steveclaus - Streams List and Statistics

Stream	Duration	Avg Viewers	Max Viewers	Followers	Views	Title
2016-11-26 10:48	666	872	4057	0	0	Santa hoping to stream alot tonight we see
2016-12-03 11:16	158	25	26	116	10296	Please donate if ya can major bill came in and I need help
2016-12-07 14:28	606	28	33	8	355	Please donate if ya can have 40 cases to open for giveaways
2016-12-09 07:05	359	25	26	-11	553	Please donate if ya can have 40 cases to open for giveaways
2016-12-17 06:06	88	43	60	0	0
2016-12-19 04:24	1040	27	34	15	1004	now a PROUD member of https://www.teammakeakilling.com/ check them out
2016-12-23 19:08	516	28	36	0	0
2016-12-24 09:31	643	25	28	3	1094	Dec 22-28 all bits donated to any streamer helps Doctor's without Borders type cheer{amount} #charity
2016-12-25 15:27	217	25	25	-6	658	Merry Christmas hope I was good to you. dont forgot #charity on your bit donations for charity
2016-12-26 22:28	96	28	31	4	741	trying to recover from Christmas. dont forgot #charity on your bit donations for charity
2016-12-29 09:48	406	27	30	-5	783	skinning for my leatherworker
2016-12-31 15:49	85	28	32	-6	483	leveling a pally on Feathermoon
2017-01-01 13:53	131	27	31	-2	495	Hoping y'all have a Safe and Happy New Years may it be alot better then 2016
2017-01-02 14:47	167	25	26	-12	594	not feeling great so playing a lowbie
2017-01-03 09:54	500	29	37	9	769	just a terrible silver 3
2017-01-04 15:41	273	27	31	26	989	SLEEPY but Cant sleep
2017-01-06 12:46	298	27	27	-1	644	INTERNET KICKING MY butt todAY
2017-01-07 11:22	182	25	26	7	314	playing till Cable Co gets here to fix my internet if they make it thru the snow
2017-01-08 13:39	365	30	35	17	630	checking to see if internet fixed
2017-01-11 14:50	174	26	29	3	817	so bad at this
2017-01-12 09:18	426	25	27	0	354	so bad at this
2017-01-14 08:09	305	26	29	0	0
2017-01-14 16:20	184	29	36	-5	999	slow internet speed again waiting for the cable co again they coming sunday morn
2017-01-17 11:06	358	26	29	-10	699	Utomik games playing older games indie and others
2017-01-21 08:16	188	28	43	0	0
2017-01-21 15:56	328	31	38	10	1438	might be getting partnered by Utomik
2017-01-22 11:19	275	25	25	0	255	Happy Sunday to allllllllllllllllll
2017-01-26 14:00	184	25	25	0	0
2017-01-27 12:46	118	29	29	8	316	https://utomik.com/gdace/ and giving away free code for free month every $10 in donations
2017-01-28 02:42	1002	48	121	26	1133	https://utomik.com/gdace/ and giving away free code for free month every $10 in donations
2017-01-29 09:11	1153	27	36	8	980	https://utomik.com/gdace/ and giving away free code for free month every $10 in donations
2017-01-30 08:46	568	26	35	18	635	Cant sleep again!!! check out https://utomik.com/gdace/ and giving away free code for free month every $10 in donations
2017-01-31 10:42	362	27	35	35	720	64 cases to open for giveaways if I check out https://utomik.com/gdace/ and giving away free code for free month every $10 in donations
2017-02-01 09:20	704	31	62	41	762	mr_spooge was drawn as the winner! send me a whisper or text with steam info
2017-02-02 13:07	367	26	30	0	0
2017-02-02 20:27	97	24	24	13	579	well that was fun
2017-02-04 14:41	203	27	27	15	637	Utomik.com over 440 games ask me how to get a free month code
2017-02-06 22:04	120	27	29	0	0	Utomik.com over 440 games ask me how to get a free month code
2017-02-10 08:43	811	26	27	25	1805	banned till 2pm my time on main so playing badly on this 1
2017-02-11 10:03	71	24	24	-96	165	alittle csgo if my finger holds out I hurt it somehow
2017-02-12 11:28	956	66	99	62	1126	dont think I ever gonna get better at this game
2017-02-13 14:19	405	25	26	21	557	hope everyone has a Happy Valentines Day will I ever get good at this
2017-02-14 11:36	778	28	39	26	828	hope everyone has a Happy Valentines Day will I ever get good at this
2017-02-15 10:27	477	33	74	12	412	utomik.com for over 445 games at 5.99 a month ask me for a free 30 days to try them out
2017-02-16 15:28	286	26	30	9	413	utomik.com for over 445 games at 5.99 a month ask me for a free 30 days to try them out
2017-02-18 09:34	640	27	30	20	930	my new sponsor http://www.jerky.pro use Gdace as coupon code for discount
2017-02-18 23:43	131	24	24	0	0
2017-02-19 14:10	164	34	38	0	0
2017-02-19 18:38	77	37	37	13	579	my new sponsor http://www.jerky.pro use Gdace as coupon code for discount
2017-02-20 21:18	126	25	25	7	586	my new sponsor http://www.jerky.pro use Gdace as coupon code for discount
2017-02-22 18:04	350	26	29	-52	925	need suggestions for a new gamew to play or stream please
2017-02-23 10:40	224	26	28	5	166	wow go to utomik.com sign up with my code for a free 30 days and they just added Star Wars games
2017-02-25 17:18	506	29	33	2	221	wow go to utomik.com sign up with my code for a free 30 days and they just added Star Wars games
2017-03-05 18:26	98	28	34	37	2263	is witcher 2 worth me trying? cant wake up gathering stuff to disenchant
2017-03-05 22:42	132	29	29	17	250	is witcher 2 worth me trying? cant wake up gathering stuff to disenchant
2017-03-07 13:53	211	26	26	4	665	TIME TO TRY AND GET BETTER AT CSGO
2017-03-08 13:36	418	25	25	3	584	will I evre get good at this....doubtful
2017-03-08 22:30	104	27	29	0	0
2017-03-09 15:06	328	26	26	7	415	trying to get better will it work??? prob not
2017-03-11 22:20	304	26	26	-21	1021	never gonna learn to play this good it seems
2017-03-12 22:34	190	29	33	8	465	never gonna learn to play this good it seems
2017-03-14 18:44	240	26	26	2	424	had doc appt got 2 shots prob gonna be a sore long day
2017-03-15 20:18	286	24	24	24	443	how bad will i be today??
2017-03-19 14:13	81	24	24	9	1143	$60 in donations away from ordering a new Mic and all in one recording system
2017-03-20 22:07	237	59	83	73	1051	$40 in donations away from ordering a new Mic and all in one recording system
2017-03-21 17:17	137	25	25	29	642	b lue yeti has been ordered, it gona be a gooooooood day
2017-03-25 12:05	299	27	33	100	1958	110 trying to gear up, all donation and sub monies going to buy a 2nd gaming computer I was told I needed
2017-03-26 12:38	416	32	37	518	662	will I ever get better at csgo?? doubtful, all donation and sub monies going to buy a 2nd gaming computer I was told I needed
2017-03-27 11:30	734	28	31	-4	1161	not enough sleep I am tired,
2017-03-28 13:11	193	25	25	4	265	my newest sponsor Check out http://GandhiGrips.co.uk & use "SANTA" at check out for 15% off!
2017-03-28 23:36	178	32	33	0	0
2017-03-29 16:10	334	32	32	85	1074	my newest sponsor Check out http://GandhiGrips.co.uk & use "SANTA" at check out for 15% off!
2017-03-29 23:23	171	32	35	0	0
2017-03-30 14:56	168	25	25	0	0
2017-03-30 20:57	307	30	35	61	826	my newest sponsor Check out http://GandhiGrips.co.uk & use "SANTA" at check out for 15% off!
2017-03-31 13:37	117	24	24	10	393	my newest sponsor Check out http://GandhiGrips.co.uk & use "SANTA" at check out for 15% off!
2017-04-01 13:31	143	24	24	37	983	quitting..................April Fools
2017-04-01 17:35	549	28	31	0	0
2017-04-02 12:37	347	28	32	7	544	gonna try hard to have a fun day
2017-04-02 22:33	181	24	24	0	0
2017-04-03 14:01	443	28	36	-478	710	gonna try hard to have a fun day
2017-04-04 12:08	106	28	30	-18	381	gonna try hard to have a fun day
2017-04-04 19:24	310	31	35	-5	143	gonna try hard to have a fun day
2017-04-05 23:16	118	26	27	0	0
2017-04-06 21:35	129	26	28	57	813	gonna try hard to have a fun day
2017-04-08 13:01	283	24	24	0	705	i am so bad at this
2017-04-09 20:30	354	43	63	0	0
2017-04-10 19:36	218	37	45	59	1582	your donations will be going to buy new games to play like Ghost Recon
2017-04-12 19:57	227	31	43	60	961	dont think I ever gonna get better, your donations will be going to buy new games to play like Ghost Recon
2017-04-13 12:56	708	44	67	57	902	poorly playing csgo, your donations will be going to buy new games to play like Ghost Recon
2017-04-14 12:32	242	30	32	58	883	back and playing bad
2017-04-14 21:24	360	28	34	30	842	way to early for this
2017-04-15 15:29	825	32	44	86	1117	way to early for this
2017-04-16 14:48	646	34	41	0	0
2017-04-17 13:03	291	28	33	0	0
2017-04-17 18:34	210	25	27	22	826	love random windows updates that shut the computer down
2017-04-18 13:04	730	28	35	28	754	The Man, The Myth, The terrible CSGO player...why it's SANTA
2017-04-19 14:15	349	28	33	24	436	The Man, The Myth, The terrible CSGO player...why it's SANTA
2017-04-20 13:01	123	25	25	9	373	major company covering esports will be calling me at 11am eastern
2017-04-21 19:16	218	69	244	15	1037	never getting out of s3 i guess
2017-04-22 14:37	137	27	30	5	437	HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!!!!!
2017-04-23 10:54	320	30	37	30	825	15 MORE SUBS NEEDED FOR A KNIFE GIVEAWAY
2017-04-23 22:56	268	36	45	34	802	14 MORE SUBS NEEDED FOR A KNIFE GIVEAWAY
2017-04-25 13:03	71	27	27	0	0
2017-04-25 18:57	107	26	26	20	906	4 ways to sub to streams coming soon now check them out, we getting close to the knife giveaway!!! !knife to see prize
2017-04-27 11:46	168	31	38	22	782	May 10 knife will be given away to a sub !knife to see it
2017-04-28 12:48	106	30	37	-1	389	May 10 knife will be given away to a sub !knife to see it
2017-04-29 13:48	66	28	28	0	573	May 10 knife will be given away to a sub !knife to see it
2017-04-30 22:50	144	23	23	0	0
2017-05-01 10:35	339	26	26	0	0
2017-05-01 19:44	180	26	28	9	1352	May 10 knife will be given away to a sub !knife to see it
2017-05-02 11:48	366	29	32	19	482	May 10 knife will be given away to a sub !knife to see it
2017-05-04 19:46	108	25	25	3	514	May 10 knife will be given away to a sub !knife to see it
2017-05-05 20:25	269	26	27	-2	185	May 10 knife will be given away to a sub !knife to see it
2017-05-06 16:32	312	37	69	58	875	May 10 knife will be given away to a sub !knife to see it
2017-05-08 12:08	486	32	65	16	1301	Happy Monday....nah we need another weekend
2017-05-10 10:28	246	26	26	12	638	congrats michikitty on knife it's already in the trade to you
2017-05-13 11:21	213	220	220	45	1016	had a polyp cut out of nose hurts like heck so might be a weird stream
2017-05-14 11:51	413	42	49	3	1285	why is Peter Pan always flying??? cause he Neverlands
2017-05-15 09:47	387	75	127	17	854	why is Peter Pan always flying??? cause he Neverlands
2017-05-22 16:17	237	24	24	-14	1315	geez can these years go any faster it almost June already
2017-06-10 18:05	189	25	25	-45	4595	HYDRA ON 2ND ACCOUNT PLEASE HELP ME DO THE MISSIONS
2017-06-12 12:51	463	25	26	18	831	HYDRA ON 2ND ACCOUNT PLEASE HELP ME DO THE MISSIONS
2017-06-25 12:22	122	39	60	0	57	I am never gonna finish these hydra missions, still drugged up from minor surgery
2017-06-27 12:12	102	27	28	0	0	I am never gonna finish these hydra missions, still drugged up from minor surgery
2017-06-30 11:55	119	61	122	15	28	have a safe and Happy 4th of July weekend USA and a great weekend rest of world
2017-07-01 11:25	429	27	32	30	53	dont think I ever get better
2017-07-01 20:02	82	25	25	0	0	dont think I ever get better
2017-07-03 11:55	279	38	44	106	225	back on eu Azjol-Nerub server
2017-07-03 21:23	191	25	25	0	0	eu server Azjol-Nerub working in my new Gunar glasses
2017-07-05 15:21	293	98	98	0	0	wow passed 40000 followers thanks all
2017-07-06 10:09	455	90	106	653	326	wow passed 40000 followers thanks all
2017-07-09 09:33	311	25	27	873	279	cant sleep cant wake up this sucks
2017-07-10 11:03	81	26	26	0	0	cant sleep cant wake up this sucks
2017-07-11 20:41	33	176	176	0	0	grrr not sure which is worse a crappy landlord or plumbers to fix crap
2017-07-12 18:53	201	26	27	3	39	wow landlord screwing me hard with no KY
2017-07-15 22:53	131	25	25	0	0	viewer days !smurf to add me
2017-07-17 20:37	207	31	40	36	128	where did the weekend go?????
2017-07-20 10:38	246	28	28	0	0	wow just found out SteamLabs has made me an All Star with them I moving up
2017-07-20 22:11	33	26	26	0	0	wow just found out SteamLabs has made me an All Star with them I moving up
2017-07-24 13:42	302	13	26	66	188	and the winner is......GAMBIT!!!!!
2017-07-25 00:26	118	7	9	-1	10	and the winner is......GAMBIT!!!!!
2017-07-25 09:33	651	19	34	120	457	WOW TUESDAY ALREADY
2017-07-26 05:13	101	7	8	0	6	working to 100 on this hunter
2017-07-27 00:16	148	8	10	12	59	sigh 1 monitor not working and dont know why
2017-07-27 07:10	294	12	19	33	126	sigh 1 monitor not working and dont know why
2017-07-27 15:37	57	11	13	1	24	sigh 1 monitor not working and dont know why
2017-07-28 10:58	46	9	10	-1	29	god wish I could sleep
2017-07-28 18:44	90	8	10	-1	9	god wish I could sleep
2017-07-28 23:27	137	11	13	3	82	hiho hi ho and how bad at this can I go
2017-07-29 13:09	115	13	18	-1	81	hiho hi ho and how bad at this can I go
2017-07-30 11:50	934	15	33	355	719	hiho hi ho and how bad at this can I go
2017-07-31 11:02	132	13	16	-1	119	hiho hi ho and how bad at this can I go
2017-07-31 14:07	297	15	21	78	200	hiho hi ho and how bad at this can I go
2017-07-31 23:22	72	7	10	0	34	hiho hi ho and how bad at this can I go....yes the pipe in the kitchen is fixed
2017-08-01 12:04	590	15	22	118	378	hiho hi ho and how bad at this can I go....yes the pipe in the kitchen is fixed
2017-08-02 00:37	67	6	6	0	0	hiho hi ho and how bad at this can I go....yes the pipe in the kitchen is fixed
2017-08-02 12:25	39	8	10	-1	0	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-02 18:18	116	7	9	0	63	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-03 05:35	50	5	5	0	0	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-03 11:21	643	13	37	217	486	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-04 03:17	97	6	8	0	15	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-04 09:44	70	6	10	0	18	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-04 19:18	286	12	24	34	207	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-05 01:13	41	10	14	-1	23	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-05 12:02	332	15	23	159	254	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-05 20:55	149	13	18	20	90	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-06 11:37	107	12	13	19	55	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-06 16:41	243	16	21	15	190	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-07 00:06	78	9	12	1	49	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-07 10:01	513	13	27	190	435	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-07 19:21	23	9	10	0	22	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-07 21:00	74	8	11	6	33	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-08 07:53	661	13	23	269	464	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-08 20:21	83	16	22	16	42	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-09 07:20	64	7	8	0	0	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-09 11:40	604	14	26	57	367	I have no desire to play the game better then anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-10 04:51	1123	12	21	253	594	I have no desire to play the game better than anyone. I only want to be a better person then I was yesterday
2017-08-11 12:04	530	12	21	77	301	The will to win, the desire, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
2017-08-12 03:31	213	7	11	5	63	The will to win, the desire, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
2017-08-12 10:18	236	12	15	17	143	“True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.”
2017-08-12 16:23	101	8	11	1	29	somehow lost ElfBernard bot and cant figure out how to bring him back
2017-08-12 19:12	102	10	14	-1	43	somehow lost ElfBernard bot and cant figure out how to bring him back
2017-08-12 22:21	93	9	10	5	38	somehow lost ElfBernard bot and cant figure out how to bring him back
2017-08-13 10:57	337	12	18	48	191	somehow lost ElfBernard bot and cant figure out how to bring him back
2017-08-14 11:24	370	9	13	33	213	leveling to play with my future son in law
2017-08-14 20:06	208	14	20	20	109	US Prodmoor server to play with futher son in law?
2017-08-15 07:01	93	9	13	3	9	US Prodmoor server to play with futher son in law?
2017-08-15 12:27	37	6	6	0	0	US Proudmoor server to play with futher son in law?
2017-08-15 13:49	275	13	20	8	123	US Proudmoor server to play with futher son in law?
2017-08-15 21:20	194	9	11	10	71	will I get any better?? doubtful
2017-08-16 08:32	492	13	27	97	291	csgo crashed so switched games
2017-08-16 18:55	59	5	5	0	0	csgo crashed so switched games
2017-08-16 21:42	92	8	14	1	43	Always end the day with a positive thought. cause tommorrow filled with possibilities
2017-08-17 14:40	524	66	250	632	3746	Always end the day with a positive thought. cause tommorrow filled with possibilities
2017-08-18 00:37	187	62	103	159	3015	Always end the day with a positive thought. cause tommorrow filled with possibilities
2017-08-18 07:09	45	39	40	13	243	Always end the day with a positive thought. cause tommorrow filled with possibilities
2017-08-18 09:49	385	44	74	165	2933	Always end the day with a positive thought. cause tommorrow filled with possibilities
2017-08-18 21:07	327	16	26	33	394	Always end the day with a positive thought. cause tommorrow filled with possibilities
2017-08-19 08:11	293	12	18	25	171	Always end the day with a positive thought. cause tommorrow filled with possibilities
2017-08-19 17:05	359	16	24	20	252	Always end the day with a positive thought. cause tommorrow filled with possibilities
2017-08-20 01:01	73	7	9	0	32	in snapdragon part of life. Part of me snapped rest is dragging
2017-08-20 07:22	122	9	14	3	39	in snapdragon part of life. Part of me snapped rest is dragging
2017-08-20 12:19	435	20	31	123	459	in snapdragon part of life. Part of me snapped rest is dragging
2017-08-20 20:15	89	12	16	2	81	sad day.......Jerry Lewis died today at 91,,,, comedain genius in his time RIP Mr Lewis
2017-08-21 05:49	55	6	7	0	13	sad day.......Jerry Lewis died today at 91,,,, comedain genius in his time RIP Mr Lewis
2017-08-21 09:34	1020	33	144	244	1526	sad day.......Jerry Lewis died YESTERDAY at 91,,,, comedain genius in his time RIP Mr Lewis
2017-08-22 08:41	23	7	9	0	18	sad day.......Jerry Lewis died YESTERDAY at 91,,,, comedain genius in his time RIP Mr Lewis
2017-08-22 09:40	34	7	11	0	18	grr cant get going this morning
2017-08-22 12:43	281	14	27	29	285	grr cant get going this morning
2017-08-22 22:33	182	15	22	22	142	wow starting my 3rd year of twitch partnership thanks to all you for support
2017-08-23 09:43	501	21	31	182	571	wow starting my 3rd year of twitch partnership thanks to all you for support
2017-08-23 19:37	207	17	22	35	169	starting 4th year of twitch partnershop thanks all
2017-08-24 05:10	94	6	7	-1	37	a little EU World of Warcraft trying for that 110
2017-08-24 10:11	203	9	11	5	108	a little World of Warcraft trying for that 110 on us Proudmoor
2017-08-24 15:29	345	21	33	19	399	so sad I still bad at this
2017-08-25 09:52	62	5	6	0	24	trying for level 100
2017-08-25 12:25	309	10	20	-14	187	goofing off trying to get motivated
2017-08-25 22:07	207	13	19	5	187	goofing off trying to get motivated
2017-08-26 07:10	554	18	30	147	526	and again I cant sleep
2017-08-26 18:02	132	15	22	8	139	hate it when computer decides to update
2017-08-27 07:36	48	7	10	0	18	hate it when computer decides to update
2017-08-27 12:16	958	30	76	299	1230	can i ever wake up this morning
2017-08-28 12:38	336	19	26	72	290	grrr hate trying to catch up tailoring and enchanting
2017-08-28 19:24	160	12	18	0	71	help me find the hackers in csgo Overwatch
2017-08-29 13:58	236	12	18	6	161	some csgo while wow patches
2017-08-29 23:14	120	8	10	-2	52	priest...enchanting....tailoring leveling
2017-08-30 12:34	270	13	20	13	166	priest...enchanting....tailoring leveling
2017-08-30 18:35	79	9	10	1	65	DAMN FROM GN1 TO SILVER ELITE IN 2 GAMES WTF
2017-08-31 07:10	14	5	5	0	0	DAMN FROM GN1 TO SILVER ELITE IN 2 GAMES WTF
2017-08-31 11:24	120	12	16	6	0	help dont know what I am doing
2017-08-31 16:34	270	10	16	4	41	help dont know what I am doing
2017-09-01 18:07	137	8	10	2	54	fell off porch hurt ribs not sure how long I stream today
2017-09-02 11:10	274	16	22	54	249	drugged up after hospital might be strange stream
2017-09-02 18:52	312	11	17	1	224	drugged up after hospital might be strange stream
2017-09-03 08:52	382	13	20	23	278	drugged up after hospital might be strange stream
2017-09-03 15:46	448	24	42	158	469	drugged up after hospital might be strange stream
2017-09-03 23:49	85	14	17	3	46	drugged up after hospital might be strange stream
2017-09-04 10:56	528	16	34	92	394	drugged up after hospital might be strange stream
2017-09-04 21:31	313	12	21	5	177	no clue how to play this
2017-09-05 10:58	836	18	28	51	638	wow am I getting any better at PUBG??
2017-09-06 10:49	815	16	28	-4	437	wow am I getting any better at PUBG??
2017-09-07 09:20	824	19	30	17	466	Happy Thursday!! any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-08 00:25	60	6	6	-1	11	Happy Thursday!! any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-08 13:01	223	11	16	3	106	Happy Thursday!! any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-08 20:21	233	11	16	5	158	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-09 05:52	72	5	5	0	0	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-09 10:32	132	11	15	-1	74	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-09 13:36	118	8	9	0	35	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-09 17:42	142	12	18	0	50	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-10 01:59	55	7	11	0	11	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-10 12:25	199	15	18	29	119	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-10 18:08	96	7	9	0	41	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-10 23:03	61	7	8	0	14	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-11 10:49	235	12	16	19	112	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-11 17:32	172	8	18	-5	83	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-11 22:49	65	9	11	-1	14	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-12 09:57	447	19	33	5	276	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-12 21:33	101	10	16	1	40	any 1st time subs is only 1/2 price till Oct 2! support your fav streamer
2017-09-13 10:39	555	12	21	15	329	getting sick prob not gonna stream long
2017-09-14 11:14	40	9	9	0	0	still sick and hurting but back again for more
2017-09-15 12:38	186	8	13	0	67	still sick and hurting but back again for more
2017-09-15 17:20	244	12	20	17	165	still not great feeling but trying
2017-09-16 00:06	128	13	18	-1	61	still not great feeling but trying
2017-09-16 11:30	444	16	29	37	312	I am nevwe gonna be good at this
2017-09-16 19:28	96	10	13	1	53	today's word is Habanero........such as My friend Juan couldn't go bow Hunting with us. He didn't Habanero
2017-09-16 23:23	121	10	23	1	57	today's word is Habanero........such as My friend Juan couldn't go bow Hunting with us. He didn't Habanero
2017-09-17 11:03	841	14	26	22	507	today's word is Habanero........such as My friend Juan couldn't go bow Hunting with us. He didn't Habanero
2017-09-18 12:21	563	12	18	0	304	trying to wake up it hard this morning
2017-09-19 12:58	216	9	12	-3	106	last 8 days of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-19 18:56	128	8	12	-4	68	last 8 days of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-21 11:28	136	9	13	-1	72	last 6 days of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-21 22:59	35	5	5	0	0	last 6 days of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-23 01:51	73	7	8	0	6	drugged up fighitnt an infection, last 5 days of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-23 12:52	202	9	14	-1	136	drugged up fighting an infection, last 4 days of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-23 21:53	101	9	15	1	46	drugged up fighting an infection, last 4 days of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-24 09:15	429	13	24	5	324	drugged up fighting an infection, last 3 days of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-25 12:57	277	13	19	-2	183	drugged up fighting an infection, last 2 days of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-25 22:14	30	5	5	0	14	drugged up fighting an infection, last 2 days of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-26 11:19	95	12	14	-1	36	drugged up fighting an infection, last day of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-26 16:09	125	8	11	-2	48	drugged up fighting an infection, last day of age 59 damn I am old
2017-09-27 10:24	40	8	9	-1	0	It's my BIRTHDAY!!!! 60 here I am ready to kick your butt
2017-09-28 10:03	91	5	5	0	32	It's my BIRTHDAY!!!! 60 here I am ready to kick your butt
2017-09-28 15:56	138	11	15	-2	77	It's my BIRTHDAY!!!! 60 here I am ready to kick your butt
2017-09-28 19:36	58	8	9	1	0	It's my BIRTHDAY!!!! 60 here I am ready to kick your butt
2017-09-29 12:35	229	14	24	8	94	Happy friday AND YES i SUCK AT CSGO
2017-09-29 19:49	25	5	5	0	0	Happy friday AND YES i SUCK AT CSGO
2017-09-30 08:11	73	6	7	-1	30	it's the weekend finally
2017-10-01 11:21	273	10	21	-4	180	it's the weekend finally
2017-10-01 18:17	67	9	13	0	19	dang it Oct 1 already where has this year gone?
2017-10-02 10:07	467	11	18	9	235	prayers for the families of those shot in Las Vegas
2017-10-03 11:54	180	9	15	-2	86	prayers for the families of those shot in Las Vegas RIP Tom Petty
2017-10-04 11:16	108	6	6	1	30	prayers for the families of those shot in Las Vegas RIP Tom Petty
2017-10-07 10:57	177	8	12	-5	86	prayers for the families of those shot in Las Vegas RIP Tom Petty
2017-10-07 16:55	29	5	6	0	9	RIP Ralphie May you made us laugh
2017-10-08 11:44	90	10	16	0	47	RIP Ralphie May you made us laugh
2017-10-09 07:26	188	7	10	-1	48	RIP Ralphie May you made us laugh
2017-10-09 20:05	129	9	12	-4	47	RIP Ralphie May you made us laugh
2017-10-10 01:22	202	8	13	-2	62	RIP Ralphie May you made us laugh
2017-10-10 07:41	403	11	17	1	177	RIP Ralphie May you made us laugh
2017-10-10 16:40	184	7	13	-4	81	Today is the oldest you have ever been and youngest you'll ever be again
2017-10-11 02:11	153	8	12	0	53	feeling weird so playing a lowbir
2017-10-11 07:57	277	8	11	2	74	feeling weird so playing a lowbir
2017-10-11 13:33	61	6	7	0	14	not feeling great this gonna be bad
2017-10-11 19:11	143	8	13	2	82	not feeling great this gonna be bad
2017-10-12 05:09	135	6	7	0	15	not feeling great this gonna be bad
2017-10-12 11:22	52	5	5	-2	4	not feeling great this gonna be bad
2017-10-13 08:48	436	11	23	4	160	new sponsor !chair to see them
2017-10-14 02:40	94	7	9	-1	36	new sponsor !chair to see them
2017-10-14 09:03	251	8	13	1	140	new sponsor !chair to see them
2017-10-14 15:16	128	9	12	0	77	new sponsor !chair to see them
2017-10-15 06:48	46	6	6	0	0	new sponsor !chair to see them
2017-10-15 18:47	97	8	11	0	48	new sponsor !chair to see them
2017-10-16 03:55	129	7	9	1	22	new sponsor !chair to see them
2017-10-16 08:11	183	7	11	-2	73	new sponsor !chair to see them
2017-10-16 12:56	278	12	18	16	149	new sponsor !chair to see them
2017-10-17 08:49	285	10	17	1	108	playing some games from Utomik.com
2017-10-17 17:17	57	7	7	0	0	playing some games from Utomik.com
2017-10-17 21:21	113	7	9	1	64	can i get to level 100
2017-10-18 05:25	29	5	5	0	0	can i get to level 100
2017-10-18 08:45	19	7	7	0	0	can i get to level 100
2017-10-18 13:36	118	9	11	3	37	Santa wonders where all his people went
2017-10-18 16:29	125	7	9	-2	30	Santa wonders where all his people went
2017-10-18 20:55	89	10	12	0	61	Santa wonders where all his people went
2017-10-19 05:43	131	11	18	-1	41	Santa wonders where all his people went
2017-10-19 15:24	60	10	11	-1	27	Santa wonders where all his people went
2017-10-20 04:49	225	11	17	-2	97	Santa wonders where all his people went
2017-10-20 11:32	312	15	21	9	183	Happy Friday!!!!! Looking for skil;ls in these games will I ever find it
2017-10-20 20:01	163	8	12	0	125	grrrrrr an disenchanter on this server
2017-10-21 09:31	333	13	21	8	203	Happy Saturday remember help out your favorite streamers
2017-10-21 18:01	193	11	15	0	153	Happy Saturday remember help out your favorite streamers
2017-10-22 14:49	345	12	16	-2	222	Happy Sunday remember help out your favorite streamers
2017-10-24 08:24	560	13	23	20	288	another Monday in Paardise
2017-10-25 00:49	15	4	4	0	0	we need some reggae music
2017-10-25 07:57	297	10	14	0	113	we need some reggae music
2017-10-26 06:34	630	13	23	-6	339	we need some reggae music
2017-10-26 19:59	185	8	10	-3	81	aint I beautiful????
2017-10-27 04:11	103	6	9	-1	24	aint I beautiful????
2017-10-27 10:18	256	7	11	-6	112	aint I beautiful????
2017-10-27 22:15	129	9	10	-1	69	goofing off to see if I can do this while sick
2017-10-28 04:03	701	11	20	-3	332	bored and wanted to play a mage
2017-10-28 19:43	51	5	5	0	0	trying to gear up
2017-10-29 07:40	274	14	25	3	142	cant sleep cant wake up I am so screwed
2017-10-29 21:11	313	11	23	2	192	leveling to play with nonstopdisco since no money for a transfer
2017-10-30 09:07	767	25	41	-3	576	leveling to play with nonstopdisco since no money for a transfer
2017-10-31 04:18	96	5	5	0	17	leveling to play with nonstopdisco since no money for a transfer
2017-10-31 08:14	60	6	7	0	21	leveling to play with nonstopdisco since no money for a transfer
2017-10-31 10:56	788	15	33	4	429	ear infection I think so going no headphones please try to understand
2017-11-01 18:55	119	9	13	-2	42	ear infection I think so going no headphones please try to understand
2017-11-02 02:39	115	7	7	1	13	ear infection I think so going no headphones please try to understand
2017-11-02 08:17	537	22	35	-2	289	Nov already time is flying lets have a great 1
2017-11-03 01:43	191	8	13	0	62	Nov already time is flying lets have a great 1
2017-11-03 07:06	198	16	21	5	67	Nov already time is flying lets have a great 1
2017-11-03 12:20	304	15	26	4	178	Nov already time is flying lets have a great 1
2017-11-04 00:35	149	8	17	2	39	Nov already time is flying lets have a great 1
2017-11-04 07:15	49	5	6	0	3	Nov already time is flying lets have a great 1
2017-11-04 10:40	414	16	22	15	314	Nov already time is flying lets have a great 1
2017-11-05 01:51	93	7	9	0	28	Nov already time is flying lets have a great 1
2017-11-05 09:23	731	21	32	13	730	the final levels till 110
2017-11-06 02:11	13	5	5	0	0	how many smurfs will we find today?
2017-11-06 08:58	146	8	12	0	54	phone rings at 3am waking me up now cant sleep, playing alt to see if I awake enough for this
2017-11-06 15:05	259	15	21	-4	222	phone rings at 3am waking me up now cant sleep, playing alt to see if I awake enough for this
2017-11-07 04:34	30	5	5	0	0	phone rings at 3am waking me up now cant sleep, playing alt to see if I awake enough for this
2017-11-07 12:13	341	11	17	-1	220	GOOFING OFF till reset
2017-11-07 21:33	121	9	10	0	26	GOOFING OFF till reset
2017-11-08 05:12	62	8	11	-1	23	can not sleep so goofing off
2017-11-09 04:23	21	5	5	0	0	feeling bad but gonna try
2017-11-09 05:30	14	4	4	0	0	feeling bad but gonna try
2017-11-09 23:07	117	9	14	-1	58	feeling bad but gonna try
2017-11-10 08:46	858	16	28	-1	517	feeling bad but gonna try
2017-11-11 06:56	158	10	14	2	38	feeling bad but gonna try
2017-11-11 12:05	159	13	16	1	78	lets have a great Saturday!!
2017-11-11 17:10	174	11	13	-2	105	lets have a great Saturday!!
2017-11-12 03:47	47	5	5	0	0	hurting like hell but can't rest because of it so leveling this mage
2017-11-12 11:01	433	26	73	35	1114	faction hunting
2017-11-12 21:04	160	13	16	-3	76	faction hunting
2017-11-13 09:05	259	10	14	2	84	trying to gear up my Horde
2017-11-13 15:25	269	12	21	-1	172	trying to gear up my Horde
2017-11-14 05:28	56	9	11	0	0	trying to gear up my Horde
2017-11-14 07:11	633	16	76	20	1047	trying to gear up my Horde. 40 seconds delay when playing csgo
2017-11-15 12:47	427	14	21	-4	259	trying to wake up
2017-11-15 22:40	144	7	10	-3	50	playing on EU with my brother ProfitzTV
2017-11-16 08:17	337	9	15	-1	138	playing on EU with my brother ProfitzTV
2017-11-16 16:50	234	10	18	4	148	how many smurfs we see today?
2017-11-17 11:08	276	16	24	-5	206	can I get to 60?
2017-11-17 18:18	346	11	15	-4	193	can I get to 60?
2017-11-18 07:36	38	6	6	-1	9	can I get to 60?
2017-11-18 11:33	101	11	16	-2	74	can I get to 60?
2017-11-18 17:56	268	13	21	2	160	hiho hiho trying for 110 i go
2017-11-19 08:07	137	10	15	-1	42	can i keep GN1??
2017-11-19 13:21	353	20	27	7	336	can i keep GN1??
2017-11-19 22:43	101	9	11	1	15	can i keep GN1??
2017-11-20 04:57	57	7	7	0	8	can i keep GN1??
2017-11-20 09:46	348	12	20	-3	148	can i keep GN1??
2017-11-20 17:44	200	10	13	-6	117	mistweaver I gonna be a bad healer
2017-11-21 00:30	54	9	9	0	0	new server with no heirlooms
2017-11-21 07:51	113	9	14	-2	42	leveling a healing monk
2017-11-21 11:57	437	14	20	3	246	leveling a healing monk
2017-11-22 01:16	58	5	5	0	0	WHAT TO DO
2017-11-22 07:42	32	7	8	0	13	WHAT TO DO
2017-11-22 12:13	171	12	16	0	89	poll question XBOX or PS4 and why please
2017-11-22 18:06	368	11	16	2	210	poll question XBOX or PS4 and why please
2017-11-23 04:35	209	7	11	0	72	poll question XBOX or PS4 and why please
2017-11-23 13:04	200	16	21	3	153	Happy Thanksgiving dont eat to much!! poll question XBOX or PS4 and why please
2017-11-23 19:18	186	13	21	-1	115	Happy Thanksgiving dont eat to much!!
2017-11-24 09:07	117	6	7	-1	30	Happy Thanksgiving dont eat to much!!
2017-11-24 17:30	94	9	11	0	37	be careful on Black Friday dont get stampeded
2017-11-24 23:24	230	11	17	6	105	be careful on Black Friday dont get stampeded
2017-11-25 08:03	141	10	13	-2	57	be careful on Black Friday dont get stampeded
2017-11-25 10:59	345	24	35	-4	485	Happy Weekend is this game any good?
2017-11-25 18:27	137	15	16	-2	69	Happy Weekend is this game any good?
2017-11-25 22:02	72	12	16	0	37	Happy Weekend is this game any good?
2017-11-26 09:41	273	13	18	-3	182	Happy Weekend is this game any good?
2017-11-26 16:22	152	12	19	-6	94	Happy Weekend is this game any good?
2017-11-26 21:25	119	10	13	-1	64	Happy Weekend is this game any good?
2017-11-27 16:34	280	92	718	31	1375	last week of November where did this year go?
2017-11-28 13:21	813	12	22	1	433	last week of November where did this year go?
2017-11-29 06:43	101	8	10	-2	37	last week of November where did this year go?
2017-11-29 11:46	418	12	20	2	243	last week of November where did this year go?
2017-11-29 21:32	182	9	11	0	88	I screwed up in csgo and made GN2
2017-11-30 11:03	521	12	18	2	264	I screwed up in csgo and made GN2
2017-12-01 00:04	110	7	9	-1	53	I screwed up in csgo and made GN2
2017-12-01 16:38	266	9	14	-1	137	OMG it;s December lets make it a good 1
2017-12-02 00:27	218	9	15	3	109	OMG it;s December lets make it a good 1
2017-12-02 07:09	165	9	12	0	80	OMG it;s December lets make it a good 1
2017-12-02 12:21	503	21	28	4	487	OMG it;s December lets make it a good 1
2017-12-03 02:50	34	9	11	1	7	the Santa outfit has returned
2017-12-03 04:23	321	16	88	10	279	eu server trying for a 110
2017-12-03 12:08	396	19	28	13	450	eu server trying for a 110
2017-12-03 20:19	25	8	8	0	14	eu server trying for a 110
2017-12-04 09:25	159	10	15	-4	76	eu server trying for a 110 107 currently
2017-12-04 13:35	179	14	18	-3	132	eu server trying for a 110 107 currently
2017-12-04 17:51	183	13	19	1	146	eu server trying for a 110 107 currently
2017-12-05 09:13	11	4	4	0	0	eu server trying for a 110 107 currently
2017-12-05 11:06	588	17	31	5	488	grrrrr keep getting disconnected for some reason
2017-12-06 08:05	269	10	15	3	115	grrrrr keep getting disconnected for some reason
2017-12-06 15:37	277	11	15	-3	142	grrrrr keep getting disconnected for some reason
2017-12-07 04:36	108	7	9	-1	15	grrrrr keep getting disconnected for some reason
2017-12-07 10:52	292	14	24	0	197	Srormrage EU bored
2017-12-07 16:55	189	9	17	3	103	trying to get better
2017-12-08 12:54	80	10	14	0	44	trying to get better
2017-12-08 16:34	200	11	17	2	104	trying to get better
2017-12-08 21:00	194	11	23	-1	114	trying to get better
2017-12-09 08:41	553	14	22	10	348	trying to get better
2017-12-10 08:30	644	35	73	17	762	NEW SUBS only $3.99 this month hook up whomever is your fav streamer
2017-12-10 21:32	102	10	13	0	48	NEW SUBS only $3.99 this month hook up whomever is your fav streamer
2017-12-11 09:47	567	21	28	-1	346	NEW SUBS only $3.99 this month hook up whomever is your fav streamer
2017-12-12 02:13	161	7	10	0	51	NEW SUBS only $3.99 this month hook up whomever is your fav streamer
2017-12-12 08:27	527	12	19	5	262	NEW SUBS only $3.99 this month hook up whomever is your fav streamer
2017-12-13 05:25	129	7	10	0	29	NEW SUBS only $3.99 this month hook up whomever is your fav streamer
2017-12-13 16:06	258	7	12	-1	117	NEW SUBS only $3.99 this month hook up whomever is your fav streamer
2017-12-14 04:19	115	7	8	-2	19	NEW SUBS only $3.99 this month hook up whomever is your fav streamer
2017-12-14 09:40	224	11	18	-2	96	NEW SUBS only $3.99 this month hook up whomever is your fav streamer
2017-12-14 15:11	403	13	21	-4	264	HELP ME LEARN THIS GAME
2017-12-15 02:31	43	8	8	0	0	99-110 work on EU
2017-12-15 09:07	227	14	23	2	145	trying tro figure out a pally....HELPPPPPPPPPP
2017-12-15 14:10	274	16	26	5	227	so bad at this game
2017-12-15 22:07	7	6	6	0	0	proud new member of World Best Gaming group now have new sponsors thru them check out the panels
2017-12-16 08:05	39	5	5	0	0	proud new member of World Best Gaming group now have new sponsors thru them check out the panels
2017-12-16 10:40	464	11	19	-1	374	proud new member of World Best Gaming group now have new sponsors thru them check out the panels
2017-12-17 07:42	652	23	77	42	866	proud new member of World Best Gaming group now have new sponsors thru them check out the panels
2017-12-17 21:46	38	9	11	0	17	proud new member of World Best Gaming group now have new sponsors thru them check out the panels
2017-12-18 09:22	122	11	16	-1	57	1 WEEK till Christmas lets all get into the holiday spirit and make the world better
2017-12-18 14:28	316	13	22	-4	272	1 WEEK till Christmas lets all get into the holiday spirit and make the world better
2017-12-19 05:59	105	8	9	0	35	1 WEEK till Christmas lets all get into the holiday spirit and make the world better
2017-12-19 10:20	364	335	1269	211	4671	1 WEEK till Christmas lets all get into the holiday spirit and make the world better
2017-12-19 18:04	320	36	68	5	300	1 WEEK till Christmas lets all get into the holiday spirit and make the world better
2017-12-20 05:10	104	12	13	0	49	1 WEEK till Christmas lets all get into the holiday spirit and make the world better
2017-12-20 08:47	157	15	21	-1	85	1 WEEK till Christmas lets all get into the holiday spirit and make the world better
2017-12-20 13:29	195	19	31	0	184	1 WEEK till Christmas lets all get into the holiday spirit and make the world better
2017-12-20 18:05	209	12	15	1	124	yes I am bad at this game
2017-12-21 05:26	178	10	11	2	56	yes I am bad at this game
2017-12-21 11:07	287	31	44	7	347	yes I am bad at this game
2017-12-21 16:40	234	21	30	-2	214	yes I am bad at this game
2017-12-22 04:34	250	7	9	2	102	yes I am bad at this game
2017-12-22 12:24	280	19	28	0	226	trying to learn how to play this
2017-12-22 19:30	274	17	27	3	218	trying to learn how to play this
2017-12-23 07:25	399	18	29	4	321	Santa needs lessons on how to play this HELP!!!!!!!!
2017-12-23 14:00	854	17	30	5	745	Santa needs lessons on how to play this HELP!!!!!!!!
2017-12-24 10:39	515	31	51	5	694	hoping all my friends here havs a safe and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! were you naughty or nice??
2017-12-24 21:26	18	7	7	0	0	hoping all my friends here havs a safe and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! were you naughty or nice??
2017-12-25 08:05	739	160	942	102	2868	hoping all my friends here havs a safe and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! were you naughty or nice??
2017-12-26 02:27	78	6	7	-1	48	hoping all my friends here havs a safe and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! were you naughty or nice??
2017-12-26 10:13	111	17	23	-1	71	hoping all my friends here havs a safe and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! were you naughty or nice??
2017-12-26 16:14	340	16	22	-3	264	hoping all my friends here havs a safe and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! were you naughty or nice??
2017-12-27 12:48	186	16	25	9	136	hoping all my friends here havs a safe and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! were you naughty or nice??
2017-12-28 08:26	108	6	7	0	13	hoping all my friends here havs a safe and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! were you naughty or nice??
2017-12-28 14:12	482	17	26	5	373	cant wake up this day
2017-12-29 11:03	431	14	20	1	356	let' see how today goes as the last weekend of 2017
2017-12-29 23:09	95	11	15	2	72	let' see how today goes as the last weekend of 2017
2017-12-30 05:17	87	5	5	0	18	let' see how today goes as the last weekend of 2017
2017-12-30 15:07	157	13	20	0	129	let' see how today goes as the last weekend of 2017
2017-12-30 18:46	208	15	22	-2	176	I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BE A MAGE
2017-12-31 04:10	44	5	5	-1	12	I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BE A MAGE
2017-12-31 12:33	311	12	20	6	344	I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BE A MAGE
2017-12-31 21:00	54	8	9	0	24	I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BE A MAGE
2017-12-31 22:32	62	6	8	-1	21	it is f'ing cold here
2018-01-01 11:10	14	7	7	0	0	Lets have A great New Years !!!!! made level 64 as a mage on eu
2018-01-01 12:38	426	14	18	3	466	Lets have A great New Years !!!!! made level 64 as a mage on eu
2018-01-01 21:16	58	8	8	0	24	Lets have A great New Years !!!!! made level 64 as a mage on eu
2018-01-02 23:02	52	8	9	-1	26	dont feel great but trying
2018-01-03 13:33	371	16	35	19	317	dont feel great but trying
2018-01-04 08:03	461	15	23	6	389	dont feel great but trying
2018-01-04 16:50	104	10	14	-2	47	dont you hate waking up at ungodly o'clock in the morning
2018-01-05 11:38	296	10	15	0	172	dont you hate waking up at ungodly o'clock in the morning
2018-01-06 06:05	89	6	7	0	35	dont you hate waking up at ungodly o'clock in the morning
2018-01-06 12:22	502	21	28	0	436	dont you hate waking up at ungodly o'clock in the morning
2018-01-07 15:20	264	12	22	0	234	visit my new sponsor https://mainframe.gg/?ref=5a51d23bd232d check out the clothing
2018-01-08 10:36	58	5	5	0	26	visit my new sponsor https://mainframe.gg/?ref=5a51d23bd232d check out the clothing
2018-01-08 13:56	388	11	19	-4	249	visit my new sponsor https://mainframe.gg/?ref=5a51d23bd232d check out the clothing
2018-01-09 06:52	62	8	11	-1	27	visit my new sponsor https://mainframe.gg/?ref=5a51d23bd232d check out the clothing
2018-01-09 10:40	334	12	20	1	155	visit my new sponsor https://mainframe.gg/?ref=5a51d23bd232d check out the clothing
2018-01-09 16:46	88	8	11	0	52	visit my new sponsor https://mainframe.gg/?ref=5a51d23bd232d check out the clothing
2018-01-09 20:04	50	9	11	1	20	playing lower level toon need enchant materials for my mage
2018-01-09 23:45	19	6	6	0	0	playing lower level toon need enchant materials for my mage
2018-01-10 13:47	1227	11	24	-2	566	playing EU warrior trying to get closer to 110
2018-01-11 11:03	461	15	25	1	303	Happy Thursday
2018-01-11 21:30	504	8	19	-5	221	learning how to play a frost mage
2018-01-12 10:37	427	9	16	-7	218	caqnt sleep again so playing prob gonna be bad
2018-01-12 22:11	403	9	16	3	269	some custom pubg with gfshrew.......help me learn this game please
2018-01-13 13:39	765	11	18	-4	508	lets have some fun today and make it a great weekend
2018-01-14 12:56	849	9	15	-14	444	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-15 19:23	851	10	35	-1	174	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-16 13:24	570	9	18	1048	228	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-16 23:38	167	7	11	0	220	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-17 14:59	755	11	24	-7	454	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-18 12:44	310	17	25	-1	183	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-19 10:00	274	7	12	0	87	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-19 18:54	450	9	19	-10	261	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-20 13:00	474	11	20	-3	283	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-20 23:58	246	9	15	-2	123	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-21 16:24	640	13	25	-4	377	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-22 11:29	45	6	7	-2	20	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-22 14:34	160	13	19	-2	72	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-22 20:03	201	8	11	-4	73	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-23 12:05	369	8	11	-7	182	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-23 20:37	57	6	7	-1	203	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-24 19:21	163	9	14	2	60	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-25 12:14	330	20	29	-3	347	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-25 18:16	498	15	26	13	391	some wow the pubg or csgo depending on how I feel
2018-01-26 10:01	243	11	15	1	141	trying to level up in THe Hunter
2018-01-26 16:04	410	16	29	-2	251	trying to level up in THe Hunter
2018-01-27 10:06	779	15	27	16	733	trying to level up in THe Hunter
2018-01-28 04:55	349	10	19	-4	166	trying to level up in THe Hunter
2018-01-28 15:11	343	19	30	3	298	trying to level up in THe Hunter
2018-01-28 21:50	104	9	12	2	37	trying to level up in THe Hunter
2018-01-29 03:34	60	6	6	0	0	trying to level up in THe Hunter
2018-01-29 10:57	347	12	24	1	228	trying to level up in THe Hunter
2018-01-29 19:16	408	12	17	-3	228	female deer should have antlers....Why?? so we can say they have a nice rack
2018-01-30 07:57	127	9	12	-2	53	female deer should have antlers....Why?? so we can say they have a nice rack
2018-01-30 13:28	166	7	11	1	95	female deer should have antlers....Why?? so we can say they have a nice rack
2018-01-30 20:13	171	6	10	-2	92	female deer should have antlers....Why?? so we can say they have a nice rack
2018-01-31 06:29	155	7	9	0	33	female deer should have antlers....Why?? so we can say they have a nice rack
2018-01-31 13:38	486	16	45	4	366	female deer should have antlers....Why?? so we can say they have a nice rack
2018-02-01 15:36	448	10	17	0	251	female deer should have antlers....Why?? so we can say they have a nice rack
2018-02-02 08:22	72	6	8	0	17	female deer should have antlers....Why?? so we can say they have a nice rack
2018-02-02 11:39	895	9	18	-8	465	have a usb controller for my pc but cant get it to work any help please. man i suck at PUBG
2018-02-03 10:48	606	16	26	-3	458	have a usb controller for my pc but cant get it to work any help please. man i suck at PUBG
2018-02-04 05:04	130	6	7	-1	23	have a usb controller for my pc but cant get it to work any help please. man i suck at PUBG
2018-02-04 11:50	74	10	13	-2	25	have a usb controller for my pc but cant get it to work any help please. man i suck at PUBG
2018-02-04 13:45	489	10	18	-3	359	hoping the Eagles win the Super Bowl. How about you??
2018-02-05 11:15	149	10	13	-4	79	#FLY EAGLES FLY
2018-02-05 19:45	389	10	21	-1	231	#FLY EAGLES FLY
2018-02-06 05:55	159	8	12	0	72	#FLY EAGLES FLY
2018-02-06 14:39	625	8	11	-7	281	#FLY EAGLES FLY
2018-02-07 07:35	59	6	7	1	0	Happy Wednesday lets make it a great Day
2018-02-07 12:25	279	8	11	3	97	Happy Wednesday lets make it a great Day
2018-02-07 21:31	93	6	7	0	9	Happy Wednesday lets make it a great Day
2018-02-08 06:25	119	6	7	1	25	Happy Wednesday lets make it a great Day
2018-02-08 12:38	176	9	13	-3	25	Happy Wednesday lets make it a great Day
2018-02-08 19:51	303	9	15	3	125	let the olypmics begin!! good luck to all the athletes
2018-02-09 02:00	114	10	17	-4	48	let the olypmics begin!! good luck to all the athletes
2018-02-10 07:01	83	5	5	0	28	doc says I have cataracts in my eyes. glasses gonna cost 330 any help would be appreciated
2018-02-10 12:22	262	20	29	-4	199	doc says I have cataracts in my eyes. glasses gonna cost 330 any help would be appreciated
2018-02-10 18:36	168	8	11	-3	101	doc says I have cataracts in my eyes. glasses gonna cost 330 any help would be appreciated
2018-02-11 14:06	688	13	23	1	509	doc says I have cataracts in my eyes. glasses gonna cost 330 any help would be appreciated
2018-02-12 11:16	608	13	20	-8	412	doc says I have cataracts in my eyes. glasses gonna cost 330 any help would be appreciated
2018-02-12 22:38	116	9	13	0	61	Got to catch them all.....deer that is virtual venison meat for all
2018-02-13 10:59	455	8	12	-3	210	Got to catch them all.....deer that is virtual venison meat for all
2018-02-13 20:12	172	6	8	-2	97	Got to catch them all.....deer that is virtual venison meat for all
2018-02-14 07:17	87	6	10	-2	24	Happy Valentine's Day you gonna be my Valentine?
2018-02-14 11:27	458	10	21	-1	201	Happy Valentine's Day you gonna be my Valentine?
2018-02-14 20:09	285	11	28	2	132	Happy Valentine's Day you gonna be my Valentine?
2018-02-15 06:48	106	8	11	0	38	Happy Valentine's Day you gonna be my Valentine?
2018-02-15 18:56	258	8	13	4	97	shhhhhhh we be hunting deeeer be bery bery quiet or dey mite run!!!!!!!
2018-02-16 01:59	185	7	11	-1	39	leveling a little then back to the Hunter
2018-02-16 10:10	134	11	14	-3	59	where are all da animals at???
2018-02-16 15:23	571	12	23	0	329	speed leveling attempt
2018-02-17 06:47	197	8	11	-2	62	little leveling in WOW the off to the Hunter
2018-02-17 13:58	66	11	16	-2	16	deer me whar B da deers
2018-02-17 19:19	335	7	11	-7	177	deer me whar B da deers
2018-02-18 06:29	55	6	6	0	11	deer me whar B da deers
2018-02-18 11:42	422	25	34	1	406	little bit of leveling
2018-02-18 20:07	327	12	20	-7	178	shhhhhhh i be hunting deer needs vension for dinner
2018-02-19 02:13	51	8	10	0	37	shhhhhhh i be hunting deer needs vension for dinner
2018-02-19 10:39	425	21	31	1	275	little leveling in wow the off to The Hunter
2018-02-19 20:45	299	8	11	-2	129	deer me......I dont seem to see any deer
2018-02-20 07:00	334	13	18	-2	151	Looking for vension to eat cant find any in Layton Lakes
2018-02-20 14:27	327	15	22	-2	256	Looking for vension to eat cant find any in Layton Lakes
2018-02-20 22:07	308	10	20	0	139	Looking for vension to eat cant find any in Layton Lakes
2018-02-21 08:38	56	8	9	0	9	trying to level a little bit
2018-02-21 14:10	344	19	29	1	267	trying to level a little bit
2018-02-21 22:49	155	7	10	0	49	ever see a deer in your headlights?
2018-02-22 03:51	123	6	7	-1	42	as much leveling as i can
2018-02-22 11:34	51	8	12	-1	25	as much leveling as i can
2018-02-22 15:45	119	10	18	0	103	shhhhhh we be hunting coyotes and stuff
2018-02-22 20:10	44	12	13	0	44	lil leveling session
2018-02-22 22:28	146	27	116	-4	148	lil leveling session
2018-02-23 03:39	5	4	4	0	0	deer meat time
2018-02-23 11:49	155	9	14	-1	32	little leveling
2018-02-23 15:07	77	7	8	-1	16	little leveling
2018-02-24 05:23	101	8	8	0	14	hit wrong button on 2nd acct started over geez
2018-02-24 10:30	54	7	7	0	15	little bit of leveling
2018-02-24 15:18	496	10	16	-8	239	where did all the coyotes go
2018-02-25 13:48	406	12	24	6	309	will the new glasses help?
2018-02-26 00:11	113	6	9	0	49	will the new glasses help?
2018-02-26 09:23	51	5	5	0	0	will the new glasses help?
2018-02-26 13:20	294	17	25	1	242	will the new glasses help?
2018-02-26 19:52	132	9	15	4	47	will the new glasses help?
2018-02-27 08:42	103	8	10	0	29	leveling till maintence maybe
2018-02-27 12:15	199	10	13	-1	36	deer me where are the deer
2018-02-27 20:32	142	8	11	-1	98	level me this
2018-02-28 07:18	106	9	13	1	24	level me this
2018-02-28 13:12	72	7	8	0	0	show me a deer and hopefully we eat tonight
2018-02-28 18:25	349	9	16	-9	204	will I make level 70?
2018-03-01 01:18	36	9	11	-1	12	will I ever get better
2018-03-01 17:23	41	6	7	0	0	will I ever get better
2018-03-02 10:19	485	9	14	1	241	will I ever get better
2018-03-02 20:56	138	6	7	-2	44	will I ever get better
2018-03-03 10:26	478	16	24	2	471	will I ever get better
2018-03-03 22:51	113	8	13	-2	99	will I ever get better
2018-03-04 13:05	219	11	20	-3	89	Happy Sunday
2018-03-04 22:25	179	8	12	3	65	Happy Sunday
2018-03-05 08:08	76	6	7	0	13	a new week let's make it a great week
2018-03-05 12:25	379	13	18	-9	255	a new week let's make it a great week
2018-03-05 20:17	217	7	12	-3	99	a new week let's make it a great week
2018-03-06 06:38	66	9	15	0	36	a little leveling time before maintence
2018-03-06 14:05	259	8	12	-6	114	the sturggle from 79 and up
2018-03-06 23:08	106	8	11	-1	35	the sturggle from 85 and up
2018-03-07 06:36	28	6	7	0	0	tired of noe being able to sleep
2018-03-07 10:46	108	6	7	-3	36	tired of noe being able to sleep
2018-03-07 15:56	328	9	14	-2	185	back klilling me but the show must go on
2018-03-08 13:57	127	13	20	0	67	Thirsty Thursday shame I quit drinking alchol
2018-03-08 19:38	106	6	8	1	16	Thirsty Thursday shame I quit drinking alchol
2018-03-09 10:15	129	11	14	0	53	finally it's Friday lets have a great Weekend
2018-03-09 16:22	282	11	15	-2	154	finally it's Friday lets have a great Weekend
2018-03-10 16:06	408	12	23	1	241	spring forward tonight what a dumb idea for time
2018-03-11 13:05	259	14	23	-2	199	where is this diseased Bison
2018-03-11 20:40	174	10	17	3	128	almost level 100 and up
2018-03-12 11:17	187	10	12	-3	91	why is there whire stuff on my yard and street?
2018-03-12 22:20	154	7	11	-1	59	why is there whire stuff on my yard and street?
2018-03-13 11:58	276	8	15	-2	111	maintence day in wow
2018-03-13 19:45	479	10	16	-1	246	a hunting I will go hiho hiho
2018-03-15 00:32	82	6	7	0	12	a hunting I will go hiho hiho
2018-03-15 06:37	107	17	24	-1	64	a hunting I will go hiho hiho
2018-03-15 12:34	140	8	11	3	70	a hunting I will go hiho hiho
2018-03-15 20:17	167	8	9	0	43	100+ play
2018-03-16 10:14	560	14	24	4	418	100+ play
2018-03-16 23:49	115	6	7	-1	34	Let's get our Irish on. Happy St Patty's Day!!!!!
2018-03-17 09:03	371	12	22	-1	256	Let's get our Irish on. Happy St Patty's Day!!!!!
2018-03-17 17:46	188	8	11	-1	59	Let's get our Irish on. Happy St Patty's Day!!!!!
2018-03-18 10:44	380	10	16	-7	238	already a Sunday?? where did the weekend go
2018-03-19 02:16	98	7	8	-3	41	the struggle to level to 110 continues
2018-03-19 11:17	427	10	17	7	310	trying to find a dang bear
2018-03-19 23:06	88	6	6	0	0	trying to find a dang bear
2018-03-20 09:16	358	9	26	-2	163	lil play before maintence
2018-03-21 05:43	51	7	8	0	18	I dont like this snow falling here
2018-03-21 12:29	395	12	19	-2	216	I dont like this snow falling here
2018-03-22 15:30	344	8	11	3	153	I need lessons in this game plz help me
2018-03-23 11:33	632	8	12	-2	324	I am soooooo BAD!!!!!!
2018-03-24 10:55	289	14	25	3	219	never gonna be good at this
2018-03-24 23:26	218	7	11	-1	56	never gonna be good at this
2018-03-26 00:12	32	5	7	0	14	item leveling
2018-03-26 02:12	42	6	6	0	0	item leveling
2018-03-26 06:45	99	5	6	0	15	cant sleep again
2018-03-26 12:11	723	16	35	17	648	done with the hackers in csgo
2018-03-27 11:50	574	27	39	11	483	done with the hackers in csgo
2018-03-28 10:42	322	8	11	4	142	lets have a great wednesday
2018-03-30 11:17	67	7	9	-1	32	Good Friday time. Let's remember what it means
2018-03-30 19:39	135	8	10	-1	44	Good Friday time. Let's remember what it means
2018-03-31 10:04	800	135	455	57	1631	trying to wake up Happy Easter weekend
2018-04-01 04:54	80	6	9	-1	32	trying to wake up Happy Easter weekend
2018-04-01 11:12	292	15	27	-2	196	trying to wake up Happy Easter weekend
2018-04-02 13:31	593	12	20	-5	458	damn it April2 already this year is flying
2018-04-03 04:31	83	7	8	1	19	goofing off since I cant sleep
2018-04-03 10:23	501	11	17	2	380	goofing off till maintenance time
2018-04-04 06:01	113	8	12	-1	56	sure wish I could sleep
2018-04-04 13:53	371	8	11	-3	183	hard to get motivated this morning
2018-04-05 09:10	624	13	24	8	438	sooooooooo bad at this
2018-04-06 10:39	845	12	27	2	592	it'=s a hunting I will go.......
2018-04-07 16:59	175	7	9	-4	83	bad...very bad, man i awful at this
2018-04-08 11:44	300	11	16	2	199	bad...very bad, man i awful at this
2018-04-09 13:35	689	14	25	1	539	dang it's Monday already
2018-04-10 10:49	385	16	21	5	284	today is the best day of your life I hope
2018-04-10 17:18	46	10	14	2	42	today is the best day of your life I hope
2018-04-10 21:25	79	8	13	0	54	today is the best day of your life I hope
2018-04-12 09:25	379	11	17	0	212	IT IS ALMOST THE WEEKEND FOR Y'ALL
2018-04-12 19:47	247	9	14	4	100	IT IS ALMOST THE WEEKEND FOR Y'ALL
2018-04-13 11:25	369	11	36	7	206	Thank God it's Friiiiiiiiiiiday
2018-04-14 03:18	206	8	10	3	83	another weekend is here!!!!!!
2018-04-14 11:05	169	7	9	1	80	another weekend is here!!!!!!
2018-04-15 11:28	726	14	23	1	452	another weekend is here!!!!!!
2018-04-16 06:49	15	4	4	0	0	another weekend is here!!!!!!
2018-04-16 11:06	298	7	13	0	117	Monday monday oh how nice to see you???
2018-04-16 19:33	272	8	12	0	127	Monday monday oh how nice to see you???
2018-04-17 07:57	147	10	11	-1	36	Monday monday oh how nice to see you???
2018-04-17 12:40	584	11	20	3	339	Tuesday whereisi the week going
2018-04-18 03:42	102	7	10	-1	52	week is flying by
2018-04-18 10:53	201	5	6	0	48	week is flying by
2018-04-18 18:12	452	10	20	42	252	hmmm no popcorn in pocorn shrimp? guess then there is no Hash in Hash browns
2018-04-19 13:45	429	12	15	8	238	hmmm no popcorn in pocorn shrimp? guess then there is no Hash in Hash browns
2018-04-20 13:50	414	9	14	2	177	hmmm no popcorn in popcorn shrimp? guess then there is no Hash in Hash browns
2018-04-21 02:17	197	8	12	0	81	hmmm no popcorn in popcorn shrimp? guess then there is no Hash in Hash browns
2018-04-21 12:07	447	10	17	3	292	hmmm no popcorn in popcorn shrimp? guess then there is no Hash in Hash browns
2018-04-21 23:18	276	13	20	2	147	hmmm no popcorn in popcorn shrimp? guess then there is no Hash in Hash browns
2018-04-22 11:50	594	13	27	18	464	hmmm no popcorn in popcorn shrimp? guess then there is no Hash in Hash browns
2018-04-22 23:36	98	10	15	-1	75	hmmm no popcorn in popcorn shrimp? guess then there is no Hash in Hash browns
2018-04-23 13:36	318	12	19	4	182	hmmm no popcorn in popcorn shrimp? guess then there is no Hash in Hash browns
2018-04-23 20:37	157	9	16	3	118	hmmm no popcorn in popcorn shrimp? guess then there is no Hash in Hash browns
2018-04-24 13:29	535	11	22	3	285	tis another day in Paradise when I can make it up without help
2018-04-25 11:42	432	15	26	1	195	cant wake up yet
2018-04-26 14:00	574	10	16	-3	273	almost wish I was a drinker today just ugghhhh
2018-04-27 13:46	138	8	12	-2	32	almost wish I was a drinker today just ugghhhh
2018-04-27 21:30	364	8	14	-1	105	Let's have a Great Weekend
2018-04-28 09:02	332	11	17	3	156	Let's have a Great Weekend
2018-04-28 16:54	140	7	10	1	75	Let's have a Great Weekend
2018-04-29 12:12	252	11	16	6	133	Let's have a Great Weekend
2018-04-30 01:23	251	8	14	4	78	where did the weekend go??
2018-04-30 11:18	96	5	6	0	23	OMG last couple days of April where is this year going?
2018-05-01 11:39	775	13	20	8	526	May we have a great month
2018-05-02 13:28	636	11	27	14	357	May we have a great month
2018-05-03 10:39	65	7	8	0	9	May we have a great month
2018-05-03 17:56	68	6	6	0	0	May we have a great month
2018-05-03 22:07	207	8	12	1	42	May we have a great month
2018-05-04 06:51	93	8	8	2	37	May we have a great month
2018-05-04 10:14	100	7	9	0	18	May the Fourth be with you
2018-05-04 12:46	348	13	21	4	147	May the Fourth be with you
2018-05-04 20:39	175	10	18	-2	62	May the Fourth be with you
2018-05-05 10:23	241	9	13	-1	76	is it margarita Saturday since it Happy Cinco De Mayo??
2018-05-05 16:28	86	7	7	0	0	is it margarita Saturday since it Happy Cinco De Mayo??
2018-05-05 21:54	180	10	13	1	75	is it margarita Saturday since it Happy Cinco De Mayo??
2018-05-06 08:39	55	6	7	-1	12	playing for fun today I hope
2018-05-06 12:11	204	14	19	-4	83	join Santa in Multiplayer
2018-05-06 18:52	12	7	7	0	0	wish I was better at this
2018-05-06 21:56	108	7	8	-2	40	wish I was better at this
2018-05-07 12:48	246	8	11	6	52	just another manic Monday
2018-05-07 20:41	33	8	8	0	0	just another manic Monday
2018-05-07 21:47	168	7	9	0	74	just another manic Monday
2018-05-08 04:56	78	5	5	0	11	another night where I can't sleep
2018-05-08 08:33	51	6	6	0	0	why does sleep avoid me?
2018-05-08 13:40	204	7	10	-5	46	it's a TUESDAY already
2018-05-08 23:59	45	5	5	0	7	long day running around so taking it easy tonight
2018-05-09 23:11	103	7	9	-1	19	long day running around so taking it easy tonight
2018-05-10 07:07	7	6	6	0	0	long day running around so taking it easy tonight
2018-05-10 10:15	159	11	15	0	30	long day running around so taking it easy tonight
2018-05-10 23:01	63	6	6	0	0	long day running around so taking it easy tonight
2018-05-11 09:21	23	6	6	0	0	Be Best sounds like a good quote for the day
2018-05-11 15:50	54	8	11	0	29	Be Best sounds like a good quote for the day
2018-05-11 19:33	71	8	9	-1	44	Be Best sounds like a good quote for the day
2018-05-11 23:21	53	6	7	-1	17	Be Best sounds like a good quote for the day
2018-05-12 08:31	23	5	5	0	0	LET'S HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
2018-05-12 12:01	203	9	13	-1	97	LET'S HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
2018-05-12 17:45	39	5	5	-4	9	LET'S HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
2018-05-13 19:36	238	7	12	1	120	LET'S HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
2018-05-14 08:00	14	5	5	0	0	long day running around so taking it easy tonight
2018-05-14 22:52	92	7	9	-1	8	ugggghhhh spent 5 hours at the DMV I am wasted
2018-05-15 12:21	203	7	9	-5	84	lesson of the day is.....try to learn something new every day
2018-05-15 21:05	199	6	7	-1	76	lesson of the day is.....try to learn something new every day
2018-05-16 10:52	522	12	19	2	280	serious question......does anyone really care about the Royal Wedding?
2018-05-16 21:12	32	6	7	0	40	serious question......does anyone really care about the Royal Wedding?
2018-05-16 22:15	9	5	5	0	0	serious question......does anyone really care about the Royal Wedding?
2018-05-16 23:04	40	10	10	0	15	serious question......does anyone really care about the Royal Wedding?
2018-05-16 23:51	43	12	13	0	0	serious question......does anyone really care about the Royal Wedding?
2018-05-17 08:52	92	7	9	0	33	serious question......does anyone really care about the Royal Wedding?
2018-05-17 18:57	297	10	14	-3	135	I hear Laurel what do you hear?
2018-05-18 13:50	5	7	7	0	0	Every Morning We get a chance to be different, chance to change and chance to be better
2018-05-18 15:06	518	8	14	-2	225	Every Morning We get a chance to be different, chance to change and chance to be better
2018-05-19 15:47	447	11	28	-3	253	Every Morning We get a chance to be different, chance to change and chance to be better
2018-05-20 09:23	871	18	32	5	822	You only live once, but if you do it right , once is enough
2018-05-21 23:27	47	5	5	0	0	You only live once, but if you do it right , once is enough
2018-05-22 03:28	536	16	36	1	239	You only live once, but if you do it right , once is enough
2018-05-22 18:02	422	9	15	-4	219	You only live once, but if you do it right , once is enough
2018-05-23 03:33	171	8	13	-2	50	You only live once, but if you do it right , once is enough
2018-05-23 10:22	802	12	19	1	532	I use to know what sleep was
2018-05-24 05:37	277	11	18	1	103	I use to know what sleep was
2018-05-24 15:20	564	11	20	-3	335	The First step towards success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you 1st find yourself
2018-05-25 14:26	478	11	20	-4	257	Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss PEOPLE? which area are you??
