389 |
220 |
276 |
58 |
2305 |
What do you call a cowboy putting on clothes? RANCH DRESSING LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-01 02:27
|
367 |
177 |
241 |
34 |
1735 |
Why did the ghost go to the saloon? HE WANTED SOME BOOS LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-07 23:57
|
357 |
157 |
177 |
-6 |
1497 |
4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY STREAM |
|
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2018-11-09 01:26
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198 |
124 |
152 |
3 |
772 |
What do you call a retired cowboy? DERANGED LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-13 05:26
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158 |
97 |
123 |
7 |
746 |
What shoes does Mercy wear to parties? HIGH HEALS LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-14 00:07
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237 |
245 |
298 |
72 |
1518 |
Why do ghouls make good hippies? CAUSE THEY'RE RAD-ICAL LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-15 00:06
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518 |
269 |
445 |
185 |
3560 |
My joke titles are so funny you might Fallout of your chair LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-16 01:02
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392 |
187 |
238 |
46 |
1855 |
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are absolutely glowing | !merch |
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2018-11-17 23:36
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218 |
90 |
105 |
7 |
1040 |
Gamers Outreach RIG Charity Stream LIVE FROM DREAMHACK |
|
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2018-11-20 22:05
|
299 |
178 |
212 |
17 |
1984 |
Why was Hypno so energetic? HE WASN'T DROWZEE ANYMORE LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-21 23:43
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351 |
189 |
272 |
40 |
1689 |
What do you call a happy cowboy? A JOLLY RANCHER LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-23 23:27
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457 |
186 |
237 |
74 |
2061 |
Why did everyone laugh at the cowboy? CAUSE HE WAS HORSING AROUND LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-25 00:17
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297 |
151 |
215 |
32 |
1410 |
What did the cowboy say to the artist? DRAW LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-28 02:29
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535 |
183 |
267 |
103 |
2540 |
How do outlaws get paid? UNDER THE STABLE LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-11-29 00:27
|
527 |
188 |
230 |
20 |
2378 |
Why did the Four Horsemen go to heaven? CAUSE HELL HATH NO FURY LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-12-01 00:22
|
332 |
137 |
173 |
13 |
1380 |
What do you call Fury's weapon when it does frost damage? COOL WHIP LOL | !merch |
|
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2018-12-02 01:06
|
448 |
181 |
250 |
19 |
2246 |
Why is it called an allergy attack and not a sneezure? | !merch |
|
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2018-12-05 02:19
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345 |
152 |
189 |
35 |
1363 |
What's Fury's favorite kind of drink? Dark Ciders LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-06 01:23
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134 |
161 |
22 |
1552 |
Why did Rico Rodriguez go to South America? JUST CAUSE LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-08 01:52
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110 |
151 |
12 |
1039 |
If Rico steals a boat, he will crash it into something. ITS A SHORE THING LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-13 02:30
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165 |
189 |
19 |
1808 |
Why did Boba Fett work alone? CAUSE HE LIKED TO HUNT SOLO LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-14 01:10
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364 |
156 |
183 |
9 |
1801 |
Why did the Sarlacc want to eat Boba Fett? HE WAS A SEASONED HUNTER LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-16 00:27
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227 |
161 |
240 |
28 |
1439 |
What's Boba Fett's favorite Christmas Song? JANGO BELLS LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-17 19:27
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397 |
168 |
214 |
6 |
2933 |
Darth Vader knows what he's getting for Christmas. HE CAN FEEL THE PRESENTS LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-18 19:54
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390 |
164 |
199 |
21 |
2427 |
Why do Doctors make the best Jedi? CAUSE A JEDI MUST HAVE PATIENCE LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-19 19:49
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365 |
143 |
190 |
16 |
2400 |
Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich? CAUSE BB-8 IT LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-20 19:50
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394 |
163 |
198 |
15 |
2308 |
Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? HE'S ALWAYS MAKING NEW FRIENDS LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-21 20:35
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399 |
114 |
140 |
0 |
1679 |
What do you call a tornado that never touches down? A TORNADON'T LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-22 20:14
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390 |
144 |
175 |
0 |
2032 |
I have a fear of being trapped by a tornado, but I'm sure it'll blow over LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-23 22:40
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534 |
165 |
186 |
35 |
2296 |
What do the police call Black Cat? A PURR-PETRATOR LOL | !merch |
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2018-12-28 03:22
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182 |
100 |
121 |
-3 |
962 |
Where can you dance in Vikendi? AT THE SNOW BALL LOL | #ad |
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2018-12-29 23:30
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96 |
115 |
4 |
1433 |
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? LOOK FOR FRESH PRINTS LOL | #ad |
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2019-01-02 21:20
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214 |
94 |
114 |
-8 |
1157 |
Everyone teased the snowman about his nose, BUT HE DIDN'T CARROT ALL LOL | #ad |
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2019-01-04 04:03
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231 |
79 |
115 |
3 |
861 |
BLIZZARDS ARE SNOW JOKE LOL | #ad |
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2019-01-06 00:29
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295 |
106 |
127 |
-5 |
1468 |
How did the Snowman get to work? BY ICICLE LOL | #ad |
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2019-01-06 21:33
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211 |
119 |
147 |
11 |
1166 |
Where do snowmen get the weather report? THE WINTERNET LOL | #ad |
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2019-01-08 23:49
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465 |
137 |
224 |
35 |
2899 |
I had an awesome Destiny joke, but it was TAKEN LOL | !merch |
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2019-01-10 02:40
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294 |
132 |
170 |
38 |
1156 |
What do you say to the Fallen if they do something nice? SHANKS LOL | !merch |
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2019-01-11 01:37
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377 |
103 |
131 |
14 |
1238 |
Life is sometimes normal, but life is strange two | !merch |
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2019-01-12 01:51
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403 |
134 |
172 |
44 |
1787 |
Stream brought to you by iBuyPower! | !merch |
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2019-01-15 01:36
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318 |
129 |
158 |
14 |
1490 |
The Traveler is great at handling bad situations. He just makes light of everything | !merch |
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2019-01-15 23:29
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455 |
152 |
182 |
15 |
2194 |
Why didn't the fire team pick up Zavala's bounties? THEY WERE ON STRIKE LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-17 01:25
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339 |
131 |
164 |
7 |
1383 |
Where do guardians go to have fun? THE ARCADE-6 LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-18 01:08
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376 |
122 |
153 |
10 |
1367 |
Donald LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-19 01:28
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467 |
137 |
186 |
12 |
1644 |
Who uses a shield as a weapon? THAT WOULD JUST BE GOOFY LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-20 03:03
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451 |
147 |
193 |
10 |
1821 |
What do you call Demyx's solo album? DEMYX TAPE LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-21 22:50
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254 |
125 |
160 |
-4 |
1023 |
How did Roxas feel after fighting Dusks all day? A BIT SORA LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-24 00:56
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428 |
156 |
194 |
28 |
1762 |
If Donald's nephews were in DDD, we'd have Huey, Dewey, Louie and TWEWY LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-25 00:15
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479 |
130 |
150 |
11 |
1576 |
How does Organization XIII fight Sora? WITH A LUXORD AND SHIELD LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-26 01:02
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442 |
151 |
219 |
18 |
1962 |
If the zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas? LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-28 03:24
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370 |
169 |
216 |
29 |
1613 |
What's a zombie's favorite toy? A DEADY BEAR LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-28 23:51
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373 |
160 |
185 |
17 |
1623 |
Why did the zombie do so well on the test?
CAUSE IT WAS A NO-BRAINER LOL | !youtube |
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2019-01-29 20:41
|
693 |
201 |
236 |
53 |
3628 |
It's finally time. |
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2019-01-30 22:03
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622 |
180 |
208 |
27 |
2670 |
GOT IT MEMORIZED? |
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2019-02-01 00:20
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605 |
166 |
271 |
29 |
2410 |
How does Marluxia use his scythe? HE PUTS THE PETAL TO THE METAL LOL | !youtube |
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2019-02-02 03:48
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396 |
149 |
193 |
18 |
1673 |
Lea loves Sea Salt Ice Cream, he thinks its Axellent. | 2nd Playthrough, PS4, Proud |
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2019-02-03 02:40
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504 |
139 |
178 |
23 |
2119 |
Kingdom Hearts puns are Terrable | 2nd Playthrough, PS4, Proud |
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2019-02-07 02:30
|
294 |
102 |
115 |
3 |
951 |
Why did Aqua call Terra after a rough day? SHE NEEDED TO VENTUS LOL | 2nd Playthrough, PS4, Proud |
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2019-02-13 23:04
|
441 |
147 |
189 |
2 |
2178 |
Microsoft gave me early access, which I'm pretty sure means we're Valentines. #ad |
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2019-02-15 00:52
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342 |
122 |
147 |
11 |
1486 |
What do you call two birds in love? TWEETHEARTS LOL | Thanks for the code, Microsoft! #ad |
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2019-02-16 02:05
|
379 |
125 |
157 |
-3 |
1497 |
Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners LOL | !merch |
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2019-02-16 23:09
|
555 |
154 |
191 |
10 |
2425 |
People who steal trains must have a loco-motive LOL | !merch |
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2019-02-18 01:43
|
321 |
133 |
174 |
4 |
1023 |
Why was the train late? It kept getting side tracked LOL | !merch |
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2019-02-18 22:42
|
472 |
166 |
207 |
35 |
2183 |
How do trains hear? Through their ENGINEARS LOL | !merch |
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2019-02-20 22:47
|
427 |
120 |
143 |
17 |
1526 |
I was up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me LOL | !merch |
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2019-02-23 01:48
|
406 |
122 |
146 |
9 |
1427 |
I tried to catch fog once. I MIST LOL | !merch |
|
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2019-02-24 00:53
|
551 |
244 |
326 |
152 |
4155 |
How does NASA organize a party? THEY PLANET LOL | !merch |
|
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2019-02-25 23:46
|
459 |
133 |
200 |
33 |
1843 |
What do you call a fake noodle? AN IMPASTA LOL | PC - Anthem Later! |
|
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2019-02-26 23:56
|
438 |
166 |
214 |
52 |
2162 |
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention LOL | PC/KBM Gameplay |
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2019-02-27 23:30
|
424 |
194 |
234 |
114 |
2502 |
How does a farmer count his cows? With a COW-CULATOR LOL | PC/KBM Gameplay |
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2019-02-28 23:36
|
338 |
190 |
229 |
71 |
2140 |
The rotation of Earth really makes my day LOL | PC/KBM Gameplay |
|
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2019-03-05 03:57
|
297 |
157 |
188 |
29 |
1777 |
What do you call a magic dog? A LABRACADABRADOR LOL | !merch |
|
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2019-03-06 01:54
|
360 |
156 |
199 |
35 |
2189 |
If you refuse a nap, are you guilty of resisting a rest? | !youtube |
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2019-03-07 02:05
|
249 |
140 |
185 |
18 |
1143 |
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater. | !youtube |
|
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2019-03-08 00:55
|
229 |
166 |
205 |
23 |
1229 |
What's Dante's favorite kind of animal? A REBEL LION LOL | !youtube |
|
|
2019-03-10 00:34
|
410 |
156 |
189 |
9 |
1869 |
They should put advertisements on the Hulk. He's a giant Banner LOL | !youtube |
|
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2019-03-12 01:45
|
289 |
135 |
194 |
15 |
1257 |
What do you call a place that makes passable products? A SATISFACTORY LOL | !youtube |
|
|
2019-03-13 02:49
|
325 |
128 |
169 |
22 |
1213 |
Why was the math book sad? CAUSE IT HAD SO MANY PROBLEMS LOL | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-03-14 22:11
|
463 |
155 |
189 |
22 |
2281 |
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you COUNT DRACULA LOL | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-03-15 23:14
|
530 |
156 |
211 |
36 |
2194 |
Why do plants hate math? CAUSE IT GIVES THEM SQUARE ROOTS LOL | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-03-16 22:12
|
552 |
189 |
274 |
83 |
2650 |
Why are obtuse angles so sad? CAUSE THEY'RE NEVER RIGHT LOL | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
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2019-03-19 00:03
|
291 |
140 |
193 |
17 |
997 |
What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A ROAMIN NUMERAL LOL | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
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2019-03-20 00:46
|
388 |
137 |
183 |
45 |
1534 |
Who invented the round table? SIR CUMFERENCE LOL | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-03-21 00:33
|
261 |
130 |
158 |
36 |
954 |
Arguing with a circle is pointless | 451 GS | PC KB/M Gameplay |
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2019-03-22 03:16
|
168 |
108 |
137 |
16 |
701 |
Why did the bicycle cancel it's plans? IT WAS TWO TIRED LOL | Last stream before !GFG |
|
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2019-03-23 18:44
|
50 |
83 |
95 |
2 |
212 |
LIVE FROM GAMERS FOR GIVING! #ForTheKids | !GFG |
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2019-03-23 20:44
|
270 |
115 |
154 |
14 |
1339 |
LIVE FROM GAMERS FOR GIVING! #ForTheKids | !GFG |
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2019-03-24 03:10
|
295 |
117 |
131 |
19 |
1197 |
LIVE FROM GAMERS FOR GIVING! #ForTheKids | !GFG |
|
|
2019-03-24 17:59
|
85 |
137 |
156 |
4 |
942 |
LIVE FROM GAMERS FOR GIVING! #ForTheKids | !GFG |
|
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2019-03-24 22:38
|
176 |
108 |
137 |
3 |
983 |
LIVE FROM GAMERS FOR GIVING! #ForTheKids | !GFG |
|
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2019-03-27 02:01
|
243 |
116 |
165 |
21 |
1197 |
I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs. | PC Gameplay |
|
|
2019-04-03 00:13
|
331 |
107 |
124 |
0 |
1338 |
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? HE WAS WELL ARMED LOL | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-04-04 19:50
|
624 |
154 |
196 |
17 |
2744 |
I needed to learn about shadows but I was left in the dark. | #SekiroPartner | PC KB/M Gameplay |
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2019-04-06 01:12
|
292 |
109 |
135 |
12 |
1255 |
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity. | XB1 Gameplay |
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2019-04-09 01:18
|
347 |
130 |
177 |
10 |
1435 |
Can February March? No, but April May | Sekiro Partner | PC KB/M Gameplay |
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2019-04-10 01:01
|
223 |
126 |
144 |
9 |
857 |
Why was the picture sent to jail? IT WAS FRAMED | Sekiro Partner | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-04-11 00:55
|
379 |
118 |
166 |
16 |
1371 |
Are pools safe for diving? Well, it deep ends. | Sekiro Partner | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
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2019-04-12 04:55
|
279 |
95 |
110 |
24 |
896 |
Where do you learn to make ice cream? SUNDAE SCHOOL LOL | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-04-13 02:42
|
432 |
134 |
195 |
42 |
1761 |
Weddings are so beautiful, even the cakes are in tiers. | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-04-14 02:33
|
361 |
177 |
238 |
64 |
2011 |
My chemistry set blew up, I guess oxidants happen. | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-04-16 02:40
|
264 |
143 |
176 |
28 |
1231 |
Whiteboards are remarkable. | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-04-17 01:37
|
347 |
100 |
124 |
27 |
1275 |
My friend told me to stop impersonating flamingos. I had to put my foot down. | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-04-17 23:13
|
351 |
150 |
189 |
26 |
1895 |
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense. | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
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2019-04-20 01:32
|
342 |
156 |
254 |
29 |
1395 |
Why was the army too tired to fight? There were too many sleepless knights. | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-04-21 00:00
|
354 |
182 |
278 |
29 |
1882 |
I love bowling! It's right up my alley. | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
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2019-04-23 01:49
|
345 |
141 |
173 |
25 |
1669 |
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual. | PC KB/M Gameplay |
|
|
2019-04-24 00:44
|
300 |
119 |
146 |
9 |
1320 |
Napoleon didn't design his coat, but he did have a hand in it. | Returning Player - 367 Outlaw Rogue |
|
|
2019-04-25 00:38
|
376 |
137 |
168 |
3 |
1414 |
What does Geralt like to do in his free time? Modern Aard LOL | NG+ | PC |
|
|
2019-04-26 22:38
|
506 |
169 |
221 |
16 |
2238 |
Why can't hedgehogs just share?? | PS4 |
|
|
2019-04-27 21:24
|
490 |
180 |
234 |
37 |
2316 |
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. | PS4 |
|
|
2019-04-29 21:52
|
132 |
116 |
134 |
-6 |
762 |
lindsayelyse’s mobile stream |
|
|
2019-05-01 00:41
|
413 |
150 |
204 |
15 |
1523 |
Programmers hate going outside, there are too many bugs. | PS4 |
|
|
2019-05-01 23:51
|
353 |
162 |
206 |
25 |
1551 |
What's a grape's favorite day of the week? WINESDAY | PS4 Pro |
|
|
2019-05-04 01:15
|
319 |
135 |
178 |
23 |
1905 |
What's a dog's favorite mage spec? BARKANE | Gearing New Mage |
|
|
2019-05-05 02:19
|
305 |
158 |
228 |
30 |
1283 |
What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO | MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU! |
|
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2019-05-07 21:45
|
579 |
160 |
205 |
49 |
2302 |
What's a zombie's favorite toy? A DEADY BEAR | PS4 Pro |
|
|
2019-05-08 20:58
|
466 |
174 |
215 |
46 |
2066 |
It takes a lot of Deadication to be a zombie. | PS4 Pro |
|
|
2019-05-09 23:18
|
366 |
177 |
215 |
34 |
1505 |
When a zombie wants to see their future, they just check their Horrorscope | PS4 Pro |
|
|
2019-05-11 01:32
|
312 |
100 |
127 |
10 |
1214 |
Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you. | PC | Chapter 3 |
|
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2019-05-12 00:21
|
373 |
118 |
137 |
9 |
1420 |
I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it. | PS4 Pro | 2nd Playthrough - Proud |
|
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2019-05-13 23:52
|
492 |
371 |
1048 |
116 |
4173 |
THIS GAME IS ALL THE RAGE. | PC KB/M | !giveaway |
|
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2019-05-14 23:20
|
414 |
163 |
224 |
16 |
1859 |
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words. | PC KB/M | !giveaway |
|
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2019-05-15 23:51
|
193 |
131 |
166 |
13 |
827 |
What is a computer’s favorite food? MICROCHIPS | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-05-18 22:33
|
401 |
180 |
219 |
42 |
2340 |
What do lawyers wear to court? LAWSUITS. | PC KB/M |
|
|
2019-05-21 22:24
|
260 |
136 |
191 |
-8 |
1261 |
What is a rats favorite game? HIDE AND SQUEAK | PC KB/M |
|
|
2019-05-29 02:31
|
373 |
116 |
150 |
8 |
1435 |
All of my comic books are missing the last page. I have to draw my own conclusions. | PC KB/M |
|
|
2019-05-29 22:37
|
307 |
132 |
151 |
-8 |
1455 |
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-05-30 21:02
|
342 |
130 |
164 |
-12 |
1449 |
I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases. | PC KB/M |
|
|
2019-06-01 00:35
|
239 |
131 |
170 |
8 |
1094 |
I spent hours trying to remember what the opposite of “night” was. But, in the end, I just had to call it a day. | PC KB/M |
|
|
2019-06-02 00:37
|
377 |
138 |
170 |
38 |
1828 |
Why do necromancers make such good friends?
Because they're great at raising people's spirits. | PC KB/M |
|
|
2019-06-03 20:42
|
392 |
144 |
175 |
5 |
2207 |
Necromancy is a great profession, it's really easy to make a living. | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-06-04 23:19
|
355 |
135 |
206 |
36 |
1598 |
Necromancers always have the best armies. People are dying to join | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-06-06 01:47
|
297 |
171 |
290 |
50 |
1875 |
Necromancy jokes are a dead art, though I hear they're making a comeback. | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-06-11 23:33
|
61 |
136 |
152 |
-5 |
387 |
LIVE FROM E3 | Gears 5 Escape Mode |
|
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2019-06-17 19:01
|
493 |
159 |
186 |
-35 |
2440 |
Why do you never see Deathclaws hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. | PC KB/M |
|
|
2019-06-18 19:17
|
547 |
134 |
157 |
-9 |
2250 |
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why. | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-06-19 19:03
|
511 |
122 |
156 |
-3 |
1840 |
You could say I'm the fabric version of King Midas. Everything I touch becomes felt. | PC KB/M |
|
|
2019-06-20 19:11
|
53 |
83 |
91 |
-3 |
154 |
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier. | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-06-22 19:12
|
472 |
160 |
196 |
3 |
2369 |
Why did the old man fall in the well? Cause he couldn’t see that well | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-06-24 19:00
|
534 |
186 |
217 |
31 |
4120 |
What do you call a wet bear? A DRIZZLY BEAR | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-06-25 19:06
|
498 |
144 |
173 |
2 |
2423 |
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed. | PS4 Pro |
|
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2019-06-26 19:08
|
466 |
145 |
186 |
29 |
2461 |
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. | PS4 Pro |
|
|
2019-06-27 19:20
|
484 |
139 |
169 |
18 |
2492 |
eBay is the worst, I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. | PC KB/M |
|
|
2019-06-28 19:08
|
476 |
123 |
161 |
15 |
2196 |
Somebody stole all my lamps, I couldn't be more delighted. | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-07-01 19:22
|
612 |
149 |
195 |
28 |
3340 |
Why did the students eat their homework? Their teacher said it was a piece of cake. | PC KB/M |
|
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2019-07-02 18:59
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13 |
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How do you capture a skeleton? Use a ribcage. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-03 19:05
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529 |
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15 |
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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-04 19:02
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186 |
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1967 |
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? Well, it can't sit down. | PC |
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2019-07-05 18:54
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-06 19:08
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336 |
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17 |
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I'd like to thank sidewalks for keeping me out of the streets. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-08 19:19
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19 |
2917 |
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-09 19:03
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7 |
2496 |
There are 3 unwritten rules to life. They are 1. 2. and 3. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-10 20:22
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I love fairy tales, but sometimes they really dragon.| PC KB/M |
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2019-07-11 21:58
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38 |
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Rick Astley will let you borrow all of his Pixar DVDs but one. He will never give you Up. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-12 19:17
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242 |
61 |
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Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-15 23:45
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20 |
1935 |
Brock gets on my nerves. He always comes over to my house Onix-pected. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-16 19:45
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24 |
2239 |
Why didn't the Meowth climb the tree? It was afraid of the bark! |
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2019-07-17 19:08
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25 |
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There's no Shaymin making bad puns. |
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2019-07-23 20:45
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22 |
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6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-24 19:58
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1482 |
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-25 19:16
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21 |
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You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-26 22:29
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355 |
120 |
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7 |
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Clones are people two. | SQUAD STREAM w/ @GrimisS | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-30 03:17
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387 |
160 |
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62 |
1944 |
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Cause they lactose. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-30 20:39
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13 |
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Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy. | PC KB/M |
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2019-07-31 23:35
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379 |
112 |
131 |
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Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-03 23:44
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360 |
137 |
191 |
1 |
1654 |
I hate airline food, it's just so plane. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-05 18:55
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519 |
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15 |
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I ordered a book of puns last week, but I didn't get it. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-06 19:22
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27 |
2066 |
Suntanning can never be an olympic sport, the best you can get is bronze. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-08 03:41
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101 |
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2 |
1539 |
Cloning a deer is easy, you just need to buy a doe it yourself kit. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-09 04:40
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244 |
87 |
113 |
2 |
747 |
Two people can't wash dishes together, it's too hard to stay in sink. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-10 23:44
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540 |
196 |
243 |
3 |
2738 |
I always feel warm on my birthday because people don't stop toasting me. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-13 19:18
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546 |
133 |
157 |
15 |
2661 |
My friend told me a story about a haunted refrigerator - it was really chilling. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-15 00:09
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435 |
128 |
157 |
10 |
1594 |
I met some aliens the other day, they were pretty down to earth. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-15 22:33
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411 |
125 |
151 |
-3 |
1657 |
I'll only buy nine rackets, tennis too many. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-17 20:19
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405 |
161 |
205 |
-8 |
2103 |
The show was called Spongebob Squarepants but everyone knows the star was Patrick. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-20 01:48
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316 |
114 |
141 |
1 |
1141 |
Some couples don't go to the gym - the relationships just don't work out. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-20 22:17
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407 |
127 |
151 |
-4 |
1514 |
I couldn’t work out how to fix the washing machine so I threw in the towel. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-21 23:45
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509 |
133 |
153 |
9 |
2162 |
The candle had to quit his job, he was just feeling really burned out. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-22 23:06
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358 |
122 |
146 |
12 |
1615 |
Pirates make terrible singers, they just can’t hit the high seas. | PC KB/M |
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2019-08-30 05:37
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267 |
125 |
168 |
15 |
1287 |
This week’s Clairvoyants Associated meeting is cancelled for unpredictable reasons. | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-10 02:59
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365 |
142 |
176 |
18 |
1768 |
Why don't vampires have more friends? Cause they're a pain the neck. | XB1X |
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2019-09-11 01:50
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414 |
154 |
201 |
61 |
2201 |
Why did the skeleton quit drama class? His heart just wasn't in it. | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-11 21:56
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98 |
131 |
146 |
6 |
431 |
What kind of pants do ghosts wear? BOO JEANS | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-11 23:38
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160 |
187 |
60 |
2354 |
What kind of pants do ghosts wear? BOO JEANS | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-12 18:44
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910 |
167 |
241 |
84 |
5634 |
What is a psycho's favorite arts & crafts activity? Paper machete! | XB1X #codeprovided |
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2019-09-14 02:04
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500 |
167 |
255 |
40 |
2550 |
How many exes does Moxxi have? Just two. | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-15 00:09
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545 |
166 |
225 |
27 |
2777 |
Why are skeletons so calm? Cause nothing gets under their skin! | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-17 01:09
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545 |
156 |
220 |
46 |
2660 |
Skeletons don't like going to parties cause they have no body to dance with. | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-18 01:58
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446 |
160 |
202 |
27 |
2199 |
I find bone puns pretty humerus. | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-19 02:09
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605 |
210 |
266 |
106 |
3548 |
What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist. | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-20 03:29
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245 |
177 |
269 |
46 |
1285 |
Skeletons have a hard time watching horror movies, they just don't have the stomach. | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-20 23:05
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519 |
150 |
180 |
4 |
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Rogues have a hard time learning new languages. I guess some Thieves' Cant. | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-22 00:56
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498 |
136 |
191 |
24 |
2246 |
Ghosts love elevators, they really lift their spirits. | PC KB/M |
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2019-09-24 02:10
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374 |
120 |
153 |
16 |
1560 |
What's a rogue's favorite breakfast? Bagels and Locks | Retail | 428+ Rogue | M+ Runs |
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2019-09-25 23:00
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414 |
155 |
214 |
10 |
2316 |
Rogues are often found in bars, they love Cheap Shots. | Retail | 431+ Outlaw Rogue |
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2019-10-03 03:23
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251 |
91 |
119 |
10 |
903 |
Why wasn't the thief allowed to perform at the theatre anymore? He always stole the show! | 435+ Outlaw Rogue |
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2019-10-04 00:25
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469 |
125 |
153 |
38 |
1867 |
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine! | PC KB/M |
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2019-10-05 02:39
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395 |
130 |
213 |
32 |
1621 |
Ghosts are really bad at lying - you can see right through them! | PC KB/M |
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2019-10-08 02:15
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389 |
117 |
165 |
21 |
1670 |
Why don't thieves ever get jokes? Because they take everything literally. | 435+ Outlaw Rogue |
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2019-10-09 02:00
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564 |
142 |
251 |
69 |
2499 |
Why was the skeleton so mean? He didn’t have a heart! | 437+ Outlaw Rogue |
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2019-10-10 02:13
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581 |
146 |
220 |
100 |
2685 |
Ghosts make good cheerleaders, they have a lot of spirit. | 437+ Outlaw Rogue |
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2019-10-11 02:45
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529 |
151 |
201 |
64 |
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Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin. | Chill retail leveling stream tonight! |
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2019-10-11 22:52
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552 |
169 |
205 |
26 |
2368 |
Where do vampires keep their money? The blood bank! | PC KB/M |
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2019-10-15 03:38
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306 |
132 |
176 |
21 |
1709 |
Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind. |
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2019-10-16 22:33
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531 |
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26 |
2703 |
How many vampires are in this room? I dont know, I cant Count Draculas. |
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2019-10-17 23:49
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205 |
127 |
152 |
-1 |
931 |
What do they teach in witching school? Spelling! | PC KB/M |
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2019-10-18 23:25
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429 |
139 |
173 |
24 |
1970 |
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch! | PC KB/M |
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2019-10-19 22:32
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642 |
205 |
246 |
61 |
3662 |
Vampires are very artistic - they're great at drawing blood! | PC KB/M |
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2019-10-22 02:26
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288 |
131 |
215 |
28 |
1239 |
If you don't pay your exorcists, your house might be repossessed. | PC KB/M |
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2019-11-01 04:21
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363 |
114 |
144 |
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1512 |
What kind of wine do skeletons like? Full bodied. |
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2019-11-05 23:58
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366 |
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241 |
0 |
1740 |
HAPPY 5 YEAR STREAMIVERSARY! <3 |
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2019-11-08 01:17
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317 |
97 |
140 |
1 |
1187 |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor? He was just going through a stage. |
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2019-11-08 19:11
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673 |
212 |
249 |
34 |
3644 |
Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side! |
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2019-11-11 20:10
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244 |
129 |
164 |
6 |
1269 |
Why did the frog take the bus to work? Cause his car was toad! |
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2019-11-12 02:43
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341 |
138 |
192 |
45 |
1382 |
Why did the frog take the bus to work? Cause his car was toad! |
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2019-11-12 21:47
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527 |
154 |
197 |
37 |
2012 |
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code! |
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2019-11-13 18:24
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540 |
176 |
232 |
40 |
2876 |
I have a scary joke about math but I'm 2² to say it. |
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2019-11-14 22:04
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620 |
164 |
209 |
25 |
2545 |
I got my friend a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it. |
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2019-11-16 01:21
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513 |
199 |
242 |
35 |
2784 |
I gave a bald man a comb for Christmas. He said he'd never part with it. | XB1X |
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2019-11-16 19:04
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790 |
254 |
336 |
79 |
4104 |
How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a woo-key! | XB1X |
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2019-11-18 19:44
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630 |
193 |
225 |
28 |
3125 |
Girl, are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin’! | Sword |
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2019-11-19 20:03
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401 |
176 |
220 |
20 |
1911 |
Girl, are you a Deoxys? Because you're outta this world! | Sword |
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2019-11-20 03:28
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226 |
143 |
163 |
16 |
879 |
Girl, are you a Deoxys? Because you're outta this world! | Sword |
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2019-11-20 19:01
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723 |
202 |
258 |
15 |
3189 |
You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany. | Sword |
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2019-11-21 20:53
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731 |
185 |
231 |
33 |
3672 |
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21. | PC KB/M |
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2019-11-22 21:26
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578 |
214 |
260 |
66 |
3568 |
Rest in peace, boiling water. You will be mist. |
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2019-11-23 20:31
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713 |
247 |
294 |
82 |
4277 |
Nurses always carry red pens just in case they need to draw blood. |
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2019-11-26 23:50
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424 |
154 |
197 |
24 |
1992 |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve. |
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2019-11-27 21:57
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557 |
213 |
254 |
56 |
3099 |
Libraries are the tallest buildings in the world, they have so many stories! |
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2019-11-29 23:24
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510 |
198 |
262 |
45 |
2914 |
I was really cold today, so I went and stood in the corner - It's always 90 degrees. |
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2019-11-30 23:17
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507 |
233 |
286 |
70 |
2974 |
What color is the wind? BLEW! |
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2019-12-02 19:33
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551 |
205 |
263 |
54 |
3302 |
You shouldn't write with a broken pencil, that's just pointless. |
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2019-12-03 20:34
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580 |
131 |
178 |
36 |
3310 |
A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond. | w/ GrimisS, ASHM0NSTER, JBubbles |
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2019-12-04 20:10
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524 |
192 |
254 |
33 |
2747 |
Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything." |
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2019-12-06 00:21
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453 |
140 |
198 |
-5 |
1764 |
Birds aren't taught how to fly, they just wing it. |
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2019-12-06 21:02
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512 |
161 |
205 |
3 |
2570 |
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? |
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2019-12-07 22:11
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773 |
203 |
259 |
24 |
4158 |
My friend named his dog Rolex. He's a watch dog. |
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2019-12-10 00:49
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425 |
110 |
151 |
14 |
1539 |
No two people see color the same way, it's just a pigment of your imagination. |
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2019-12-10 22:50
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434 |
79 |
105 |
-1 |
1469 |
Fish are really easy to weigh, they bring their own scales. |
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2019-12-11 22:09
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465 |
149 |
186 |
6 |
1740 |
The pirate couldn't play cards, he was sitting on the deck. |
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2019-12-14 21:43
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261 |
120 |
177 |
4 |
1402 |
Why are pirates called "pirates"? I don't know, they just Arrrr. |
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2019-12-17 00:18
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426 |
142 |
167 |
13 |
1783 |
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A Fizzician! |
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2019-12-17 20:14
|
540 |
134 |
160 |
1 |
2069 |
I tried to make a Shrek pun, but it didn't go ogre too well. |
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2019-12-18 20:12
|
662 |
136 |
172 |
12 |
2459 |
I was hoping to take home some leftovers from a holiday party, but my plans were foiled. |
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2019-12-19 21:39
|
275 |
131 |
184 |
12 |
1257 |
My boat was sick, so I took it to the dock. |
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2019-12-23 03:40
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214 |
154 |
179 |
17 |
884 |
How do elves measure toys? They use santameters! |
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2019-12-23 21:28
|
596 |
292 |
342 |
103 |
4940 |
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses. |
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2019-12-24 19:06
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648 |
364 |
466 |
114 |
6619 |
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. |
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2019-12-26 20:11
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653 |
420 |
514 |
248 |
7619 |
What is the latest trend at Kaer Morhen? Modern Aard. |
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2020-01-06 19:08
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546 |
228 |
287 |
14 |
3491 |
I got very lonely recently, so I bought some shares. It's much nicer having some company. |
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2020-01-07 20:03
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591 |
206 |
270 |
68 |
3556 |
What's the most musical part of an office? The printer - it's always jamming! |
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2020-01-08 20:43
|
481 |
214 |
391 |
69 |
2802 |
What do you call somebody who keeps abandoning their diet plans? A desserter. |
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2020-01-09 20:19
|
375 |
175 |
273 |
35 |
1906 |
I asked my boss if I could come to work a little late today. He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him! |
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2020-01-10 19:33
|
481 |
173 |
234 |
38 |
2603 |
Saw a TV on sale for $10, but the volume was stuck on maximum. Well for that price, I couldn't turn it down! |
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2020-01-11 20:19
|
395 |
140 |
181 |
8 |
1997 |
My truck driver friend told me he got a flat tire once - it was a wheely bad time. |
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2020-01-14 22:15
|
459 |
127 |
169 |
16 |
1984 |
What's a rogue's favorite drink? Subtle-tea! |
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2020-01-15 22:48
|
366 |
111 |
138 |
9 |
1457 |
What's a dog's favorite mage spec? Barkane! |
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2020-01-17 01:24
|
300 |
82 |
108 |
20 |
1076 |
Imagine if you hit your clock in the morning and it hit you back. That would be truly alarming! |
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2020-01-18 01:20
|
304 |
114 |
147 |
6 |
1179 |
I'd like to publicly thank my arms for always being at my side. |
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2020-01-19 00:00
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265 |
141 |
188 |
39 |
1558 |
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something. |
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2020-01-20 22:02
|
512 |
152 |
187 |
18 |
2255 |
This may come across as cheesy - but I think you’re grate. |
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2020-01-21 21:54
|
480 |
134 |
166 |
-3 |
1562 |
Ever since I started napping in the fireplace, I've been sleeping like a log! |
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2020-01-22 22:54
|
370 |
125 |
180 |
4 |
1368 |
I’ve got no home, no control, and I can’t see any escape. I probably should get a new keyboard. |
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2020-01-23 19:09
|
505 |
130 |
199 |
-13 |
1999 |
Today is going to be Axellent. |
|
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2020-01-24 19:16
|
478 |
149 |
188 |
11 |
2195 |
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it. |
|
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2020-01-27 20:46
|
548 |
183 |
248 |
42 |
3130 |
A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame. |
|
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2020-01-29 01:10
|
304 |
138 |
176 |
8 |
1373 |
For Halloween my friends dressed up as almonds. Everyone thought we were nuts. |
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2020-01-29 21:07
|
467 |
143 |
191 |
21 |
2242 |
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. |
|
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2020-01-30 23:59
|
455 |
233 |
383 |
70 |
2452 |
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it. They gave me the axe. |
|
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2020-01-31 22:44
|
330 |
143 |
203 |
25 |
1571 |
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere. |
|
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2020-02-03 21:16
|
478 |
146 |
187 |
-1 |
2232 |
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence. |
|
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2020-02-04 21:30
|
504 |
132 |
171 |
2 |
1822 |
I lost my mood ring the other day. I'm not sure how to feel about it. |
|
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2020-02-07 00:47
|
378 |
132 |
154 |
5 |
1137 |
People are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am. |
|
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2020-02-11 23:00
|
334 |
103 |
143 |
-3 |
1263 |
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two. |
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2020-02-13 00:46
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208 |
124 |
143 |
1 |
777 |
I used to build stairs for a living. Business was up and down. |
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2020-02-13 22:21
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483 |
139 |
161 |
-13 |
1666 |
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. |
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2020-02-20 20:47
|
97 |
104 |
212 |
9 |
350 |
Why do librarians love Ewoks? Cause they use their Endor voices! |
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2020-02-22 03:33
|
241 |
109 |
134 |
11 |
917 |
Teddy bears never order dessert, they're always stuffed! |
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2020-02-25 02:12
|
372 |
149 |
172 |
-7 |
1372 |
I dated an apostrophe once but it didn't work out. He was way too possessive. |
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2020-02-26 02:11
|
303 |
131 |
155 |
5 |
1085 |
My friend and I are always laughing about how competitive we are. I laugh more though. |
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2020-02-28 03:11
|
313 |
143 |
182 |
-1 |
1028 |
I’ve never been able to bend the truth; I think it’s a lie ability. |
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2020-02-28 21:32
|
432 |
135 |
168 |
-3 |
1665 |
People who love grammar are never late, they're always very punctual.