2018-05-26 11:06	768	10	17	2	510	Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss PEOPLE? which area are you??
2018-05-27 01:05	59	6	6	0	0	testing out new setop. what ya think?
2018-05-27 11:00	554	15	22	3	437	testing out new setop. what ya think?
2018-05-28 13:33	661	8	19	3	331	Thank you to all that served in any Military service and respects to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice
2018-05-29 12:57	97	6	8	-3	30	Thank you to all that served in any Military service and respects to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice
2018-06-02 10:27	407	10	18	-1	225	back from my trip and time to play
2018-06-02 20:31	73	8	11	0	35	back from my trip and time to play
2018-06-02 23:30	64	7	9	0	24	back from my trip and time to play
2018-06-03 04:22	42	6	7	0	22	back from my trip and time to play
2018-06-03 12:50	844	11	20	-6	517	back from my trip and time to play
2018-06-04 13:37	27	8	10	0	0	The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any!!
2018-06-05 15:39	515	12	29	11	321	The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any!!
2018-06-06 14:13	581	14	21	0	321	The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any!!
2018-06-07 11:27	507	10	16	-4	259	Certain things cvatch your eye, but pursue only those that capture your heart
2018-06-10 10:41	413	19	30	0	239	Success is not the absence of failure: it's the persistence through failure
2018-06-10 21:37	227	9	12	-1	377	Success is not the absence of failure: it's the persistence through failure
2018-06-11 10:03	211	7	11	0	70	Success is not the absence of failure: it's the persistence through failure
2018-06-11 16:05	89	6	8	-2	14	The Solution to your problems is to Stop Making Excuses
2018-06-12 05:25	89	7	10	0	31	The Solution to your problems is to Stop Making Excuses
2018-06-12 07:17	97	6	8	1	50	The Solution to your problems is to Stop Making Excuses
2018-06-12 09:11	783	9	15	12	383	The Solution to your problems is to Stop Making Excuses
2018-06-13 10:18	436	13	23	-4	240	Patience, Persisitence and Perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success!
2018-06-13 20:11	233	8	11	-2	0	Ever have sex in a tent?? I heard it's intents
2018-06-14 04:03	11	5	5	0	0	just goofing off
2018-06-14 07:12	52	11	11	0	0	just goofing off
2018-06-14 11:16	548	10	16	-3	223	so tired of not sleeping
2018-06-14 21:00	14	7	7	0	0	so tired of not sleeping
2018-06-15 06:18	666	12	28	49	299	here we go again no sleep
2018-06-15 18:16	88	10	12	0	44	here we go again no sleep
2018-06-16 05:05	49	5	5	0	0	Happy Father's Day weekend to all the dad's
2018-06-16 10:44	200	10	17	-2	92	Happy Father's Day weekend to all the dad's
2018-06-16 18:23	301	9	15	0	200	Happy Father's Day weekend to all the dad's
2018-06-17 11:08	176	9	13	1	80	Happy Father's Day to all the dad's
2018-06-17 18:28	86	9	10	0	29	Happy Father's Day to all the dad's
2018-06-18 11:14	390	15	24	1	210	it's another day in Paradise
2018-06-18 21:38	136	6	9	-2	56	it's another day in Paradise
2018-06-20 04:50	114	9	12	2	46	it's another day in Paradise
2018-06-20 09:59	236	11	17	1	96	it's another day in Paradise
2018-06-20 17:15	229	7	11	-2	56	it's another day in Paradise
2018-06-21 00:01	43	6	7	-3	12	it's another day in Paradise
2018-06-21 05:52	132	6	7	1	36	Success is not the absence of failure: it's the persistence through failure
2018-06-22 14:27	197	7	10	-4	58	Success consists of getting up just one more time then you fall
2018-06-23 02:01	73	7	9	-1	24	Success consists of getting up just one more time then you fall
2018-06-24 10:43	341	10	16	5	189	Can't give you a sure fire formula for success. but a formula for failure is to try and please everyone all the time
2018-06-24 21:33	141	7	10	0	52	Can't give you a sure fire formula for success. but a formula for failure is to try and please everyone all the time
2018-06-26 09:18	256	8	12	-2	97	Iti is hard to fail. but it is worse never trying to succeed
2018-06-26 15:39	215	8	14	-2	93	Iti is hard to fail. but it is worse never trying to succeed
2018-06-26 20:27	147	8	12	-2	47	Iti is hard to fail. but it is worse never trying to succeed
2018-06-28 10:18	126	8	13	-2	70	Iti is hard to fail. but it is worse never trying to succeed
2018-06-28 18:12	142	9	12	-2	52	Iti is hard to fail. but it is worse never trying to succeed
2018-06-29 08:51	493	25	40	23	312	Iti is hard to fail. but it is worse never trying to succeed
2018-06-29 20:27	327	9	14	2	82	Iti is hard to fail. but it is worse never trying to succeed
2018-06-30 08:15	519	21	29	15	286	Let us always meet each other with a smile, because a smile is the beginning of love
2018-07-01 12:49	315	13	20	-5	173	geez can't hit a dang shot today
2018-07-03 11:34	430	10	16	0	203	our fate lives within us all, you only have to be brave enough to see it
2018-07-05 11:31	373	13	23	-1	259	our fate lives within us all, you only have to be brave enough to see it
2018-07-05 23:16	118	8	11	0	61	our fate lives within us all, you only have to be brave enough to see it
2018-07-06 11:22	252	21	27	4	185	Love yourself firdst and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world
2018-07-06 20:39	95	9	12	-2	32	Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world
2018-07-07 10:58	486	13	20	11	324	Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world
2018-07-07 21:40	204	11	17	0	100	If a Parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
2018-07-08 10:39	545	14	28	-1	361	If a Parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
2018-07-08 21:38	146	12	15	-1	89	If a Parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
2018-07-09 07:06	98	7	9	1	49	wow getting DDOS'ed they say so back to COTW
2018-07-09 14:28	236	8	13	1	139	The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
2018-07-10 12:01	203	12	18	1	107	The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
2018-07-11 15:58	276	9	12	0	111	Your success depends mainly upopn what you think of yourself and whether you believe in yourself
2018-07-12 16:13	191	8	15	-2	72	Your success depends mainly upopn what you think of yourself and whether you believe in yourself
2018-07-12 20:18	26	7	7	0	0	Your success depends mainly upopn what you think of yourself and whether you believe in yourself
2018-07-13 01:55	149	8	12	-2	45	Your success depends mainly upopn what you think of yourself and whether you believe in yourself
2018-07-13 14:57	187	9	12	-2	52	Your success depends mainly upopn what you think of yourself and whether you believe in yourself
2018-07-14 07:23	531	25	45	22	419	Your success depends mainly upopn what you think of yourself and whether you believe in yourself
2018-07-14 20:56	198	9	16	3	85	Your success depends mainly upopn what you think of yourself and whether you believe in yourself
2018-07-15 12:03	301	11	19	-2	157	20 years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did do
2018-07-16 10:57	347	11	17	0	206	20 years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did do
2018-07-16 21:51	53	10	15	1	17	20 years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did do
2018-07-17 13:15	239	13	17	2	112	20 years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did do
2018-07-17 23:51	103	9	14	-1	18	20 years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did do
2018-07-19 15:52	142	10	13	-2	61	Make a difference today for someone who's fighting for their tomorrow
2018-07-19 18:41	53	8	8	0	8	Make a difference today for someone who's fighting for their tomorrow
2018-07-20 13:56	108	6	8	0	37	Make a difference today for someone who's fighting for their tomorrow
2018-07-20 21:24	30	5	5	0	0	Make a difference today for someone who's fighting for their tomorrow
2018-07-21 12:07	117	9	11	0	39	Make a difference today for someone who's fighting for their tomorrow
2018-07-21 19:18	136	9	10	-2	54	Don't look back, you're not going that way
2018-07-22 05:33	81	7	8	0	39	Don't look back, you're not going that way
2018-07-22 20:24	100	10	19	0	51	had a bad day thanks to former tenants upstairs , let's make it a great night
2018-07-23 04:28	116	10	17	-1	54	had a bad day thanks to former tenants upstairs , let's make it a great night
2018-07-23 18:43	81	8	9	-1	24	had a bad day thanks to former tenants upstairs , let's make it a great night
2018-07-24 12:37	177	8	10	0	52	Patience is the companion of wisdom
2018-07-24 21:00	14	5	5	0	0	Patience is the companion of wisdom
2018-07-25 03:11	73	7	9	0	23	how do you play a windwalker monk?
2018-07-25 10:27	287	13	20	2	153	how do you play a windwalker monk?
2018-07-25 19:21	173	9	13	0	88	how do you play a windwalker monk?
2018-07-26 16:38	116	7	11	-2	17	not feeling great might be a short stream
2018-07-27 15:36	178	12	17	0	108	Limitations only exist if you let them
2018-07-28 11:47	407	105	368	75	1238	Limitations only exist if you let them
2018-07-28 22:19	125	22	28	2	125	Limitations only exist if you let them
2018-07-29 08:06	218	16	21	4	131	Limitations only exist if you let them
2018-07-29 15:20	174	16	19	4	122	Limitations only exist if you let them
2018-07-30 16:14	80	9	13	-3	34	Limitations only exist if you let them
2018-07-31 05:27	7	8	8	0	0	Limitations only exist if you let them
2018-07-31 20:58	86	11	13	0	35	looks like I need a new ethernet card to get 1 giga speed
2018-08-01 00:44	30	6	6	0	0	looks like I need a new ethernet card to get 1 giga speed
2018-08-02 15:55	69	10	16	-1	46	The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love!!
2018-08-03 11:13	461	10	15	-2	246	The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love!!
2018-08-03 21:08	286	9	19	-6	127	The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love!!
2018-08-04 08:31	403	16	28	0	264	question what do y'all think of a game giveaway for every 20 donated??
2018-08-04 17:07	67	10	14	0	37	question what do y'all think of a game giveaway for every 20 donated??
2018-08-05 11:00	144	14	18	4	95	Laughter is timeless, Imagination is ageless and dream are forever
2018-08-05 16:16	158	10	13	0	75	Laughter is timeless, Imagination is ageless and dream are forever
2018-08-06 16:57	247	10	13	-2	111	Laughter is timeless, Imagination is ageless and dream are forever
2018-08-07 12:32	42	7	9	1	11	what do you call a beared vase maker??? A Hairy Potter
2018-08-07 16:30	104	6	6	0	0	what do you call a beared vase maker??? A Hairy Potter
2018-08-07 19:42	12	6	6	0	0	what do you call a beared vase maker??? A Hairy Potter
2018-08-08 12:37	277	16	23	1	132	what do you call a beared vase maker??? A Hairy Potter
2018-08-08 19:21	203	10	19	0	136	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-09 12:19	45	9	12	0	0	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-09 13:32	82	9	13	1	46	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-09 21:28	76	8	11	0	13	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-09 23:17	37	13	13	0	0	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-10 11:48	26	7	7	0	0	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-10 13:06	168	11	28	1	62	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-10 16:48	56	10	13	0	0	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-10 22:21	103	7	10	-2	43	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-11 12:46	168	12	20	-2	98	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-11 22:57	187	9	15	-2	81	Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying
2018-08-12 08:37	207	9	17	5	103	trying to wake up or go back to sleep not sure which
2018-08-12 13:00	654	166	273	3	13110	trying to wake up or go back to sleep not sure which
2018-08-13 14:32	12	21	21	0	0	another day in Paradise I hope
2018-08-13 17:06	248	27	88	7	293	another day in Paradise I hope
2018-08-14 08:24	460	17	23	2	259	been a terrible day
2018-08-15 12:36	498	17	38	-5	596	taking 1 day at a time I am to old to go any faster
2018-08-17 09:28	316	18	26	3	217	if someone throws something at the president does the secret service yell Donald Duck?
2018-08-17 18:21	243	11	15	-3	112	if someone throws something at the president does the secret service yell Donald Duck?
2018-08-18 13:12	112	12	16	3	52	if someone throws something at the president does the secret service yell Donald Duck?
2018-08-18 22:26	98	9	12	0	39	if someone throws something at the president does the secret service yell Donald Duck?
2018-08-19 13:47	397	14	20	12	230	Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
2018-08-20 13:35	659	19	45	-3	859	Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
2018-08-21 12:47	57	10	14	0	43	you've gotta dance like no one is wwatching
2018-08-21 18:05	119	9	14	1	39	you've gotta dance like no one is watching you
2018-08-22 19:27	67	10	14	0	27	you've gotta dance like no one is watching you
2018-08-23 14:27	97	12	18	-1	39	you've gotta dance like no one is watching you
2018-08-23 16:59	95	10	10	1	11	you've gotta dance like no one is watching you
2018-08-24 13:05	179	14	19	-1	69	you've gotta dance like no one is watching you
2018-08-25 13:23	271	13	19	-3	196	COME IN IT'S MY 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY being a partner on Twitch
2018-08-26 11:38	356	22	47	2	680	COME IN IT'S MY 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY being a partner on Twitch
2018-08-27 13:06	338	14	21	1	151	trying to wake up
2018-08-28 16:13	161	13	17	0	31	Happy Tuesday let's make it a great day!!!
2018-08-29 11:13	351	24	40	9	220	it's to damn early to be awake
2018-08-29 22:04	70	12	12	0	0	2 challenges and I cant get them
2018-08-30 10:56	388	13	17	1	138	checking out Africa map
2018-08-31 10:10	475	17	33	0	399
2018-08-31 21:40	115	9	16	1	53
2018-09-01 12:25	250	20	28	7	181
2018-09-01 18:25	115	7	14	0	65
2018-09-02 07:25	130	11	14	-1	65
2018-09-02 13:25	340	13	20	7	232
2018-09-03 13:25	295	17	21	3	154
2018-09-04 00:27	167	17	31	12	138	discovering Africa
2018-09-05 17:29	145	13	14	2	37	can a vegetarian eat animal crackers??
2018-09-06 13:07	67	11	11	0	0	can a vegetarian eat animal crackers??
2018-09-07 11:36	398	11	12	-4	105	waking up doing some quests
2018-09-08 10:28	396	14	26	15	196	I can't wake up this morning
2018-09-09 11:51	253	14	22	11	158	another day in Paradise
2018-09-10 09:56	158	7	10	-3	66	it's Monday....already????
2018-09-10 15:41	153	15	20	3	62	it's Monday....already????
2018-09-11 13:57	127	12	20	0	31	Sept 11......we will never forget
2018-09-13 13:57	157	10	17	1	69	stay away from Hurricane Florence plz.
2018-09-14 10:54	60	6	6	0	0	stay away from Hurricane Florence plz.
2018-09-14 12:17	107	8	10	0	29	stay away from Hurricane Florence plz.
2018-09-14 20:50	184	14	19	4	95	stay away from Hurricane Florence plz.
2018-09-15 15:59	85	7	8	1	24	rain rain go away
2018-09-16 04:22	112	6	7	-1	29	my attempt to play a mage
2018-09-16 12:29	125	11	12	3	84	my attempt to play a mage
2018-09-17 09:34	360	18	29	9	266	all this rain I can't wake up
2018-09-18 06:58	66	7	8	0	45	still can't sleep this sucks
2018-09-18 13:15	169	11	14	3	85	if your joints are stiff it might be your rolling them to tight
2018-09-18 19:51	53	5	5	0	8	if your joints are stiff it might be your rolling them to tight
2018-09-19 12:11	373	15	27	6	189	does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training??
2018-09-20 12:31	243	12	25	2	113	cheapest meat in world? Deer balls..they under a Buck
2018-09-20 23:58	156	6	10	1	50	there is a medical term for having too many dogs........A RoverDose
2018-09-21 12:38	196	10	14	1	92	there is a medical term for having too many dogs........A RoverDose
2018-09-21 19:12	42	7	7	0	0	there is a medical term for having too many dogs........A RoverDose
2018-09-22 11:33	241	9	13	1	157	why did camel;s disappear from the desert> They wwere Camelflaged
2018-09-23 14:30	114	10	14	1	52	why did camel;s disappear from the desert? They wwere Camelflaged
2018-09-23 22:25	149	7	9	0	16	goofing off while watching football
2018-09-24 10:48	376	13	21	8	210	waking up, and starting the week of my Birth
2018-09-25 19:18	96	8	14	2	49	it's the week of my Birth 2 days to go
2018-09-25 22:23	101	6	8	1	33	rogue leveling dungeons Bg's and quests. 2 days till I am 61
2018-09-26 13:42	132	9	13	1	61	1 day till I am 61
2018-09-26 21:22	212	11	16	9	71	1 day till I am 61
2018-09-27 17:10	114	9	13	-2	49	Happy Birthday to me!!!!!!!!
2018-09-28 11:43	111	10	16	-1	41	Happy Birthday to me!!!!!!!!
2018-09-28 19:36	38	7	9	0	0	Happy Birthday to me!!!!!!!!
2018-09-29 10:46	218	11	15	3	97	61 AND STILL PLAYING GAMES what a great life
2018-09-30 09:37	367	17	38	12	283	Success is a journey, not a destination
2018-09-30 20:46	88	6	8	0	24	Success is a journey, not a destination
2018-10-01 12:02	312	11	20	1	168	Success is a journey, not a destination
2018-10-01 20:09	205	9	13	0	95	Success is a journey, not a destination
2018-10-02 09:06	188	9	15	1	70	self-belief and hard work will always earn you success
2018-10-02 19:25	239	12	23	1	129	self-belief and hard work will always earn you success
2018-10-03 10:57	157	8	11	-1	52	self-belief and hard work will always earn you success
2018-10-03 17:14	70	9	11	-1	50	worst day ever in my life please respect my feeling today
2018-10-04 00:26	408	51	289	52	441	worst day ever in my life please respect my feeling today
2018-10-04 10:19	725	22	31	12	508	oldest child passed away weds morning, please respect my feelings
2018-10-05 11:36	488	15	22	8	346	oldest daughter passed away weds morning, please respect my feelings
2018-10-05 22:13	151	12	15	2	86	oldest daughter passed away weds morning, please respect my feelings
2018-10-06 12:59	215	20	27	9	169	oldest daughter passed away weds morning, please respect my feelings
2018-10-07 11:52	692	18	31	16	527	oldest daughter passed away weds morning, please respect my feelings
2018-10-08 10:58	96	6	6	-1	44	oldest daughter passed away last weds , please respect my feelings
2018-10-08 14:22	142	9	14	-2	58	oldest daughter passed away last weds , please respect my feelings
2018-10-08 22:35	79	8	10	0	38	oldest daughter passed away last weds , please respect my feelings
2018-10-10 10:43	331	13	25	-1	113	we said our final goodbye's to my daughter yesterday
2018-10-11 00:44	100	7	10	-1	52	we said our final goodbye's to my daughter yesterday
2018-10-11 10:44	10	5	5	0	0	Red Bull gives you wings. A Black Bull can make you walk on water
2018-10-11 11:32	152	17	23	2	69	Red Bull gives you wings. A Black Bull can make you walk on water
2018-10-11 19:17	127	11	14	0	54	Red Bull gives you wings. A Black Bull can make you walk on water
2018-10-12 10:29	345	10	16	0	134	Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today
2018-10-12 20:58	16	6	6	0	0	Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today
2018-10-13 10:25	259	16	23	5	115	Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today
2018-10-13 19:28	66	8	11	0	24	need suggestions for new games to stream please
2018-10-14 12:25	109	10	12	2	53	hopefully moving this week all donations going to the move
2018-10-15 20:33	61	10	13	1	36	hopefully moving this week all donations going to the move
2018-10-17 12:23	71	12	15	2	26	moving to new location tonight/tomorrow all donations going to the move
2018-10-17 14:35	29	11	11	1	23	moving to new location tonight/tomorrow all donations going to the move
2018-10-20 14:00	144	11	16	-1	87	moving almost done, just some little stuff left
2018-10-22 12:06	288	18	27	0	169	moving almost done, just some little stuff left
2018-10-22 21:46	78	7	9	1	31	moving almost done, just some little stuff left
2018-10-23 14:26	108	10	13	1	42	moving almost done, just some little stuff left
2018-10-23 21:49	45	5	5	0	0	moving almost done, just some little stuff left
2018-10-24 12:27	117	13	18	-1	36	moving almost done, just some little stuff left
2018-10-25 18:22	282	16	27	0	152	let's see me suck at csgo
2018-10-27 15:10	284	14	18	5	197	so bad at this
2018-10-28 14:34	510	18	28	7	493	so bad at this
2018-10-29 19:44	340	16	25	5	258	feeling like crap
2018-10-30 11:14	280	10	17	-2	131	waking up
2018-10-30 17:20	154	14	18	5	100	I suck at this
2018-10-31 12:28	566	17	32	5	400	I suck at this
2018-11-01 12:38	706	25	40	30	685	I suck at this
2018-11-02 10:56	428	39	66	19	493	still asleep
2018-11-02 20:25	219	14	20	9	139	why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom??? cause the pee is silent
2018-11-03 15:11	383	14	22	10	190	had to pull some strings but got into Harp School
2018-11-04 14:18	336	22	33	17	328	never gonna get good at this
2018-11-04 20:05	369	22	36	20	196	never gonna get good at this
2018-11-05 14:33	681	18	32	17	504	Why is Peter Pan always flying?? Because he Neverlands
2018-11-06 15:58	356	24	42	17	390	what do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?? Frostbite
2018-11-07 14:39	45	7	10	-2	16	How do fish get high????? seaweed
2018-11-07 19:47	247	15	26	1	114	How do fish get high????? seaweed
2018-11-08 14:39	315	14	22	-3	140	why aren"t koalas actual bears?? They don't meet the Koalafications
2018-11-09 00:58	156	11	15	-2	54	why aren"t koalas actual bears?? They don't meet the Koalafications
2018-11-09 15:03	671	19	37	18	312	why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo''Drizzle
2018-11-10 15:26	328	22	33	6	186	what do you call a bear with no teeth?? a gummie bear
2018-11-11 00:19	155	14	21	9	93	what do you call a bear with no teeth?? a gummie bear
2018-11-11 16:45	129	12	19	-1	59	what do you call a bear with no teeth?? a gummie bear
2018-11-12 00:44	120	14	21	0	58	what do you call a bear with no teeth?? a gummie bear
2018-11-12 14:48	236	16	22	4	123	what do you call a bear with no teeth?? a gummie bear
2018-11-13 19:57	347	13	19	-2	138	what 's orange and sounds like a Parrot........................a carrot
2018-11-14 12:42	612	28	48	29	703	why do we tell actor's to break a leg? Cause they in the cast
2018-11-16 22:51	293	17	24	10	176	My dog is named Minton, he ate a shuttlecock....he a Bad Minton
2018-11-17 12:04	400	21	51	31	482	My dog is named Minton, he ate a shuttlecock....he a Bad Minton
2018-11-18 22:03	201	19	33	4	166	My dog is named Minton, he ate a shuttlecock....he a Bad Minton
2018-11-19 13:44	290	12	20	3	190	run in front of a car get tired, run behind it get exhausted
2018-11-19 23:49	225	16	25	6	93	went to an emotionial wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers
2018-11-20 14:17	687	24	42	19	573	went to an emotionial wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers
2018-11-21 16:47	517	20	62	19	406	studies have shown cows give more milk when the former talks to them.. In 1 ear out the udder??
2018-11-22 07:39	645	17	31	26	380	studies have shown cows give more milk when the former talks to them.. In 1 ear out the udder??
2018-11-24 16:32	122	10	15	1	88	what do you call a Ghost of Thanksgiving past?? A Poultry-Geist
2018-11-24 19:28	107	9	13	-1	33	what do you call a Ghost of Thanksgiving past?? A Poultry-Geist
2018-11-25 14:04	240	16	25	8	229	what do you call a Ghost of Thanksgiving past?? A Poultry-Geist
2018-11-26 09:46	818	17	40	25	856	whats the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding??? 1 less drunk?
2018-11-27 16:38	356	12	24	113	200	whats the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding??? 1 less drunk?
2018-11-27 23:39	175	9	12	73	119	I am invseting in stocks...I have Chicken and Beef...at this rate I soon be a Bouillaire
2018-11-28 11:41	403	15	29	282	353	I am invseting in stocks...I have Chicken and Beef...at this rate I soon be a Bouillaire
2018-11-28 22:24	240	12	25	91	153	I am invseting in stocks...I have Chicken and Beef...at this rate I soon be a Bouillaire
2018-11-29 16:51	463	17	24	51	290	Knowledge is like underware. It is useful to have but not necessary to show off
2018-12-04 14:21	403	14	28	12	315	Knowledge is like underware. It is useful to have but not necessary to show off
2018-12-05 13:52	412	12	24	-4	283	Life is short so smile while you still have teeth
2018-12-06 09:54	760	12	39	2	457	everything is changing. People take comedians seriously and politicians as a joke
2018-12-07 12:21	623	10	15	3	371	The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits
2018-12-08 13:09	175	14	29	-4	143	why do Nurses use red pens? In case they need to draw blood
2018-12-08 16:31	203	16	22	2	128	why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?? Because they are Star Bucks
2018-12-09 17:14	90	13	22	-2	72	why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?? Because they are Star Bucks
2018-12-10 15:57	317	13	26	2	182	why did the golfer wear 2 pair of pants?? In case he got a hole in one
2018-12-12 20:43	61	6	9	-3	26	they need an emote for OL........called the 1st No L
2018-12-13 13:34	310	13	17	-3	170	they need an emote for OL........called the 1st No L
2018-12-14 10:29	405	13	19	-4	241	Orion's Belt is a big waist of time. I know bad joke only 3 stars
2018-12-15 11:08	846	14	30	4	653	bad day yesterday, my ex got hit by a bus and I got fired as a bus driver
2018-12-16 10:08	496	12	28	-3	349	I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.....then this morning it dawned on me
2018-12-17 10:27	87	13	24	12	68	I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.....then this morning it dawned on me
2018-12-17 14:46	8	4	4	0	0	I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.....then this morning it dawned on me
2018-12-17 21:05	179	8	11	2	57	I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.....then this morning it dawned on me
2018-12-18 20:28	76	10	13	-1	32	I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.....then this morning it dawned on me
2018-12-19 10:50	324	7	10	-3	129	I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.....then this morning it dawned on me
2018-12-20 10:15	429	12	19	-6	179	if someone threw a rock and knocked you off your donkey, would that be stoned off your ass?
2018-12-21 10:31	783	13	20	-2	475	whomever came up with the word dentures missed an gold mine should have use Substitooths
2018-12-22 10:53	501	12	18	-9	255	How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? He uses his Raindeer
2018-12-23 11:50	334	10	15	-6	178	what do you say about a hen that only lays eggs in the winter? it def not a pring chicken
2018-12-26 11:03	311	9	15	-5	210	hope you had a great Christmas. Help me lean ATLAS
2018-12-27 16:10	394	11	21	0	172	hope you had a great Christmas. Help me learn Black ops 4
2018-12-28 14:58	216	13	18	2	129	hope you had a great Christmas. Help me learn Black ops 4
2018-12-28 21:31	223	8	13	-1	163	hope you had a great Christmas. Help me learn Black ops 4
2018-12-29 11:23	811	16	26	3	700	what do you call a anxious Dinosaur? A nervous Rex
2018-12-30 10:30	624	17	29	14	486	having sex on a regular basis keeps your memory.........so I wish you a happy 2016
2018-12-31 10:55	369	11	24	-5	248	tonight making Possum soup using a Himalayan possum. Why?? cause I found Himalayan on the road
2018-12-31 18:17	177	13	20	1	121	tonight making Possum soup using a Himalayan possum. Why?? cause I found Himalayan on the road
2019-01-01 01:40	134	9	13	3	51	Every day you wake it you get a fresh start in life so let's make it the best start ever
2019-01-01 10:04	800	22	37	14	641	Every day you wake it you get a fresh start in life so let's make it the best start ever
2019-01-02 11:03	671	18	29	36	479	I started a band named 999 megabytes...we can't get a gig yet
2019-01-02 23:54	30	8	9	0	16	I started a band named 999 megabytes...we can't get a gig yet
2019-01-03 09:26	798	18	30	10	497	the inventor of throat lozenge's has died.....there is no coffin at his funeral
2019-01-04 10:41	973	22	42	23	708	get a job as a security guard at Samsung store, makes you a guardian of the Galaxy?
2019-01-05 09:25	39	6	6	1	0	if a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathise with it??
2019-01-05 13:05	459	20	36	31	456	if a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathise with it??
2019-01-06 10:22	732	25	42	29	694	I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people......but none of them work
2019-01-07 10:16	728	22	37	37	576	I know a lot of jokes about Cash Machines but can't think of 1 ATM
2019-01-07 22:49	165	14	24	-2	119	I know a lot of jokes about Cash Machines but can't think of 1 ATM
2019-01-08 11:06	608	23	44	23	534	why did the Cowboy get a dachshund?? He wants to get a long little doggie!!!
2019-01-09 11:11	453	12	21	0	440	when a woman reaches a certain age they start getting dogs. this is known as Many Paws
2019-01-11 13:38	306	15	23	-6	193	you should only share your Bread Recipes on a Knead to Dough basis
2019-01-11 19:04	210	17	28	-2	113	you should only share your Bread Recipes on a Knead to Dough basis
2019-01-12 05:36	38	7	8	0	15	I bought a grenade today, things went downhill when the cashier asked for my PIN
2019-01-12 11:51	343	46	135	2	251	I bought a grenade today, things went downhill when the cashier asked for my PIN
2019-01-12 23:15	99	10	13	-2	85	I bought a grenade today, things went downhill when the cashier asked for my PIN
2019-01-13 09:05	809	18	31	19	620	cant use beefstew as a password....it nmot stronanoff
2019-01-14 10:14	130	13	22	0	57	If we call it "Potato Juice" Vodka then becomes a Health drink
2019-01-14 13:39	685	18	33	4	480	If we call it "Potato Juice" Vodka then becomes a Health drink
2019-01-15 10:18	656	19	33	5	435	gave up my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nets. Won't lie it was a Rocky Road
2019-01-15 21:38	116	14	19	8	83	gave up my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nets. Won't lie it was a Rocky Road
2019-01-16 10:39	675	20	37	33	582	what do you call a Cow that does not give milk? A milk dud o4 an Udder Failure
2019-01-17 11:10	304	15	24	-1	149	Vegetarian in the Native American language means "bad hunter"
2019-01-17 20:54	250	16	29	5	154	Vegetarian in the Native American language means "bad hunter"
2019-01-18 09:34	730	22	39	33	696	Is smoking Pot and then masturbating considered weed whacking??
2019-01-18 22:40	24	10	13	0	0	Is smoking Pot and then masturbating considered weed whacking??
2019-01-19 11:55	769	22	77	15	923	my 1st job was at an Orange Juice factory, I got canned. I could not concentrate
2019-01-20 02:15	59	10	11	2	36	my 1st job was at an Orange Juice factory, I got canned. I could not concentrate
2019-01-20 10:43	551	22	38	32	615	Carroits may be good for your eyes but Booze will double your vision
2019-01-21 00:56	18	6	6	0	0	Carroits may be good for your eyes but Booze will double your vision
2019-01-21 11:08	616	22	37	36	604	I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y
2019-01-21 23:21	73	10	15	1	38	I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y
2019-01-22 10:19	245	14	21	6	145	It's only a Murder of Crows if there's Probable Caws
2019-01-22 16:49	275	11	19	0	179	It's only a Murder of Crows if there's Probable Caws
2019-01-23 11:24	470	13	22	15	299	my Mood Ring is missing and I don't know how I feel about that
2019-01-23 19:57	57	10	12	0	37	my kid asked me what I know about Galileo? I said he was a poor boy from a poor family
2019-01-24 10:06	538	14	22	16	401	my kid asked me what I know about Galileo? I said he was a poor boy from a poor family
2019-01-24 22:41	233	13	18	4	146	my kid asked me what I know about Galileo? I said he was a poor boy from a poor family
2019-01-25 11:07	97	13	18	-1	51	If I had a Delorean I would probably only drive it from time to time
2019-01-25 16:32	212	11	18	0	111	If I had a Delorean I would probably only drive it from time to time
2019-01-25 20:48	46	13	18	0	26	If I had a Delorean I would probably only drive it from time to time
2019-01-26 06:18	46	5	6	1	10	If I had a Delorean I would probably only drive it from time to time
2019-01-26 11:44	480	48	124	34	826	Vampires are just Cannibals on a juice diet
2019-01-26 22:45	29	6	7	-1	13	Vampires are just Cannibals on a juice diet
2019-01-27 11:11	143	18	24	6	140	Despite the high cost of Living, it remains popular
2019-01-27 16:46	138	13	21	6	112	Despite the high cost of Living, it remains popular
2019-01-28 13:35	329	17	25	22	347	at my age I dont need organic food....I need all preservatives
2019-01-28 21:23	121	9	12	1	52	why was Pavlov's hair so soft?? Because he conditioned it
2019-01-29 11:53	471	17	29	29	375	why was Pavlov's hair so soft?? Because he conditioned it
2019-01-29 20:31	73	9	12	0	19	why was Pavlov's hair so soft?? Because he conditioned it
2019-01-29 23:10	184	15	24	9	114	why was Pavlov's hair so soft?? Because he conditioned it
2019-01-30 11:44	480	17	25	13	392	My body is a Temple, Ancient and Crumbling and Prob Cursed or Haunted
2019-01-30 20:30	134	16	22	10	127	My body is a Temple, Ancient and Crumbling and Prob Cursed or Haunted
2019-01-31 14:02	682	23	42	85	855	How did the farmer find his wife? He tracktor down
2019-02-01 09:36	828	31	50	172	1482	the oldest computer is from Adam and Eve's time. It was an Apple...had 1 byte then crashed
2019-02-02 09:35	629	32	43	216	1202	it's so cols here Cows are giving Ice Cream
2019-02-02 23:42	262	34	49	168	604	it's so cold here Cows are giving Ice Cream
2019-02-03 12:20	275	34	67	71	466	Mon-Greg Tues-Ian Weds-Greg Thurs-Ian Fri-Greg Sat-Ian Sun-Greg.....the Gregorian calendar
2019-02-03 20:17	297	30	45	106	679	if a baby refuses to nap is that resisting a rest?
2019-02-04 14:18	276	51	243	63	769	if a baby refuses to nap is that resisting a rest?
2019-02-04 21:29	155	16	21	8	178	if a baby refuses to nap is that resisting a rest?
2019-02-05 08:00	14	6	6	0	0	you knopw it wasd a long winter if your ladies leg hair has split ends
2019-02-05 12:07	317	17	26	11	318	you knopw it wasd a long winter if your ladies leg hair has split ends
2019-02-05 19:22	212	20	26	24	264	you know it was a long winter if your ladies leg hair has split ends
2019-02-06 11:37	297	16	24	16	307	did you know Yoda's last name is Layheehoo???
2019-02-06 16:54	90	16	24	3	44	did you know Yoda's last name is Layheehoo???
2019-02-07 01:15	189	14	21	5	148	did you know Yoda's last name is Layheehoo???
2019-02-07 11:40	24	9	12	0	0	don't run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out or worse yet. Het Kilt
2019-02-07 14:17	207	17	29	9	206	don't run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out or worse yet. Het Kilt
2019-02-08 11:04	850	27	52	71	2325	would it not be funny if Popeye's chicken were cooked in Olive Oyl?
2019-02-09 10:04	500	28	45	39	1202	a Cemetery raises it's funeral prices and blames it on the cost of living??
2019-02-09 23:54	210	19	27	11	238	a Cemetery raises it's funeral prices and blames it on the cost of living??
2019-02-10 13:38	356	33	50	48	740	did you know a slug is a snail that is divorced?? yup she got the house
2019-02-11 11:00	704	21	35	36	1027	what did the Pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey
2019-02-12 11:48	276	28	47	30	450	why are there no Vampires in Africa?? right I forgot they "Blessed the Rains down in Africa"
2019-02-12 21:05	189	21	29	23	278	why are there no Vampires in Africa?? right I forgot they "Blessed the Rains down in Africa"
2019-02-13 11:14	650	30	50	103	1189	just heard a little person got pickpocketted.....how can someone stoop that low
2019-02-14 11:02	192	18	26	17	232	Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? Reese, with her spoon
2019-02-14 15:41	533	28	49	57	976	Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? Reese, with her spoon
2019-02-15 12:08	406	13	24	13	377	Valentine's day is for lovers? Does that make Palm Sunday for Single guys?
2019-02-15 19:52	102	14	19	-1	77	Valentine's day is for lovers? Does that make Palm Sunday for Single guys?
2019-02-16 00:18	76	9	10	2	39	Valentine's day is for lovers? Does that make Palm Sunday for Single guys?
2019-02-16 10:28	296	23	33	26	440	did you know Spock had 3 ears?? The left ear, the right ear and the final front ear
2019-02-16 17:09	95	14	18	5	74	did you know Spock had 3 ears?? The left ear, the right ear and the final front ear
2019-02-16 20:27	117	16	27	2	127	did you know Spock had 3 ears?? The left ear, the right ear and the final front ear
2019-02-16 23:46	8	8	8	0	0	did you know Spock had 3 ears?? The left ear, the right ear and the final front ear
2019-02-17 10:27	817	33	51	125	1962	did you hear about the spanish magician? He came on stage and counted Uno, Dos and disappeared without a tres
2019-02-18 10:16	788	39	59	175	2115	Viagra shipment stolen, Cops looking for gang of Hardened Criminals
2019-02-19 04:09	75	11	16	1	15	I wanted to be a Gregorian Monk but never got the chants
2019-02-19 10:47	727	38	61	133	1790	I wanted to be a Gregorian Monk but never got the chants
2019-02-20 15:17	227	30	42	29	472	if a new born could talk would it say " I glad to be out I was out of womb??"
2019-02-20 22:56	188	27	39	33	342	if a new born could talk would it say " I glad to be out I was out of womb??"
2019-02-21 10:24	720	32	60	127	1703	Tied to catch some fog yesterday......I mist
2019-02-22 11:17	377	20	32	20	522	patience is what you have when too many witnesses are around
2019-02-22 19:52	182	30	47	28	316	got pulled over ant eh cop asked if I have a police record? I guess Roxanne is not the right answer
2019-02-23 14:55	429	28	58	51	1015	I hunt for mushrooms because I have no Morels
2019-02-24 07:03	161	14	19	7	181	Bono and The Edge walk into a bar and the barman says not U2 again
2019-02-24 12:04	510	35	151	115	2153	Bono and The Edge walk into a bar and the barman says not U2 again
2019-02-25 19:07	187	20	34	18	345	dod you hear about the cheese factory explosion? Nothing left but De Brie
2019-02-26 11:22	562	30	50	79	1390	dod you hear about the cheese factory explosion? Nothing left but De Brie
2019-02-26 23:25	109	16	19	-1	179	dod you hear about the cheese factory explosion? Nothing left but De Brie
2019-02-27 06:07	257	30	74	60	535	I want to be cremated when I die, will be my last chance for a smoking HOT body
2019-02-27 12:54	290	35	58	31	611	I want to be cremated when I die, will be my last chance for a smoking HOT body
2019-02-27 19:11	73	20	25	3	112	I want to be cremated when I die, will be my last chance for a smoking HOT body
2019-02-28 08:25	29	5	5	0	0	R2D2 is tthe most vulgar item of all time, every word it spoke was bleeped out
2019-02-28 12:49	425	17	30	7	429	R2D2 is tthe most vulgar item of all time, every word it spoke was bleeped out
2019-02-28 20:49	5	5	5	0	0	R2D2 is tthe most vulgar item of all time, every word it spoke was bleeped out
2019-03-01 00:34	100	6	8	-1	64	R2D2 is tthe most vulgar item of all time, every word it spoke was bleeped out
2019-03-01 12:29	415	19	29	12	478	I want to be buried with all my record albums.....will be my vinyl resting place
2019-03-01 21:57	227	16	30	12	235	I want to be buried with all my record albums.....will be my vinyl resting place
2019-03-02 11:21	343	18	35	15	338	I am terrified of elevators and taking steps to avoid them
2019-03-02 23:21	83	16	20	1	59	I am terrified of elevators and taking steps to avoid them
2019-03-03 10:51	133	14	23	8	150	if you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
2019-03-03 15:50	434	22	35	13	557	if you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
2019-03-03 23:31	43	23	35	4	72	if you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
2019-03-04 12:46	688	34	87	100	1623	doing crunches twice a day now. captain in the morning and Nestle in the afternoon
2019-03-05 16:10	84	15	21	3	99	what do you call a bear with no teeth??? A Gummy Bear
2019-03-05 21:02	302	23	40	44	616	what do you call a bear with no teeth??? A Gummy Bear
2019-03-06 12:10	584	22	31	27	894	carrots are good for your eyes. But booze will double your vision
2019-03-07 00:47	137	12	19	11	104	carrots are good for your eyes. But booze will double your vision
2019-03-07 14:29	255	32	44	25	466	when do you go to the Dentist?? At 2:30.... tooth hurty
2019-03-08 11:51	443	43	61	52	1045	did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist? They fought tooth and nail
2019-03-08 23:12	102	13	17	2	100	did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist? They fought tooth and nail
2019-03-09 10:30	514	23	48	41	884	what do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones
2019-03-09 21:39	185	15	21	-1	198	what do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones
2019-03-10 13:20	575	26	45	39	876	what do you call a $1,000 door?? A Grand Entrance
2019-03-11 12:44	570	24	37	45	965	what is the purpose of reindeer? it makes the grass grow
2019-03-12 11:58	386	16	28	12	433	thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island....it was a optical Aleutian
2019-03-12 21:17	267	13	22	10	261	thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island....it was a optical Aleutian
2019-03-13 14:14	400	21	35	17	498	where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives
2019-03-13 21:41	63	11	14	3	48	where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives
2019-03-14 10:26	548	13	31	6	407	what Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend?? Dumb Beau
2019-03-15 12:16	488	24	84	18	741	what Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend?? Dumb Beau
2019-03-16 10:56	358	19	29	12	374	the Invisible man married the Invisible woman. There kids were nothing to look at
2019-03-16 20:00	84	12	15	-2	56	the Invisible man married the Invisible woman. There kids were nothing to look at
2019-03-17 10:47	407	15	24	3	380	what's Irish and stays outside all year?? Patty O'Furniture
2019-03-17 19:55	99	14	20	3	129	what's Irish and stays outside all year?? Patty O'Furniture
2019-03-18 12:24	390	18	32	6	408	never iron a 4 leaf clover. Youn don't ewant to press your luck
2019-03-19 12:36	308	13	26	-5	299	How much does it cost for a Pirate to pierce his ears? A Buccanner
2019-03-20 12:54	481	18	33	3	387	saw a woman shouting into an envelope. I asked what are you doing? She said sending a voice mail
2019-03-21 11:05	629	20	28	22	668	I used to have winter fat, Now I have spring rolls
2019-03-22 10:47	517	17	26	6	580	3 people having sex is a 3 some. 2 people a 2 some, now we kn ow why it a handsome
2019-03-22 22:32	92	13	15	1	47	3 people having sex is a 3 some. 2 people a 2 some, now we kn ow why it a handsome
2019-03-23 09:46	258	13	20	7	200	saw a lady with March Madness teeth. She was down to Final 4
2019-03-23 18:19	95	13	16	2	103	saw a lady with March Madness teeth. She was down to Final 4
2019-03-24 11:43	361	21	37	10	386	what do you call an Old Snowman???? Water
2019-03-24 20:50	24	6	6	0	0	what do you call an Old Snowman???? Water
2019-03-25 11:08	366	16	26	7	379	what do you call an Old Snowman???? Water
2019-03-26 11:35	439	15	35	15	352	what do you call a fake noodle?? An Impasta
2019-03-26 21:45	329	19	39	7	257	what do you call a fake noodle?? An Impasta
2019-03-27 11:40	744	19	36	40	862	which State has the smallest soft drinks? MiniSoda
2019-03-28 11:45	129	6	10	3	87	I got a flat tire, I should have bought asparagus
2019-03-28 17:04	180	11	19	9	192	I got a flat tire, I should have bought asparagus
2019-03-29 11:35	629	12	22	6	422	I got a flat tire, I should have bought asparagus
2019-03-30 10:55	409	20	37	11	447	what do you calla herd of sheep falling down?? A Lambslide
2019-03-30 20:42	222	19	29	5	232	what do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny
2019-03-31 12:13	651	22	40	11	718	what is copper nitrate?? Overtime for Policemen
2019-04-01 11:23	641	19	28	3	533	what do you call a Fish with no eyes?? A Fsh
2019-04-02 11:49	445	16	27	10	495	if you smoked weed before a drug test drink Round-up it kills weeds
2019-04-03 12:37	497	17	32	-1	478	a Psychic got hit by a car, he bever saw it coming
2019-04-04 10:52	492	15	25	2	424	why did the banana go to the hospital? It was peeling really bad
2019-04-04 22:29	135	10	12	-1	56	why did the banana go to the hospital? It was peeling really bad
2019-04-05 11:40	264	11	26	-2	195	why was trhe picture sent to jail?? It was framed
2019-04-05 20:11	83	17	25	0	52	why was trhe picture sent to jail?? It was framed
2019-04-06 08:49	365	15	25	1	289	why is Peter Pan always flying?? Because he Neverlands
2019-04-06 17:58	56	10	15	-1	26	why is Peter Pan always flying?? Because he Neverlands
2019-04-07 00:51	53	11	14	0	20	why is Peter Pan always flying?? Because he Neverlands
2019-04-07 13:39	165	21	27	-6	155	why can't an eel and eagle be a duo? It woild be EEL-Eagle
2019-04-08 11:04	250	12	33	-3	315	Simba was walking to slow so I told him to Mufasa
2019-04-08 19:20	154	14	21	-1	113	Simba was walking to slow so I told him to Mufasa
2019-04-09 19:33	241	11	17	1	162	I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals.......I am LIVID
2019-04-10 10:06	148	8	14	1	85	my buddy David lost his id...now he just Dav
2019-04-10 12:59	325	18	27	-1	229	my buddy David lost his id...now he just Dav
2019-04-10 22:15	129	8	11	-2	76	my buddy David lost his id...now he just Dav
2019-04-12 04:42	112	9	15	1	34	Help Santa get new teeth please
2019-04-12 12:42	242	12	16	-1	188	Help Santa get new teeth please
2019-04-12 20:09	175	18	29	-1	179	Help Santa get new teeth please
2019-04-13 10:36	128	10	13	-1	110	Help Santa get new teeth please trying to look god for my son's wedding in September
2019-04-14 01:11	113	7	8	0	54	Help Santa get new teeth please trying to look god for my son's wedding in September
2019-04-14 08:49	505	21	41	3	861	please help me get dentures so I can look decent for my son's wedding in September if you can
2019-04-15 00:31	113	13	17	-2	62	please help me get dentures so I can look decent for my son's wedding in September if you can
2019-04-15 14:42	192	15	28	6	173	please help me get dentures so I can look decent for my son's wedding in September if you can
2019-04-15 22:24	160	11	17	-3	110	please help me get dentures so I can look decent for my son's wedding in September if you can
2019-04-16 08:44	90	7	11	-3	35	please help me get dentures so I can look decent for my son's wedding in September if you can
2019-04-16 13:59	105	10	13	-6	60	please help me get dentures so I can look decent for my son's wedding in September if you can
2019-04-16 19:13	211	16	26	-6	186	please help me get dentures so I can look decent for my son's wedding in September if you can
2019-04-16 23:12	52	18	21	-3	84	please help me get dentures so I can look decent for my son's wedding in September if you can
2019-04-17 09:32	732	25	39	45	1354	can't believe people don't understand erectile dysfunction. It not very hard
2019-04-18 13:28	126	17	25	0	164	what happens when you eat Aluminum Foil?? You Sheet Metal
2019-04-18 17:49	175	16	22	-1	203	what happens when you eat Aluminum Foil?? You Sheet Metal
2019-04-18 23:34	120	12	20	1	152	what happens when you eat Aluminum Foil?? You Sheet Metal
2019-04-19 13:25	149	11	16	1	122	I have a meeting at the bank later , I will be out of debt and own everything I have now. I’m so excited I can barely put on the ski mask
2019-04-19 21:14	280	12	20	4	310	My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
2019-04-20 12:15	179	13	28	2	238	My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
2019-04-20 18:09	95	16	20	3	112	My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
2019-04-20 22:05	169	24	37	3	254	My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
2019-04-21 13:50	504	19	41	5	805	Twitch Sings Easter Show!!.......and viewers choices!!!! Make Santa regret this
2019-04-21 22:40	104	16	23	1	112	toilet seats have been stolen from the police station! Police have nothing to go on still a viewers choice day
2019-04-22 00:50	24	9	9	0	20	toilet seats have been stolen from the police station! Police have nothing to go on still a viewers choice day
2019-04-22 09:42	132	9	15	3	89	toilet seats have been stolen from the police station! Police have nothing to go on still a viewers choice day
2019-04-22 16:00	454	13	31	1	412	toilet seats have been stolen from the police station! Police have nothing to go on still a viewers choice day
2019-04-23 14:12	222	11	17	0	163	named my hose Mayo and sometimes Mayo Neighs
2019-04-23 22:10	75	10	12	3	43	named my horse Mayo and sometimes Mayo Neighs
2019-04-24 11:19	455	16	32	4	425	I am good at power point, I EXCEL at it, A microfoft pun? WORD!!!!!!!
2019-04-24 21:46	148	14	20	-4	110	I am good at power point, I EXCEL at it, A microfoft pun? WORD!!!!!!!
2019-04-25 11:45	199	13	26	-2	142	drink a gallon of water a day to stay out of other people's drama. You'll be to busy peeing
2019-04-25 19:28	56	9	10	-1	51	drink a gallon of water a day to stay out of other people's drama. You'll be to busy peeing
2019-04-26 12:33	671	18	24	1	557	why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?? He was playing by ear
2019-04-27 13:27	307	11	16	-3	213	what concert costs 45 cents?? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback
2019-04-28 12:45	399	11	19	1	257	my significant other left me beacause of Linkin Park, but in thhe end, it doesn't even matter
2019-04-29 01:21	63	7	10	0	61	my significant other left me beacause of Linkin Park, but in thhe end, it doesn't even matter
2019-04-29 12:38	136	9	16	-3	62	how did the turkey win the talent show?? With his drumsticks of course
2019-04-29 19:11	123	10	14	-1	84	how did the turkey win the talent show?? With his drumsticks of course
2019-04-30 17:25	49	6	7	-1	14	what did Beethoven say to Bach when Parallel parking? Bach it up
2019-04-30 20:48	156	7	11	-1	79	what did Beethoven say to Bach when Parallel parking? Bach it up
2019-05-03 13:17	257	9	14	-1	175	how do crazy people go thru the forest? Take the Psycho Path
2019-05-03 21:19	95	9	12	4	53	how do crazy people go thru the forest? Take the Psycho Path
2019-05-04 12:15	129	9	15	-1	106	Just Googled "How to start a fire" I got 48000 matches
2019-05-07 09:30	434	16	25	-5	258	checking out TruRacs in theHunter
2019-05-07 20:58	46	12	14	-1	37	checking out TruRacs in theHunter
2019-05-08 12:05	439	10	21	2	258	I'm reading a book about anti-gravity./ I can't put it down
2019-05-09 13:13	71	7	9	-1	19	Sirs Galahad and Lancelot went to an inn and said they need a room for 2 Knights
2019-05-09 15:54	340	9	14	-2	177	Sirs Galahad and Lancelot went to an inn and said they need a room for 2 Knights
2019-05-10 10:34	400	9	16	-9	213	what dso you call Security and a Samsung Store? Guardian of the Galaxy
2019-05-10 22:26	178	8	15	-4	102	what dso you call Security and a Samsung Store? Guardian of the Galaxy
2019-05-11 12:27	357	8	15	-3	165	never trust an Atom......they make up everything
2019-05-12 10:52	212	8	19	1	161	never trust an Atom......they make up everything
2019-05-12 18:57	127	8	12	0	67	Happy Mother's day to those that gave us Womb and Board
2019-05-13 11:19	435	10	17	6	189	I wasn't planniong to get a brain transplant but I changed my mind
2019-05-14 09:31	413	9	12	1	171	to the Mathematicians who thought of the idea of 0, thanks for nothing
2019-05-14 19:49	155	8	11	-3	67	to the Mathematicians who thought of the idfea of 0, thanks for nothing
2019-05-15 13:23	21	6	6	0	0	Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box
2019-05-15 20:54	300	8	14	-4	153	Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box
2019-05-16 07:28	106	8	11	-1	48	I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
2019-05-16 11:49	215	15	23	-1	131	I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
2019-05-17 00:34	20	8	9	-1	8	Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box
2019-05-17 11:04	570	10	17	0	309	what do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha
2019-05-18 02:18	186	6	8	-1	53	what do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha
2019-05-18 10:19	395	15	27	-1	362	playing some games. come join the fun
2019-05-18 17:39	375	11	24	1	189	did you hear about the guy that got hit by a can of soda?? good thing it was a soft drink
2019-05-19 11:33	631	12	38	-7	411	When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
2019-05-19 22:23	211	8	16	-5	83	When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
2019-05-20 12:35	539	23	40	-3	302	what's differenceof Deer Nuts and Beer nuts? Beer Nuts are $1.75, but Deer Nuts under a buck
2019-05-21 00:35	89	11	14	4	44	what's differenceof Deer Nuts and Beer nuts? Beer Nuts are $1.75, but Deer Nuts under a buck
2019-05-21 10:48	766	12	25	-6	362	Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years.
2019-05-22 12:54	460	9	14	-2	151	A deer hunter got on his knees to get a closer look at some tracks....he got hit my the train
2019-05-23 00:02	142	7	10	-2	45	A deer hunter got on his knees to get a closer look at some tracks....he got hit by the train
2019-05-23 10:33	71	6	7	-2	14	did you hear about the Italian chef that died?? He Pasta way
2019-05-23 23:10	114	7	10	1	37	A deer hunter got on his knees to get a closer look at some tracks....he got hit by the train
2019-05-24 12:00	304	8	12	-7	155	no matter how much you push the envelope it still will be stationary
2019-05-24 22:40	54	7	11	0	28	no matter how much you push the envelope it still will be stationary
2019-05-25 11:10	274	9	15	-3	176	I started selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets thru the roof so far
2019-05-25 16:23	71	6	6	0	17	I started selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets thru the roof so far
2019-05-25 20:05	379	8	18	1	265	I started selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets thru the roof so far
2019-05-26 10:15	259	8	14	-2	148	I started selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets thru the roof so far
2019-05-26 15:35	139	7	8	-4	47	what is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?? 1 is heavy and 1 a little lighter
2019-05-26 21:26	138	7	10	0	41	what is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?? 1 is heavy and 1 a little lighter
2019-05-27 11:14	640	10	19	1	384	I saw a pun kill a man once.....It was punbelievable
2019-05-27 22:26	48	6	8	-2	8	I saw a pun kill a man once.....It was punbelievable
2019-05-28 11:26	878	17	31	-3	621	be careful slicing up a game carcass, You don't want to make a Big Moose Steak
2019-05-30 22:13	151	7	10	0	85	What was Forrest Gump's email password?? 1forest1
2019-05-31 11:37	307	9	18	4	179	What was Forrest Gump's email password?? 1forest1
2019-06-01 11:38	626	12	21	4	419	What was Forrest Gump's email password?? 1forest1
2019-06-02 12:03	301	11	20	7	182	A duck has feathers to cover their Butt Quacks
2019-06-02 21:49	105	9	11	-1	71	A duck has feathers to cover their Butt Quacks
2019-06-03 05:11	113	8	11	0	60	A duck has feathers to cover their Butt Quacks
2019-06-03 15:16	18	7	7	0	0	A duck has feathers to cover their Butt Quacks
2019-06-03 15:37	197	7	11	-1	83	A duck has feathers to cover their Butt Quacks
2019-06-04 18:03	161	10	19	3	91	how did the Farmer find his wife?? He tractor down!! How do you play an OUTLAW rogue??
2019-06-04 22:22	102	6	7	0	31	how did the Farmer find his wife?? He tractor down!
2019-06-05 08:27	477	10	30	-3	179	A dentist and a manicurist got married but they fought tooth and nail.
2019-06-06 04:37	77	6	7	-2	28	A dentist and a manicurist got married but they fought tooth and nail.
2019-06-06 09:34	380	12	20	2	157	A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan
2019-06-06 17:49	105	10	14	-2	67	A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan
2019-06-06 21:48	76	10	11	-1	29	A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan! Singing badly
2019-06-07 15:15	109	9	18	0	71	If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet!
2019-06-08 10:05	39	8	10	0	0	what did the Buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?? Bison
2019-06-08 15:47	87	9	14	-3	34	what did the Buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?? Bison
2019-06-09 11:04	501	10	18	-5	300	what does the farmer say to the cows at night? It's pasture bedtime
2019-06-10 07:57	67	6	9	0	12	last night I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings...I was Tolkien in my sleep
2019-06-10 12:06	648	11	16	-6	318	last night I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings...I was Tolkien in my sleep
2019-06-11 09:25	279	11	18	-2	114	with all this rain we need an ark!!! good thing I Noah guy
2019-06-11 17:46	38	5	5	0	0	with all this rain we need an ark!!! good thing I Noah guy
2019-06-11 18:35	89	7	13	-2	56	with all this rain we need an ark!!! good thing I Noah guy
2019-06-12 11:06	158	8	10	-2	54	why can't a pirate learn the alphabet? they get Lost at C
2019-06-12 15:23	211	9	32	-1	113	why can't a pirate learn the alphabet? they get Lost at C
2019-06-12 20:01	253	21	70	3	343	why can't a pirate learn the alphabet? they get Lost at C
2019-06-13 14:45	179	7	10	-2	42	They made a movie about Mobile Homes.......I saw the trailer
2019-06-13 21:05	109	5	5	1	27	They made a movie about Mobile Homes.......I saw the trailer
2019-06-14 09:23	301	34	131	0	253	a cement mixer collided with a prison van, we now looking for hardened criminals
2019-06-14 16:17	107	6	9	0	20	a cement mixer collided with a prison van, we now looking for hardened criminals
2019-06-14 20:56	38	5	5	0	0	a cement mixer collided with a prison van, we now looking for hardened criminals
2019-06-15 10:29	305	8	12	-8	134	walked down a street the houses were number 64k 128k 256k and 1mb, was a trip down memory lane
2019-06-15 18:55	49	6	7	0	0	walked down a street the houses were number 64k 128k 256k and 1mb, was a trip down memory lane
2019-06-16 10:24	190	7	10	2	49	1 for the money, 2 for the show 3 to get ready 4 for sales 5 for customer service and 6 to hear options again
2019-06-16 15:22	182	10	17	1	90	1 for the money, 2 for the show 3 to get ready 4 for sales 5 for customer service and 6 to hear options again
2019-06-17 12:15	99	6	8	-1	32	did you hear about the burger made out of German sausages?? it was the Wurst
2019-06-17 16:00	134	11	16	1	55	did you hear about the burger made out of German sausages?? it was the Wurst
2019-06-17 18:28	116	8	14	-2	31	did you hear about the burger made out of German sausages?? it was the Wurst
2019-06-18 11:07	197	6	10	-3	62	I have a hen who can count her eggs...She is a mathemachicken
2019-06-18 15:42	102	7	9	-1	32	I have a hen who can count her eggs...She is a mathemachicken
2019-06-18 21:46	208	8	10	-2	96	I have a hen who can count her eggs...She is a mathemachicken
2019-06-19 10:21	413	12	22	-2	165	why can"t you hear a Pterodactyl use the bathroom? Cause the P is silent
2019-06-20 13:47	367	9	15	-1	133	I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey...thankfully I turned myself around
2019-06-21 12:46	178	10	17	0	68	how do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? it's not hard
2019-06-21 16:14	220	7	11	-1	59	how do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? it's not hard
2019-06-22 08:29	165	7	7	1	39	I wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants
2019-06-22 14:03	121	8	10	-3	45	I wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants
2019-06-24 12:30	274	12	19	2	135	what do you call a French guy wearing sandals? philippe Philoppe
2019-06-24 22:31	63	8	9	0	14	what do you call a French guy wearing sandals? philippe Philoppe
2019-06-25 00:25	69	8	11	1	10	what do you call a French guy wearing sandals? philippe Philoppe
2019-06-25 10:33	591	10	22	1	286	I quit man is a thinking man, I quiet woman is mad as hell
2019-06-25 21:11	163	13	23	2	72	I quiet man is a thinking man, I quiet woman is mad as hell
2019-06-26 13:33	351	11	25	3	227	Walmart is closing 249 stores this year putting 12 cashiers out of work
2019-06-28 12:25	139	7	9	-2	44	what do you call children born at the whore house? Brothel sprouts
2019-06-30 12:25	39	6	6	0	21	ping puns??? they are boaring
2019-06-30 14:51	73	9	10	0	20	pig puns??? they are boaring
2019-06-30 17:48	166	6	10	0	50	pig puns??? they are boaring
2019-07-01 10:47	107	6	8	0	32	why do people eat snails? They don't like fast food
2019-07-01 13:28	216	12	18	1	93	why do people eat snails? They don't like fast food
2019-07-03 11:40	434	8	14	-2	163	if Simba is The Lion King does that make Scar the Lyin King?
2019-07-04 15:48	126	6	7	-2	21	Have a Safe and Happy 4th of July!!!!!!
2019-07-05 12:35	229	6	9	1	61	cat puns freak meowt....seriously I'm not kitten
2019-07-06 11:00	184	7	10	-2	58	how to get a fish high........Seaweed
2019-07-07 11:58	206	14	24	-1	98	how to get a fish high........Seaweed
2019-07-07 18:45	159	6	7	-1	23	how to get a fish high........Seaweed
2019-07-08 14:33	91	13	16	-2	32	how to get a fish high........Seaweed
2019-07-09 10:41	13	6	6	0	0	knock on thefridge door before opening. might be some Salad dressing
2019-07-09 11:20	144	6	6	0	0	knock on thefridge door before opening. might be some Salad dressing
2019-07-10 12:11	573	11	19	0	223	how does a Duck fart? With has ass-quack
2019-07-11 15:29	275	9	18	2	137	you confuse the eords "burro" and "burrow"? You don't know an ass from a hole in the ground
2019-07-12 00:21	83	7	11	-1	40	you confuse the eords "burro" and "burrow"? You don't know an ass from a hole in the ground
2019-07-12 13:50	154	8	12	1	34	the word queue is ironic, It's a Q with silenet letters waiting in a line
2019-07-13 09:19	165	7	9	-4	52	do you have a Cranberries song stuck in your heeeeeeead, in your heeeeead, in your head?
2019-07-13 16:56	248	10	19	-5	132	do you have a Cranberries song stuck in your heeeeeeead, in your heeeeead, in your head?
2019-07-14 12:14	90	9	12	-3	41	guess who is going to Twitch Con!!!!!!!!!!!!
2019-07-15 00:58	166	8	14	1	57	do you have a Cranberries song stuck in your heeeeeeead, in your heeeeead, in your head?
2019-07-15 13:19	235	10	17	1	89	guess who is going to TWITCH CON!!!!!!!!!!!
2019-07-16 10:38	296	7	11	-2	100	guess who is going to TWITCH CON!!!!!!!!!!!
2019-07-17 16:15	229	7	10	0	78	guess who is going to TWITCH CON!!!!!!!!!!!
2019-07-18 13:44	270	7	8	-6	55	guess who is going to TWITCH CON!!!!!!!!!!!
2019-07-18 21:23	171	12	17	-4	57	guess who is going to TWITCH CON!!!!!!!!!!!
2019-07-19 09:40	444	8	15	0	177	I am so old when I put my pic thru FaceApp I got a coffin
2019-07-21 13:47	47	6	7	0	18	I am so old when I put my pic thru FaceApp I got a coffin
2019-07-21 16:14	70	8	10	0	16	what do you call a zoo with no dogs in it? A Shitzu
2019-07-22 10:24	80	11	13	0	29	my friend David lost his ID, he goes by Dav now
2019-07-22 13:07	127	6	10	1	30	my friend David lost his ID, he goes by Dav now
2019-07-24 15:14	110	18	28	1	78	if I put my Root Beer in a square cup will it just be Beer?
2019-07-24 23:11	23	7	7	0	0	if I put my Root Beer in a square cup will it just be Beer?
2019-07-25 09:39	775	11	19	5	313	saw that 2 spiders got engaged, they met on the web
2019-07-26 09:11	43	5	6	0	11	saw that 2 spiders got engaged, they met on the web
2019-07-26 16:56	208	10	18	1	84	saw that 2 spiders got engaged, they met on the web
2019-07-27 11:19	375	12	18	4	126	what did the Llama say when going on a picnic? Alpaca lunch
2019-07-28 14:26	198	10	14	-2	91	plz give advice to help me get better
2019-07-29 17:43	71	5	5	0	0	corrupted files suck have to start over
2019-07-29 22:24	100	11	17	-2	53	give me advice on how to get better
2019-07-30 10:27	77	9	17	0	60	I can't sing worth a damn
2019-07-30 12:31	243	12	18	-3	144	I suck at this game
2019-07-31 08:20	64	6	6	-2	18	hot to tell gender of an Ant..if it sinks girl ant, if it floats Buoyant
2019-07-31 11:51	573	9	15	2	229	hot to tell gender of an Ant..if it sinks girl ant, if it floats Buoyant
2019-08-01 10:23	481	9	14	2	132	I dreamt I was a muffler....Woke up exhausted
2019-08-02 11:22	62	9	9	0	0	they say Humans eat more banana's then Monkeys....I have never eaten a monkey
2019-08-02 22:34	60	8	10	2	27	they say Humans eat more banana's then Monkeys......I know I never have eaten a monkey
2019-08-03 07:57	7	6	6	0	0	they say Humans eat more banana's then Monkeys......I know I never have eaten a monkey
2019-08-03 13:27	177	7	9	2	58	they say Humans eat more banana's then Monkeys......I know I never have eaten a monkey
2019-08-03 20:38	66	14	22	3	76	they say Humans eat more banana's then Monkeys......I know I never have eaten a monkey
2019-08-04 12:38	226	12	27	6	177	benefits of eating dried grapes.....It's about Raisin awareness
2019-08-05 14:05	159	6	7	-2	37	just got a horse and named it Mayo...why?? cause Mayo Neighs
2019-08-05 19:49	65	6	6	0	0	just got a horse and named it Mayo...why?? cause Mayo Neighs
2019-08-06 12:00	484	12	22	-10	221	come in and give advie on how to get better at this please
2019-08-07 10:30	384	9	12	7	167	come in and give advice on how to get better at this please
2019-08-08 12:22	572	15	25	7	284	come in and give advice on how to get better at this please
2019-08-09 13:55	649	15	28	12	299	come in and give advice on how to get better at this please
2019-08-10 10:37	147	11	19	3	72	come in and give advice on how to get better at this please
2019-08-11 10:31	413	11	20	-2	219	what do you call a young dog that can't bark? A Hush Puppy
2019-08-12 10:24	340	10	15	0	113	what do you call a young dog that can't bark? A Hush Puppy
2019-08-13 12:13	91	8	13	-1	17	saw a radio for sale for $1, says volume stuck on full. I can't turn that down
2019-08-13 13:57	57	6	6	0	0	saw a radip for sale for $1, said volume stuck on full. I can't turn that down
2019-08-13 18:33	241	8	12	0	73	saw a radip for sale for $1, said volume stuck on full. I can't turn that down
2019-08-14 13:49	35	5	5	0	0	bad puns are how eye roll
2019-08-14 18:39	175	9	16	0	48	bad puns are how eye roll
2019-08-15 12:23	481	12	21	11	192	don't you love that "take out" can mean food, dating or murder??
2019-08-16 14:31	203	8	10	-1	74	the only thing Flat-Earthers fear.....is Sphere itself
2019-09-16 11:17	587	12	17	-13	348	back from son's wedding
2019-09-17 13:02	302	9	13	-5	123	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-17 19:06	38	7	8	-1	11	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-17 23:36	108	7	10	-2	46	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-18 13:42	252	8	11	-5	85	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-19 13:52	422	11	18	1	213	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-20 16:05	89	10	12	-2	38	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-21 11:06	118	10	13	-4	71	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-21 14:54	140	9	14	-2	64	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-21 20:06	38	7	7	0	8	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-22 11:05	59	10	11	-1	27	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-22 12:49	145	10	15	-1	54	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-22 20:12	72	8	11	-2	31	old dude who is bad at gaming HELP!!!!!! Sub..tember help Santa make up for the time he missed please
2019-09-23 11:38	186	9	12	-5	68	Birthday Week and 4 days till Twitch Con!! Sub tember reminder to help your fav streamer for 1/2 price
2019-09-24 15:50	134	9	11	-1	55	Birthday Week and 3 days till Twitch Con!! Sub tember reminder to help your fav streamer for 1/2 price
2019-10-01 06:38	186	9	13	2	62	back from Twitch Con and hopefully ready to go
2019-10-01 13:23	661	15	30	2	295	back from Twitch Con and hopefully ready to go
2019-10-02 15:20	144	8	11	1	66	back from Twitch Con and hopefully ready to go
2019-10-03 12:25	319	10	15	1	106	How many boxes of Thin Mints do you have to eat to start seeing results??
2019-10-04 15:49	125	9	14	-1	53	How many boxes of Thin Mints do you have to eat to start seeing results??
2019-10-04 22:34	70	7	9	-1	17	trying to not get sick I think......help me feel better
2019-10-04 23:52	32	5	5	0	0	trying to not get sick I think......help me feel better
2019-10-06 11:33	121	11	15	0	57	trying my best to level
2019-10-06 15:04	70	9	11	0	26	trying my best to level
2019-10-07 13:18	196	10	15	-3	63	eyetracker suppose to be delivered today
2019-10-07 21:45	89	5	5	-1	28	seeing if this works
2019-10-08 11:39	295	9	13	-5	122	let me know how you like eye tracker....use Chrome, opera or edge browsers
2019-10-09 13:09	145	8	10	-3	53	let me know how you like eye tracker....use Chrome, opera or edge browsers
2019-10-09 16:24	380	8	15	-5	191	let me know how you like eye tracker....use Chrome, opera or edge browsers
2019-10-10 14:42	112	7	8	-2	36	let me know how you like eye tracker....use Chrome, opera or edge browsers
2019-10-11 08:16	308	9	14	-1	142	so sleepy but can't sleep
2019-10-11 16:59	335	44	142	12	471	if a short person waves at you is it a Micro Wave?
2019-10-12 10:29	545	15	22	-2	319	15 minute walk to the bar, 35 minute waalk home...the difference is staggering
2019-10-13 23:11	93	8	12	-1	28	15 minute walk to the bar, 35 minute waalk home...the difference is staggering
2019-10-14 12:49	265	14	19	4	165	are you disappointed that a group of Squids are not called a Squad?
2019-10-15 11:38	366	10	16	1	121	accidentally rubbed Ketchup in my eyes....I now have Heinzsight
2019-10-15 21:11	223	8	13	0	78	accidentally rubbed Ketchup in my eyes....I now have Heinzsight
2019-10-16 13:48	46	5	5	0	0	woke up with a cold might lose my voice
2019-10-19 14:03	21	6	6	0	0	sdeeing if my voice will hold up
2019-10-20 13:59	25	6	6	0	0	will I ever get better at this
2019-10-22 10:29	395	12	19	1	138	will I ever get better at this
2019-10-23 12:51	243	9	13	1	114	I am sooooooo bad at this
2019-10-24 13:30	204	8	13	0	87	why are chickens not allowed in church?? They use Fowl language
2019-10-25 10:30	454	8	11	-3	178	new to COD help me learn please
2019-10-26 11:24	360	7	14	-3	169	new to COD help me learn please
2019-10-28 16:28	36	6	7	0	15	boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock....that's humerus
2019-10-28 17:27	17	5	5	0	0	boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock....that's humerus
2019-10-28 18:49	405	7	13	0	132	boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock....that's humerus
2019-10-29 14:24	190	8	11	-2	80	glass coffins will they be popular? Remains to be seen
2019-10-30 13:34	160	6	7	-2	58	wonder if it hard to enjoy Halloween in a nudist colony
2019-10-30 21:37	7	5	5	0	0	wonder if it hard to enjoy Halloween in a nudist colony
2019-10-31 21:11	53	5	5	0	0	why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?? Cause Demons are a Ghouls best friend
2019-11-01 14:16	128	8	11	-1	36	if athletes get athlete's foot do Elves get Mistle-toes??
2019-11-02 15:34	130	7	10	-2	59	there is a new Pirate movie...it's rated AARRRGH because of all the booty
2019-11-03 12:27	297	15	24	-6	165	a cheese factory exploded in France.......Da Brie is everywhere
2019-11-03 21:16	9	5	5	0	0	a cheese factory exploded in France.......Da Brie is everywhere
2019-11-05 15:55	199	7	9	-2	96	I dont usually fart in Burger King...but when I do it's a Killerdamage!!!
2019-11-06 13:14	231	9	19	0	68	how do you call a girl that has 1 leg shorter then the other?? Aileen
2019-11-06 17:35	129	8	13	0	39	how do you call a girl that has 1 leg shorter then the other?? Aileen
2019-11-07 15:56	478	12	18	4	213	why do people in Athens hate getting up early? Because Dawn is tough on Greece
2019-11-08 14:31	623	11	16	2	243	you know what stinks on a Pirate Ship?? The Poop deck
2019-11-09 17:09	255	17	22	3	148	I asked the nurse if I could put in my own stitches...She said suture self
2019-11-10 02:49	115	6	8	-1	10	I asked the nurse if I could put in my own stitches...She said suture self
2019-11-12 14:02	762	13	24	12	398	why dont you play Poker in the Jungle?? Too many Cheetahs
2019-11-15 14:26	408	12	20	0	168	what do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
2019-11-16 12:24	600	19	27	10	308	I use to work for an Origami company until it folded
2019-11-17 13:22	372	13	19	5	180	most Puns make me feel numb, But Math puns make me feel Number
2019-11-17 22:49	65	7	8	-1	22	most Puns make me feel numb, But Math puns make me feel Number
2019-11-18 15:36	118	11	20	2	46	2 blondes walk into a building.......you would think 1 of them would have seen it
2019-11-18 19:37	267	10	17	13	129	2 blondes walk into a building.......you would think 1 of them would have seen it
2019-11-20 11:49	75	9	12	0	6	trying out Twitch Studio
2019-11-20 14:59	195	17	24	0	96	trying out Twitch Studio
2019-11-20 19:46	198	11	16	2	92	what do you call a pig that does karate?? A Pork Chop
2019-11-21 16:02	352	12	19	2	117	New movie coming out about a Hot Dog!!1 it's an Oscar Weiner
2019-11-22 15:47	657	16	27	5	434	monkey's caught sharing an Amazon account....they were Prime mates
2019-11-23 17:47	267	16	24	11	146	why can't skeletons play church music? They have no Organs
2019-11-24 12:27	387	21	31	6	350	why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?? It got stuck in a crack
2019-11-24 22:16	198	18	27	-3	117	why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?? It got stuck in a crack
2019-11-25 14:59	245	17	24	6	160	why was the dead man not living well? He was Dead Broke
2019-11-25 22:52	92	7	9	3	41	why was the dead man not living well? He was Dead Broke
2019-11-27 13:53	171	10	14	3	66	why was the turkey put in jail?? Police suspected Fowl play
2019-11-28 10:16	458	16	22	5	236	look it's Santa!!!!!!!!! playing bad Have a Happy Thanksgiving
2019-12-01 11:55	309	11	20	7	192	look it's Santa!!!!!!!!! playing bad
2019-12-02 12:06	308	16	24	7	175	what did the grumpy sheep say during Christmas?? Baaaa humbug
2019-12-02 22:11	133	8	11	1	87	why was Santa's little helper depressed?? He had Low Elf Esteem
2019-12-03 14:08	306	15	23	4	179	when do computers overheat? when they need to Vent
2019-12-05 11:22	252	11	20	4	114	what notionality is Santa?? Noth Polish
2019-12-05 20:17	177	9	12	1	70	what nationality is Santa?? Noth Polish
2019-12-06 11:10	374	11	19	11	216	what never eats at a Christmas dinner? The Turkey it is always stuffed
2019-12-06 23:02	152	10	20	-1	61	what never eats at a Christmas dinner? The Turkey it is always stuffed
2019-12-10 14:16	208	5	5	-2	76	checking out the new reserve
2019-12-11 11:34	710	8	14	-7	263	trying to do missions
2019-12-13 14:06	298	9	15	2	111	trying to do missions
2019-12-13 19:15	389	9	15	1	143	SANTA is playing the NEW MAP Multiplayer
2019-12-14 15:14	290	10	17	2	101	playing the NEW MAP Multiplayer
2019-12-16 14:08	216	7	11	-2	90	what do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The Elf-abet
2019-12-16 20:09	375	12	20	2	145	what do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The Elf-abet
2019-12-17 12:54	310	11	19	2	114	why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low Elf-esteem
2019-12-18 11:01	363	10	16	5	99	what does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?? Twerky of course
2019-12-18 22:14	80	12	16	8	42	what does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?? Twerky of course
2019-12-19 12:04	30	6	6	0	0	what kind of Doctor is Dr Pepper?? A Fizzician
2019-12-20 04:59	95	7	8	1	15	what kind of Doctor is Dr Pepper?? A Fizzician
2019-12-20 15:37	157	7	12	0	54	someone stole my limbo stic....how low eill people go
2019-12-24 03:35	99	7	9	0	22	someone stole my limbo stic....how low eill people go
2019-12-27 15:20	254	8	15	2	103	why did the Cowboy get a Dachshund? He was told to get a long little doggie
2019-12-28 00:15	179	10	19	0	111	why did the Cowboy get a Dachshund? He was told to get a long little doggie
2020-01-02 14:23	351	10	21	-1	184	Crashed my Mercedes last week and found out my Mecedes Benz
2020-01-10 13:37	327	8	13	1	152	been sick feeling better today
2020-01-14 13:46	238	8	14	-2	70	God only miade 1 Yogi Bear, he tried for a 2nd but made a BooBoo
2020-01-15 12:47	137	8	11	-2	45	to old and bad for this game
2020-01-16 11:38	356	11	19	-2	139	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-01-20 12:14	670	21	48	6	377	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-01-21 16:11	343	14	23	0	173	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-01-22 15:38	296	10	15	-1	96	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-01-31 17:33	161	11	17	-1	78	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-03 15:36	208	10	15	0	87	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-04 15:09	165	16	20	-2	71	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-04 19:44	230	12	18	5	92	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-05 19:47	357	19	41	18	322	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-06 02:45	109	7	13	2	35	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-06 17:37	297	11	30	6	158	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-07 14:05	129	9	14	1	55	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-09 15:22	372	10	17	-6	248	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-10 16:20	574	11	18	-1	329	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-12 17:11	433	10	18	1	176	to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-14 15:30	364	11	20	-2	152	Happy Valentine's Day!! to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-15 03:19	15	6	6	0	0	Happy Valentine's Day!! to old and bad for this game, Please come in and give advice
2020-02-17 15:33	311	11	15	1	139	packing for the move....old and bad at this game need advice please
2020-02-19 00:48	286	8	13	-4	62	checking out the new scoring system 1 diamond so far
2020-02-19 13:58	276	26	107	107	242	scoring 2.0 1 damond so far
2020-02-19 23:59	75	7	11	-2	24	is SCORING 2.0 WORTH IT? 1 DIAMOND SO FAR
2020-02-20 16:13	161	13	19	1	55	Old Man trying to learn this
2020-02-22 07:31	363	22	31	5	172	closed on house now time to start the move,
2020-02-23 14:04	90	16	20	0	36	I am so bad at this game
2020-02-25 17:22	272	10	15	-2	112	moving day tomorrow, all donations will go to help the move
2020-03-01 13:32	482	24	43	14	355	moving day tomorrow, all donations will go to help the move
2020-03-06 16:31	173	9	15	6	77	I am never gonna get better at this game-
2020-03-06 21:31	323	19	28	2	141	I am never gonna get better at this game-
2020-03-14 11:15	119	11	16	3	60	move finally done back to gaming, wish I was better at it
2020-03-14 14:12	282	15	20	-1	118	move finally done back to gaming, wish I was better at it
2020-03-14 19:54	30	6	6	0	20	move finally done back to gaming, wish I was better at it
2020-03-15 02:00	25	5	5	0	0	move finally done back to gaming, wish I was better at it
2020-03-15 03:51	143	8	12	1	33	move finally done back to gaming, wish I was better at it
2020-03-15 15:56	208	11	16	-3	111	move finally done back to gaming, wish I was better at it
2020-03-17 02:19	45	7	7	0	0	move finally done back to gaming, wish I was better at it
2020-03-17 03:18	106	6	9	0	26	move finally done back to gaming, wish I was better at it
2020-03-17 16:10	214	10	14	4	58	need help getting better at this
2020-03-18 02:31	183	9	15	11	33	need help getting better at this
2020-03-19 12:19	155	11	19	4	75	need help getting better at this
2020-03-19 15:30	35	7	9	1	18	need help getting better at this
2020-03-19 18:31	153	16	23	-1	96	need help getting better at this
2020-03-20 13:04	230	9	17	7	134	will I ever get better at this???
2020-03-21 03:12	162	6	6	1	11	will I ever get better at this???
2020-03-21 11:01	43	12	14	4	0	will I ever get better at this???
2020-03-21 12:47	347	13	25	16	229	will I ever get better at this???
2020-03-22 11:58	486	17	35	20	376	will I ever get better at this???
2020-03-23 14:19	245	14	20	7	150	Santa will never learn this game
2020-03-25 13:54	400	17	25	9	274	Santa will never learn this game but I am washing my hands
2020-03-26 02:18	96	8	14	3	26	Santa will never learn this game but I am washing my hands
2020-03-28 12:34	830	19	36	71	870	I need some serious help to get better at this please help
2020-03-29 12:55	1069	21	37	132	1254	hard to wake up this morning
2020-03-30 13:22	312	24	36	27	372	how...how do I get better at this game??
2020-03-31 14:07	357	20	32	23	409	world's worst CSGO player
2020-04-01 02:07	417	16	34	30	264	world's worst CSGO player
2020-04-01 16:04	100	9	11	0	34	world's worst CSGO player
2020-04-01 18:14	250	15	22	14	164	world's worst COD player
2020-04-02 11:46	458	25	38	14992	432	any thought's on the new Valorant game?? Wash your hands!!!!
2020-04-03 02:34	140	7	10	6	42	any thought's on the new Valorant game?? Wash your hands!!!!
2020-04-03 15:33	281	10	21	5	192	world's worst silver 1 player. Wash your hands!!!!
2020-04-04 01:06	288	10	19	10	144	world's worst silver 1 player. Wash your hands!!!!
2020-04-04 11:47	627	22	38	47	656	world's worst silver 2 player. Wash your hands!!!!
2020-04-07 01:52	163	14	24	5	137	world's worst silver 1 player. Wash your hands!!!!
2020-04-07 13:51	143	11	17	9	96	world's worst silver 1 player. Wash your hands!!!!
2020-04-07 20:22	102	10	18	1	54	world's worst silver 1 player. Wash your hands!!!!
2020-04-08 14:29	245	18	25	21	218	world's worst silver 1 player. Wash your hands!!!!
2020-04-10 12:49	685	14	22	-1	649	Germany wants us to stock up on Ceese and sausages. It call the Wurst kase scenario
2020-04-11 13:46	188	14	24	-2	181	hope efveryone has a fantastic Easter weekend!!!! stay safe and wash your hands
2020-04-11 18:28	86	9	11	-1	56	Hope everyone has a fantastic Easter weekend!!!!
2020-04-12 12:26	558	12	22	-5	417	Hope everyone has a fantastic Easter weekend!!!!
2020-04-13 11:24	990	15	32	35	707	no chickens allowed in church..to much Fowl language
2020-04-14 12:18	136	14	18	3	84	why did the cat go to the Computer shop?? it's mouse died
2020-04-14 18:33	91	5	6	-2	49	why did the cat go to the Computer shop?? it's mouse died
2020-04-15 10:11	413	23	29	-3	81	what do you call a Veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse Doctor DROPS ENABLED
2020-04-15 17:53	31	14	15	0	0	what do you call a Veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse Doctor DROPS ENABLED
2020-04-15 19:12	72	16	21	1	57	what do you call a Veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse Doctor DROPS ENABLED
2020-04-15 23:27	297	13	18	7	180	what do you call a Veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse Doctor DROPS ENABLED
2020-04-16 13:02	372	38	53	18	324	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Help me learn this game!!!!
2020-04-16 21:37	267	30	45	11	242	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Help me learn this game!!!!
2020-04-17 09:23	461	45	72	32	625	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Help me learn this game!!!!
2020-04-17 23:34	90	26	26	0	0	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Help me learn this game!!!!
2020-04-18 01:15	49	22	24	0	0	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Help me learn this game!!!!
2020-04-18 10:02	1202	52	75	53	947	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Sooooooooobad at this
2020-04-19 11:26	438	46	64	21	437	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Sooooooooobad at this
2020-04-19 21:20	54	9	9	0	0	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Sooooooooobad at this
2020-04-20 10:04	720	47	63	37	695	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Sooooooooo bad at this
2020-04-21 14:23	811	39	63	57	874	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Santa trying to learn this game
2020-04-22 11:29	245	19	29	16	273	DROPS ENABLED!!!!!! Santa trying to learn this game
2020-04-22 21:17	37	18	18	0	0	!!!!!!!!!!DROPS Enabled!!! Santa trying to learn this game
2020-04-23 16:49	335	29	47	83	293	!!!!!!!!!!DROPS Enabled!!! Santa trying to learn this game
2020-04-24 13:48	286	36	50	24	267	!!!!!!!!!!DROPS Enabled!!! Santa trying to learn this game
2020-04-27 12:44	570	31	44	26	498	!!!!!!!!!!DROPS Enabled!!! will Santa ever learn to play this game
2020-04-30 13:39	555	21	33	30	550	World's worst CSGO player!!! will Santa ever learn to play this game
2020-05-01 09:54	800	28	54	30	558	!!!!DROPS ENABLED!!!!! will Santa ever learn to play this game
2020-05-04 12:02	602	25	40	26	438	!!!!DROPS ENABLED!!!!! will Santa ever learn to play this game
2020-05-05 11:21	223	22	37	15	170	!!!!DROPS ENABLED!!!!! I am sooooooooooo Bad at this
2020-05-06 12:59	685	30	42	39	485	!!!!DROPS ENABLED!!!!! World's Worst Player
2020-05-07 14:55	309	22	31	70	193	!!!!DROPS ENABLED!!!!! lesrn how to NOT play this here
2020-05-10 20:29	155	13	16	6	85	!!!!DROPS ENABLED!!!!! lesrn how to NOT play this here
2020-05-11 13:03	371	18	27	5	226	I can show you how to NOT play this
2020-05-14 02:13	181	14	24	18	310	DROPS ENABLED!!!! I can show you how to NOT play this
2020-05-17 18:39	305	15	31	15	203	DROPS ENABLED!!!! can I get any worse at this?
2020-05-18 18:16	258	14	23	9	161	DROPS ENABLED!!!! can I get any worse at this?
2020-05-19 21:38	446	11	18	9	180	DROPS ENABLED!!!! can I get any worse at this?
2020-05-22 12:18	366	15	22	11	218	voted as the world's worst CSGO plaper
2020-05-23 00:59	215	14	29	10	164	DROP ENABLED!!!! time to suck at this
2020-05-24 12:24	220	8	14	-4	123	worst CSGO player ever and now a clogged ear
2020-05-24 17:53	211	9	15	2	129	drops enabled!!! but I still bad at it
2020-05-26 13:53	331	10	16	8	169	GAME FILES ALL DISAPPEARED had to start all over even lodges gone
2020-05-27 21:14	120	8	11	-4	53	why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?? She kept running from the ball
2020-05-28 18:04	150	10	19	-1	58	autocorrect makes me say things I didn't Nintendo
2020-05-31 23:51	383	14	22	15	253	autocorrect makes me say things I didn't Nintendo
2020-06-01 12:29	305	14	25	8	188	trying to wake up. 1 day till Valorant goes live
2020-06-02 12:47	257	11	19	3	141	time to unlock my stuff
2020-06-02 23:39	375	9	16	10	172	another new sponsor!!!! Noname Nerd for nice clothes
2020-06-04 12:48	136	14	20	3	94	1 ofthe oldest and worst players of Valorant
2020-06-04 23:21	273	9	16	12	133	1 ofthe oldest and worst players of Valorant
2020-06-05 08:52	72	13	18	5	42	1 ofthe oldest and worst players of Valorant
2020-06-05 13:56	208	10	15	1	119	1 ofthe oldest and worst players of Valorant
2020-06-06 16:40	115	11	16	-1	78	1 ofthe oldest and worst players of Valorant
2020-06-07 21:24	100	15	22	4	38	1 ofthe oldest and worst players of CSGO
2020-06-08 19:17	107	11	17	1	31	1 of the oldest and worst players of Valorant
2020-06-09 11:07	137	10	15	-3	71	why is Santa playing this?? come in and give me tips
2020-06-09 22:26	108	15	19	11	93	why is Santa playing this?? come in and give me tips I am soooooooooo baddddddd
2020-06-10 15:51	203	11	16	3	97	why is Santa playing this?? come in and give me tips I am soooooooooo baddddddd
2020-06-10 19:44	40	6	7	-1	0	why is Santa playing this?? come in and give me tips I am soooooooooo baddddddd
2020-06-11 15:32	202	12	22	0	114	why is Santa playing this?? come in and give me tips I am soooooooooo baddddddd
2020-06-12 00:32	102	8	13	0	26	why is Santa playing this?? come in and give me tips I am soooooooooo baddddddd
2020-06-12 13:21	383	13	26	14	226	trying out some youtube no copyright music let me know what you think
2020-06-13 16:47	137	8	14	4	0	how do you make Holy Water???? you boil the hell out of it
2020-06-15 20:24	160	13	18	0	74	The worst CSGO Player ever
2020-06-16 14:44	320	14	21	7	193	to old and slow reaction times to ever be good at this
2020-06-17 11:36	628	12	29	7	428	to old and slow reaction times to ever be good at this
2020-06-18 10:42	132	11	17	5	60	I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around
2020-06-18 19:31	133	10	15	-1	52	I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around
2020-06-19 09:23	621	13	26	26	326	what do you call a cow with no legs?? Ground Beef
2020-06-20 12:40	414	11	20	6	171	what do you give a sicl lemon?? Lemon-Aid
2020-06-21 17:08	206	9	14	0	99	what did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff
2020-06-22 03:58	186	8	12	12	82	I tried to catch some Fog today...I mist
2020-06-22 10:56	418	14	21	10	225	I tried to catch some Fog today...I mist
2020-06-22 21:07	57	8	15	-1	24	I tried to catch some Fog today...I mist
2020-06-23 10:39	155	13	15	-1	54	checking out Silver Ridge Peaks
2020-06-23 14:32	332	13	22	2	204	checking out Silver Ridge Peaks
2020-06-23 21:34	380	10	15	4	202	checking the new map out
2020-06-26 12:40	274	16	23	14	168	World's Worst Player Ever!!!!!
2020-06-28 12:15	399	22	36	11	349	trying to wake up
2020-06-29 12:00	354	22	36	77	351	help me learn to play new characters please
2020-06-30 00:05	90	9	11	3	22	help me learn to play new characters please
2020-06-30 15:36	248	21	33	32	232	help me learn to play new characters please
2020-07-01 17:00	124	19	32	29	143	help me learn to play new characters please
2020-07-02 03:25	149	31	89	14	153	trying to see if my head is in right place bad day
2020-07-02 13:01	353	18	36	51	390	trying to see if my head is in right place bad day
2020-07-02 22:18	77	12	15	9	56	SAD DAY!!!!! RIP Reckful
2020-07-03 12:02	12	12	12	0	0	sad face my 2nd computer died
2020-07-03 12:41	103	15	27	6	109	sad face my 2nd computer died
2020-07-03 14:59	5	6	6	0	0	sad face my 2nd computer died
2020-07-04 09:23	681	23	35	94	582	back for my bad gaming???
2020-07-05 14:12	392	15	25	24	303	the best time for a dentist appointment has to be tooth-hurtie
2020-07-06 13:37	327	22	36	42	289	Damn just saw a frogs car broken down....it waiting to get toad
2020-07-07 11:40	145	13	19	12	113	it's not cool to make a dad joke if you are not a dad. It's a faux pa
2020-07-07 17:22	102	10	13	9	69	Rest In Peace Charlie Daniels
2020-07-07 21:31	73	22	39	37	36	what did the buffalo say when his son left home??? Bison
2020-07-09 20:45	149	12	21	2	102	friend had his water cut off for not paying bill. I sent him a Get Well card
2020-07-10 08:55	129	13	16	26	128	friend had his water cut off for not paying bill. I sent him a Get Well card
2020-07-10 11:39	135	14	19	12	76	friend had his water cut off for not paying bill. I sent him a Get Well card
2020-07-11 01:55	79	11	16	4	48	I asked a French friend if they played Video games they said "wii"
2020-07-13 12:35	339	24	39	51	344	how do prisoners talk to each other?? Cell Phones
2020-07-16 03:56	98	12	13	2	19	saw a sign that said Covid19 testing in rear.......I always thought it was a nasal swab
2020-07-16 06:50	75	12	16	2	23	saw a sign that said Covid19 testing in rear.......I always thought it was a nasal swab
2020-07-16 12:07	197	14	19	6	145	saw a sign that said Covid19 testing in rear.......I always thought it was a nasal swab
2020-07-16 18:20	195	15	29	34	155	saw a sign that said Covid19 testing in rear.......I always thought it was a nasal swab
2020-07-17 11:15	410	18	29	35	310	how can a brown cow eat green grass give white milk? An Udder Mystery to me
2020-07-17 20:23	141	23	39	29	244	how can a brown cow eat green grass give white milk? An Udder Mystery to me
2020-07-18 11:15	429	25	38	25	401	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-19 11:08	566	21	35	38	481	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-20 02:39	135	14	26	15	207	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-20 09:32	102	14	22	4	50	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-20 15:17	137	22	32	18	106	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-21 07:48	76	16	19	2	59	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-21 10:04	260	14	30	19	213	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-21 17:24	290	24	35	37	343	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-21 23:12	122	13	18	0	72	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-22 09:22	112	17	27	15	61	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-22 11:43	551	24	38	61	561	have a swollen right eye and hard to see gonna be a BAD day
2020-07-23 10:59	105	15	21	11	91	ugggh to dang early to feel bad
2020-07-23 15:11	213	24	34	7	162	I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger....then it hit me
2020-07-24 17:58	66	17	23	1	36	will glass coffins be success?? Remains to be seen
2020-07-25 11:12	182	21	32	19	150	will glass coffins be success?? Remains to be seen
2020-07-26 12:58	266	13	19	5	150	I can go paper or plastic....I am BiSackual
2020-07-28 11:00	234	13	20	4	180	wonder if popeye's chicken is friend in Olive Oyl
2020-07-31 14:28	166	18	24	2	96	whats the worst thing about Ancient History professors?? They tend to Babylon
2020-08-03 12:44	330	18	33	-22	210	when cow's fart is it from the dairy air??
2020-08-06 14:38	377	21	47	31	300	what did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee
2020-08-07 14:14	370	17	29	15	276	what washes up on small beaches?? micro-waves
2020-08-07 20:56	88	14	23	5	55	what washes up on small beaches?? micro-waves
2020-08-08 12:18	416	28	110	32	501	what happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? They were marooned
2020-08-10 13:45	199	23	36	15	210	which hand is better to write with?? Neither better to write with a pen
2020-08-10 19:04	280	19	35	4	251	which hand is better to write with?? Neither better to write with a pen
2020-08-12 11:21	493	19	30	12	423	what do you call an old snowman??? Water
2020-08-14 14:34	230	11	19	6	153	have you ever seen an oxymoron? It's pretty ugly
2020-08-15 13:30	795	72	128	44	700	who did the Zombie take to the dance? His Ghoul-friend
2020-08-16 11:22	322	19	30	15	280	what do you call a boomerang that won't come back?? A stick
2020-08-17 11:43	641	27	39	30	609	why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a miserable summer
2020-08-18 11:06	518	24	48	41	551	how do you make an octopus laugh?? with ten-tickles
2020-08-18 20:33	191	19	29	13	171	how do you make an octopus laugh?? with ten-tickles
2020-08-19 03:56	118	12	22	8	55	how do you make an octopus laugh?? with ten-tickles
2020-08-19 11:10	404	23	39	25	286	What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
2020-08-20 11:41	473	22	45	33	405	how many lips does a flower have?? Tu-lips
2020-08-21 01:59	95	12	27	1	43	how many lips does a flower have?? Tu-lips
2020-08-21 10:49	175	14	21	6	121	why was the oicture sent to jail?? It was framed
2020-08-21 19:39	165	20	25	15	164	why was the oicture sent to jail?? It was framed
2020-08-23 18:00	174	19	29	23	170	thw difference between bird flu and swine flu.....1 requires tweetment the other Oinkment
2020-08-29 01:17	97	15	23	6	66	what's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1.98 and Deer Nuts are under a Buck
2020-08-29 12:34	390	23	45	23	434	what did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Put it on my bill
2020-08-30 12:04	790	23	39	44	725	why can't you hear a Pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent
2020-08-31 10:15	559	21	39	39	434	what do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A Chipmunk
2020-09-01 12:19	425	19	32	17	384	what do you call a cow with 2 legs?? Lean Beef
2020-09-02 13:39	485	18	39	29	488	why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing
2020-09-04 11:00	344	18	31	13	252	what do you call birds who stick together?? Vel-crows
2020-09-05 09:06	298	19	28	22	193	what do you call it when 1 cow spies on another cow? A Steak Out
2020-09-05 16:25	59	11	18	1	19	what do you call it when 1 cow spies on another cow? A Steak Out
2020-09-05 21:53	31	8	11	-1	26	what do you call it when 1 cow spies on another cow? A Steak Out
2020-09-06 10:15	259	14	25	8	162	why shouldn"t you write with a broken pencil?? Because it's pointless
2020-09-06 16:12	472	21	34	15	393	why shouldn"t you write with a broken pencil?? Because it's pointless
2020-09-07 09:47	407	17	30	22	296	I was sitting in traffic the other day.....might be why I got run over
2020-09-08 05:26	778	22	43	30	660	why don't ants get sick? They have Anty-bodies
2020-09-09 11:19	355	25	46	25	323	why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a Chicken Sedan
2020-09-10 01:47	137	15	24	5	74	why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a Chicken Sedan
2020-09-10 11:42	242	17	30	8	224	why are there gates around cemeteries?? Because people are dying to get in
2020-09-11 09:39	195	17	24	8	158	why do some fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze
2020-09-12 08:40	324	52	169	48	701	what happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad
2020-09-12 14:43	151	38	44	7	157	what happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad
2020-09-13 08:55	299	67	179	10	347	why did the scarecrow win an award?? he was outstanding in his field
2020-09-13 14:30	194	34	44	9	173	why did the scarecrow win an award?? he was outstanding in his field
2020-09-14 10:22	272	23	41	4	272	sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and leanforward. Yup that's just how I roll
2020-09-14 19:04	120	14	22	2	123	sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and leanforward. Yup that's just how I roll
2020-09-15 14:34	220	19	25	8	163	why do you smear peanut butter on the road?? To go with the traffic jam
2020-09-16 10:53	341	19	41	14	386	what do you call a psychic little person who has escaped prison?? A small medium at large
2020-09-16 19:34	130	15	28	1	115	what do you call a psychic little person who has escaped prison?? A small medium at large
2020-09-19 08:38	366	18	38	42	512	I use to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
2020-09-20 13:38	706	20	34	28	739	what kind of dog like car racing?? Lap dogs
2020-09-21 11:09	495	23	34	27	442	what is the loudest pet?? A trumpet
2020-09-22 09:56	518	18	30	19	406	what is the loudest pet?? A trumpet
2020-09-23 09:42	522	26	45	37	461	why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up Birthday is 4 days
2020-09-24 09:46	768	21	32	32	594	what concert cost just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback. current rank silver 1
2020-09-25 07:48	476	20	32	21	328	how does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together. 2 days till B-day
2020-09-25 21:06	118	12	17	-2	86	how does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together. 2 days till B-day
2020-09-25 23:36	118	11	18	-1	97	how does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together. 2 days till B-day
2020-09-26 09:16	488	22	43	3214	360	what do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. 1days till B-day
2020-09-26 20:09	175	12	16	9	163	Nerkco Pod Cast!!!!! Birthday tomorrow will not be answering the stream since I getting interviewed
2020-09-27 10:04	370	24	41	26	312	why couldn"t the green pepper practice archery? because it didn't habanero. 63 year old today!!!!
2020-09-27 21:14	20	9	11	0	0	why couldn"t the green pepper practice archery? because it didn't habanero. 63 year old today!!!!
2020-09-28 14:01	333	26	34	-4	249	why do melons have weddings? BecAuse they cantaloupe!!
2020-09-29 13:57	267	19	26	16	210	what happens when you go to the bathroom in France?? European
2020-10-01 15:33	311	10	17	3	179	How did Moses make his coffee?? Hebrews it
2020-10-02 12:32	172	11	16	2	112	why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?? They have no body to go with
2020-10-04 12:06	498	20	34	14	378	why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?? They have no body to go with
2020-10-05 09:53	701	18	31	-1340	489	when you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock...that's humerus
2020-10-06 07:39	495	12	19	26	324	what do Santa's elves listen ti at work? Wrap Music
2020-10-06 18:41	173	12	17	0	101	what do Santa's elves listen ti at work? Wrap Music
2020-10-07 11:40	424	19	29	18	322	why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarterback
2020-10-07 22:04	90	6	9	0	41	why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarterback
2020-10-08 10:27	267	23	32	4	158	why do vampires seem sick?? They are always coffin
2020-10-08 21:14	190	8	12	-1	136	why do vampires seem sick?? They are always coffin
2020-10-09 07:48	336	17	32	21	196	whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.....you have my Word!!
2020-10-09 14:50	184	11	18	4	124	whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.....you have my Word!!
2020-10-10 10:06	328	19	28	26	244	what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
2020-10-10 22:21	53	7	7	-1	0	what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
2020-10-11 12:56	78	10	13	1	28	I was addicted to the Hokie Pokie....but I turned myself around
2020-10-12 12:31	293	16	24	22	188	can a kangaroo jump higher then a house?? yup houses cant jump
2020-10-15 14:26	168	23	37	16	161	Checked my balance at the ATM machine....it gave me a coupon for ramen noodles
2020-10-16 13:15	159	14	22	1	116	2 guys stole an calendar......they got 6 month's each
2020-10-18 13:24	240	12	18	-7	246	2 guys stole an calendar......they got 6 month's each
2020-10-19 13:32	302	15	25	-2	253	what do you call a farm that makes bad jokes?? Corny
2020-10-22 12:56	148	15	22	-2	110	I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. Dont know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day
2020-10-23 11:25	159	12	18	13	149	If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
2020-10-24 09:15	399	38	54	86	473	A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pierates of the Caribbean
2020-10-24 19:39	65	8	13	-3	22	A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pierates of the Caribbean
2020-10-25 13:12	142	20	26	23	147	I got arrested at the Farmer's Market for disturbing the peas
2020-10-26 11:47	307	25	37	72	322	the fattest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference, He got his size from to much Pi
2020-10-26 17:28	176	13	18	1	146	the fattest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference, He got his size from to much Pi
2020-10-27 16:50	84	12	22	0	39	I went on a once in a lifetime vacation. Never again
2020-11-01 13:34	120	15	24	9	100	I bought a pen that writes underwater......it can writes other words too
2020-11-03 17:35	129	17	34	9	108	I bought a pen that writes underwater......it can writes other words too
2020-11-04 09:51	253	13	20	15	155	what do you call it when 1 cow spies on another?? A Steak Out
2020-11-04 20:05	189	12	18	15	169	what do you call it when 1 cow spies on another?? A Steak Out
2020-11-05 11:22	172	12	19	19	158	my favorite word is "drool" It just rolls off the tongue
2020-11-05 18:18	196	28	40	6	229	my favorite word is "drool" It just rolls off the tongue
2020-11-06 09:05	159	17	25	18	142	got fired from a job at a bank. Lady came in asked me to check her balance, so I pushed herover
2020-11-06 15:55	789	25	39	111	956	got fired from a job at a bank. Lady came in asked me to check her balance, so I pushed herover
2020-11-07 11:24	470	21	33	46	424	how did Luke Skywalker get around the forest moon of Endor after crashing his Speederbike? Ewoked
2020-11-08 00:22	122	16	24	9	84	how did Luke Skywalker get around the forest moon of Endor after crashing his Speederbike? Ewoked
2020-11-08 08:24	530	21	37	91	580	do trees poop?? why yes thats where we get #2 pencils
2020-11-08 22:54	50	7	9	1	34	do trees poop?? why yes thats where we get #2 pencils
2020-11-09 10:34	1180	26	49	248	1679	why dp melons have weddings?? Because they cantaloupe
2020-11-10 10:01	203	20	31	28	214	why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
2020-11-10 14:48	156	23	36	16	203	why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
2020-11-10 21:06	108	20	29	22	103	why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
2020-11-11 09:46	558	25	43	112	668	there is a new dating service in Prague. They called it Czech-Mate
2020-11-12 11:34	270	22	34	45	387	singing in the shower is good until shampoo gets in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
2020-11-13 17:36	148	22	30	23	199	if you work overtime at McDonalds is it called a Mcdouble??
2020-11-14 03:25	179	16	24	12	185	if you work overtime at McDonalds is it called a Mcdouble??
2020-11-16 10:38	416	22	39	75	621	my kids said they wanted a cat for Christmas. I usually fix turkey but ok
2020-11-17 15:37	167	17	26	22	190	how much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house
2020-11-18 15:50	325	21	53	65	447	I heard "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it, I see why.
2020-11-21 02:00	215	16	25	11	167	what do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry
2020-11-21 10:05	79	15	22	4	68	I wrote a book on reverse psychology? Do not read it!!!
2020-11-21 17:15	139	22	31	12	152	I wrote a book on reverse psychology? Do not read it!!!
2020-11-23 11:50	174	20	29	22	193	saw someone throwing eggs, milk and cream in a store.......How dairy
2020-11-24 14:17	297	23	33	45	371	opps drank some invisble ink by mistake now at hospital waiting to be seen
2020-11-25 03:03	151	9	13	0	108	opps drank some invisble ink by mistake now at hospital waiting to be seen
2020-11-25 12:14	350	14	24	11	304	I think Bobby Flay should have named his daughter Sue
2020-11-27 16:14	210	22	38	13	215	changed my GPS voice to Bono. now all the streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
2020-11-28 12:20	194	16	28	8	163	whats the oppisite of ladyfingers?? Mentos of course
2020-12-01 13:40	194	25	35	2	213	someone threw some mayo at me. I was like what the Hellmann
2020-12-02 02:24	140	17	26	2	138	someone threw some mayo at me. I was like what the Hellmann
2020-12-03 15:24	280	12	19	11	235	what do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards in a row? a receding hare line
2020-12-04 16:30	295	17	24	-1	249	there was a king 12 inches tall, he was a great ruler
2020-12-05 02:55	99	13	19	2	57	there was a king 12 inches tall, he was a great ruler
2020-12-05 10:55	139	10	15	9	103	what do you call an inmate that gets tazed? Shock-a-con
2020-12-05 19:25	29	25	54	23	15	what do you call an inmate that gets tazed? Shock-a-con
2020-12-06 13:23	291	17	31	3	261	what do you call a paternity testing site in Indiana? Hoosier Daddy
2020-12-07 03:24	40	9	12	1	29	what do you call a paternity testing site in Indiana? Hoosier Daddy
2020-12-12 12:40	624	24	44	91	839	a frog parked illegally it got toad
2020-12-13 14:36	228	15	28	7	220	fav tv show us M.A.S.H, I watch it Alda time
2020-12-14 13:14	460	20	32	55	649	trying a carpentry pun that woodwork. Think I nailed it but no one saw it
2020-12-16 10:03	331	16	23	33	397	never iron a 4 leaf clover....dont want to press your luck
2020-12-17 02:53	141	14	24	12	113	never iron a 4 leaf clover....dont want to press your luck
2020-12-19 03:44	100	18	30	10	87	what do you call a Christmas Wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
2020-12-19 10:30	594	18	29	864	721	what do you call a Christmas Wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
2020-12-19 21:12	82	13	20	3	69	what do you call a Christmas Wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
2020-12-20 02:20	164	21	27	30	225	what do you call a Christmas Wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
2020-12-20 11:26	398	45	112	66	550	a friend asked me to say won ton backwards, I said Not Now
2020-12-21 04:41	153	15	29	15	130	a friend asked me to say won ton backwards, I said Not Now
2020-12-21 12:19	396	24	46	32	468	do trees poop? where do you think #2 pencils come from
2020-12-21 20:21	173	22	34	4	227	do trees poop? where do you think #2 pencils come from
2020-12-22 13:10	234	27	39	27	291	got asked if the pancakes will be long? I said nope they be round
2020-12-22 19:43	571	80	198	163	1438	got asked if the pancakes will be long? I said nope they be round
2020-12-23 10:53	411	41	86	110	869	how do we have Batman Shampoo but not have Conditioner Gordon?
2020-12-23 23:22	342	24	46	65	640	how do we have Batman Shampoo but not have Conditioner Gordon?
2020-12-24 10:08	396	66	281	142	1743	my best friend is addicted to Viagra, his wife is taking it hard
2020-12-24 18:33	171	21	35	-1101	265	my best friend is addicted to Viagra, his wife is taking it hard
2020-12-25 16:01	253	27	67	62	549	I have a fear of escalators, I take steps to avoid them
2020-12-26 20:07	127	15	22	2	138	anyone else forget the abbreviation for Maine or is it just ME?
2020-12-27 01:37	97	16	22	4	108	anyone else forget the abbreviation for Maine or is it just ME?
2020-12-27 12:19	95	17	23	13	148	dreamed last night I was a muffler.....I woke up exhausted
2020-12-27 17:38	146	17	30	16	220	dreamed last night I was a muffler.....I woke up exhausted
2020-12-28 12:05	149	17	21	13	170	my mouth started hurting while watching The Hobbit. Guess I was Tolkien to much
2020-12-28 23:47	57	11	13	3	67	my mouth started hurting while watching The Hobbit. Guess I was Tolkien to much
2020-12-29 09:33	401	23	40	37	476	what do you call a group of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb slide
2020-12-29 21:17	87	16	24	9	101	what do you call a group of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb slide
2020-12-30 04:14	10	9	9	0	0	what do you call a group of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb slide
2020-12-30 10:31	493	19	33	30	489	what do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion? easy you get killed
2020-12-30 21:45	79	13	15	2	61	what do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion? easy you get killed
2020-12-31 11:17	187	19	23	25	185	what do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear
2020-12-31 15:29	55	12	16	3	32	what do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear
2021-01-01 15:07	67	13	17	2	101	Confucious say, Pass gas in church, sit in own pew!
2021-01-02 12:33	131	13	20	7	90	a friend said he did not understand cloning. I said that makes 2 of us
2021-01-03 03:58	76	11	19	18	67	a friend said he did not understand cloning. I said that makes 2 of us
2021-01-03 10:24	430	24	40	29	521	what do you call a bulletproof Irishman?? Rick O'Shea
2021-01-04 11:30	384	24	42	30	501	no joke today! mourning the passing of a close friend and kind of bummed help cheer me up please
2021-01-05 12:22	32	15	17	0	23	no joke today! mourning the passing of a close friend and kind of bummed help cheer me up please
2021-01-05 13:32	172	32	41	11	258	no joke today! mourning the passing of a close friend and kind of bummed help cheer me up please
2021-01-05 20:43	61	23	34	8	40	no joke today! mourning the passing of a close friend and kind of bummed help cheer me up please
2021-01-06 13:58	546	25	40	38	697	no joke today! mourning the passing of a close friend and kind of bummed help cheer me up please
2021-01-07 09:19	355	21	45	34	504	no joke today! mourning the passing of a close friend and kind of bummed help cheer me up please
2021-01-07 17:49	75	17	31	-3	52	no joke today! mourning the passing of a close friend and kind of bummed help cheer me up please
2021-01-07 21:44	80	21	32	5	119	what do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of Amnesia
2021-01-08 09:41	313	23	37	38	376	what do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of Amnesia
2021-01-08 15:47	217	18	24	23	238	what do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of Amnesia
2021-01-08 23:03	361	21	29	29	342	what do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of Amnesia
2021-01-09 09:49	255	21	30	42	292	Dove Chocolate taste way better then their Soap
2021-01-09 16:35	199	22	37	16	260	Dove Chocolate taste way better then their Soap
2021-01-09 21:53	121	15	24	6	97	Dove Chocolate taste way better then their Soap
2021-01-10 09:00	524	26	43	44	576	we told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway
2021-01-10 20:20	175	18	26	9	163	we told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway
2021-01-11 10:14	320	26	45	57	482	A horse falls and yells out I fell down and I can't giddiup!!!!!
2021-01-11 16:39	115	20	33	6	128	A horse falls and yells out I fell down and I can't giddiup!!!!!
2021-01-11 22:11	83	12	16	-2	75	A horse falls and yells out I fell down and I can't giddiup!!!!!
2021-01-12 11:23	521	24	47	44	806	dang I tried to catch some fog earlier.......I mist
2021-01-13 11:00	214	22	35	17	195	Head and Shoulders is coming out with a new body wash. They calling it Knees and toes
2021-01-14 11:03	251	290	693	24	709	Burned my Hawaiian Pizza today, Guess I should have cooked it at Aloha temperature
2021-01-14 18:20	134	50	59	5	181	Burned my Hawaiian Pizza today, Guess I should have cooked it at Aloha temperature
2021-01-18 11:54	180	18	26	10	198	Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch...Yeti never complains
2021-01-19 08:20	74	17	25	13	68	if you mixed holy water with laxatives. Is that going to start a religious movement?
2021-01-20 09:34	250	21	35	15	309	an opinion without 3.14 is just an onion
2021-01-28 12:37	208	21	25	-4	208	an opinion without 3.14 is just an onion
2021-01-28 20:39	95	17	28	-4	87	an opinion without 3.14 is just an onion
2021-02-21 12:30	104	25	31	4	122	10 days in hospital with double Pneumonia I was a sick dude
2021-03-01 15:19	235	23	37	-1	330	recovering from pneumonia.....worst csgo player ever
2021-03-02 13:20	144	32	40	27	327	recovering from pneumonia.....worst csgo player ever
2021-03-03 05:40	104	19	24	7	86	recovering from pneumonia.....worst Valorant player ever
2021-03-03 11:31	113	22	37	22	122	recovering from pneumonia.....worst Valorant player ever
2021-03-03 17:54	80	11	12	-4	48	recovering from pneumonia.....worst Valorant player ever
2021-03-04 04:39	225	21	32	42	439	recovering from pneumonia.....worst Valorant player ever
2021-03-04 11:17	197	37	56	56	451	recovering from pneumonia.....worst Valorant player ever
2021-03-04 16:15	229	32	48	45	599	recovering from pneumonia.....worst Valorant player ever
2021-03-06 12:53	381	36	62	126	784	recovering from pneumonia.....worst Valorant player ever
2021-03-07 10:23	442	27	40	72	797	I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. It turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
2021-03-09 14:53	141	30	49	30	255	Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.
2021-03-13 14:38	146	24	32	16	253	What did the horse say when it tripped? Help me I cant giddyup!
2021-03-14 03:25	69	14	28	5	59	What did the horse say when it tripped? Help me I cant giddyup!
2021-03-15 08:42	692	30	57	131	1298	Today I ordered 2000 lbs of Chinese food. It was Won Ton.
2021-03-16 08:38	196	21	32	20	261	I got gas today for $1.39!! Kind of sad it was at Taco Bell
2021-03-17 10:49	1335	23	50	124	1799	Just saw two Snails fighting. They were slugging it out.
2021-03-18 14:13	251	30	41	31	490	I knew an Irishman that had so much energy he just kept bouncing off the walls! His name was...Rick O'Shay Rick O'shay !knifeKill !pentaAce
2021-03-19 06:34	90	21	37	9	72	I have a chicken proof lawn. It is impeckable
2021-03-19 11:24	140	26	45	12	222	I have a chicken proof lawn. It is impeckable
2021-03-20 16:21	133	29	40	17	209	I am addicted to buying Beatles albums....I need HELP
2021-03-20 23:30	14	18	18	0	0	I am addicted to buying Beatles albums....I need HELP
2021-03-21 06:57	327	39	74	37	504	One bird can’t finish a whole bowl of Fruit Loops but toucan
2021-03-21 17:42	122	22	27	15	129	One bird can’t finish a whole bowl of Fruit Loops but toucan
2021-03-23 07:10	314	30	42	61	617	I make bad Chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon (Ar)
2021-03-24 08:48	126	23	38	20	249	an Art Thief's van ran out of gas. He had no Monet to buy Degas to make Van Gogh
2021-03-24 20:42	72	12	13	0	85	an Art Thief's van ran out of gas. He had no Monet to buy Degas to make Van Gogh
2021-03-25 07:55	399	36	53	51	824	Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. it is pasteurized before you see it
2021-03-25 15:14	40	23	29	3	0	Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. it is pasteurized before you see it
2021-03-25 21:55	359	22	35	11	445	Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. it is pasteurized before you see it
2021-03-27 08:04	780	32	49	86	1447	"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
2021-03-28 01:52	122	22	34	7	187	"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
2021-03-28 09:27	267	34	57	25	419	What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? Together we can end this crap!
2021-03-28 15:32	242	29	42	13	364	What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? Together we can end this crap!
2021-03-29 03:39	65	15	18	0	48	What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? Together we can end this crap!
2021-03-29 09:19	395	29	42	24	565	what does a sprinter eat before a race? nothing they fast
2021-03-29 18:27	617	31	87	48	979	what does a sprinter eat before a race? nothing they fast
2021-03-30 09:45	159	28	37	6	191	bought a Universal Remote and thought Well that changes everything
2021-03-30 16:45	249	27	40	4603	359	bought a Universal Remote and thought Well that changes everything
2021-03-31 01:47	137	20	28	7	149	bought a Universal Remote and thought Well that changes everything
2021-03-31 10:07	227	26	42	20	333	watched an Aussie cooking show they made meringue. And the people applauded, strange I thought Aussie boo..meringue
2021-03-31 18:34	110	26	38	3	106	watched an Aussie cooking show they made meringue. And the people applauded, strange I thought Aussie boo..meringue
2021-04-01 02:14	70	14	17	0	64	watched an Aussie cooking show they made meringue. And the people applauded, strange I thought Aussie boo..meringue
2021-04-01 09:19	245	16	28	9	313	why do ducks have tail feathers??? Because it hides their butt quack
2021-04-01 15:00	155	26	34	9	180	why do ducks have tail feathers??? Because it hides their butt quack
2021-04-02 01:20	64	14	19	1116	72	why do ducks have tail feathers??? Because it hides their butt quack
2021-04-02 09:03	171	26	35	29	225	Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster
2021-04-02 23:31	253	18	28	19	295	Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster
2021-04-03 10:28	316	27	59	29	593	is April 3rd the Final Countdown?? 4-3-21
2021-04-06 01:34	130	15	23	0	137	Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
2021-04-06 11:52	62	20	24	0	50	A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe. It hurt like the Dickens
2021-04-06 14:10	44	15	19	-1	0	A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe. It hurt like the Dickens
2021-04-07 09:50	244	27	43	27	315	bought some shoes from a drug dealer. They must be laced with something I been tripping all day
2021-04-08 01:10	204	14	21	351	210	bought some shoes from a drug dealer. They must be laced with something I been tripping all day
2021-04-08 09:56	98	23	31	8	173	went jogging in a new area. I passed a cake, pie and ice cream and they said this area was not deserted
2021-04-09 11:40	324	30	49	-52	540	A pig went into a bar ordered 10 beers, paid for them and drank them all. The pig got up and said Now I can wee wee wee all the way home
2021-04-10 02:09	135	23	30	-57	153	A pig went into a bar ordered 10 beers, paid for them and drank them all. The pig got up and said Now I can wee wee wee all the way home
2021-04-10 11:10	64	23	28	3	109	if you fall in your own driveway it will be your own asphalt
2021-04-13 01:11	193	24	32	25	271	Post Malone is a rapper......ho malone is a movie starring Macaulay Culkin
2021-04-13 10:36	388	33	44	29	684	Dad: knock knockMe: Who's there? Dad: Little old lady Me: Little old lady who? Dad: I didn't know you could yodel!
2021-04-14 01:26	198	16	20	3	171	Dad: knock knockMe: Who's there? Dad: Little old lady Me: Little old lady who? Dad: I didn't know you could yodel!
2021-04-14 08:13	491	27	51	48	818	What did Michael Jackson call his denim store? Billie Jeans
2021-04-15 10:06	168	25	43	28	151	I was gonna say a cow joke but decided the steaks were to high I know that joke is so moooving
2021-04-15 16:20	334	29	53	-2	486	I was gonna say a cow joke but decided the steaks were to high I know that joke is so moooving
2021-04-16 01:14	160	20	28	60	143	I was gonna say a cow joke but decided the steaks were to high I know that joke is so moooving
2021-04-16 09:57	227	20	35	15	319	Elon Musk wants to put a restaurant on Mars. Great Food but No atmosphere
2021-04-16 17:35	159	20	29	-5	136	Elon Musk wants to put a restaurant on Mars. Great Food but No atmosphere
2021-04-17 01:52	152	13	22	6	129	Elon Musk wants to put a restaurant on Mars. Great Food but No atmosphere
2021-04-17 12:32	112	14	21	3	108	did you hear Fruit of the Loom sued Hanes.....it was a brief case
2021-04-18 00:39	245	17	35	4	253	did you hear Fruit of the Loom sued Hanes.....it was a brief case
2021-04-18 12:35	119	18	24	-67	204	Lego store reopens after lockdown. People are lined up for Blocks
2021-04-19 12:21	483	26	42	-385	674	Cosmetology student missed the class. Now they have a make up makeup test
2021-04-20 00:56	168	17	27	1	172	Cosmetology student missed the class. Now they have a make up makeup test
2021-04-20 09:39	155	24	35	-17	154	I figured out what a four-wheeled vehicle and television have in common: They're both ATV.
2021-04-21 02:05	159	14	24	6	129	I figured out what a four-wheeled vehicle and television have in common: They're both ATV.
2021-04-21 12:18	196	20	34	562	224	the Black Eyed Peas can sing songs but the Chick Peas can only hummus them
2021-04-22 00:46	148	16	23	62	142	the Black Eyed Peas can sing songs but the Chick Peas can only hummus them
2021-04-22 11:42	222	28	36	12	360	lost my job as a bartender because I kept dropping bottles. They said I couldn't hold my liquor
2021-04-22 15:53	51	21	26	0	0	lost my job as a bartender because I kept dropping bottles. They said I couldn't hold my liquor
2021-04-23 11:41	423	20	32	5	436	What kind of dr was dr pepper? A fizzition!😂
2021-04-26 11:00	124	21	28	128	175	I have no clue wtf I doing
2021-04-26 13:31	193	22	35	0	321	I have no clue wtf I doing
2021-04-27 01:27	177	19	25	6	196	I bought 9 square feet of land in Scotland. I now own a Scotland Yard
2021-04-27 11:39	565	19	32	4	874	Did you hear about the bodybuilder who took too much protein powder? He whey’d too much.
2021-04-28 03:04	90	13	16	9	82	Did you hear about the bodybuilder who took too much protein powder? He whey’d too much.
2021-04-28 11:59	425	15	22	-1	434	“I stand corrected,” said the man in orthopedic shoes.
2021-04-29 01:11	193	20	29	3	140	“I stand corrected,” said the man in orthopedic shoes.
2021-05-01 01:07	227	20	30	12	228	when a short person waves at something is it called a Microwave?
2021-05-05 09:42	282	21	43	4	306	imagine if Ella Fitzgerald had married Darth Vader she would be Ella Vader
2021-05-07 12:31	313	16	26	6	303	Simba was walking to slow so they told him to Mufasa
2021-05-08 01:45	169	15	20	-9	135	Simba was walking to slow so they told him to Mufasa
2021-05-09 01:55	229	18	35	5	244	if you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists PLEASE DO NOT PLAY DEAD
2021-05-09 10:40	114	15	21	2	110	How do you cut a little pizza? With little caesars!
2021-05-09 14:33	141	13	17	-1	136	How do you cut a little pizza? With little caesars!
2021-05-11 02:03	141	14	21	6	92	how do you cut a little pizza? With little caesars
2021-05-11 12:21	393	27	76	34	656	Falcons can live to be 12-15 years old. So all Falcons were born in the 21st century. Therefore they are all Millennial Falcons
2021-05-13 09:57	627	18	31	15	643	When a cow has a baby, does it become decaffeinated?
2021-05-14 01:17	177	15	26	7	127	When a cow has a baby, does it become decaffeinated?
2021-05-14 09:18	166	21	33	12	197	I spent my entire savings on pasta... was worth every penne
2021-05-17 15:53	131	20	27	0	148	When heating Alphabet Spaghetti don't leave it unattended, it could spell disaster.
2021-05-19 03:01	123	13	19	4	87	I spent my entire savings on pasta... was worth every penne
2021-05-19 10:03	81	23	44	4	60	the opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll
2021-05-23 01:21	153	12	16	-4	167	I got hit in the head with a can of soda, good thing it was a soft drink
2021-05-24 14:23	831	15	27	15	841	I got hit in the head with a can of soda, good thing it was a soft drink
2021-05-25 10:48	196	20	28	4	236	wanted to cook some alligator last night but I only had a croc pot
2021-05-25 17:34	190	10	16	-7	109	wanted to cook some alligator last night but I only had a croc pot
2021-05-26 13:00	484	15	22	-3	465	Boss wanted me to sin up fir a 401k I can't run that far
2021-05-28 02:50	104	10	12	1	40	How much room do you need for fungi to grow? as mushroom as possible
2021-05-28 13:02	262	16	30	9	221	if you love a hotel so much maybe you should Marriott. that's is such Quality Inn that joke
2021-05-29 01:31	133	13	17	1	91	if you love a hotel so much maybe you should Marriott. that's is such Quality Inn that joke
2021-05-29 11:32	482	18	26	-2	415	what happens if you have a bladder infection?? Urine trouble
2021-05-30 00:42	292	12	16	1	166	what happens if you have a bladder infection?? Urine trouble
2021-05-30 13:27	367	19	28	0	335	what is the opposite of Isolate? Yousoearly
2021-05-31 01:08	166	13	19	0	93	what is the opposite of Isolate? Yousoearly
2021-05-31 13:24	221	18	28	2	197	my Uncle Roy use to sell pants for a 25 cents a piece. He was called Quarter Roy
2021-05-31 20:01	103	13	18	0	82	my Uncle Roy use to sell pants for a 25 cents a piece. He was called Quarter Roy
2021-06-01 02:00	85	8	10	-2	34	my Uncle Roy use to sell pants for a 25 cents a piece. He was called Quarter Roy
2021-06-01 03:51	123	12	18	-4	58	my Uncle Roy use to sell pants for a 25 cents a piece. He was called Quarter Roy
2021-06-01 11:34	920	14	23	200	615	Why does the metric system have no standing in the USA? Because it has no feet.
2021-06-02 10:22	162	12	17	6	86	How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints
2021-06-03 10:39	456	26	62	15	403	what kind of insurance would Moses have today?? Medicare part C
2021-06-04 00:19	195	14	19	-2	105	what kind of insurance would Moses have today?? Medicare part C
2021-06-04 12:23	231	14	23	-158	135	do not eat aluminum or you will sheet metal
2021-06-04 22:47	227	11	15	-1	141	do not eat aluminum or you will sheet metal
2021-06-05 11:53	891	22	76	25	917	What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code.
2021-06-06 09:16	368	27	45	22	359	What kind of a car does a Jedi drive?? A toy - yoda
2021-06-06 17:30	25	10	11	0	24	What kind of a car does a Jedi drive?? A toy - yoda
2021-06-07 01:44	70	11	14	-1	27	What kind of a car does a Jedi drive?? A toy - yoda
2021-06-07 12:51	793	17	34	4	668	What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer? The space bar.
2021-06-08 11:35	339	16	24	1	234	Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
2021-06-08 19:33	161	14	23	0	85	Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
2021-06-09 09:32	312	15	21	1	153	Which bear is the most condescending? A Pan DUH?
2021-06-10 10:39	115	9	12	1	42	Onion Rings are vegetable donuts
2021-06-11 12:00	504	16	22	1	281	Did you hear about the cow that got knighted? The name is sir loin
2021-06-12 01:41	83	12	15	-3	38	Did you hear about the cow that got knighted? The name is sir loin
2021-06-13 13:39	735	23	39	24	681	I got hired at a bicycle factory making Bike wheels. I am the spokesman
2021-06-14 14:14	110	11	13	0	61	I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by I kneaded the dough.
2021-06-15 00:37	148	13	15	-4	95	I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by I kneaded the dough.
2021-06-15 11:39	465	22	32	21	336	I started the new Tequila diet. So far I have lost 2 days
2021-06-16 00:01	113	11	13	4	62	I started the new Tequila diet. So far I have lost 2 days
2021-06-16 22:07	77	8	11	2	69	Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder
2021-06-16 23:52	22	15	15	0	0	Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder
2021-06-17 02:13	201	16	25	16	105	Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder
2021-06-17 11:11	263	20	37	23	261	A clerk at a store fought off a thief with a labeling gun. Police looking for a man with a price on his head
2021-06-17 19:08	86	13	14	1	65	A clerk at a store fought off a thief with a labeling gun. Police looking for a man with a price on his head
2021-06-18 11:38	356	31	249	81	342	When two vegans get into an argument, is it still called a beef?
2021-06-19 13:40	344	14	28	25	391	Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea
2021-06-19 22:43	131	15	24	9	128	Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea
2021-06-20 01:01	83	16	20	2	48	Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea
2021-06-20 09:19	165	19	28	23	231	my son asked if we were pyromaniacs? I said we arson
2021-06-20 12:34	50	17	21	8	50	my son asked if we were pyromaniacs? I said we arson
2021-06-20 20:41	163	13	19	10	167	my son asked if we were pyromaniacs? I said we arson
2021-06-21 06:44	80	10	15	3	80	Mary had a little lamb and then her husband fainted in the delivery room
2021-06-21 10:47	277	45	323	124	1233	Mary had a little lamb and then her husband fainted in the delivery room
2021-06-22 12:17	137	17	22	0	160	Mary had a little lamb and then her husband fainted in the delivery room
2021-06-22 18:28	216	13	24	9	192	Mary had a little lamb and then her husband fainted in the delivery room
2021-06-23 19:15	109	7	10	0	60	lost my pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife
2021-06-24 10:06	198	11	16	6	230	put on shirt a button fell off, picked up a briefcase the handle fell off, opened a door handle fell off, now scared to pee
2021-06-24 14:02	332	13	17	2	246	put on shirt a button fell off, picked up a briefcase the handle fell off, opened a door handle fell off, now scared to pee
2021-06-25 02:01	173	9	14	1	86	put on shirt a button fell off, picked up a briefcase the handle fell off, opened a door handle fell off, now scared to pee
2021-06-25 11:15	110	13	21	7	124	A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. When asked about it. pirate says there is a Bounty on his head
2021-06-25 13:52	12	10	10	0	0	A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. When asked about it. pirate says there is a Bounty on his head
2021-06-27 09:24	90	13	18	2	62	A herd of cows escaped to a nearby hemp farm. Let's just say the steaks are high...
2021-06-27 15:52	152	17	30	5	231	A herd of cows escaped to a nearby hemp farm. Let's just say the steaks are high...
2021-06-28 09:56	308	20	32	32	438	most people have heard of Karl Marx, but his sister Onya invented the starting pistol
2021-06-28 15:45	109	15	19	1	112	most people have heard of Karl Marx, but his sister Onya invented the starting pistol
2021-06-29 01:24	130	12	20	2	94	most people have heard of Karl Marx, but his sister Onya invented the starting pistol
2021-06-29 10:03	211	11	13	4	150	lady asked God to remove everything fake in her life, she is now baldheaded, no eyebrows and her boobs are missing
2021-06-29 15:17	157	11	16	4	95	lady asked God to remove everything fake in her life, she is now baldheaded, no eyebrows and her boobs are missing
2021-06-30 08:15	359	19	37	32	341	I’ve got the body of a god! Unfortunately it’s Buddha!
2021-06-30 18:37	127	16	24	2	87	I’ve got the body of a god! Unfortunately it’s Buddha!
2021-07-01 11:52	302	16	25	14	230	breaking news!! Snap, Crackle and Pop killed! Cops seeking cereal killer
2021-07-01 20:16	18	12	12	0	0	breaking news!! Snap, Crackle and Pop killed! Cops seeking cereal killer
2021-07-02 11:50	104	16	23	3	85	Female mathematicians wear algebras.
2021-07-02 18:53	101	14	21	8	71	Female mathematicians wear algebras.
2021-07-03 01:23	21	10	10	0	0	Female mathematicians wear algebras.
2021-07-04 09:20	84	15	20	3	60	What did the battery say to the jumper cables? You trying to start something
2021-07-05 09:41	63	16	20	11	46	Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’ll let it go.
2021-07-05 12:13	291	17	25	10	292	Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’ll let it go.
2021-07-05 19:55	69	13	20	1	54	Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’ll let it go.
2021-07-06 11:20	294	12	19	8	220	Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’ll let it go.
2021-07-07 01:48	16	7	7	0	0	in the south Pacific, bears gather late in the day and sing to the fish to try and catch them. It's called Salmon Chanted Evening
2021-07-07 02:10	134	10	13	2	47	in the south Pacific, bears gather late in the day and sing to the fish to try and catch them. It's called Salmon Chanted Evening
2021-07-07 10:44	290	13	24	4	205	why are frogs so happy?? Because they eat whatever bugs them
2021-07-08 01:04	200	12	18	6	102	why are frogs so happy?? Because they eat whatever bugs them
2021-07-08 10:24	70	16	22	7	60	at my age having an all-nighter just means I did not have to get up to pee
2021-07-09 09:28	1126	826	5181	835	24063	ordered a Chicken and an Egg from Amazon. Will let you know which comes 1st
2021-07-10 09:27	427	54	95	130	1820	I bought a little bag of air today and noticed the company added a few potato Chips to it
2021-07-11 08:41	363	53	72	120	1769	I made aa playlist for my hike. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem, It's my Trail Mix
2021-07-12 03:40	135	30	47	38	402	I made aa playlist for my hike. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem, It's my Trail Mix
2021-07-12 09:33	91	45	70	31	388	do you ever wonder if Songbirds get mad at Hummingbirds fir not knowing the words?
2021-07-12 11:40	204	45	60	54	789	do you ever wonder if Songbirds get mad at Hummingbirds fir not knowing the words?
2021-07-12 18:16	158	26	35	38	443	do you ever wonder if Songbirds get mad at Hummingbirds fir not knowing the words?
2021-07-12 23:27	227	28	38	33	655	do you ever wonder if Songbirds get mad at Hummingbirds fir not knowing the words?
2021-07-13 09:05	419	41	56	103	1541	the Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but the chick peas can only hummus one
2021-07-13 20:03	191	27	52	52	499	the Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but the chick peas can only hummus one
2021-07-14 02:45	99	20	23	13	216	the Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but the chick peas can only hummus one
2021-07-14 11:16	208	27	35	36	550	the inventor of the auto-correct has died. His funeral is tomato
2021-07-15 09:02	202	37	54	85	641	"Latte" is French for "you paid way to much money for coffee"
2021-07-15 14:12	252	28	42	47	465	"Latte" is French for "you paid way to much money for coffee"
2021-07-15 21:02	152	21	30	21	271	"Latte" is French for "you paid way to much money for coffee"
2021-07-16 10:08	96	24	36	22	240	I must admit that you really have to hand it to Short people....because they can't reach it
2021-07-17 10:14	240	27	39	55	481	what we learn from cows, hippos and elephants......you cant reduce weight by eating grass or salads and walkingg
2021-07-17 18:21	63	19	21	2	53	what we learn from cows, hippos and elephants......you cant reduce weight by eating grass or salads and walking
2021-07-18 01:27	197	18	26	18	359	what we learn from cows, hippos and elephants......you cant reduce weight by eating grass or salads and walking
2021-07-18 13:07	77	22	27	5	112	Monsters don't like to eat ghosts because they taste like sheet
2021-07-20 09:36	258	24	37	26	488	How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three The Left Ear The Right Ear And The Final Front-Ear
2021-07-20 20:12	42	15	17	1	45	How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three The Left Ear The Right Ear And The Final Front-Ear
2021-07-21 14:21	193	22	31	5	387	Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
2021-07-24 09:29	255	26	40	17	389	did you know that when a short person waves at you it is called a microwave
2021-07-24 15:45	99	14	20	1	161	did you know that when a short person waves at you it is called a microwave
2021-07-24 22:25	99	15	23	1	131	did you know that when a short person waves at you it is called a microwave
2021-07-25 12:46	138	22	35	2	171	I can Roast Beef but can't Pea Soup
2021-07-25 20:03	101	15	20	5	115	I can Roast Beef but can't Pea Soup
2021-07-26 11:12	292	20	35	21	408	If anyone has a better fish pun, Then let minnow!
2021-07-26 21:17	47	15	17	4	84	If anyone has a better fish pun, Then let minnow!
2021-07-27 07:40	464	138	376	22	1230	I want to be buried with all my old record albums. It will be my vinyl resting place
2021-07-28 01:32	162	20	34	8	218	I want to be buried with all my old record albums. It will be my vinyl resting place
2021-07-28 14:52	142	25	31	5	211	I accidentally drank some invisible ink. I am now at the ER waiting to be seen
2021-07-29 01:20	115	20	31	8	115	I accidentally drank some invisible ink. I am now at the ER waiting to be seen
2021-07-29 10:15	209	31	45	8	232	what do you call a short female parent? A minimum
2021-07-29 16:37	147	17	29	111	174	what do you call a short female parent? A minimum
2021-07-30 08:47	237	29	54	19	313	in the movie Star Wars did you know Yoda has a last name? It's LayHeeHoo
2021-07-30 16:06	138	18	26	-4	150	in the movie Star Wars did you know Yoda has a last name? It's LayHeeHoo
2021-07-30 23:08	296	17	24	17	298	in the movie Star Wars did you know Yoda has a last name? It's LayHeeHoo
2021-07-31 09:07	287	22	32	21	354	WALMART is giving out FREE school supplies to anyone who can outrun security
2021-08-01 06:19	205	16	24	9	307	if a drummer comes out of retirement will their be repercussions?
2021-08-01 14:54	290	20	30	6	419	if a drummer comes out of retirement will their be repercussions?
2021-08-02 00:42	182	16	23	1	186	if a drummer comes out of retirement will their be repercussions?
2021-08-02 09:41	373	21	37	-38	432	I tried cooking dinner last night with wine., % glasses later I forgot why I was in the kitchen
2021-08-03 09:29	545	20	31	1104	613	did you know you can knock someone out with gas or a boat paddle? it's an ether/oar situation
2021-08-04 00:57	177	22	33	12	216	did you know you can knock someone out with gas or a boat paddle? it's an ether/oar situation
2021-08-04 09:29	245	24	35	18	252	did you know you can knock someone out with gas or a boat paddle? it's an ether/oar situation
2021-08-04 17:00	95	10	16	2	120	did you know you can knock someone out with gas or a boat paddle? it's an ether/oar situation
2021-08-05 10:40	204	19	26	385	270	just found out that the company that produces yard sticks won't be making them any longer
2021-08-05 21:02	22	16	20	1	26	just found out that the company that produces yard sticks won't be making them any longer
2021-08-06 00:27	197	13	18	3	229	just found out that the company that produces yard sticks won't be making them any longer
2021-08-07 11:08	286	24	33	2202	290	I rubbed ketchup into my eyes, now I have Heinzsight
2021-08-12 01:40	124	16	26	3	132	never buy flowers from a monk!!! Only you can prevent florist friars
2021-08-12 13:35	89	15	22	5	72	never buy flowers from a monk!!! Only you can prevent florist friars
2021-08-13 02:14	170	14	20	1	133	never buy flowers from a monk!!! Only you can prevent florist friars
2021-08-14 03:38	186	24	38	8	176	never buy flowers from a monk!!! Only you can prevent florist friars
2021-08-14 11:08	136	16	23	8	146	never buy flowers from a monk!!! Only you can prevent florist friars
2021-08-15 01:34	200	16	19	-3	126	never buy flowers from a monk!!! Only you can prevent florist friars
2021-08-15 15:44	250	16	23	5	200	never buy flowers from a monk!!! Only you can prevent florist friars
2021-08-17 01:34	120	12	14	-1	118	saw a mattress on a car's roof and thought wow prostitutes are using Door Dash now
2021-08-17 13:33	261	15	29	153	260	the Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people
2021-08-18 01:33	211	11	22	6	208	the Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people
2021-08-19 11:17	437	20	37	22	433	5 out of 4 people struggle with math!! 2 days till vacation starts
2021-08-19 18:37	117	13	17	-56	49	5 out of 4 people struggle with math!! 2 days till vacation starts
2021-08-20 01:56	148	13	25	0	97	5 out of 4 people struggle with math!! 2 days till vacation starts
2021-08-20 12:36	228	21	32	8	209	why was the frog waiting for a bus?? Because their car got toad
2021-09-06 10:38	16	13	13	0	0	RIP Highlander the Old dogs will miss you
2021-09-06 11:38	306	19	24	-53	281	RIP Highlander the Old dogs will miss you
2021-09-07 11:38	156	18	27	7	150	RIP Highlander the Old dogs will miss you, I am worst Player ever
2021-09-08 18:03	211	16	22	0	189	RIP Highlander the Old dogs will miss you, I am worst Player ever
2021-09-09 00:46	198	15	21	8	183	RIP Highlander the Old dogs will miss you, I am worst Player ever
2021-09-09 09:00	174	13	22	2	107	A pun enter a room and kills 10 people. Pun in 10 dead
2021-09-10 09:41	213	16	23	7	194	You hear about the new planes that only fly men and women losing their hair ? It's called Receding Airlines.