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|
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2020-02-29 23:14
|
670 |
178 |
244 |
16 |
2781 |
The little old lady who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner; there were strings attached.
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|
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2020-03-02 23:38
|
446 |
149 |
180 |
16 |
1529 |
What do you call 10 paladins in a lake? A bubble bath! |
|
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2020-03-04 22:48
|
367 |
117 |
152 |
21 |
1560 |
I tried to ask my friend why she was eating glue, but her lips were sealed. | PC |
|
|
2020-03-06 00:21
|
433 |
139 |
178 |
1 |
1372 |
My local balloon factory had to close due to inflation, it was quite a blow. |
|
|
2020-03-10 23:46
|
438 |
125 |
194 |
-4 |
1337 |
It's very dangerous to read a pop-up book about giraffes. |
|
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2020-03-11 23:39
|
405 |
92 |
124 |
16 |
1127 |
What do you call twin policemen? Copies! | XB1
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|
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2020-03-12 20:26
|
448 |
120 |
156 |
11 |
1627 |
I meant to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
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2020-03-13 23:00
|
405 |
76 |
93 |
6 |
1155 |
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing | TRIALS | PC
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|
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2020-03-15 03:37
|
307 |
119 |
173 |
5 |
978 |
The golfer brought an extra pair of pants in case he got a hole in one. |
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2020-03-18 00:03
|
491 |
134 |
151 |
4 |
1563 |
You shouldn't iron a four-leaf clover - you might press your luck! |
|
|
2020-03-18 22:48
|
426 |
136 |
173 |
7 |
1334 |
Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. |
|
|
2020-03-20 01:47
|
247 |
91 |
120 |
4 |
651 |
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! |
|
|
2020-03-20 17:15
|
569 |
179 |
218 |
-10 |
2627 |
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. |
|
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2020-03-21 20:46
|
648 |
183 |
219 |
14 |
2792 |
I tried to interview an astronaut once, but all he could say was "No Comet".
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|
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2020-03-24 00:22
|
342 |
132 |
243 |
-3 |
1338 |
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents. |
|
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2020-03-24 22:57
|
437 |
154 |
194 |
14 |
1823 |
Saturday and Sunday are the strongest of the days, the rest are weekdays. |
|
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2020-03-27 03:37
|
317 |
144 |
196 |
30 |
1426 |
I bought a boat because it was for sail. |
|
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2020-03-28 02:24
|
250 |
133 |
177 |
2 |
1082 |
I'm not impressed with the new shopping center - when you see one, you’ve seen a mall. |
|
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2020-03-28 21:11
|
513 |
213 |
275 |
19 |
3084 |
GAMERS FOR GIVING CHARITY STREAM | !GFG |
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2020-03-29 23:55
|
269 |
228 |
294 |
-11 |
2378 |
GAMERS FOR GIVING CHARITY STREAM | !GFG |
|
|
2020-04-02 00:00
|
435 |
174 |
254 |
28 |
2303 |
No more joke titles, sorry. |
|
|
2020-04-03 02:37
|
357 |
187 |
256 |
30 |
1768 |
How do you light up a soccer stadium? With a soccer match! |
|
|
2020-04-03 22:57
|
537 |
177 |
241 |
4 |
2455 |
I wish I had 5 legs - then my pants would fit like a glove! |
|
|
2020-04-04 23:40
|
485 |
217 |
302 |
8 |
2692 |
Due to the quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes. |
|
|
2020-04-08 04:02
|
192 |
151 |
200 |
7 |
877 |
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?” |
|
|
2020-04-09 18:44
|
710 |
272 |
318 |
76 |
4520 |
What does every Moogle need to start their day? A Kup-o Coffee! | Sponsored by Square Enix | #ad |
|
|
2020-04-10 19:09
|
715 |
195 |
251 |
-16 |
3185 |
Why did the chocobo cross the road? He was going for a wark! | Sponsored by Square Enix | #ad |
|
|
2020-04-11 19:15
|
679 |
231 |
320 |
-6 |
3277 |
Where does President Shinra keep his armies? Up his sleevies! | Sponsored by Square Enix | #ad |
|
|
2020-04-12 18:31
|
583 |
240 |
340 |
10 |
3298 |
Jokes about Tifa are always good, they have a strong punchline! | Sponsored by Square Enix | #ad |
|
|
2020-04-16 04:04
|
250 |
100 |
127 |
10 |
960 |
When I was showing my friend my new house, he asked "What's upstairs?" I had to explain to him that stairs don't talk. |
|
|
2020-04-24 23:45
|
549 |
181 |
214 |
-39 |
2651 |
The puppet show was a success, I was really proud to have a hand in it. |
|
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2020-04-28 20:51
|
603 |
181 |
225 |
-12 |
2596 |
I quit my job at the donut factory because I was fed up with the hole business. |
|
|
2020-05-01 04:40
|
274 |
149 |
173 |
0 |
1007 |
Someone asked me if I knew any jokes about salt, but I had to say Na. |
|
|
2020-05-02 03:27
|
257 |
148 |
197 |
-2 |
1281 |
Why are pirates called pirates? I don't know, they just arrrrrrr. |
|
|
2020-05-06 22:05
|
459 |
169 |
200 |
-26 |
1805 |
Had a dream I was a muffler last night, woke up exhausted. | Uncharted 3 |
|
|
2020-05-07 23:19
|
425 |
147 |
178 |
5 |
1742 |
You should always wear glasses during math class. They improve di-vision. | Uncharted 3 |
|
|
2020-05-09 03:49
|
315 |
140 |
176 |
-2 |
1126 |
My friend and I just watched three movies back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV. |
|
|
2020-05-10 01:06
|
348 |
163 |
213 |
-1 |
1699 |
Exaggerations go up by a million percent every year. |
|
|
2020-05-12 04:05
|
319 |
137 |
200 |
-2 |
1110 |
What do snails become when they die? ESCARGHOSTS. |
|
|
2020-05-13 03:04
|
360 |
146 |
179 |
-6 |
1188 |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. |
|
|
2020-05-14 03:36
|
268 |
155 |
197 |
10 |
1105 |
Frogs are never annoyed, they just eat whatever bugs them. |
|
|
2020-05-14 23:28
|
306 |
112 |
143 |
-7 |
1394 |
I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day — that’s a bit of a stretch. |
|
|
2020-05-16 23:46
|
338 |
181 |
213 |
22 |
2003 |
Do Transformers get "car" or "life" insurance? | H N'ya, M+ Later |
|
|
2020-05-20 03:17
|
307 |
185 |
221 |
-3 |
1571 |
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at. |
|
|
2020-05-21 03:07
|
307 |
169 |
201 |
-3 |
1501 |
What did the plate say to his friend? Tonight, dinner's on me! | Blind |
|
|
2020-05-23 01:19
|
305 |
147 |
184 |
-9 |
1271 |
Why didn't the sun go to college? It already has millions of degrees! | Blind |
|
|
2020-05-24 00:56
|
378 |
161 |
189 |
12 |
1774 |
Normally I'd charge to fix your roof, but this one's on the house. |
|
|
2020-05-26 03:42
|
312 |
172 |
226 |
9 |
1424 |
I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked very surprised. |
|
|
2020-05-27 23:41
|
453 |
143 |
192 |
8 |
1813 |
Telling a demolitionist how to do his job is destructive criticism. | 469 Outlaw |
|
|
2020-05-29 02:35
|
319 |
143 |
218 |
6 |
1401 |
What type of shirt does an astronaut wear? Apollo shirt! | 469 Outlaw |
|
|
2020-05-30 03:07
|
247 |
114 |
157 |
-3 |
931 |
Tourists in Cuba are usually Havana great time! |
|
|
2020-06-02 00:56
|
378 |
189 |
606 |
-4 |
1824 |
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. |
|
|
2020-06-03 02:05
|
369 |
147 |
183 |
-5 |
1648 |
Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough. |
|
|
2020-06-04 00:19
|
385 |
129 |
171 |
-1 |
1579 |
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. |
|
|
2020-06-05 03:26
|
398 |
139 |
174 |
0 |
1568 |
Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good. |
|
|
2020-06-06 03:31
|
303 |
136 |
177 |
0 |
1199 |
A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. |
|
|
2020-06-07 01:03
|
361 |
148 |
178 |
2 |
1633 |
I was getting into my car the other day and a man said 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, chase your dreams, go for it! |
|
|
2020-06-09 23:57
|
447 |
133 |
196 |
-5 |
1682 |
I've got a chicken-proof garden. It's completely impeccable! |
|
|
2020-06-11 03:08
|
356 |
144 |
206 |
2 |
1608 |
Race car drivers have pretty checkered pasts. |
|
|
2020-06-12 03:31
|
233 |
121 |
171 |
10 |
842 |
Even the smallest egg farms are multi-layer organizations. |
|
|
2020-06-14 00:15
|
489 |
163 |
223 |
13 |
0 |
Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points. |
|
|
2020-06-16 00:21
|
413 |
160 |
193 |
26 |
2125 |
What does a condiment wizard perform? Saucery. |
|
|
2020-06-17 01:20
|
454 |
117 |
155 |
22 |
1635 |
What do you call houses that have good behavior? Manors! |
|
|
2020-06-18 00:26
|
348 |
125 |
163 |
-6 |
1070 |
I’m reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it. |
|
|
2020-06-19 18:16
|
618 |
142 |
180 |
-5 |
2354 |
I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane. We’re currently filming the pilot. |
|
|
2020-06-20 18:15
|
679 |
105 |
145 |
-5 |
2935 |
What do you call a sad fish? A frownder! |
|
|
2020-06-22 18:06
|
558 |
159 |
199 |
8 |
3062 |
My book on clocks FINALLY arrived. It’s about time! |
|
|
2020-06-23 18:16
|
488 |
145 |
254 |
9 |
2183 |
What should you do if you are addicted to sea weed? Sea kelp |
|
|
2020-06-25 23:58
|
426 |
125 |
153 |
-4 |
1371 |
When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.... I was shocked. |
|
|
2020-06-26 21:37
|
207 |
124 |
160 |
-6 |
876 |
I can't find my Gone In 60 Seconds DVD, it was here a minute ago. |
|
|
2020-06-27 20:05
|
459 |
146 |
200 |
14 |
1915 |
I saw a documentary on how to build ships, it was riveting. |
|
|
2020-06-29 21:55
|
419 |
162 |
197 |
-11 |
1509 |
My friend hates that I keep referencing Bruce Willis movies. I don't know what to tell her, old habits Die Hard. |
|
|
2020-07-01 00:41
|
413 |
135 |
176 |
2 |
1286 |
I like jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better. |
|
|
2020-07-01 23:42
|
332 |
126 |
152 |
0 |
1170 |
I have a broken barometer for sale if you'd like it, but no pressure. |
|
|
2020-07-03 01:37
|
367 |
131 |
158 |
-4 |
1034 |
Why can’t you tease egg whites? They can’t take a yolk. |
|
|
2020-07-07 00:54
|
430 |
141 |
187 |
-9 |
1407 |
Did you know vampires arent real? Unless you Count Dracula. |
|
|
2020-07-08 00:05
|
439 |
168 |
189 |
-15 |
2139 |
Why was the broom late for the meeting? It overswept. |
|
|
2020-07-09 01:14
|
440 |
155 |
201 |
7 |
1993 |
What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf! |
|
|
2020-07-09 23:09
|
535 |
173 |
219 |
20 |
2569 |
I hate when I get yelled at for being lazy, it's not like I did anything. |
|
|
2020-07-11 23:28
|
426 |
154 |
212 |
35 |
2365 |
A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge. |
|
|
2020-07-14 01:54
|
460 |
152 |
176 |
13 |
1720 |
The word ‘suolucidiryllatot’ may look strange, but backwards it’s totally ridiculous! |
|
|
2020-07-15 02:25
|
445 |
164 |
216 |
14 |
1968 |
|
|
|
2020-07-16 05:42
|
172 |
116 |
153 |
12 |
878 |
I just got hired at a company that makes bicycle wheels!! I’m the spokesperson. |
|
|
2020-07-17 02:50
|
424 |
122 |
158 |
16 |
1848 |
If I don’t perfect human cloning, I won’t be able to live with myself. |
|
|
2020-07-17 23:24
|
540 |
184 |
228 |
18 |
2718 |
What is an electricians favorite type of news? Current events! |
|
|
2020-07-21 00:07
|
437 |
171 |
222 |
11 |
1918 |
Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home. |
|
|
2020-07-21 22:06
|
498 |
157 |
179 |
8 |
1841 |
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" "No sun." |
|
|
2020-07-23 00:08
|
426 |
144 |
201 |
37 |
1750 |
You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for.... Times New Ramen! |
|
|
2020-07-23 22:35
|
359 |
149 |
188 |
23 |
1498 |
I have a pure bread dog. His name is Fidough. |
|
|
2020-07-24 23:56
|
468 |
181 |
260 |
35 |
2309 |
I randomly bought my friend new beads for her abacus. It’s the little things that count. |
|
|
2020-07-27 19:59
|
525 |
197 |
255 |
28 |
2787 |
I wanted to brighten up the garden, so I planted some bulbs. |
|
|
2020-07-28 20:33
|
391 |
166 |
224 |
52 |
2189 |
My friend told me I should write a book... what a novel idea! |
|
|
2020-07-30 00:30
|
384 |
140 |
164 |
8 |
1612 |
What does a house wear? Address! |
|
|
2020-07-30 23:45
|
449 |
110 |
157 |
18 |
2219 |
I tripped when I went to France last year. Eiffel over. |
|
|
2020-08-04 01:34
|
450 |
185 |
255 |
24 |
2602 |
My friend kept telling me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. |
|
|
2020-08-05 01:39
|
395 |
152 |
196 |
26 |
1869 |
I keep failing my Greek mythology exams... I guess you could say it's my Achilles' Elbow. |
|
|
2020-08-06 01:59
|
455 |
148 |
250 |
34 |
2115 |
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a doctor who was half horse, half human. He was the Centaur for Disease Control. |
|
|
2020-08-07 01:05
|
419 |
146 |
186 |
6 |
1355 |
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself... “This takes me back.” |
|
|
2020-08-08 03:38
|
366 |
145 |
204 |
-1 |
1313 |
I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help. But I stand corrected. |
|
|
2020-08-10 21:37
|
587 |
196 |
233 |
10 |
2647 |
This whole birthday thing is just getting old, don't you think? |
|
|
2020-08-13 03:17
|
307 |
145 |
182 |
11 |
1118 |
What kind of mouse always swears? A cursor! |
|
|
2020-08-20 20:47
|
537 |
178 |
210 |
-2 |
2143 |
What's the leading cause of dry skin? Towels. |
|
|
2020-08-21 22:33
|
491 |
154 |
175 |
-7 |
1806 |
Saw a baguette at the zoo. It was bread in captivity. |
|
|
2020-08-22 22:20
|
404 |
167 |
201 |
0 |
1589 |
Someone bought my old pair of gloves - he was really excited to take them off my hands. |
|
|
2020-08-25 03:03
|
261 |
132 |
170 |
-3 |
770 |
I once cut a piece of wood just by looking at it. I saw it with my own eyes! |
|
|
2020-08-25 21:26
|
518 |
201 |
310 |
13 |
3040 |
I asked my cat "What's 2 minus 2?" She said nothing. |
|
|
2020-08-26 23:35
|
439 |
176 |
219 |
4 |
2196 |
A son asked “Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” His dad replied “No son, have you seen my dad glasses?” |
|
|
2020-08-27 22:23
|
551 |
196 |
238 |
25 |
2778 |
I had a fight with my friend about having no sense of direction, so I packed up my things and right. |
|
|
2020-09-01 03:32
|
312 |
169 |
213 |
27 |
1913 |
I really need to get some camping insurance. If someone steals my tent, I won't be covered! |
|
|
2020-09-01 23:06
|
598 |
134 |
188 |
21 |
2660 |
Santa never has to pay to park his sleigh, it's always on the house. |
|
|
2020-09-03 03:20
|
364 |
147 |
191 |
26 |
1660 |
How do you tell if a pool is safe for diving? Well, it really deep ends. |
|
|
2020-09-04 03:28
|
306 |
138 |
189 |
29 |
1556 |
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, "Mark, my words!" |
|
|
2020-09-07 21:10
|
554 |
279 |
339 |
81 |
3808 |
Thanos is such a pessimist, he's a universe half empty kind of guy. |
|
|
2020-09-08 23:10
|
364 |
201 |
256 |
58 |
2179 |
Thor can be really intense, but his brother's a little more low key. |
|
|
2020-09-10 01:39
|
346 |
158 |
208 |
20 |
1686 |
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they'd be alloys. |
|
|
2020-09-11 23:02
|
152 |
113 |
161 |
3 |
875 |
How do hunters improve their DPS? They learn about arrow dynamics. |
|
|
2020-09-13 01:32
|
372 |
183 |
278 |
34 |
2278 |
Hunters are the most arrow-gant class in WoW. |
|
|
2020-09-15 04:44
|
250 |
155 |
187 |
18 |
1428 |
I survived an arrow to the knee. It was just a fletch wound. |
|
|
2020-09-16 00:04
|
410 |
140 |
186 |
5 |
1732 |
I love telling jokes in sign language - no one's heard them before! |
|
|
2020-09-16 23:04
|
500 |
149 |
187 |
-8 |
1949 |
I'm pretty sure I saw a ghost once, I had my suspicions the moment he walked through the door. |
|
|
2020-09-18 22:22
|
182 |
115 |
158 |
7 |
895 |
I'd like to get a dog, but I don't know how much they cost. Anyone have a ruff estimate? |
|
|
2020-09-25 02:31
|
313 |
146 |
193 |
33 |
1804 |
A joke doesn't become a dad joke until it's full groan. |
|
|
2020-09-26 02:10
|
344 |
139 |
204 |
46 |
1702 |
I'm writing a book on stair construction. It's a step by step guide. |
|
|
2020-09-29 02:39
|
315 |
135 |
176 |
26 |
1631 |
Some puns make me numb, but math puns always make me number.