2021-09-11 18:01	173	15	28	1	143	To measure puns properly, use a sighsmograph.
2021-09-12 09:28	166	14	22	0	119	the man that invented the jug has passed away. Tribute have been pouring in
2021-09-13 01:19	125	13	17	3	93	the man that invented the jug has passed away. Tribute have been pouring in
2021-09-13 10:40	304	26	37	337	390	no matter how far you push the envelope it will still be stationary
2021-09-14 02:38	86	10	11	-1	40	no matter how far you push the envelope it will still be stationary
2021-09-14 11:19	235	17	29	20	227	If a short person waves at something is that called aa microwave?
2021-09-14 15:43	51	12	16	0	29	If a short person waves at something is that called aa microwave?
2021-09-15 01:02	172	17	22	3	99	If a short person waves at something is that called aa microwave?
2021-09-15 09:45	389	20	33	14	366	I put curry on my French Fries. I call it "Curry On My Wayward Spud". And yes There'll be peas when you are done
2021-09-16 01:15	149	16	23	4	140	I put curry on my French Fries. I call it "Curry On My Wayward Spud". And yes There'll be peas when you are done
2021-09-16 09:59	315	18	41	10	319	Ithemanturk and I went out for some beers, Turk looked at 2 older gents and said thats us in a few years. I said dude thats a mirror
2021-09-16 18:17	217	21	35	8	258	Ithemanturk and I went out for some beers, Turk looked at 2 older gents and said thats us in a few years. I said dude thats a mirror
2021-09-17 12:47	227	19	30	22	306	I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
2021-09-19 02:34	130	12	18	3	90	I got my friend a telepathic abacus... It's the thought that counts.
2021-09-19 10:14	270	18	30	298	408	It's hard to teach a kleptomaniacs humor. They take everything so literally
2021-09-20 14:50	264	16	28	9	283	My computer asked me to choose a password with eight characters. I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
2021-09-21 01:11	173	14	22	3	104	My computer asked me to choose a password with eight characters. I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
2021-09-21 11:59	135	21	27	13	125	Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
2021-09-22 01:56	228	11	16	4	136	Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
2021-09-22 12:22	132	12	16	6	123	If you crack your bottle of whiskey, do you fix it with... ...scotch tape??
2021-09-23 10:09	135	19	28	3	167	what type of electricity do you get when you can harness humor? gigglewatts
2021-09-23 17:44	150	20	33	6	163	what type of electricity do you get when you can harness humor? gigglewatts
2021-09-24 02:13	121	10	12	1	50	what type of electricity do you get when you can harness humor? gigglewatts
2021-09-24 09:34	380	32	52	42	649	where do I keep all my dad jokes?? In a dad-a-base
2021-09-25 07:19	405	28	47	44	569	what did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells
2021-09-25 16:17	97	18	26	2	59	what did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells
2021-09-26 05:18	106	22	35	13	115	I once felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body....then I was born.
2021-09-26 11:00	254	22	39	20	366	I once felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body....then I was born.
2021-09-27 01:40	194	16	25	5	165	I once felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body....then I was born.
2021-09-27 08:56	678	29	48	51	872	the Photomat has been robbed!!!!! There will be No Film at 11. It's my Birthday!!!!!!!!
2021-09-28 01:37	187	24	33	13	219	the Photomat has been robbed!!!!! There will be No Film at 11. It's my Birthday!!!!!!!!
2021-09-28 09:27	137	22	33	18	190	the Invisible man and woman got married. Not sure what they saw in each other, Their kids were nothing to look at either
2021-09-28 13:29	205	23	36	19	255	the Invisible man and woman got married. Not sure what they saw in each other, Their kids were nothing to look at either
2021-09-28 21:51	403	21	31	23	449	the Invisible man and woman got married. Not sure what they saw in each other, Their kids were nothing to look at either
2021-09-29 10:14	380	24	33	23	428	What happens when you put bad feet in your breakfast? You get CORNflakes
2021-09-29 23:52	272	14	24	8	173	What happens when you put bad feet in your breakfast? You get CORNflakes
2021-09-30 09:17	167	21	28	25	175	just sold my Homing Pigeon on ebay for the 25th time
2021-10-01 09:33	451	24	35	26	503	Bono and Edge walk into as bar.....the Bartender says "oh no not U2 again..."
2021-10-01 20:57	387	15	22	15	354	Terrible bird puns always create cheep laughs.
2021-10-02 09:09	175	19	31	6	266	1 country singer began wearing all black clothes, makeup, etc. He is known as Goth Brooks
2021-10-02 12:46	88	13	17	9	63	1 country singer began wearing all black clothes, makeup, etc. He is known as Goth Brooks
2021-10-03 01:51	153	20	29	12	137	1 country singer began wearing all black clothes, makeup, etc. He is known as Goth Brooks
2021-10-03 10:10	134	25	37	11	223	why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it is time-consuming and it always wants seconds
2021-10-03 14:27	157	22	36	17	202	why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it is time-consuming and it always wants seconds
2021-10-04 00:12	172	18	24	5	156	why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it is time-consuming and it always wants seconds
2021-10-04 09:59	125	21	29	7	84	A chicken crossing the road is just Poultry in Motion
2021-10-04 16:32	252	34	49	25	341	A chicken crossing the road is just Poultry in Motion
2021-10-05 08:28	636	30	49	65	898	thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, turned out to be a optical Aleutian
2021-10-05 21:25	119	21	28	16	144	thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, turned out to be a optical Aleutian
2021-10-06 08:58	126	21	31	8	122	a rubber band pistol was taken from a math class because it was a weapon of math disruption
2021-10-06 14:07	87	14	22	0	89	a rubber band pistol was taken from a math class because it was a weapon of math disruption
2021-10-07 02:02	222	19	31	7	208	a rubber band pistol was taken from a math class because it was a weapon of math disruption
2021-10-07 09:04	350	24	43	31	440	I really love fresh produce, from the top of my head, to-ma-toes
2021-10-07 18:27	127	21	31	2	170	I really love fresh produce, from the top of my head, to-ma-toes
2021-10-08 09:47	137	20	32	10	154	the Energizer Bunny has been arrested!! Charged with Battery
2021-10-08 20:43	71	19	27	0	54	the Energizer Bunny has been arrested!! Charged with Battery
2021-10-09 07:15	629	28	44	43	883	I love jokes about eyes, the cornea the better.
2021-10-09 20:00	15	9	18	1	0	I love jokes about eyes, the cornea the better.
2021-10-10 09:05	679	33	57	36	1091	a big SHOUT out to my fingers!!!! I can always count on them
2021-10-11 08:08	296	25	44	26	417	in 1876 Alexander Graham Bell makes the 1st phone call. Moments later he was notified that his cars extended warranty has expired
2021-10-11 13:47	57	17	22	0	77	in 1876 Alexander Graham Bell makes the 1st phone call. Moments later he was notified that his cars extended warranty has expired
2021-10-12 08:20	294	27	47	22	383	Please pray for my ski instructor, he’s very ill and going downhill fast.
2021-10-12 21:00	75	20	28	2	82	Please pray for my ski instructor, he’s very ill and going downhill fast.
2021-10-13 01:50	174	22	35	16	194	Please pray for my ski instructor, he’s very ill and going downhill fast.
2021-10-13 07:54	270	34	47	21	388	how to tell the sex of an ant!! Drop them in water, if they sink it's a girl Ant, If it floats it's a Buoy ant No Sleep I be bad
2021-10-13 15:19	175	33	45	22	284	how to tell the sex of an ant!! Drop them in water, if they sink it's a girl Ant, If it floats it's a Buoy ant
2021-10-14 00:18	236	22	33	16	305	how to tell the sex of an ant!! Drop them in water, if they sink it's a girl Ant, If it floats it's a Buoy ant
2021-10-14 08:27	227	27	34	16	265	My electric toothbrush just broke so I guess I will have to use my acoustic one.
2021-10-14 14:26	218	23	30	8	309	My electric toothbrush just broke so I guess I will have to use my acoustic one.
2021-10-14 21:11	323	21	29	14	343	My electric toothbrush just broke so I guess I will have to use my acoustic one.
2021-10-15 08:30	154	31	47	18	181	Someone just called my phone, sneezed and hung up. I hate cold calls.
2021-10-15 11:48	136	24	30	5	147	Someone just called my phone, sneezed and hung up. I hate cold calls.
2021-10-15 16:39	525	22	37	7	580	Someone just called my phone, sneezed and hung up. I hate cold calls.
2021-10-16 10:38	36	23	28	1	0	If the Devil ever lost his hair there sure would be Hell toupee
2021-10-16 12:04	220	26	36	13	306	If the Devil ever lost his hair there sure would be Hell toupee
2021-10-16 16:19	75	14	18	0	89	If the Devil ever lost his hair there sure would be Hell toupee
2021-10-17 09:30	244	25	40	10	295	Random Thought: When Dwayne Johnson gets older will he become the Rock of Ages
2021-10-17 16:44	150	23	30	9	192	Random Thought: When Dwayne Johnson gets older will he become the Rock of Ages
2021-10-17 22:43	11	11	11	0	0	Random Thought: When Dwayne Johnson gets older will he become the Rock of Ages
2021-10-18 00:55	159	17	22	10	172	Random Thought: When Dwayne Johnson gets older will he become the Rock of Ages
2021-10-18 10:06	138	23	36	3	147	So I witnessed a fight between two Chinese Bears a while ago. It was absolute Pandamonium..
2021-10-18 13:08	216	16	20	2	225	So I witnessed a fight between two Chinese Bears a while ago. It was absolute Pandamonium..
2021-10-20 01:10	164	19	27	6	129	I so dislike Russian Dolls. They are so full of themselves.
2021-10-20 12:38	176	27	37	29	209	I so dislike Russian Dolls. They are so full of themselves.
2021-10-21 01:47	97	20	31	12	111	I so dislike Russian Dolls. They are so full of themselves.
2021-10-21 09:28	396	32	45	28	487	Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
2021-10-21 21:29	375	22	39	21	408	Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
2021-10-22 12:17	107	21	31	12	130	Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
2021-10-22 19:19	155	17	32	10	163	Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
2021-10-23 02:19	95	19	28	14	107	Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
2021-10-23 10:02	252	40	58	88	422	Recently, our vet recommended false teeth for Monty, our ten-year-old pet python. So, Monty is now an indentured serpent.
2021-10-24 11:53	171	34	48	43	300	In England we call it a Lift but, in America they call it an Elevator. I wonder why that is... I guess we are just raised differently.
2021-10-25 12:05	119	34	44	31	214	HOW TO CATCH A POLAR BEAR - Cut a hole in the ice and put peas around it. When the bear comes for a pea you kick him in the ice hole!!!
2021-10-25 14:57	427	28	59	49	638	HOW TO CATCH A POLAR BEAR - Cut a hole in the ice and put peas around it. When the bear comes for a pea you kick him in the ice hole!!!
2021-10-26 01:17	167	26	42	20	238	HOW TO CATCH A POLAR BEAR - Cut a hole in the ice and put peas around it. When the bear comes for a pea you kick him in the ice hole!!!
2021-10-26 11:31	213	43	61	84	458	If Al Gore put equations to music, would they be AlGoreRhythms?
2021-10-26 19:18	56	30	50	16	103	If Al Gore put equations to music, would they be AlGoreRhythms?
2021-10-27 10:03	231	45	63	75	497	Cops are investigating the theft of toilets from the police station. Investigators have nothing to go on!
2021-10-27 19:13	181	25	39	29	254	Cops are investigating the theft of toilets from the police station. Investigators have nothing to go on!
2021-10-28 01:29	145	30	49	26	236	Cops are investigating the theft of toilets from the police station. Investigators have nothing to go on!
2021-10-28 10:09	195	42	54	46	426	went to buy some after shave lotion. Could not decide between floral or Citrus fragrances. I must be bi-scentual
2021-10-28 14:29	25	15	23	5	0	went to buy some after shave lotion. Could not decide between floral or Citrus fragrances. I must be bi-scentual
2021-10-28 18:14	60	31	37	11	64	went to buy some after shave lotion. Could not decide between floral or Citrus fragrances. I must be bi-scentual
2021-10-29 08:31	414	41	63	69	788	Me: My Friend works at a Japanese Restaurant You: What's his Name? Me: Terry Acky
2021-10-29 18:41	193	33	42	21	312	Me: My Friend works at a Japanese Restaurant You: What's his Name? Me: Terry Acky
2021-10-30 01:50	94	21	28	5	117	Me: My Friend works at a Japanese Restaurant You: What's his Name? Me: Terry Acky
2021-10-30 10:49	105	27	34	8	153	tried to make a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it but nobody saw it
2021-10-30 16:31	283	29	45	33	479	tried to make a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it but nobody saw it
2021-10-31 11:24	260	32	54	40	513	Why don’t monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet!
2021-10-31 18:07	157	28	49	21	284	Why don’t monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet!
2021-10-31 23:09	55	22	35	3	60	Why don’t monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet!
2021-11-01 01:02	142	28	36	20	250	Why don’t monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet!
2021-11-01 11:03	361	42	54	47	720	I knew I shouldn't have had seafood yesterday... Now I'm feeling a little eel
2021-11-01 19:47	197	33	48	13	332	I knew I shouldn't have had seafood yesterday... Now I'm feeling a little eel
2021-11-02 02:13	92	26	31	9	132	I knew I shouldn't have had seafood yesterday... Now I'm feeling a little eel
2021-11-02 13:39	406	36	50	53	911	why do country people wear shirts with the sleeves cut off?? Cause they have the right to bear arms
2021-11-03 01:57	47	32	37	7	59	why do country people wear shirts with the sleeves cut off?? Cause they have the right to bear arms
2021-11-03 10:03	191	31	43	25	327	My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
2021-11-03 20:31	73	21	27	7	62	My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
2021-11-04 07:13	381	33	57	63	710	Why does Homer Simpson like eating pizza? Because it has a lot of d'oh
2021-11-04 15:15	69	26	33	1	48	Why does Homer Simpson like eating pizza? Because it has a lot of d'oh
2021-11-04 21:30	45	14	22	8	35	Why does Homer Simpson like eating pizza? Because it has a lot of d'oh
2021-11-05 02:06	118	17	24	6	136	Why does Homer Simpson like eating pizza? Because it has a lot of d'oh
2021-11-05 12:49	65	24	33	7	128	I have a step ladder......I never met my real ladder
2021-11-05 18:59	185	177	784	205	4970	I have a step ladder......I never met my real ladder
2021-11-06 02:26	128	45	56	10	263	I have a step ladder......I never met my real ladder
2021-11-06 14:38	246	31	54	50	570	I got thrown out of the local park here. I arraigned the squirrels by height. They said I cant critter size anymore
2021-11-08 02:15	129	31	51	25	233	Casper wears boo jeans.
2021-11-08 11:21	193	53	62	95	682	What do you call a made-up color? A pigment of your imagination. Not feeling good might be short stream
2021-11-08 19:20	64	35	44	13	92	What do you call a made-up color? A pigment of your imagination. Not feeling good might be short stream
2021-11-09 09:55	349	30	54	83	784	What did Elvis say to the pig that fell from the sky? You ain’t nothin’ but a downed hog
2021-11-09 19:33	191	36	61	31	380	What did Elvis say to the pig that fell from the sky? You ain’t nothin’ but a downed hog
2021-11-10 10:19	115	40	55	49	349	Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard.
2021-11-11 10:46	308	80	152	73	1042	If your pig gets a rash, do you rub Oinkment on it?
2021-11-11 18:16	268	30	65	32	630	If your pig gets a rash, do you rub Oinkment on it?
2021-11-12 11:58	217	32	46	37	491	Gene Simmons is writing a scandalous novel about his time in the band. It’s going to be a Kiss and tell book.
2021-11-12 17:24	40	12	16	2	70	Gene Simmons is writing a scandalous novel about his time in the band. It’s going to be a Kiss and tell book.
2021-11-14 13:32	142	52	71	39	457	I tried to learn to play the guitar by ear, I don't recommend it. Your ear gets sore and it's so loud. Even got it stuck between strings
2021-11-14 20:50	84	37	53	21	159	I tried to learn to play the guitar by ear, I don't recommend it. Your ear gets sore and it's so loud. Even got it stuck between strings
2021-11-15 10:04	90	20	32	13	191	I tried to learn to play the guitar by ear, I don't recommend it. Your ear gets sore and it's so loud. Even got it stuck between strings
2021-11-16 02:08	126	44	62	40	293	I tried to learn to play the guitar by ear, I don't recommend it. Your ear gets sore and it's so loud. Even got it stuck between strings
2021-11-16 12:02	272	43	73	82	869	I ate a clock yesterday, and it was very time-consuming
2021-11-16 18:43	51	25	28	3	66	I ate a clock yesterday, and it was very time-consuming
2021-11-16 23:18	86	38	56	19	199	I ate a clock yesterday, and it was very time-consuming
2021-11-17 13:39	195	35	52	35	553	Went Grocery shopping. While in the produce area a girl said she recognized me from her vegetarian club but I'd never met herbivore.
2021-11-17 20:37	117	35	43	11	227	Went Grocery shopping. While in the produce area a girl said she recognized me from her vegetarian club but I'd never met herbivore.
2021-11-18 02:00	164	38	49	39	429	Went Grocery shopping. While in the produce area a girl said she recognized me from her vegetarian club but I'd never met herbivore.
2021-11-18 13:08	96	39	54	20	240	I went to the optometrist to get my eyeglasses repaired. “You have a screw loose,” she said. “I know. But can you fix my glasses?”
2021-11-19 02:35	139	38	58	17	354	I went to the optometrist to get my eyeglasses repaired. “You have a screw loose,” she said. “I know. But can you fix my glasses?”
2021-11-19 11:24	200	48	63	41	576	if you see a sleep-walking nun does that make a roamin catholic??
2021-11-19 19:52	82	21	30	10	121	if you see a sleep-walking nun does that make a roamin catholic??
2021-11-20 03:05	149	24	36	11	245	if you see a sleep-walking nun does that make a roamin catholic??
2021-11-20 12:42	182	69	123	84	860	I've decided to go vegan. From now on, I'll only eat animals that eat grass.
2021-11-20 20:10	74	42	66	3	185	I've decided to go vegan. From now on, I'll only eat animals that eat grass.
2021-11-21 11:53	441	48	75	92	1432	if you have a fear of a bearded man wearing a red suit. You might be Claustrophobic!!
2021-11-22 01:43	181	45	88	28	430	if you have a fear of a bearded man wearing a red suit. You might be Claustrophobic!!
2021-11-22 12:15	199	41	63	48	684	Grandad asked his grandson how to make his computer print. ”Control-P”, said the boy. “Forget it. He hasn’t been able to do that for years”
2021-11-23 01:32	142	336	1386	45	1259	Grandad asked his grandson how to make his computer print. ”Control-P”, said the boy. “Forget it. He hasn’t been able to do that for years”
2021-11-23 11:59	195	55	69	38	642	The great English playwright, Shakespeare was a nervous javelin thrower!
2021-11-24 13:11	363	47	64	85	1189	My Bluetooth speaker wasn't working so I threw it in the lake. Now it's syncing.
2021-11-24 22:04	370	37	56	43	712	My Bluetooth speaker wasn't working so I threw it in the lake. Now it's syncing.
2021-11-25 12:31	283	61	186	489	1155	I finally understood the meaning of 'labyrinth'. What a maze meant! Happy Thanksgiving to all
2021-11-25 17:42	92	37	50	17	238	I finally understood the meaning of 'labyrinth'. What a maze meant! Happy Thanksgiving to all
2021-11-26 13:09	235	43	67	50	1003	Did you know the Christmas alphabet is shorter than the normal alphabet? It seems there is no L
2021-11-30 11:38	196	42	63	55	690	What do you get with A goose and taxes? Deducktions
2021-11-30 20:02	322	42	58	64	779	What do you get with A goose and taxes? Deducktions
2021-12-01 03:05	129	31	47	17	244	What do you get with A goose and taxes? Deducktions
2021-12-01 11:26	168	31	56	14	458	Legendary Hawaiian singer Don Ho had a lesser known sister named Heidi. Heidi Ho.
2021-12-01 20:44	110	22	35	11	246	Legendary Hawaiian singer Don Ho had a lesser known sister named Heidi. Heidi Ho.
2021-12-02 10:43	381	44	73	72	1152	Dad: It said on the news that an actress has stabbed someone. Think her name was Reese. Mum: Witherspoon? Dad: No, with a knife.
2021-12-03 02:24	120	29	55	10	228	Dad: It said on the news that an actress has stabbed someone. Think her name was Reese. Mum: Witherspoon? Dad: No, with a knife.
2021-12-03 09:23	291	42	61	55	833	I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nits!! it was a Rocky Road
2021-12-04 10:34	270	111	165	90	1367	I tripped and hit my head on a drum set Now I have a percussion
2021-12-04 19:53	191	38	61	36	822	I tripped and hit my head on a drum set Now I have a percussion
2021-12-05 10:00	294	39	52	22	691	Why do people like quiet cows ? Because no moos is good moos.
2021-12-05 18:20	54	30	39	5	102	Why do people like quiet cows ? Because no moos is good moos.
2021-12-08 13:34	240	48	70	44	702	did you know that Cows gives more milk when the farmer talks to them? It goes in 1 ear and out the udder
2021-12-09 09:25	239	49	71	46	747	Heard about John Travolta had gotten coronavirus Turns out it was just Saturday night fever
2021-12-09 15:46	198	39	52	31	638	Heard about John Travolta had gotten coronavirus Turns out it was just Saturday night fever
2021-12-11 02:58	126	46	70	11	288	Never bet against a dolphin. It defeats the porpoise.
2021-12-11 13:06	108	42	58	21	314	I named my dog 5 miles. Now I can say I walked 5 miles every day
2021-12-13 13:31	243	44	64	40	650	There are 2 words in life that that have opened a lot of doors for me: PUSH & PULL.
2021-12-14 09:51	283	60	89	105	1112	how does an eskimo build a house? igloo's it together
2021-12-15 03:33	151	38	46	30	420	how does an eskimo build a house? igloo's it together
2021-12-15 09:31	153	62	108	50	652	Did you hear about the short physic woman who escaped from prison the other day.? Yes, she's a small medium at large.!
2021-12-15 12:40	164	53	77	25	487	Did you hear about the short physic woman who escaped from prison the other day.? Yes, she's a small medium at large.!
2021-12-16 10:40	364	50	74	81	1144	I finally located the capital of South Korea on my world map. It took a lot of Seoul searching.
2021-12-17 03:35	140	50	75	24	361	I finally located the capital of South Korea on my world map. It took a lot of Seoul searching.
2021-12-17 12:13	241	47	80	34	709	I've just answered the phone and all I heard was coughing and sneezing, then I realised that it was just a cold caller.!
2021-12-18 13:02	332	63	108	104	1236	A pirate walked into a bar with a paper towel on his head. I asked why the paper towel? He said he had a Bounty on his head
2021-12-19 03:07	117	40	45	20	342	A pirate walked into a bar with a paper towel on his head. I asked why the paper towel? He said he had a Bounty on his head
2021-12-19 09:43	91	51	67	19	288	When asked if there'd be morning mist, the weatherman said, "I don't have the foggiest idea."
2021-12-19 15:03	121	51	62	29	381	When asked if there'd be morning mist, the weatherman said, "I don't have the foggiest idea."
2021-12-20 11:00	204	62	96	39	674	I've just answered the phone and all I heard was coughing and sneezing,then I realised that it was just a cold caller.!
2021-12-21 12:44	300	56	78	46	928	Did you hear about the person who invented Lifesavers? I understand they made a mint.
2021-12-22 10:41	323	54	85	79	1093	Just picked up a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It’s brilliant, It came with Aldi King’s horses and Aldi King’s men.
2021-12-22 21:07	127	49	69	23	328	Just picked up a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It’s brilliant, It came with Aldi King’s horses and Aldi King’s men.
2021-12-23 09:09	415	59	84	44	1149	I left everything I own outside overnight and by morning, all my assets were frozen.
2021-12-24 03:17	157	41	56	28	351	I left everything I own outside overnight and by morning, all my assets were frozen.
2021-12-24 12:34	370	74	119	73	1111	Santa 🎅 has an extra reindeer called Olive. She’s mentioned in the Rudolph Song “Olive the other reindeer…” Merry Christmas!!
2021-12-25 15:30	444	75	106	105	1558	Santa 🎅 has an extra reindeer called Olive. She’s mentioned in the Rudolph Song “Olive the other reindeer…” Merry Christmas!!
2021-12-26 10:37	257	52	74	25	614	Wow. They found out Jaws last victim had dandruff. They found his head and shoulders on the beach.
2021-12-27 03:07	177	55	74	28	477	Wow. They found out Jaws last victim had dandruff. They found his head and shoulders on the beach.
2021-12-27 10:22	332	61	93	70	1147	I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.!
2021-12-28 09:59	715	61	87	113	1890	What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesi-tater…
2021-12-29 20:32	132	46	67	14	314	if you eat Alphabet Soup will you get a vowel movement later?
2021-12-30 08:50	494	64	118	81	1355	If you tell Dad jokes but you don't have children does that make you a faux pas?
2021-12-31 09:50	484	59	106	66	1292	I am gonna start cooking breakfast at 11:55pm on December 31. Then I'll have a toast for the new year
2021-12-31 20:01	123	41	57	15	239	RIP Betty White!!!!!
2022-01-01 06:19	375	58	84	81	1119	How do you know when Baby New Year is going through puberty? When his ball drops! Happy New Years!!!!!
2022-01-01 13:45	169	49	63	38	554	How do you know when Baby New Year is going through puberty? When his ball drops! Happy New Years!!!!!
2022-01-01 19:25	109	51	61	20	327	What do you call a bull that gets castrated on December 31? An un-happy new steer!
2022-01-01 22:29	105	52	84	22	285	What do you call a bull that gets castrated on December 31? An un-happy new steer!
2022-01-02 00:46	18	41	44	1	40	What do you call a bull that gets castrated on December 31? An un-happy new steer!
2022-01-02 09:00	104	57	84	28	300	Did you hear that Dracula passed out at midnight on New Year’s Eve? There was a count down!
2022-01-02 13:46	218	47	76	30	676	Did you hear that Dracula passed out at midnight on New Year’s Eve? There was a count down!
2022-01-03 19:35	459	60	95	81	1251	trying to recover from minor throat surgery so no joke today and not sure if voice will last
2022-01-04 08:53	331	57	82	41	824	got my paycheck today and the envelope was full of Parsley. Guess my wages were garnished
2022-01-04 20:13	81	62	80	16	240	got my paycheck today and the envelope was full of Parsley. Guess my wages were garnished
2022-01-05 09:11	73	35	55	11	139	if you drive a Subaru in reverse, What are you? U R A BUS
2022-01-05 13:47	177	53	63	15	397	if you drive a Subaru in reverse, What are you? U R A BUS
2022-01-06 02:34	140	48	70	9	316	if you drive a Subaru in reverse, What are you? U R A BUS
2022-01-06 12:50	294	55	85	57	765	did you hear that a man got hit by a rental car? He said it Hertz
2022-01-06 19:45	39	18	21	5	67	did you hear that a man got hit by a rental car? He said it Hertz
2022-01-06 20:45	100	31	44	17	275	hear that a man got hit by a rental car? He said it Hertz grand daughter hit the go live button while I was doing other stuff sorry
2022-01-07 08:14	420	55	93	71	1205	think I found the perfect mate. I asked for a Screwdriver and she said Philips, Flathead or Vodka!
2022-01-07 18:05	249	37	58	30	460	think I found the perfect mate. I asked for a Screwdriver and she said Philips, Flathead or Vodka!
2022-01-08 08:41	373	52	74	57	915	A Roman walks into a bar and goes to the bartender. He holds up two fingers and says, "I'll have 5 beers."
2022-01-09 02:10	144	59	78	16	287	A Roman walks into a bar and goes to the bartender. He holds up two fingers and says, "I'll have 5 beers."
2022-01-09 11:01	393	58	83	79	1179	in Scotland law states "Don't run with Bagpipes" You could put an eye out or get Kilt
2022-01-10 19:18	206	75	107	146	709	in Scotland law states "Don't run with Bagpipes" You could put an eye out or get Kilt
2022-01-11 00:40	274	68	88	123	882	in Scotland law states "Don't run with Bagpipes" You could put an eye out or get Kilt
2022-01-11 21:42	112	73	84	25	380	mixed an Mexican alcohol with a great book and came out with Tequila Mockingbird
2022-01-12 02:15	159	45	55	29	409	mixed an Mexican alcohol with a great book and came out with Tequila Mockingbird
2022-01-12 09:50	454	46	69	45	897	A Genie offered me 1 wish, I wish to be happy! Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine
2022-01-13 01:21	73	42	50	6	265	A Genie offered me 1 wish, I wish to be happy! Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine
2022-01-13 03:27	87	35	41	16	163	A Genie offered me 1 wish, I wish to be happy! Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine
2022-01-13 11:04	130	42	58	28	373	hear about the King that was 12 inches tall? terrible King but great ruler
2022-01-13 14:18	136	45	62	18	274	hear about the King that was 12 inches tall? terrible King but great ruler
2022-01-13 22:17	137	55	73	13	282	hear about the King that was 12 inches tall? terrible King but great ruler
2022-01-14 10:07	517	54	71	75	1062	Apple is designing a new car, but they are having a problem installing windows....
2022-01-15 09:49	385	36	52	45	747	What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson on the ass? You've hit Rock bottom.
2022-01-16 09:41	263	51	76	59	742	a new airplane has been developed that can't crash. Made from rubber polymers it bounces. It was invented by Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
2022-01-16 17:56	168	68	96	31	407	a new airplane has been developed that can't crash. Made from rubber polymers it bounces. It was invented by Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
2022-01-17 01:29	135	79	136	50	622	a new airplane has been developed that can't crash. Made from rubber polymers it bounces. It was invented by Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
2022-01-17 10:18	256	53	69	36	639	Just saw my neighbor fill his canoe with ice cream and rootbeer. Kinda strange but hey, whatever...floats his boat.
2022-01-17 18:42	242	55	87	27	610	Just saw my neighbor fill his canoe with ice cream and rootbeer. Kinda strange but hey, whatever...floats his boat.
2022-01-18 11:03	291	42	64	36	580	Vegetarian is an old Indian word that means "Bad Hunter" !age !pc !rank
2022-01-20 14:00	144	41	63	4	294	no joke today I got the booster shot and it kicking my butt Plz be nice today!!!
2022-01-21 01:35	199	55	74	25	622	no joke today I got the booster shot and it kicking my butt Plz be nice today!!!
2022-01-21 10:35	209	44	61	23	495	I Finally finished my big AC/DC puzzle!! my son asked How long it take me to do? It took me..😎 Alllllll Niiiight Longggg!!"
2022-01-21 17:10	264	36	59	9	624	I Finally finished my big AC/DC puzzle!! my son asked How long it take me to do? It took me..😎 Alllllll Niiiight Longggg!!"
2022-01-22 03:03	21	38	41	1	0	I Finally finished my big AC/DC puzzle!! my son asked How long it take me to do? It took me..😎 Alllllll Niiiight Longggg!!"
2022-01-22 03:52	72	41	51	4	180	I Finally finished my big AC/DC puzzle!! my son asked How long it take me to do? It took me..😎 Alllllll Niiiight Longggg!!"
2022-01-22 09:12	312	53	85	28	729	I saw a bear riding a horse......is that the original bear back riding??
2022-01-23 02:33	141	50	59	6	289	I saw a bear riding a horse......is that the original bear back riding??
2022-01-23 09:52	432	69	95	51	1122	My lizard fell off the table and broke something. It had a reptile dysfunction playin EU atm
2022-01-23 20:47	147	45	59	11	332	My lizard fell off the table and broke something. It had a reptile dysfunction playin /EU atm/ !rank !age
2022-01-24 03:09	105	38	55	11	213	My lizard fell off the table and broke something. It had a reptile dysfunction playin EU atm
2022-01-24 10:17	307	50	76	13	631	What did God tell Moses to do? Take 2 tablets and call me in the morning. playin EU atm
2022-01-25 10:50	164	35	58	16	382	I just flew back from a ravioli convention. Boyardees arms tired ! playin EU atm
2022-01-26 12:45	39	28	38	-2	76	Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
2022-01-27 10:57	177	35	52	5	367	Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
2022-01-27 18:35	109	44	58	-1	211	Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
2022-01-28 10:05	169	37	63	23	369	I just saw a chicken crossing the road. It was poultry in motion !rank !time I am on EU server
2022-01-28 22:11	53	33	40	1	54	I just saw a chicken crossing the road. It was poultry in motion !rank !time I am on EU server
2022-01-29 02:18	167	33	58	16	345	I just saw a chicken crossing the road. It was poultry in motion !rank !time I am on EU server
2022-01-29 09:09	305	42	73	23	525	When I die I want to be buried with all my LP records…. It will be my vinyl resting place
2022-01-29 16:32	22	17	20	-1	0	When I die I want to be buried with all my LP records…. It will be my vinyl resting place
2022-01-30 18:18	86	31	52	0	180	I'm very politely saying, with no judgements, that Legos are very VERY bad for the sole, that's all.
2022-01-31 03:06	148	44	62	21	311	I'm very politely saying, with no judgements, that Legos are very VERY bad for the sole, that's all.
2022-02-01 10:44	300	39	54	17	512	the Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but Chick Peas can only hummus one
2022-02-02 15:07	97	34	42	-1	147	I combined laxative and alphabet soup together. Named it "Letter-Rip"
2022-02-03 07:28	466	39	55	24	839	Made a stew with just meat and okra. It turned out meaty okra…
2022-02-03 19:58	76	32	42	3	78	Made a stew with just meat and okra. It turned out meaty okra…
2022-02-04 02:00	105	28	38	-1	194	Made a stew with just meat and okra. It turned out meaty okra…
2022-02-04 09:32	132	37	54	15	181	if you are taking a break from looking at Facebook is that a Meta-pause?
2022-02-04 12:23	111	23	37	958	150	if you are taking a break from looking at Facebook is that a Meta-pause?
2022-02-05 03:54	110	34	50	3	197	if you are taking a break from looking at Facebook is that a Meta-pause?
2022-02-05 10:29	435	36	50	6	708	If Oatmeal Cookies are made from Oatmeal and Chocolate Cookies are made from Chocolate...What are Girl Scout Cookies made from??
2022-02-05 19:00	95	29	49	-3	162	If Oatmeal Cookies are made from Oatmeal and Chocolate Cookies are made from Chocolate...What are Girl Scout Cookies made from??
2022-02-06 03:33	91	36	49	5	122	If Oatmeal Cookies are made from Oatmeal and Chocolate Cookies are made from Chocolate...What are Girl Scout Cookies made from??
2022-02-06 10:46	268	33	47	9	485	a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, a crow has only 16. The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion
2022-02-06 15:42	62	26	32	4	57	a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, a crow has only 16. The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion
2022-02-06 22:05	129	40	57	6	220	a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, a crow has only 16. The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion
2022-02-07 01:00	195	30	42	6	235	a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, a crow has only 16. The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion
2022-02-07 09:38	376	41	64	11	639	cows make more milk when the farmer talks to them. A case of in 1 ear out the udder
2022-02-07 18:55	119	36	42	2	47	cows make more milk when the farmer talks to them. A case of in 1 ear out the udder
2022-02-08 02:49	95	26	42	2	232	cows make more milk when the farmer talks to them. A case of in 1 ear out the udder
2022-02-08 10:11	353	67	329	19	806	Anyone read that old book: 50 yards to the Outhouse. Written by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
2022-02-09 08:17	367	194	1002	118	3227	How do bovines do math? With a cow-culator.
2022-02-09 15:52	62	54	63	-4	33	How do bovines do math? With a cow-culator.
2022-02-09 20:16	58	40	44	0	69	How do bovines do math? With a cow-culator.
2022-02-10 09:54	280	27	37	18	464	I woke myself up last night yelling that I'd written all the Hobbit stories. Turns out I'd been Tolkien in my sleep.
2022-02-11 10:21	233	37	51	37	534	How are flip-flops called in French? Phillips-phillops
2022-02-11 20:13	51	19	26	-9	61	How are flip-flops called in French? Phillips-phillops
2022-02-12 07:41	293	38	63	27	651	no joke today/ my son in law ended his life yesterday. If you have thought of that please seek help
2022-02-12 17:18	116	29	37	-3	178	no joke today/ my son in law ended his life yesterday. If you have thought of that please seek help
2022-02-13 09:14	20	33	42	5	0	no joke today/ my son in law ended his life Friday. If you have thought of that please seek help
2022-02-13 10:12	202	46	61	23	619	no joke today my son in law ended his life Friday. If you have thought of that please seek help
2022-02-13 15:39	105	31	49	9	258	I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.
2022-02-14 09:39	205	29	41	135	416	if you ever decide to run naked thru the streets. spray Windex on yourself because Windex prevents streaking
2022-02-14 17:27	87	31	41	0	163	if you ever decide to run naked thru the streets. spray Windex on yourself because Windex prevents streaking
2022-02-15 06:32	242	33	47	30	463	I saw 100 little sheep rolling down a hill 1 day/ It was a Lamb Slide
2022-02-15 13:30	95	48	79	11	372	I saw 100 little sheep rolling down a hill 1 day/ It was a Lamb Slide
2022-02-16 08:56	278	21	35	11	371	I can't remember the roman numerals for 50, 4, 1, and 500. I'm LIVID
2022-02-17 08:44	310	29	43	14	418	when created there were going to be 2 Yogi Bears but they made a BooBoo
2022-02-19 08:14	340	36	61	26	541	what do you call a dinner with the Lone Ranger? A Masked Mandate
2022-02-19 18:28	86	35	49	10	136	what do you call a dinner with the Lone Ranger? A Masked Mandate
2022-02-20 13:10	114	35	49	11	218	what is the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can Roast Beef
2022-02-21 11:28	306	44	65	7	584	tried to sneak into a Star Trek Convention as a Doctor/ Security said I was not the real McCoy
2022-02-21 19:40	84	42	51	0	62	tried to sneak into a Star Trek Convention as a Doctor/ Security said I was not the real McCoy
2022-02-21 23:01	153	26	36	3	223	tried to sneak into a Star Trek Convention as a Doctor/ Security said I was not the real McCoy
2022-02-22 09:46	108	25	38	2	136	Why didn’t Simon & Garfunkel just sing “Parsley, Sage and Rosemary”? Because they couldn’t turn back Thyme.
2022-02-22 14:37	97	28	38	2	146	Why didn’t Simon & Garfunkel just sing “Parsley, Sage and Rosemary”? Because they couldn’t turn back Thyme.
2022-02-23 12:05	219	36	50	9	360	There was a big fight at a Seafood Restaurant last night. Battered Fish everywhere
2022-02-24 02:49	125	17	25	-1	173	There was a big fight at a Seafood Restaurant last night. Battered Fish everywhere
2022-02-24 10:21	223	33	50	12	315	Did you know that john Milton wrote a book about getting his hair back? Yes,it's called paradise rogained!! Lol!!
2022-02-24 17:59	65	25	35	4	81	Did you know that john Milton wrote a book about getting his hair back? Yes,it's called paradise rogained!! Lol!!
2022-02-25 11:20	204	34	56	0	311	I just bought a book about levitation. I cannot put it down!
2022-02-27 02:49	125	19	27	4	208	Great Chefs always use butter, that way there is no margarine for error
2022-02-27 09:52	12	11	11	0	0	Great Chefs always use butter, that way there is no margarine for error
2022-02-27 10:40	295	29	41	13	405	Great Chefs always use butter, that way there is no margarine for error
2022-03-01 12:33	141	37	53	21	470	I was injured in a hide-and-seek game and got admitted to the ICU
2022-03-01 19:53	21	20	22	0	0	I was injured in a hide-and-seek game and got admitted to the ICU
2022-03-01 21:22	112	20	34	0	108	I was injured in a hide-and-seek game and got admitted to the ICU
2022-03-02 03:21	93	15	21	7	93	I was injured in a hide-and-seek game and got admitted to the ICU
2022-03-02 09:57	167	23	33	-2	200	I grilled a chicken for over 2 hours, and it still never said why it crossed the road
2022-03-03 02:57	157	28	43	1	195	I grilled a chicken for over 2 hours, and it still never said why it crossed the road
2022-03-03 10:24	230	29	47	11	335	What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
2022-03-03 15:19	115	21	38	1	140	What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
2022-03-04 10:21	333	32	50	12	527	the guillotine was the Ultimate Severance package
2022-03-05 07:25	349	25	40	4	467	question, If a Jedi sings in the shower, is he a Yoda-ler
2022-03-06 09:29	185	23	32	9	265	So i'm not happy because i have to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armour. I hate knight shifts.
2022-03-06 14:09	75	17	22	-4	75	So i'm not happy because i have to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armour. I hate knight shifts.
2022-03-06 19:58	197	28	45	107	263	So i'm not happy because i have to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armour. I hate knight shifts.
2022-03-07 10:31	133	20	30	3	148	Now that Netflix is no longer available in Russia, is it known now as ''Nyetflix''?
2022-03-07 13:43	71	22	34	0	93	Now that Netflix is no longer available in Russia, is it known now as ''Nyetflix''?
2022-03-08 08:43	311	32	54	22	426	if you teach a wolf to meditate it becomes aware wolf
2022-03-09 02:27	137	16	26	-2	163	if you teach a wolf to meditate it becomes aware wolf
2022-03-09 08:38	296	28	39	16	377	we got approves for the loan!! We close on a full tank of gas this weekend
2022-03-09 16:46	88	18	32	4	109	we got approves for the loan!! We close on a full tank of gas this weekend
2022-03-10 08:52	202	33	50	7	318	I got a job at the Guillotine factory. Beheading there tomorrow
2022-03-10 12:57	47	25	44	0	98	I got a job at the Guillotine factory. Beheading there tomorrow
2022-03-11 10:04	380	31	49	28	568	what do you call a cow that just had a baby?? decalfinated
2022-03-11 20:14	50	25	33	0	62	what do you call a cow that just had a baby?? decalfinated
2022-03-12 09:00	344	30	48	24	548	some lady broke up with her man because he had 8 toes. She was lack toes intolerant
2022-03-12 17:41	303	878	3149	769	14493	some lady broke up with her man because he had 8 toes. She was lack toes intolerant
2022-03-13 08:23	121	50	62	9	346	I saw a little boy in the store playing with a stuffed bunny pretending it was a gun. I said to be careful it might have a hare trigger
2022-03-14 10:29	495	54	79	-97	2131	how to tell the sex of an ant? Drop it in a pail of water if it sinks girl ant if it floats B{u}oyant
2022-03-15 08:11	23	19	19	0	0	…I’m terrified of elevators — but I’m taking steps to get over that…
2022-03-15 10:57	407	688	1541	100	3170	…I’m terrified of elevators — but I’m taking steps to get over that…
2022-03-15 19:12	172	126	155	23	809	…I’m terrified of elevators — but I’m taking steps to get over that…
2022-03-17 10:20	215	49	94	27	656	Did you hear about the little Indian boy that drank so much tea, that one day he drowned in his tea pee?
2022-03-17 18:02	162	48	74	13	491	Did you hear about the little Indian boy that drank so much tea, that one day he drowned in his tea pee?
2022-03-18 08:15	299	63	93	55	1393	Never iron a four-leaf clover. There's no point in pressing your luck.
2022-03-18 19:50	64	35	43	0	95	Never iron a four-leaf clover. There's no point in pressing your luck.
2022-03-19 06:27	467	42	60	75	1357	I went to buy some rocks for the driveway. They were fake, yes they were sham rocks.
2022-03-19 19:09	105	41	94	31	302	I went to buy some rocks for the driveway. They were fake, yes they were sham rocks.
2022-03-20 01:40	14	11	11	0	0	I went to buy some rocks for the driveway. They were fake, yes they were sham rocks.
2022-03-20 11:10	125	122	228	15	533	My poor pet tortoise still hasn't recovered from being struck by lightning last week. Completely shellshocked.
2022-03-22 07:22	322	40	55	40	796	I just stepped on a corn flake!!!! That makes me a cereal killer
2022-03-22 15:05	119	26	38	5	216	I just stepped on a corn flake!!!! That makes me a cereal killer
2022-03-23 10:44	210	29	48	1	481	truck carrying toupees crashed, spilling the contents. Police are combing the area
2022-03-24 08:57	277	60	96	65	1328	What do you call a dead magician? An abracadaver
2022-03-25 08:51	433	44	70	60	1474	burned my Hawaiian Pizza last night. I should have cooked it at Aloha temperature
2022-03-25 19:13	181	29	38	12	372	burned my Hawaiian Pizza last night. I should have cooked it at Aloha temperature
2022-03-26 08:27	297	42	65	36	965	What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder.
2022-03-26 16:52	242	43	66	14	591	What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder.
2022-03-27 15:50	194	29	42	618	512	Why did Santa stop going down chimneys? He found out he is Claustrophobic!!!
2022-03-28 10:53	191	32	50	0	464	The obese Eskimo had to stop living in an igloo. . He couldn’t get Inuit.
2022-03-29 10:50	94	25	49	3	138	I love my electric blanket. I am never going back to my acoustic one
2022-03-30 08:24	260	35	51	14	475	A friend of mine taught his dog to play piano and I pretended to be impressed, but to be honest Rover’s Bach is far worse than his bite.
2022-03-30 18:40	175	39	61	8	322	A friend of mine taught his dog to play piano and I pretended to be impressed, but to be honest Rover’s Bach is far worse than his bite.
2022-03-31 12:34	190	36	52	8	350	Just saw a guy at the ATM standing on 1 leg, think he was checking his balance
2022-04-01 07:48	426	33	53	19	753	April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii. They only get a low ‘Ha’…..
2022-04-01 18:50	244	29	39	9	370	April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii. They only get a low ‘Ha’…..
2022-04-02 09:05	369	47	78	26	901	Apple just developed a computerized car. The only problem is they're having trouble installing Windows.
2022-04-02 18:46	78	34	39	54	142	Apple just developed a computerized car. The only problem is they're having trouble installing Windows.
2022-04-03 12:15	309	58	79	8	663	Apple just developed a computerized car. The only problem is they're having trouble installing Windows.
2022-04-03 19:50	534	566	4172	2371	28809	got a new job at a chess factory. I start Knights soon
2022-04-04 09:08	276	118	303	26	805	What do you call an elephant that does skin care? A pachydermotologist
2022-04-04 20:37	188	57	73	86	667	What do you call an elephant that does skin care? A pachydermotologist
2022-04-05 01:25	129	38	68	9	443	What do you call an elephant that does skin care? A pachydermotologist
2022-04-05 10:45	179	43	67	21	567	local bakery shop keeps “Help Wanted” sign up all the time. I went in there and asked them why….. …. They said they have lots of Turnovers
2022-04-05 16:52	122	37	44	8	364	local bakery shop keeps “Help Wanted” sign up all the time. I went in there and asked them why….. …. They said they have lots of Turnovers
2022-04-06 08:38	536	183	465	80	2105	I just sold my Homing Pigeon on Ebay for the 22nd time
2022-04-06 21:11	403	44	58	40	1023	I just sold my Homing Pigeon on Ebay for the 22nd time
2022-04-08 15:16	38	35	49	0	93	Why procrastinate today … When you can put it off until tomorrow
2022-04-09 09:21	233	33	58	23	643	I'm off to France tomorrow. So wish me whatever the French is for 'Bon voyage'. yes this a joke
2022-04-09 16:06	78	30	40	2	130	I'm off to France tomorrow. So wish me whatever the French is for 'Bon voyage'. yes this a joke
2022-04-10 11:56	268	37	57	16	942	did you know that a cat has 9 lives, that's nothing a toad croaks every night
2022-04-12 10:32	222	52	79	30	1023	WHAT! there is no popcorn in popcorn shrimp? I am not asking bout Pot Roast then
2022-04-13 10:39	705	43	66	105	2615	why are chemist bad at telling jokes?? They lack the element of surprise
2022-04-14 10:38	236	28	37	31	765	penguins make an oil that helps their feathers retain heat. so the oily bird gets the warm
2022-04-15 01:34	160	32	56	21	444	penguins make an oil that helps their feathers retain heat. so the oily bird gets the warm
2022-04-15 10:56	308	31	54	16	774	Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley… Now they're hoping to make buses that run on thyme!
2022-04-16 01:27	127	27	45	3	184	Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley… Now they're hoping to make buses that run on thyme!
2022-04-16 10:40	224	39	49	36	637	There’s a new variant. YokoOnoCron. You won’t lose your smell. You lose your hearing.
2022-04-17 01:56	168	28	47	-5	420	There’s a new variant. YokoOnoCron. You won’t lose your smell. You lose your hearing.
2022-04-17 11:33	381	46	78	51	1289	My puns are so bad The FBI have asked me to enter the witless protection program. Happy Easter
2022-04-18 01:40	205	40	67	17	549	My puns are so bad The FBI have asked me to enter the witless protection program. Happy Easter
2022-04-18 10:41	223	42	58	14	651	Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? They couldn't hold up their trunks.
2022-04-18 17:35	159	31	43	31	740	Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? They couldn't hold up their trunks.
2022-04-19 01:17	187	86	207	141	0	Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? They couldn't hold up their trunks.
2022-04-19 10:36	138	33	43	14	0	A window thief claimed that he was innocent. He said that he was framed.
2022-04-20 08:56	278	32	50	19	0	I have a fear of giants. I suffer from Feefiphobia.
2022-04-20 19:16	118	22	28	3	0	I have a fear of giants. I suffer from Feefiphobia.
2022-04-21 09:16	188	36	50	17	0	Why don’t monkeys play poker in the jungle🤔 Too many Cheetahs
2022-04-22 01:25	169	25	34	-3	0	Why don’t monkeys play poker in the jungle🤔 Too many Cheetahs
2022-04-22 08:49	195	28	39	5	0	Urologists are selfish people. Always thinking about number one
2022-04-23 01:59	75	28	40	1	0	Urologists are selfish people. Always thinking about number one
2022-04-23 10:41	133	24	30	3	0	Be Careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the 'M' is silent.
2022-04-24 09:12	252	32	56	11	0	So the other day I saw a fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
2022-04-24 15:00	105	37	51	0	0	So the other day I saw a fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
2022-04-25 00:53	191	26	40	8	0	So the other day I saw a fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
2022-04-25 08:07	237	33	53	18	0	The Lizard store is having a hard time financially to stay open. Had problems right from the gecko
2022-04-26 08:55	119	40	47	22	0	if you drop a Sildenafil pill into the water between New York state and Ontario Canada does it become the Viagara Falls??
2022-04-26 13:41	163	37	52	0	0	if you drop a Sildenafil pill into the water between New York state and Ontario Canada does it become the Viagara Falls??
2022-04-27 00:15	229	36	53	6	0	if you drop a Sildenafil pill into the water between New York state and Ontario Canada does it become the Viagara Falls??
2022-04-27 08:26	258	48	61	37	0	How are the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper similar? Both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
2022-04-27 17:30	45	18	23	0	0	How are the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper similar? Both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
2022-04-28 09:01	263	33	46	5	0	There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
2022-04-28 16:35	199	27	38	-2	0	There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
2022-04-29 02:03	111	21	29	-2	0	There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
2022-04-29 09:02	242	26	36	2	0	I briefly worked for a drywall installer, but he was always plastered.
2022-04-29 19:13	101	24	30	-3	0	I briefly worked for a drywall installer, but he was always plastered.
2022-04-30 10:38	126	26	30	6	0	I got an email today asking $19.95 to teach me how to read maps backwards. It turned out to be spam.
2022-05-01 06:44	140	31	44	2	0	why doesn't the devil eat cheese?? Because there is no whey in hell
2022-05-01 13:44	140	27	47	-5	0	why doesn't the devil eat cheese?? Because there is no whey in hell
2022-05-01 19:02	72	21	25	0	0	why doesn't the devil eat cheese?? Because there is no whey in hell
2022-05-02 01:45	89	33	47	3	0	why doesn't the devil eat cheese?? Because there is no whey in hell
2022-05-02 10:37	117	25	40	1	0	I asked my Teddy Bear if he wanted a sandwich but he was stuffed
2022-05-03 08:43	371	22	37	-1	0	Before the crowbar was invented crows used to drink at home
2022-05-03 16:28	86	17	23	0	0	Before the crowbar was invented crows used to drink at home
2022-05-03 20:49	115	24	37	0	0	Before the crowbar was invented crows used to drink at home
2022-05-04 02:00	95	14	20	0	0	Before the crowbar was invented crows used to drink at home
2022-05-04 08:56	228	21	35	7	0	Diane A. Rheea gets mad if you call her by her nickname.
2022-05-04 17:24	350	38	58	10	0	Diane A. Rheea gets mad if you call her by her nickname.
2022-05-06 07:14	350	31	58	3	0	When Geronimo installed a light in his outhouse, he became the first man to wire a head for a reservation.
2022-05-07 08:38	156	24	36	0	0	Great Bakers use real butter so there's no margarine for error.
2022-05-07 16:00	85	29	46	5	0	Great Bakers use real butter so there's no margarine for error.
2022-05-08 00:41	203	27	50	4	0	Great Bakers use real butter so there's no margarine for error.
2022-05-08 08:59	145	25	37	5	0	Mary had a little lamb, and two nurses in the delivery room passed out. Happy Mother's Day!!!
2022-05-08 11:57	47	17	20	0	0	Mary had a little lamb, and two nurses in the delivery room passed out. Happy Mother's Day!!!
2022-05-13 02:22	122	112	254	37	0	how much space is needed for fungi to grow? As Mushroom as possible
2022-05-14 11:12	112	18	27	0	0	the population of the capital of Ireland is growing, In fact it is Dublin
2022-05-15 11:06	168	29	44	8	0	Scientists have successfully combined the DNA of a sheep, a hummingbird and a fly. They call their creation a…. baahumbug.
2022-05-15 18:49	45	18	22	0	0	Scientists have successfully combined the DNA of a sheep, a hummingbird and a fly. They call their creation a…. baahumbug.
2022-05-17 01:39	155	24	38	14	0	Scientific findings show that people who have MORE BIRTHDAYS...LIVE LONGER!
2022-05-19 22:07	147	30	40	4	0	Which Bee Gees song was inspired by Lord of the Rings? “Jive Tolkien”
2022-05-20 01:49	105	12	16	0	0	Which Bee Gees song was inspired by Lord of the Rings? “Jive Tolkien”
2022-05-21 09:46	198	20	27	5	0	My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece. Everyone called him Quarter Roy.
2022-05-21 21:47	117	22	29	1	0	My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece. Everyone called him Quarter Roy.
2022-05-22 11:13	161	26	42	-9	0	when Sweden plays Denmark in soccer the scoreboard shows Swe-Den. did you know the left over letters spell out Den-Mark
2022-05-23 02:04	100	27	61	2	0	when Sweden plays Denmark in soccer the scoreboard shows Swe-Den. did you know the left over letters spell out Den-Mark
2022-05-23 11:23	121	27	40	1	0	every time I try to eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers
2022-05-24 15:14	120	18	31	0	0	I have a pet manatee named Hugh. I built him a house. It's a habitat for Hugh manatee.
2022-05-25 02:34	80	23	46	2	0	I have a pet manatee named Hugh. I built him a house. It's a habitat for Hugh manatee.
2022-05-25 21:52	172	15	26	1	0	how did the police catch the bra thief?? They set a booby trap
2022-05-26 10:22	282	21	43	10	0	heard Hollywood is making a new Wizard of Oz from the dogs point of view. Gonna call it "ToTo Recall"
2022-05-26 17:16	208	21	35	2	0	heard Hollywood is making a new Wizard of Oz from the dogs point of view. Gonna call it "ToTo Recall"
2022-05-27 09:10	304	22	35	4	0	I was going to buy a camouflage shirt, but I didn’t see any.
2022-05-27 17:58	166	17	25	-2	0	I was going to buy a camouflage shirt, but I didn’t see any.
2022-05-28 09:58	576	33	54	18	0	How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish them.
2022-05-29 10:09	255	30	43	6	0	Accidentally replaced my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs. Circuit breakers are tripping and my electric bill is really high.
2022-05-29 15:53	41	19	25	0	0	Accidentally replaced my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs. Circuit breakers are tripping and my electric bill is really high.
2022-05-30 08:08	146	26	36	1	0	I was scoping through a dating site when I saw a lady wearing a lampshade on her head. I realized she was looking for someone to turn her on
2022-05-31 10:36	148	25	36	2	0	I am addicted to seaweed... I must seek kelp.
2022-05-31 18:38	66	18	21	3	0	I am addicted to seaweed... I must seek kelp.
2022-06-01 10:24	90	24	37	5	0	Cyclops opened a new school, but it went bankrupt. He only had one pupil.
2022-06-02 11:59	325	43	64	1	0	Cyclops opened a new school, but it went bankrupt. He only had one pupil.
2022-06-02 21:02	142	23	44	1	0	Cyclops opened a new school, but it went bankrupt. He only had one pupil.
2022-06-03 07:19	295	28	38	16	0	I just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
2022-06-03 14:09	205	27	35	0	0	I just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
2022-06-03 21:37	77	20	32	5	0	I just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
2022-06-04 08:15	299	25	42	7	0	As songwriters get old do they slowly decompose?
2022-06-04 16:12	222	23	32	2	0	As songwriters get old do they slowly decompose?
2022-06-05 09:47	297	23	36	2	0	if you ever get chased by a pack of Taxidermists please don't ever play dead
2022-06-06 09:07	327	32	50	20	0	People like to name kids after expensive things like Dior and Mercedes. Next year we get kids named Electric and Gas and food
2022-06-06 17:59	535	21	59	-7	0	People like to name kids after expensive things like Dior and Mercedes. Next year we get kids named Electric and Gas and food
2022-06-07 14:57	157	15	23	1	0	Doctor amputated a mans toe, replaced it with a breath mint. so now he has a tic tac toe
2022-06-08 10:41	183	18	29	0	0	The Police just left. Apparently, I am allowed to walk around my house naked. HOWEVER, I have to do it inside.
2022-06-08 17:46	138	26	35	2	0	The Police just left. Apparently, I am allowed to walk around my house naked. HOWEVER, I have to do it inside. this is just a joke
2022-06-09 02:24	80	15	22	-2	0	The Police just left. Apparently, I am allowed to walk around my house naked. HOWEVER, I have to do it inside. this is just a joke
2022-06-09 11:10	124	20	27	3	0	I recently bought a toilet brush and to make a long story shorter....I going back to toilet paper
2022-06-10 02:30	95	20	32	0	0	I recently bought a toilet brush and to make a long story shorter....I going back to toilet paper
2022-06-11 09:53	171	25	44	16	0	100 years ago all owned a horse and the rich had cars. Today all have cars and rich own horses. The Stables have turned
2022-06-11 16:52	102	16	18	-4	0	100 years ago all owned a horse and the rich had cars. Today all have cars and rich own horses. The Stables have turned
2022-06-12 01:57	117	31	40	1	0	100 years ago all owned a horse and the rich had cars. Today all have cars and rich own horses. The Stables have turned
2022-06-12 08:51	293	23	34	6	0	I saw this as a special at the local cafe - Idemx rilgl. I asked what is that and the waitress said "mixed Grill"
2022-06-12 18:33	271	16	23	-6	0	I saw this as a special at the local cafe - Idemx rilgl. I asked what is that and the waitress said "mixed Grill"
2022-06-13 09:18	306	26	44	5	0	Why is it that when the dentist tries to get to the root of the problem, I'm the one who suffers the most pain?
2022-06-13 16:46	18	10	10	0	0	Why is it that when the dentist tries to get to the root of the problem, I'm the one who suffers the most pain?
2022-06-13 20:57	117	14	29	0	0	Why is it that when the dentist tries to get to the root of the problem, I'm the one who suffers the most pain?
2022-06-14 01:47	147	20	26	-5	0	Why is it that when the dentist tries to get to the root of the problem, I'm the one who suffers the most pain?
2022-06-14 04:39	25	7	7	0	0	Kul Tiran mage from beginning
2022-06-14 11:04	200	34	48	5	0	I'm jus' politely saying that if a crow wakes you up, is that considered a, well, is that considered a wake up caw??
2022-06-14 17:23	211	24	48	4	0	I'm jus' politely saying that if a crow wakes you up, is that considered a, well, is that considered a wake up caw??
2022-06-15 02:10	94	12	15	0	0	I'm jus' politely saying that if a crow wakes you up, is that considered a, well, is that considered a wake up caw??
2022-06-15 10:17	267	32	46	14	0	if you serve your kids frozen pizza that makes you a lousy parent. You have to at least microwave it first!!
2022-06-15 15:23	11	14	14	0	0	if you serve a kid frozen pizza you are a lousy parent. You have to microwave it first!! world of warcraft trying to unlock mechagnomes
2022-06-15 18:57	67	20	29	0	0	if you serve a kid frozen pizza you are a lousy parent. You have to microwave it first!!
2022-06-16 08:23	321	30	46	16	0	Old Mc Donald had a farm long time before the restaurant
2022-06-16 18:38	116	18	23	-1	0	Old Mc Donald had a farm long time before the restaurant
2022-06-17 09:28	196	20	29	4	0	It is ok to kiss a nun but just dont get into a habit
2022-06-17 14:54	100	20	28	7	0	It is ok to kiss a nun but just dont get into a habit
2022-06-17 19:45	189	24	35	26	0	It is ok to kiss a nun but just dont get into a habit
2022-06-17 23:02	242	20	37	-1	0	It is ok to kiss a nun but just dont get into a habit
2022-06-18 08:11	263	27	43	40	0	The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant. So the manager decided to dim sum.
2022-06-18 13:43	161	19	29	15	0	The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant. So the manager decided to dim sum.
2022-06-19 01:19	145	24	32	2	0	The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant. So the manager decided to dim sum.
2022-06-19 08:49	655	27	46	2	0	what does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. Happy Father's Day!!!!
2022-06-20 02:04	170	29	42	2	0	what does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. Happy Father's Day!!!!
2022-06-20 10:25	309	28	37	11	0	did you know that it is always cold in Argentina? In fact it is bordering on Chile
2022-06-20 20:11	153	17	23	-1	0	did you know that it is always cold in Argentina? In fact it is bordering on Chile
2022-06-21 10:43	141	23	34	0	0	A 9 year old girl has disappeared after using a revolutionary new moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.
2022-06-22 10:37	287	30	48	33	0	So, what song do the Rolling Stone's sing about having an upset stomach? Gimme seltzer, of course!!
2022-06-22 16:38	156	21	35	-1	0	So, what song do the Rolling Stone's sing about having an upset stomach? Gimme seltzer, of course!!
2022-06-22 22:08	186	21	31	6	0	So, what song do the Rolling Stone's sing about having an upset stomach? Gimme seltzer, of course!!
2022-06-23 10:44	160	15	23	4	0	why doesn't Capt Hook play poker?? He can't afford to lose another hand
2022-06-24 12:34	110	20	26	-1	0	Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd Broke into a distillery. Daffy asked "is this whiskey"? Elmer said yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank
2022-06-24 19:42	482	28	42	22	0	Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd Broke into a distillery. Daffy asked "is this whiskey"? Elmer said yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank
2022-06-25 10:36	128	19	25	1	0	I fell asleep in the fireplace last night. I slept like a log
2022-06-25 21:56	38	13	14	0	0	I fell asleep in the fireplace last night. I slept like a log
2022-06-26 00:56	38	6	6	0	0	I fell asleep in the fireplace last night. I slept like a log
2022-06-26 12:35	119	20	27	0	0	I am reading a book called, Quick money for Dummies by Robin Banks
2022-06-27 00:49	195	21	35	4	0	I am reading a book called, Quick money for Dummies by Robin Banks
2022-06-27 10:30	144	19	25	7	0	if you put your Grandma on speed dial is that an Instagram?
2022-06-27 15:32	82	18	28	3	0	if you put your Grandma on speed dial is that an Instagram?
2022-06-27 21:21	143	23	33	1	0	if you put your Grandma on speed dial is that an Instagram?
2022-06-28 01:45	99	24	39	4	0	if you put your Grandma on speed dial is that an Instagram?
2022-06-28 10:56	138	25	40	4	0	got caught streaking at Gettysburg National park, I told them I was a history buff. I need bail money
2022-06-28 18:57	107	18	31	1	0	got caught streaking at Gettysburg National park, I told them I was a history buff. I need bail money
2022-06-29 00:43	191	17	26	5	0	got caught streaking at Gettysburg National park, I told them I was a history buff. I need bail money
2022-06-29 10:51	253	24	33	7	0	I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
2022-06-30 02:42	103	12	17	0	0	I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
2022-06-30 11:04	150	26	41	2	0	thinking of starting up some Elvis Presley Steak Houses. For those that love meat tender
2022-06-30 15:09	75	17	22	0	0	thinking of starting up some Elvis Presley Steak Houses. For those that love meat tender
2022-06-30 19:12	142	24	39	0	0	thinking of starting up some Elvis Presley Steak Houses. For those that love meat tender
2022-07-01 10:45	269	24	39	6	0	if 2 of us use the same Prime account does that male us Prime- mates??
2022-07-01 17:42	522	35	85	32	0	if 2 of us use the same Prime account does that male us Prime- mates??
2022-07-02 07:09	385	26	44	2	0	did you know that Bruce Lee had a younger brother name Broco?
2022-07-02 15:55	9	11	11	0	0	did you know that Bruce Lee had a younger brother name Broco?
2022-07-02 17:53	51	14	20	0	0	did you know that Bruce Lee had a younger brother name Broco?
2022-07-03 14:37	267	29	42	8	0	I met Darth Vader's daughter last night her name is Ella. We had out ups and downs
2022-07-04 10:46	148	24	31	12	0	Someone invited me to go see a bust of Marilyn Monroe. But it just showed her head.
2022-07-04 16:08	166	17	25	-4	0	Someone invited me to go see a bust of Marilyn Monroe. But it just showed her head.
2022-07-05 10:33	101	14	18	1	0	There is a place I heard where you can ride a pig instead of a bull. It's called Bucking Ham Palace.
2022-07-06 02:15	209	23	34	16	0	There is a place I heard where you can ride a pig instead of a bull. It's called Bucking Ham Palace.
2022-07-06 09:25	289	22	32	3	0	A person who has all male sheep is ewesless.
2022-07-06 16:57	57	13	20	0	0	A person who has all male sheep is ewesless.
2022-07-06 21:23	41	14	18	0	0	A person who has all male sheep is ewesless.
2022-07-07 09:42	322	28	45	52	0	was in Prague and saw a guy from a 3rd story window. Can't believe I saw a Czech bounce
2022-07-07 19:00	64	18	22	0	0	was in Prague and saw a guy jump from a 3rd story window. Can't believe I saw a Czech bounce
2022-07-08 02:11	143	26	40	1	0	was in Prague and saw a guy jump from a 3rd story window. Can't believe I saw a Czech bounce
2022-07-08 09:19	185	21	30	34	0	I was hiking in the mountains. I came up to a grizzly bear. I noticed that he wasn’t wearing shoes. I show him that he was bear-footed
2022-07-08 14:46	128	26	35	0	0	I was hiking in the mountains. I came up to a grizzly bear. I noticed that he wasn’t wearing shoes. I show him that he was bear-footed
2022-07-09 01:26	198	22	44	8	0	I was hiking in the mountains. I came up to a grizzly bear. I noticed that he wasn’t wearing shoes. I show him that he was bear-footed
2022-07-09 08:33	331	30	44	10	0	went to the hotel bar, but the staff refused to serve me. It turns out that upon checking in I signed up for the turndown service…
2022-07-09 15:49	125	22	29	-1	0	went to the hotel bar, but the staff refused to serve me. It turns out that upon checking in I signed up for the turndown service…
2022-07-10 10:42	282	102	469	28	0	So I’m reading a book about a parrot drinking Mexican alcohol whilst laughing at passers by. It’s called Tequila mocking bird!
2022-07-11 07:57	457	29	50	14	0	Man regrets having proctologist do his eye transplants. His hindsight is 20/20.
2022-07-11 19:29	175	22	27	2	0	Man regrets having proctologist do his eye transplants. His hindsight is 20/20. new sponsor!!!!! Headshot Energy Drink
2022-07-12 01:36	128	16	21	5	0	Man regrets having proctologist do his eye transplants. His hindsight is 20/20. new sponsor!!!!! Headshot Energy Drink
2022-07-12 13:48	166	21	36	6	0	Q: What is the time between you slipping on a banana peel, and hitting the pavement? A: A Bananosecond. new sponsor!!!!! Headshot Energy
2022-07-12 17:23	81	14	16	-1	0	Q: What is the time between you slipping on a banana peel, and hitting the pavement? A: A Bananosecond. new sponsor!!!!! Headshot Energy
2022-07-14 10:38	196	28	46	9	0	What do you call a lawyer turned cook? A sue chef. new sponsor!!!!! Headshot Energy
2022-07-14 17:15	189	18	27	-2	0	What do you call a lawyer turned cook? A sue chef. new sponsor!!!!! Headshot Energy
2022-07-15 01:34	110	24	29	4	0	What do you call a lawyer turned cook? A sue chef. new sponsor!!!!! Headshot Energy
2022-07-15 11:04	160	17	25	6	0	if a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathise with it?
2022-07-15 19:16	98	18	25	-3	0	if a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathise with it?
2022-07-15 23:41	53	13	16	0	0	Watching ithemanturk on drums with his band Grand Illusion
2022-07-16 00:52	112	12	15	0	0	Watching ithemanturk on drums with his band Grand Illusion
2022-07-16 11:54	70	14	19	0	0	Did you hear how the farmer found his wife? He tractor down.
2022-07-16 22:49	115	17	32	-1	0	Did you hear how the farmer found his wife? He tractor down.
2022-07-17 01:42	122	22	41	1	0	Did you hear how the farmer found his wife? He tractor down.
2022-07-17 12:51	393	309	709	66	0	where do sheep go for vacations?? Baaaaahamas
2022-07-17 22:17	257	61	126	6	0	where do sheep go for vacations?? Baaaaahamas
2022-07-19 01:33	111	26	36	5	0	where do sheep go for vacations?? Baaaaahamas
2022-07-19 10:40	95	20	26	7	0	At least it's not snowing. Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.
2022-07-19 13:09	105	15	20	0	0	At least it's not snowing. Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.
2022-07-19 23:58	156	21	31	2	0	At least it's not snowing. Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.
2022-07-20 10:51	103	19	25	1	0	So I'm currently reading a book called 'There's a hole in my bucket!' By Lee King.
2022-07-20 18:40	14	16	16	0	0	So I'm currently reading a book called 'There's a hole in my bucket!' By Lee King.
2022-07-21 05:26	618	35	71	161	0	Vegan food is not bad once you add meat and cheese to it
2022-07-22 01:47	117	18	26	3	0	Vegan food is not bad once you add meat and cheese to it
2022-07-22 10:38	176	27	45	8	0	So, what is a mechanics favorite breakfast food? Wrench toast!!
2022-07-23 08:02	802	38	72	21	0	Why are city-dwelling gnomes very good at keeping time? Because they are metrognomes….
2022-07-24 09:28	356	36	62	38	0	4 cowboys were accused of robbing a glue factory. They denied it and are sticking to their guns
2022-07-24 21:47	177	27	39	-2	0	4 cowboys were accused of robbing a glue factory. They denied it and are sticking to their guns
2022-07-25 01:57	107	19	27	2	0	4 cowboys were accused of robbing a glue factory. They denied it and are sticking to their guns
2022-07-25 09:43	221	26	35	2	0	A Cop said he was looking for a man with 1 eye. I told the cop if he uses both eyes he might find him faster
2022-07-25 17:23	101	23	32	-6	0	A Cop said he was looking for a man with 1 eye. I told the cop if he uses both eyes he might find him faster
2022-07-26 10:18	176	27	36	0	0	Never iron a 4leaf clover you'll press your luck
2022-07-26 16:26	218	31	46	53	0	Never iron a 4leaf clover you'll press your luck
2022-07-26 21:54	200	28	40	5	0	Never iron a 4leaf clover you'll press your luck
2022-07-27 07:13	402	28	51	4	0	The chameleon who couldn’t change colors…suffered from a reptile dysfunction
2022-07-27 19:02	162	26	37	4	0	The chameleon who couldn’t change colors…suffered from a reptile dysfunction
2022-07-28 08:20	354	23	44	15	0	you should make your 1st apple pie in New York City. Why? Because if you can make it there you can make it anywhere
2022-07-28 17:18	116	19	30	-1	0	you should make your 1st apple pie in New York City. Why? Because if you can make it there you can make it anywhere
2022-07-29 01:47	137	24	39	5	0	you should make your 1st apple pie in New York City. Why? Because if you can make it there you can make it anywhere
2022-07-29 08:38	226	33	61	3	0	the Beastie Boys are releasing a 5 part anthology. parts A-D are free. You have to fight for your right to part E!
2022-07-29 15:38	226	34	41	4	0	the Beastie Boys are releasing a 5 part anthology. parts A-D are free. You have to fight for your right to part E!
2022-07-30 01:06	108	22	33	4	0	the Beastie Boys are releasing a 5 part anthology. parts A-D are free. You have to fight for your right to part E!
2022-07-30 09:03	291	23	37	12	0	never buy flowers from a Monk! Only you can prevent Florist friars
2022-07-31 11:17	197	20	31	0	0	I am buying hatchets from different countries because of different smells from them. I love foreign axe scents
2022-07-31 18:37	167	24	36	-2	0	I am buying hatchets from different countries because of different smells from them. I love foreign axe scents
2022-08-01 07:22	272	315	1026	89	0	How did the hackers escape from the police? They ransomware...
2022-08-02 11:05	139	29	37	10	0	How much does a pirate pay for an earring? a buccaneer
2022-08-02 14:37	17	10	10	0	0	How much does a pirate pay for an earring? a buccaneer
2022-08-02 18:44	50	14	25	0	0	How much does a pirate pay for an earring? a buccaneer
2022-08-03 01:40	134	20	30	3	0	How much does a pirate pay for an earring? a buccaneer
2022-08-03 10:35	199	43	55	5	0	Doctor told me to eat more eggs, they would fill you up faster and help you lose weight. How was I to know he did not mean Cadbury Eggs
2022-08-03 16:44	90	13	17	-1	0	Doctor told me to eat more eggs, they would fill you up faster and help you lose weight. How was I to know he did not mean Cadbury Eggs
2022-08-04 02:56	108	83	230	16	0	Doctor told me to eat more eggs, they would fill you up faster and help you lose weight. How was I to know he did not mean Cadbury Eggs
2022-08-04 10:43	171	27	38	0	0	I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
2022-08-04 18:45	509	25	45	10	0	I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
2022-08-05 09:07	317	21	37	-2	0	bought some goose feathers and saw the price had doubled. Finally happened Down is Up!!
2022-08-05 17:21	193	20	29	1	0	bought some goose feathers and saw the price had doubled. Finally happened Down is Up!!
2022-08-06 11:39	355	70	96	0	0	someone challenged me to think of 2 things that hold water. I was like well, dam
2022-08-07 07:03	381	29	41	14	0	what does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off
2022-08-08 10:54	570	27	46	7	0	What kind of egg does an evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
2022-08-09 03:23	131	21	25	-3	0	What kind of egg does an evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
2022-08-09 10:36	218	28	39	4	0	I planted 3 feet of grass in front of my house. It is my yard.
2022-08-09 17:25	119	21	27	5	0	I planted 3 feet of grass in front of my house. It is my yard.
2022-08-10 10:27	97	13	22	0	0	I'm so out of shape, I can't even jog my memory without breaking into a sweat!
2022-08-11 03:28	286	66	228	105	0	I'm so out of shape, I can't even jog my memory without breaking into a sweat!
2022-08-11 11:25	159	31	41	5	0	I'm so out of shape, I can't even jog my memory without breaking into a sweat!
2022-08-12 03:54	80	19	26	-5	0	I'm so out of shape, I can't even jog my memory without breaking into a sweat!
2022-08-12 07:58	376	20	32	-7	0	What's the fasted liquid on earth??? Milk! It's pasteurized before you even see it!
2022-08-13 10:48	326	29	43	5	0	I'm just politely pointing out that if Santa Claus raised cattle, he would be a, well, he would be a Jolly Rancher.
2022-08-14 01:14	120	39	65	16	0	I'm just politely pointing out that if Santa Claus raised cattle, he would be a, well, he would be a Jolly Rancher.
2022-08-14 11:33	141	35	48	-8	0	my pronouns are a lot more expensive then my amateur nouns
2022-08-15 10:41	263	29	46	27	0	1 of my kids decided they wanted to study burrowing rodents. I said they should gopher it
2022-08-15 21:26	48	25	31	0	0	1 of my kids decided they wanted to study burrowing rodents. I said they should gopher it
2022-08-16 10:39	295	31	49	2	0	What's the fasted liquid on earth??? Milk! It's pasteurized before you even see it!
2022-08-16 17:17	237	20	28	-3	0	What's the fasted liquid on earth??? Milk! It's pasteurized before you even see it!
2022-08-17 10:34	190	20	29	1	0	before Crowbars were invented Crows had to drink at home
2022-08-17 14:20	105	14	20	-1	0	before Crowbars were invented Crows had to drink at home
2022-08-18 09:10	344	18	26	-4	0	The clinical term for my fear of giants is fee-fie-phobia
2022-08-19 12:09	145	13	17	-2	0	someone keeps calling my phone, then sneezes and hangs up. I hate cold calls
2022-08-19 14:59	125	16	22	2	0	someone keeps calling my phone, then sneezes and hangs up. I hate cold calls
2022-08-19 20:43	231	20	27	-2	0	someone keeps calling my phone, then sneezes and hangs up. I hate cold calls
2022-08-20 13:44	180	19	28	-1	0	Just started reading a book called “Swimming The English Channel” by Francis Near.
2022-08-21 02:21	53	15	15	0	0	Just started reading a book called “Swimming The English Channel” by Francis Near.
2022-08-21 11:19	105	17	20	1	0	Since a fight with his roommate, Dr. Watson is without a place to live. He's Holmesless!
2022-08-22 10:51	133	18	28	11	0	hear about the pregnant woman who went into labor and shouted, "Couldn't! Wouldn't ! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't! She was having contractions
2022-08-24 11:08	26	12	12	0	0	hear about the pregnant woman who went into labor and shouted, "Couldn't! Wouldn't ! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't! She was having contractions
2022-08-24 12:06	58	15	23	0	0	hear about the pregnant woman who went into labor and shouted, "Couldn't! Wouldn't ! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't! She was having contractions
2022-08-24 15:54	60	11	12	0	0	hear about the pregnant woman who went into labor and shouted, "Couldn't! Wouldn't ! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't! She was having contractions
2022-08-25 11:33	251	19	28	-1	0	went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. They gave me 13 said the last 1 was a freebie
2022-08-26 10:46	58	20	24	0	0	Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat. Because it's capsized.
2022-08-28 02:04	120	20	31	0	0	Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat. Because it's capsized.
2022-08-28 10:50	44	6	6	0	0	Three golf clubs went into a bar. The putter asked for a beer. The wedge ordered tequila. The third said, “Nothing for me. I’m the driver.”
2022-08-28 13:11	23	9	9	0	0	Three golf clubs went into a bar. The putter asked for a beer. The wedge ordered tequila. The third said, “Nothing for me. I’m the driver.”
2022-08-28 18:26	88	23	39	4	0	Three golf clubs went into a bar. The putter asked for a beer. The wedge ordered tequila. The third said, “Nothing for me. I’m the driver.”
2022-08-29 03:20	594	22	35	4	0	Three golf clubs went into a bar. The putter asked for a beer. The wedge ordered tequila. The third said, “Nothing for me. I’m the driver.”
2022-08-30 11:29	165	16	23	-1	0	my boy asked me if we are pyromaniacs ? I said yes we arson
2022-08-31 01:51	133	22	31	-1	0	my boy asked me if we are pyromaniacs ? I said yes we arson
2022-08-31 10:44	110	18	27	5	0	So the fella who invented the crossword puzzles is buried in our local cemetery! The grave is two across and three down. ☺️😊🫠
2022-08-31 19:24	90	19	27	2	0	So the fella who invented the crossword puzzles is buried in our local cemetery! The grave is two across and three down. ☺️😊🫠
2022-09-01 10:38	296	19	33	-4	0	I had to quit my job at the cat shelter. They reduced meowers.
2022-09-01 19:40	374	21	29	3	0	I had to quit my job at the cat shelter. They reduced meowers.
2022-09-02 10:40	264	16	27	-1	0	I don't want to brag, but I just finished a jigsaw in 5 days. It said on the box 4-6 years.
2022-09-03 11:23	721	25	44	8	0	I have a writing instrument that I only use for fun. That's right: It's a play pen.
2022-09-04 09:16	248	30	44	2	0	friend tried to take a selfie in the shower, image was too blurry. He had selfie steam issues
2022-09-04 18:01	143	20	28	0	0	friend tried to take a selfie in the shower, image was too blurry. He had selfie steam issues
2022-09-05 10:42	492	31	45	298	0	friend tried to take a selfie in the shower, image was too blurry. He had selfie steam issues
2022-09-06 00:59	175	18	25	10	0	friend tried to take a selfie in the shower, image was too blurry. He had selfie steam issues
2022-09-06 10:40	284	25	40	3	0	Went to a faith healer group last night. He was so bad, even the guy in the wheelchair walked out.
2022-09-07 02:01	113	19	25	-1	0	Went to a faith healer group last night. He was so bad, even the guy in the wheelchair walked out.
2022-09-07 10:43	121	19	21	-1	0	The manicurist went back to college to become a veterinarian. She was great at giving a pet a cure.
2022-09-07 19:07	187	22	28	0	0	The manicurist went back to college to become a veterinarian. She was great at giving a pet a cure.
2022-09-08 10:39	195	17	24	3	0	Gonna start a matchmaking site for very old people called Carbon Dating.
2022-09-08 18:38	186	16	22	9	0	Gonna start a matchmaking site for very old people called Carbon Dating.
2022-09-10 11:47	67	12	18	-5	0	So I opened up a shop selling uncaged birds. They just flew off the shelves!
2022-09-10 16:36	28	15	16	0	0	So I opened up a shop selling uncaged birds. They just flew off the shelves!
2022-09-10 18:26	128	20	45	0	0	So I opened up a shop selling uncaged birds. They just flew off the shelves!
2022-09-11 12:08	86	23	32	1	0	2000 pounds of Chinese Soup is called a Won ton. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer is 1 Lite year
2022-09-12 11:03	261	21	34	17	0	Seaman: "Why does the captain hop every time he takes a step?" Petty Officer: "He's the skipper."
2022-09-13 10:41	173	22	27	0	0	Bigfoot keeps his legs in shape by doing sasquats.
2022-09-14 10:39	215	22	34	10	0	In the old west, they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night. It was the 1st form of saddle light navigation.
2022-09-15 10:43	141	20	39	10	0	95% of all electric cars are still on the road. The other 5% made it all the way home
2022-09-20 11:01	263	21	30	0	0	if a cargo plane is full of goose feathers, is it called a downed aircraft? 1 week till my birthday \| !rank !age \|
2022-09-21 02:08	156	23	29	9	0	if a cargo plane is full of goose feathers, is it called a downed aircraft? 1 week till my birthday \| !rank !age \|
2022-09-21 10:44	300	24	32	4	0	where do you weigh a pie? somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie
2022-09-21 21:19	75	12	14	0	0	where do you weigh a pie? somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie
2022-09-22 10:54	180	25	40	3	0	What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost? A poultry-geist!
2022-09-23 10:57	147	21	35	1	0	If thieves wear Sneakers and artists wear Sketchers then linguists must wear Converse.
2022-09-24 10:54	150	21	29	7	0	There are tractors and there are protractors, but you usually don’t find them in the same field.
2022-09-24 14:46	518	12	19	-18	0	There are tractors and there are protractors, but you usually don’t find them in the same field.
2022-09-25 11:38	356	20	39	-12	0	There are tractors and there are protractors, but you usually don’t find them in the same field.
2022-09-26 10:37	117	16	30	0	0	just opened my electric and Water bill......I was shocked! 1 day till Birthday
2022-09-27 10:48	136	15	20	-5	0	my Birthday stream
2022-09-27 18:21	563	14	24	-14	0	my Birthday stream
2022-09-28 10:55	499	13	23	-8	0	Bigfoot keeps his legs in shape by doing sasquats.
2022-09-29 11:00	215	12	16	7	0	Read somewhere that being sarcastic on regular basis adds years to your life so I might live forever
2022-09-30 10:50	124	15	24	2	0	What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe
2022-10-01 01:12	122	16	23	2	0	What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe
2022-10-01 10:58	556	18	32	-4	0	What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter
2022-10-02 02:43	121	15	27	-2	0	What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter
2022-10-02 10:35	299	23	33	-1	0	saw someone yelling into an envelope. I asked what are you doing? they said sending a voice mail
2022-10-03 00:24	310	26	37	-5	0	saw someone yelling into an envelope. I asked what are you doing? they said sending a voice mail
2022-10-03 11:02	142	19	22	0	0	What would you have if everyone in the country owned a pink car? - You’d have a pink car-nation!
2022-10-04 03:26	318	18	26	9	0	Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash? A: They have bat breath.
2022-10-04 10:40	154	17	26	1	0	Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash? A: They have bat breath.
2022-10-04 21:36	208	17	26	5	0	Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash? A: They have bat breath.
2022-10-05 01:42	112	16	19	1	0	Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash? A: They have bat breath.
2022-10-05 10:46	178	16	22	0	0	I decided to take up fencing. The police made me put it back up
2022-10-05 17:13	171	26	37	5	0	I decided to take up fencing. The police made me put it back up
2022-10-06 10:55	169	18	26	6	0	Had to call my plumber because I found a wooden shoe in my toilet. Needless to say, it was a clogged.
2022-10-06 17:35	229	27	35	14	0	Had to call my plumber because I found a wooden shoe in my toilet. Needless to say, it was a clogged.
2022-10-07 02:11	113	22	28	-1	0	Had to call my plumber because I found a wooden shoe in my toilet. Needless to say, it was a clogged.
2022-10-07 10:53	131	16	26	2	0	the girl in the middle of the tennis court is named Annette
2022-10-07 19:47	397	28	44	9	0	the girl in the middle of the tennis court is named Annette
2022-10-08 11:47	187	19	30	4	0	I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
2022-10-09 10:36	188	19	29	1	0	Astronomers often cleanse their bodies with raw ground beef because they enjoy meatier showers.
2022-10-09 19:11	213	26	44	-1	0	Astronomers often cleanse their bodies with raw ground beef because they enjoy meatier showers.
2022-10-10 10:40	184	21	26	0	0	To save on electricity I decided to wire the electric blanket and toaster together. Now I keep popping out of bed.
2022-10-10 18:40	194	20	33	5	0	To save on electricity I decided to wire the electric blanket and toaster together. Now I keep popping out of bed.
2022-10-11 11:05	89	16	22	0	0	Why is it not a very good idea to purchase flowers from a Benedictine Monk? Because, only you can prevent florist Friars
2022-10-12 01:48	66	12	14	0	0	Why is it not a very good idea to purchase flowers from a Benedictine Monk? Because, only you can prevent florist Friars
2022-10-12 10:37	347	19	27	-1	0	A Shopkeeper fought off a burglar with a labeling gun. Police now looking for someone with a price on their head
2022-10-12 21:11	233	17	25	1	0	A Shopkeeper fought off a burglar with a labeling gun. Police now looking for someone with a price on their head
2022-10-13 09:08	286	19	34	4	0	I told the chimney sweep that I thought I’d like to do the job on my own. He said, “soot yourself.”
2022-10-13 16:57	207	20	31	5	0	I told the chimney sweep that I thought I’d like to do the job on my own. He said, “soot yourself.”
2022-10-14 03:35	119	11	15	2	0	I told the chimney sweep that I thought I’d like to do the job on my own. He said, “soot yourself.”
2022-10-14 10:45	429	23	36	6	0	How do you fix a broken pumpkin? use a Pumpkin Patch
2022-10-14 20:47	377	26	37	-2	0	How do you fix a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch \| Help me learn this game!
2022-10-15 09:13	491	27	36	-4	0	Breaking news: Someone stole the sun.. that's daylight robbery.
2022-10-16 11:19	565	29	45	-9	0	Several drunk patrons of a nightclub were arrested for climbing on the roof of the club. Bartender said drinks were on the house
2022-10-17 10:44	400	27	36	4	0	Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes... I herd it through the grapevine
2022-10-17 19:59	145	25	36	0	0	Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes... I herd it through the grapevine. \| advice allowed, new to this
2022-10-18 10:47	257	30	43	-5	0	In biblical times, people cut down a oak after it got too large. They were against Adult Tree. advice allowed, new to this
2022-10-18 17:08	236	27	34	-1	0	In biblical times, people cut down a oak after it got too large. They were against Adult Tree. advice allowed, new to this
2022-10-19 10:38	316	18	30	-2	0	I was driving home and i saw a man standing on one leg at the ATM machine I guess he was checking his balance
2022-10-20 07:39	395	17	27	-1	0	SIMBA WAS WALKING SO SLOWLY SO I TOLD HIM TO MUFASA.
2022-10-20 18:02	132	11	15	0	0	SIMBA WAS WALKING SO SLOWLY SO I TOLD HIM TO MUFASA.
2022-10-21 08:19	315	26	41	5	0	if Mediums can talk to the dead imagine what a Large could do
2022-10-21 16:14	220	17	27	-1	0	if Mediums can talk to the dead imagine what a Large could do
2022-10-22 06:09	95	14	17	-1	0	Heard that Aerosmith was gonna open a few Asian restaurants they gonna call them "Wok This Way"
2022-10-22 11:00	165	20	29	0	0	Heard that Aerosmith was gonna open a few Asian restaurants they gonna call them "Wok This Way"
2022-10-23 11:11	213	34	46	3	0	Police arrested a demon in town last night. I heard it was for possession.
2022-10-25 10:38	116	14	19	2	0	Why don't skeletons like Halloween candy? They don't have the stomach for it! 😂
2022-10-27 10:42	153	18	26	7	0	What do you call a detective that solves cases accidentally? - Sheer Luck Holmes!
2022-10-28 02:28	36	9	13	0	0	What do you call a detective that solves cases accidentally? - Sheer Luck Holmes!
2022-10-28 15:35	179	15	23	-4	0	I tried that snuff tobacco once. The instructions said to place a pinch between the cheeks. All I got was a bad stain on my underwear..!
2022-10-29 11:29	195	17	26	2	0	someone called my phone, sneezed the hung up. I get so mad getting cold calls
2022-10-30 11:11	203	19	29	0	0	Did you hear about that fella playing a game of hangman on viagra he was well hung
2022-10-31 01:58	106	12	23	-1	0	Did you hear about that fella playing a game of hangman on viagra he was well hung
2022-10-31 10:51	183	14	22	4	0	Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
2022-10-31 20:47	117	15	22	-1	0	Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
2022-11-01 02:34	100	13	16	-3	0	Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
2022-11-01 10:47	147	16	22	-3	0	I think that men who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick.
2022-11-01 19:38	146	21	29	-2	0	I think that men who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick.
2022-11-02 01:39	85	14	19	4	0	I think that men who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick.
2022-11-02 10:54	300	19	32	5	0	So I went into the florists this morning and asked: "Do you have tulips?" She said: "Yes and two eyes, two ears and a nose."
2022-11-02 21:32	352	18	27	3	0	So I went into the florists this morning and asked: "Do you have tulips?" She said: "Yes and two eyes, two ears and a nose."
2022-11-03 10:42	172	28	39	2	0	Had a crazy dream last night that I was swimming in orange soda. Guess it was just a Fanta Sea
2022-11-03 17:10	84	16	20	-3	0	Had a crazy dream last night that I was swimming in orange soda. Guess it was just a Fanta Sea Help em learn other agents
2022-11-04 02:17	87	16	21	-1	0	Had a crazy dream last night that I was swimming in orange soda. Guess it was just a Fanta Sea Help em learn other agents
2022-11-04 11:04	210	19	23	4	0	Meet my pet termite, Clint. Clint Eatswood. Help me learn other agents
2022-11-08 02:24	110	16	28	0	0	drank some holy water when I took a laxative. It gonna start a religious movement. Feeling sick plz be nice
2022-11-08 11:47	237	20	36	-1	0	A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
2022-11-08 19:37	97	19	26	3	0	A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
2022-11-09 02:29	115	13	16	-1	0	A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
2022-11-09 14:05	139	14	21	0	0	if you spell muffins backwards you get what you do when you take them out of the oven
2022-11-10 02:31	103	19	26	1	0	if you spell muffins backwards you get what you do when you take them out of the oven
2022-11-10 10:35	279	18	26	1	0	I bought some skinny jeans. They don't work.
2022-11-10 18:30	335	18	33	6	0	I bought some skinny jeans. They don't work.
2022-11-11 11:53	21	9	11	0	0	My neighbor's new sky diving business failed, so I asked him what happened. He said, "My business failed to have a successful grand opening.
2022-11-11 12:22	272	21	31	-2	0	My neighbor's new sky diving business failed, so I asked him what happened. He said, "My business failed to have a successful grand opening.
2022-11-11 19:41	223	18	26	-3	0	My neighbor's new sky diving business failed, so I asked him what happened. He said, "My business failed to have a successful grand opening.
2022-11-12 11:50	144	19	26	1	0	I fell and hit my head on a snare drum. Think I got a percussion
2022-11-13 15:02	102	13	20	0	0	someone made a typo on a tombstone. That was a grave mistake
2022-11-14 11:46	208	22	34	-1	0	Elton John is worried about the effect retiring from touring will have on his waistline. I think it will be goodbye normal jeans.
2022-11-15 02:50	104	14	19	1	0	Elton John is worried about the effect retiring from touring will have on his waistline. I think it will be goodbye normal jeans.
2022-11-15 11:47	157	18	26	-3	0	A man didn't like his haircut, but it started to grow on him.
2022-11-16 12:23	151	14	23	1	0	Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's all right now.
2022-11-17 09:43	301	15	26	7	0	The Postal Service advises again this year that all babies born on Thanksgiving must be girls. There is no male delivery on holidays.
2022-11-18 09:58	306	16	25	0	0	A 3 foot 4 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
2022-11-18 18:59	185	15	24	-4	0	A 3 foot 4 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
2022-11-19 02:15	170	13	18	-1	0	A 3 foot 4 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
2022-11-19 10:16	228	15	21	66	0	I have an old record player to give away. I would sell it but the bass control doesn't work. It's more treble than it's worth.
2022-11-20 10:55	109	11	15	-1	0	I really hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache…and then suddenly she’s not your friend anymore!
2022-11-21 13:18	46	7	8	0	0	The funeral for the man that invented Tupperware, was postponed while they tried to find the right lid for his coffin.
2022-11-22 09:44	130	13	21	-2	0	The funeral for the man that invented Tupperware, was postponed while they tried to find the right lid for his coffin.
2022-11-22 12:30	64	11	12	0	0	The funeral for the man that invented Tupperware, was postponed while they tried to find the right lid for his coffin.
2022-11-22 20:03	71	12	13	0	0	The funeral for the man that invented Tupperware, was postponed while they tried to find the right lid for his coffin.
2022-11-23 03:23	141	11	17	0	0	The funeral for the man that invented Tupperware, was postponed while they tried to find the right lid for his coffin.
2022-11-23 09:59	235	13	19	-1	0	A vegan told me that people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people that sell fruits and veggies are grocer
2022-11-24 03:05	159	11	21	1	0	A vegan told me that people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people that sell fruits and veggies are grocer
2022-11-24 11:28	226	15	22	1	0	lady picking through the frozen turkeys, but couldn't find one big enough. Asked grocer, Do these turkeys get any bigger. No they dead maam
2022-11-25 12:02	862	23	44	-3	0	Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter.
2022-11-26 03:30	124	21	25	0	0	Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter.
2022-11-26 11:08	216	17	22	0	0	A man got arrested for shoplifting. The box said "sugar free" so he walked out with a bag of sugar.
2022-11-26 20:37	197	175	1324	77	0	A man got arrested for shoplifting. The box said "sugar free" so he walked out with a bag of sugar.
2022-11-27 03:21	133	17	37	1	0	A man got arrested for shoplifting. The box said "sugar free" so he walked out with a bag of sugar.
2022-11-27 11:59	225	21	32	-1	0	The trapeze artist retired after he lost his partner. He wouldn't perform without Annette.
2022-11-28 02:35	139	16	24	1	0	The trapeze artist retired after he lost his partner. He wouldn't perform without Annette.
2022-11-28 10:26	199	21	36	2	0	So I just bought a greyhound, my mate said: “What you going to do it with it?” I said: “Race it“. He said: “My money’s on the dog”.
2022-11-29 02:18	156	8	12	0	0	So I just bought a greyhound, my mate said: “What you going to do it with it?” I said: “Race it“. He said: “My money’s on the dog”.
2022-11-29 11:09	205	17	28	31	0	My friend Sarah accidentally left her Pepsi 60 miles south of Tampa. That's the location of Sarah's soda.
2022-11-29 16:28	86	16	19	1	0	My friend Sarah accidentally left her Pepsi 60 miles south of Tampa. That's the location of Sarah's soda.
2022-11-29 18:44	60	15	22	0	0	My friend Sarah accidentally left her Pepsi 60 miles south of Tampa. That's the location of Sarah's soda.
2022-11-30 04:16	48	7	11	0	0	My friend Sarah accidentally left her Pepsi 60 miles south of Tampa. That's the location of Sarah's soda.
2022-11-30 12:01	203	20	28	1	0	just got an email on how to read maps backwards. Turns out it was just spam
2022-11-30 23:45	69	11	15	0	0	just got an email on how to read maps backwards. Turns out it was just spam
2022-12-01 03:00	165	12	22	-1	0	just got an email on how to read maps backwards. Turns out it was just spam
2022-12-01 12:02	252	22	29	2	0	There is a city in Alaska that makes the best sauce for Eggs Benedict. There’s no place like Nome for the Hollandaise.
2022-12-01 21:49	175	20	25	2	0	There is a city in Alaska that makes the best sauce for Eggs Benedict. There’s no place like Nome for the Hollandaise.
2022-12-02 04:00	65	14	18	1	0	There is a city in Alaska that makes the best sauce for Eggs Benedict. There’s no place like Nome for the Hollandaise.
2022-12-02 12:20	234	20	31	0	0	The man who robbed the music store was seen running off with the Lute.
2022-12-03 02:38	186	16	26	3	0	The man who robbed the music store was seen running off with the Lute.
2022-12-03 12:01	423	25	42	-1	0	There is a new movie coming out about mobile homes. I just saw the trailer.
2022-12-04 01:58	196	11	19	-1	0	There is a new movie coming out about mobile homes. I just saw the trailer.
2022-12-04 12:02	383	17	28	-6	0	My neighbor’s wife told him, “Nothing would make me happier than a big diamond for Christmas.” So he gave her nothing.
2022-12-04 22:43	351	12	19	5	0	My neighbor’s wife told him, “Nothing would make me happier than a big diamond for Christmas.” So he gave her nothing.
2022-12-05 12:27	987	20	30	1	0	I was offered a job packing paprika, thyme, and salt into jars. I didn’t take it though, because I wasn’t looking for seasonal work.
2022-12-06 12:03	611	16	20	3	0	why did the snowman have to go to the Dentist? He wanted to fix it's Frostbite
2022-12-07 02:33	141	12	19	-1	0	why did the snowman have to go to the Dentist? He wanted to fix it's Frostbite
2022-12-07 12:11	323	17	27	-2	0	A copy of "A Christmas Carol" just fell on my toe. It hurt like the Dickens
2022-12-08 11:58	356	18	31	-6	0	I was sorry to hear that Bilbo Baggins recently died of a Viagra overdose. But it's an accepted fact that old Hobbits die hard.
2022-12-09 12:24	250	14	28	-6	0	What did the gingerbread man get when he broke his leg? A Candy Cane!
2022-12-10 12:26	289	17	26	2	0	My cat loves to go shopping. I try to discourage him because, he makes too many pur-chases.
2022-12-11 12:24	140	22	28	0	0	entered the chimney as Santa Claus. There was a fire burning in the fireplace.🔥He came out as Krisp Kringle. 😧
2022-12-12 11:59	155	13	16	-4	0	When the man was shot with a BB gun the case ended up in a pellet court.
2022-12-12 20:33	121	10	13	-7	0	When the man was shot with a BB gun the case ended up in a pellet court.
2022-12-13 12:03	111	16	19	5	0	I have been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.
2022-12-13 18:23	131	19	26	1	0	I have been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.
2022-12-14 12:03	181	19	26	3	0	I read about some guy that went around his neighborhood gluing the fallen foliage back onto all the trees. It was a huge re-leaf effort.
2022-12-15 03:18	86	9	11	-2	0	I read about some guy that went around his neighborhood gluing the fallen foliage back onto all the trees. It was a huge re-leaf effort.
2022-12-15 12:05	179	20	26	0	0	So I’m writing a book about a fella who believes whatever people tell him, everywhere he goes. It’s called “Gullible’s Travels.”
2022-12-16 12:12	212	19	28	3	0	A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
2022-12-17 03:12	62	17	18	0	0	A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
2022-12-17 12:00	284	25	31	4	0	I see the local taxi company got in trouble for overcharging people. Seems they were taking everyone for a ride. 🎅🤷‍♂️🎅
2022-12-18 19:02	122	17	24	0	0	My friend Elle asked me to tell her a Christmas joke. I said, "No, Elle."
2022-12-18 22:00	314	35	142	-1	0	My friend Elle asked me to tell her a Christmas joke. I said, "No, Elle."
2022-12-19 10:20	534	26	40	11	0	What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ABDOMINAL Snowman! 😂
2022-12-20 02:39	105	17	24	0	0	What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ABDOMINAL Snowman! 😂
2022-12-20 10:00	244	32	42	3	0	Santa is using a fake Christmas tree this year. All the real ones were knotty
2022-12-21 12:20	105	27	39	4	0	I invented a perfume making machine. It seems complex, but if you watch it working for a while, it makes scents.
2022-12-22 02:54	90	14	30	0	0	I invented a perfume making machine. It seems complex, but if you watch it working for a while, it makes scents.
2022-12-22 11:57	147	22	33	2	0	how can you tell a blind man at a nudist beach? It isn't hard
2022-12-22 17:59	115	22	31	-1	0	how can you tell a blind man at a nudist beach? It isn't hard
2022-12-23 12:20	174	32	41	4	0	Put myself on a diet eating Christmas tree decorations. Anyway I think I've had so much that I'm coming down with tinselillitis
2022-12-23 20:40	45	13	13	0	0	Put myself on a diet eating Christmas tree decorations. Anyway I think I've had so much that I'm coming down with tinselillitis
2022-12-24 11:45	129	27	38	1	0	Why did the two snowmen start dating as soon as they met? Because it was love at frost sight.
2022-12-24 15:21	333	32	51	-1	0	Why did the two snowmen start dating as soon as they met? Because it was love at frost sight.
2022-12-25 00:20	124	16	24	0	0	Why did the two snowmen start dating as soon as they met? Because it was love at frost sight.
2022-12-25 13:32	142	23	32	1	0	Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr. Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
2022-12-25 19:41	133	25	32	-2	0	Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr. Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
2022-12-26 03:04	110	9	14	1	0	Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr. Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
2022-12-26 11:40	324	22	29	0	0	When a Pharmacist gets sick, does the Doctor give him a taste of his own Medicine?
2022-12-27 12:18	206	21	30	-2	0	What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ABDOMINAL Snowman!
2022-12-27 21:16	228	30	44	5	0	What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ABDOMINAL Snowman!
2022-12-28 02:01	83	10	15	0	0	What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ABDOMINAL Snowman!
2022-12-28 13:55	89	15	24	0	0	A python may grow up to 32 feet, but most have none.
2022-12-28 23:51	23	9	10	0	0	A python may grow up to 32 feet, but most have none.
2022-12-29 10:06	398	31	45	26	0	met a Man named David: "If I ever had a son, I would name him Harley, so that everyone would go, "Yeah, that's Harley, David's son!"
2022-12-29 17:44	310	27	41	5	0	met a Man named David: "If I ever had a son, I would name him Harley, so that everyone would go, "Yeah, that's Harley, David's son!"
2022-12-30 12:15	129	17	24	2	0	When the clock struck 12'o clock on December 31, all the cows could be heard wishing each other 'Happy Moo Year.'
2022-12-30 16:48	286	26	40	9	0	When the clock struck 12'o clock on December 31, all the cows could be heard wishing each other 'Happy Moo Year.'
2022-12-31 02:37	147	27	36	5	0	When the clock struck 12'o clock on December 31, all the cows could be heard wishing each other 'Happy Moo Year.'
2022-12-31 06:24	90	15	24	2	0	Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? 'Cause it was well-armed!! 😂
2022-12-31 13:26	98	16	22	1	0	Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? 'Cause it was well-armed!! 😂
2022-12-31 23:29	75	14	16	0	0	Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? 'Cause it was well-armed!! 😂 Happy New Years!!!!!!!
2023-01-01 14:34	110	18	25	1	0	In the Brady Bunch it was always "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" But today it is "Jan 1st!!!!!"
2023-01-02 01:39	155	13	17	-1	0	In the Brady Bunch it was always "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" But today it is "Jan 1st!!!!!"
2023-01-02 12:00	174	27	40	4	0	I was going to give up all my bad habits for the new year. Then I remembered that no one likes a quitter
2023-01-02 15:45	309	26	40	-2	0	I was going to give up all my bad habits for the new year. Then I remembered that no one likes a quitter
2023-01-03 09:31	323	26	42	10	0	there are 4 types of poison. Poison I, II and III would all kill you. However Poison IV, would make you really itchy.
2023-01-04 03:15	59	13	19	0	0	there are 4 types of poison. Poison I, II and III would all kill you. However Poison IV, would make you really itchy.
2023-01-04 10:50	344	28	44	4	0	I saw a man at an ATM standing on 1 foot. Guess he was checking his balance
2023-01-05 10:04	300	20	30	0	0	Wonder why they call it a 'near miss' when two airplanes almost collide... Surely it should be a 'near hit'...
2023-01-06 02:49	125	17	27	0	0	Wonder why they call it a 'near miss' when two airplanes almost collide... Surely it should be a 'near hit'...
2023-01-06 10:54	270	19	29	0	0	Just bought a balloon elephant from Party City!!! It wouldn't fit in my car so I had to pop the trunk!!!
2023-01-06 19:52	152	15	20	0	0	Just bought a balloon elephant from Party City!!! It wouldn't fit in my car so I had to pop the trunk!!!
2023-01-07 02:51	113	15	20	-2	0	Just bought a balloon elephant from Party City!!! It wouldn't fit in my car so I had to pop the trunk!!!
2023-01-07 12:09	125	16	25	-1	0	did you know that Mickey Mouse's wife drives a Minnie Van?
2023-01-08 02:03	361	31	54	28	0	did you know that Mickey Mouse's wife drives a Minnie Van?
2023-01-08 13:06	288	32	51	3	0	I started reading a book about Sandpaper. It is a work of friction
2023-01-09 02:49	55	13	18	0	0	I started reading a book about Sandpaper. It is a work of friction
2023-01-09 10:03	771	25	37	3	0	I canned a sea bass I caught. I was then arrested for unauthorized production of cannabas.
2023-01-10 02:51	173	7	9	1	0	I canned a sea bass I caught. I was then arrested for unauthorized production of cannabas.
2023-01-10 11:22	622	25	44	2	0	I glued myself to my autobiography. . That’s my story, and I'm sticking to it.
2023-01-10 22:58	66	24	31	-3	0	I glued myself to my autobiography. . That’s my story, and I'm sticking to it.
2023-01-11 12:12	232	22	30	-1	0	My friend is always complaining about his car. I told him I didn't want to hear his Saab story.
2023-01-11 21:34	250	27	39	15	0	My friend is always complaining about his car. I told him I didn't want to hear his Saab story.
2023-01-12 11:55	209	21	33	-2	0	I had a female horse who was only active after the sun went down. She was such a nightmare.
2023-01-13 09:26	288	22	36	1	0	New survey just released: Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I prefer a banana.
2023-01-13 21:14	50	11	12	0	0	New survey just released: Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I prefer a banana.
2023-01-14 10:10	205	19	27	4	0	I stood between 2 llamas. I got llaminated
2023-01-14 20:30	154	21	25	0	0	I stood between 2 llamas. I got llaminated
2023-01-15 12:15	179	14	23	4	0	I ate a shepherds pie today. Oh, he was livid!!
2023-01-16 12:17	147	20	31	4	0	did you know if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? Yup that's because it will be cap-sized
2023-01-17 02:54	110	15	24	-1	0	did you know if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? Yup that's because it will be cap-sized
2023-01-17 12:04	190	19	26	2	0	they say we learn from our mistakes that is why I make as many as possible. I will soon be a genius
2023-01-18 13:33	221	22	34	-4	0	the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz came out with a calamine lotion brand called "Ding Dong the itch is dead"
2023-01-19 02:39	65	23	45	0	0	the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz came out with a calamine lotion brand called "Ding Dong the itch is dead"
2023-01-19 11:51	143	20	27	-1	0	What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? A slow swimmer.
2023-01-20 06:25	59	14	17	0	0	I've got a joke about a single eye makeup. It's a one liner.
2023-01-20 12:03	171	20	30	0	0	I've got a joke about a single eye makeup. It's a one liner. not feeling great please be nice
2023-01-20 20:45	389	20	35	7	0	I've got a joke about a single eye makeup. It's a one liner. not feeling great please be nice
2023-01-21 09:55	539	30	49	12	0	Phil Collins recorded all his music in the Stu-Stu-studio
2023-01-22 03:31	113	16	26	2	0	Phil Collins recorded all his music in the Stu-Stu-studio
2023-01-22 12:07	187	30	44	-2	0	I tried to mix a Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature. I ended up with tequila mockingbird
2023-01-23 02:36	168	22	32	-10	0	I tried to mix a Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature. I ended up with tequila mockingbird
2023-01-23 12:04	370	33	46	-22	0	Well, the Dallas Cowboys just lost, I guess the Willie Nelson song is right, mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys
2023-01-24 12:07	287	33	43	5	0	someone just asked me how often do planes crash? I said just once
2023-01-25 12:04	200	27	37	4	0	I just flew back from a ravioli convention. Boyardees arms tired !
2023-01-26 02:43	101	17	27	3	0	I just flew back from a ravioli convention. Boyardees arms tired !
2023-01-26 12:09	125	19	24	-1	0	Why was the archaeologist depressed? His life was in ruins.
2023-01-27 02:41	93	11	19	3	0	Why was the archaeologist depressed? His life was in ruins.
2023-01-27 10:05	269	32	45	4	0	Why was the archaeologist depressed? His life was in ruins.
2023-01-27 14:52	142	32	46	3	0	Why was the archaeologist depressed? His life was in ruins.
2023-01-28 11:01	233	22	37	1	0	Why was the archaeologist depressed? His life was in ruins.
2023-01-29 03:21	43	6	8	0	0	Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.
2023-01-29 11:57	127	18	31	1	0	Today in the supermarket a woman stole lettuce, mayo, anchovies, parmesan and croutons. As she ran away I shouted: “Seize her salad
2023-01-29 19:55	199	23	31	1	0	Today in the supermarket a woman stole lettuce, mayo, anchovies, parmesan and croutons. As she ran away I shouted: “Seize her salad
2023-01-30 03:21	124	21	26	4	0	Today in the supermarket a woman stole lettuce, mayo, anchovies, parmesan and croutons. As she ran away I shouted: “Seize her salad
2023-01-30 12:08	206	20	27	0	0	Today in the supermarket a woman stole lettuce, mayo, anchovies, parmesan and croutons. As she ran away I shouted: “Seize her salad
2023-01-30 21:47	167	19	29	-1	0	Today in the supermarket a woman stole lettuce, mayo, anchovies, parmesan and croutons. As she ran away I shouted: “Seize her salad
2023-01-31 11:57	77	11	13	-1	0	how does a Farmer have a party? They turnip the beets
2023-02-01 02:24	140	14	22	3	0	how does a Farmer have a party? They turnip the beets
2023-02-01 14:45	109	22	26	-1	0	History Teacher: "Why was the period we are studying called the Dark Ages?" Student: "Because there were too many knights".
2023-02-02 11:58	136	20	32	-1	0	I've been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck. Happy Groundhog Day!
2023-02-02 15:30	364	27	35	0	0	I've been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck. Happy Groundhog Day!
2023-02-03 12:03	261	16	21	0	0	Basketball players need not go far to be on vacation. 🏀 It only takes 3 steps for them to travel.
2023-02-03 23:03	131	16	19	-1	0	Basketball players need not go far to be on vacation. 🏀 It only takes 3 steps for them to travel.
2023-02-04 16:03	182	17	23	0	0	Local butcher backed into the meat slicer. A little behind in his work.
2023-02-05 12:06	148	19	28	2	0	Local butcher backed into the meat slicer. A little behind in his work.
2023-02-06 12:01	73	10	16	-3	0	The Music Lovers group are going on vacation, and don't know whether to take the: Crazy Train, Yellow Submarine or Jet Airliner.
2023-02-07 04:19	105	20	25	3	0	The Music Lovers group are going on vacation, and don't know whether to take the: Crazy Train, Yellow Submarine or Jet Airliner.
2023-02-07 12:59	115	17	21	3	0	someone just asked me how often do planes crash? I said just once
2023-02-07 19:14	160	19	27	4	0	someone just asked me how often do planes crash? I said just once
2023-02-08 03:12	72	12	17	0	0	someone just asked me how often do planes crash? I said just once
2023-02-08 12:01	123	10	13	3	0	What's the difference between myself and Peter Pan? Peter Pan never gets old
2023-02-08 18:04	90	18	26	2	0	What's the difference between myself and Peter Pan? Peter Pan never gets old
2023-02-09 02:58	106	18	34	3	0	What's the difference between myself and Peter Pan? Peter Pan never gets old
2023-02-09 11:53	301	20	33	5	0	walking down the road this morning. I first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano. I think it was an orchestrated attack
2023-02-09 20:26	458	21	30	12	0	walking down the road this morning. I first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano. I think it was an orchestrated attack
2023-02-10 11:20	164	20	25	3	0	all these companies trying to make veggies taste like meat. Cows have been doing that for years
2023-02-10 20:45	229	15	23	-1	0	all these companies trying to make veggies taste like meat. Cows have been doing that for years
2023-02-11 02:29	75	18	28	0	0	all these companies trying to make veggies taste like meat. Cows have been doing that for years
2023-02-11 12:12	232	15	25	-3	0	Where did Phil Collins record his songs? In the stu-stu-studio.
2023-02-11 21:09	185	22	29	-2	0	Where did Phil Collins record his songs? In the stu-stu-studio.
2023-02-12 12:08	96	16	22	-1	0	you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
2023-02-13 12:06	368	23	35	1	0	I told my guitar teacher that l was having trouble finding the chords. He told me not to fret
2023-02-13 21:56	168	14	23	3	0	I told my guitar teacher that l was having trouble finding the chords. He told me not to fret
2023-02-14 02:38	26	12	13	0	0	I told my guitar teacher that l was having trouble finding the chords. He told me not to fret
2023-02-14 11:59	135	18	26	-2	0	I'm just politely pointing out that 92% of those who are told to "hold their horses" do NOT in fact HAVE horses.
2023-02-15 09:52	562	18	25	6	0	My friend Sierra tried to throw her empty soda can in the trash. Unfortunately, Sierra Mist.
2023-02-16 02:24	80	12	21	2	0	My friend Sierra tried to throw her empty soda can in the trash. Unfortunately, Sierra Mist.
2023-02-16 10:08	266	22	33	3	0	So I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night & the fella on the triangle disappeared.
2023-02-16 18:36	149	17	28	2	0	So I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night & the fella on the triangle disappeared.
2023-02-17 11:55	279	69	79	-14	0	the Beastie boys are releasing a 5 part anthology. Parts A thru D are free. You have to fight for your right to Part E
2023-02-18 03:10	124	9	11	1	0	the Beastie boys are releasing a 5 part anthology. Parts A thru D are free. You have to fight for your right to Part E
2023-02-18 11:40	164	21	28	4	0	Did you know that Sonny and Cher had a pet named Babe that was a big lamb? That inspired them to write the song I Got Ewe Babe.
2023-02-18 20:01	203	15	23	-2	0	Did you know that Sonny and Cher had a pet named Babe that was a big lamb? That inspired them to write the song I Got Ewe Babe.
2023-02-20 00:47	197	22	36	8	0	I like to eat cake while watching “All In The Family.” That way I can have my cake and Edith too.
2023-02-20 12:12	122	17	26	-1	0	Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful. But that’s how Julius Caesar.
2023-02-20 15:01	93	15	22	-1	0	Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful. But that’s how Julius Caesar.
2023-02-20 21:09	105	14	25	1	0	Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful. But that’s how Julius Caesar.
2023-02-21 11:21	233	19	28	2	0	I'm researching cliffs of the world. I'd like to see them all, so I guess I'll have to make some Cliff Notes.
2023-02-22 10:33	231	13	20	1	0	there is a new airplane that can not crash. Made out of Rubber Polymers so it bounces. It being made by Boeing Boeing Boeing
2023-02-22 20:05	109	18	22	1	0	there is a new airplane that can not crash. Made out of Rubber Polymers so it bounces. It being made by Boeing Boeing Boeing
2023-02-23 11:58	246	19	29	1	0	what do you give a sick gator-to make them feel better? Gator aid .. lol
2023-02-24 02:25	109	11	14	2	0	what do you give a sick gator-to make them feel better? Gator aid .. lol
2023-02-24 12:03	121	16	25	0	0	Did you know there is a channel on TV all about cat problems? It's pay-pur-view.
2023-02-24 17:15	59	14	18	0	0	Did you know there is a channel on TV all about cat problems? It's pay-pur-view.
2023-02-25 02:57	107	18	25	0	0	Did you know there is a channel on TV all about cat problems? It's pay-pur-view.
2023-02-25 12:03	211	20	30	-1	0	How do you call a turtle or tortoise? Use a shellphone.
2023-02-26 10:47	447	30	44	10	0	Truck load of wigs turned over and dumped all over the freeway. Road is closed as police are still combing the area.
2023-02-27 12:00	154	22	28	0	0	A baseball official collapsed during a game after eating a meal of Chinese noodles. It was the fall of the Ramen umpire.
2023-02-28 02:18	206	11	22	-4	0	A baseball official collapsed during a game after eating a meal of Chinese noodles. It was the fall of the Ramen umpire.
2023-02-28 12:08	126	23	30	1	0	A liter of water weighs more than a liter of butane. This is because butane is a lighter fluid.
2023-02-28 16:10	134	14	20	2	0	A liter of water weighs more than a liter of butane. This is because butane is a lighter fluid.
2023-03-01 00:31	23	8	8	0	0	A liter of water weighs more than a liter of butane. This is because butane is a lighter fluid.
2023-03-01 02:49	175	20	30	-1	0	A liter of water weighs more than a liter of butane. This is because butane is a lighter fluid.
2023-03-01 12:00	164	26	35	4	0	I was attacked by a flock of sheep this morning. I was only grazed. I was very lucky I wasn't fleeced, but I did get rammed.
2023-03-01 15:32	72	15	20	0	0	I was attacked by a flock of sheep this morning. I was only grazed. I was very lucky I wasn't fleeced, but I did get rammed.
2023-03-02 02:17	147	17	22	4	0	I was attacked by a flock of sheep this morning. I was only grazed. I was very lucky I wasn't fleeced, but I did get rammed.
2023-03-03 11:59	355	22	31	-2	0	What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.
2023-03-04 12:33	381	30	52	16	0	if your job is sketching suspects for the police does that make you a con artist?
2023-03-06 10:32	22	8	8	0	0	my daughter's coffee cup was stolen. Now we going to Police Dept to look at Mug Shots
2023-03-06 11:09	195	21	26	3	0	my daughter's coffee cup was stolen. Now we going to Police Dept to look at Mug Shots
2023-03-06 17:09	85	15	19	-4	0	my daughter's coffee cup was stolen. Now we going to Police Dept to look at Mug Shots
2023-03-06 22:22	152	19	25	1	0	my daughter's coffee cup was stolen. Now we going to Police Dept to look at Mug Shots
2023-03-07 02:35	119	18	29	5	0	my daughter's coffee cup was stolen. Now we going to Police Dept to look at Mug Shots
2023-03-07 10:28	266	22	39	7	0	my friend just broke up with the invisible lady he was dating. I could never figure out what he saw in her
2023-03-07 19:07	257	22	31	4	0	my friend just broke up with the invisible lady he was dating. I could never figure out what he saw in her
2023-03-08 08:12	352	22	30	7	0	What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court.
2023-03-09 09:59	5	6	6	0	0	What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee! 😂
2023-03-09 10:10	264	22	29	1	0	What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee! 😂
2023-03-10 11:55	129	16	20	0	0	Found some large reptiles in between backyards in Florida. They were not crocodiles but they were alley-gators
2023-03-11 03:15	109	18	28	1	0	Found some large reptiles in between backyards in Florida. They were not crocodiles but they were alley-gators
2023-03-11 12:00	205	22	35	0	0	How do you make the number one disappear? Add a ‘G’ and it’s Gone!
2023-03-12 12:10	234	31	41	5	0	Mr. Potato Head joined the army. They assigned him to a MASH unit.
2023-03-12 20:28	36	11	13	0	0	whats the difference between 365 condoms and a new set pf tires? ones a goodyear and the other a great year
2023-03-13 09:16	698	59	81	2	0	whats the difference between 365 condoms and a new set of tires? ones a goodyear and the other a great year
2023-03-14 11:03	191	19	31	2	0	When he was a toddler, Richard loved bathtime. But he pitched a fit when it was time to dry off. That’s the story of Richard Dryfuss.
2023-03-15 11:55	199	35	69	12	0	We go annually to an auction by an artist who makes bottles with tiny ships inside. Last year we won the champagne ship.
2023-03-16 10:57	287	29	39	1	0	I went to an animal exhibit yesterday and man, let me tell you, that place was a real zoo
2023-03-18 11:43	101	22	28	2	0	of all the inventions in the past 50 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable!
2023-03-18 16:23	41	13	15	0	0	of all the inventions in the past 50 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable!
2023-03-18 18:29	45	11	12	0	0	of all the inventions in the past 50 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable!
2023-03-18 19:46	158	28	36	-2	0	of all the inventions in the past 50 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable!
2023-03-19 10:05	249	21	41	3	0	I told a Chimney Sweep that I would love to do their job. They said "Soot Yourself"
2023-03-19 18:21	43	7	7	0	0	I told a Chimney Sweep that I would love to do their job. They said "Soot Yourself"
2023-03-20 11:09	145	16	24	2	0	just met an Irishman that was full of energy that he was bouncing off walls. His name is Rick O'Shay
2023-03-22 21:53	41	7	8	0	0	The Earth is 70% water and NONE of it is carbonated. Therefore I have concluded the Earth is flat!
2023-03-24 02:18	116	21	27	-2	0	if you lose a sock in the dryer it returns as a Tupperware lid that won't fit any other container
2023-03-24 23:58	126	12	13	-1	0	when you dream in color it's a pigment of your imagination
2023-04-04 11:03	111	19	22	0	0	ESPN has said that they are covering the World origami Championship! To bad it is only on paper view
2023-04-05 02:08	96	21	26	2	0	ESPN has said that they are covering the World origami Championship! To bad it is only on paper view
2023-04-05 11:01	193	15	21	-2	0	Friend 1: Since changing its name from Facebook to Meta, the quality of people joining has gone south. Friend 2: nope it's meta-worse.
2023-04-06 09:17	277	19	27	10	0	So I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night & the fella on the triangle disappeared.
2023-04-06 16:46	318	21	31	-4	0	So I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night & the fella on the triangle disappeared.
2023-04-07 11:08	186	27	38	-2	0	So I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night & the fella on the triangle disappeared.
2023-04-07 17:23	111	16	21	-1	0	So I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night & the fella on the triangle disappeared.
2023-04-08 09:05	269	15	25	1	0	what do you get if you cross Lassie with a rose? A collie flower
2023-04-09 03:34	620	21	33	13	0	what do you get if you cross Lassie with a rose? A collie flower have a Great Holiday
2023-04-09 16:56	388	19	33	6	0	what do you get if you cross Lassie with a rose? A collie flower have a Great Holiday
2023-04-10 00:28	116	28	34	2	0	what do you get if you cross Lassie with a rose? A collie flower have a Great Holiday
2023-04-10 08:26	248	23	35	-1	0	what do you get if you cross Lassie with a rose? A collie flower have a Great Holiday
2023-04-11 01:44	110	18	27	0	0	what do you get if you cross Lassie with a rose? A collie flower have a Great Holiday
2023-04-11 11:02	652	27	55	9	0	what do you get if you cross Lassie with a rose? A collie flower have a Great Holiday
2023-04-12 08:39	245	20	26	-2	0	what do you get if you cross Lassie with a rose? A collie flower have a Great Holiday
2023-04-12 21:19	75	14	17	1	0	When he was a toddler, Richard loved bathtime. But he pitched a fit when it was time to dry off. That’s the story of Richard Dryfuss!
2023-04-13 10:53	671	23	35	0	0	nachos are just tacos that dont have their life together
2023-04-14 10:52	152	20	33	3	0	nachos are just tacos that dont have their life together
2023-04-14 17:56	248	22	35	1	0	nachos are just tacos that dont have their life together
2023-04-15 01:45	99	12	16	0	0	nachos are just tacos that dont have their life together
2023-04-15 10:47	97	16	28	0	0	I want to be buried with my old record albums. That will be a vinyl resting place
2023-04-16 12:35	169	32	42	1	0	Rocky Mountain Oysters the original Sack Lunch
2023-04-17 01:35	69	23	32	0	0	Rocky Mountain Oysters the original Sack Lunch
2023-04-17 10:55	129	20	32	-1	0	Cows eat grass that makes steak a plant based meat
2023-04-17 16:25	299	25	35	43	0	Cows eat grass that makes steak a plant based meat
2023-04-18 09:54	310	21	28	4	0	Just moved into my new flat. Directly below me is a police station. It would appear that I am above the law.
2023-04-18 19:44	180	21	39	1	0	Just moved into my new flat. Directly below me is a police station. It would appear that I am above the law.
2023-04-19 08:19	305	56	77	13	0	To save money on electricity, I’ve wired the toaster and the electric blanket together. Now I keep popping out of bed!
2023-04-19 17:13	101	17	26	-3	0	To save money on electricity, I’ve wired the toaster and the electric blanket together. Now I keep popping out of bed!
2023-04-20 10:45	169	21	29	3	0	when freezing rain hit's you it hurts like Hail
2023-04-20 18:11	313	13	18	2	0	when freezing rain hit's you it hurts like Hail
2023-04-21 11:11	193	23	30	-1	0	When did the astronauts choose to eat their sandwich? At launch time
2023-04-21 17:46	158	13	18	0	0	When did the astronauts choose to eat their sandwich? At launch time
2023-04-22 11:11	263	28	36	2	0	When did the astronauts choose to eat their sandwich? At launch time
2023-04-22 19:36	88	16	21	3	0	When did the astronauts choose to eat their sandwich? At launch time
2023-04-23 01:53	111	23	32	1	0	even a squirrel finds a nut every once in a while
2023-04-23 14:29	75	20	25	0	0	I asked a Librarian if they had any books about paranoia. She said they right behind you
2023-04-24 01:27	127	25	41	0	0	I asked a Librarian if they had any books about paranoia. She said they right behind you
2023-04-24 10:50	224	20	33	2	0	I asked a Librarian if they had any books about paranoia. She said they right behind you
2023-04-25 01:43	91	9	13	-3	0	I asked a Librarian if they had any books about paranoia. She said they right behind you
2023-04-25 11:03	101	16	21	0	0	why are Olives not called Greece's pieces?
2023-04-25 16:09	245	18	26	5	0	why are Olives not called Greece's pieces?
2023-04-26 01:53	111	16	21	1	0	why are Olives not called Greece's pieces?
2023-04-26 10:59	495	24	43	4	0	my son ate some electrical cords so I grounded him till he can conduct himself properly
2023-04-26 22:44	260	23	34	3	0	my son ate some electrical cords so I grounded him till he can conduct himself properly
2023-04-27 11:12	162	20	30	6	0	As a child, I had a pet dolphin. One day the dolphin swam away, never to return. Since then, my life has had no porpoise.
2023-04-28 01:49	105	11	13	-2	0	As a child, I had a pet dolphin. One day the dolphin swam away, never to return. Since then, my life has had no porpoise.
2023-04-28 11:22	342	32	63	15	0	I was watching a show called “Ten Ways To Avoid A Shark Attack” and was surprised that stay out of the water wasn’t on the list.
2023-04-28 19:41	83	19	24	1	0	I was watching a show called “Ten Ways To Avoid A Shark Attack” and was surprised that stay out of the water wasn’t on the list.
2023-04-29 11:00	394	571	1678	156	0	If you put your grandmother on speed dial, that would make it insta-gram
2023-04-29 20:08	106	62	81	5	0	If you put your grandmother on speed dial, that would make it insta-gram
2023-05-01 10:54	150	25	39	6	0	please lower the price of groceries I am not built for Only Fans
2023-05-01 14:21	253	31	47	11	0	please lower the price of groceries I am not built for Only Fans
2023-05-01 23:08	226	15	24	0	0	please lower the price of groceries I am not built for Only Fans
2023-05-02 10:51	173	26	40	8	0	penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain body heat. So the oily bird gets the warm
2023-05-02 16:00	155	13	28	6	0	penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain body heat. So the oily bird gets the warm
2023-05-03 01:33	111	21	29	0	0	penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain body heat. So the oily bird gets the warm
2023-05-03 10:58	396	34	53	6	0	I went to buy a lettuce from the Mamas and Papas vege store... But all the leaves were brown
2023-05-03 21:03	221	19	29	-2	0	I went to buy a lettuce from the Mamas and Papas vege store... But all the leaves were brown
2023-05-04 10:59	325	50	85	12	0	did you know that Vegans believe in Phony Bologna?
2023-05-05 02:00	195	60	77	6	0	did you know that Vegans believe in Phony Bologna?
2023-05-05 10:52	222	57	94	14	0	how do you know that the ocean is friendly? It waves
2023-05-05 15:32	42	27	30	0	0	how do you know that the ocean is friendly? It waves
2023-05-05 21:50	374	24	44	3	0	how do you know that the ocean is friendly? It waves
2023-05-06 09:21	193	24	33	0	0	When Noah built the vessel, who was his wife? Joan of Ark.
2023-05-07 01:45	119	22	33	1	0	When Noah built the vessel, who was his wife? Joan of Ark.
2023-05-07 10:31	453	31	41	-6	0	My friend said he didn't understand what cloning was. I said that makes two of us!
2023-05-07 21:16	348	24	32	3	0	My friend said he didn't understand what cloning was. I said that makes two of us!
2023-05-08 11:02	292	26	35	1	0	Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize. He was outstanding in his field.
2023-05-08 18:38	166	19	29	-1	0	Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize. He was outstanding in his field.
2023-05-08 23:36	248	15	33	8	0	Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize. He was outstanding in his field.
2023-05-09 10:55	269	20	34	-1	0	When Igor the Giant died, the local funeral directors knew it would be a huge undertaking.
2023-05-09 19:23	111	12	16	1	0	When Igor the Giant died, the local funeral directors knew it would be a huge undertaking.
2023-05-10 04:30	275	7	11	1	0	Adam and Eve had the 1st computer. It was an APPLE with little memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed
2023-05-10 10:11	203	17	23	0	0	Adam and Eve had the 1st computer. It was an APPLE with little memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed
2023-05-10 17:30	135	17	25	2	0	Adam and Eve had the 1st computer. It was an APPLE with little memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed
2023-05-11 10:49	295	21	33	4	0	what does a mother cow read to her calf at bed time?? Well Dairy Tales of course
2023-05-11 19:23	201	17	30	6	0	what does a mother cow read to her calf at bed time?? Well Dairy Tales of course
2023-05-12 11:11	73	12	13	0	0	what does a mother cow read to her calf at bed time?? Well Dairy Tales of course
2023-05-13 11:28	116	16	29	1	0	A set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bar tender says “ I’ll serve you but don’t start anything.”
2023-05-13 20:59	135	328	890	86	0	A set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bar tender says “ I’ll serve you but don’t start anything.”
2023-05-13 23:46	68	17	23	1	0	A set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bar tender says “ I’ll serve you but don’t start anything.”
2023-05-14 16:02	182	24	30	-4	0	I tripped over a box of tissues. Doctor said it just tissue damage and I will be ok
2023-05-15 09:08	296	23	36	4	0	I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
2023-05-15 16:41	313	24	38	8	0	I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
2023-05-16 10:49	145	16	21	1	0	the TV show MASH is owned by Fox. Fox was bought out by Disney. That makes Klinger a Disney princess
2023-05-16 16:22	202	18	25	6	0	the TV show MASH is owned by Fox. Fox was bought out by Disney. That makes Klinger a Disney princess
2023-05-17 01:46	98	16	30	-1	0	the TV show MASH is owned by Fox. Fox was bought out by Disney. That makes Klinger a Disney princess
2023-05-17 11:07	517	26	36	9	0	ProfitzTV studies beings that live in magic lamps. He’s a genieologist.
2023-05-17 22:56	248	13	18	1	0	ProfitzTV studies beings that live in magic lamps. He’s a genieologist.
2023-05-18 08:49	285	24	36	1	0	I just ate a lamp. I wanted a light snack
2023-05-19 01:50	74	6	6	0	0	I just ate a lamp. I wanted a light snack
2023-05-19 11:02	252	26	40	2	0	When I cleaned my fireplace, I needed a large sootcase.
2023-05-19 18:51	333	19	26	5	0	When I cleaned my fireplace, I needed a large sootcase.
2023-05-20 00:42	142	7	9	0	0	When I cleaned my fireplace, I needed a large sootcase.
2023-05-20 10:54	130	16	21	2	0	Dang it!! I bought some invisible ink and now can't find it
2023-05-20 16:48	206	21	32	3	0	Dang it!! I bought some invisible ink and now can't find it
2023-05-21 11:45	869	73	399	2843	0	Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat... Because it's cap-sized.
2023-05-22 14:50	75	21	29	2	0	What did the geometry teacher say when she lost her parrot? Where's my polygon?
2023-05-23 11:03	281	22	32	3	0	Just finished a book about making inanimate objects work without your help. Written by a man named Otto Matic.
2023-05-24 08:07	237	19	29	-525	0	What. Do you call a. German barber? Herr. Kutzs,
2023-05-24 12:28	866	17	28	2	0	What. Do you call a. German barber? Herr. Kutzs,
2023-05-25 08:19	275	15	20	0	0	Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow
2023-05-25 15:45	169	10	14	-2	0	Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow
2023-05-26 11:20	44	20	22	0	0	Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow
2023-05-26 13:04	30	5	5	0	0	Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow
2023-05-26 14:22	462	12	19	0	0	Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow
2023-05-27 05:03	61	12	12	0	0	Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow
2023-05-27 11:46	128	21	31	2	0	Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow
2023-05-27 16:25	159	10	15	2	0	Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow
2023-05-28 11:51	303	18	28	1	0	I'm allergic to bread but I still eat it. I'm a gluten for punishment.
2023-05-28 19:59	375	12	18	-1	0	I'm allergic to bread but I still eat it. I'm a gluten for punishment.
2023-05-29 08:47	457	31	48	-2	0	Water on the moon?. That's Luna sea!
2023-05-29 18:38	86	12	17	0	0	Water on the moon?. That's Luna sea!
2023-05-30 00:20	104	9	10	0	0	Water on the moon?. That's Luna sea!
2023-05-30 13:40	194	17	25	-1	0	Holy Cows are kept in the barn. Holy Mackerel are kept in the sea. whats kept in an outhouse?
2023-05-30 22:08	136	16	24	-4	0	Holy Cows are kept in the barn. Holy Mackerel are kept in the sea. whats kept in an outhouse?
2023-05-31 02:02	32	10	10	0	0	Holy Cows are kept in the barn. Holy Mackerel are kept in the sea. whats kept in an outhouse?
2023-05-31 11:09	135	22	29	3	0	My best friend is a surgeon, and after my appendectomy he really had me in stitches!
2023-06-01 13:24	480	22	40	-1405	0	I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq. She said, “thanks for the Baghdad”.
2023-06-02 11:05	109	20	23	2	0	If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
2023-06-02 14:30	175	16	26	1	0	If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
2023-06-02 20:17	387	16	25	2	0	If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
2023-06-03 11:23	181	15	19	-1	0	Eugene Levy & his wife invited me to a non-alcoholic party. Drove my Chevy to the Levys but the Levys were dry.
2023-06-03 18:37	157	18	26	1	0	Eugene Levy & his wife invited me to a non-alcoholic party. Drove my Chevy to the Levys but the Levys were dry.
2023-06-03 22:54	250	18	26	9	0	Eugene Levy & his wife invited me to a non-alcoholic party. Drove my Chevy to the Levys but the Levys were dry.
2023-06-04 11:57	147	18	24	0	0	after setting up our pool yesterday I broke out my 13 piece deck set. A recliner and a 12 pack
2023-06-04 18:39	115	16	19	-2	0	after setting up our pool yesterday I broke out my 13 piece deck set. A recliner and a 12 pack
2023-06-05 10:51	93	12	19	-1	0	how did the Farmer find his wife? He tractor down
2023-06-05 16:38	696	26	43	-225	0	how did the Farmer find his wife? He tractor down
2023-06-06 11:09	195	21	30	-3	0	got to love companies that brag about making plants taste like meat. Cows been doing that for decades
2023-06-06 19:01	123	16	21	-1	0	got to love companies that brag about making plants taste like meat. Cows been doing that for decades
2023-06-07 01:27	97	16	22	0	0	got to love companies that brag about making plants taste like meat. Cows been doing that for decades
2023-06-07 10:56	248	18	25	0	0	got to love companies that brag about making plants taste like meat. Cows been doing that for decades
2023-06-07 17:56	118	18	24	0	0	got to love companies that brag about making plants taste like meat. Cows been doing that for decades
2023-06-08 11:38	266	20	25	-2	0	got to love companies that brag about making plants taste like meat. Cows been doing that for decades
2023-06-09 09:06	408	21	31	4	0	where did Noah keep the 2 bees? In the Ark Hives
2023-06-10 16:33	461	22	31	0	0	Where did the cow go to look at ancient artifacts? Mooseum !
2023-06-11 08:44	580	24	36	2	0	Where did the cow go to look at ancient artifacts? Mooseum !
2023-06-11 23:22	182	15	19	1	0	Where did the cow go to look at ancient artifacts? Mooseum !
2023-06-12 11:09	155	22	30	1	0	did you know frogs have a lot of lives to live?? Yup they croak all the time
2023-06-12 19:14	260	24	30	0	0	did you know frogs have a lot of lives to live?? Yup they croak all the time/ Just voted World's Worst CSGO player
2023-06-13 11:01	133	16	21	2	0	did you know frogs have a lot of lives to live?? Yup they croak all the time/ Just voted World's Worst CSGO player
2023-06-13 16:53	21	15	17	0	0	did you know frogs have a lot of lives to live?? Yup they croak all the time/ Just voted World's Worst CSGO player
2023-06-14 11:35	179	20	28	-2	0	did you know frogs have a lot of lives to live?? Yup they croak all the time/ Just voted World's Worst CSGO player
2023-06-14 18:07	188	21	34	0	0	did you know frogs have a lot of lives to live?? Yup they croak all the time/ Just voted World's Worst CSGO player
2023-06-15 13:24	130	18	24	-1	0	I've been thinking about putting up a barrier in my yard, but I'm still kind of on the fence! Nominated World's Worst Valorant player
2023-06-16 10:51	183	23	31	3	0	Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes... I herd it through the grapevine
2023-06-17 01:54	100	18	29	-4	0	Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes... I herd it through the grapevine
2023-06-17 10:58	166	23	30	1	0	My friend got two degrees this year: one from culinary school and the other from law school. Now he works as a sue chef.