|
|
|
2020-09-30 02:43
|
311 |
158 |
206 |
40 |
1764 |
Man, I think dad jokes are so awesome, and here's why -- Why. |
|
|
2020-10-01 00:01
|
403 |
125 |
161 |
16 |
1554 |
My music teacher's office was broken into last night, fortunately the damage seems to B minor. |
|
|
2020-10-02 02:07
|
337 |
131 |
169 |
18 |
1545 |
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I'm trying to talk him out of it. I'm convinced his life will be in ruins. |
|
|
2020-10-03 01:18
|
506 |
223 |
335 |
46 |
3491 |
I just took my final exam to graduate from culinary school. It was a piece of cake! |
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2020-10-04 02:16
|
428 |
174 |
242 |
-4 |
2285 |
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot. |
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2020-10-05 23:26
|
498 |
183 |
227 |
14 |
2490 |
I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam. I mean, it was a dead giveaway. |
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2020-10-07 00:29
|
435 |
152 |
254 |
32 |
1579 |
What do you call a fear of giants? Fee-fi-pho-bia. |
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2020-10-09 01:04
|
460 |
146 |
176 |
1 |
1592 |
Why do racecar drivers put their seats all the way back? They need plenty of KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM |
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2020-10-10 23:56
|
478 |
166 |
222 |
7 |
1828 |
The lion didn't want to admit that he was a cannibal, but he swallowed his pride. |
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2020-10-13 01:00
|
435 |
159 |
196 |
16 |
1935 |
Pirates have a tough time finishing the alphabet. They always get lost at C. |
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|
2020-10-14 03:49
|
305 |
140 |
176 |
28 |
2014 |
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare line! |
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2020-10-15 03:00
|
244 |
132 |
172 |
4 |
1005 |
What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a! |
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2020-10-15 07:30
|
104 |
120 |
142 |
10 |
375 |
What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a! |
|
|
2020-10-16 02:48
|
406 |
176 |
223 |
20 |
1575 |
Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans! |
|
|
2020-10-17 02:25
|
419 |
181 |
228 |
15 |
1867 |
How do you fix a Jack-o-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch! |
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2020-10-18 03:04
|
460 |
199 |
250 |
17 |
2359 |
Mummies never take a day off - they're too afraid to unwind! |
|
|
2020-10-20 02:33
|
401 |
198 |
312 |
16 |
2073 |
I had to stop hanging out with my friend Dracula. He was such a pain in the neck! |
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|
2020-10-21 00:43
|
471 |
189 |
225 |
-4 |
2015 |
The ghost in my attic never leaves the house, he really needs to get a life! |
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2020-10-22 00:02
|
442 |
168 |
211 |
5 |
1714 |
Never tell a secret in a cornfield - there are ears everywhere! |
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|
2020-10-23 23:23
|
481 |
182 |
287 |
26 |
2734 |
Werewolves have such a great sense of humor - they're always howling with laughter! |
|
|
2020-10-28 02:37
|
417 |
180 |
231 |
11 |
1724 |
Why don't they play music in church cemeteries? 'Cause there are no organs! |
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2020-10-29 02:38
|
376 |
171 |
213 |
2 |
1382 |
Skeletons are super chill - nothing gets under their skin! |
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2020-10-30 04:06
|
298 |
157 |
194 |
11 |
1153 |
The scarecrow didn't want any snacks at my Halloween party - he was already stuffed! |
|
|
2020-10-31 03:24
|
320 |
158 |
217 |
6 |
1397 |
Kids keep breaking into the cemetery on Halloween. It's a grave problem! |
|
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2020-11-01 01:02
|
412 |
222 |
293 |
7 |
2385 |
How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels! | Happy Halloween! |
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2020-11-03 00:49
|
465 |
231 |
279 |
31 |
2365 |
I bought a boat today. It was for sail. |
|
|
2020-11-03 23:08
|
466 |
214 |
277 |
39 |
2318 |
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. |
|
|
2020-11-05 03:01
|
333 |
185 |
219 |
26 |
1367 |
I'm glad sign language exists - it's very handy. |
|
|
2020-11-06 02:30
|
394 |
186 |
220 |
14 |
1798 |
What do you call a Witcher on his horse? Cavillry! | Xbox Series X | !gamepass |
|
|
2020-11-07 00:31
|
513 |
205 |
265 |
36 |
2284 |
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights. | 6 YEAR PARTNERSHIPIVERSARY! |
|
|
2020-11-10 21:13
|
691 |
243 |
377 |
61 |
3687 |
How did Vikings send secret messages? Norse code! |
|
|
2020-11-11 22:18
|
476 |
220 |
280 |
41 |
2346 |
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings? Nevermind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it. | Xbox Series X |
|
|
2020-11-12 21:23
|
511 |
209 |
318 |
72 |
2421 |
A Viking once haggled the price of a ship for a week. It was quite an oar-deal! | Xbox Series X |
|
|
2020-11-13 21:37
|
557 |
184 |
271 |
52 |
2733 |
Why did the Viking buy an old boat? He couldn't afjord a new one! | Xbox Series X |
|
|
2020-11-14 20:21
|
403 |
211 |
299 |
48 |
2323 |
My Viking friend has been working really hard during raids lately, I think he deserves a raze. | Xbox Series X |
|
|
2020-11-16 23:04
|
510 |
203 |
242 |
45 |
2212 |
Puns about Norse gods... are Loki the best. | Xbox Series X |
|
|
2020-11-17 22:22
|
442 |
168 |
215 |
22 |
1874 |
I love Norse puns, they're Frigg'n hilarious. | Xbox Series X |
|
|
2020-11-19 23:34
|
490 |
182 |
247 |
54 |
2119 |
Never let Vikings near your stone countertops... They'd just rune them. | Xbox Series X |
|
|
2020-11-20 23:39
|
475 |
177 |
257 |
29 |
1858 |
Puns about Norse gods are far from Odinary. | Xbox Series X |
|
|
2020-11-21 20:29
|
465 |
223 |
278 |
90 |
2674 |
Someone once told me I knew nothing about Norse gods. As Sif! | Xbox Series X |
|
|
2020-11-23 21:09
|
915 |
124 |
175 |
1 |
3205 |
What is a hunter's favorite song? Bow-hemian Rhapsody! |
|
|
2020-11-24 20:41
|
563 |
140 |
261 |
-6 |
2017 |
Have you guys tried blindfolded archery? You don’t know what you’re missing! |
|
|
2020-11-25 21:53
|
541 |
139 |
176 |
-2 |
1786 |
Orion lost his archery tournament, but it's okay - He still got a constellation prize! |
|
|
2020-11-27 19:42
|
413 |
133 |
169 |
3 |
1536 |
I use to work as a programmer for autocorrect, but they fried me for no raisin!! |
|
|
2020-11-28 22:14
|
510 |
167 |
204 |
-7 |
1934 |
Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him. |
|
|
2020-12-01 01:35
|
349 |
159 |
221 |
24 |
1434 |
I quit my job at the concrete plant... it was just getting harder & harder. |
|
|
2020-12-01 20:32
|
412 |
119 |
177 |
0 |
1541 |
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime! |
|
|
2020-12-03 00:17
|
347 |
118 |
149 |
-6 |
1077 |
If you watch The Lion King closely, you’ll notice lots of Simba-lism. |
|
|
2020-12-05 21:56
|
498 |
188 |
315 |
4 |
2419 |
What's an acorn? Well, in a nutshell, it's an oak tree. |
|
|
2020-12-09 01:11
|
283 |
120 |
151 |
-2 |
907 |
It doesn't matter what kind of person you are. At the end of the day, it's night. |
|
|
2020-12-09 18:01
|
663 |
295 |
420 |
115 |
5545 |
Live from Night City | Thanks to CD PROJEKT RED for the code!
|
|
|
2020-12-11 02:55
|
309 |
1517 |
4432 |
210 |
88003 |
Just a street kid from Night City | Thanks to CD PROJEKT RED for the code!
|
|
|
2020-12-12 01:45
|
389 |
209 |
288 |
40 |
2605 |
Wake up Samurai, we have a city to burn. | Thanks to CD PROJEKT RED for the code!
|
|
|
2020-12-13 00:40
|
194 |
130 |
169 |
18 |
1163 |
What do you call a snowman temper tantrum? A meltdown! | Raid tonight! |
|
|
2020-12-14 21:18
|
566 |
250 |
329 |
102 |
3582 |
My neighbor and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply. We got a long well. | Thank you CDPR for the code! |
|
|
2020-12-15 21:20
|
494 |
145 |
186 |
2 |
1977 |
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I M LIVID. | Raid today, more CP2077 tomorrow! |
|
|
2020-12-17 00:39
|
395 |
188 |
319 |
63 |
2045 |
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast! | Thank you CDPR for the code! |
|
|
2020-12-18 00:49
|
335 |
102 |
150 |
1 |
1079 |
What do you call 12 procrastinators? A Dozen't! | Raid and M+ tonight |
|
|
2020-12-20 02:55
|
409 |
229 |
278 |
52 |
2535 |
What do you call a row of zombies? A deadline! | Co-Op with @grimiss |
|
|
2020-12-22 03:39
|
475 |
217 |
291 |
58 |
2461 |
How does a snowman get to work? By icicle! | !subtree |
|
|
2020-12-23 01:46
|
338 |
124 |
195 |
10 |
1195 |
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house. | !subtree |
|
|
2020-12-24 01:26
|
318 |
131 |
173 |
3 |
1174 |
How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day? There's Noel! | !subtree |
|
|
2020-12-27 01:13
|
351 |
207 |
288 |
32 |
1650 |
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door. |
|
|
2020-12-27 23:34
|
370 |
159 |
197 |
16 |
1795 |
I just quit my job at the helium factory. I will not be spoken to in that tone. |
|
|
2020-12-29 03:16
|
268 |
147 |
206 |
23 |
1010 |
I got a new deck of cards, but it's missing a few. I'm having a hard time dealing with this. |
|
|
2021-01-07 00:36
|
508 |
132 |
157 |
-41 |
1612 |
I just bought some new coconut shampoo, but when I got home I realized... I don't even have a coconut. |
|
|
2021-01-08 01:55
|
319 |
117 |
147 |
-10 |
959 |
My friend made fun of my new beehive, but I love it. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beeholder. |
|
|
2021-01-09 03:30
|
215 |
105 |
154 |
7 |
727 |
You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it - Just in case there's a salad dressing. |
|
|
2021-01-10 01:23
|
361 |
136 |
171 |
5 |
1440 |
The guy who stole my iPhone should FaceTime. |
|
|
2021-01-12 03:32
|
362 |
150 |
191 |
17 |
1367 |
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician. |
|
|
2021-01-13 01:32
|
262 |
113 |
165 |
9 |
940 |
I gave up trying to design a pencil with 2 erasers. It was pointless. | H Nathria |
|
|
2021-01-13 19:49
|
545 |
216 |
337 |
-10 |
2858 |
What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory! |
|
|
2021-01-15 01:45
|
359 |
124 |
167 |
-6 |
1231 |
When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses. All people ever talked about was getting a stable job. |
|
|
2021-01-16 19:56
|
548 |
197 |
281 |
-4 |
2933 |
I've just started an engraving course. There's so much to learn though and so far we've hardly scratched the surface. |
|
|
2021-01-18 21:44
|
440 |
235 |
300 |
19 |
2607 |
My friend says I'm really cheap. Idk, I'm not buying it. |
|
|
2021-01-20 00:45
|
359 |
149 |
190 |
-3 |
1486 |
My friend David lost his ID. Now I call him Dav. | H Nathria |
|
|
2021-01-20 21:51
|
453 |
127 |
180 |
-4 |
1912 |
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there. |
|
|
2021-01-21 23:02
|
382 |
95 |
153 |
-9 |
1347 |
Do they allow loud laughter in Hawaii? Or just a low ha? |
|
|
2021-01-23 00:30
|
315 |
134 |
179 |
1 |
1387 |
I figured out why Teslas are so expensive. It’s because they charge a lot. |
|
|
2021-01-25 21:28
|
536 |
216 |
279 |
26 |
2991 |
Farms are full of hazards, just today I was lambushed. | 2nd playthrough! |
|
|
2021-01-27 00:16
|
368 |
119 |
149 |
3 |
1500 |
I loaned my calculator to a friend and now it doesn't work. Something doesn't add up. | BGs and H CN |
|
|
2021-01-28 00:33
|
431 |
178 |
217 |
5 |
2042 |
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case. | 2nd run, Corpo, Series X |
|
|
2021-01-28 16:51
|
613 |
204 |
240 |
-17 |
3281 |
I don't usually tell dad jokes... but when I do he laughs. |
|
|
2021-01-29 22:55
|
579 |
167 |
239 |
49 |
3228 |
Used my entire paycheck to hire a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver. Now I have nothing to chauffer it. |
|
|
2021-01-31 00:47
|
437 |
140 |
178 |
5 |
1872 |
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have so many branches? |
|
|
2021-02-01 23:58
|
386 |
136 |
178 |
-3 |
1625 |
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. |
|
|
2021-02-03 00:45
|
369 |
118 |
146 |
11 |
1190 |
I was hoping to get a good photo of a wheat field, but they were all too grainy. | H CN, M+ |
|
|
2021-02-04 02:02
|
372 |
159 |
187 |
0 |
1241 |
I red a joke about colors once - it blue my mind. |
|
|
2021-02-05 01:21
|
343 |
120 |
136 |
0 |
1145 |
Are people born with a photographic memory, or does it take time to develop? | M CN |
|
|
2021-02-06 22:22
|
422 |
147 |
200 |
2 |
1873 |
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen - I can feel it. |
|
|
2021-02-08 22:47
|
677 |
145 |
194 |
-3 |
2295 |
I recently bought 51% of a Vampire hunting company. I'm now the main stake holder. |
|
|
2021-02-10 01:51
|
323 |
138 |
166 |
-7 |
1226 |
My roommate asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl. I said no, I didn’t know he could. |
|
|
2021-02-10 20:56
|
598 |
152 |
240 |
-20 |
2363 |
My husband asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything. |
|
|
2021-02-12 01:43
|
271 |
86 |
126 |
-1 |
840 |
I always bring an extra sock when I go golfing, just in case I get a hole in one. | M CN |
|
|
2021-02-17 19:32
|
542 |
171 |
210 |
13 |
2347 |
Dark is spelled with a K because you can't c in the dark. |
|
|
2021-02-19 00:16
|
338 |
124 |
159 |
1 |
1186 |
My friend asked me how I feel about dirt. Honestly, I kind of dig it! |
|
|
2021-02-19 21:09
|
285 |
159 |
238 |
17 |
1535 |
I'm really prepared for my presentation on gravity today. It's about to go down. | BLIZZCON HYPE |
|
|
2021-02-20 21:21
|
463 |
188 |
239 |
-7 |
2327 |
I saw a great deal on men's wigs today - only $1! It's a small price toupee. |
|
|
2021-02-22 21:52
|
462 |
141 |
180 |
2 |
1608 |
I'm a terrible train driver. I've derailed so many, it's hard to keep track. |
|
|
2021-02-24 00:57
|
297 |
110 |
149 |
-11 |
1098 |
Why didn't they let the fungi into the party? There wasn't mush room! |
|
|
2021-02-25 01:06
|
358 |
150 |
262 |
9 |
1326 |
I've misplaced my vegetables for tonight's dinner. Hopefully they turnip soon. |
|
|
2021-02-25 15:54
|
790 |
167 |
237 |
-24 |
4240 |
I write songs about sewing machines. I'm a Singer songwriter. | Outriders Ambassador |
|
|
2021-03-02 00:41
|
403 |
138 |
184 |
-5 |
1436 |
I recently started a boat shop in my attic. Sails have been going though the roof! |
|
|
2021-03-03 00:37
|
267 |
113 |
148 |
-7 |
1078 |
My friend saw a deer on the way to work today. I told her that can't be true, deer don't work. | M CN and Keys |
|
|
2021-03-04 01:41
|
413 |
106 |
135 |
-14 |
1261 |
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They're definitely plotting something. |
|
|
2021-03-05 01:41
|
313 |
108 |
132 |
-4 |
904 |
What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? Lost. |
|
|
2021-03-05 22:40
|
225 |
94 |
133 |
-14 |
843 |
I'm writing a book about tornados, but it's just a draft at the moment. |
|
|
2021-03-06 23:33
|
571 |
211 |
273 |
-16 |
2631 |
Movie directors love shooting dangerous stunts. It's a take they're willing to risk. |
|
|
2021-03-09 01:28
|
336 |
108 |
159 |
-12 |
1130 |
It'd be awesome to have a DeLorean, but I'd only drive it from time to time. |
|
|
2021-03-10 00:33
|
331 |
94 |
137 |
-8 |
982 |
I don't like the Fast & Furious movies, there are just too many spoilers. |
|
|
2021-03-11 01:23
|
341 |
98 |
128 |
-14 |
976 |
I lost my Tic Tacs today, now I'm looking for replacemints. | H CN |
|
|
2021-03-12 01:16
|
288 |
103 |
146 |
-4 |
834 |
Everyone loves dad jokes - one sighs fits all! | M CN |
|
|
2021-03-13 02:26
|
378 |
154 |
214 |
10 |
1398 |
Be careful if you go outside when it's raining cats and dogs. You might step in a poodle. |
|
|
2021-03-14 00:06
|
448 |
143 |
192 |
4 |
1739 |
Werewolves are notoriously hard to find - otherwise, they'd be known as Therewolves. |
|
|
2021-03-16 02:05
|
289 |
106 |
142 |
-5 |
817 |
A mosquito landed on me when I was walking outside. You could say he was an itch-hiker. |
|
|
2021-03-17 00:55
|
189 |
114 |
170 |
2 |
929 |
What do you call an iPhone's battery? Apple juice! | M CN |
|
|
2021-03-18 00:15
|
409 |
163 |
212 |
0 |
1923 |
It's a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover - you shouldn't press your luck! |
|
|
2021-03-19 22:55
|
169 |
133 |
153 |
-11 |
993 |
What do you call birds that stick close together? Velcrows! |
|
|
2021-03-21 01:38
|
356 |
120 |
152 |
8 |
1578 |
FOR THE KIDS! with @grimiss | !gfg |
|
|
2021-03-23 23:54
|
400 |
108 |
141 |
-13 |
1879 |
You should have seen the fish my friend caught the other day - it was unreel! |
|
|
2021-03-25 02:23
|
311 |
132 |
174 |
1 |
1444 |
I have a cow joke for you today, you probably haven’t herd it before. |
|
|
2021-03-26 00:05
|
359 |
113 |
143 |
-5 |
1593 |
You want to know where I get my jokes? I have a dad-a-base. | M CN |
|
|
2021-03-27 03:10
|
225 |
122 |
169 |
2 |
895 |
Not sure if my sister knows any geography, but Alaska. |
|
|
2021-03-30 03:20
|
364 |
116 |
164 |
2 |
1458 |
My roommate thinks our house is haunted, but I've been living here 205 years and haven't seen anything strange. |
|
|
2021-03-31 00:09
|
335 |
98 |
159 |
-8 |
1424 |
Where do you learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school! | M CN 225 MM Hunter |
|
|
2021-03-31 20:36
|
398 |
152 |
198 |
8 |
2661 |
No one will listen to White Snake with me, so here I go again on my own. | Outriders Ambassador w/ @GrimisS |
|
|
2021-04-02 20:16
|
308 |
112 |
149 |
-19 |
1789 |
Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at. |
|
|
2021-04-03 23:30
|
364 |
144 |
167 |
7 |
2008 |
What do you call a retired miner? Doug! | PC |
|
|
2021-04-06 18:57
|
347 |
136 |
189 |
-26 |
1911 |
We all know that 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 - but 7 was scared 2, 4 6 8 10. | PC |
|
|
2021-04-07 19:00
|
395 |
117 |
161 |
-20 |
1629 |
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, Toucan. | PC |
|
|
2021-04-08 19:02
|
332 |
110 |
149 |
-30 |
1465 |
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain. It was from ancient Greece | PC |
|
|
2021-04-09 19:26
|
338 |
114 |
185 |
-9 |
1904 |
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don’t know what you’re missing. |
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2021-04-10 19:08
|
436 |
145 |
188 |
-14 |
2576 |
I got in trouble with NASA once - I didn't understand the gravity of the situation. | Series X |
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2021-04-13 19:07
|
337 |
134 |
173 |
-27 |
1560 |
The cast of “Friends” got stuck in a boat, but they were okay. Lisa Kudrow. | PC |
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2021-04-14 18:56
|
428 |
253 |
290 |
26 |
2858 |
When I was young I decided to become an archeologist. Now my career is in ruins. |
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2021-04-15 19:35
|
309 |
96 |
130 |
-8 |
1381 |
World Tier Grind 12+ and Expeditions with @GrimisS (XBSX) | !joke |
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2021-04-16 19:08
|
446 |
126 |
181 |
11 |
2240 |
If there’s one thing I can’t stand to do, it’s sit. |
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2021-04-20 02:21
|
63 |
90 |
108 |
-3 |
217 |
NEW PC HYPE, Thanks iBUYPOWER!! |
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2021-04-20 19:01
|
543 |
121 |
170 |
3 |
2526 |
I like the idea of podiums, they're a product I can really get behind. |
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2021-04-21 19:42
|
442 |
235 |
344 |
57 |
2875 |
Blue is the best color. It's cyantifically proven. |
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2021-04-22 18:53
|
571 |
125 |
162 |
7 |
2543 |
I asked my friend if I could borrow Batman Forever - she said no, you'll have to bring it back later. |
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2021-04-24 23:36
|
158 |
229 |
287 |
111 |
2824 |
Excuse me sir, this is a swimming pool. |
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2021-04-27 19:00
|
554 |
121 |
177 |
-3 |
3050 |
What keeps the ocean from leaking? All the seals! |
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2021-04-28 20:18
|
516 |
121 |
158 |
14 |
2533 |
Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good, but now I stand corrected. |
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2021-04-29 18:37
|
387 |
105 |
126 |
-7 |
2008 |
A tomato will always lose in a race, they just can't ketchup. |
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2021-04-30 18:03
|
231 |
88 |
107 |
-6 |
1187 |
I tried to climb a really tall tower in France, but Eiffel off. |
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2021-05-01 19:09
|
535 |
174 |
243 |
15 |
3208 |
I'm looking to buy some land to build a house on. I need a lot. |
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2021-05-04 19:27
|
337 |
126 |
178 |
0 |
1570 |
What do you call an invisible droid? C-Through-PO! |
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2021-05-05 19:26
|
318 |
110 |
163 |
-1 |
1463 |
Mountains are not just funny, they're hill areas. |
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2021-05-06 18:48
|
516 |
161 |
217 |
-17 |
2278 |
Being a pirate is a lot of fun - once you lose your first hand, you’re hooked! |
|
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2021-05-07 19:36
|
648 |
243 |
302 |
74 |
3771 |
Vampires always dress nice - they’re so vein! |
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2021-05-08 19:18
|
386 |
200 |
315 |
28 |
2618 |
I finally figured out why Waldo always wears stripes. He doesn't want to be spotted! |
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2021-05-17 19:30
|
475 |
158 |
212 |
-10 |
2215 |
Ghosts are bad liars - they're really easy to see through. |
|
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2021-05-21 19:23
|
351 |
124 |
149 |
-2 |
2074 |
I met a tree yesterday, but immediately didn't trust it. It seemed kinda shady. |
|
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2021-05-24 21:51
|
433 |
148 |
289 |
20 |
2307 |
I'm going to tell you the secret to playing guitar - stay tuned! |
|
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2021-05-25 19:01
|
363 |
154 |
187 |
3 |
2332 |
I have the attention of a goldfish. Seriously, it’s been watching me for hours. |
|
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2021-05-26 18:23
|
652 |
184 |
240 |
38 |
4397 |
Fish are really smart! They spend a lot of time in schools. |
|
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2021-06-02 20:50
|
524 |
162 |
207 |
37 |
3477 |
Vertebraes should be called VerteBROS - they always got your back. |
|
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2021-06-03 21:43
|
441 |
158 |
223 |
35 |
2899 |
I tried repairing my desk this week - totally nailed it! |
|
|
2021-06-04 20:03
|
371 |
132 |
191 |
16 |
1904 |
Some horses just moved in next door - now they're my NEIGHbors! | Wrath of the Druids DLC |
|
|
2021-06-05 21:11
|
563 |
168 |
222 |
36 |
3172 |
I have a phobia of caffeine. Just drinking it keeps me awake at night | Wrath of the Druids DLC |
|
|
2021-06-08 21:04
|
240 |
145 |
171 |
9 |
1260 |
Because of quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes. | Wrath of the Druids DLC |
|
|
2021-06-10 00:09
|
365 |
145 |
208 |
-6 |
1667 |
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now. |
|
|
2021-06-10 22:07
|
447 |
149 |
207 |
29 |
2206 |
Siri just said "Don't call me Shirley". I was confused until I realized I'd left my phone in Airplane mode. |
|
|
2021-06-11 21:26
|
468 |
129 |
151 |
2 |
2006 |
BC | I decided to have a duel using origami weapons. I don't know how this will unfold. |
|
|
2021-06-14 21:19
|
485 |
161 |
209 |
24 |
2481 |
Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him. |
|
|
2021-06-16 21:21
|
413 |
133 |
205 |
17 |
2347 |
TBC Classic | SpongeBob may be the main character of the show, but Patrick is the star. |
|
|
2021-06-18 19:07
|
347 |
155 |
219 |
7 |
1828 |
TBC Classic | A book fell on my head yesterday. I guess I only have my shelf to blame. |
|
|
2021-06-19 22:00
|
444 |
240 |
276 |
46 |
3083 |
TBC Classic | I quit my job as a personal trainer because I wasn’t strong enough. Just submitted by too-weak notice. |
|
|
2021-06-21 23:41
|
393 |
177 |
217 |
20 |
2093 |
TBC Classic | Someone has glued my pack of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it. |
|
|
2021-06-24 03:45
|
249 |
106 |
127 |
-6 |
1047 |
How do pirates prefer to communicate? Aye to aye! |
|
|
2021-06-24 22:00
|
425 |
169 |
291 |
4 |
2229 |
TBC Classic | I can row a boat, canoe? |
|
|
2021-06-25 22:16
|
198 |
124 |
155 |
3 |
530 |
TBC Classic | Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. |
|
|
2021-06-27 02:53
|
371 |
188 |
344 |
18 |
1913 |
How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, they're pretty light!How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, they're pretty light! |
|
|
2021-06-28 23:20
|
314 |
162 |
208 |
-1 |
1501 |
TBC Classic | I decided to invest in a coin maker. It just made a lot of cents! |
|
|
2021-06-30 23:23
|
271 |
116 |
164 |
-10 |
1050 |
TBC Classic | How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea saw! |
|
|
2021-07-02 00:06
|
328 |
117 |
188 |
7 |
1347 |
What's the best temperature for a car to run at? Vroom temperature! |
|
|
2021-07-02 20:00
|
235 |
124 |
169 |
3 |
1169 |
Apple wouldn't be very good at making cars, they'd always be missing Windows. |
|
|
2021-07-05 23:53
|
201 |
125 |
151 |
8 |
995 |
Elevator jokes are great, they work on so many levels! |
|
|
2021-07-07 00:20
|
264 |
86 |
128 |
-4 |
945 |
The ceiling isn't my favorite part of my house, but it's definitely up there. |
|
|
2021-07-08 00:38
|
376 |
155 |
205 |
14 |
1726 |
I just spent my entire life savings on pasta. Worth every Penne. |
|
|
2021-07-09 00:23
|
341 |
114 |
144 |
-3 |
1127 |
H SoD | I just interviewed for a server position. I think I'll get it, I bring a lot to the table! |
|
|
2021-07-09 16:58
|
546 |
95 |
148 |
0 |
2321 |
WITCHERCOOOOON |
|
|
2021-07-14 00:48
|
196 |
99 |
128 |
0 |
665 |
H SoD | What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly? Stationery. |
|
|
2021-07-14 23:49
|
445 |
197 |
234 |
19 |
1880 |
My friend said that I had no sense of direction. I got mad and right. |
|
|
2021-07-18 22:31
|
443 |
186 |
224 |
20 |
2618 |
Anyone wanna to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time. |
|
|
2021-07-20 00:32
|
372 |
148 |
234 |
11 |
1668 |
I can't take my dog to the pond because ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog. |
|
|
2021-07-20 18:57
|
567 |
190 |
256 |
28 |
3507 |
My dog won't stop sneezing. That's the last time I buy him achoo toy! |
|
|
2021-07-21 23:41
|
353 |
129 |
182 |
18 |
1620 |
My friend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe. |
|
|
2021-07-22 21:55
|
329 |
131 |
166 |
10 |
1429 |
What is the police's favorite gaming console? WII U WII U WII U |
|
|
2021-07-29 00:29
|
315 |
129 |
157 |
-5 |
1301 |
What's a stormtrooper's favorite store? The one next to Target. |
|
|
2021-07-29 21:14
|
450 |
166 |
230 |
28 |
2597 |
If you hit a cymbal too hard, there could be repercussions. |
|
|
2021-07-30 20:19
|
295 |
135 |
190 |
7 |
1608 |
I love fizzy drinks, they're sodalicious! |
|
|
2021-07-31 19:45
|
559 |
218 |
289 |
51 |
4101 |
I just ordered a new reversible jacket. I can't wait to see how it turns out! |
|
|
2021-08-03 21:13
|
471 |
208 |
257 |
38 |
2711 |
People hate elevator music, but I don't know... I think it has its ups and downs. |
|
|
2021-08-05 23:19
|
45 |
60 |
92 |
0 |
0 |
Why is it always so cold at the top of a mountain? Climb-it change! |
|
|
2021-08-06 01:09
|
335 |
198 |
254 |
45 |
1807 |
Why is it always so cold at the top of a mountain? Climb-it change! |
|
|
2021-08-07 05:07
|
297 |
136 |
247 |
11 |
1931 |
I don't know how I feel about gardening... I could take it or leaf it. |
|
|
2021-08-10 02:47
|
327 |
155 |
336 |
45 |
2069 |
If you've seen one bear attack... you've seen a maul. |
|
|
2021-08-10 21:16
|
588 |
189 |
225 |
32 |
2884 |
How do pickles celebrate their birthday? They relish the moment! | It's my birthday! :D |
|
|
2021-08-17 01:24
|
320 |
169 |
223 |
17 |
1743 |
Sun tanning would be a terrible Olympic sport. You can only get bronze! |
|
|
2021-08-18 23:57
|
377 |
134 |
172 |
10 |
1730 |
25% of my roof was stolen. Oof. |
|
|
2021-08-20 00:02
|
222 |
117 |
173 |
21 |
937 |
You should never use a bow and arrow to fight. There’s just too many drawbacks. |
|
|
2021-08-20 18:57
|
357 |
140 |
174 |
6 |
1886 |
What type of pasta do they serve at a haunted house? Fettuccini Afraido! |
|
|
2021-08-22 01:45
|
309 |
176 |
228 |
178 |
1564 |
I love jokes about Peter Pan. They never get old! |
|
|
2021-08-23 23:18
|
526 |
230 |
315 |
21 |
3040 |
Thank you Cold Iron Studios! | I just found out Einstein was a real person. All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist |
|
|
2021-08-25 02:30
|
345 |
159 |
219 |
-120 |
1687 |
Code provided by Cold Iron Studios! | Why do programmers prefer the dark? Because the light attracts bugs. |
|
|
2021-08-26 01:11
|
373 |
183 |
275 |
18 |
1715 |
Locomotive engineers make such good employees. They've had years of training! |
|
|
2021-08-27 20:21
|
273 |
127 |
169 |
6 |
1257 |
Did you hear about the big Lego sale? People were lined up for blocks! |
|
|
2021-08-28 20:34
|
560 |
186 |
242 |
11 |
2858 |
Are people with photographic memories born with that ability or does it just take time to develop? |
|
|
2021-09-01 22:11
|
553 |
238 |
280 |
24 |
3167 |
Why shouldn’t you wear glasses when playing football? Because it's a contact sport! |
|
|
2021-09-02 21:08
|
436 |
136 |
191 |
-2 |
1575 |
I needed to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up. |
|
|
2021-09-07 20:24
|
300 |
223 |
299 |
0 |
1767 |
Do new garbage men go through training? Or do they just pick it up as they go along? |
|
|
2021-09-08 21:11
|
533 |
187 |
275 |
27 |
2313 |
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue! |
|
|
2021-09-18 20:08
|
426 |
158 |
192 |
-40 |
1839 |
PS5 | What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Hand-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYE! |
|
|
2021-09-19 18:46
|
418 |
177 |
248 |
-10 |
2286 |
PS5 | In the UK, it's a "lift." In the US, it's an "elevator." I guess we're just raised differently. |
|
|
2021-09-20 19:16
|
378 |
148 |
199 |
3 |
1779 |
PS5 | How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail! |
|
|
2021-09-22 21:45
|
459 |
140 |
197 |
-2 |
1930 |
PS5 | I wondered if there was a formula for nitric oxide, but Google said NO. |
|
|
2021-09-24 01:33
|
291 |
147 |
198 |
5 |
1219 |
PS5 | Why are Teslas are so expensive? They charge a lot! |
|
|
2021-09-25 00:17
|
337 |
128 |
175 |
13 |
1188 |
PS5 | Bakers make so much dough, but they knead a lot to get started. |
|
|
2021-09-26 03:01
|
233 |
130 |
198 |
9 |
913 |
PS5 | T-Shirt is short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt. It has short arms! |
|
|
2021-09-27 20:38
|
566 |
215 |
276 |
29 |
3262 |
PS5 | I did a stand up show for ghosts once, but I got boo'd off the stage. |
|
|
2021-09-28 19:05
|
359 |
102 |
134 |
19 |
1845 |
If you boil a funny bone, does that make laughing stock? |
|
|
2021-09-29 21:30
|
465 |
176 |
290 |
57 |
2721 |
My friend suggested I get a telescope, since I was so interested in astronomy.