2023-06-17 16:45	99	16	23	1	0	My friend got two degrees this year: one from culinary school and the other from law school. Now he works as a sue chef.
2023-06-18 11:16	118	19	24	-2	0	I just saw this fella going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet. “He’s pushing his luck"
2023-06-19 11:16	138	20	24	-4	0	Bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself I still cant fly.
2023-06-20 01:39	95	19	26	-1	0	Bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself I still cant fly.
2023-06-20 10:54	250	22	35	7	0	someone asked me why I eat snails? I said I dont like fast food
2023-06-21 17:15	239	16	20	-1	0	someone asked me why I eat snails? I said I dont like fast food
2023-06-23 11:02	282	22	31	1	0	why doesn't Captain Hook play poker anymore? He can't afford to lose another hand
2023-06-24 11:05	199	31	47	4	0	why doesn't Captain Hook play poker anymore? He can't afford to lose another hand
2023-06-25 11:20	164	22	30	0	0	There are now chiropractors for dogs and cats. They're called animal crackers.
2023-06-26 01:47	97	16	23	0	0	There are now chiropractors for dogs and cats. They're called animal crackers.
2023-06-26 11:06	108	13	16	0	0	I stepped on a box of tic tacs. Now I've got tic tac toes.
2023-06-27 11:03	611	16	27	2	0	why should you never tell a pig a secret?? They are known to squeal
2023-06-28 02:19	85	17	22	0	0	why should you never tell a pig a secret?? They are known to squeal
2023-06-28 10:56	378	21	29	-3	0	why should you never tell a pig a secret?? They are known to squeal
2023-06-29 11:11	423	20	28	-4	0	Why is water heavier than butane? - Because butane is a lighter fluid.
2023-06-30 11:01	373	17	24	-5	0	walked thru a jungle 1 time saw a lizard standing up and telling jokes. Out guide said the was the rare Stand up Chameleon
2023-06-30 20:09	195	19	26	3	0	walked thru a jungle 1 time saw a lizard standing up and telling jokes. Out guide said the was the rare Stand up Chameleon
2023-07-01 02:23	91	20	28	1	0	walked thru a jungle 1 time saw a lizard standing up and telling jokes. Out guide said the was the rare Stand up Chameleon
2023-07-01 11:00	95	13	21	0	0	I won $5000 in a local raffle and donated a quarter of it to charity. I’m going to Hawaii with the other $4999.75.
2023-07-01 15:11	213	16	23	0	0	I won $5000 in a local raffle and donated a quarter of it to charity. I’m going to Hawaii with the other $4999.75.
2023-07-02 11:17	187	20	28	0	0	I play Beatles music in the barn for my horses. Their favorite song is Hay Chewed.
2023-07-02 18:56	168	16	23	-1	0	I play Beatles music in the barn for my horses. Their favorite song is Hay Chewed.
2023-07-03 01:54	130	22	30	2	0	I play Beatles music in the barn for my horses. Their favorite song is Hay Chewed.
2023-07-03 11:02	82	14	18	0	0	what do you call someone that won't pass wind in public? A private Tutor
2023-07-04 01:23	111	21	27	0	0	what do you call someone that won't pass wind in public? A private Tutor
2023-07-05 11:05	279	19	29	2	0	What do you call a duck that loves fireworks? A firequacker.
2023-07-05 20:13	161	26	32	5	0	What do you call a duck that loves fireworks? A firequacker.
2023-07-06 11:07	127	19	26	-1	0	Scotty in Star Trek upgraded the engines to run on herbs now they able to thyme travel
2023-07-07 11:05	419	21	29	5	0	Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
2023-07-08 11:18	296	19	32	0	0	I hated my job at the hair piece factory so I turned in my 2 wigs notice
2023-07-09 10:13	431	25	34	-3	0	If a person from Holland Married someone from the Philippines Would they be Hollipino
2023-07-09 20:34	430	19	28	-5	0	If a person from Holland Married someone from the Philippines Would they be Hollipino
2023-07-10 11:06	88	26	35	1	0	What kind of birds always stick together? vel- Crows
2023-07-10 17:23	161	17	24	1	0	What kind of birds always stick together? vel- Crows
2023-07-11 11:14	410	17	24	-5	0	there is a play in chess called the "Bob Seger". That's when the Knight moves.
2023-07-11 20:38	356	21	29	2	0	there is a play in chess called the "Bob Seger". That's when the Knight moves.
2023-07-12 10:59	105	19	23	-5	0	a propeller is just a big fan in front of a plane to keep the pilot cool cause when it stops thats when the pilot starts sweating
2023-07-12 13:47	37	10	10	0	0	a propeller is just a big fan in front of a plane to keep the pilot cool cause when it stops thats when the pilot starts sweating
2023-07-12 18:10	264	18	27	-8	0	a propeller is just a big fan in front of a plane to keep the pilot cool cause when it stops thats when the pilot starts sweating
2023-07-13 11:19	335	21	32	1	0	IF TWO VEGANS ARE HAVING AN ARGUMENT, I S THAT A BEEF?
2023-07-13 20:53	141	15	24	-2	0	IF TWO VEGANS ARE HAVING AN ARGUMENT, I S THAT A BEEF?
2023-07-14 02:27	87	15	22	0	0	IF TWO VEGANS ARE HAVING AN ARGUMENT, I S THAT A BEEF?
2023-07-14 11:08	126	22	28	0	0	I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, "Aisle B, back."
2023-07-14 20:40	224	21	29	4	0	I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, "Aisle B, back."
2023-07-15 10:49	115	12	17	-1	0	My father took a clip of my hair and turned it into yarn. He said it was a family hair loom.
2023-07-15 16:43	401	22	34	-6	0	My father took a clip of my hair and turned it into yarn. He said it was a family hair loom.
2023-07-16 12:59	185	16	29	1	0	make sure to say Mucho to all your Spanish friends it mean a lot to them
2023-07-16 19:53	101	14	22	-2	0	make sure to say Mucho to all your Spanish friends it mean a lot to them
2023-07-17 11:01	423	20	30	3	0	I accidentally sprayed my son’s deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk I have this weird Axe scent.
2023-07-17 19:05	249	16	23	-5	0	I accidentally sprayed my son’s deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk I have this weird Axe scent.
2023-07-18 11:05	249	17	23	-1	0	I have a pet tree. It's like having a pet dog except the bark is quieter
2023-07-18 18:48	286	15	24	0	0	I have a pet tree. It's like having a pet dog except the bark is quieter
2023-07-19 11:26	218	20	30	-1	0	what happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away
2023-07-19 15:47	307	21	32	4	0	what happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away
2023-07-20 14:41	503	25	41	-2	0	Why did the boy take his baseball bat to the library? Because the teacher told him to hit the books.
2023-07-21 13:12	62	14	20	0	0	So what if I can’t spell Armageddon. It’s not the end of the world.
2023-07-21 21:37	117	290	642	433	0	So what if I can’t spell Armageddon. It’s not the end of the world. messed up my back and I am hurting so plz be nice
2023-07-22 15:49	265	29	36	-8	0	Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent. She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
2023-07-22 21:49	335	24	36	8	0	Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent. She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
2023-07-23 11:59	165	23	29	7	0	What did the horse say after tripping in a pothole? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.
2023-07-23 16:02	122	20	28	2	0	What did the horse say after tripping in a pothole? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.
2023-07-23 21:00	5	5	5	0	0	What did the horse say after tripping in a pothole? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.
2023-07-23 21:37	147	24	32	2	0	What did the horse say after tripping in a pothole? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.
2023-07-24 10:46	948	39	138	40	0	I had a date last night and I really enjoyed it thinking of having a fig today
2023-07-25 11:18	936	32	49	13	0	come watch a 65 year old Santa looking dude try to play games. I became a vegan for a whole week, then I realised it was a big missed steak
2023-07-26 11:30	444	25	34	9	0	65 years old playing will he rage or be calm today?? Imagine how much noise would happen if a centipede wore flip flops
2023-07-27 01:57	77	18	28	-1	0	65 years old playing will he rage or be calm today?? Imagine how much noise would happen if a centipede wore flip flops
2023-07-27 11:08	596	22	39	-2	0	65 years old playing will he rage or be calm today?? Dove chocolate taste way better then their soap
2023-07-28 01:37	97	22	28	1	0	65 years old playing will he rage or be calm today?? Dove chocolate taste way better then their soap
2023-07-28 11:00	645	25	41	5	0	65 years old playing will he rage or be calm today?? Live your life so well that Florida would ban it
2023-07-29 01:59	245	18	26	-4	0	65 years old playing will he rage or be calm today?? Live your life so well that Florida would ban it
2023-07-29 11:23	971	23	37	6	0	65 years old playing poorly. HELP!!! when you get to my age you are unimpressed with a lot of people's crap
2023-07-30 11:21	184	18	26	-4	0	The marijuana business partners went to the bank today. They decided to open a joint account.
2023-07-30 19:06	208	18	28	-5	0	The marijuana business partners went to the bank today. They decided to open a joint account.
2023-07-31 10:55	119	15	20	1	0	at my age an All-Nighter means I didn't have to get up to go to the bathroom
2023-07-31 16:29	155	17	26	4	0	at my age an All-Nighter means I didn't have to get up to go to the bathroom
2023-07-31 23:36	178	19	25	0	0	at my age an All-Nighter means I didn't have to get up to go to the bathroom
2023-08-01 10:59	85	13	14	0	0	just told someone I liked their mustache, Now she says she is not my friend anymore
2023-08-01 18:18	156	19	26	-1	0	just told someone I liked their mustache, Now she says she is not my friend anymore
2023-08-02 00:28	166	16	24	0	0	just told someone I liked their mustache, Now she says she is not my friend anymore
2023-08-02 11:08	136	19	22	0	0	9 out of 10 zoo dentists refuse to work on a Grizzly unless it has been given a strong anesthetic. There’s safety in numb bears.
2023-08-02 19:00	364	28	38	-4	0	9 out of 10 zoo dentists refuse to work on a Grizzly unless it has been given a strong anesthetic. There’s safety in numb bears.
2023-08-03 07:41	113	15	21	4	0	You don't need a parachute to go sky diving. You need one to go sky diving twice. come watch Santa play bad and yell
2023-08-03 11:26	508	19	28	-7	0	You don't need a parachute to go sky diving. You need one to go sky diving twice. come watch Santa play bad and yell
2023-08-04 11:18	96	18	26	0	0	I'm really excited about this amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night.
2023-08-04 19:14	430	15	20	-4	0	I'm really excited about this amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night.
2023-08-05 11:53	161	15	21	-1	0	I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail. But apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.
2023-08-06 11:30	104	16	20	-1	0	Few people know this, but the co-inventor of the telescope was Seymour Cleerly.
2023-08-08 01:51	83	14	19	-1	0	there was a Roman emperor who never aged after age 19.....he name was Constant Teen
2023-08-08 11:08	146	23	30	0	0	there was a Roman emperor who never aged after age 19.....he name was Constant Teen
2023-08-09 01:14	150	15	19	-2	0	there was a Roman emperor who never aged after age 19.....he name was Constant Teen
2023-08-09 11:11	173	19	25	-1	0	NASA is launching a new mission to say sorry to the aliens. They are calling it Apollo G.
2023-08-10 11:09	195	17	27	-1	0	Why aren't barbie dolls made out of PLASTIC ANYMORE ,, because the Kardashians took it all
2023-08-11 01:23	91	22	35	5	0	Why aren't barbie dolls made out of PLASTIC ANYMORE ,, because the Kardashians took it all
2023-08-11 15:02	122	19	26	1	0	my friend got ran over by a rental car. He said it Hertz
2023-08-12 01:57	67	20	34	0	0	my friend got ran over by a rental car. He said it Hertz
2023-08-12 11:40	114	15	20	0	0	do you need a current license to drive an electric car?
2023-08-12 22:30	155	12	20	-2	0	do you need a current license to drive an electric car?
2023-08-13 11:12	942	25	42	-7	0	have you heard about the new film about a pig with no eyes. it’s rated PG
2023-08-14 11:01	93	13	18	0	0	I asked my German friend if he knew what the square root of 81 was. He said nein
2023-08-15 01:35	89	13	18	0	0	I asked my German friend if he knew what the square root of 81 was. He said nein
2023-08-15 11:10	94	16	22	0	0	what was the name of the Knight that no one expected out on the battlefield?? Sir Prise
2023-08-16 01:24	130	14	17	-2	0	what was the name of the Knight that no one expected out on the battlefield?? Sir Prise
2023-08-16 11:08	56	13	14	0	0	I found a broken pizza I had to fix it with tomato paste
2023-08-16 12:35	289	17	24	-1	0	I found a broken pizza I had to fix it with tomato paste
2023-08-17 11:12	242	19	26	-5	0	what did the dog say to Woody after it ate Buzz Lightyear?? You got a friend in me
2023-08-18 01:44	140	19	30	0	0	what did the dog say to Woody after it ate Buzz Lightyear?? You got a friend in me
2023-08-18 11:06	218	18	24	-2	0	have you noticed James Bond never farts in bed? He does not want to blow his cover
2023-08-18 17:58	86	11	15	-4	0	have you noticed James Bond never farts in bed? He does not want to blow his cover
2023-08-19 11:43	391	19	26	-7	0	what does 50 Cent do when he is hungry? 58
2023-08-19 21:11	393	21	32	-1	0	what does 50 Cent do when he is hungry? 58 Do i want to play WoW again?
2023-08-20 12:05	209	18	26	-3	0	did you know the German word for bra is stoppemfrumfloppen?? Do I want to play WoW again?
2023-08-20 20:18	236	20	31	0	0	did you know the German word for bra is stoppemfrumfloppen?? Do I want to play WoW again?
2023-08-21 01:49	75	17	25	2	0	did you know the German word for bra is stoppemfrumfloppen?? Do I want to play WoW again?
2023-08-21 11:18	146	13	18	-1	0	You hear about the new game called Silent Tennis? It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
2023-08-21 17:09	245	23	29	-2	0	You hear about the new game called Silent Tennis? It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
2023-08-22 01:06	98	20	23	-2	0	You hear about the new game called Silent Tennis? It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
2023-08-22 11:16	358	19	28	1	0	every women is a doll we just have to figure out if they are Barbie, Raggity Ann or a Voodoo
2023-08-23 02:33	31	10	10	0	0	every women is a doll we just have to figure out if they are Barbie, Raggity Ann or a Voodoo
2023-08-23 11:12	132	19	29	-1	0	how does a pirate call his Mother?? uses his aye-phone
2023-08-23 20:11	443	27	42	4	0	how does a pirate call his Mother?? uses his aye-phone
2023-08-24 11:17	157	18	24	-2	0	I just tried kangaroo flavoured beer... you can really taste the hops. 🫠
2023-08-24 16:55	179	13	16	-1	0	I just tried kangaroo flavoured beer... you can really taste the hops. 🫠
2023-08-25 11:03	281	16	26	0	0	What do you call a hen that counts her own eggs ?? A mathmachicken
2023-08-26 01:46	148	17	24	-1	0	What do you call a hen that counts her own eggs ?? A mathmachicken
2023-08-26 11:21	1023	25	55	10	0	getting kissed while you are asleep id the purest form of love. Unless you are in prison
2023-08-27 12:23	141	18	25	1	0	Dallas Cowboys football games will now be shown only on the History channel due to all their fans seem to talk about the past
2023-08-27 18:24	180	17	24	-3	0	Dallas Cowboys football games will now be shown only on the History channel due to all their fans seem to talk about the past
2023-08-27 22:06	38	17	17	0	0	Dallas Cowboys football games will now be shown only on the History channel due to all their fans seem to talk about the past
2023-08-28 12:48	246	19	27	-2	0	Dallas Cowboys football games will now be shown only on the History channel due to all their fans seem to talk about the past
2023-08-29 02:11	73	14	17	0	0	Dallas Cowboys football games will now be shown only on the History channel due to all their fans seem to talk about the past
2023-08-29 12:19	65	10	15	0	0	Bob Barker passed away at age 99. That means he got close to 100 without going over as he can just like the price is Right
2023-08-29 16:30	115	11	15	1	0	Bob Barker passed away at age 99. That means he got close to 100 without going over as he can just like the price is Right
2023-08-30 01:55	119	16	24	0	0	Bob Barker passed away at age 99. That means he got close to 100 without going over as he can just like the price is Right
2023-08-30 11:04	150	15	20	1	0	Bob Barker passed away at age 99. That means he got close to 100 without going over as he can just like the price is Right
2023-08-31 10:53	311	19	28	2	0	I bought a book on circumcision It’s the uncut version
2023-08-31 19:28	116	16	23	2	0	I bought a book on circumcision It’s the uncut version
2023-09-01 01:57	117	13	16	56	0	I bought a book on circumcision It’s the uncut version
2023-09-01 11:11	133	14	19	0	0	to the thief that stole my glasses!! I will find you!! I have contacts!!!
2023-09-01 17:15	79	15	23	2	0	to the thief that stole my glasses!! I will find you!! I have contact!! Remember it is Subtember and you save at least 25% for any sub
2023-09-02 00:07	127	14	18	1	0	to the thief that stole my glasses!! I will find you!! I have contact!! Remember it is Subtember and you save at least 25% for any sub
2023-09-02 11:59	405	20	32	-1	0	I told a joke at a ZOOM meeting and no one laughed. I was not remotely funny. Subtember is here on twitch save some money on any sub you do
2023-09-03 00:56	168	19	27	2	0	I told a joke at a ZOOM meeting and no one laughed. I was not remotely funny. Subtember is here on twitch save some money on any sub you do
2023-09-03 11:46	78	16	18	1	0	Audi is coming out with a bigger SUV that seats twenty. It's the new Audi Tor ium Subtember is here on twitch save some money on any sub
2023-09-04 01:48	136	12	16	0	0	Audi is coming out with a bigger SUV that seats twenty. It's the new Audi Tor ium Subtember is here on twitch save some money on any sub
2023-09-04 11:19	175	16	23	3	0	where do you go to learn to make ice cream? Go to Sundae school
2023-09-04 17:10	254	19	34	-1	0	where do you go to learn to make ice cream? Go to Sundae school
2023-09-05 01:37	97	21	25	0	0	where do you go to learn to make ice cream? Go to Sundae school
2023-09-05 11:55	159	19	32	-1	0	Not all math jokes are terrible. Just sum.
2023-09-06 00:28	136	14	19	0	0	Not all math jokes are terrible. Just sum.
2023-09-06 11:06	209	11	17	0	0	Not all math jokes are terrible. Just sum.
2023-09-06 18:30	205	15	26	2	0	I picked up a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down
2023-09-07 01:41	203	21	35	4	0	I picked up a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down
2023-09-07 11:11	93	11	13	0	0	I picked up a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down
2023-09-07 18:50	104	18	22	0	0	I picked up a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down
2023-09-07 21:04	30	11	11	0	0	I picked up a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down
2023-09-08 10:50	114	15	22	2	0	good thing "Smoking in the Boy's Room" was written in 1973. If it was today it would be "Vaping in the Gender Neutral Area"
2023-09-08 16:35	589	22	47	6	0	good thing "Smoking in the Boy's Room" was written in 1973. If it was today it would be "Vaping in the Gender Neutral Area"
2023-09-09 02:54	100	19	25	-1	0	good thing "Smoking in the Boy's Room" was written in 1973. If it was today it would be "Vaping in the Gender Neutral Area"
2023-09-09 14:45	149	20	28	1	0	I just got booted from a Coffee Club meeting because I was wearing a Tea Shirt
2023-09-10 11:16	478	20	34	-7	0	when Cheech and Chong broke up did they have to fight for joint custody??
2023-09-10 21:14	170	22	31	-3	0	when Cheech and Chong broke up did they have to fight for joint custody??
2023-09-11 11:02	112	11	13	1	0	they say it gonna take 3 years to complete repairs on Big Ben. Hard to believe since they working around the clock
2023-09-12 11:09	155	14	19	0	0	saw a group get kicked out of a casino last night. They misunderstood what a crap table was
2023-09-12 16:38	96	14	19	0	0	saw a group get kicked out of a casino last night. They misunderstood what a crap table was
2023-09-13 10:54	150	15	26	2	0	Why don't sharks like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny. 🙂
2023-09-14 01:24	130	14	19	1	0	Why don't sharks like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny. 🙂
2023-09-14 10:57	87	10	14	-1	0	I just finished reading a book about School Truancy, it was written by Markus Absent
2023-09-14 16:05	39	10	13	0	0	I just finished reading a book about School Truancy, it was written by Markus Absent
2023-09-15 01:14	250	16	22	1	0	I just finished reading a book about School Truancy, it was written by Markus Absent
2023-09-15 11:28	226	17	24	-2	0	I feel sorry for batteries. They’re rarely included in anything.
2023-09-16 11:15	99	12	16	-1	0	most archeologists are women due to there natural ability to always dig up the past
2023-09-17 01:13	181	21	26	1	0	most archeologists are women due to there natural ability to always dig up the past
2023-09-17 11:26	398	22	30	-6	0	How do they cut pizza in Mexico? With Little Caesars
2023-09-18 11:17	127	17	23	-1	0	When I get something stuck in my throat, I just dislodge it with a cold beer. It's called the Heineken maneuver.
2023-09-19 02:27	18	9	11	0	0	When I get something stuck in my throat, I just dislodge it with a cold beer. It's called the Heineken maneuver.
2023-09-19 11:06	318	20	28	-4	0	I ordered food from Door Dash and it was spoiled. They replaced my order with German Sausage. It went from bad to wurst.
2023-09-19 19:46	138	15	24	-1	0	I ordered food from Door Dash and it was spoiled. They replaced my order with German Sausage. It went from bad to wurst.
2023-09-20 11:00	284	17	27	-6	0	Horses have the lowest divorce rates. It’s because they’re in stable relationships
2023-09-20 20:16	218	21	28	0	0	Horses have the lowest divorce rates. It’s because they’re in stable relationships
2023-09-21 11:09	245	17	25	-2	0	This Christmas if you make Eggs Benedict be sure the topping comes from Alaska. Why? Because there’s no place like Nome for the Hollandaise
2023-09-22 11:12	272	18	26	-5	0	why is leather so hard to find?? Because cow hides
2023-09-22 19:26	488	17	24	-1	0	why is leather so hard to find?? Because cow hides
2023-09-23 11:43	81	14	15	1	0	Be Careful when you eat Navy Beans....You Could get a Dishonorable Discharge!!!
2023-09-24 13:10	334	18	30	3	0	If America and Canada were to become one country would we call it the “US of eh?”
2023-09-24 22:19	155	14	19	0	0	If America and Canada were to become one country would we call it the “US of eh?”
2023-09-25 12:16	128	19	23	1	0	Fighter jets are currently dropping jars of strawberry preserves in an effort to jam enemy radar.
2023-09-26 01:35	239	17	26	1	0	Fighter jets are currently dropping jars of strawberry preserves in an effort to jam enemy radar.
2023-09-26 14:11	253	21	29	-3	0	at any given time the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away. My birthday is tomorrow!!!!
2023-09-27 13:10	224	15	21	-1	0	It's my Birthday!!!!! . Once you’re over the hill, that’s when you begin to really pick up speed.
2023-09-27 22:10	374	21	39	-1	0	It's my Birthday!!!!! . Once you’re over the hill, that’s when you begin to really pick up speed.
2023-09-28 11:02	212	17	24	0	0	when Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce break up her song about him will probably be "I use to have a Tight End"
2023-09-28 20:06	298	15	20	0	0	when Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce break up her song about him will probably be "I use to have a Tight End"
2023-09-29 11:05	469	17	24	4	0	what did the horse say after it fell down?? Help I've fallen and can't giddyup
2023-09-30 11:31	323	18	28	0	0	In my laboratory, I crossed an electric eel with a sea sponge. I ended up with a shock absorber.
2023-10-01 11:18	316	20	33	4	0	1 of my friends was engaged to be married five times, but never actually got to the altar. That's a lot of near Mrs.
2023-10-01 21:00	85	16	20	1	0	1 of my friends was engaged to be married five times, but never actually got to the altar. That's a lot of near Mrs.
2023-10-02 11:00	245	16	28	2	0	1 of my friends was engaged to be married five times, but never actually got to the altar. That's a lot of near Mrs.
2023-10-02 19:56	508	25	37	9	0	1 of my friends was engaged to be married five times, but never actually got to the altar. That's a lot of near Mrs.
2023-10-03 10:57	317	17	23	0	0	What would you have if everyone in the country owned a pink car? - You’d have a pink car-nation!
2023-10-03 18:48	126	22	26	3	0	What would you have if everyone in the country owned a pink car? - You’d have a pink car-nation!
2023-10-04 01:19	165	17	25	-4	0	What would you have if everyone in the country owned a pink car? - You’d have a pink car-nation!
2023-10-04 11:07	367	21	30	0	0	Had to call my plumber because I found a wooden shoe in my toilet. Needless to say, it was a clogged.
2023-10-05 01:37	127	17	26	1	0	Had to call my plumber because I found a wooden shoe in my toilet. Needless to say, it was a clogged.
2023-10-05 10:34	50	11	13	0	0	Confucius say casket put in wrong hole is grave mistake.
2023-10-05 11:55	119	16	25	0	0	Confucius say casket put in wrong hole is grave mistake.
2023-10-06 01:00	185	14	26	1	0	Confucius say casket put in wrong hole is grave mistake.
2023-10-06 11:16	178	20	27	0	0	just read a law that you have to use headlights when it rains in Sweden. I live in Virginia how am I suppose to know when it rains in Sweden
2023-10-07 01:27	217	22	39	0	0	just read a law that you have to use headlights when it rains in Sweden. I live in Virginia how am I suppose to know when it rains in Sweden
2023-10-07 11:03	411	18	32	1	0	I just bought an extra bowling ball. I wanted to pick up a spare.
2023-10-08 11:00	884	27	38	1	0	trying to grow my on food but can't find Bacon or Little Debbie seeds
2023-10-09 10:58	226	19	30	0	0	I never finish anything. I have a Black Belt in Partial Arts
2023-10-09 19:30	485	29	50	1	0	I never finish anything. I have a Black Belt in Partial Arts
2023-10-10 11:12	382	20	30	1	0	1 of my friends was engaged to be married five times, but never actually got to the altar. That's a lot of near Mrs.
2023-10-10 21:16	128	18	24	-1	0	1 of my friends was engaged to be married five times, but never actually got to the altar. That's a lot of near Mrs.
2023-10-11 00:40	94	19	23	0	0	1 of my friends was engaged to be married five times, but never actually got to the altar. That's a lot of near Mrs.
2023-10-11 11:19	355	20	27	-1	0	Don’t put ducks in a cement mixer! You’ll get quacks in your pavement.
2023-10-11 21:49	105	16	21	1	0	Don’t put ducks in a cement mixer! You’ll get quacks in your pavement.
2023-10-12 00:36	248	25	46	-4	0	Don’t put ducks in a cement mixer! You’ll get quacks in your pavement.
2023-10-12 11:01	163	18	26	-3	0	The biggest problem with doing nothing, is not knowing when you have finished.
2023-10-13 02:20	64	14	20	0	0	The biggest problem with doing nothing, is not knowing when you have finished.
2023-10-13 11:39	115	15	20	0	0	I woke up this morning and was really saddened about the future. Then I updated Microsoft office and it improved my Outlook.
2023-10-13 23:21	193	19	26	-2	0	I woke up this morning and was really saddened about the future. Then I updated Microsoft office and it improved my Outlook.
2023-10-14 11:12	252	18	27	3	0	Just saw three lads dressed as zombie versions of Maurice, Robin and Barry Gibb. They gave me the heebee Beegees.
2023-10-14 18:42	422	25	36	4	0	Just saw three lads dressed as zombie versions of Maurice, Robin and Barry Gibb. They gave me the heebee Beegees.
2023-10-15 11:31	213	21	28	0	0	why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman it is harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it $3.99 a minute
2023-10-15 19:20	485	25	38	-1	0	why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman it is harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it $3.99 a minute
2023-10-16 11:00	105	12	20	-1	0	I just tried kangaroo flavoured beer... you can really taste the hops.
2023-10-16 23:30	244	17	28	0	0	I just tried kangaroo flavoured beer... you can really taste the hops.
2023-10-17 11:15	399	21	32	-1	0	There's a convent that only eats fresh lettuce salads. The Nuns there consider themselves Romaine Catholics.
2023-10-17 18:43	101	17	22	0	0	There's a convent that only eats fresh lettuce salads. The Nuns there consider themselves Romaine Catholics.
2023-10-18 00:07	197	19	24	0	0	There's a convent that only eats fresh lettuce salads. The Nuns there consider themselves Romaine Catholics.
2023-10-18 11:10	964	24	35	5	0	what are two things you should never do in bed? Point and laugh.
2023-10-19 11:09	335	19	30	0	0	the opposite of formaldehyde is known as casualdejekyll
2023-10-19 20:33	61	15	19	0	0	the opposite of formaldehyde is known as casualdejekyll
2023-10-19 23:49	145	23	30	-1	0	the opposite of formaldehyde is known as casualdejekyll
2023-10-20 11:16	88	15	19	1	0	Scientist have finally grown human vocal cords in a petri dish. The results speak for themselves
2023-10-20 13:39	145	19	26	2	0	Scientist have finally grown human vocal cords in a petri dish. The results speak for themselves
2023-10-20 19:48	466	24	36	1	0	Scientist have finally grown human vocal cords in a petri dish. The results speak for themselves
2023-10-21 11:11	333	21	35	-2	0	just came from a friends house that is a hoarder of magazines. They had a lot of issues
2023-10-21 20:19	215	26	35	3	0	just came from a friends house that is a hoarder of magazines. They had a lot of issues
2023-10-22 14:37	337	35	48	3	0	I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eye.. Now I have Heinzsight
2023-10-23 00:30	85	20	30	1	0	I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eye.. Now I have Heinzsight
2023-10-23 11:25	419	23	38	0	0	1 of my friends told me this He accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick…….She still isn’t talking to me.
2023-10-23 20:38	406	24	33	1	0	1 of my friends told me this He accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick…….She still isn’t talking to me.
2023-10-24 12:13	301	20	29	4	0	You don't hear much about the Bermuda Triangle anymore because it filled with so many sunken ships that it's become a wrecktangle.
2023-10-25 00:54	60	12	14	0	0	You don't hear much about the Bermuda Triangle anymore because it filled with so many sunken ships that it's become a wrecktangle.
2023-10-25 11:08	966	24	52	3	0	just aw a car that was totally covered in leaves. Does that make it an Autumnobile
2023-10-27 10:59	345	22	31	-1	0	Ground beef is so expensive ,, these must be the cows that jumped over the moon
2023-10-27 21:13	281	19	25	0	0	Ground beef is so expensive ,, these must be the cows that jumped over the moon
2023-10-28 11:16	278	16	24	-1	0	I pulled a nose hair out today just to see if it would hurt. Judging by the scream of the guy sitting next to me, it does.
2023-10-29 11:19	355	20	29	-4	0	what is a vampires favorite fruit?? A neck-tarine
2023-10-29 23:00	235	19	27	0	0	what is a vampires favorite fruit?? A neck-tarine
2023-10-30 10:57	137	14	18	0	0	I love going outdoors. It is so much easier than going outwindows.
2023-10-30 21:18	346	18	28	0	0	I love going outdoors. It is so much easier than going outwindows.
2023-10-31 10:55	99	14	21	1	0	Was Spartacus mad when a lion ate his wife? Nah, he was gladiator.
2023-10-31 18:49	245	16	23	-2	0	Was Spartacus mad when a lion ate his wife? Nah, he was gladiator.
2023-11-01 11:07	197	14	22	-2	0	my mouth waters when I smell a steak I wonder if that happens to vegans when the mow the lawn?
2023-11-01 17:18	386	20	30	-3	0	my mouth waters when I smell a steak I wonder if that happens to vegans when the mow the lawn?
2023-11-02 11:05	409	18	28	-2	0	I just read a book on the History of Lubrication. It was non Friction
2023-11-02 20:09	215	19	25	-1	0	I just read a book on the History of Lubrication. It was non Friction
2023-11-03 11:07	277	17	26	-1	0	Never considered cottage cheese a "cheese." . This just a curd to me.
2023-11-03 20:22	432	22	33	68	0	Never considered cottage cheese a "cheese." . This just a curd to me.
2023-11-04 11:23	411	24	34	173	0	My buddy is torn between two lovers. 1 makes great pancakes. And 1 writes beautiful poetry. Not sure if he should marry for batter or verse
2023-11-04 20:59	165	18	25	206	0	My buddy is torn between two lovers. 1 makes great pancakes. And 1 writes beautiful poetry. Not sure if he should marry for batter or verse
2023-11-05 11:55	399	20	30	33	0	an apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous just look at Eve, Snow White or any pig at a luau
2023-11-05 22:26	98	18	32	0	0	an apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous just look at Eve, Snow White or any pig at a luau
2023-11-06 12:05	229	14	20	0	0	I'm addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp.
2023-11-06 22:43	181	17	22	-5	0	I'm addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp.
2023-11-07 12:10	244	15	21	2	0	a Belly Button is just a scar you got from a knife fight with someone in a mask after you got evicted from your 1st home
2023-11-08 12:05	139	14	19	1	0	Home Depot is putting their Christmas decorations on the second aisle of housewares. So in other words: Aisle B home for Christmas
2023-11-09 01:00	195	13	27	-1	0	Home Depot is putting their Christmas decorations on the second aisle of housewares. So in other words: Aisle B home for Christmas
2023-11-09 12:03	301	18	24	2	0	I've been telling everyone the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's raisin awareness.
2023-11-10 01:11	143	15	21	0	0	I've been telling everyone the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's raisin awareness.
2023-11-10 12:29	135	14	17	0	0	I started a new job as a deer breeder...won't make me rich but I Will make a few bucks
2023-11-10 20:23	361	21	28	2	0	I started a new job as a deer breeder...won't make me rich but I Will make a few bucks
2023-11-11 12:16	268	17	23	-4	0	How does Batman shampoo exist but not Conditioner Gordan?
2023-11-11 21:51	153	12	14	-2	0	How does Batman shampoo exist but not Conditioner Gordan?
2023-11-12 14:19	275	18	30	-2	0	did you know there are 2 types of flu? A harmess 1 that women and kids get and the near death 1 men seem to get
2023-11-12 20:25	419	18	30	-3	0	did you know there are 2 types of flu? A harmess 1 that women and kids get and the near death 1 men seem to get
2023-11-13 12:03	361	33	44	3	0	Jim walks 11 minutes from his house to the local bar, but takes 27 minutes to walk back home. The difference is staggering.
2023-11-13 19:43	521	16	23	-7	0	Jim walks 11 minutes from his house to the local bar, but takes 27 minutes to walk back home. The difference is staggering.
2023-11-14 12:11	73	13	15	0	0	90% of all electric vehicles are still on the road... The other 10% made it home.
2023-11-14 19:05	319	13	18	4	0	90% of all electric vehicles are still on the road... The other 10% made it home.
2023-11-15 12:14	460	11	18	1	0	why did Cinderella get kicked off the Soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball
2023-11-15 21:55	280	10	14	-1	0	why did Cinderella get kicked off the Soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball
2023-11-16 17:59	415	33	50	1	0	You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win? That's not allowed in bowling . I know that now.
2023-11-17 12:18	296	12	18	2	0	I just joined a site for finding people my own age! It’s called Carbon Dating
2023-11-17 19:29	565	13	25	7	0	I just joined a site for finding people my own age! It’s called Carbon Dating
2023-11-18 12:29	135	13	17	2	0	Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Semi? A: Feathers all over the road
2023-11-18 18:49	75	16	19	0	0	Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Semi? A: Feathers all over the road
2023-11-19 11:33	331	16	24	2	0	For my age I have a lot going for me. My eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going..
2023-11-19 18:04	160	13	18	-1	0	For my age I have a lot going for me. My eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going..
2023-11-20 01:21	133	15	18	1	0	For my age I have a lot going for me. My eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going..
2023-11-20 12:06	78	13	18	6	0	My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving ... I can't do that... I can't quit cold turkey
2023-11-20 14:28	66	6	8	0	0	My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving ... I can't do that... I can't quit cold turkey
2023-11-21 00:44	250	12	19	0	0	My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving ... I can't do that... I can't quit cold turkey. bored trying a warlock in WOW
2023-11-21 13:44	70	9	10	0	0	I was so broke I could not pay my electric bill. Darkest days of my life
2023-11-21 18:12	582	16	30	-4	0	I was so broke I could not pay my electric bill. Darkest days of my life
2023-11-22 09:40	344	10	14	0	0	My kids want a cat for Christmas. I normally make a turkey.
2023-11-23 00:30	215	10	15	-3	0	My kids want a cat for Christmas. I normally make a turkey. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
2023-11-23 15:13	331	13	21	-3	0	HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
2023-11-24 12:38	456	16	26	-6	0	Interesting fact. Lumberjacks know EXACTLY how many trees they cut down each year. Apparently they keep a log.
2023-11-24 21:30	5	11	11	0	0	Interesting fact. Lumberjacks know EXACTLY how many trees they cut down each year. Apparently they keep a log.
2023-11-24 23:25	139	12	17	1	0	Interesting fact. Lumberjacks know EXACTLY how many trees they cut down each year. Apparently they keep a log.
2023-11-25 02:06	98	17	28	0	0	Interesting fact. Lumberjacks know EXACTLY how many trees they cut down each year. Apparently they keep a log.
2023-11-25 17:47	137	11	12	-2	0	I just got a job at a factory making chess pieces. I started out working Knights.
2023-11-25 21:03	41	11	13	0	0	I just got a job at a factory making chess pieces. I started out working Knights.
2023-11-26 15:12	122	16	19	-1	0	What does a person with diarrhea and someone who owns an electric car have in common? They both hope they make it home
2023-11-26 22:36	278	20	30	6	0	What does a person with diarrhea and someone who owns an electric car have in common? They both hope they make it home
2023-11-27 12:25	189	16	23	1	0	Sometimes I wake up grumpy............ Other times I let her sleep in 😁
2023-11-27 20:13	431	16	25	5	0	Sometimes I wake up grumpy............ Other times I let her sleep in 😁
2023-11-28 12:08	96	15	20	-3	0	Sporting Goods stores are reporting a spike in volleyball sales this year.
2023-11-28 19:15	179	9	12	0	0	Sporting Goods stores are reporting a spike in volleyball sales this year.
2023-11-29 12:16	228	11	17	4	0	A friend of mine is going door to door singing Christmas songs! If you happen see her, she's Carol Ling
2023-11-29 17:34	130	14	18	0	0	A friend of mine is going door to door singing Christmas songs! If you happen see her, she's Carol Ling
2023-11-30 02:42	92	8	10	0	0	A friend of mine is going door to door singing Christmas songs! If you happen see her, she's Carol Ling
2023-11-30 12:27	87	13	19	3	0	The Knight who invented the Round table was Sir Cumference.
2023-11-30 18:26	88	11	12	-1	0	The Knight who invented the Round table was Sir Cumference.
2023-12-01 12:25	229	15	22	1	0	I use to run a chicken dating site. But I struggled to make hens meet
2023-12-01 20:45	409	13	21	-3	0	I use to run a chicken dating site. But I struggled to make hens meet
2023-12-02 16:23	131	15	18	0	0	the best present you can give is a Broken drum. You can't beat it
2023-12-03 02:34	151	12	15	0	0	the best present you can give is a Broken drum. You can't beat it
2023-12-03 15:53	201	14	20	2	0	the best present you can give is a Broken drum. You can't beat it
2023-12-03 23:57	77	13	18	0	0	the best present you can give is a Broken drum. You can't beat it
2023-12-05 20:17	47	124	352	0	0	the best present you can give is a Broken drum. You can't beat it
2023-12-05 23:17	267	13	18	-1	0	the best present you can give is a Broken drum. You can't beat it
2023-12-06 12:28	166	11	14	-3	0	If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're clearly doing something wrong
2023-12-06 21:11	363	19	41	4	0	If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're clearly doing something wrong
2023-12-07 03:34	70	16	21	0	0	If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're clearly doing something wrong
2023-12-07 12:06	108	12	18	1	0	I heard a large oil company is going to start making gasoline from insect urine. I think it's BP.
2023-12-08 02:35	119	10	13	0	0	I heard a large oil company is going to start making gasoline from insect urine. I think it's BP.
2023-12-08 12:10	134	16	19	0	0	If it wasn't for the nice man who discovered electricity.... We'd all be watching t.v. by candlelight.
2023-12-08 17:50	134	12	18	-1	0	If it wasn't for the nice man who discovered electricity.... We'd all be watching t.v. by candlelight.
2023-12-08 23:57	127	15	21	-1	0	If it wasn't for the nice man who discovered electricity.... We'd all be watching t.v. by candlelight.
2023-12-09 23:57	127	14	20	-1	0	I woke up this morning and stir fry was on the stove. I must have been sleep wokking again.
2023-12-10 13:27	177	22	27	-1	0	I've bought a ticket for a concert,it's Dire Straits and Chris Rea , they are going to be known as Dire Rea ,I can't wait to go
2023-12-10 20:08	86	16	21	3	0	I've bought a ticket for a concert,it's Dire Straits and Chris Rea , they are going to be known as Dire Rea ,I can't wait to go
2023-12-11 00:46	188	13	20	1	0	I've bought a ticket for a concert,it's Dire Straits and Chris Rea , they are going to be known as Dire Rea ,I can't wait to go
2023-12-11 11:59	95	12	14	-1	0	do people with electric cars listen to AC?DC or some other current?
2023-12-11 22:54	170	15	21	0	0	do people with electric cars listen to AC?DC or some other current?
2023-12-12 12:28	166	14	22	-2	0	I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov
2023-12-12 20:39	155	16	28	-1	0	I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov
2023-12-13 03:11	73	18	23	0	0	I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov
2023-12-14 14:53	181	17	28	0	0	I just bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq. She said, "Thanks for the Baghdad."
2023-12-14 21:24	120	14	22	-1	0	I just bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq. She said, "Thanks for the Baghdad."
2023-12-15 12:12	72	15	20	0	0	whats the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snow balls
2023-12-16 13:38	296	19	29	4	0	twitter has never caused the lame to walk but it makes a lot of the dumb to speak
2023-12-17 15:37	187	23	37	1	0	Today I created a new soup, I mixed alphabet soup with a laxative, I'm calling it Letter Rip
2023-12-18 12:11	83	12	18	2	0	A red pirate ship and a blue pirate ship collided. Both crews were marooned...
2023-12-18 19:04	380	23	33	7	0	A red pirate ship and a blue pirate ship collided. Both crews were marooned...
2023-12-19 12:14	210	130	238	5	0	When does a regular joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes aparent!
2023-12-20 02:43	91	17	22	1	0	When does a regular joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes aparent!
2023-12-20 12:09	175	20	28	5	0	I'm just politely saying that the reason your nose is in the middle of your face is, well, is because, ahem, it's the scenter.
2023-12-20 22:25	109	15	18	3	0	I'm just politely saying that the reason your nose is in the middle of your face is, well, is because, ahem, it's the scenter.
2023-12-21 12:06	98	16	20	3	0	What happens when a frog's car breaks down? . . . . . . It gets toad!
2023-12-21 15:05	59	11	13	0	0	What happens when a frog's car breaks down? . . . . . . It gets toad!
2023-12-21 20:54	190	16	26	2	0	What happens when a frog's car breaks down? . . . . . . It gets toad!
2023-12-22 12:19	75	14	21	0	0	Just got my shot for shingles. Just to be safe I got one for vinyl siding.
2023-12-23 00:30	215	13	17	2	0	Just got my shot for shingles. Just to be safe I got one for vinyl siding.
2023-12-23 12:50	154	20	27	2	0	if at 1st you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you
2023-12-24 11:51	113	11	17	0	0	what did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas,Eve
2023-12-24 18:51	113	22	29	1	0	what did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas,Eve
2023-12-26 12:20	404	24	39	4	0	You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. But you do need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
2023-12-27 00:12	282	20	28	3	0	You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. But you do need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
2023-12-27 11:59	95	19	24	2	0	Why does Santa use a GPS? Because he doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
2023-12-27 19:35	189	20	28	-1	0	Why does Santa use a GPS? Because he doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
2023-12-28 12:07	267	18	30	-3	0	A sweater I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity. I took it back to the store and got another one free of charge
2023-12-28 21:42	292	19	26	-2	0	A sweater I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity. I took it back to the store and got another one free of charge
2023-12-29 09:21	43	6	6	0	0	I went to school to be a spaghetti chef, but I couldn't pasta final exam
2023-12-30 02:18	136	16	25	2	0	I went to school to be a spaghetti chef, but I couldn't pasta final exam
2023-12-30 13:04	200	13	19	2	0	right before midnight Dec 31 left your left leg up so you can start the New Year on the right foot
2023-12-30 22:07	157	22	33	0	0	right before midnight Dec 31 left your left leg up so you can start the New Year on the right foot
2023-12-31 02:47	77	11	14	1	0	right before midnight Dec 31 left your left leg up so you can start the New Year on the right foot
2024-01-01 12:58	146	20	30	-1	0	just checked my bank account and found out I have enough money to make it to the end of the year now
2024-01-01 18:40	284	16	24	0	0	just checked my bank account and found out I have enough money to make it to the end of the year now
2024-01-02 02:56	109	14	19	1	0	It's a fact a lot of us do NOT know the meaning of the French word "POURQUOI". ⚜️ Translate that into English and you'll see why.
2024-01-02 11:46	68	13	14	0	0	It's a fact a lot of us do NOT know the meaning of the French word "POURQUOI". ⚜️ Translate that into English and you'll see why.
2024-01-02 19:10	245	19	24	-4	0	It's a fact a lot of us do NOT know the meaning of the French word "POURQUOI". ⚜️ Translate that into English and you'll see why.
2024-01-03 01:40	194	19	29	-1	0	It's a fact a lot of us do NOT know the meaning of the French word "POURQUOI". ⚜️ Translate that into English and you'll see why.
2024-01-03 12:05	129	15	25	11	0	why is there enough asphalt for speed bumps bet never enough to fill pot holes?
2024-01-03 17:16	218	18	25	-4	0	why is there enough asphalt for speed bumps bet never enough to fill pot holes?
2024-01-04 12:02	142	13	15	0	0	I just grilled a chicken for two hours and it still won’t tell me why it crossed the road.
2024-01-04 18:48	156	16	21	-1	0	I just grilled a chicken for two hours and it still won’t tell me why it crossed the road.
2024-01-05 02:44	280	14	19	3	0	I just grilled a chicken for two hours and it still won’t tell me why it crossed the road.
2024-01-05 12:40	94	15	17	1	0	Mary had a little lamb, ...and the nurses in the delivery room were FREAKING OUT.
2024-01-05 20:52	172	22	28	4	0	Mary had a little lamb, ...and the nurses in the delivery room were FREAKING OUT.
2024-01-06 13:08	126	18	25	0	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle; you might denture car.
2024-01-06 18:30	615	128	1454	359	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle; you might denture car.
2024-01-07 13:38	486	21	42	-5	0	I entered the kleptomaniac olympics . I took gold, silver and bronze.
2024-01-08 11:54	180	16	21	-2	0	If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.
2024-01-08 19:10	515	23	35	2	0	If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.
2024-01-09 11:54	130	20	26	-1	0	did you know there is a Patron Saint of copying people stuff? it is Saint Francis of CC
2024-01-09 18:58	246	22	31	0	0	did you know there is a Patron Saint of copying people stuff? it is Saint Francis of CC
2024-01-10 00:28	226	20	30	2	0	did you know there is a Patron Saint of copying people stuff? it is Saint Francis of CC
2024-01-10 12:33	121	20	28	3	0	just saw 100 sheep rolling down a big hill.....it was a Lamb slide, Happy 64th Birthday ithemanturk!!!!
2024-01-10 23:39	95	16	17	0	0	just saw 100 sheep rolling down a big hill.....it was a Lamb slide, Happy 64th Birthday ithemanturk!!!!
2024-01-11 02:03	181	12	19	-1	0	just saw 100 sheep rolling down a big hill.....it was a Lamb slide, Happy 64th Birthday ithemanturk!!!!
2024-01-11 12:11	123	16	21	1	0	met a guy that is a serial flasher. He said he thought of retiring but decided to stick it out another year
2024-01-11 20:05	209	19	26	-1	0	met a guy that is a serial flasher. He said he thought of retiring but decided to stick it out another year
2024-01-12 12:38	427	21	38	8	0	did you hear about that women that tried to cut off her Lovers manhood and missed but cut his leg? She was charged with a misdaweiner
2024-01-13 02:40	195	18	24	6	0	did you hear about that women that tried to cut off her Lovers manhood and missed but cut his leg? She was charged with a misdaweiner
2024-01-13 12:49	245	17	27	9	0	did you know that there is a German word for a bra? It is stoppemfrumfloppen
2024-01-13 23:00	225	17	30	1	0	did you know that there is a German word for a bra? It is stoppemfrumfloppen
2024-01-14 12:10	654	25	37	3	0	The fact there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven should tell you something about anticipated traffic.
2024-01-15 13:33	291	20	32	-2	0	The fact there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven should tell you something about anticipated traffic.
2024-01-16 02:57	97	11	14	1	0	The fact there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven should tell you something about anticipated traffic.
2024-01-16 12:04	130	13	20	3	0	Isaac Newton's younger brother Fig was a smart cookie too!
2024-01-17 02:30	104	13	21	0	0	Isaac Newton's younger brother Fig was a smart cookie too!
2024-01-17 12:20	104	17	22	0	0	Isaac Newton's younger brother Fig was a smart cookie too!
2024-01-17 18:51	163	21	29	-5	0	it is so cold today I actually saw some teenagers with their pants pulled up all the way
2024-01-18 02:32	92	8	9	0	0	it is so cold today I actually saw some teenagers with their pants pulled up all the way
2024-01-18 12:35	89	10	13	0	0	You know you're getting old when your back goes out, more than you do.
2024-01-18 17:50	74	20	25	0	0	You know you're getting old when your back goes out, more than you do.
2024-01-19 02:30	65	10	12	0	0	You know you're getting old when your back goes out, more than you do.
2024-01-19 12:13	211	13	18	3	0	You know you're getting old when your back goes out, more than you do.
2024-01-19 20:41	263	19	28	-5	0	You know you're getting old when your back goes out, more than you do.
2024-01-20 02:45	49	6	6	0	0	You know you're getting old when your back goes out, more than you do.
2024-01-20 12:40	144	14	18	-7	0	you better not pass gas in an Apple store.....they don't have windows
2024-01-20 21:20	244	19	32	0	0	you better not pass gas in an Apple store.....they don't have windows
2024-01-21 02:42	72	12	13	0	0	you better not pass gas in an Apple store.....they don't have windows
2024-01-21 14:37	117	18	23	-1	0	If you pronounce Utah backward, it sounds like a sneeze.
2024-01-22 11:54	120	14	19	3	0	I sold my rooster and bought a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
2024-01-23 01:22	202	16	23	0	0	I sold my rooster and bought a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
2024-01-23 11:55	139	19	23	1	0	I made a chicken salad yesterday....turns out they prefer grain
2024-01-24 03:53	81	12	17	0	0	I made a chicken salad yesterday....turns out they prefer grain
2024-01-24 11:57	157	13	17	-3	0	I once had a girl who didn't care too much for my fondness for mustard. She wrote me a Dijon letter.
2024-01-24 19:31	153	20	26	-5	0	I once had a girl who didn't care too much for my fondness for mustard. She wrote me a Dijon letter.
2024-01-25 12:16	108	17	22	0	0	just flew back home from a Ravioli convention. Boyardees arms tired
2024-01-25 18:45	119	19	26	0	0	just flew back home from a Ravioli convention. Boyardees arms tired
2024-01-26 12:11	143	15	26	1	0	in the 17th century, people were so Baroque that they were luting in the street
2024-01-26 16:43	111	11	14	0	0	in the 17th century, people were so Baroque that they were luting in the street
2024-01-26 21:59	385	17	22	-4	0	in the 17th century, people were so Baroque that they were luting in the street
2024-01-27 13:00	195	14	23	-9	0	I sold my rooster and bought a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
2024-01-27 19:48	46	17	22	0	0	I sold my rooster and bought a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
2024-01-28 13:16	118	15	23	3	0	Filling my tires cost a dollar. . It used to be a quarter, but that's inflation for you.
2024-01-28 20:24	150	21	28	-5	0	Filling my tires cost a dollar. . It used to be a quarter, but that's inflation for you.
2024-01-29 11:59	85	24	28	0	0	when you come from an era of The Beatles and Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd you dont get excited about Kanye or Justin Beiber or Taylor Swift
2024-01-29 17:58	396	27	34	-4	0	when you come from an era of The Beatles and Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd you dont get excited about Kanye or Justin Beiber or Taylor Swift
2024-01-30 03:20	54	11	14	0	0	when you come from an era of The Beatles and Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd you dont get excited about Kanye or Justin Beiber or Taylor Swift
2024-01-31 02:40	95	14	17	0	0	when you come from an era of The Beatles and Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd you dont get excited about Kanye or Justin Beiber or Taylor Swift
2024-01-31 12:08	206	18	28	3	0	if you didnt do stupid things when you are young you will have nothing to smile about when you are old. should I try PalWorld?
2024-01-31 17:16	88	18	25	1	0	if you didnt do stupid things when you are young you will have nothing to smile about when you are old. should I try PalWorld?
2024-01-31 22:30	325	20	31	2	0	if you didnt do stupid things when you are young you will have nothing to smile about when you are old. should I try PalWorld?
2024-02-01 11:59	136	19	24	-1	0	Most people think that T-rexes can't clap because they have short arms, but really it's because they are dead.
2024-02-01 19:30	475	27	46	2	0	Most people think that T-rexes can't clap because they have short arms, but really it's because they are dead.
2024-02-02 12:08	246	18	29	-2	0	today is Groundhog Day and it says we getting 2 more weeks of NFL and Taylor Swift
2024-02-02 18:46	658	20	38	-5	0	today is Groundhog Day and it says we getting 2 more weeks of NFL and Taylor Swift
2024-02-03 13:07	97	17	21	3	0	my mouth waters when I smell steak does that happen to vegans when they mow the lawn?
2024-02-03 16:23	201	17	23	-4	0	my mouth waters when I smell steak does that happen to vegans when they mow the lawn? Palworld time help me learn this game please
2024-02-05 01:33	141	20	25	-1	0	I ordered 2000 lb of Chinese soup. It was won ton
2024-02-05 12:06	98	16	24	2	0	I ordered 2000 lb of Chinese soup. It was won ton
2024-02-05 15:58	166	23	30	4	0	I ordered 2000 lb of Chinese soup. It was won ton
2024-02-06 11:51	123	17	24	1	0	Why did the doctor tip toe past the medicine cabinet? He didnt want to wake the sleeping pills.
2024-02-06 19:53	471	25	35	6	0	Why did the doctor tip toe past the medicine cabinet? He didnt want to wake the sleeping pills.
2024-02-07 14:21	83	16	19	0	0	I fell asleep last night while reading old magazines and woke up this morning with back issues
2024-02-08 03:05	89	13	16	1	0	I fell asleep last night while reading old magazines and woke up this morning with back issues
2024-02-08 12:21	153	18	27	-1	0	I'm writing a book about beer on tap. Right now I'm working on my 5th draft.
2024-02-08 18:26	208	21	33	-1	0	I'm writing a book about beer on tap. Right now I'm working on my 5th draft.
2024-02-09 12:20	104	17	26	1	0	in Las Vegas churches get casino chips in the offering. every month they send all the chips to a monastary to be sorted by the chip monk
2024-02-09 20:41	143	24	31	0	0	in Las Vegas churches get casino chips in the offering. every month they send all the chips to a monastary to be sorted by the chip monk
2024-02-10 13:02	442	19	29	6	0	I have been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.
2024-02-10 23:27	77	12	18	0	0	I have been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.
2024-02-11 12:54	580	24	36	-6	0	I made some fish tacos today. Turns out they don't like Mexican food.
2024-02-12 11:58	76	15	20	1	0	to measure puns correctly you have to use a sighsmograph
2024-02-13 00:21	163	16	21	2	0	to measure puns correctly you have to use a sighsmograph
2024-02-13 12:00	145	14	20	0	0	Men with piercings are the ideal husband. They are use to paid and buying jewelry
2024-02-13 18:29	85	16	20	-3	0	Men with piercings are the ideal husband. They are use to pain and buying jewelry
2024-02-14 12:07	347	16	21	-2	0	A woman in the musical South Pacific sang about washing a man right out of her hair. The man’s name was Dan Druff.
2024-02-15 11:58	126	18	23	1	0	Definition of BIGAMIST; A heavy fog over Italy ...
2024-02-15 16:08	126	18	24	2	0	Definition of BIGAMIST; A heavy fog over Italy ...
2024-02-16 02:30	75	13	18	1	0	Definition of BIGAMIST; A heavy fog over Italy ...
2024-02-16 12:08	136	16	22	0	0	I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
2024-02-16 17:17	107	14	16	-1	0	I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
2024-02-16 23:51	273	15	22	3	0	I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
2024-02-17 12:46	528	24	33	6	0	My grandmother reached 100 yesterday. That's the last time I get in a car with her when she's late for bingo!
2024-02-18 12:30	1045	25	35	10	0	James Bond has Gray hair in his newest film "No Time to Die"
2024-02-19 11:50	284	18	27	-1	0	Accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with Axe Now I talk with an Axe scent.
2024-02-19 20:27	187	20	26	1	0	Accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with Axe Now I talk with an Axe scent.
2024-02-20 11:59	25	13	13	0	0	Almost all garden gnomes have red hats. It is a little gnome fact!
2024-02-20 12:34	110	19	21	1	0	Almost all garden gnomes have red hats. It is a little gnome fact!
2024-02-20 19:24	490	20	31	8	0	Almost all garden gnomes have red hats. It is a little gnome fact!
2024-02-21 12:02	92	13	16	-2	0	No tables were available at the German restaurant. . It was too krauted.
2024-02-22 01:11	133	18	23	2	0	No tables were available at the German restaurant. . It was too krauted.
2024-02-22 12:14	100	14	16	1	0	A college professor was involved in a terrible car wreck. He was grading papers on a curve.
2024-02-22 19:31	123	18	28	0	0	A college professor was involved in a terrible car wreck. He was grading papers on a curve.
2024-02-23 12:08	106	14	21	0	0	I tripped over a box of Kleenex this morning and thought I had broken my ankle. Thankfully, it was just soft tissue damage
2024-02-23 20:56	78	15	19	1	0	I tripped over a box of Kleenex this morning and thought I had broken my ankle. Thankfully, it was just soft tissue damage
2024-02-23 22:43	171	17	23	2	0	I tripped over a box of Kleenex this morning and thought I had broken my ankle. Thankfully, it was just soft tissue damage
2024-02-24 08:58	46	15	18	0	0	I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq. She said thanks for the Bagdad
2024-02-24 13:43	401	28	39	5	0	I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq. She said thanks for the Bagdad
2024-02-25 00:04	300	28	54	7	0	I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq. She said thanks for the Bagdad
2024-02-25 13:19	225	21	39	-3	0	the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah, he floated all his stock while the rest of the world liquidated.
2024-02-25 23:12	152	20	24	-2	0	the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah, he floated all his stock while the rest of the world liquidated.
2024-02-26 02:21	123	12	18	0	0	the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah, he floated all his stock while the rest of the world liquidated.
2024-02-26 12:05	189	16	20	1	0	Saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun selling ice cream....Pretty sure they wre Baskin Robins
2024-02-26 19:54	290	18	28	1	0	Saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun selling ice cream....Pretty sure they were Baskin Robins
2024-02-27 12:10	44	33	71	0	0	I just grilled a chicken for two hours. It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
2024-02-27 14:04	140	17	23	0	0	I just grilled a chicken for two hours. It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
2024-02-27 21:11	113	16	23	0	0	I just grilled a chicken for two hours. It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
2024-02-28 12:26	68	14	19	2	0	I just read a book titled "How To Fall Down a Staircase" IT's a step by step guide
2024-02-28 23:28	136	16	24	-2	0	I just read a book titled "How To Fall Down a Staircase" IT's a step by step guide
2024-02-29 02:28	106	13	17	-1	0	I just read a book titled "How To Fall Down a Staircase" IT's a step by step guide
2024-02-29 12:00	74	12	14	0	0	I took a class on procrastination! I got an Incomplete!
2024-02-29 23:34	140	16	22	-1	0	I took a class on procrastination! I got an Incomplete!
2024-03-01 11:59	85	13	16	0	0	do gun manuals have a trouble shooting section??
2024-03-01 14:48	126	15	19	-1	0	do gun manuals have a trouble shooting section??
2024-03-01 17:04	80	8	12	0	0	do gun manuals have a trouble shooting section??
2024-03-02 10:17	487	22	35	2	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car
2024-03-03 00:51	173	18	26	0	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car
2024-03-03 12:42	182	17	24	1	0	do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC or something current?
2024-03-03 20:24	170	20	29	-2	0	do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC or something current?
2024-03-04 07:11	573	18	28	9	0	lf you feel like running naked just spray yourself with Windex..It prevents streaking.
2024-03-04 19:03	261	19	31	-5	0	lf you feel like running naked just spray yourself with Windex..It prevents streaking.
2024-03-05 12:15	749	23	35	0	0	Had alphabet soup for supper. Now I'm having a vowel movement.
2024-03-06 11:55	189	20	34	3	0	I don't wanna get too emotional but man oh man, every time I put the car in reverse it takes me back.
2024-03-07 09:17	367	35	106	4	0	if Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm
2024-03-08 02:50	74	12	15	0	0	if Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm
2024-03-08 12:03	121	13	19	0	0	Feeling sorry for my mate Dave Tickle. His girlfriend Tess turned down his marriage proposal
2024-03-09 10:04	240	12	18	3	0	Feeling sorry for my mate Dave Tickle. His girlfriend Tess turned down his marriage proposal
2024-03-10 03:25	79	11	13	1	0	Feeling sorry for my mate Dave Tickle. His girlfriend Tess turned down his marriage proposal
2024-03-10 12:09	75	13	17	0	0	How much does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced? About a buccaneer.
2024-03-10 15:11	23	10	10	0	0	How much does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced? About a buccaneer.
2024-03-10 21:51	353	18	28	-6	0	How much does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced? About a buccaneer.
2024-03-11 11:16	48	8	8	0	0	Never argue with left-handed people They’re just not right
2024-03-11 15:52	162	15	21	0	0	Never argue with left-handed people They’re just not right
2024-03-12 11:12	262	12	18	0	0	Leprechauns are just Santa's elves that got fired for drinking on the job
2024-03-12 18:12	152	16	21	-7	0	Leprechauns are just Santa's elves that got fired for drinking on the job
2024-03-13 11:32	62	13	18	0	0	I just read a book about the world's greatest basement. It was a best cellar
2024-03-13 13:46	58	11	14	0	0	I just read a book about the world's greatest basement. It was a best cellar
2024-03-13 19:47	507	17	27	-3	0	I just read a book about the world's greatest basement. It was a best cellar
2024-03-14 11:00	104	12	15	0	0	My friend's wife ran off with a tractor salesman. She left him a John Deere letter
2024-03-14 17:11	203	18	25	0	0	My friend's wife ran off with a tractor salesman. She left him a John Deere letter
2024-03-15 01:29	95	12	14	-1	0	My friend's wife ran off with a tractor salesman. She left him a John Deere letter
2024-03-15 10:58	156	15	21	0	0	Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered!
2024-03-15 17:23	321	23	36	6	0	Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered!
2024-03-16 11:14	80	12	15	-1	0	my grand daughter hit me in the head with some Bongo's. IT gave me a slight percussion.
2024-03-16 13:02	332	17	26	0	0	my grand daughter hit me in the head with some Bongo's. IT gave me a slight percussion.
2024-03-16 20:52	32	14	17	0	0	my grand daughter hit me in the head with some Bongo's. IT gave me a slight percussion.
2024-03-17 11:31	253	15	20	-4	0	why can't you borrow money from Leprechauns?? Because they are always a little short
2024-03-17 20:55	209	17	23	-3	0	why can't you borrow money from Leprechauns?? Because they are always a little short
2024-03-18 01:49	95	17	35	-1	0	why can't you borrow money from Leprechauns?? Because they are always a little short
2024-03-18 11:06	68	12	16	-4	0	Sylvester the cat found a bird in his pastry dinner it was Tweetie Pie
2024-03-19 11:10	144	14	18	-1	0	A good romance starts with a foundation of trust and friendship. A bad romance starts with a rah rah rah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma gaga ooh la la.
2024-03-19 17:12	322	23	31	-3	0	A good romance starts with a foundation of trust and friendship. A bad romance starts with a rah rah rah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma gaga ooh la la.
2024-03-20 01:16	108	13	14	1	0	A good romance starts with a foundation of trust and friendship. A bad romance starts with a rah rah rah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma gaga ooh la la.
2024-03-20 11:08	136	14	20	-1	0	I started a light diet....I eat by Daylight. moon light and at times Refrigerator light
2024-03-20 18:32	242	17	22	3	0	I started a light diet....I eat by Daylight. moon light and at times Refrigerator light
2024-03-21 11:04	50	12	16	0	0	I just ate a dictionary My throat is thesaurus it have ever been
2024-03-21 13:12	132	15	19	2	0	I just ate a dictionary My throat is thesaurus it have ever been
2024-03-21 21:17	397	19	27	-5	0	I just ate a dictionary My throat is thesaurus it have ever been
2024-03-23 11:52	532	15	24	1	0	If you crash into a guitar truck is it considered a fender bender?
2024-03-23 22:24	330	17	25	-4	0	If you crash into a guitar truck is it considered a fender bender?
2024-03-24 12:27	147	19	26	-1	0	My new book, “Hours Minutes and Seconds” is finally being published. It’s about time!
2024-03-24 20:31	393	17	23	0	0	My new book, “Hours Minutes and Seconds” is finally being published. It’s about time!
2024-03-25 10:54	330	16	23	-6	0	Yesterday an oak tree crashed through the roof of the Smuckers factory causing a big logjam
2024-03-25 20:48	386	23	30	10	0	Yesterday an oak tree crashed through the roof of the Smuckers factory causing a big logjam
2024-03-26 11:03	201	20	31	0	0	You know you're getting old when a recliner and a heating pad is your idea of a hot date.
2024-03-27 01:37	87	6	8	0	0	You know you're getting old when a recliner and a heating pad is your idea of a hot date.
2024-03-27 11:04	340	18	30	-2	0	Germany prepares for any crisis by stocking up on sausage and cheese. That's the Wurstkäse scenario.
2024-03-27 22:46	278	17	30	2	0	Germany prepares for any crisis by stocking up on sausage and cheese. That's the Wurstkäse scenario.
2024-03-28 11:26	48	11	13	0	0	How do Roman emperors cut their hair???? They use Caesars!
2024-03-28 23:16	68	13	16	0	0	How do Roman emperors cut their hair???? They use Caesars!
2024-03-29 01:33	111	13	17	1	0	How do Roman emperors cut their hair???? They use Caesars!
2024-03-29 11:05	99	14	16	1	0	Accidentally put my phone in airplane mode. Got in the car and the door fell off!
2024-03-30 13:36	78	16	23	0	0	did you know they buried Pharaohs with their arms crossed because they thought there would be many water slides in the afterlife
2024-03-31 02:40	84	15	19	3	0	did you know they buried Pharaohs with their arms crossed because they thought there would be many water slides in the afterlife
2024-03-31 12:39	115	18	30	-1	0	I was told i could look at an eclipse with a colander. I tried it and it just strained my eyes. Happy Easter
2024-04-01 02:17	147	25	30	3	0	I was told i could look at an eclipse with a colander. I tried it and it just strained my eyes. Happy Easter
2024-04-01 11:04	70	15	17	0	0	smoking will kill you!!! Eating Bacon alot can kill you!!! But smoking bacon will cure it
2024-04-01 13:43	311	24	32	1	0	smoking will kill you!!! Eating Bacon alot can kill you!!! But smoking bacon will cure it
2024-04-01 21:00	185	21	27	-5	0	smoking will kill you!!! Eating Bacon alot can kill you!!! But smoking bacon will cure it
2024-04-02 01:21	113	18	26	1	0	smoking will kill you!!! Eating Bacon alot can kill you!!! But smoking bacon will cure it
2024-04-02 11:10	64	17	21	0	0	If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wants them either.
2024-04-02 16:57	97	19	27	3	0	If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wants them either.
2024-04-03 01:13	111	17	24	0	0	If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wants them either.
2024-04-03 10:55	139	18	26	0	0	I never thought I’d be the kind of person who would wake up early in the morning to exercise… And I was right
2024-04-03 17:47	227	24	34	-1	0	I never thought I’d be the kind of person who would wake up early in the morning to exercise… And I was right
2024-04-03 23:11	193	19	28	-1	0	I never thought I’d be the kind of person who would wake up early in the morning to exercise… And I was right
2024-04-04 20:13	171	22	34	0	0	I was only wearing chainmail to bed as I thought it would make a better knights sleep
2024-04-05 01:35	119	18	25	-1	0	I was only wearing chainmail to bed as I thought it would make a better knights sleep
2024-04-05 10:48	316	33	52	7	0	I’m never using deodorant again. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. On a positive note, my farts smell good.
2024-04-05 21:03	301	23	36	0	0	I’m never using deodorant again. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. On a positive note, my farts smell good.
2024-04-06 11:40	314	23	32	-2	0	I have a knife that cuts through four loaves of bread at once. It’s a four loaf cleaver.
2024-04-07 11:23	321	27	39	2	0	A cow in an earthquake is called milkshake
2024-04-08 10:56	138	16	43	28	0	Imagine how much sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops!
2024-04-08 17:26	99	12	15	0	0	Imagine how much sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops!
2024-04-08 20:26	138	16	21	-3	0	Imagine how much sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops!
2024-04-09 01:19	75	13	17	-1	0	Imagine how much sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops!