I told her I'd look into it. |
|
|
2021-10-01 00:02
|
222 |
103 |
161 |
1 |
894 |
Always invite a ghost to a party. They bring all the boos! |
|
|
2021-10-01 20:27
|
427 |
171 |
215 |
19 |
2309 |
A man asked me for a donation to build a community swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. |
|
|
2021-10-04 21:03
|
381 |
188 |
241 |
23 |
1936 |
I'm afraid of elevators so I'm taking the steps to deal with it. |
|
|
2021-10-05 18:48
|
376 |
118 |
214 |
5 |
1816 |
I hid all my friend's Halloween candy, but saw him eating it today. He always has twix up his sleeve. |
|
|
2021-10-06 23:10
|
474 |
101 |
138 |
14 |
1923 |
Great housekeepers are not born, they're maid. |
|
|
2021-10-08 01:07
|
417 |
175 |
235 |
21 |
2004 |
Most puns make me numb, but math puns make me number. |
|
|
2021-10-08 21:28
|
296 |
207 |
334 |
25 |
1965 |
Xbox Series X | How do witches write their spells? In cursive! |
|
|
2021-10-10 00:55
|
409 |
650 |
2213 |
100 |
27397 |
PC | How do farmers party? They turnip the beet! |
|
|
2021-10-11 17:40
|
534 |
243 |
302 |
27 |
3312 |
Xbox Series X | I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman Numerals. IM LIVID. |
|
|
2021-10-13 22:21
|
433 |
566 |
2106 |
71 |
35772 |
PC | Why do they say “be there, or be square”? Because you’re not a-round! |
|
|
2021-10-15 18:48
|
416 |
136 |
179 |
5 |
2510 |
PC | Crytek #sponsored stream! | What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis! |
|
|
2021-10-18 21:40
|
474 |
229 |
320 |
72 |
3665 |
Xbox Series X | Is your computer running? Then you better go cache it! |
|
|
2021-10-20 21:54
|
450 |
185 |
261 |
42 |
2739 |
Xbox Series X | I really love geologists. They never take things for granite! |
|
|
2021-10-21 19:00
|
445 |
143 |
199 |
26 |
2408 |
Xbox Series X | All the versions of Spider-Man are really good at driving. They're great parallel Parkers, and they can drive for Miles! |
|
|
2021-10-22 17:40
|
354 |
125 |
177 |
0 |
1632 |
PC | I used to be able to play piano by ear. Now I just use my hands. |
|
|
2021-10-23 21:26
|
558 |
205 |
258 |
41 |
3347 |
Xbox Series X | Today, I saw a chameleon. It wasn’t a very good one. |
|
|
2021-10-25 20:09
|
455 |
127 |
174 |
6 |
2196 |
Xbox Series X | The first floor is going great, but the second floor... Well that's another story. |
|
|
2021-10-26 19:52
|
32 |
53 |
58 |
3 |
154 |
PC | I have a phobia of bow and arrows. The thought of them makes me quiver. |
|
|
2021-10-26 21:46
|
448 |
762 |
3256 |
88 |
69527 |
PC | I have a phobia of bow and arrows. The thought of them makes me quiver. |
|
|
2021-10-29 01:47
|
397 |
126 |
248 |
5 |
1691 |
PC | What's the best dinner to eat on Halloween? Fettuccini Afraid-o! |
|
|
2021-10-30 00:04
|
400 |
95 |
126 |
6 |
1642 |
PC | Why don’t pirates shower before walking the plank? They just wash up on shore! |
|
|
2021-11-01 21:08
|
506 |
170 |
214 |
19 |
2748 |
PC | 7 Year Partnership Anniversary! |
|
|
2021-11-10 22:16
|
388 |
140 |
190 |
-7 |
1420 |
Lobsters really enjoy making pizza, they just love the crust station! |
|
|
2021-11-11 17:47
|
417 |
197 |
254 |
28 |
3030 |
I always tell my friends I'm going out jogging, but then I don't. It's a running joke. |
|
|
2021-11-13 00:06
|
298 |
124 |
157 |
13 |
1364 |
[Switch] What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician! |
|
|
2021-11-13 19:32
|
482 |
166 |
209 |
-2 |
2166 |
[PC] If you work as a security guard at a Samsung store, are you a guardian of the Galaxy? |
|
|
2021-11-16 22:41
|
453 |
130 |
162 |
-5 |
1605 |
[PC] My therapist told me to put a fish tank in my living room to ease stress and anxiety. He said they would help with their indoor fins. |
|
|
2021-11-17 23:12
|
372 |
110 |
150 |
-8 |
1276 |
[PC] You should follow the advice of a train operator. They are always on the right track! |
|
|
2021-11-18 21:20
|
494 |
130 |
180 |
9 |
2212 |
[PC] It takes guts to be an organ donor. And a good heart, too. |
|
|
2021-11-20 22:02
|
402 |
171 |
202 |
2 |
1856 |
[Diamond] My new pen is amazing, it writes underwater! It writes other words too. |
|
|
2021-11-22 18:48
|
526 |
161 |
206 |
-4 |
2107 |
[Diamond] You should wear glasses when doing math. It helps with division. |
|
|
2021-11-24 20:57
|
407 |
116 |
161 |
13 |
1644 |
[PC] Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange. You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car. |
|
|
2021-11-25 21:28
|
296 |
190 |
258 |
16 |
1587 |
I hate cooking for Thanksgiving. It always makes my kitchen smell fowl. |
|
|
2021-11-27 18:28
|
596 |
169 |
229 |
17 |
2835 |
The Avengers started putting advertisements on the Hulk. He’s basically a giant Banner. |
|
|
2021-11-29 20:08
|
426 |
143 |
189 |
15 |
2012 |
Archaeologists are really good at romance. They have the best dating techniques! |
|
|
2021-12-01 00:55
|
369 |
98 |
127 |
12 |
1193 |
Did you hear about the person that never finishes their jokes? |
|
|
2021-12-02 18:10
|
495 |
118 |
149 |
4 |
1841 |
There is an alternative to dad jokes called uncle jokes. They may not be apparent, but they're still groan ups. |
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2021-12-03 16:43
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441 |
117 |
148 |
-14 |
2321 |
How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor! |
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2021-12-07 18:24
|
470 |
116 |
163 |
-2 |
1601 |
The numbers 3 and 5 make such a great team. When they're together, they thrive. |
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2021-12-08 23:22
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452 |
102 |
230 |
15 |
1600 |
[Gamepass on PC | Campaign] If you see Master Chief, would you say halo for me? |
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2021-12-10 00:33
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441 |
68 |
140 |
1 |
1044 |
[Gamepass on PC | Campaign] Where do you go to learn how to make a banana split? Sundae school! |
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2021-12-10 19:25
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309 |
109 |
150 |
10 |
1170 |
[Gamepass on PC | Campaign] My new sweater kept picking up static electricity. I took it back and exchanged it for a new one free of charge. |
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2021-12-14 17:39
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455 |
147 |
200 |
20 |
2074 |
I've been thinking of going to the beach this weekend, but I'm still not shore. |
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2021-12-15 22:53
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361 |
90 |
119 |
7 |
1450 |
To the person who came up with the number 0... thanks for nothing. |
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2021-12-17 21:06
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438 |
156 |
203 |
40 |
1994 |
I shortened the rope on the bucket used to collect the village's water. Didn’t go down well. |
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2021-12-19 21:48
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286 |
109 |
150 |
12 |
1545 |
Why is the sea salty? No matter how much it waves, no-one ever waves back. |
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2021-12-20 20:34
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290 |
153 |
190 |
0 |
2520 |
You can't send a duck to space - the bill would be astronomical! |
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2021-12-21 20:24
|
320 |
154 |
204 |
-2 |
2240 |
I bought 10 asparagus at the store but when I got home I realized I had 11. It was just a spare, I guess. |
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2021-12-22 18:20
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474 |
198 |
253 |
71 |
2852 |
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese and butter at me. How Dairy! |
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2021-12-23 19:33
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431 |
149 |
203 |
30 |
2152 |
Sometimes I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs at them! |
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2021-12-24 22:42
|
402 |
188 |
215 |
-2 |
1712 |
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing. It’s on the house! |
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2021-12-27 19:18
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446 |
179 |
264 |
16 |
2438 |
I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, but now I stand corrected. |
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2022-01-05 22:37
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307 |
124 |
166 |
-11 |
1242 |
In Athens, no one wakes up before noon. Dawn is tough on Greece. |
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2022-01-06 21:18
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346 |
152 |
199 |
14 |
2138 |
I had a great conversation with a dolphin the other day. We just clicked! |
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2022-01-08 18:33
|
501 |
202 |
296 |
5 |
3166 |
You hear about the mind controlled air freshener? It makes scents if you think about it! |
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2022-01-10 17:58
|
516 |
194 |
305 |
-8 |
2864 |
The French prefer to have a small breakfast. One egg is un oeuf! |
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2022-01-11 20:39
|
475 |
194 |
298 |
49 |
2650 |
I gave my friend an apple, and he told me he preferred pears. So I gave him another apple. |
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2022-01-13 21:08
|
376 |
193 |
281 |
9 |
1741 |
eBay is so useless. I looked up lighters and it only gave me matches! |
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2022-01-14 23:18
|
426 |
147 |
180 |
-1 |
1641 |
What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning? Buenosdillas! | PC, DLC |
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2022-01-15 20:03
|
251 |
152 |
199 |
18 |
1145 |
What do you do when there's a bee at your door? You buzz it in! |
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2022-01-17 18:22
|
462 |
165 |
218 |
9 |
2030 |
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. |
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2022-01-19 20:47
|
337 |
193 |
276 |
25 |
1716 |
Is there an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'? Or would that be too forward thinking? |
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2022-01-22 01:02
|
422 |
139 |
184 |
-8 |
1504 |
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Unfortunately I couldn’t find a manual. |
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2022-01-25 01:51
|
353 |
192 |
267 |
15 |
1619 |
When I buy a new house, I always spend $1,000 on the door. I always make a grand entrance. |
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2022-01-25 21:04
|
240 |
223 |
284 |
6 |
1420 |
I can’t come up with any jokes about cutting down trees. I’m stumped! |
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2022-01-26 23:43
|
481 |
172 |
227 |
15 |
2172 |
If you suck at playing trumpet... that's probably why. |
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2022-01-29 00:48
|
386 |
133 |
166 |
9 |
1562 |
My fencing opponent laughed at me for bringing a block of cheddar to a sword fight... until he discovered it was extra sharp. |
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2022-01-29 20:28
|
506 |
182 |
263 |
4 |
2728 |
I really wanted to watch the International Origami Championships tonight. Sadly, it's only on paper view. |
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2022-02-01 02:18
|
326 |
148 |
195 |
18 |
1395 |
Did you hear about the math student that was afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! |
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2022-02-01 20:34
|
300 |
179 |
287 |
3 |
1642 |
You should start getting worried about the calendar... because its days are numbered. |
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2022-02-02 21:40
|
545 |
216 |
279 |
50 |
2972 |
A history degree is useless. There's no future in it! |
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2022-02-04 22:30
|
555 |
164 |
262 |
38 |
2378 |
I just got a book called “How To Use A Ladder”. It’s a step-by-step guide! |
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2022-02-05 22:23
|
441 |
276 |
365 |
63 |
2662 |
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it. |
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2022-02-07 21:36
|
558 |
273 |
364 |
75 |
3202 |
I made some fish tacos today, but they just ignored them and swam away! |
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2022-02-08 21:50
|
625 |
254 |
454 |
118 |
3200 |
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos! |
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2022-02-09 21:27
|
577 |
237 |
1860 |
60 |
2962 |
I planned on making a joke about the Solar System - But not right now, I’ll planet later. |
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2022-02-10 21:49
|
505 |
183 |
232 |
3 |
2919 |
You might think it's hard to make a pun about vegetables, but that’s not nececelery true. |
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2022-02-14 22:09
|
595 |
197 |
242 |
4 |
2698 |
Skunks love Valentine's Day! They’re very scentimental. |
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2022-02-15 19:00
|
345 |
163 |
222 |
7 |
1687 |
Just realized that the song "Take On Me" was released almost 38 years ago! Bit of an A-ha moment for me. |
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2022-02-17 01:09
|
395 |
175 |
300 |
27 |
2093 |
To be frank... I'd have to change my name. | Deathblade |
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2022-02-19 00:50
|
124 |
93 |
128 |
4 |
493 |
My neighbor has two German Shepards that he has named "Rolex" and "Timex". They're watch dogs. |
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2022-02-22 01:57
|
327 |
162 |
210 |
18 |
1399 |
My horse's name is Mayo. Sometimes Mayo neighs. |
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2022-02-23 22:15
|
269 |
104 |
135 |
-11 |
961 |
I met a genie once, gave me a wish. I said "I wish I could be you". The genue saud, "Weurd wush, but U wull grant ut." |
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2022-02-25 23:24
|
490 |
143 |
179 |
-5 |
2142 |
PC | Astrologer | I've been told I have 2 major faults. I don't listen and.... something else. |
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2022-02-26 21:09
|
625 |
185 |
389 |
48 |
3742 |
PC | Astrologer | My friend said he did not understand cloning at all. I said "that makes two of us". |
|
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2022-03-01 01:41
|
413 |
216 |
372 |
44 |
2243 |
PC | Astrologer | Never blame someone else for the road you are on. It’s your own asphalt. |
|
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2022-03-01 20:08
|
296 |
163 |
233 |
24 |
1655 |
PC | Astrologer | Have you ever been slapped at a high frequency? It Hertz. |
|
|
2022-03-03 19:33
|
281 |
191 |
246 |
22 |
1751 |
PC | Astrologer | I can't stop making airport puns. My doctor says it's terminal. |
|
|
2022-03-05 19:00
|
734 |
279 |
370 |
127 |
5319 |
PC | Astrologer | I wanted to tell a banana joke, but I didn't know if it would a-peal to everyone. |
|
|
2022-03-09 20:37
|
617 |
295 |
360 |
122 |
4409 |
PC | Astrologer | I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159. Then it just CLIX! |
|
|
2022-03-23 23:29
|
475 |
161 |
200 |
16 |
2430 |
PC | Astrologer | Old Macdonald had a dolphin, E-E-E-E-E. |
|
|
2022-03-25 01:28
|
326 |
119 |
155 |
6 |
1441 |
Deathblade T2 | !streamloots #ad |
|
|
2022-03-26 03:27
|
367 |
195 |
432 |
52 |
3188 |
I always hate buying Velcro, it's such a rip-off. |
|
|
2022-03-29 02:28
|
396 |
230 |
373 |
27 |
2481 |
Why was the clock in the buffet always wrong? It kept going back 4 seconds! | #keyprovided | Series X |
|
|
2022-04-01 01:54
|
360 |
117 |
179 |
29 |
2179 |
Deathblade T3 | !streamloots #ad |
|
|
2022-04-01 21:45
|
459 |
190 |
246 |
48 |
3045 |
I just went to a tattoo artist that used to be a math teacher. They really did a number on me! |
|
|
2022-04-02 18:49
|
785 |
281 |
350 |
67 |
5334 |
1st SUBATHON EVER | I think we can beat this game... but Torrent doubts it. He's such a neighsayer. |
|
|
2022-04-05 20:56
|
278 |
125 |
166 |
12 |
1563 |
Aliens don't want to visit our solar system - the reviews only rated it one star. |
|
|
2022-04-07 00:48
|
376 |
194 |
254 |
33 |
2202 |
How do you console an English teacher? "There, their, they’re." |
|
|
2022-04-09 02:10
|
345 |
232 |
354 |
34 |
2298 |
Finally remembered to put ketchup on my shopping list today! Now I can't read anything. |
|
|
2022-04-12 23:15
|
379 |
185 |
242 |
19 |
1967 |
PC | Astrologer | What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated! |
|
|
2022-04-19 20:41
|
503 |
254 |
352 |
13 |
0 |
PC | Astrologer | Civil War jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny. |
|
|
2022-04-21 00:32
|
362 |
190 |
290 |
46 |
0 |
PC | Astrologer | If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up... They would be alloys! |
|
|
2022-04-23 03:53
|
301 |
141 |
187 |
8 |
0 |
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work! |
|
|
2022-04-26 03:26
|
278 |
180 |
254 |
14 |
0 |
PC | Astrologer | What do you call someone who pretends to be from Sweden? An artificial Swedener! |
|
|
2022-04-28 04:49
|
265 |
109 |
132 |
-1 |
0 |
What kind of car does an egg drive? A YOLKSWAGON LOL |
|
|
2022-04-29 20:55
|
499 |
135 |
174 |
-8 |
0 |
Why didn’t 4 ask out 5? He was 2 squared. |
|
|
2022-05-01 02:58
|
506 |
101 |
140 |
-15 |
0 |
How did the Roman Empire get divided into two? With a pair of Caesars! |
|
|
2022-05-05 03:27
|
247 |
203 |
233 |
7 |
0 |
If you're expecting a Star Wars pun from me, you're looking in Alderaan places. |
|
|
2022-05-07 01:34
|
370 |
188 |
289 |
7 |
0 |
My friend got mad because I don’t know Eminem’s real name. I just don’t see why it Mathers... |
|
|
2022-05-10 01:28
|
346 |
151 |
187 |
5 |
0 |
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. I don't get it! When it comes to work, I always go the extra mile. |
|
|
2022-05-12 01:27
|
337 |
94 |
132 |
-3 |
0 |
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery! |
|
|
2022-05-12 22:35
|
319 |
89 |
122 |
2 |
0 |
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short! |
|
|
2022-05-14 01:49
|
445 |
186 |
233 |
-4 |
0 |
Why does Captain Hook's pirate ship fly? Because it Neverlands. |
|
|
2022-05-19 19:35
|
599 |
195 |
336 |
36 |
0 |
I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s today… His mother seemed pretty upset. |
|
|
2022-05-20 19:17
|
587 |
152 |
197 |
3 |
0 |
Whenever I think of the 80s my first thought is of a boom box, but that’s just a stereo type. |
|
|
2022-05-22 18:37
|
607 |
189 |
267 |
-7 |
0 |
No one went to the ghost's party yesterday... but don't worry, they were all there in spirit. |
|
|
2022-05-23 22:18
|
276 |
306 |
380 |
7 |
0 |
How do pirates measure the distance they swim? In YARRRRRds! |
|
|
2022-05-26 00:30
|
385 |
186 |
343 |
14 |
0 |
There once was a King who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king, but an amazing ruler! |
|
|
2022-05-27 02:24
|
10 |
43 |
43 |
0 |
0 |
#sponsored | PC | w/@GrimisS | I’ve started telling people about the benefit of dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness. |
|
|
2022-05-27 03:08
|
276 |
118 |
167 |
-8 |
0 |
#sponsored | PC | w/@GrimisS | I’ve started telling people about the benefit of dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness. |
|
|
2022-05-28 03:58
|
336 |
152 |
214 |
8 |
0 |
#sponsored | PC | w/@GrimisS | Someone from HR asked me to sign up for the company 401k... But I don't think I can run that far. |
|
|
2022-05-31 02:35
|
339 |
172 |
213 |
11 |
0 |
You could throw a stick a mile and my dog would go get it. I know, it sounds far-fetched, but it's true. |
|
|
2022-06-01 22:33
|
181 |
190 |
218 |
-15 |
0 |
Why does water hate jokes? it doesn't like dry humor! |
|
|
2022-06-06 02:14
|
290 |
205 |
258 |
26 |
0 |
If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? U r a bus. |
|
|
2022-06-06 21:04
|
390 |
165 |
205 |
23 |
0 |
This morning, Siri said "Don't call me Shirley." I must have left my phone on Airplane mode. |
|
|
2022-06-09 23:20
|
355 |
174 |
233 |
26 |
0 |
Bigfoot is sometimes confused with a Sasquatch... Yeti never complains. |
|
|
2022-06-11 20:52
|
482 |
168 |
224 |
7 |
0 |
How does Harry Potter cut his sandwiches? Diagonalley! |
|
|
2022-06-12 16:48
|
376 |
170 |
249 |
16 |
0 |
(Not)E3 Watch Party! |
|
|
2022-06-16 05:37
|
107 |
60 |
80 |
-5 |
0 |
What do you call a werewolf influencer? Lycan Subscribe! | #GoAvsGo |
|
|
2022-06-18 02:53
|
261 |
150 |
244 |
7 |
0 |
Great housekeepers are not born... they are maid! |
|
|
2022-06-18 17:57
|
547 |
178 |
327 |
17 |
0 |
[SUBATHON!] | How do you eat a hard drive? One byte at a time! |
|
|
2022-06-19 19:50
|
255 |
212 |
279 |
27 |
0 |
[SUBATHON] | Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted! |
|
|
2022-06-24 20:29
|
155 |
90 |
134 |
3 |
0 |
[DROPS] I got so mad once that I threw my keyboard across the room. I really lost CTRL. |
|
|
2022-06-29 02:28
|
356 |
155 |
205 |
4 |
0 |
Outriders Ambassador | Worldslayer Partner | Trickster | !outriders |
|
|
2022-06-30 03:46
|
278 |
132 |
211 |
12 |
0 |
Outriders Ambassador | Worldslayer Partner | Trickster | !outriders |
|
|
2022-07-01 01:53
|
431 |
234 |
409 |
30 |
0 |
Outriders Ambassador | Worldslayer Partner | Trickster | !outriders |
|
|
2022-07-02 02:35
|
499 |
262 |
411 |
23 |
0 |
Outriders Ambassador | Worldslayer Partner | Trickster | !outriders |
|
|
2022-07-05 21:23
|
711 |
161 |
300 |
-8 |
0 |
My crystal ball stopped working, so I took it back to the store. They said they'd look into it. |
|
|
2022-07-08 03:22
|
122 |
92 |
136 |
5 |
0 |
I tried to make a reservation at the library, but it was fully booked. |
|
|
2022-07-08 20:12
|
312 |
117 |
154 |
2 |
0 |
I don't often make chemistry jokes, they just don't get the reaction I'm looking for. |
|
|
2022-07-12 02:00
|
334 |
163 |
251 |
5 |
0 |
What did the Cannibal get when he was late to the feast? The cold shoulder! |
|
|
2022-07-14 20:20
|
614 |
132 |
276 |
3 |
0 |
If A is for apple and B is for banana, what is C for? Explosives! |
|
|
2022-07-16 20:19
|
595 |
183 |
225 |
13 |
0 |
I really want to tell my joke about vampires, but it sucks. |
|
|
2022-07-19 20:48
|
536 |
109 |
152 |
-13 |
0 |
Did you know a pile of kittens is called a meowntain? |
|
|
2022-07-21 00:50
|
344 |
126 |
175 |
6 |
0 |
My pet snail lost his shell. He's looking a bit sluggish! |
|
|
2022-07-23 03:14
|
330 |
106 |
162 |
-4 |
0 |
My friend asked if I’ve seen our dog bowl. I never knew he did! |
|
|
2022-07-25 03:45
|
379 |
91 |
120 |
-3 |
0 |
[Co-Op Campaign w/@grimiss] What do you call James Bond in a bathtub? Bubble 07. |
|
|
2022-07-26 01:14
|
400 |
97 |
137 |
0 |
0 |
[Co-Op Campaign w/@grimiss | !coop] What do you call a medieval spy? Sir Veillance! |
|
|
2022-07-26 18:54
|
80 |
97 |
127 |
-1 |
0 |
I'M AT THE ZOOOOO |
|
|
2022-07-28 00:45
|
319 |
133 |
166 |
-9 |
0 |
I think I might start playing "quiet tennis". It's like normal tennis but without the racket. |
|
|
2022-07-30 02:11
|
233 |
114 |
159 |
-3 |
0 |
I got in trouble for giving a movie 3.14 stars. I should have known, pi-rating movies is illegal. |
|
|
2022-08-02 23:44
|
390 |
127 |
159 |
-5 |
0 |
I heard about an octopus that robbed a group of scuba divers this weekend... He was well-armed! |
|
|
2022-08-04 03:20
|
255 |
105 |
141 |
-1 |
0 |
I was going to make alligator for dinner, but then I remembered we only have a Croc Pot. |
|
|
2022-08-06 01:30
|
225 |
85 |
126 |
2 |
0 |
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight, unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions. |
|
|
2022-08-06 21:10
|
725 |
290 |
345 |
96 |
0 |
BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYY! |
|
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2022-08-10 04:53
|
281 |
116 |
154 |
-12 |
0 |
I couldn't stop staring at the orange juice bottle - it said concentrate! |
|
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2022-08-11 00:18
|
106 |
59 |
70 |
-2 |
0 |
birthday at the water zoo |
|
|
2022-08-12 02:05
|
349 |
116 |
165 |
15 |
0 |
I spent my entire life savings on pasta. It was worth every penne! |
|
|
2022-08-15 19:59
|
495 |
180 |
317 |
6 |
0 |
What's a pirate's favorite treat? MARRRRshmallows! |
|
|
2022-08-17 19:51
|
493 |
142 |
195 |
22 |
0 |
I’m trying to stop eating deli meat... but it’s hard to quit cold turkey. |
|
|
2022-08-23 20:25
|
329 |
122 |
159 |
2 |
0 |
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer... Apparently the paper was jamming! |
|
|
2022-08-24 20:03
|
341 |
107 |
159 |
6 |
0 |
I've just been accepted for a senior position at the Old McDonald's Farm. I'll be the new CIEIO! |
|
|
2022-08-26 20:03
|
421 |
86 |
130 |
2 |
0 |
A skeleton walks into a bar orders a drink and a mop. |
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2022-08-29 00:24
|
170 |
133 |
163 |
-6 |
0 |
Sub Sunday | Request a song via channel points! |
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2022-08-29 19:52
|
442 |
119 |
151 |
-6 |
0 |
I'm avoiding that weird pancake vendor on the corner. He gives me the crepes. |
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2022-08-31 20:00
|
305 |
115 |
150 |
-11 |
0 |
Did you know Spock actually has three ears? A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear! |
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|
2022-09-02 20:10
|
535 |
122 |
175 |
-9 |
0 |
[Classic] If the mount is called Invincible then why can I see it??? | #sponsored !factor |
|
|
2022-09-04 00:48
|
566 |
114 |
158 |
-8 |
0 |
[DLC] What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue LOLOL |
|
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2022-09-05 00:42
|
142 |
149 |
172 |
-6 |
0 |
Sub Sunday! | Request a song with channel points! |
|
|
2022-09-05 19:43
|
521 |
158 |
200 |
-3 |
0 |
[Classic] A friend of mine just bought a thousand dollar belt - what a waist of money. |
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|
2022-09-07 19:42
|
572 |
121 |
153 |
-14 |
0 |
[Classic] I’d tell jokes about a dog who watches over goats but you’ve probably herd them all. |
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2022-09-09 18:48
|
286 |
135 |
175 |
-4 |
0 |
[Classic] 70 TODAY??? | My Grandma is 80% Irish. People call her Iris. |
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2022-09-10 20:03
|
561 |
179 |
244 |
7 |
0 |
[Classic] I have a magic pen that can write any color. Red, green, blue, yellow, and even words that aren’t colors! |
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2022-09-12 19:29
|
535 |
122 |
183 |
7 |
0 |
[Classic] I just think Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space. |
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2022-09-14 18:05
|
259 |
111 |
152 |
6 |
0 |
[Classic] “T-Shirt” is actually short for “Tyrannosaurus Shirt” because of the shorter arms. |
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|
2022-09-16 20:37
|
247 |
137 |
179 |
-1 |
0 |
[Classic] Snow White is a great judge - she is the fairest of them all. |
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2022-09-21 20:15
|
469 |
110 |
141 |
-4 |
0 |
[Classic] I never trust trees. They're just too shady. | #sponsored !factor |
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2022-09-24 19:42
|
312 |
143 |
183 |
10 |
0 |
[Classic] | Sunwell Raid | Why do dogs float in water? Cause they're good buoys! |
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2022-09-25 19:28
|
256 |
143 |
201 |
-2 |
0 |
[Classic] | Sunwell Raid | What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician! |
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2022-09-29 01:33
|
321 |
114 |
330 |
4 |
0 |
[Classic] | I just bought Spiderman Pajamas... I really hope he likes them! |
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2022-10-01 00:13
|
321 |
81 |
113 |
3 |
0 |
[Classic] | Where do pirates get their hooks? From second-hand stores! |
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2022-10-05 23:08
|
406 |
138 |
170 |
-4 |
0 |
[Classic] | Booked a limo for 250 bucks, didn't even come with a driver. All that money and nothing to chauffeur it! |
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2022-10-13 00:32
|
412 |
127 |
264 |
-2 |
0 |
[Classic] | I gave my friend an apple this morning, but he said he only likes pears. So I gave him another! |
|
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2022-10-23 06:11
|
133 |
108 |
137 |
-6 |
0 |
I asked my friend when their birthday was and they said March 1st, so I walked around the room and asked again. |
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2022-10-25 01:53
|
311 |
111 |
138 |
-3 |
0 |
I took a poll recently and found that 100% of the people in the tent were upset. |
|
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2022-10-26 20:36
|
548 |
96 |
122 |
-5 |
0 |
I'm really good at ruining photos, I can do it with my eyes closed! |
|
|
2022-10-28 22:10
|
274 |
70 |
90 |
8 |
0 |
What vegetable should you never bring on a boat? A leek! |
|
|
2022-10-29 21:35
|
449 |
138 |
189 |
-1 |
0 |
What is a tree's favorite type of math? Twigonomotry! |
|
|
2022-11-02 21:53
|
571 |
125 |
158 |
-9 |
0 |
Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday, I guess I wasn't putting in enough shifts. |
|
|
2022-11-04 22:19
|
505 |
99 |
134 |
-1 |
0 |
What's worse than a box that does contain venomous snakes? A box that SHOULD contain venomous snakes. |
|
|
2022-11-05 23:44
|
340 |
83 |
120 |
-4 |
0 |
Most people don’t understand why I find ski resorts funny. They’re hill areas! |
|
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2022-11-08 18:42
|
302 |
82 |
118 |
-4 |
0 |
Why did the chicken go to the library? To get a boooook book book book! |
|
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2022-11-10 01:27
|
337 |
68 |
100 |
-4 |
0 |
It's my Anniversary 😊 God of War tomorrow! |
|
|
2022-11-11 22:11
|
573 |
100 |
243 |
-15 |
0 |
I hate math, I wish it would solve it's own problems. |
|
|
2022-11-12 21:28
|
586 |
160 |
194 |
11 |
0 |
How do Viking ships communicate to each other? Norse code! |
|
|
2022-11-14 22:39
|
465 |
109 |
176 |
2 |
0 |
How can you tell Odin's sons apart? Well, one is balder. |
|
|
2022-11-16 21:57
|
517 |
94 |
129 |
1 |
0 |
Give Me GoW | I only get sick on work days... it must be my weekend immune system! |
|
|
2022-11-18 20:43
|
141 |
53 |
74 |
-4 |
0 |
Why did the man write his novel in his basement? He wanted it to become a Best Cellar! |
|
|
2022-11-22 00:55
|
239 |
89 |
125 |
4 |
0 |
I have the attention of a goldfish. Seriously, it’s been watching me for hours! |
|
|
2022-11-23 18:26
|
458 |
70 |
104 |
-15 |
0 |
Did you know Australia's biggest export is boomerangs? They're also its biggest import! |
|
|
2022-11-25 19:38
|
386 |
162 |
210 |
-1 |
0 |
[Violet] What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to bed? He puts his pajamazon! |
|
|
2022-11-26 16:59
|
575 |
157 |
193 |
-13 |
0 |
[Violet] I'm always impressed by scissors. They really are cutting edge technology! |
|
|
2022-11-27 19:45
|
620 |
170 |
364 |
16 |
0 |
[Violet] Movies about fishing generally do well at the box office. Especially if they have a great cast! |
|
|
2022-11-28 21:59
|
515 |
150 |
207 |
4 |
0 |
What do you call a magician who lost his magic? Ian! |
|
|
2022-11-30 21:00
|
605 |
122 |
158 |
12 |
0 |
[Violet] I was offered a job before Christmas working in a salt and pepper factory, but I turned it down because it was only seasonal. |
|
|
2022-12-03 19:31
|
803 |
143 |
186 |
-1 |
0 |
8 Years of Partnership 🎉🎉 |
|
|
2022-12-06 02:02
|
332 |
81 |
115 |
-4 |
0 |
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! |
|
|
2022-12-07 21:08
|
296 |
138 |
173 |
3 |
0 |
[PS5 | Hard] First 2 Chapters! Huge thank you to Square Enix for the early access and game! #sponsored #ad |
|
|
2022-12-09 20:42
|
412 |
120 |
182 |
-10 |
0 |
[Violet] At meteorologist competitions, even the losers get precipitation trophies! |
|
|
2022-12-11 00:22
|
322 |
183 |
258 |
13 |
0 |
[M0 World Tour | Frost Mage] Why is dark spelled with a "k"? Because you can't c in the dark! |
|
|
2022-12-14 19:44
|
600 |
133 |
177 |
-1 |
0 |
[Hard] | Thank you @squareenix! | What do you call a werewolf who doesn’t know they’re a werewolf? An unawarewolf! |
|
|
2022-12-16 01:39
|
285 |
98 |
128 |
8 |
0 |
[Hard] | Thank you @squareenix! | There’s a 3-letter word for 24 hours, but I can’t remember it. I think I’ll call it a day. |
|
|
2022-12-17 00:53
|
371 |
94 |
132 |
1 |
0 |
[Hard] | Thank you Square Enix! | There's a big sale at the Lego store today. People are lined up for blocks! |
|
|
2022-12-17 23:21
|
353 |
90 |
123 |
-4 |
0 |
Now partnered with ADVANCEDgg | Games and Giveaways | !adv30 |
|
|
2022-12-20 06:26
|
138 |
79 |
91 |
4 |
0 |
I don't trust stairs... they're always up to something | !adv |
|
|
2022-12-22 02:42
|
262 |
152 |
328 |
19 |
0 |
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his contact lenses? Doyouthinkhesaurus! |
|
|
2022-12-23 22:26
|
198 |
141 |
194 |
3 |
0 |
Hard | Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history! |
|
|
2022-12-27 19:14
|
690 |
168 |
215 |
6 |
0 |
Hard | I wanted to be a monk when I grew up, but I never got the chants. |
|
|
2022-12-31 21:09
|
405 |
138 |
197 |
3 |
0 |
Hard | The Italian chef got locked out of his restaurant - He had gnocchis! |
|
|
2023-01-02 23:11
|
363 |
141 |
180 |
-2 |
0 |
Violet | I received an email teaching me how to read maps backwards... It was spam. |
|
|
2023-01-05 00:44
|
430 |
139 |
363 |
2 |
0 |
What do you call an investigator who solves crimes by accident? Sheer Luck Holmes! |
|
|
2023-01-07 01:04
|
350 |
131 |
230 |
41 |
0 |
[Hunter Difficulty | Xbox Series X] I heard beehives don't have an exit. I find that unbelievable! |
|
|
2023-01-09 00:41
|
143 |
133 |
167 |
-3 |
0 |
Hi I'm New :D | Personal Breaks | I bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door! |
|
|
2023-01-10 21:54
|
160 |
113 |
141 |
3 |
0 |
[Hunter Difficulty] Vodka doesn't buy happiness... But it's worth a shot. |
|
|
2023-01-11 23:23
|
481 |
102 |
147 |
-17 |
0 |
[Hunter Difficulty] I have nothing but good things to say about sidewalks. They've kept me off the streets! |
|
|
2023-01-12 20:27
|
377 |
105 |
134 |
-4 |
0 |
I learned an interesting fact about the filming of Return of the Jedi the other day. All the Endor scenes were actually filmed outdoors! |
|
|
2023-01-14 18:26
|
218 |
109 |
134 |
-10 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks] I threw a ball for my dog today. He looks amazing in a tuxedo! |
|
|
2023-01-18 22:39
|
555 |
111 |
148 |
3 |
0 |
[Give me GoW | SUBATHON] Did you hear about the art contest? It ended in a draw! |
|
|
2023-01-25 22:29
|
425 |
181 |
354 |
17 |
0 |
[Hard | PS5] Thank you Square Enix for sponsoring the stream | !forspoken |
|
|
2023-01-28 02:04
|
340 |
127 |
177 |
9 |
0 |
[Hard | XBSX ] Dropped a box of light switches - they were heavier than I thought! |
|
|
2023-01-28 21:50
|
154 |
84 |
107 |
-4 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks] The man who invented auto correct walks into a barn. He orders a bear. |
|
|
2023-01-29 00:45
|
359 |
199 |
332 |
20 |
0 |
[Hard | XBSX] The man who invented auto correct walks into a barn. He orders a bear. |
|
|
2023-01-31 01:33
|
391 |
187 |
233 |
51 |
0 |
[Hard | XBSX] Really wanted to tell you guys a joke about an almond and a cashew, but it's just two nuts! |
|
|
2023-02-02 02:07
|
337 |
135 |
180 |
23 |
0 |
[Hard | XBSX] The study of dad jokes should be called sigh-ence. |
|
|
2023-02-02 23:16
|
358 |
143 |
184 |
23 |
0 |
[Hard | PS5] What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon! |
|
|
2023-02-07 18:00
|
804 |
430 |
506 |
90 |
0 |
[Drops | Hard | PC] Can February March? No. But April May! |
|
|
2023-02-08 17:47
|
1027 |
479 |
737 |
407 |
0 |
[Drops | Hard | PC] It’s not easy working on a submarine... you’re under a lot of pressure. |
|
|
2023-02-10 00:56
|
528 |
479 |
724 |
230 |
0 |
[Drops | Hard | PC] What do you call a watering can with a hole in it? A watering can’t! |
|
|
2023-02-10 19:17
|
527 |
539 |
764 |
291 |
0 |
[Drops | Hard | PC] I don't tell bad weather-related jokes here... that could lead to a sigh-clone! |
|
|
2023-02-11 18:37
|
777 |
720 |
1188 |
471 |
0 |
[Drops | Hard | PC] I always keep my guitar in my car. They're good for traffic jams! |
|
|
2023-02-12 23:12
|
252 |
182 |
228 |
25 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks] “The Last of Us” is a terrible title. It should have been called "Humongous Fungus Among Us". |
|
|
2023-02-14 19:34
|
660 |
714 |
1354 |
419 |
0 |
[Drops | Hard | PC] Parallel lines have so much in common. It's sad that they'll never meet! |
|
|
2023-02-15 19:06
|
548 |
477 |
692 |
173 |
0 |
[Drops | Hard | PC] A broken escalator is really weird. It just stops and stairs. |
|
|
2023-02-17 20:20
|
624 |
725 |
1121 |
329 |
0 |
[Drops | Hard | PC] Why are narwhals so good at card games? Because they have a great poker-face! |
|
|
2023-02-18 20:33
|
691 |
851 |
1256 |
500 |
0 |
[Drops | Hard | PC] What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two. |
|
|
2023-02-20 20:42
|
732 |
521 |
918 |
315 |
0 |
[Drops | Hard | PC] How do you tie shoes in space? With astro-knots! |
|
|
2023-02-22 20:24
|
800 |
275 |
356 |
166 |
0 |
[Armageddon | PC] What 3 letter word starts with gas? Car! |
|
|
2023-02-27 01:35
|
199 |
143 |
178 |
5 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks] The divorce rate for horses is really low. They tend to have stable relationships. |
|
|
2023-02-28 02:46
|
318 |
256 |
457 |
21 |
0 |
[Armageddon | PC] Being a waiter may not be a glamorous job, but it puts food on the table! |
|
|
2023-03-03 00:21
|
473 |
210 |
264 |
29 |
0 |
[PS5 | Thank you Koei Tecmo for the code!] What color is the wind? Blew! |
|
|
2023-03-04 23:07
|
537 |
192 |
261 |
-3 |
0 |
100 MONTH SUBIVERSARY |
|
|
2023-03-07 21:35
|
199 |
106 |
141 |
3 |
0 |
[PS5 | Thank you Koei Tecmo for the code!] How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it. |
|
|
2023-03-09 23:29
|
565 |
189 |
257 |
27 |
0 |
Two brothers thought they could fly. They were wright! |
|
|
2023-03-12 21:33
|
141 |
124 |
176 |
1 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks] Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and Breakfurious. |
|
|
2023-03-14 21:45
|
169 |
140 |
180 |
-6 |
0 |
Scientists have finally managed to weigh a rainbow. Turns out it's pretty light! |
|
|
2023-03-16 02:34
|
240 |
89 |
115 |
3 |
0 |
My pen recently got out of prison - It just finished a very long sentence. |
|
|
2023-03-19 00:38
|
226 |
114 |
148 |
-2 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks] How do chickens get their news? They scroll through their feed! |
|
|
2023-03-23 02:23
|
311 |
158 |
351 |
-3 |
0 |
Where can I buy the new Zelda game? Please send me the Link! |
|
|
2023-03-24 23:24
|
440 |
149 |
182 |
20 |
0 |
[First Playthrough EVER] Please don't run with bagpipes, you might get kilt. |