2024-04-09 10:58	116	16	23	-1	0	I was only wearing chainmail to bed as I thought it would make a better knights sleep
2024-04-09 19:19	265	25	32	-2	0	I was only wearing chainmail to bed as I thought it would make a better knights sleep
2024-04-10 11:06	108	14	21	-1	0	I went to have a statue made and the sculptor asked me if I wanted it to be iron or bronze. I told him either ore.
2024-04-10 18:35	489	22	31	0	0	I went to have a statue made and the sculptor asked me if I wanted it to be iron or bronze. I told him either ore.
2024-04-11 17:29	295	16	24	-2	0	Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children... old girlfriends tend to get offended.
2024-04-12 00:57	107	14	23	-2	0	Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children... old girlfriends tend to get offended.
2024-04-12 09:28	206	16	27	-2	0	The World Origami Championships are going to be televised on paperview.
2024-04-12 20:06	418	24	32	3	0	The World Origami Championships are going to be televised on paperview.
2024-04-13 11:30	85	18	21	1	0	Why don't they use holy water in vaccines? Because you can't use God in vein.
2024-04-14 12:36	198	23	32	1	0	Bread is just like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
2024-04-15 00:10	135	15	27	-3	0	Bread is just like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
2024-04-16 01:15	139	13	18	1	0	at a bar last night a woman got her nipple pierced in front of me. Also I suck at darts
2024-04-16 11:06	69	15	19	0	0	I want to start a flight company just for bald people gonna call it Receding Airlines
2024-04-16 18:00	154	13	20	-1	0	I want to start a flight company just for bald people gonna call it Receding Airlines
2024-04-17 01:29	95	14	19	5	0	I want to start a flight company just for bald people gonna call it Receding Airlines
2024-04-17 10:56	108	17	29	2	0	I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with Axe body spray this morning. Now I talk with an Axe scent.
2024-04-17 14:18	566	10	20	-6	0	I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with Axe body spray this morning. Now I talk with an Axe scent.
2024-04-18 23:13	251	18	24	4	0	I don't feel like doing anything today. I think I've got an enlarged procrastinate.
2024-04-19 11:12	82	12	20	-1	0	My neighbor suggested I put cow manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I'm going back to whipped cream
2024-04-19 13:51	173	14	18	-1	0	My neighbor suggested I put cow manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I'm going back to whipped cream
2024-04-19 21:16	188	18	28	2	0	My neighbor suggested I put cow manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I'm going back to whipped cream
2024-04-20 11:27	57	7	10	0	0	GOT a full tank of gas for only $25. It was for my lawn mower but I trying to stay positive
2024-04-20 14:40	224	25	32	0	0	GOT a full tank of gas for only $25. It was for my lawn mower but I trying to stay positive
2024-04-21 01:54	90	14	26	-1	0	GOT a full tank of gas for only $25. It was for my lawn mower but I trying to stay positive
2024-04-21 08:16	288	13	27	0	0	GOT a full tank of gas for only $25. It was for my lawn mower but I trying to stay positive
2024-04-21 17:12	652	23	42	22	0	The fitness trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?" I said, "Diddly."
2024-04-22 11:11	113	14	18	2	0	I'm on a quest across to find Bigfoot. I'd originally set out to find reasonably priced groceries, but I decided to keep my goal realistic
2024-04-23 00:32	222	16	33	2	0	I'm on a quest across to find Bigfoot. I'd originally set out to find reasonably priced groceries, but I decided to keep my goal realistic
2024-04-23 11:05	189	14	23	0	0	I tried to climb a tower in Paris, but Eiffel.
2024-04-24 01:19	155	11	18	1	0	I tried to climb a tower in Paris, but Eiffel.
2024-04-24 11:14	90	13	19	-2	0	Anyone can be buried, but if you want to be cremated, you're gonna have to urn it.
2024-04-24 20:44	240	22	30	-2	0	Anyone can be buried, but if you want to be cremated, you're gonna have to urn it.
2024-04-25 11:00	95	13	18	1	0	Few folks are aware that Vincent Van Gogh had a Mexican cousin … Ah Meee Gogh!
2024-04-25 21:30	395	21	30	12	0	Few folks are aware that Vincent Van Gogh had a Mexican cousin … Ah Meee Gogh!
2024-04-26 11:09	105	13	21	-1	0	Why did Kim Carnes go for an eye test? Because she was afraid she didn't have Bettie Davies Eyes
2024-04-26 18:27	257	19	33	2	0	Why did Kim Carnes go for an eye test? Because she was afraid she didn't have Bettie Davies Eyes
2024-04-27 02:30	75	13	18	-1	0	Why did Kim Carnes go for an eye test? Because she was afraid she didn't have Bettie Davies Eyes
2024-04-27 11:22	122	13	16	1	0	NASA is launching a mission to say sorry to all the aliens. They call it Apollo G.
2024-04-28 11:41	243	17	25	1	0	I don't feel like doing anything today. I think I've got an enlarged procrastinate.
2024-04-28 20:49	365	16	31	13	0	I don't feel like doing anything today. I think I've got an enlarged procrastinate.
2024-04-29 11:01	133	16	24	0	0	someone ripped the 5th month out of the calendar.......I was dismayed
2024-04-29 22:48	76	12	19	-3	0	someone ripped the 5th month out of the calendar.......I was dismayed
2024-04-30 18:45	499	18	26	3	0	I know a comedian who only tells mushroom jokes. Bad comedian but a fungi.
2024-05-01 11:25	69	9	14	1	0	Happy 43 Birthday to MTV Music Television thanks for the `14 years of music
2024-05-01 20:06	28	6	9	0	0	Happy 43 Birthday to MTV Music Television thanks for the `14 years of music
2024-05-02 00:30	155	11	18	0	0	Happy 43 Birthday to MTV Music Television thanks for the `14 years of music
2024-05-02 11:15	219	11	19	-5	0	You might find this hard to believe but the swimming pool on the Titanic is still filled with water even after all this time.
2024-05-02 21:08	446	16	22	3	0	You might find this hard to believe but the swimming pool on the Titanic is still filled with water even after all this time.
2024-05-03 11:12	102	14	20	2	0	My High School was tough. In English class, the teacher asked what comes at the end of a sentence, we said an appeal.
2024-05-03 15:49	85	10	17	-1	0	My High School was tough. In English class, the teacher asked what comes at the end of a sentence, we said an appeal.
2024-05-03 21:18	306	15	23	5	0	My High School was tough. In English class, the teacher asked what comes at the end of a sentence, we said an appeal.
2024-05-04 12:59	185	22	31	3	0	Don't forget, this today is Amish NASCAR day. Also known as "Kentucky Derby."
2024-05-04 19:21	443	22	29	4	0	Don't forget, this today is Amish NASCAR day. Also known as "Kentucky Derby."
2024-05-05 19:58	426	26	32	10	0	Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
2024-05-06 10:58	136	17	26	2	0	If you work overtime at McDonald's, are you working a McDouble?
2024-05-06 23:58	246	15	21	2	0	If you work overtime at McDonald's, are you working a McDouble?
2024-05-07 21:49	165	16	30	-1	0	I accidentally got on a bus backwards, and NOW all I see is lettuce, tomatoes, sliced cheese, mayonnaise and deli meat.
2024-05-08 01:39	85	10	13	1	0	I accidentally got on a bus backwards, and NOW all I see is lettuce, tomatoes, sliced cheese, mayonnaise and deli meat.
2024-05-08 11:03	141	14	25	0	0	Just heard that because of ALL this pronoun talk, Chocolate has now identified as a Her/She.
2024-05-08 17:39	95	12	15	0	0	Just heard that because of ALL this pronoun talk, Chocolate has now identified as a Her/She.
2024-05-09 00:18	196	13	18	1	0	Just heard that because of ALL this pronoun talk, Chocolate has now identified as a Her/She.
2024-05-09 22:00	365	14	22	3	0	There's a new game called "Silent Tennis". It's like regular Tennis, but without the racquet.
2024-05-10 11:06	108	11	16	-1	0	What's a storm topper's favorite store? The one NEXT to Target.
2024-05-10 22:18	266	14	23	-1	0	What's a storm topper's favorite store? The one NEXT to Target.
2024-05-11 12:14	170	12	18	3	0	I am writing a book about beer. I'm on my 4th draft.
2024-05-12 00:04	170	13	18	-2	0	I am writing a book about beer. I'm on my 4th draft.
2024-05-12 14:56	128	11	16	-2	0	here is to all the mom's out there HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
2024-05-12 23:20	204	16	24	-1	0	here is to all the mom's out there HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
2024-05-13 11:04	81	15	22	-1	0	where did Noah put the bee's for the flood? In the ark hives
2024-05-14 01:09	95	12	20	1	0	where did Noah put the bee's for the flood? In the ark hives
2024-05-14 17:52	142	11	17	-1	0	I gave my Scottish pastry to a couple of pigeons. I smiled when I realized I just filled two birds with one scone.
2024-05-15 01:00	105	12	17	0	0	I gave my Scottish pastry to a couple of pigeons. I smiled when I realized I just filled two birds with one scone.
2024-05-15 11:10	94	18	31	2	0	It turns out that Chewbacca is originally from Wisconsin. He was born in Milwookie.
2024-05-15 21:36	338	16	22	1	0	It turns out that Chewbacca is originally from Wisconsin. He was born in Milwookie.
2024-05-16 11:09	45	8	15	-1	0	It turns out that Chewbacca is originally from Wisconsin. He was born in Milwookie.
2024-05-16 13:52	142	13	20	2	0	I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the Quack of Dawn
2024-05-16 19:30	215	8	13	-3	0	I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the Quack of Dawn
2024-05-16 23:48	206	9	15	0	0	I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the Quack of Dawn
2024-05-18 12:00	864	15	24	-6	0	I dropped a $20 bill yesterday and chased it for miles I never caught it but at least I had a good run for my money
2024-05-19 11:55	299	20	38	-3	0	Why is 'dark' spelled with a K and not a C ? Because you can't C in the dark.
2024-05-19 19:02	112	7	10	-2	0	Why is 'dark' spelled with a K and not a C ? Because you can't C in the dark.
2024-05-20 01:45	79	10	18	0	0	Why is 'dark' spelled with a K and not a C ? Because you can't C in the dark.
2024-05-20 11:55	119	16	23	1	0	The funeral of the Tupperware inventor has been postponed. They are trying to find the right lid for his coffin.
2024-05-20 16:22	272	18	31	2	0	The funeral of the Tupperware inventor has been postponed. They are trying to find the right lid for his coffin.
2024-05-21 01:44	100	9	16	-1	0	The funeral of the Tupperware inventor has been postponed. They are trying to find the right lid for his coffin.
2024-05-21 11:55	149	10	16	-1	0	NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They are calling it the Apollo G!
2024-05-21 15:24	120	13	19	2	0	NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They are calling it the Apollo G!
2024-05-21 20:38	366	10	24	1	0	NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They are calling it the Apollo G!
2024-05-22 11:05	69	9	14	1	0	If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.
2024-05-22 13:32	102	14	22	-2	0	If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.
2024-05-23 01:52	122	10	14	-2	0	If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.
2024-05-23 11:01	73	11	16	0	0	My emotional support animal is a chicken. A four piece. With a biscuit.
2024-05-23 17:59	195	14	20	-2	0	My emotional support animal is a chicken. A four piece. With a biscuit.
2024-05-23 21:48	36	5	8	0	0	My emotional support animal is a chicken. A four piece. With a biscuit.
2024-05-24 11:08	66	8	13	-1	0	Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
2024-05-24 12:50	124	8	12	-1	0	Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
2024-05-24 16:45	129	12	19	-1	0	Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
2024-05-24 23:45	49	7	10	0	0	Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
2024-05-25 11:55	119	9	14	0	0	I didn't have any toast this morning, and I'm very angry about it. I think I might be lack toast intolerant.
2024-05-26 01:14	110	12	16	-2	0	I didn't have any toast this morning, and I'm very angry about it. I think I might be lack toast intolerant.
2024-05-26 11:58	176	13	21	-4	0	Can't believe we don't have world peace after changing the name on pancake boxes and syrup bottles.
2024-05-27 11:20	175	24	35	2	0	The problem with retirement is... You never get a da
2024-05-27 23:25	229	9	13	973	0	The problem with retirement is... You never get a day offf
2024-05-29 11:07	87	8	11	3	0	I'd like to defend a penguin in court, just to say, "Your Honor, my client is clearly not a flight risk."
2024-05-29 17:14	140	15	22	2	0	I'd like to defend a penguin in court, just to say, "Your Honor, my client is clearly not a flight risk."
2024-05-30 11:05	79	11	16	2	0	People who have Only Fans. What is keeping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?
2024-05-30 18:27	137	17	31	-1	0	People who have Only Fans. What is keeping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?
2024-05-31 00:53	141	12	16	-1	0	People who have Only Fans. What is keeping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?
2024-05-31 11:08	106	7	15	-1	0	Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years with no brains that should give hope for a lot of folks
2024-05-31 18:16	68	10	13	0	0	Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years with no brains that should give hope for a lot of folks
2024-06-01 09:21	443	10	17	-9	0	Does anyone know where I can get fresh ice cubes? I don't want any of those frozen ones.
2024-06-01 19:12	32	6	7	0	0	Does anyone know where I can get fresh ice cubes? I don't want any of those frozen ones.
2024-06-02 01:54	70	9	18	-1	0	Does anyone know where I can get fresh ice cubes? I don't want any of those frozen ones.
2024-06-02 12:51	23	10	14	0	0	how come there us enough asphalt for speed bumps but not enough to fill pot hole??
2024-06-02 22:51	263	17	24	-1	0	how come there us enough asphalt for speed bumps but not enough to fill pot hole??
2024-06-03 11:00	74	9	13	-1	0	Finally went on a date, everything was great till she asked me boxers or briefs. I said depends. She left!
2024-06-03 14:02	162	15	18	-4	0	Finally went on a date, everything was great till she asked me boxers or briefs. I said depends. She left!
2024-06-03 19:20	234	19	38	10	0	Finally went on a date, everything was great till she asked me boxers or briefs. I said depends. She left!
2024-06-04 11:17	87	12	22	0	0	If your father went to the University of Indiana, would that make him a Hoosier daddy?
2024-06-04 15:08	136	8	11	-1	0	If your father went to the University of Indiana, would that make him a Hoosier daddy?
2024-06-04 23:37	67	9	16	-1	0	If your father went to the University of Indiana, would that make him a Hoosier daddy?
2024-06-05 01:13	91	9	11	0	0	If your father went to the University of Indiana, would that make him a Hoosier daddy?
2024-06-05 11:00	115	13	21	1	0	I decided NOT to post a famous hamburger pun, but OH MY GOSH!!!!!....it was going to be a Whopper!!
2024-06-05 16:59	115	13	17	-2	0	I decided NOT to post a famous hamburger pun, but OH MY GOSH!!!!!....it was going to be a Whopper!!
2024-06-06 01:12	112	12	15	-1	0	I decided NOT to post a famous hamburger pun, but OH MY GOSH!!!!!....it was going to be a Whopper!!
2024-06-06 09:12	202	10	15	-1	0	"Couples who stay together will often pass gas at the same time." Quote from Egyptian Pharoah Toot'ncommon.
2024-06-06 14:06	58	10	14	1	0	"Couples who stay together will often pass gas at the same time." Quote from Egyptian Pharoah Toot'ncommon.
2024-06-06 16:35	39	4	4	0	0	"Couples who stay together will often pass gas at the same time." Quote from Egyptian Pharoah Toot'ncommon.
2024-06-06 19:24	20	5	5	0	0	"Couples who stay together will often pass gas at the same time." Quote from Egyptian Pharoah Toot'ncommon.
2024-06-06 20:52	182	15	23	-2	0	"Couples who stay together will often pass gas at the same time." Quote from Egyptian Pharoah Toot'ncommon.
2024-06-07 11:06	148	11	13	-1	0	I was born a male, I identify as a male. But according to Stouffer's lasagna I am a family of 4
2024-06-07 14:12	172	17	25	-2	0	I was born a male, I identify as a male. But according to Stouffer's lasagna I am a family of 4
2024-06-07 20:38	156	12	16	0	0	I was born a male, I identify as a male. But according to Stouffer's lasagna I am a family of 4
2024-06-08 00:54	190	15	24	0	0	I was born a male, I identify as a male. But according to Stouffer's lasagna I am a family of 4
2024-06-08 11:40	64	7	11	0	0	A hundred baby sheep were rolling down a hill. It was a lambslide.
2024-06-08 19:37	137	10	16	-1	0	A hundred baby sheep were rolling down a hill. It was a lambslide.
2024-06-09 03:43	141	16	41	-2	0	A hundred baby sheep were rolling down a hill. It was a lambslide.
2024-06-09 12:17	37	9	15	0	0	I burned my Hawaiian pizza. I should have used aloha temperature.
2024-06-09 14:48	116	12	16	-2	0	I burned my Hawaiian pizza. I should have used aloha temperature.
2024-06-10 11:11	383	18	28	3	0	I saw two huge black birds in my garden this morning and they were stuck together. Turns out they were Velcrows.
2024-06-10 19:04	230	19	27	-11	0	I saw two huge black birds in my garden this morning and they were stuck together. Turns out they were Velcrows.
2024-06-11 01:26	178	17	27	-3	0	I saw two huge black birds in my garden this morning and they were stuck together. Turns out they were Velcrows.
2024-06-11 11:13	91	12	16	1	0	If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
2024-06-11 22:20	275	15	24	6	0	If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
2024-06-12 10:59	105	12	18	3	0	People are climbing mountains & zip lining & I'm feeling good I got my leg through my underwear without falling down
2024-06-12 15:25	209	22	28	-1	0	People are climbing mountains & zip lining & I'm feeling good I got my leg through my underwear without falling down
2024-06-13 00:00	125	13	19	2	0	People are climbing mountains & zip lining & I'm feeling good I got my leg through my underwear without falling down
2024-06-13 11:14	80	9	11	-1	0	I'm sad to announce that my origami business has folded.
2024-06-13 17:33	181	14	20	1	0	I'm sad to announce that my origami business has folded.
2024-06-14 02:28	86	11	18	1	0	I'm sad to announce that my origami business has folded.
2024-06-14 11:11	83	12	13	0	0	Pre means before. Post means after. To use both prefixes together would be Preposterous.
2024-06-14 14:57	407	18	32	-4	0	Pre means before. Post means after. To use both prefixes together would be Preposterous.
2024-06-15 11:48	146	13	17	1	0	the average American uses 80-90 cuss words a day...Nice to know I am above average
2024-06-15 19:47	257	21	30	-3	0	the average American uses 80-90 cuss words a day...Nice to know I am above average
2024-06-16 02:48	76	9	15	0	0	the average American uses 80-90 cuss words a day...Nice to know I am above average
2024-06-16 12:00	85	8	11	-1	0	What do you call a misleading commercial about Father’s Day? False dad-vertising.
2024-06-17 10:57	77	9	15	-1	0	YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" MEANS HAVING SOMEONE WHO CAN DRIVE AT NIGHT
2024-06-17 13:36	138	10	18	0	0	YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" MEANS HAVING SOMEONE WHO CAN DRIVE AT NIGHT
2024-06-17 18:05	199	14	20	2	0	YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" MEANS HAVING SOMEONE WHO CAN DRIVE AT NIGHT
2024-06-18 02:53	61	12	23	0	0	YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" MEANS HAVING SOMEONE WHO CAN DRIVE AT NIGHT
2024-06-18 12:03	171	15	23	3	0	if you eat aluminum do you sheet metal?
2024-06-18 15:44	390	13	21	-3	0	if you eat aluminum do you sheet metal?
2024-06-19 11:13	91	9	14	3	0	what kind of dog does not bark? a hushpuppy!!
2024-06-20 00:45	9	8	8	0	0	what kind of dog does not bark? a hushpuppy!!
2024-06-20 11:09	95	10	16	0	0	I live in the South....where Lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers.
2024-06-20 14:24	140	8	13	0	0	I live in the South....where Lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers.
2024-06-21 00:48	156	11	15	4	0	I live in the South....where Lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers.
2024-06-21 10:59	75	8	12	1	0	I was walking down a street and the houses were numbered 64K, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB. I realized it was a trip down memory lane.
2024-06-21 13:24	560	7	16	-3	0	I was walking down a street and the houses were numbered 64K, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB. I realized it was a trip down memory lane.
2024-06-22 13:15	79	6	11	0	0	Life is not a box of chocolates. it is more like a jar of jalapenos what you do today might burn your butt tomorrow
2024-06-23 22:45	239	12	18	1	0	95% of the ocean is unexplored... which means there could be a Dollar General down there.
2024-06-24 11:03	91	8	12	1	0	My phone has this cool app that shows me what I would look like as an old person. It's called Camera.
2024-06-25 11:18	66	7	10	0	0	I asked Alexa what do women want? It has not shut up for 7 days so far
2024-06-25 14:26	108	8	11	0	0	I asked Alexa what do women want? It has not shut up for 7 days so far
2024-06-25 20:56	158	9	13	-1	0	I asked Alexa what do women want? It has not shut up for 7 days so far
2024-06-26 01:37	97	11	16	-1	0	I asked Alexa what do women want? It has not shut up for 7 days so far
2024-06-27 11:59	245	11	15	2	0	Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. That sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
2024-06-27 20:08	126	13	18	0	0	Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. That sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
2024-06-28 11:11	63	11	17	3	0	Pro tip: if you fill a pinata with ketchup, you never have to host a children's birthday party again.
2024-06-28 20:33	171	10	18	0	0	Pro tip: if you fill a pinata with ketchup, you never have to host a children's birthday party again.
2024-06-29 11:39	95	9	15	1	0	Salons have hair on the floor. Garages have oil on the floor. Come on Banks what's the problem??
2024-06-29 17:44	90	12	16	0	0	Salons have hair on the floor. Garages have oil on the floor. Come on Banks what's the problem??
2024-06-30 00:56	8	1	1	0	0	Salons have hair on the floor. Garages have oil on the floor. Come on Banks what's the problem??
2024-06-30 11:40	74	4	5	0	0	just found out the Strip Club was not open, Sign said Sorry, we are clothed
2024-07-01 00:31	93	12	18	-1	0	just found out the Strip Club was not open, Sign said Sorry, we are clothed
2024-07-01 11:12	302	13	19	-1	0	I wish I had enough money to discover that it doesn't make me happy.
2024-07-01 23:58	226	16	25	4	0	I wish I had enough money to discover that it doesn't make me happy.
2024-07-02 18:02	92	10	15	0	0	it is better to keep your mouth shut and appear dumb than open a door and remove all doubt
2024-07-03 01:26	98	13	18	1	0	it is better to keep your mouth shut and appear dumb than open a door and remove all doubt
2024-07-03 11:18	96	9	13	0	0	Sometimes words aren't enough... ... and that's why we have middle fingers and tequila
2024-07-03 19:07	477	12	18	-3	0	Sometimes words aren't enough... ... and that's why we have middle fingers and tequila
2024-07-04 11:46	68	14	19	1	0	If only sarcasm burned calories...
2024-07-04 19:40	85	12	21	-2	0	If only sarcasm burned calories...
2024-07-05 11:37	107	9	13	-2	0	I spent my life's savings on Pasta. it was worth every penne
2024-07-05 17:40	204	15	23	-2	0	I spent my life's savings on Pasta. it was worth every penne
2024-07-06 02:45	99	14	19	-1	0	I spent my life's savings on Pasta. it was worth every penne
2024-07-06 11:34	360	16	23	4	0	The man that invented the ferris wheel and the man who invented the merry go-round never met. They traveled in different circles.
2024-07-07 01:47	67	11	13	0	0	The man that invented the ferris wheel and the man who invented the merry go-round never met. They traveled in different circles.
2024-07-07 11:36	228	13	22	0	0	If Watson isn't the most famous British Doctor, then Who is.
2024-07-09 11:36	88	11	16	0	0	went to my female barber and said to her "Make me look sexy" soi she started drinking
2024-07-10 11:13	331	18	28	0	0	How the hell do people find the "love of your life" 3 times a year?? I can't even find my sock.
2024-07-10 18:43	351	16	24	-9	0	How the hell do people find the "love of your life" 3 times a year?? I can't even find my sock.
2024-07-11 01:17	117	12	16	-2	0	How the hell do people find the "love of your life" 3 times a year?? I can't even find my sock.
2024-07-11 11:04	120	11	17	1	0	I had a dream that l was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
2024-07-11 18:40	234	14	21	0	0	I had a dream that l was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
2024-07-12 11:06	68	12	17	0	0	I've made a film about a large jug. It's been nominated for Best Pitcher...
2024-07-12 18:04	560	15	23	2	0	I've made a film about a large jug. It's been nominated for Best Pitcher...
2024-07-13 11:52	182	11	19	1	0	I heard that taller people sleep longer in bed.
2024-07-13 19:55	359	12	22	-5	0	I heard that taller people sleep longer in bed.
2024-07-14 18:50	385	17	25	-1	0	I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better
2024-07-15 11:26	128	15	20	0	0	"never odd or even" spelled backwards is still "never odd or even"
2024-07-15 19:57	177	17	28	-3	0	"never odd or even" spelled backwards is still "never odd or even"
2024-07-16 01:29	115	8	15	0	0	"never odd or even" spelled backwards is still "never odd or even"
2024-07-16 11:21	123	11	17	-2	0	I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
2024-07-16 17:51	403	18	30	0	0	I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
2024-07-17 10:55	89	10	16	1	0	Volkswagen should bring back the Beetle as an electric car. They could call it the Lightning Bug
2024-07-18 01:27	117	11	16	0	0	Volkswagen should bring back the Beetle as an electric car. They could call it the Lightning Bug
2024-07-18 11:03	101	8	13	2	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car.
2024-07-18 18:47	267	18	30	10	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car.
2024-07-19 11:11	73	9	12	2	0	Honestly: I’m getting addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.😂
2024-07-19 14:06	108	8	11	0	0	Honestly: I’m getting addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.😂
2024-07-20 11:27	77	9	13	-1	0	WOW both X and SpaceX are moving to Texas and no one made the headline "All my X'es live in Texas"
2024-07-20 18:10	74	9	19	0	0	WOW both X and SpaceX are moving to Texas and no one made the headline "All my X'es live in Texas"
2024-07-21 11:24	170	14	25	1	0	I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention
2024-07-22 02:37	77	13	29	-2	0	I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention
2024-07-22 11:02	112	15	26	-4	0	Did you know you can buy hats for your knees…they’re called kneecaps
2024-07-23 01:28	86	14	18	1	0	Did you know you can buy hats for your knees…they’re called kneecaps
2024-07-23 11:04	250	37	57	1	0	I know they say that money talks, but I swear all mine ever says to me anymore is: "Goodbye."🤣
2024-07-24 01:37	117	14	19	-2	0	I know they say that money talks, but I swear all mine ever says to me anymore is: "Goodbye."🤣
2024-07-24 11:09	145	15	23	-4	0	Played a U2-themed board game called "Bonopoly." It's like regular Monopoly, but where the streets have no name
2024-07-24 19:00	75	12	19	0	0	Played a U2-themed board game called "Bonopoly." It's like regular Monopoly, but where the streets have no name
2024-07-25 01:41	83	15	20	-3	0	Played a U2-themed board game called "Bonopoly." It's like regular Monopoly, but where the streets have no name
2024-07-25 11:04	200	12	17	-3	0	When I woke up this morning and looked into the mirror my first thought was That can’t be accurate.
2024-07-25 22:44	280	14	24	3	0	When I woke up this morning and looked into the mirror my first thought was That can’t be accurate.
2024-07-26 11:03	191	12	19	1	0	I FINALLY KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME A GROWN UP I GROAN EVERY TIME I GET UP
2024-07-27 10:57	127	8	15	-2	0	Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten it.
2024-07-28 12:09	105	8	15	-1	0	My wallet is just like an onion…. Opening it up makes me cry 😭
2024-07-29 11:28	266	16	22	1	0	There was an Indian chief so addicted to drinking pot after pot of tea that one night he drowned in his teepee.
2024-07-30 01:00	95	13	19	0	0	There was an Indian chief so addicted to drinking pot after pot of tea that one night he drowned in his teepee.
2024-07-30 11:02	102	19	30	57	0	I had a pet rock once. It ran away cause I took it for granite.
2024-07-30 21:26	378	14	20	1	0	I had a pet rock once. It ran away cause I took it for granite.
2024-07-31 12:15	209	10	16	-10	0	I had a pet rock once. It ran away cause I took it for granite.
2024-08-01 01:06	78	10	13	0	0	I had a pet rock once. It ran away cause I took it for granite.
2024-08-02 11:01	293	13	22	0	0	Just been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....feefiphobia the doctor said it was called.
2024-08-02 22:28	86	11	14	50	0	Just been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....feefiphobia the doctor said it was called.
2024-08-03 12:30	255	18	30	0	0	I went to the Gym today!!!! Tomorrow I might actually go inside
2024-08-04 00:49	5	0	0	0	0	I went to the Gym today!!!! Tomorrow I might actually go inside
2024-08-04 02:30	105	10	20	-1	0	I went to the Gym today!!!! Tomorrow I might actually go inside
2024-08-04 12:04	360	17	29	9	0	just saw some red breasted birds in the sun selling ice cream.. think they were Baskin Robins
2024-08-05 01:49	145	8	15	2	0	just saw some red breasted birds in the sun selling ice cream.. think they were Baskin Robins
2024-08-05 11:08	536	17	25	3	0	just saw some red breasted birds in the sun selling ice cream.. think they were Baskin Robins
2024-08-06 01:18	116	4	8	0	0	when chickens communicate do they use Fowl language??
2024-08-06 11:15	129	12	17	-1	0	no idea Paul McCartney loved the Andy griffith show so much to sing Let Aunt Bea Let Aunt Bea Let Speaking words of wisdom Let Aunt Bee
2024-08-07 11:52	282	12	19	-4	0	A cannibal's dinner is not over until everyone's eaten.
2024-08-08 02:09	75	10	14	-3	0	A cannibal's dinner is not over until everyone's eaten.
2024-08-08 11:13	311	13	21	-4	0	I exchanged a sausage for a bird. I took a tern for the wurst.
2024-08-08 20:30	125	13	20	0	0	I exchanged a sausage for a bird. I took a tern for the wurst.
2024-08-09 11:05	249	15	41	-2	0	My first experience using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down
2024-08-09 17:50	165	20	30	0	0	My first experience using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down
2024-08-10 11:27	357	13	19	3	0	I keep all my Dad Jokes in one place. It's a Dad-a-Base.
2024-08-11 12:00	194	13	27	0	0	I danced like there was no one watching, but someone WAS watching, they called an ambulance, they thought I was having an all out seizure.
2024-08-12 01:25	99	16	20	0	0	I danced like there was no one watching, but someone WAS watching, they called an ambulance, they thought I was having an all out seizure.
2024-08-13 01:37	117	12	26	-1	0	I danced like there was no one watching, but someone WAS watching, they called an ambulance, they thought I was having an all out seizure.
2024-08-13 12:30	194	10	18	-1	0	I danced like there was no one watching, but someone WAS watching, they called an ambulance, they thought I was having an all out seizure.
2024-08-14 11:19	125	12	18	1	0	I danced like there was no one watching, but someone WAS watching, they called an ambulance, they thought I was having an all out seizure.
2024-08-14 19:19	145	10	15	0	0	I danced like there was no one watching, but someone WAS watching, they called an ambulance, they thought I was having an all out seizure.
2024-08-15 01:22	122	14	18	-1	0	I danced like there was no one watching, but someone WAS watching, they called an ambulance, they thought I was having an all out seizure.
2024-08-15 11:06	208	8	17	0	0	The cowboy dreamed of adopting a dachshund. He wanted to get a long little doggie.
2024-08-16 01:48	96	10	16	3	0	The cowboy dreamed of adopting a dachshund. He wanted to get a long little doggie.
2024-08-16 11:14	70	7	14	0	0	my 2 unwritten Truths of life....... 1)_________________________ and 2)__________________________
2024-08-16 13:44	40	5	7	0	0	my 2 unwritten Truths of life....... 1)_________________________ and 2)__________________________
2024-08-17 12:13	71	8	10	0	0	I should’ve known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet, now my toilet is clogged.
2024-08-17 21:20	265	14	24	-4	0	I should’ve known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet, now my toilet is clogged.
2024-08-19 01:39	75	14	19	0	0	when Lord Nelson died he was 5 ft tall. His statue in London is 15 ft tall. That is a Horatio of 3:1
2024-08-19 11:02	92	9	12	-1	0	Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to make-up her mind!
2024-08-20 01:59	105	9	13	-3	0	Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to make-up her mind!
2024-08-20 11:04	130	9	18	1	0	How do you know when a clown passes gas? Something smells funny.
2024-08-21 11:14	190	9	15	0	0	my lady had terrible headaches whenever I cooked with wheat, barley or rice. She was really suffering from my grains.
2024-08-21 16:41	163	13	19	-1	0	my lady had terrible headaches whenever I cooked with wheat, barley or rice. She was really suffering from my grains.
2024-08-22 11:01	123	11	17	2	0	I HATE IT WHEN I'M TALKING TO MYSELF AND SUDDENLY REALIZE I WASN'T LISTENING AND THEN HAVE TO START ALL OVER.
2024-08-22 14:51	93	11	16	0	0	I HATE IT WHEN I'M TALKING TO MYSELF AND SUDDENLY REALIZE I WASN'T LISTENING AND THEN HAVE TO START ALL OVER.
2024-08-22 19:38	196	12	27	-2	0	I HATE IT WHEN I'M TALKING TO MYSELF AND SUDDENLY REALIZE I WASN'T LISTENING AND THEN HAVE TO START ALL OVER.
2024-08-23 02:36	68	5	10	-1	0	I HATE IT WHEN I'M TALKING TO MYSELF AND SUDDENLY REALIZE I WASN'T LISTENING AND THEN HAVE TO START ALL OVER.
2024-08-23 11:34	90	9	15	0	0	I've decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat: pictures, mirrors, scales...
2024-08-24 10:19	235	7	11	-3	0	You should have seen the look on the cashier's face when I told him that I can do paper or plastic because I'm bisackual
2024-08-26 11:12	162	10	14	-1	0	You should have seen the look on the cashier's face when I told him that I can do paper or plastic because I'm bisackual
2024-08-27 11:11	13	2	2	0	0	Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His spring and summer weren't too bad either.
2024-08-27 20:16	48	9	13	1	0	Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His spring and summer weren't too bad either.
2024-08-28 11:05	99	12	21	0	0	My new car has a button for everything. There is even one that says, "rear wiper". I'm still afraid to try that one.
2024-08-29 01:37	117	11	15	-2	0	My new car has a button for everything. There is even one that says, "rear wiper". I'm still afraid to try that one.
2024-08-29 11:12	112	9	16	-1	0	Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy. Or something like that. I didn't read the whole article.
2024-08-29 18:32	152	8	15	-3	0	Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy. Or something like that. I didn't read the whole article.
2024-08-30 11:09	85	11	17	-3	0	My new eye doctor is from the Aleutian Islands. Yep, he’s an optical Aleutian….
2024-08-31 12:12	152	13	22	2	0	I told my therapist that I am afraid of nickels, dimes, and quarters. She told me it seems like I am afraid of change.
2024-09-02 00:38	196	13	20	-2	0	did you hear the news.... After divorcing Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez will now test free agency and pursue her fifth ring
2024-09-02 11:21	103	10	19	2	0	I don't rise with the sun, I rise with the Call of the Bladder Happy Labor Day!!!!
2024-09-03 00:06	138	11	16	-3	0	I don't rise with the sun, I rise with the Call of the Bladder Happy Labor Day!!!!
2024-09-03 10:57	247	8	12	-3	0	My toxic trait is knowing my body's 'check engine light' is on, and still driving it around like, 'nah, it'll be okay.'
2024-09-04 01:00	125	9	12	0	0	My toxic trait is knowing my body's 'check engine light' is on, and still driving it around like, 'nah, it'll be okay.'
2024-09-04 11:06	108	7	9	1	0	Biologists have now created a new immortal frog species by removing all of their vocal cords. Now they just can't croak!
2024-09-05 02:18	56	11	18	0	0	Biologists have now created a new immortal frog species by removing all of their vocal cords. Now they just can't croak!
2024-09-05 10:51	153	15	20	2	0	Volkswagen should bring back the Beetle as an electric car and call it the Lightning Bug
2024-09-06 11:18	236	13	20	1	0	I was in a haunted French pancake house. . They gave me the crepes.
2024-09-09 11:28	96	10	13	1	0	My friend is fighting an addiction to country dancing. He’s now in a good two step program
2024-09-10 11:26	268	6	10	-2	0	Went to the farmer’s market and got some cherries and fireworks. Yep, bought a bing, bought a boom.
2024-09-11 11:17	107	7	11	0	0	Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.
2024-09-12 01:59	85	7	13	1	0	Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.
2024-09-12 11:30	64	11	15	1	0	I hate cleaning my windows. It's a pane in the glass.
2024-09-13 11:05	119	10	14	0	0	Do you know what happens when you renege on you exorcism payments? You get repossessed…
2024-09-14 11:20	65	6	10	0	0	People who help you to find what you're looking for in the liquor store. They should be called spirit guides.
2024-09-15 12:10	214	12	21	-1	0	People who help you to find what you're looking for in the liquor store. They should be called spirit guides.
2024-09-16 11:10	74	8	13	-1	0	If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise your head and say in Jesus name, Amen.
2024-09-17 02:52	72	13	26	0	0	If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise your head and say in Jesus name, Amen.
2024-09-17 11:13	82	8	10	-2	0	I am very good at some things, like sleeping, I can do that with my eyes closed
2024-09-18 11:17	77	10	12	3	0	I recently saw a sheep in a bathing suit driving an Italian sports car. Of course, it was a lamb bikini.
2024-09-18 21:52	162	17	24	1	0	I recently saw a sheep in a bathing suit driving an Italian sports car. Of course, it was a lamb bikini.
2024-09-19 01:20	105	10	17	-2	0	I recently saw a sheep in a bathing suit driving an Italian sports car. Of course, it was a lamb bikini.
2024-09-19 11:09	205	10	17	-2	0	Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
2024-09-19 19:25	89	6	13	0	0	Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
2024-09-20 11:24	220	11	20	-1	0	why can't witches get pregnant? Because their hubby's have hollow-weenies 1 week till I hit 67
2024-09-20 21:07	227	10	17	-3	0	why can't witches get pregnant? Because their hubby's have hollow-weenies 1 week till I hit 67
2024-09-21 11:50	64	8	11	0	0	Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on this news.... but they couldnt find one. 6 days till I hit 67
2024-09-22 01:39	155	6	12	-1	0	Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on this news.... but they couldnt find one. 6 days till I hit 67
2024-09-23 01:58	116	16	30	0	0	I'm hoping medical researchers will eventually find a cure for politics. 5 days till I hit 67
2024-09-23 11:10	84	10	13	2	0	I was thinking of starting a diet but right now I have too much on my plate. 4 days till I hit 67
2024-09-24 11:13	101	11	17	-2	0	I got a compass, but I don't know how to use it. It didn't come with directions. 3 days till I hit 67
2024-09-24 17:13	61	13	17	-1	0	I got a compass, but I don't know how to use it. It didn't come with directions. 3 days till I hit 67
2024-09-25 01:14	110	14	19	2	0	I got a compass, but I don't know how to use it. It didn't come with directions. 3 days till I hit 67
2024-09-26 02:00	65	7	16	1	0	If a grizzly losses his teeth does that make him a gummy bear? 2 days till I hit 67
2024-09-26 11:08	126	8	13	3	0	If a grizzly losses his teeth does that make him a gummy bear? 1 days till I hit 67
2024-09-27 02:01	173	14	21	4	0	If a grizzly losses his teeth does that make him a gummy bear? 1 days till I hit 67
2024-09-27 11:04	140	10	16	-20	0	Never drink holy water with a laxative. You might start a religious movement. MY BIRTHDAY STREAM!!!!! 67 TIMES AROUND THE SUN
2024-09-28 11:05	269	12	23	2	0	I crossed poison ivy with a four leaf clover. I've had a rash of good luck.
2024-09-30 11:07	327	13	23	5	0	Fun fact: Koi fish always travel in groups of 4. If attacked koi A B and C will scatter leaving behind the D koi.
2024-10-01 11:00	135	6	10	3	0	I’ve accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble pieces... My next trip to the toilet could spell trouble.
2024-10-01 18:47	207	15	19	-1	0	I’ve accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble pieces... My next trip to the toilet could spell trouble.
2024-10-02 11:05	129	15	21	-1	0	My new watch was so expensive that I had to finance it. Now I’m living on borrowed time.
2024-10-03 11:12	82	10	13	0	0	I have a pet tree. It’s a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.
2024-10-04 11:20	95	6	11	2	0	"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
2024-10-04 20:37	347	13	19	-2	0	"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
2024-10-05 11:55	89	12	15	0	0	if Mozart had married Cinderella their kids would have been Mozzzarella
2024-10-08 11:55	139	11	19	0	0	I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.
2024-10-08 17:58	316	11	19	7	0	I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.
2024-10-09 11:36	48	8	11	0	0	Walmart has announced it will be closed on Thanksgiving so that all the self-checkout people can be with their families. 🛒
2024-10-10 11:29	65	7	11	-1	0	Nothing is made in America anymore. I bought a TV and the box said Built in Antenna. I don't even know where that is.
2024-10-11 13:39	115	11	17	1	0	My boss said, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
2024-10-11 22:58	86	11	17	-4	0	My boss said, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
2024-10-12 11:40	95	14	22	1	0	Clocks go back on November 3rd I hope mine goes back to when people had Morals, Values, Loyalty, Appreciation, and Respect.
2024-10-13 16:39	185	12	21	-1	0	He wrote his will and asked to be buried in a coffin made out of his record collection. It will be his vinyl resting place.
2024-10-14 01:39	75	8	14	0	0	He wrote his will and asked to be buried in a coffin made out of his record collection. It will be his vinyl resting place.
2024-10-14 11:10	105	12	21	0	0	Studies have shown that Cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them It's a case of in one ear and out the udder
2024-10-14 16:45	329	17	28	-4	0	Studies have shown that Cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them It's a case of in one ear and out the udder
2024-10-15 11:21	143	8	14	0	0	recommended age for a Ouija board is 8_ years old. so 21 to drink alcohol but only 8 to summon a demon
2024-10-16 11:03	101	11	15	0	0	My horse will only come out of her stable after dark. She's becoming a night mare.
2024-10-16 16:25	649	20	28	4	0	My horse will only come out of her stable after dark. She's becoming a night mare.
2024-10-17 11:09	95	10	19	-1	0	I asked my lady to dress up as a Bounty Hunter from Star Wars. That's right; I have a Boba Fettish.
2024-10-17 16:23	321	15	25	3	0	I asked my lady to dress up as a Bounty Hunter from Star Wars. That's right; I have a Boba Fettish.
2024-10-18 11:11	83	11	16	0	0	Argentina is surprisingly cold. In Fact, it is bordering on Chile.
2024-10-19 10:06	248	15	28	-1	0	Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it fit!!! So proud of myself. It was a pair of socks, but still. Let's be positive here.
2024-10-19 20:44	180	16	22	1	0	Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it fit!!! So proud of myself. It was a pair of socks, but still. Let's be positive here.
2024-10-20 11:19	495	18	28	-2	0	Bruce Lee was fast. But did you know that he had a Brother even faster Sudden Lee
2024-10-21 11:04	200	10	16	2	0	I visited my doctor today, he told me my sugar was too high. So when I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf.
2024-10-21 22:37	327	14	27	1	0	I visited my doctor today, he told me my sugar was too high. So when I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf.
2024-10-22 10:59	155	11	15	1	0	So this morning I saw a fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
2024-10-22 15:19	335	14	21	-2	0	So this morning I saw a fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
2024-10-23 02:20	85	11	24	-2	0	So this morning I saw a fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
2024-10-23 11:07	97	10	15	-2	0	It seems if you donate a kidney, you're a hero but if you donate 3 kidneys, people start to get suspicious.
2024-10-23 17:04	310	15	22	-1	0	It seems if you donate a kidney, you're a hero but if you donate 3 kidneys, people start to get suspicious.
2024-10-23 23:24	240	14	23	0	0	It seems if you donate a kidney, you're a hero but if you donate 3 kidneys, people start to get suspicious.
2024-10-24 10:55	109	10	15	1	0	I miss the good old days When the bills Had my parents name on them.
2024-10-24 18:30	175	15	29	2	0	I miss the good old days When the bills Had my parents name on them.
2024-10-24 23:12	172	13	17	-1	0	I miss the good old days When the bills Had my parents name on them.
2024-10-25 11:04	160	12	18	1	0	One minute you're young and carefree, and the next you have a favourite pharmacy
2024-10-25 17:17	157	12	18	0	0	One minute you're young and carefree, and the next you have a favourite pharmacy
2024-10-26 11:20	215	11	19	1	0	I was born male, identify as male, but according to Stouffer's Lasagna, I'm a family of four
2024-10-26 15:53	141	12	20	-1	0	I was born male, identify as male, but according to Stouffer's Lasagna, I'm a family of four
2024-10-27 10:27	257	11	17	-2	0	I've had complaints that all of my puns are in English. So here's one in Spanish. Uno.
2024-10-27 22:30	285	10	21	2	0	I've had complaints that all of my puns are in English. So here's one in Spanish. Uno.
2024-10-28 21:10	345	15	24	2	0	Mary had a little lamb and wow was her gynecologist surprised
2024-10-29 11:15	139	14	19	1	0	Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject Now you can talk about botox and nobody raises an eyebrow
2024-10-29 17:16	548	14	22	-3	0	Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject Now you can talk about botox and nobody raises an eyebrow
2024-10-30 11:13	101	16	21	0	0	Alligators can grow up to 20 feet. But most only have 4
2024-10-30 19:16	478	19	28	1	0	Alligators can grow up to 20 feet. But most only have 4
2024-10-31 08:36	248	10	15	0	0	The wicked witch could never poison me with an apple. She'd have to use a poisoned donut or something.
2024-10-31 19:19	225	14	24	-2	0	The wicked witch could never poison me with an apple. She'd have to use a poisoned donut or something.
2024-11-01 11:10	104	9	17	-1	0	The Devil whispered , You're not strong enough to withstand the storm. I whispered back, "At least I didn't lose my golden fiddle in Georgia
2024-11-01 17:31	253	18	35	-3	0	The Devil whispered , You're not strong enough to withstand the storm. I whispered back, "At least I didn't lose my golden fiddle in Georgia
2024-11-02 09:11	103	22	31	1	0	why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? Bcause you can't C in the Dark
2024-11-02 14:29	315	16	26	-2	0	why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? Bcause you can't C in the Dark
2024-11-02 22:42	282	14	21	2	0	why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? Bcause you can't C in the Dark
2024-11-03 10:56	298	12	18	4	0	The opposite of isolate is yousoearly.
2024-11-04 00:53	121	16	21	2	0	The opposite of isolate is yousoearly.
2024-11-04 21:36	398	14	22	-2	0	Before Sigourney Weaver, people had to weave their own Sigournies by hand.
2024-11-05 12:11	133	9	19	-4	0	I've had complaints that all of my puns are in English. So here's one in Spanish. Uno.
2024-11-05 20:12	132	13	19	0	0	I've had complaints that all of my puns are in English. So here's one in Spanish. Uno.
2024-11-06 02:58	86	10	16	0	0	I've had complaints that all of my puns are in English. So here's one in Spanish. Uno.
2024-11-06 09:06	288	12	21	0	0	I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn't like me critter sizing…
2024-11-06 15:25	89	11	15	0	0	I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn't like me critter sizing…
2024-11-06 20:36	308	13	19	2	0	I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn't like me critter sizing…
2024-11-07 12:36	128	8	17	-2	0	Picked up a job monitoring the playground. Working the swing shift.
2024-11-07 18:21	123	12	19	1	0	Picked up a job monitoring the playground. Working the swing shift.
2024-11-08 12:02	232	10	16	-1	0	A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser than makes you look ten years younger
2024-11-08 19:31	303	13	19	0	0	A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser than makes you look ten years younger
2024-11-09 13:27	137	10	17	-2	0	I think it's adorable they're putting jokes on the side of snacks now. Like listen to this one: serving size: 3 cookies
2024-11-09 23:09	325	13	23	0	0	I think it's adorable they're putting jokes on the side of snacks now. Like listen to this one: serving size: 3 cookies
2024-11-10 12:21	133	11	20	-2	0	My butcher William always gives me the exact amount I ask for. Because when there's a Will, there's a weigh.
2024-11-11 01:10	155	13	19	1	0	My butcher William always gives me the exact amount I ask for. Because when there's a Will, there's a weigh.
2024-11-11 12:07	127	11	20	2	0	a copy of "A Christman Carol" just fell on my toe. It hurt like the Dickens
2024-11-11 20:42	142	13	19	-3	0	a copy of "A Christman Carol" just fell on my toe. It hurt like the Dickens
2024-11-12 11:54	90	10	16	0	0	If a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.
2024-11-12 14:54	110	13	19	0	0	If a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.
2024-11-12 20:23	41	8	9	0	0	If a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.
2024-11-13 03:06	148	11	16	-1	0	If a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.
2024-11-13 11:58	236	14	21	2	0	If a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.
2024-11-13 17:26	208	14	21	-1	0	If a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.
2024-11-14 02:12	92	11	14	0	0	If a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.
2024-11-14 11:59	305	13	22	0	0	I always love going outdoors. It so much easier then going outwindows
2024-11-14 18:14	590	13	21	-3	0	I always love going outdoors. It so much easier then going outwindows
2024-11-15 12:07	117	9	11	0	0	I always love going outdoors. It so much easier then going outwindows
2024-11-16 10:36	148	8	13	-2	0	The Pakistani city of Wah has a wild life park. A bad storm hit and damaged enclosures. They had animals coming out the Wah Zoo
2024-11-17 10:51	123	14	19	-2	0	The Pakistani city of Wah has a wild life park. A bad storm hit and damaged enclosures. They had animals coming out the Wah Zoo
2024-11-17 17:51	153	9	14	-1	0	The Pakistani city of Wah has a wild life park. A bad storm hit and damaged enclosures. They had animals coming out the Wah Zoo
2024-11-18 01:05	159	13	21	-1	0	The Pakistani city of Wah has a wild life park. A bad storm hit and damaged enclosures. They had animals coming out the Wah Zoo
2024-11-18 09:15	369	15	24	0	0	Tums is missing out on selling pumpkin spice flavored antacid and calling it AuTums.
2024-11-18 20:14	110	12	17	0	0	Tums is missing out on selling pumpkin spice flavored antacid and calling it AuTums.
2024-11-19 12:12	132	10	16	-1	0	they are called “deviled eggs” because the voices whisper & make you eat 25 of them
2024-11-19 15:37	337	12	21	1	0	they are called “deviled eggs” because the voices whisper & make you eat 25 of them
2024-11-20 08:36	378	11	16	-4	0	There was a tornado warning in Texas. People were sent to the Cowboy's stadium as there was no chance for a touchdown there.
2024-11-20 16:29	655	20	30	-1	0	There was a tornado warning in Texas. People were sent to the Cowboy's stadium as there was no chance for a touchdown there.
2024-11-21 09:02	222	8	14	3	0	Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
2024-11-21 17:27	77	11	20	1	0	Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
2024-11-21 19:16	108	15	21	1	0	Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
2024-11-22 12:06	118	11	19	17	0	A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
2024-11-22 17:32	132	17	26	0	0	A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
2024-11-23 01:44	130	12	16	1	0	A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
2024-11-23 08:41	343	11	15	-3	0	Bar and Bra have the same letters but different words but yet both have men waiting for them to open
2024-11-23 17:57	147	18	28	-3	0	Bar and Bra have the same letters but different words but yet both have men waiting for them to open
2024-11-24 03:17	277	18	29	2	0	Bar and Bra have the same letters but different words but yet both have men waiting for them to open
2024-11-24 10:44	320	10	26	-4	0	A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
2024-11-24 17:17	137	17	22	1	0	A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
2024-11-25 12:04	240	17	28	2	0	what do you call a paternity testing facility in Indiana? Hoosier Daddy.
2024-11-26 02:47	87	13	17	1	0	what do you call a paternity testing facility in Indiana? Hoosier Daddy.
2024-11-26 12:07	217	10	15	-2	0	why don't Christmas trees knit?? They keep dropping their needles
2024-11-26 17:51	203	18	24	1	0	why don't Christmas trees knit?? They keep dropping their needles
2024-11-27 02:45	119	11	17	-2	0	why don't Christmas trees knit?? They keep dropping their needles
2024-11-27 12:02	92	6	8	-1	0	Weather: Snow possible anywhere from 0-145 inches. Maybe. Could start at 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Maybe today or maybe not. Possibly none.
2024-11-27 18:10	54	11	15	-1	0	Weather: Snow possible anywhere from 0-145 inches. Maybe. Could start at 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Maybe today or maybe not. Possibly none.
2024-11-28 13:03	91	10	16	0	0	The reason grilled cheese and tomato soup go so good together is because it's basically pizza split into two foods.
2024-11-29 10:05	249	8	12	-1	0	What should you do if your car stalls on Christmas Eve? You get a mistletow.
2024-11-29 18:06	38	8	9	0	0	What should you do if your car stalls on Christmas Eve? You get a mistletow.
2024-11-30 00:08	276	13	18	0	0	What should you do if your car stalls on Christmas Eve? You get a mistletow.
2024-11-30 09:15	320	11	21	0	0	my 1st band that I drummed for was called The Hinges" We opened for The Doors
2024-12-01 02:40	185	16	23	0	0	my 1st band that I drummed for was called The Hinges" We opened for The Doors
2024-12-01 12:44	100	13	22	1	0	I asked Siri What do women want? Siri has not stopped talking for 4 days so far
2024-12-02 08:53	271	11	24	2	0	I’m going to the mall to buy some St. Nick figurines for the shelf above my fireplace. I’m gonna take a Santa mantel journey.
2024-12-02 19:23	522	16	26	7	0	I’m going to the mall to buy some St. Nick figurines for the shelf above my fireplace. I’m gonna take a Santa mantel journey.
2024-12-03 12:00	154	12	16	2	0	NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE, AN EMPTY CHRISTMAS WRAPPING-PAPER TUBE IS STILL A FUN THING TO BONK SOMEONE ON THE HEAD WITH!
2024-12-03 20:55	19	6	6	0	0	NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE, AN EMPTY CHRISTMAS WRAPPING-PAPER TUBE IS STILL A FUN THING TO BONK SOMEONE ON THE HEAD WITH!
2024-12-04 12:19	215	12	20	2	0	I got a clock implanted in my brain. I’ve been having second thoughts ever since.
2024-12-04 22:36	338	19	32	-4	0	I got a clock implanted in my brain. I’ve been having second thoughts ever since.
2024-12-05 12:07	437	19	26	-3	0	Whatever you do, always give 100%. 💪 Unless you’re donating blood.🩸
2024-12-06 12:47	87	8	13	-1	0	Saw a guy standing on one leg at an ATM. He must have been checking his balance.
2024-12-07 09:27	327	11	19	-6	0	I just got over my addiction to chocolate , marshmallows and nuts . I won't lie it was a Rocky Road.
2024-12-08 13:04	110	13	21	0	0	Son: Why is my sister's name Rose? Me: She was conceived on a bed of roses. Son: Thanks, dad. Me: You're welcome, Dodge Ram Van.
2024-12-09 02:42	102	14	23	-1	0	Son: Why is my sister's name Rose? Me: She was conceived on a bed of roses. Son: Thanks, dad. Me: You're welcome, Dodge Ram Van.
2024-12-09 12:02	112	12	15	-1	0	What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Reindeer Nuts? Beer nuts are about $2.50, Reindeer Nuts are under a buck.
2024-12-09 18:55	29	7	9	0	0	What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Reindeer Nuts? Beer nuts are about $2.50, Reindeer Nuts are under a buck.
2024-12-10 12:17	157	10	14	-1	0	Grilling naked in the backyard is the best way to get your neighbors to pay for a privacy fence
2024-12-11 12:23	71	8	11	-1	0	The Church Trampoline Club has been extremely successful! Prophets are going through the roof!
2024-12-11 20:31	543	25	67	6	0	The Church Trampoline Club has been extremely successful! Prophets are going through the roof!
2024-12-12 08:39	295	8	13	2	0	I heard about a man who fell into an upholstery machine. Fortunately, he's fully recovered now
2024-12-12 20:16	48	5	10	1	0	I heard about a man who fell into an upholstery machine. Fortunately, he's fully recovered now Santa gets a new right knee in January
2024-12-13 09:50	235	8	18	0	0	I once rescued a young cow from a slaughter house. We decided to name him Jake from Steak farm Santa gets a new right knee in January
2024-12-13 14:44	300	14	23	-3	0	I once rescued a young cow from a slaughter house. We decided to name him Jake from Steak farm Santa gets a new right knee in January
2024-12-13 21:39	675	15	25	-5	0	I once rescued a young cow from a slaughter house. We decided to name him Jake from Steak farm Santa gets a new right knee in January
2024-12-14 12:22	122	11	15	4	0	Been feeling a little moody and rundown lately. So, I looked up my symptoms. It's adulthood. I have adulthood!
2024-12-14 18:47	107	14	19	1	0	Been feeling a little moody and rundown lately. So, I looked up my symptoms. It's adulthood. I have adulthood!
2024-12-15 01:03	221	9	13	-1	0	Been feeling a little moody and rundown lately. So, I looked up my symptoms. It's adulthood. I have adulthood!
2024-12-15 12:25	1169	16	23	-9	0	I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You probably have not heard of herbivore.
2024-12-16 12:15	39	7	12	0	0	I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You probably have not heard of herbivore.
2024-12-17 02:24	300	14	19	0	0	I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You probably have not heard of herbivore.
2024-12-17 11:18	296	14	21	-1	0	Santa played a round of golf on Christmas day to relax and hit a birdie.... It was a partridge on a par 3.
2024-12-17 20:59	425	12	19	-1	0	Santa played a round of golf on Christmas day to relax and hit a birdie.... It was a partridge on a par 3.
2024-12-18 08:21	333	12	21	-5	0	I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now!
2024-12-18 14:29	75	9	11	0	0	I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now!
2024-12-18 19:31	63	6	8	0	0	I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now!
2024-12-19 08:09	545	17	29	-1	0	I was going to start a taxi service for seniors and call it Oldsmobile
2024-12-19 22:36	438	15	27	-2	0	I was going to start a taxi service for seniors and call it Oldsmobile
2024-12-20 09:31	233	13	21	-1	0	Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better!
2024-12-20 14:33	421	19	27	-1	0	Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better!
2024-12-21 03:25	129	11	15	-1	0	Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better!
2024-12-21 09:21	253	14	19	-3	0	Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better!
2024-12-22 03:04	130	15	21	2	0	Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better!
2024-12-22 13:28	106	14	21	0	0	I was just hospitalized from an accident while playing peek a boo. They put me in ICU.
2024-12-23 12:24	160	11	15	1	0	A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. He seemed irritated when I answered: "Kindergarten"
2024-12-23 23:08	326	9	14	-5	0	A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. He seemed irritated when I answered: "Kindergarten"
2024-12-24 21:13	11	4	4	0	0	I'm on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight, and sometimes, I eat by refrigerator light.
2024-12-25 13:49	75	16	23	0	0	Hoping everyone has a Fantastic and Merry Christmas. Make it safe and don't eat to much
2024-12-25 16:12	82	11	20	-1	0	Hoping everyone has a Fantastic and Merry Christmas. Make it safe and don't eat to much
2024-12-26 03:00	74	18	22	0	0	Hoping everyone has a Fantastic and Merry Christmas. Make it safe and don't eat to much
2024-12-26 12:09	115	10	18	-1	0	That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
2024-12-27 07:06	418	12	19	1	0	That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
2024-12-28 13:12	82	12	17	0	0	A cheese factory in France exploded. Da Brie is everywhere!
2024-12-29 02:06	238	14	21	-3	0	A cheese factory in France exploded. Da Brie is everywhere!
2024-12-29 10:12	32	4	7	0	0	I got my shot for Shingles today. Just to be safe, l also got one for Vinyl Siding!
2024-12-30 01:13	281	8	15	-2	0	I got my shot for Shingles today. Just to be safe, l also got one for Vinyl Siding!
2024-12-30 12:22	112	13	19	2	0	Accidentally went to "Tooters" instead of "Hooters" and now I'm enjoying some Tacos, 4 hard boiled eggs and a BIG bowl of chili.
2024-12-30 18:51	43	14	17	0	0	Accidentally went to "Tooters" instead of "Hooters" and now I'm enjoying some Tacos, 4 hard boiled eggs and a BIG bowl of chili.
2024-12-30 20:02	92	19	22	0	0	Accidentally went to "Tooters" instead of "Hooters" and now I'm enjoying some Tacos, 4 hard boiled eggs and a BIG bowl of chili.
2024-12-31 02:05	149	11	17	0	0	Accidentally went to "Tooters" instead of "Hooters" and now I'm enjoying some Tacos, 4 hard boiled eggs and a BIG bowl of chili.
2024-12-31 12:19	105	13	18	-5	0	I asked ProfitzTV what his resolution was and he said, “1080p.”
2024-12-31 19:38	276	10	18	3	0	I asked ProfitzTV what his resolution was and he said, “1080p.”
2025-01-01 07:18	466	18	31	4	0	I caught my neighbor stealing my socks off my clothesline. I was going to confront him, but I got cold feet.
2025-01-01 20:28	116	12	19	0	0	I caught my neighbor stealing my socks off my clothesline. I was going to confront him, but I got cold feet.
2025-01-02 03:44	150	15	22	1	0	I caught my neighbor stealing my socks off my clothesline. I was going to confront him, but I got cold feet.
2025-01-03 03:10	85	10	15	-2	0	I caught my neighbor stealing my socks off my clothesline. I was going to confront him, but I got cold feet.
2025-01-03 12:23	121	13	21	0	0	Movie theater here got robbed of $1000 last night. They stole 2 jumbo popcorn's 2 large sodas and a pack of Skittles
2025-01-05 02:25	209	12	17	-2	0	The worst thing about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.
2025-01-05 13:21	233	12	17	0	0	I bought a little bag of air today... The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
2025-01-06 03:09	135	8	15	0	0	I bought a little bag of air today... The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
2025-01-06 12:06	268	12	17	0	0	Imagine how loud a centipede would be if it wore tiny flip-flops.
2025-01-06 23:50	324	13	23	3	0	Imagine how loud a centipede would be if it wore tiny flip-flops.
2025-01-07 12:07	327	16	22	-2	0	IT'S SO COLD... I SAW CHICKENS LINED UP OUTSIDE A KFC WAITING FOR THEIR TURN IN THE DEEP FRYER.
2025-01-08 05:01	273	14	20	3	0	IT'S SO COLD... I SAW CHICKENS LINED UP OUTSIDE A KFC WAITING FOR THEIR TURN IN THE DEEP FRYER.
2025-01-08 12:25	169	10	16	1	0	IT'S SO COLD... I SAW CHICKENS LINED UP OUTSIDE A KFC WAITING FOR THEIR TURN IN THE DEEP FRYER.
2025-01-08 16:31	13	3	3	0	0	IT'S SO COLD... I SAW CHICKENS LINED UP OUTSIDE A KFC WAITING FOR THEIR TURN IN THE DEEP FRYER.
2025-01-08 17:21	73	12	18	-1	0	IT'S SO COLD... I SAW CHICKENS LINED UP OUTSIDE A KFC WAITING FOR THEIR TURN IN THE DEEP FRYER.
2025-01-09 03:38	96	6	9	-1	0	IT'S SO COLD... I SAW CHICKENS LINED UP OUTSIDE A KFC WAITING FOR THEIR TURN IN THE DEEP FRYER.
2025-01-09 12:23	81	10	16	0	0	My life in a nutshell: I think like I'm 29, laugh like I'm 10, and move like I signed the Declaration of Independence.
2025-01-10 12:06	78	9	12	0	0	Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 8 kids but only one toilet.
2025-01-11 12:42	382	17	24	-57	0	One minute you're young and fun. And the next, you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better
2025-01-12 13:38	126	14	22	0	0	A 3 foot, 3 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
2025-01-13 12:05	159	11	15	0	0	A 3 foot, 3 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
2025-01-14 03:18	66	4	7	-5	0	A 3 foot, 3 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
2025-01-14 12:18	236	7	13	-29	0	Edam is the only cheese... that is made backwards
2025-01-15 12:22	152	8	11	-24	0	Every time I take up a sport or exercise, I meet new people. Usually, they're paramedics, but they're new people!
2025-01-16 03:11	93	12	17	-19	0	Every time I take up a sport or exercise, I meet new people. Usually, they're paramedics, but they're new people!
2025-01-16 12:24	40	8	10	0	0	I posted a photo of myself at the gym on FB, and it was flagged and removed as "Fake News."
2025-01-17 12:28	346	14	31	2	0	The doctor 🧑‍⚕️ said my sugar was too high. When I got home 🏡 , I moved it to a lower shelf.
2025-01-18 00:29	55	5	6	-1	0	The doctor 🧑‍⚕️ said my sugar was too high. When I got home 🏡 , I moved it to a lower shelf.
2025-01-18 02:55	189	17	22	1	0	The doctor 🧑‍⚕️ said my sugar was too high. When I got home 🏡 , I moved it to a lower shelf.
2025-01-18 12:58	46	5	6	0	0	I bought a doughnut without sprinkles on it. Diets are so hard
2025-01-18 22:57	327	20	28	0	0	I bought a doughnut without sprinkles on it. Diets are so hard
2025-01-19 12:38	506	24	41	-5	0	so R2 is short for R2D2 and Chewie is short for Chewbacca abd Ani is short for Anakin, What is Luke short for?? A Stormtrooper
2025-01-20 13:29	95	9	13	-2	0	Rossini composed the William Tell Overture by himself. Does that make him the Lone Arramger?
2025-01-21 02:39	145	10	15	-1	0	Rossini composed the William Tell Overture by himself. Does that make him the Lone Arramger?
2025-01-21 12:07	77	7	13	1	0	It’s so cold outside. I went to Subway to get a Footlong but when I got to my car, it was only a 6 inch. 😭
2025-01-22 02:32	132	8	13	-1	0	It’s so cold outside. I went to Subway to get a Footlong but when I got to my car, it was only a 6 inch. 😭
2025-01-22 12:19	55	6	12	1	0	Dustin Hoffman was considered for the Willy Wonka remake. He may not have gotten that candy maker part, but he once played a Tootsie role.
2025-01-23 03:37	147	9	15	3	0	Dustin Hoffman was considered for the Willy Wonka remake. He may not have gotten that candy maker part, but he once played a Tootsie role.
2025-01-23 12:04	180	10	17	0	0	Just found out cock fighting is with chickens. 12 months of training wasted
2025-01-24 03:29	205	11	20	7	0	Just found out cock fighting is with chickens. 12 months of training wasted
2025-01-24 10:30	104	9	13	1	0	Chinese take out: $12 Tip: $3 Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order: Riceless
2025-01-25 13:17	67	12	19	1	0	Every time you check your pockets for your wallet, keys, and phone, you do 25% of the Macarena.
2025-01-26 00:13	291	19	27	-1	0	Every time you check your pockets for your wallet, keys, and phone, you do 25% of the Macarena.
2025-01-26 12:51	163	12	19	2	0	Nobody seems to talk about Shania's sister, Tutu Twain.
2025-01-26 21:55	400	17	27	1	0	Nobody seems to talk about Shania's sister, Tutu Twain.
2025-01-27 12:04	70	8	10	0	0	Someone asked me if I knew about probiotics, I said “I didn’t even know there were amateur ones.”
2025-01-28 00:32	212	143	657	104	0	Someone asked me if I knew about probiotics, I said “I didn’t even know there were amateur ones.”
2025-01-28 05:35	249	18	26	-7	0	Someone asked me if I knew about probiotics, I said “I didn’t even know there were amateur ones.”
2025-01-28 10:41	143	12	19	-3	0	I got carded at the grocery store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind. 🤨
2025-01-28 18:17	207	19	31	-2	0	I got carded at the grocery store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind. 🤨
2025-01-29 02:29	285	17	26	-5	0	I got carded at the grocery store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind. 🤨
2025-01-29 12:32	212	15	26	-2	0	My friends have been making fun of me for pretending to be a Flamingo so I had to put my foot down.
2025-01-29 17:26	18	9	11	0	0	My friends have been making fun of me for pretending to be a Flamingo so I had to put my foot down.
2025-01-29 18:29	195	9	18	-1	0	My friends have been making fun of me for pretending to be a Flamingo so I had to put my foot down.
2025-01-29 23:27	307	19	29	1	0	My friends have been making fun of me for pretending to be a Flamingo so I had to put my foot down.
2025-01-30 10:39	135	11	17	1	0	Strippers have names of expensive things like Diamond or Mercedes, now the new strippers are being introduced as Gas or Eggs
2025-01-30 13:41	193	11	20	3	0	Strippers have names of expensive things like Diamond or Mercedes, now the new strippers are being introduced as Gas or Eggs
2025-01-31 01:47	147	14	22	1	0	Strippers have names of expensive things like Diamond or Mercedes, now the new strippers are being introduced as Gas or Eggs
2025-01-31 08:33	301	11	21	5	0	I had to drive 50 miles through Ice and Snow to get a computer part I needed..... it was a Hard Drive
2025-01-31 18:15	149	12	21	0	0	I had to drive 50 miles through Ice and Snow to get a computer part I needed..... it was a Hard Drive
2025-01-31 23:40	174	16	22	-2	0	I had to drive 50 miles through Ice and Snow to get a computer part I needed..... it was a Hard Drive
2025-02-01 04:37	277	15	21	1	0	I had to drive 50 miles through Ice and Snow to get a computer part I needed..... it was a Hard Drive
2025-02-01 13:30	75	10	15	-1	0	how many skunks does it take to make a stink???? Just a phew
2025-02-01 22:06	448	18	23	-1	0	how many skunks does it take to make a stink???? Just a phew
2025-02-02 12:53	241	14	20	1	0	Five mathematicians wanted to ride a roller coaster that would only seat four. They had to carry the one.
2025-02-02 21:56	128	14	19	-2	0	Five mathematicians wanted to ride a roller coaster that would only seat four. They had to carry the one.
2025-02-03 12:02	72	6	10	0	0	I went to the Doctors because my leg was mooing....it was just a calf injury
2025-02-04 02:10	135	11	18	-1	0	I went to the Doctors because my leg was mooing....it was just a calf injury
2025-02-04 12:13	151	6	10	-1	0	I went to the Doctors because my leg was mooing....it was just a calf injury
2025-02-05 12:05	199	8	13	2	0	Kind of scary when the weatherman is the closest one to telling the truth on the news these days.