|
|
2023-03-26 00:30
|
485 |
210 |
262 |
15 |
0 |
[Rogue] I went to buy a new chimney the other day... but the prices are through the roof! |
|
|
2023-03-27 01:34
|
200 |
121 |
149 |
5 |
0 |
[Breaks | !store | S&V Tomorrow] There are two words that will open a lot of doors for you - Push and pull! |
|
|
2023-03-28 01:41
|
233 |
129 |
161 |
-3 |
0 |
[Scarlet & Violet Breaks] Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted! |
|
|
2023-04-02 22:31
|
143 |
147 |
182 |
-2 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks] What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store? The one next to the Target! |
|
|
2023-04-03 22:55
|
49 |
67 |
92 |
0 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks] What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store? The one next to the Target! |
|
|
2023-04-04 23:05
|
439 |
142 |
190 |
2 |
0 |
[Hardcore | First Playthrough EVER] I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. |
|
|
2023-04-06 03:42
|
232 |
124 |
152 |
10 |
0 |
[Hardcore | First Playthrough EVER] What animal is 100 times bigger than a centipede? A dollar-pede! |
|
|
2023-04-08 02:23
|
101 |
80 |
114 |
0 |
0 |
[Hardcore | !adv] Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater. |
|
|
2023-04-10 00:22
|
112 |
124 |
159 |
-4 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks | !adv] Pirates always carry a bar of soap. If they go overboard they can wash up on shore! |
|
|
2023-04-13 03:15
|
239 |
93 |
128 |
-6 |
0 |
How often do chemists check the table of elements? Periodically | !adv |
|
|
2023-04-17 00:00
|
205 |
130 |
161 |
0 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks | !adv] Did you hear about the new Corduroy Pillows? They're making head lines everywhere! |
|
|
2023-04-18 04:11
|
213 |
105 |
140 |
-5 |
0 |
I wanted to watch the World Origami Championships tonight, but it was paper view :( |
|
|
2023-04-20 03:45
|
319 |
145 |
230 |
3 |
0 |
[Hardcore | !adv] Why are pretzels called 'pretzels'? Because they're knot bread! |
|
|
2023-04-20 17:32
|
392 |
127 |
180 |
458 |
0 |
GOOD MORNING | !DL2 #ad |
|
|
2023-04-22 01:26
|
458 |
205 |
759 |
33 |
0 |
I hate it when people call me a windmill. I'm not a big fan. | !adv |
|
|
2023-04-23 21:26
|
569 |
260 |
367 |
38 |
0 |
[Drops] | !adv | How much space should you give fungi? As mushroom as possible! |
|
|
2023-04-27 01:23
|
371 |
230 |
307 |
57 |
0 |
[Drops] | !adv | I got employed at a cheese factory recently. It's a grate job! |
|
|
2023-04-29 01:26
|
508 |
228 |
368 |
52 |
0 |
I told a joke on a Zoom Meeting and no-one laughed. It turns out I'm not remotely funny. |
|
|
2023-04-30 02:54
|
350 |
216 |
329 |
41 |
0 |
[Xbox Series X] What do you call a typo on a tombstone? A Grave Mistake! |
|
|
2023-05-02 04:23
|
271 |
157 |
217 |
44 |
0 |
[Xbox Series X] My chiropractor is hilarious. He really cracks me up! |
|
|
2023-05-04 01:53
|
331 |
195 |
283 |
38 |
0 |
[Xbox Series X] If you hire an Exorcist, be sure you pay them - Otherwise you'll be repossessed! |
|
|
2023-05-04 22:40
|
465 |
214 |
269 |
9 |
0 |
[Xbox Series X] Darth Vader always knew what Luke got him for Father’s Day. He could sense his presents! |
|
|
2023-05-10 21:20
|
544 |
199 |
252 |
36 |
0 |
[Xbox Series X] I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea! |
|
|
2023-05-12 23:56
|
458 |
286 |
336 |
41 |
0 |
[Rogue] What kind of music do planets play? Neptunes! |
|
|
2023-05-13 21:52
|
582 |
308 |
390 |
74 |
0 |
[Rogue] R2-D2 has a terrible problem with cursing. Its every single line had to be beeped over! |
|
|
2023-05-15 03:02
|
182 |
131 |
158 |
10 |
0 |
[Personal Breaks] I once met a shy pebble. She wished she was a little bolder. |
|
|
2023-05-17 00:14
|
440 |
139 |
199 |
10 |
0 |
[Hardcore] I have a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words as well! |
|
|
2023-05-19 03:47
|
357 |
136 |
214 |
12 |
0 |
What do you call it when you can't sleep because you're too hungry? Insomnomnomia! |
|
|
2023-05-19 20:13
|
521 |
170 |
369 |
25 |
0 |
People with glasses may look smart, but they have to fail a test to get them. |
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2023-05-21 23:58
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406 |
169 |
213 |
1 |
0 |
Why was the farmer upset with his grapes? They were being un-raisin-able! | !adv |
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2023-05-27 01:21
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443 |
136 |
180 |
-2 |
0 |
[Classic HC | Rogue | !adv] First time leveling Alliance?! |
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2023-05-27 23:54
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480 |
139 |
206 |
10 |
0 |
[Classic HC | New Warlock | !adv] ♡ first time leveling alliance?! |
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2023-05-29 21:25
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519 |
158 |
189 |
7 |
0 |
[Classic HC | Priest | !adv] ♡ how far will we get todayyyy? |
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2023-05-30 20:30
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265 |
100 |
167 |
11 |
0 |
[Classic HC | Priest | !adv] ♡ how far will we get todayyyy? |
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2023-05-31 20:26
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518 |
130 |
165 |
4 |
0 |
[Classic HC | Priest | !adv] ♡ how far will we get todayyyy? |
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2023-06-02 17:30
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715 |
185 |
236 |
30 |
0 |
[Rogue | Twisting Blades] Searchin for mommy Lilith |
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2023-06-05 20:44
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600 |
243 |
359 |
35 |
0 |
[Rogue] Fingers are the most reliable part of your body. You can always count on them! |
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2023-06-07 18:19
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705 |
298 |
409 |
92 |
0 |
!drops | [Rogue] | I used to be a programmer for autocorrect. They fried me for no raisin! |
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2023-06-09 19:33
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621 |
367 |
504 |
143 |
0 |
!drops | [Rogue] | You should always take an extra pair of socks when you go golfing - in case you get a hole in one! |
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2023-06-10 19:57
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617 |
425 |
571 |
165 |
0 |
!drops | Flurry Rogue T3 | NASA is launching a mission to say sorry to aliens. They call it Apollo G! |
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2023-06-11 16:58
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646 |
306 |
605 |
123 |
0 |
Xbox Showcase + Starfield | @pcgamer PC Gaming Show official co-stream! |
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2023-06-12 22:40
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475 |
731 |
1011 |
213 |
0 |
!drops | Flurry Rogue T3/T4 | !build | I'm reading a horror story in braille, someone is gonna die, I can feel it. |
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2023-06-15 20:10
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525 |
493 |
629 |
169 |
0 |
!drops | Trying out a Necro! | !adv | 6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down. |
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2023-06-16 23:42
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472 |
581 |
857 |
193 |
0 |
!drops | Flurry Rogue T3/T4 | How do you split Rome? With a pair of Ceasars! |
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2023-06-17 19:55
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519 |
696 |
1112 |
240 |
0 |
!drops | Flurry Rogue T4 | !build | After an unsuccessful harvest, the farmer tried a career in music. He had some sick beets! |
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2023-06-21 21:26
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568 |
548 |
1261 |
209 |
0 |
Full Game | Thank you @squareenix for the early access!! |
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2023-06-23 00:35
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339 |
802 |
1098 |
146 |
0 |
!drops | Levelin an alt today! | I was disappointed when I saw the Liberty Bell - It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. |
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2023-06-24 02:20
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304 |
529 |
775 |
88 |
0 |
!drops | Flurry Rogue T4 | Gardeners make bad detectives - They're always planting evidence! |
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2023-06-25 21:32
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302 |
568 |
794 |
106 |
0 |
!drops | Flurry Rogue T4 | What store do Storm Troopers shop at? The store next to Target. |
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2023-06-26 20:07
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487 |
369 |
1400 |
114 |
0 |
!adv | The railroad engineer was told he couldn’t start his job just yet. He still needed to be trained! |
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2023-06-29 00:34
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390 |
546 |
771 |
90 |
0 |
[ !drops | Flurry Rogue | T4 ] What do you call two doctors in the same room? A paradox! |
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2023-07-01 02:37
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267 |
462 |
877 |
78 |
0 |
[ !drops | Flurry Rogue | T4 ] I just bought a thesaurus and the pages are all blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am. |
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2023-07-02 01:33
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341 |
135 |
192 |
25 |
0 |
playing with !grimiss for his birthdayyyyy~ |
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2023-07-07 21:31
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373 |
267 |
347 |
30 |
0 |
[Flurry Rogue | T4 | 83+] I tried to catch the fog the other day. Mist! |
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2023-07-12 23:00
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395 |
193 |
262 |
16 |
0 |
[WoW Wednesday] | Someone stole the “P” from the pirate and now he’s... irate. |
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2023-07-14 23:18
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436 |
226 |
328 |
30 |
0 |
[Rogue] | I decided to tell a joke on a mountaintop. If you ask me, I'd say that's peak humor! |
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2023-07-19 23:52
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442 |
157 |
210 |
21 |
0 |
[Rogue] | How can you tell if a frog is European? They're a tadpolish. |
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2023-07-21 04:21
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173 |
108 |
142 |
1 |
0 |
[Seasonal Flurry Rogue] | What type of shoe do frogs wear? Open-toad sandals! |
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2023-07-22 02:42
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282 |
144 |
205 |
7 |
0 |
[Seasonal Flurry Rogue SC] | If A is for apple and B is for Banana, what is C for? Explosives! |
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2023-07-23 00:20
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404 |
210 |
320 |
33 |
0 |
[Seasonal Flurry Rogue SC] | Rainbows aren't very heavy, they're actually pretty light! |
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2023-07-25 18:50
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335 |
164 |
218 |
14 |
0 |
[Seasonal Flurry Rogue SC] | Everyone on the lake but us is building docks for their boats. I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure. |
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2023-07-26 22:57
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457 |
149 |
195 |
14 |
0 |
[WoW Wednesday] | I got hit on the head with a book. I only have my shelf to blame! |
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2023-07-29 03:39
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315 |
130 |
156 |
4 |
0 |
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? |
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2023-07-30 01:53
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481 |
233 |
307 |
15 |
0 |
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down. |
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2023-08-03 01:18
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396 |
137 |
175 |
8 |
0 |
I have a chicken-proof lawn. It is impeccable! |
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2023-08-04 03:37
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338 |
102 |
125 |
13 |
0 |
What group of people never get angry? Nomads! |
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2023-08-06 22:13
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331 |
139 |
174 |
9 |
0 |
Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian! It was the least I could do for him. |
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2023-08-07 20:26
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298 |
104 |
138 |
-2 |
0 |
You wouldn't believe the price of chimneys these days. It's through the roof! |
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2023-08-08 23:50
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384 |
104 |
155 |
17 |
0 |
I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I was never given the chants. |
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2023-08-10 21:30
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605 |
178 |
337 |
7 |
0 |
[KHFM] | IT'S MY BIRTHDAY |
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2023-08-15 22:05
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339 |
111 |
150 |
2 |
0 |
What do you call it when you drop a waffle on the beach? San Diego! |
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2023-08-16 21:08
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396 |
109 |
153 |
2 |
0 |
[S1 | SC | Sorc] I know something is wrong with my doorbell, I just can't put my finger on it! |
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2023-08-18 20:28
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446 |
112 |
165 |
3 |
0 |
I asked a beekeeper to give me 12 bees, but he gave me 13. It was a freebie! |
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2023-08-23 21:00
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305 |
208 |
293 |
6 |
0 |
[Drops | #ad] Brand new player! | !gw2 |
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2023-08-25 21:48
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366 |
118 |
159 |
7 |
0 |
Thank you Bandai Namco for the code!! | What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis! |
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2023-08-28 22:24
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350 |
123 |
152 |
-18 |
0 |
I had an appointment to see a psychic next week, but they called me and told me I wouldn't be able to make it :( |
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2023-08-30 23:53
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151 |
71 |
86 |
-1 |
0 |
Some people think Oklahoma is a great state... But it's just OK. |
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2023-09-01 18:49
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485 |
150 |
281 |
1 |
0 |
The entire purpose of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gun fight. |
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2023-09-02 20:58
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356 |
219 |
287 |
28 |
0 |
I'm making a documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot. |
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2023-09-09 22:59
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325 |
207 |
295 |
22 |
0 |
I tried to come up with a Star Wars joke, but I didn't want to force it. |
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2023-09-12 19:28
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316 |
127 |
155 |
-2 |
0 |
[Early Access] | Thank you Nacon and Hekate for the code! |
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2023-09-16 00:40
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164 |
95 |
129 |
-4 |
0 |
Why do dogs float in water? Because they’re good buoys! |
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2023-09-26 02:56
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248 |
121 |
156 |
-11 |
0 |
RIFLE !drops | Gift 2 Subs for the Yasha Sniper Rifle! |
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2023-09-26 20:02
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262 |
105 |
139 |
-8 |
0 |
RIFLE !drops | Gift 2 Subs for the Yasha Sniper Rifle! |
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2023-09-28 21:14
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260 |
128 |
172 |
8 |
0 |
RIFLE !drops | Gift 2 Subs for the Yasha Sniper Rifle! |
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2023-09-29 21:07
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487 |
170 |
212 |
34 |
0 |
RIFLE !drops | Gift 2 Subs for the Yasha Sniper Rifle! |
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2023-10-01 01:17
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297 |
134 |
186 |
17 |
0 |
RIFLE !drops | Gift 2 Subs for the Yasha Sniper Rifle! |
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2023-10-02 23:20
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355 |
350 |
490 |
68 |
0 |
RIFLE !drops | Gift 2 Subs for the Yasha Sniper Rifle! |
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2023-10-04 22:20
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404 |
205 |
255 |
20 |
0 |
[Early Access] | Ubisoft Creator | Thank you to Ubisoft for the code and early preview! #ad |
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2023-10-05 18:46
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408 |
424 |
660 |
56 |
0 |
!drops | Ubisoft Creator | Thank you to Ubisoft for the code! #ad |
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2023-11-01 22:52
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172 |
110 |
153 |
-10 |
0 |
I really appreciate the guys who play the triangle in orchestras. Thanks for every ting! |
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2023-11-26 23:06
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238 |
196 |
333 |
-7 |
0 |
slayer sunday with Dying Light 2 | !dl2 #ad |
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2024-01-19 19:48
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136 |
77 |
100 |
-31 |
0 |
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician! |
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2024-03-19 19:37
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297 |
82 |
101 |
-24 |
0 |
I don’t mean to brag… but cashiers are always checkin’ me out. |
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2024-04-06 17:36
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518 |
78 |
160 |
-50 |
0 |
LIVE FROM GAMERS FOR GIVING | !gfg |
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2024-04-07 18:19
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405 |
70 |
89 |
-28 |
0 |
LIVE FROM GAMERS FOR GIVING | !gfg |
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2024-05-06 18:25
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369 |
84 |
178 |
-35 |
0 |
hello there |
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