2025-02-05 18:16	628	19	34	2	0	Kind of scary when the weatherman is the closest one to telling the truth on the news these days.
2025-02-06 12:02	192	13	20	1	0	Why did Noah ban fishing on the Ark? He only had two worms.
2025-02-07 02:22	142	16	21	2	0	Why did Noah ban fishing on the Ark? He only had two worms.
2025-02-07 12:38	116	9	13	0	0	Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.
2025-02-07 19:06	198	15	23	1	0	Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.
2025-02-08 02:54	130	12	17	0	0	Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.
2025-02-08 12:44	80	13	17	1	0	My friends have been making fun of me for pretending to be a Flamingo so I had to put my foot down.
2025-02-09 12:45	89	9	17	-3	0	It's 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to find out what's really going on...
2025-02-10 00:07	267	21	70	-3	0	It's 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to find out what's really going on...
2025-02-10 18:06	38	5	9	0	0	It's 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to find out what's really going on...
2025-02-11 02:18	126	14	19	2	0	It's 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to find out what's really going on...
2025-02-11 12:13	91	9	11	0	0	My old geometry teacher recently started dating another geometry teacher. They make acute couple.
2025-02-11 16:23	161	14	19	2	0	My old geometry teacher recently started dating another geometry teacher. They make acute couple.
2025-02-12 02:20	75	13	19	-1	0	My old geometry teacher recently started dating another geometry teacher. They make acute couple.
2025-02-13 02:34	120	13	20	0	0	what happens when the smog lifts in California?? UCLA
2025-02-13 09:15	269	5	10	-1	0	Profitz asked Turk "if he knew where the IT guy was?" Turk answered "he ransomware"
2025-02-14 02:38	116	11	17	-1	0	Profitz asked Turk "if he knew where the IT guy was?" Turk answered "he ransomware"
2025-02-14 12:04	100	9	22	-1	0	My friend Sierra tried to throw her empty soda can in the trash. Unfortunately, Sierra Mist.
2025-02-14 23:52	263	23	34	4	0	My friend Sierra tried to throw her empty soda can in the trash. Unfortunately, Sierra Mist.
2025-02-15 10:00	214	15	21	5	0	My friend Sierra tried to throw her empty soda can in the trash. Unfortunately, Sierra Mist.
2025-02-15 18:41	113	15	22	-1	0	when i was young, i was poor but after years of hard, honest, and painstaking work i'm no longer young
2025-02-16 02:40	94	20	25	2	0	when i was young, i was poor but after years of hard, honest, and painstaking work i'm no longer young
2025-02-16 22:41	233	21	30	3	0	Since inflation is so crazy right now, I have decided to sell my dad jokes to help buying bread. Today's special is a pun per nickel.
2025-02-17 12:02	102	13	20	-1	0	News flash! Police toilets vandalised and destroyed....the police have nothing to go on.....
2025-02-18 02:01	63	17	23	0	0	News flash! Police toilets vandalised and destroyed....the police have nothing to go on.....
2025-02-18 12:25	419	18	26	6	0	The last time I had faith in the news was when it was with Huey Lewis.
2025-02-19 00:08	286	18	27	-1	0	The last time I had faith in the news was when it was with Huey Lewis.
2025-02-19 12:02	82	9	14	0	0	I only drink holy milk. It's pastorized
2025-02-19 14:30	25	7	11	0	0	I only drink holy milk. It's pastorized
2025-02-19 23:29	175	18	26	1	0	I only drink holy milk. It's pastorized
2025-02-20 03:04	80	12	16	-1	0	I only drink holy milk. It's pastorized
2025-02-20 08:49	325	9	18	2	0	Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. Sorry for the inconvenience
2025-02-20 16:38	166	16	26	-2	0	Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. Sorry for the inconvenience
2025-02-21 01:05	179	14	21	-2	0	Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. Sorry for the inconvenience
2025-02-21 12:33	121	10	14	1	0	Elon Musk Plans Bridge Across Gulf of America. It will go from Tampa to Galveston, and be called SpandX.
2025-02-22 00:35	239	20	27	2	0	Elon Musk Plans Bridge Across Gulf of America. It will go from Tampa to Galveston, and be called SpandX.
2025-02-22 15:09	75	6	9	1	0	My house was broken into and they stole all my eggs.🥚 I found a saucepan filled with warm water too. Police said, it was poachers
2025-02-23 11:46	98	8	10	0	0	What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.
2025-02-23 18:48	576	16	25	-2	0	What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.
2025-02-24 12:07	87	9	13	0	0	What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.
2025-02-25 02:57	87	13	20	3	0	What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.
2025-02-25 09:58	226	9	16	2	0	my old job tried to sign me up for a 401k. I turned it down I can't run that far
2025-02-25 20:08	486	15	26	2	0	my old job tried to sign me up for a 401k. I turned it down I can't run that far
2025-02-26 12:08	106	30	41	4	0	Silence is golden, unless you have kids! Then silence is suspicious and they 100% up to something
2025-02-27 00:12	242	19	22	0	0	Silence is golden, unless you have kids! Then silence is suspicious and they 100% up to something
2025-02-27 09:31	373	13	21	1	0	I wonder if colorblind people read Colorado as just "ado." RIP Gene Hackman
2025-02-27 17:42	192	14	20	-2	0	I wonder if colorblind people read Colorado as just "ado." RIP Gene Hackman
2025-02-28 01:39	135	13	18	1	0	I wonder if colorblind people read Colorado as just "ado." RIP Gene Hackman
2025-02-28 10:56	348	13	22	-1	0	what did the dolphin say when it made a mistake?? I didn't do it on porpoise
2025-02-28 21:54	350	15	31	0	0	what did the dolphin say when it made a mistake?? I didn't do it on porpoise
2025-03-01 09:40	234	10	13	-1	0	"F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.
2025-03-01 18:46	58	7	11	-2	0	"F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.
2025-03-02 02:14	100	20	32	2	0	"F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.
2025-03-02 12:36	118	9	14	1	0	the commercial says "Every kiss begins with Kay." Not true, some begin with alcohol and bad judgement
2025-03-02 18:16	568	15	25	1	0	the commercial says "Every kiss begins with Kay." Not true, some begin with alcohol and bad judgement
2025-03-03 21:35	19	5	8	0	0	Biologists have crossed a watermelon with a cauliflower. we now have a sense of sadness to eat called meloncauli
2025-03-04 02:20	144	20	29	0	0	Biologists have crossed a watermelon with a cauliflower. we now have a sense of sadness to eat called meloncauli
2025-03-04 12:04	100	8	11	0	0	a cement mixer collided with a prison van last night, Motorist are told to be looking for Hardened Criminals
2025-03-04 19:29	495	16	24	4	0	a cement mixer collided with a prison van last night, Motorist are told to be looking for Hardened Criminals
2025-03-05 12:06	88	9	13	0	0	Wizard of Oz is 86 years old! if Dorothy were to see people with no brains , heart or courage she would not be in Oz. She would be in D.C.
2025-03-05 19:12	182	15	23	1	0	Wizard of Oz is 86 years old! if Dorothy were to see people with no brains , heart or courage she would not be in Oz. She would be in D.C.
2025-03-06 02:00	125	10	19	1	0	Wizard of Oz is 86 years old! if Dorothy were to see people with no brains , heart or courage she would not be in Oz. She would be in D.C.
2025-03-06 12:05	79	9	15	0	0	They say If you smoke 💨 it will kill you. if you eat bacon 🥓 it will kill you. If you smoke 💨 🥓 bacon, it's cured.
2025-03-07 00:52	282	13	19	1	0	They say If you smoke 💨 it will kill you. if you eat bacon 🥓 it will kill you. If you smoke 💨 🥓 bacon, it's cured.
2025-03-07 12:02	112	8	14	1	0	My lady friend has just fainted on the luggage carousel at the airport! But I think she's OK - she's coming round slowly.
2025-03-07 18:19	305	17	25	-1	0	My lady friend has just fainted on the luggage carousel at the airport! But I think she's OK - she's coming round slowly.
2025-03-08 02:54	70	12	16	0	0	My lady friend has just fainted on the luggage carousel at the airport! But I think she's OK - she's coming round slowly.
2025-03-08 12:14	50	7	10	-2	0	When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, sodium benzoate, gum arabic, artificial flavor, and yellow dye #5, make lemonade.
2025-03-08 17:55	239	18	29	-2	0	When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, sodium benzoate, gum arabic, artificial flavor, and yellow dye #5, make lemonade.
2025-03-09 01:16	148	14	17	-1	0	When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, sodium benzoate, gum arabic, artificial flavor, and yellow dye #5, make lemonade.
2025-03-10 00:55	189	19	24	0	0	When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, sodium benzoate, gum arabic, artificial flavor, and yellow dye #5, make lemonade.
2025-03-10 11:13	101	9	13	2	0	What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both can do hat tricks!
2025-03-10 22:00	305	20	29	8	0	What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both can do hat tricks!
2025-03-11 11:03	111	9	13	0	0	my son asked me why we had an old tube of toothpaste hanging above our mantel. I said it was our family Crest.
2025-03-11 16:30	5	6	6	0	0	my son asked me why we had an old tube of toothpaste hanging above our mantel. I said it was our family Crest.
2025-03-12 00:34	100	16	30	3	0	my son asked me why we had an old tube of toothpaste hanging above our mantel. I said it was our family Crest.
2025-03-12 03:25	209	13	19	2	0	my son asked me why we had an old tube of toothpaste hanging above our mantel. I said it was our family Crest.
2025-03-12 11:18	76	8	10	-1	0	my son asked me why we had an old tube of toothpaste hanging above our mantel. I said it was our family Crest.
2025-03-12 23:16	248	20	30	0	0	my son asked me why we had an old tube of toothpaste hanging above our mantel. I said it was our family Crest.
2025-03-13 11:08	86	8	13	-1	0	Many people think that babies are cold when they’re born, but that’s not true. They are born at womb temperature.
2025-03-13 18:30	185	18	24	4	0	Many people think that babies are cold when they’re born, but that’s not true. They are born at womb temperature.
2025-03-14 01:00	215	19	26	4	0	Many people think that babies are cold when they’re born, but that’s not true. They are born at womb temperature.
2025-03-14 09:03	221	9	13	5	0	Visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home & moved it to a lower shelf
2025-03-14 15:24	150	15	18	2	0	Visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home & moved it to a lower shelf
2025-03-15 02:09	245	21	30	5	0	Visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home & moved it to a lower shelf
2025-03-15 12:03	201	19	28	6	0	I think Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who got fired from the workshop for drinking on the job
2025-03-15 16:26	178	14	21	0	0	I think Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who got fired from the workshop for drinking on the job
2025-03-16 02:04	120	16	22	0	0	Santa playing some Valorant badly
2025-03-16 09:51	183	11	15	1	0	Santa playing some Valorant badly
2025-03-16 13:32	72	9	12	0	0	Santa playing some Valorant badly
2025-03-16 22:40	255	20	31	2	0	Santa playing some Valorant badly
2025-03-17 11:04	90	6	11	2	0	Santa playing some Valorant badly
2025-03-17 22:56	98	14	24	0	0	Santa playing some Valorant badly
2025-03-18 02:01	173	14	22	4	0	Santa playing some Valorant badly
2025-03-18 11:16	68	8	13	-1	0	I crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck. I was just itching to tell someone.
2025-03-18 22:14	60	15	21	-2	0	I crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck. I was just itching to tell someone.
2025-03-19 01:50	214	17	30	-3	0	I crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck. I was just itching to tell someone.
2025-03-19 11:21	83	10	19	1	0	Engineers just made a car that runs on parsley. Hopefully they can make buses and trains that run on thyme.
2025-03-20 01:36	78	13	17	0	0	Engineers just made a car that runs on parsley. Hopefully they can make buses and trains that run on thyme.
2025-03-20 11:20	85	9	14	0	0	Ricardo Montalban struggled to find work after his role in Star Trek 2. No one wanted to hire an ex-Khan
2025-03-21 02:50	85	5	7	0	0	Ricardo Montalban struggled to find work after his role in Star Trek 2. No one wanted to hire an ex-Khan
2025-03-21 08:21	253	11	18	1	0	Ricardo Montalban struggled to find work after his role in Star Trek 2. No one wanted to hire an ex-Khan
2025-03-22 00:53	161	12	19	0	0	why can't you borrow money from Leprechauns? They are always short
2025-03-22 11:14	270	9	16	2	0	I went to the toy store and asked the clerk where the Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.
2025-03-23 00:38	116	12	21	0	0	I went to the toy store and asked the clerk where the Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.
2025-03-23 15:47	247	15	26	-1	0	It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. So I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what the problem is 💯
2025-03-24 00:10	74	10	12	0	0	It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. So I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what the problem is 💯
2025-03-24 11:08	56	6	10	-1	0	On This Day In 1876: Alexander Graham Bell Makes The First Ever Telephone Call Moments Later, Learns Auto Warranty Has Expired 🤣
2025-03-24 13:30	34	3	3	0	0	On This Day In 1876: Alexander Graham Bell Makes The First Ever Telephone Call Moments Later, Learns Auto Warranty Has Expired 🤣
2025-03-24 19:07	157	15	25	0	0	On This Day In 1876: Alexander Graham Bell Makes The First Ever Telephone Call Moments Later, Learns Auto Warranty Has Expired 🤣
2025-03-25 04:30	45	7	10	0	0	On This Day In 1876: Alexander Graham Bell Makes The First Ever Telephone Call Moments Later, Learns Auto Warranty Has Expired 🤣
2025-03-25 11:12	162	10	19	2	0	I went to an antique auction yesterday... Three people bid on me 🤣
2025-03-25 23:10	195	11	18	2	0	I went to an antique auction yesterday... Three people bid on me 🤣
2025-03-26 11:19	75	4	5	-1	0	If someone from Holland married a Filipino, would their kids be called Hollapiños?
2025-03-26 16:39	115	8	16	0	0	If someone from Holland married a Filipino, would their kids be called Hollapiños?
2025-03-27 05:42	102	7	11	2	0	If someone from Holland married a Filipino, would their kids be called Hollapiños?
2025-03-27 11:10	185	11	17	1	0	If someone from Holland married a Filipino, would their kids be called Hollapiños?
2025-03-27 18:01	133	12	16	-1	0	I think it's funny that they're now putting jokes on the back of bacon packages. Listen to this one: Serving Size: 2 slices
2025-03-28 11:19	135	5	8	1	0	the fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth
2025-03-28 17:11	253	11	16	-4	0	the fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth
2025-03-29 11:32	72	6	9	-1	0	just checked my bank account. It showed $L,MOA.00
2025-03-30 02:13	171	14	21	1	0	just checked my bank account. It showed $L,MOA.00
2025-03-30 11:31	203	16	26	-1	0	My friend Rory was telling my other friend Alice about the beautiful northern lights. He went on for hours. a case of A Rory boring Alice
2025-03-31 02:17	67	13	18	1	0	My friend Rory was telling my other friend Alice about the beautiful northern lights. He went on for hours. a case of A Rory boring Alice
2025-03-31 11:16	98	11	16	1	0	I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.
2025-04-01 01:28	116	9	13	0	0	I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.
2025-04-01 11:08	166	10	15	6	0	the news said that, at the end of the day, what 's going to keep you safe is common sense. Some of y' all are in trouble
2025-04-01 16:16	308	11	20	3	0	the news said that, at the end of the day, what 's going to keep you safe is common sense. Some of y' all are in trouble
2025-04-01 22:21	113	10	19	-2	0	the news said that, at the end of the day, what 's going to keep you safe is common sense. Some of y' all are in trouble
2025-04-02 01:27	127	9	24	10	0	the news said that, at the end of the day, what 's going to keep you safe is common sense. Some of y' all are in trouble
2025-04-02 08:56	118	11	19	-1	0	Baby Changing Stations are a big hoax. The parents always come out with the same kid!
2025-04-03 01:32	112	14	22	3	0	Baby Changing Stations are a big hoax. The parents always come out with the same kid!
2025-04-03 08:40	384	11	24	4	0	I was best man at my bro's wedding . At the reception, I raised a champagne glass and said “Eggs, cinnamon, bread, syrup" A French toast
2025-04-03 18:24	160	7	11	-1	0	I was best man at my bro's wedding . At the reception, I raised a champagne glass and said “Eggs, cinnamon, bread, syrup" A French toast
2025-04-04 11:08	106	6	9	0	0	Apparently, it's only appropriate to say, "Look at you! You got so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended
2025-04-05 01:41	103	12	17	-1	0	Apparently, it's only appropriate to say, "Look at you! You got so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended
2025-04-06 15:50	95	14	21	0	0	1Okay, I'm confused about how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living
2025-04-08 01:06	88	8	14	0	0	1Okay, I'm confused about how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living
2025-04-08 11:07	77	5	12	-1	0	I went swimming 🏊‍♀️ today and decided to have a wee in the deep end. The lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in 😜
2025-04-09 01:20	85	9	16	-2	0	I went swimming 🏊‍♀️ today and decided to have a wee in the deep end. The lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in 😜
2025-04-09 11:10	104	6	10	1	0	I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
2025-04-09 19:19	135	12	17	0	0	I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
2025-04-10 02:11	103	7	11	0	0	I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
2025-04-10 11:12	112	13	28	3	0	what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They Kaleidoscope
2025-04-10 18:50	155	12	21	0	0	what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They Kaleidoscope
2025-04-11 06:51	423	22	33	16	0	what did 1 eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells
2025-04-11 23:25	409	10	16	2	0	what did 1 eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells
2025-04-12 15:30	295	13	24	3	0	what did 1 eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells
2025-04-13 01:06	328	14	23	9	0	what did 1 eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells
2025-04-14 01:00	185	17	23	1	0	what did 1 eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells
2025-04-14 11:23	201	10	16	1	0	Marriage is when one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
2025-04-14 22:06	328	15	22	4	0	Marriage is when one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
2025-04-15 08:19	255	7	11	1	0	I can't remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.. I am so LIVID
2025-04-15 17:00	125	8	16	0	0	I can't remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.. I am so LIVID
2025-04-16 00:47	107	15	24	1	0	I can't remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.. I am so LIVID
2025-04-16 11:16	78	5	7	0	0	what kind of fruit like to go down slides??? A Ki WIIIIIII
2025-04-16 22:37	327	16	24	9	0	what kind of fruit like to go down slides??? A Ki WIIIIIII
2025-04-18 11:11	123	7	13	0	0	Yoko Ono has a daughter who sells Japanese dresses. Her name is Kim.
2025-04-19 11:28	346	10	25	-1	0	Yoko Ono has a daughter who sells Japanese dresses. Her name is Kim.
2025-04-19 22:50	124	8	12	1	0	Yoko Ono has a daughter who sells Japanese dresses. Her name is Kim.
2025-04-20 02:04	40	10	16	0	0	Yoko Ono has a daughter who sells Japanese dresses. Her name is Kim.
2025-04-20 09:26	338	11	19	5	0	Yoko Ono has a daughter who sells Japanese dresses. Her name is Kim.
2025-04-20 21:38	366	18	29	3	0	Yoko Ono has a daughter who sells Japanese dresses. Her name is Kim.
2025-04-21 08:59	495	18	25	-3	0	A neighbor suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I’m going back to heavy cream.
2025-04-21 22:24	250	14	20	0	0	A neighbor suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I’m going back to heavy cream.
2025-04-22 06:45	249	14	25	8	0	A neighbor suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I’m going back to heavy cream.
2025-04-22 11:47	87	13	18	0	0	A neighbor suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I’m going back to heavy cream.
2025-04-22 17:34	280	17	24	4	0	A neighbor suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I’m going back to heavy cream.
2025-04-23 08:03	261	9	17	4	0	I am getting sick I think my voice is shot today plz be nice
2025-04-24 01:30	135	17	27	4	0	I am getting sick I think my voice is shot today plz be nice
2025-04-24 08:57	197	14	23	5	0	I am getting sick I think my voice is shot today plz be nice
2025-04-25 06:57	377	12	21	10	0	I am getting sick I think my voice is shot today plz be nice
2025-04-25 17:47	557	15	22	3	0	I am getting sick I think my voice is shot today plz be nice
2025-04-26 09:48	416	20	96	128	0	I am getting sick I think my voice is shot today plz be nice
2025-04-27 11:48	896	23	39	8	0	Doctors just found a food that causes grief and suffering for years in men,,, its called a wedding cake
2025-04-28 11:04	240	17	25	0	0	How much does it cost Pirates to get their ears pierced? About a Buccaneer
2025-04-28 20:29	365	10	17	3	0	How much does it cost Pirates to get their ears pierced? About a Buccaneer
2025-04-29 11:02	122	7	12	1	0	I am doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning, Nestle in the evening
2025-04-29 19:23	351	14	32	13	0	I am doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning, Nestle in the evening
2025-04-30 10:57	687	15	30	276	0	never play tennis with a cymbal....it makes a terrible racket
2025-05-01 09:15	429	14	28	-1	0	never play tennis with a cymbal....it makes a terrible racket
2025-05-01 19:07	227	14	21	2	0	never play tennis with a cymbal....it makes a terrible racket
2025-05-02 11:10	5	0	0	0	0	Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
2025-05-02 11:43	61	5	6	4	0	Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
2025-05-02 16:00	95	8	13	2	0	Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
2025-05-03 02:46	158	13	19	3	0	Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
2025-05-03 11:59	45	9	16	0	0	Just finished my seventh marathon in seven days. Oh wait, they're called a Milky Way now.
2025-05-03 17:48	216	11	17	-1	0	Just finished my seventh marathon in seven days. Oh wait, they're called a Milky Way now.
2025-05-04 16:38	136	13	22	1	0	I bought shoes from a drug dealer; don’t know what he laced them, and now I’m tripping all day!
2025-05-05 10:55	109	14	23	7	0	Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
2025-05-05 20:00	375	18	32	6	0	Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
2025-05-07 01:17	117	12	21	2	0	Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
2025-05-07 11:01	83	10	13	0	0	pumpkin circumference ÷ pumpkin diameter = pumpkin π
2025-05-07 19:35	119	15	23	2	0	pumpkin circumference ÷ pumpkin diameter = pumpkin π
2025-05-08 11:01	153	11	16	-1	0	What do you call a small soda without a small apple in it? Miniappleless Minisoda.
2025-05-08 18:00	65	8	13	0	0	What do you call a small soda without a small apple in it? Miniappleless Minisoda.
2025-05-08 23:57	157	9	14	-1	0	What do you call a small soda without a small apple in it? Miniappleless Minisoda.
2025-05-09 09:15	179	9	15	-1	0	Why do they keep building roundabouts? Most idiots have a hard time driving in a straight line.
2025-05-10 08:51	353	12	21	3	0	Tariffs are working so well that even the Pope is Made in America 😉
2025-05-11 08:28	326	9	19	1	0	If you order an Axe from France and have it shipped, you'll have a foreign axe sent.
2025-05-11 20:07	407	15	22	2	0	If you order an Axe from France and have it shipped, you'll have a foreign axe sent.
2025-05-12 11:03	131	9	14	-1	0	Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
2025-05-13 00:38	146	10	17	-3	0	Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
2025-05-13 07:45	419	12	25	3	0	"You know you’re old when you watch the History Channel and you remember half of it."
2025-05-13 15:47	117	12	14	-1	0	"You know you’re old when you watch the History Channel and you remember half of it."
2025-05-13 22:37	277	14	20	4	0	"You know you’re old when you watch the History Channel and you remember half of it."
2025-05-14 08:43	221	14	25	0	0	Fun Fact: My mom did not raise a quitter, but she did raise a pretty good procrastinator.
2025-05-15 11:08	476	13	21	-1	0	The doctor said I need to eat more greens, so I'm switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.
2025-05-16 09:45	229	13	21	2	0	I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm. Must work well with udders.
2025-05-16 18:10	214	12	17	5	0	I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm. Must work well with udders.
2025-05-17 03:13	131	11	19	1	0	I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm. Must work well with udders.
2025-05-17 12:15	429	12	23	1	0	Since con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?!
2025-05-17 23:55	179	16	25	6	0	Since con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?!
2025-05-18 08:27	237	11	18	2	0	My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week. Now we just call him Phil.
2025-05-18 23:17	127	16	26	3	0	My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week. Now we just call him Phil.
2025-05-19 11:06	228	12	18	4	0	What do you call a $1000 door? A grand entrance.
2025-05-20 05:13	181	12	17	3	0	What do you call a $1000 door? A grand entrance.
2025-05-20 12:50	195	13	19	-2	0	What do you call a $1000 door? A grand entrance.
2025-05-21 05:35	639	13	19	10	0	What do you call a $1000 door? A grand entrance.
2025-05-22 02:26	128	14	23	1	0	What do you call a $1000 door? A grand entrance.
2025-05-22 11:05	349	48	157	3	0	There was a knight who always refused battle. His name was Sir Render.
2025-05-22 22:03	141	15	21	1	0	There was a knight who always refused battle. His name was Sir Render.
2025-05-23 01:35	159	9	14	0	0	There was a knight who always refused battle. His name was Sir Render.
2025-05-23 11:06	158	11	17	0	0	I've been playing a game called Silent Tennis. It's like regular tennis without the racquet.
2025-05-24 01:19	145	13	22	1	0	I've been playing a game called Silent Tennis. It's like regular tennis without the racquet.
2025-05-24 09:59	195	8	14	5	0	My phone has this cool app that shows me what I would look like as an old person…. It's called Camera.
2025-05-25 08:18	86	9	15	2	0	At the ocean today, a large wave picked me up and bashed me on some shells. I was knocked on conches.
2025-05-25 12:37	398	21	34	2	0	At the ocean today, a large wave picked me up and bashed me on some shells. I was knocked on conches.
2025-05-25 23:19	115	15	22	1	0	At the ocean today, a large wave picked me up and bashed me on some shells. I was knocked on conches.
2025-05-26 08:59	445	19	30	6	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-05-26 21:12	312	15	23	-1	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-05-27 11:01	133	11	18	0	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-05-28 01:55	179	14	23	2	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-05-28 11:00	95	58	145	19	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-05-28 17:03	281	23	39	6	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-05-29 02:19	95	11	17	1	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-05-29 11:00	85	12	17	0	0	I was unable to get a reservation at the library today. They were completely booked.
2025-05-29 19:36	108	18	28	-1	0	I was unable to get a reservation at the library today. They were completely booked.
2025-05-30 11:09	65	7	10	2	0	I am not so sure about an inner child...but I do have an inner idiot that surfaces from time to time.
2025-05-30 13:34	120	6	11	4	0	I am not so sure about an inner child...but I do have an inner idiot that surfaces from time to time.
2025-05-30 18:52	82	15	28	0	0	I am not so sure about an inner child...but I do have an inner idiot that surfaces from time to time.
2025-05-30 21:41	243	14	23	0	0	I am not so sure about an inner child...but I do have an inner idiot that surfaces from time to time.
2025-05-31 09:12	312	16	25	5	0	I am not so sure about an inner child...but I do have an inner idiot that surfaces from time to time.
2025-05-31 18:53	191	12	16	2	0	I am not so sure about an inner child...but I do have an inner idiot that surfaces from time to time.
2025-06-01 17:56	258	19	27	6	0	My cell phone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday. It was some pretty good footage.
2025-06-03 01:44	120	15	21	-1	0	My cell phone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday. It was some pretty good footage.
2025-06-03 18:30	115	18	53	9	0	I've always wondered if songbirds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the words.
2025-06-04 01:23	111	19	25	0	0	I've always wondered if songbirds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the words.
2025-06-04 10:18	126	8	14	-1	0	Just saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun eating ice cream. Think they were Baskin' Robins.
2025-06-05 06:15	149	13	21	-2	0	Just saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun eating ice cream. Think they were Baskin' Robins.
2025-06-05 11:14	220	10	16	1	0	Just saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun eating ice cream. Think they were Baskin' Robins.
2025-06-05 18:13	331	19	26	3	0	Just saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun eating ice cream. Think they were Baskin' Robins.
2025-06-06 08:06	288	10	18	8	0	I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.
2025-06-06 17:36	258	18	27	2	0	I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.
2025-06-07 15:30	85	9	13	-1	0	I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.
2025-06-08 01:51	163	15	22	5	0	i have decided to avoid anything that makes me looks fat. pictures, mirrors scales....
2025-06-08 16:05	149	10	15	1	0	i have decided to avoid anything that makes me looks fat. pictures, mirrors scales....
2025-06-09 01:28	106	10	14	3	0	i have decided to avoid anything that makes me looks fat. pictures, mirrors scales....
2025-06-10 01:42	122	11	20	0	0	i have decided to avoid anything that makes me looks fat. pictures, mirrors scales....
2025-06-10 11:07	197	11	17	2	0	The commercial that says, 'Every kiss begins with Kay,' is not true; Some begin with alcohol and bad judgment.
2025-06-10 18:49	105	13	17	0	0	The commercial that says, 'Every kiss begins with Kay,' is not true; Some begin with alcohol and bad judgment.
2025-06-11 13:15	229	11	17	0	0	The commercial that says, 'Every kiss begins with Kay,' is not true; Some begin with alcohol and bad judgment.
2025-06-12 00:21	163	12	19	-1	0	The commercial that says, 'Every kiss begins with Kay,' is not true; Some begin with alcohol and bad judgment.
2025-06-12 11:03	191	16	22	-1	0	Just saw three people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
2025-06-13 11:03	131	10	15	2	0	Just saw three people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
2025-06-14 01:58	77	11	24	0	0	Just saw three people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
2025-06-14 11:26	158	11	17	0	0	What do you call iguanas that freeze and go limp in winter? A reptile dysfunction.
2025-06-14 18:06	318	14	22	-2	0	What do you call iguanas that freeze and go limp in winter? A reptile dysfunction.
2025-06-15 12:25	149	16	21	3	0	Sunday thank your Dad for bringing you into this world because your Mom probably wasn't even in the mood.
2025-06-16 11:10	114	7	11	0	0	I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant. 🧀 We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.
2025-06-17 01:25	149	16	23	-2	0	I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant. 🧀 We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.
2025-06-17 16:55	209	9	17	-5	0	The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry go-round. They traveled in different circles.
2025-06-18 11:09	85	7	10	2	0	Riverdance was apparently invented by an Irish family with 7 kids... and just one toilet. 🚽💃☘️☘️ Kinda makes sense
2025-06-18 18:16	198	14	24	-2	0	Riverdance was apparently invented by an Irish family with 7 kids... and just one toilet. 🚽💃☘️☘️ Kinda makes sense
2025-06-19 02:43	131	5	10	-1	0	Riverdance was apparently invented by an Irish family with 7 kids... and just one toilet. 🚽💃☘️☘️ Kinda makes sense
2025-06-19 11:14	90	6	8	0	0	A 3 foot, 3 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
2025-06-19 17:10	104	15	19	1	0	A 3 foot, 3 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
2025-06-20 02:03	61	5	9	-1	0	A 3 foot, 3 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
2025-06-20 11:05	219	10	16	-2	0	When I found a brand of dryer sheets that worked, I was ex-static
2025-06-20 19:30	85	10	14	1	0	When I found a brand of dryer sheets that worked, I was ex-static
2025-06-21 01:08	156	11	21	1	0	When I found a brand of dryer sheets that worked, I was ex-static
2025-06-21 12:11	163	24	68	1	0	Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, get some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.
2025-06-21 15:21	103	18	22	-1	0	Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, get some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.
2025-06-22 09:22	162	11	18	3	0	What's worse than a box full of snakes? 🐍 📦 A box that was supposed to be full of snakes.
2025-06-22 20:07	197	12	17	0	0	What's worse than a box full of snakes? 🐍 📦 A box that was supposed to be full of snakes.
2025-06-23 10:59	75	6	11	0	0	My grand daughter was doing history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. I said: "He was a poor boy from a poor family.”
2025-06-24 01:36	118	13	16	-1	0	My grand daughter was doing history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. I said: "He was a poor boy from a poor family.”
2025-06-24 11:17	77	7	10	0	0	The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake lasagna in your mailbox. 🥵
2025-06-25 02:28	76	10	13	-1	0	The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake lasagna in your mailbox. 🥵
2025-06-25 16:47	97	11	20	1	0	I heard the next Star Wars spin-off is going to be a bit Country. It will feature Garth Vader.
2025-06-25 21:17	107	8	12	-1	0	I heard the next Star Wars spin-off is going to be a bit Country. It will feature Garth Vader.
2025-06-26 07:07	107	5	9	2	0	Be thankful it's not snowing outside. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
2025-06-26 11:12	72	4	6	0	0	Be thankful it's not snowing outside. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
2025-06-26 21:29	85	8	13	1	0	Be thankful it's not snowing outside. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
2025-06-27 00:26	69	8	10	0	0	Be thankful it's not snowing outside. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
2025-06-28 12:44	20	7	8	0	0	I took up gardening. After 6 months, 42 trips to Home Depot, 38 blisters, and throwing my back out, today I was able to eat my $632.00 salad
2025-06-28 14:32	262	20	46	0	0	I took up gardening. After 6 months, 42 trips to Home Depot, 38 blisters, and throwing my back out, today I was able to eat my $632.00 salad
2025-06-29 08:39	65	6	7	1	0	It was a sad and very disappointing day when I learned that my Universal Remote Control did not in fact control the Universe
2025-06-29 13:29	125	10	17	0	0	It was a sad and very disappointing day when I learned that my Universal Remote Control did not in fact control the Universe
2025-06-29 18:40	244	16	22	-2	0	It was a sad and very disappointing day when I learned that my Universal Remote Control did not in fact control the Universe
2025-06-30 00:56	138	10	13	-2	0	It was a sad and very disappointing day when I learned that my Universal Remote Control did not in fact control the Universe
2025-06-30 19:08	36	6	9	0	0	The electrician was talking too much. I said mind your Ohm bussiness.
2025-06-30 23:21	143	14	22	1	0	The electrician was talking too much. I said mind your Ohm bussiness.
2025-07-01 11:12	162	7	10	1	0	The electrician was talking too much. I said mind your Ohm bussiness.
2025-07-01 16:19	155	10	13	-3	0	The electrician was talking too much. I said mind your Ohm bussiness.
2025-07-01 22:05	309	11	20	-3	0	The electrician was talking too much. I said mind your Ohm bussiness.
2025-07-02 13:48	106	7	11	1	0	A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart I'd like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.
2025-07-02 16:26	368	10	19	1	0	A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart I'd like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.
2025-07-03 11:15	189	7	11	-1	0	I know I'm getting old, when I did a quiz on finding out my spirit animal and the response I got was "extinct"
2025-07-03 22:33	301	12	20	-1	0	I know I'm getting old, when I did a quiz on finding out my spirit animal and the response I got was "extinct"
2025-07-05 17:57	157	9	13	-1	0	I know I'm getting old, when I did a quiz on finding out my spirit animal and the response I got was "extinct"
2025-07-06 02:55	99	10	15	0	0	I know I'm getting old, when I did a quiz on finding out my spirit animal and the response I got was "extinct"
2025-07-06 14:11	113	6	12	-1	0	If you ask me, Baby Changing Stations are the biggest hoax. The parents always come out with the same kid!
2025-07-07 01:11	153	9	14	0	0	If you ask me, Baby Changing Stations are the biggest hoax. The parents always come out with the same kid!
2025-07-07 13:18	56	8	10	1	0	If you ask me, Baby Changing Stations are the biggest hoax. The parents always come out with the same kid!
2025-07-07 21:12	202	10	14	0	0	If you ask me, Baby Changing Stations are the biggest hoax. The parents always come out with the same kid!
2025-07-08 01:02	152	8	16	4	0	If you ask me, Baby Changing Stations are the biggest hoax. The parents always come out with the same kid!
2025-07-08 11:17	167	9	13	0	0	So I’m reading a book about a parrot drinking Mexican alcohol whilst laughing at passers by. It’s called Tequila mocking bird!
2025-07-08 23:14	40	7	8	0	0	So I’m reading a book about a parrot drinking Mexican alcohol whilst laughing at passers by. It’s called Tequila mocking bird!
2025-07-09 11:25	79	6	11	-1	0	So I’m reading a book about a parrot drinking Mexican alcohol whilst laughing at passers by. It’s called Tequila mocking bird!
2025-07-09 22:05	129	9	15	-2	0	So I’m reading a book about a parrot drinking Mexican alcohol whilst laughing at passers by. It’s called Tequila mocking bird!
2025-07-10 11:09	125	5	11	-1	0	I don't normally brag about my expensive trips... ...but I just got home from the grocery store.
2025-07-10 18:44	150	12	16	0	0	I don't normally brag about my expensive trips... ...but I just got home from the grocery store.
2025-07-11 02:13	91	10	15	1	0	I don't normally brag about my expensive trips... ...but I just got home from the grocery store.
2025-07-11 11:09	175	8	19	0	0	The guy who invented the ballet skirt was having trouble with a name for it, until he put tu and tu together
2025-07-11 20:32	82	9	14	0	0	The guy who invented the ballet skirt was having trouble with a name for it, until he put tu and tu together
2025-07-12 12:12	272	10	16	2	0	I went for a job interview at UPS. I said, "Sorry I'm late, I went to the wrong address" - and they made me regional manager.
2025-07-13 15:03	111	10	15	-2	0	if you get chased by a pack of taxidermists. do not play dead
2025-07-14 11:05	109	9	14	-2	0	Orville and Wilbur had a lesser known brother who was a kicker for the Dallas Cowboys. His name was Wide Wright
2025-07-15 18:11	233	12	16	-4	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-07-16 11:00	95	10	15	-1	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-07-16 16:21	153	10	17	2	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-07-17 11:06	138	11	16	0	0	Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.
2025-07-18 20:34	180	8	14	-1	0	I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
2025-07-20 09:58	216	15	29	0	0	so HAPPY Grand son born today!!! welcome Renley to the family
2025-07-21 07:47	287	18	32	2	0	so HAPPY Grand son born today!!! welcome Renley to the family
2025-07-21 13:43	41	15	17	0	0	so HAPPY Grand son born today!!! welcome Renley to the family
2025-07-21 17:11	73	8	12	0	0	so HAPPY Grand son born today!!! welcome Renley to the family
2025-07-21 20:38	56	7	9	0	0	so HAPPY Grand son born today!!! welcome Renley to the family
2025-07-22 02:16	148	12	20	1	0	so HAPPY Grand son born today!!! welcome Renley to the family
2025-07-22 15:57	417	12	21	0	0	just saw a bear with no teeth.....it was a gummy bear
2025-07-23 11:04	110	10	15	1	0	If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better, please stay tuned…
2025-07-24 10:58	86	7	10	-3	0	If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better, please stay tuned…
2025-07-24 14:19	135	8	11	1	0	If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better, please stay tuned…
2025-07-24 23:07	257	14	21	3	0	as I get older I noticed the floor is getting farther away am I getting taller?
2025-07-25 11:19	95	8	11	-1	0	How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now
2025-07-25 15:26	98	10	15	-1	0	How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now
2025-07-26 11:41	123	6	9	0	0	I thought I was losing weight... but it turned out to be a false alarm. It was just because my sweatpants came untied.
2025-07-27 11:43	91	6	12	-1	0	why do Nurses always carry red pens? So they can draw blood
2025-07-28 11:09	145	8	12	2	0	I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
2025-07-28 19:19	215	14	23	-2	0	I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
2025-07-29 11:04	130	9	13	1	0	I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
2025-07-29 16:56	68	7	11	1	0	I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
2025-07-30 01:45	79	6	8	0	0	I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
2025-07-30 11:01	133	9	12	-1	0	if you carve a pumpkin in Sept. it's called a premature ejackolantern
2025-07-30 18:28	106	8	12	0	0	if you carve a pumpkin in Sept. it's called a premature ejackolantern
2025-07-31 01:37	97	9	15	-1	0	if you carve a pumpkin in Sept. it's called a premature ejackolantern
2025-07-31 11:09	95	6	14	1	0	if you carve a pumpkin in Sept. it's called a premature ejackolantern
2025-07-31 18:27	267	8	16	0	0	if you carve a pumpkin in Sept. it's called a premature ejackolantern
2025-08-01 02:42	82	9	18	-2	0	if you carve a pumpkin in Sept. it's called a premature ejackolantern
2025-08-01 11:08	196	9	14	0	0	Tomorrow is National No Bra Day. Please show support. It was a bit of a flop last year.
2025-08-01 19:48	156	9	13	3	0	Tomorrow is National No Bra Day. Please show support. It was a bit of a flop last year.
2025-08-02 11:35	959	17	30	4	0	Hired a handyman and gave a to-do list to him. he only did 1, 3 and 5. He only does odd jobs
2025-08-03 11:27	537	17	25	2	0	Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history. He simply ran out of thyme.
2025-08-04 02:11	143	13	19	-1	0	Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history. He simply ran out of thyme.
2025-08-04 11:08	366	17	26	0	0	What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
2025-08-04 20:40	464	22	42	4	0	What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
2025-08-05 09:01	213	14	19	2	0	I'm not afraid of aging.... I'm afraid of stairs, tiny print, and chairs that sit too low!
2025-08-05 17:48	207	19	29	2	0	I'm not afraid of aging.... I'm afraid of stairs, tiny print, and chairs that sit too low!
2025-08-06 01:35	109	14	21	-1	0	I'm not afraid of aging.... I'm afraid of stairs, tiny print, and chairs that sit too low!
2025-08-06 21:18	296	19	31	2	0	Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
2025-08-07 11:09	95	13	19	0	0	running into stationary objects can be painful, according to a recent pole
2025-08-07 14:43	141	13	19	1	0	running into stationary objects can be painful, according to a recent pole
2025-08-07 21:29	295	17	33	-4	0	running into stationary objects can be painful, according to a recent pole
2025-08-08 09:50	204	11	20	2	0	running into stationary objects can be painful, according to a recent pole
2025-08-08 14:10	115	11	17	0	0	running into stationary objects can be painful, according to a recent pole
2025-08-09 01:48	206	10	17	-1	0	running into stationary objects can be painful, according to a recent pole
2025-08-09 11:52	292	13	18	1	0	what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They Kaleidoscope
2025-08-10 20:25	389	18	27	1	0	Since con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?!
2025-08-11 11:06	118	6	11	1	0	I gave the rest of my pastry to two pigeons. I smiled when I realized I had filled two birds with one scone
2025-08-12 01:11	163	11	19	0	0	I gave the rest of my pastry to two pigeons. I smiled when I realized I had filled two birds with one scone
2025-08-12 11:04	90	7	12	0	0	Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only take a WhatsApp doc.
2025-08-12 23:51	233	14	20	4	0	Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only take a WhatsApp doc.
2025-08-13 11:26	48	10	17	27	0	When you spill your Pabst beer on the page your kid colored and it caused colors to run, It’s also known as a Pabst Smear
2025-08-13 20:14	260	16	23	1	0	When you spill your Pabst beer on the page your kid colored and it caused colors to run, It’s also known as a Pabst Smear
2025-08-14 11:11	203	14	24	0	0	A crow died from exhaustion after eight hours of continuous squawking. The coroner attributed the death to natural caws.
2025-08-14 18:57	487	19	29	4	0	A crow died from exhaustion after eight hours of continuous squawking. The coroner attributed the death to natural caws.
2025-08-15 11:15	109	8	10	0	0	BIOLOGISTS HAVE CROSSED A WATERMELON WITH CAULIFLOWER. PEOPLE WHO EAT THE NEW VARIETY GET A SENSE OF SADNESS KNOWN AS MELONCAULI
2025-08-15 14:26	608	17	29	-4	0	BIOLOGISTS HAVE CROSSED A WATERMELON WITH CAULIFLOWER. PEOPLE WHO EAT THE NEW VARIETY GET A SENSE OF SADNESS KNOWN AS MELONCAULI
2025-08-16 11:24	180	11	20	0	0	My friend has recently become completely bald, so he had rabbits tattooed on his scalp because in the distance they may look like hares.
2025-08-16 16:04	300	17	44	3	0	My friend has recently become completely bald, so he had rabbits tattooed on his scalp because in the distance they may look like hares.
2025-08-16 23:26	238	12	18	1	0	My friend has recently become completely bald, so he had rabbits tattooed on his scalp because in the distance they may look like hares.
2025-08-17 10:34	330	13	19	0	0	My friend has recently become completely bald, so he had rabbits tattooed on his scalp because in the distance they may look like hares.
2025-08-17 20:53	101	15	22	-1	0	My friend has recently become completely bald, so he had rabbits tattooed on his scalp because in the distance they may look like hares.
2025-08-18 01:27	128	13	18	1	0	My friend has recently become completely bald, so he had rabbits tattooed on his scalp because in the distance they may look like hares.
2025-08-18 11:03	181	11	17	10	0	My friend has recently become completely bald, so he had rabbits tattooed on his scalp because in the distance they may look like hares.
2025-08-18 19:29	185	15	24	0	0	My friend has recently become completely bald, so he had rabbits tattooed on his scalp because in the distance they may look like hares.
2025-08-19 00:17	117	9	11	0	0	My friend has recently become completely bald, so he had rabbits tattooed on his scalp because in the distance they may look like hares.
2025-08-19 11:05	119	7	11	-3	0	Ear infections could have been more aptly named earitations.
2025-08-20 11:01	133	9	15	2	0	Ear infections could have been more aptly named earitations.
2025-08-20 16:41	143	12	16	-1	0	Ear infections could have been more aptly named earitations.
2025-08-21 01:50	124	8	14	0	0	Ear infections could have been more aptly named earitations.
2025-08-21 11:09	95	7	12	0	0	There was a knight who always refused battle. His name was Sir Render.
2025-08-21 17:00	225	11	20	1	0	There was a knight who always refused battle. His name was Sir Render.
2025-08-22 00:57	197	11	16	0	0	There was a knight who always refused battle. His name was Sir Render.
2025-08-22 08:48	236	12	38	8	0	I want to discuss lawn ornaments, but I don’t know the proper gnomenclature.
2025-08-22 20:13	231	14	21	3	0	I want to discuss lawn ornaments, but I don’t know the proper gnomenclature.
2025-08-24 10:46	98	8	10	-1	0	what do you call a Medieval spy? Sir Veilance
2025-08-24 20:08	86	8	15	-2	0	what do you call a Medieval spy? Sir Veilance
2025-08-25 11:07	77	7	11	0	0	saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun and selling ice cream... I think they were Baskin Robins...
2025-08-26 11:06	228	20	35	1	0	saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun and selling ice cream... I think they were Baskin Robins...
2025-08-26 21:46	308	16	22	3	0	saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun and selling ice cream... I think they were Baskin Robins...
2025-08-27 09:17	197	8	16	1	0	Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
2025-08-28 00:50	135	14	23	3	0	Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
2025-08-28 11:02	102	8	12	2	0	What do you call a $1000 door? A grand entrance.
2025-08-29 11:06	128	10	17	2	0	A red ship and a blue ship crash on a deserted island, they were marooned.
2025-08-29 16:43	161	10	14	0	0	A red ship and a blue ship crash on a deserted island, they were marooned.
2025-08-31 02:17	127	14	22	0	0	I used to race Greyhounds, which is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
2025-08-31 11:52	42	8	12	0	0	I used to race Greyhounds, which is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
2025-09-01 11:42	252	8	13	-2	0	I used to race Greyhounds, which is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
2025-09-01 21:07	77	7	12	1	0	I used to race Greyhounds, which is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
2025-09-02 02:19	75	9	13	-3	0	I used to race Greyhounds, which is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
2025-09-02 11:08	46	3	7	-2	0	I used to race Greyhounds, which is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
2025-09-03 01:26	138	6	9	-1	0	I used to race Greyhounds, which is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
2025-09-03 11:06	88	9	11	4	0	Did you hear that Aladdin was banned from the magic carpet race? He was caught using performance enhancing rugs.
2025-09-03 18:03	171	10	16	1	0	Did you hear that Aladdin was banned from the magic carpet race? He was caught using performance enhancing rugs.
2025-09-04 01:38	96	7	11	-2	0	Did you hear that Aladdin was banned from the magic carpet race? He was caught using performance enhancing rugs.
2025-09-04 11:21	83	9	12	0	0	Did you hear that Aladdin was banned from the magic carpet race? He was caught using performance enhancing rugs.
2025-09-05 11:05	99	9	14	0	0	Did you hear that Aladdin was banned from the magic carpet race? He was caught using performance enhancing rugs.
2025-09-05 17:38	56	6	11	0	0	Did you hear that Aladdin was banned from the magic carpet race? He was caught using performance enhancing rugs.
2025-09-06 11:56	268	31	40	-1	0	I'm looking forward to watching the World Origami Championship. It's on Paper-View.
2025-09-06 23:58	156	15	20	0	0	I'm looking forward to watching the World Origami Championship. It's on Paper-View.
2025-09-08 11:07	247	12	19	2	0	I was at the library and asked if they have any books on “paranoia”, the librarian replied, “yes, they are right behind you”
2025-09-08 23:25	279	12	18	0	0	I was at the library and asked if they have any books on “paranoia”, the librarian replied, “yes, they are right behind you”
2025-09-09 11:09	25	1	2	0	0	I was at the library and asked if they have any books on “paranoia”, the librarian replied, “yes, they are right behind you”
2025-09-09 12:06	68	7	10	0	0	I was at the library and asked if they have any books on “paranoia”, the librarian replied, “yes, they are right behind you”
2025-09-10 01:30	175	8	14	1	0	I was at the library and asked if they have any books on “paranoia”, the librarian replied, “yes, they are right behind you”
2025-09-10 11:13	121	11	16	1	0	I was at the library and asked if they have any books on “paranoia”, the librarian replied, “yes, they are right behind you”
2025-09-10 18:58	126	8	13	-2	0	I was at the library and asked if they have any books on “paranoia”, the librarian replied, “yes, they are right behind you”
2025-09-11 11:04	110	13	19	2	0	I was at the library and asked if they have any books on “paranoia”, the librarian replied, “yes, they are right behind you”
2025-09-11 20:03	231	13	19	0	0	my lady Sarah left her Pepsi at a rest stop just south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is
2025-09-12 11:06	88	9	13	0	0	my lady Sarah left her Pepsi at a rest stop just south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is
2025-09-12 16:28	156	10	15	-1	0	my lady Sarah left her Pepsi at a rest stop just south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is
2025-09-13 00:47	77	6	10	0	0	my lady Sarah left her Pepsi at a rest stop just south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is
2025-09-14 18:02	92	12	19	0	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2025-09-14 23:48	126	13	20	2	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2025-09-15 11:02	132	12	17	0	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2025-09-15 19:15	139	8	15	-2	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2025-09-16 01:26	148	12	18	-1	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2025-09-16 11:17	67	8	12	2	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got a stomach pane.
2025-09-17 01:37	87	12	22	1	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got a stomach pane.
2025-09-17 11:07	127	9	15	-1	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got a stomach pane.
2025-09-17 18:32	112	10	14	0	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got a stomach pane.
2025-09-17 21:35	19	2	2	0	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got a stomach pane.
2025-09-18 01:27	177	9	16	1	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got a stomach pane.
2025-09-18 11:12	82	10	13	0	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got a stomach pane.
2025-09-18 17:15	49	6	8	0	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got a stomach pane.
2025-09-19 11:05	89	7	11	1	0	A friend just mentioned that he doesn’t understand cloning. I told him that makes two of us.
2025-09-19 20:31	183	11	17	2	0	A friend just mentioned that he doesn’t understand cloning. I told him that makes two of us.
2025-09-20 01:29	105	11	16	0	0	A friend just mentioned that he doesn’t understand cloning. I told him that makes two of us.
2025-09-21 14:32	202	13	17	0	0	if you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy do you get a rash of good luck?? I am itching to know
2025-09-21 19:27	87	13	19	0	0	if you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy do you get a rash of good luck?? I am itching to know
2025-09-22 11:04	110	9	13	-1	0	if you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy do you get a rash of good luck?? I am itching to know
2025-09-22 21:28	146	11	19	0	0	if you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy do you get a rash of good luck?? I am itching to know
2025-09-23 11:08	126	6	9	5	0	if you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy do you get a rash of good luck?? I am itching to know
2025-09-23 17:46	58	9	15	0	0	if you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy do you get a rash of good luck?? I am itching to know
2025-09-24 01:28	96	11	21	0	0	if you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy do you get a rash of good luck?? I am itching to know
2025-09-24 11:06	178	6	10	1	0	if you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy do you get a rash of good luck?? I am itching to know
2025-09-25 11:05	119	8	12	-1	0	if you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy do you get a rash of good luck?? I am itching to know
2025-09-26 11:12	112	8	13	1	0	What do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef
2025-09-26 19:00	85	7	11	0	0	What do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef
2025-09-27 02:30	114	12	19	0	0	What do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef
2025-09-27 11:22	132	9	17	2	0	starting my 68th trip around the sun... Happy Birthday to ME!!!!
2025-09-29 01:41	73	14	21	0	0	starting my 68th trip around the sun... Happy Birthday weekend to ME!!!!
2025-09-29 11:02	112	7	11	-1	0	A red ship and a blue ship crash on a deserted island, they were marooned.
2025-09-29 19:54	80	8	15	-2	0	A red ship and a blue ship crash on a deserted island, they were marooned.
2025-09-30 02:32	92	7	13	4	0	A red ship and a blue ship crash on a deserted island, they were marooned.
2025-09-30 11:05	89	7	18	0	0	Did you know Seville is the Spanish city with the lowest army recruitment rate? They’re all Sevillians.
2025-09-30 16:31	63	7	8	-1	0	Did you know Seville is the Spanish city with the lowest army recruitment rate? They’re all Sevillians.
2025-10-01 01:04	40	9	15	0	0	Did you know Seville is the Spanish city with the lowest army recruitment rate? They’re all Sevillians.
2025-10-01 11:06	168	8	16	5	0	Did you know Seville is the Spanish city with the lowest army recruitment rate? They’re all Sevillians.
2025-10-01 18:54	220	13	23	2	0	Did you know Seville is the Spanish city with the lowest army recruitment rate? They’re all Sevillians.
2025-10-02 00:48	136	10	23	0	0	Did you know Seville is the Spanish city with the lowest army recruitment rate? They’re all Sevillians.
2025-10-02 11:04	90	6	8	2	0	Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
2025-10-02 17:53	281	14	26	2	0	Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
2025-10-03 01:48	246	17	31	5	0	Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
2025-10-03 11:14	140	9	21	4	0	Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
2025-10-03 19:18	176	11	20	0	0	Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
2025-10-04 12:14	60	5	8	0	0	If sarcasm burned calories, I'd be a fitness influencer
2025-10-05 20:58	6	3	3	0	0	If sarcasm burned calories, I'd be a fitness influencer
2025-10-07 11:09	25	4	7	0	0	If sarcasm burned calories, I'd be a fitness influencer
2025-10-07 13:49	85	8	14	0	0	If sarcasm burned calories, I'd be a fitness influencer
2025-10-08 09:08	186	5	11	1	0	If sarcasm burned calories, I'd be a fitness influencer
2025-10-09 02:21	123	13	22	2	0	If sarcasm burned calories, I'd be a fitness influencer
2025-10-09 11:03	81	5	8	0	0	About a hundred years ago, a couple brothers said they could fly. They were Wright
2025-10-10 01:56	128	9	15	0	0	About a hundred years ago, a couple brothers said they could fly. They were Wright
2025-10-10 10:59	95	6	9	0	0	About a hundred years ago, a couple brothers said they could fly. They were Wright
2025-10-10 17:10	345	13	23	2	0	About a hundred years ago, a couple brothers said they could fly. They were Wright
2025-10-11 11:19	135	13	22	3	0	Instead of soap, astronomers wash their bodies with ground beef. They enjoy meatier showers.
2025-10-11 20:34	200	12	17	6	0	Instead of soap, astronomers wash their bodies with ground beef. They enjoy meatier showers.
2025-10-12 09:05	359	12	23	4	0	The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away. There was no cough-in at his funeral.
2025-10-12 17:32	482	19	32	6	0	The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away. There was no cough-in at his funeral.
2025-10-13 02:04	80	13	19	0	0	The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away. There was no cough-in at his funeral.
2025-10-13 11:27	67	7	10	0	0	The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away. There was no cough-in at his funeral.
2025-10-13 22:07	327	13	20	-2	0	The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away. There was no cough-in at his funeral.
2025-10-14 08:46	208	10	22	3	0	When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
2025-10-14 18:11	183	15	26	1	0	When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
2025-10-15 01:57	127	10	18	1	0	When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
2025-10-15 11:10	84	9	12	0	0	I'm currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city It's a Rome ants novel
2025-10-15 16:24	161	13	21	1	0	I'm currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city It's a Rome ants novel
2025-10-15 22:17	347	14	27	6	0	I'm currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city It's a Rome ants novel
2025-10-16 08:49	255	13	19	8	0	What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally? Sheer Luck Holmes.
2025-10-16 18:11	83	11	17	0	0	What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally? Sheer Luck Holmes.
2025-10-17 11:01	93	9	14	0	0	Tums is missing out on selling pumpkin spice flavored antacid and calling it AuTums.
2025-10-17 15:23	91	12	17	-1	0	Tums is missing out on selling pumpkin spice flavored antacid and calling it AuTums.
2025-10-17 21:40	385	12	26	1	0	Tums is missing out on selling pumpkin spice flavored antacid and calling it AuTums.
2025-10-18 11:22	162	9	15	-1	0	what did Dr Seuss mom do for a living? She was a massage therapist, or a Ma Suess if you will
2025-10-18 20:00	214	13	28	0	0	what did Dr Seuss mom do for a living? She was a massage therapist, or a Ma Suess if you will
2025-10-19 12:38	136	14	21	4	0	did you know a pumpkins circumference divided by it's diameter is equal to pumpkin pi?
2025-10-19 17:07	177	17	24	-1	0	did you know a pumpkins circumference divided by it's diameter is equal to pumpkin pi?
2025-10-20 01:25	99	15	20	1	0	did you know a pumpkins circumference divided by it's diameter is equal to pumpkin pi?
2025-10-20 10:57	167	10	20	-1	0	apparently stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people that are stressing you out
2025-10-20 14:34	760	14	25	1	0	apparently stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people that are stressing you out
2025-10-21 10:56	78	9	12	-1	0	just finished reading a new book it was How to remove leaves from your yard by Ray King
2025-10-21 20:16	428	19	32	3	0	just finished reading a new book it was How to remove leaves from your yard by Ray King
2025-10-22 11:07	97	5	8	1	0	I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
2025-10-22 17:44	240	13	20	-2	0	I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
2025-10-23 10:56	168	9	16	-1	0	Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
2025-10-23 18:54	180	9	16	0	0	Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
2025-10-24 02:10	94	14	21	-2	0	Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
2025-10-24 11:05	89	9	14	0	0	I have a pet Manatee. His name is Hugh. I build him a really nice living area. A habitat for Hugh Manatee.
2025-10-25 11:10	75	6	9	-1	0	Just tried a frog flavor beer. You can really taste the hops.
2025-10-25 20:27	77	10	14	0	0	Just tried a frog flavor beer. You can really taste the hops.
2025-10-26 14:41	173	13	22	1	0	Why is the skeleton never mad? Because nothing gets under his skin!
2025-10-27 11:00	95	7	11	-1	0	Where did the Terminator find the toilet paper? Aisle B, Back
2025-10-27 20:46	108	9	12	-1	0	Where did the Terminator find the toilet paper? Aisle B, Back
2025-10-28 23:16	228	15	24	-1	0	What happens when you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? You get two animals in a baaad moood.
2025-10-29 11:05	109	13	18	1	0	Chinese takeout: $25. Getting home and finding out part of your order is missing: riceless.
2025-10-29 16:05	79	8	13	1	0	Chinese takeout: $25. Getting home and finding out part of your order is missing: riceless.
2025-10-30 01:07	177	10	19	-1	0	Chinese takeout: $25. Getting home and finding out part of your order is missing: riceless.
2025-10-30 11:01	103	8	12	-1	0	Two slices of bread got married The wedding was amazing... Until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
2025-11-02 10:49	165	9	15	1	0	My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system
2025-11-02 19:34	190	13	22	-2	0	My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system
2025-11-03 12:06	58	8	14	0	0	What do you get from a forgetful cow? 🐮 Milk of amnesia!
2025-11-04 10:34	140	9	13	-1	0	What do you get from a forgetful cow? 🐮 Milk of amnesia!
2025-11-04 20:35	89	15	27	0	0	What do you get from a forgetful cow? 🐮 Milk of amnesia!
2025-11-04 23:33	191	8	12	0	0	What do you get from a forgetful cow? 🐮 Milk of amnesia!
2025-11-05 12:13	31	4	5	0	0	What do you get from a forgetful cow? 🐮 Milk of amnesia!
2025-11-06 19:57	127	6	10	1	0	home from surgery plz remind me to walk every 1-2 hours
2025-11-07 19:16	288	16	29	3	0	home from surgery plz remind me to walk every 1-2 hours
2025-11-08 03:05	99	14	34	1	0	home from surgery plz remind me to walk every 1-2 hours
2025-11-08 12:22	102	10	14	0	0	home from surgery plz remind me to walk every 1-2 hours
2025-11-09 19:42	122	13	21	-2	0	home from surgery plz remind me to walk every 1-2 hours
2025-11-10 01:40	155	11	15	-1	0	home from surgery plz remind me to walk every 1-2 hours
2025-11-10 11:57	97	10	16	-1	0	home from surgery plz remind me to walk every 1-2 hours
2025-11-11 02:55	129	17	23	0	0	home from surgery plz remind me to walk every 1-2 hours
2025-11-11 12:18	126	12	17	1	0	A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.
2025-11-12 12:01	83	8	13	0	0	A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.
2025-11-13 12:42	82	7	11	0	0	A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.
2025-11-14 12:04	100	7	11	1	0	A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.
2025-11-14 18:44	120	11	16	0	0	I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it ...so I said "Implants?"
2025-11-15 12:45	79	10	14	0	0	Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he spends hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use twice a year
2025-11-15 16:10	215	12	20	3	0	Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he spends hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use twice a year
2025-11-16 15:53	201	12	17	0	0	I have a friend who is always late till his doctor said he should sleep in an herb garden. Now he wakes up on thyme
2025-11-17 01:41	113	12	20	-1	0	I have a friend who is always late till his doctor said he should sleep in an herb garden. Now he wakes up on thyme
2025-11-17 12:19	85	12	22	1	0	I want to invent a mind-controlled air freshener...Makes scents when you think about it...
2025-11-18 12:10	114	13	17	1	0	I want to invent a mind-controlled air freshener...Makes scents when you think about it...
2025-11-19 12:38	56	6	9	1	0	Sage is the best healer… she really raises your spirits. Jett tried meditation but kept drifting off—guess she can’t stop floating.
2025-11-19 22:01	83	9	15	0	0	Sage is the best healer… she really raises your spirits. Jett tried meditation but kept drifting off—guess she can’t stop floating.
2025-11-20 03:19	95	11	16	0	0	Sage is the best healer… she really raises your spirits. Jett tried meditation but kept drifting off—guess she can’t stop floating.
2025-11-20 12:20	64	6	11	-1	0	Sage is the best healer… she really raises your spirits. Jett tried meditation but kept drifting off—guess she can’t stop floating.
2025-11-21 12:10	75	100	265	11	0	what happened to the turkey when it got into a fight? Got the stuffing knocked out of it
2025-11-22 18:47	67	11	21	-1	0	why did the Turkey start a band?? He had drumsticks
2025-11-24 02:33	21	7	7	0	0	why did the Turkey start a band?? He had drumsticks
2025-11-24 03:36	38	6	9	0	0	why did the Turkey start a band?? He had drumsticks
2025-11-25 00:13	251	13	20	-1	0	why did the Turkey start a band?? He had drumsticks
2025-11-25 12:20	44	5	7	0	0	Our Raze main said she’d stop exploding things… that was a boombot lie.
2025-11-26 02:24	100	9	13	-1	0	Our Raze main said she’d stop exploding things… that was a boombot lie.
2025-11-26 12:03	91	6	13	-1	0	Our Raze main said she’d stop exploding things… that was a boombot lie.
2025-11-27 13:04	210	40	151	8	0	I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on my foot. Now I cranberry walk.
2025-11-28 02:40	165	20	29	5	0	I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on my foot. Now I cranberry walk.
2025-11-28 12:10	185	16	26	2	0	I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on my foot. Now I cranberry walk.
2025-11-28 20:29	175	12	19	2	0	I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on my foot. Now I cranberry walk.
2025-11-29 13:16	68	7	13	2	0	I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on my foot. Now I cranberry walk.
2025-11-29 19:01	223	16	27	3	0	I dropped a can of Thanksgiving fruit on my foot. Now I cranberry walk.
2025-11-30 13:47	67	24	53	3	0	Dogs can bark up to 500 times per day. That's just a ruff estimate.
2025-11-30 18:37	77	25	35	2	0	Dogs can bark up to 500 times per day. That's just a ruff estimate.
2025-11-30 21:32	43	18	26	0	0	Dogs can bark up to 500 times per day. That's just a ruff estimate.
2025-12-01 00:36	178	16	26	3	0	Dogs can bark up to 500 times per day. That's just a ruff estimate.
2025-12-01 12:12	82	11	21	3	0	Scientists created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed. But that would defeet the porpoise
2025-12-02 02:22	162	15	23	3	0	Scientists created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed. But that would defeet the porpoise
2025-12-02 12:08	76	12	20	2	0	Scientists created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed. But that would defeet the porpoise
2025-12-02 21:46	88	17	25	-1	0	Scientists created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed. But that would defeet the porpoise
2025-12-03 12:02	92	9	11	0	0	Scientists created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed. But that would defeet the porpoise
2025-12-04 02:30	75	15	23	2	0	Scientists created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed. But that would defeet the porpoise
2025-12-04 12:15	80	6	10	0	0	Believe it or not, the first french fries were not cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
2025-12-04 18:05	109	12	20	-1	0	Believe it or not, the first french fries were not cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
2025-12-05 18:11	73	7	11	-1	0	my body now makes sounds that require me to question it's warranty
2025-12-06 00:22	32	11	15	0	0	my body now makes sounds that require me to question it's warranty
2025-12-06 12:37	67	8	14	0	0	my body now makes sounds that require me to question it's warranty
2025-12-06 17:40	165	18	27	2	0	my body now makes sounds that require me to question it's warranty
2025-12-07 04:49	135	11	22	0	0	my body now makes sounds that require me to question it's warranty
2025-12-07 16:35	109	13	20	4	0	my body now makes sounds that require me to question it's warranty
2025-12-08 12:05	79	7	10	1	0	what did Dr Seuss's mother do for a living?? She was a massage therapist. A Ma Suess I guess
2025-12-09 01:50	194	20	26	1	0	what did Dr Seuss's mother do for a living?? She was a massage therapist. A Ma Suess I guess
2025-12-09 12:01	113	9	13	0	0	Did you know that Ralph Nader has a sister named Sarah who likes to stand under balconies with her guitar and si- - - Uh… nevermind
2025-12-09 15:24	140	9	17	0	0	Did you know that Ralph Nader has a sister named Sarah who likes to stand under balconies with her guitar and si- - - Uh… nevermind
2025-12-10 02:42	72	12	17	-1	0	Did you know that Ralph Nader has a sister named Sarah who likes to stand under balconies with her guitar and si- - - Uh… nevermind
2025-12-10 12:08	166	11	18	1	0	Santa’s belt is holding up his pants. That’s what I call waist management.
2025-12-11 01:44	200	16	25	1	0	Santa’s belt is holding up his pants. That’s what I call waist management.
2025-12-11 17:38	86	10	19	0	0	Santa’s belt is holding up his pants. That’s what I call waist management.
2025-12-11 20:06	78	8	10	0	0	Santa’s belt is holding up his pants. That’s what I call waist management.
2025-12-12 01:10	45	5	8	2	0	Santa’s belt is holding up his pants. That’s what I call waist management.
2025-12-12 12:03	61	11	15	2	0	Why did God create only one Yogi Bear? Because the second time he tried, he made a Boo-Boo.
2025-12-12 17:07	177	13	22	-2	0	Why did God create only one Yogi Bear? Because the second time he tried, he made a Boo-Boo.
2025-12-13 12:35	79	6	10	0	0	Why did God create only one Yogi Bear? Because the second time he tried, he made a Boo-Boo.
2025-12-13 17:32	92	12	19	1	0	Why did God create only one Yogi Bear? Because the second time he tried, he made a Boo-Boo.
2025-12-14 00:43	211	20	29	-1	0	Why did God create only one Yogi Bear? Because the second time he tried, he made a Boo-Boo.
2025-12-14 17:25	189	11	19	0	0	They say sniffing Rosemary can increase your memory by 75%. She slapped me in the face and called the police. It's a blur after that.
2025-12-15 01:28	196	45	128	4	0	They say sniffing Rosemary can increase your memory by 75%. She slapped me in the face and called the police. It's a blur after that.
2025-12-15 12:00	95	12	17	0	0	I heard they successfully tested the world's strongest suction cup. I am not sure how they pulled it off
2025-12-15 20:02	72	16	21	0	0	I heard they successfully tested the world's strongest suction cup. I am not sure how they pulled it off
2025-12-16 12:27	67	4	9	-1	0	Instead of going out for Eggs Benedict this morning we decided to stay in, because there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.
2025-12-16 16:10	175	11	20	0	0	Instead of going out for Eggs Benedict this morning we decided to stay in, because there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.
2025-12-17 00:18	336	16	30	3	0	Instead of going out for Eggs Benedict this morning we decided to stay in, because there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.
2025-12-17 10:29	115	10	17	1	0	what do you call a broke Santa Claus?? Saint Nickle-less
2025-12-18 02:24	80	9	16	1	0	what do you call a broke Santa Claus?? Saint Nickle-less
2025-12-18 12:07	97	11	15	11	0	what do you call a broke Santa Claus?? Saint Nickle-less
2025-12-18 20:59	115	9	16	0	0	what do you call a broke Santa Claus?? Saint Nickle-less
2025-12-19 12:17	47	9	11	-1	0	took my car to a mechanic since it was making a horrible noise. He took out the Mariah Carey Christmas cd and fixed it
2025-12-20 00:03	191	14	23	1	0	took my car to a mechanic since it was making a horrible noise. He took out the Mariah Carey Christmas cd and fixed it
2025-12-20 12:35	179	15	29	1	0	Every lady is beautiful but sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it
2025-12-20 16:23	201	21	30	0	0	Every lady is beautiful but sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it
2025-12-21 01:41	223	17	23	-1	0	Every lady is beautiful but sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it
2025-12-21 13:18	136	10	15	2	0	Rory was telling his friend Alice about the northern lights he saw for 5 hours. It was a case of a Rory boring Alice.
2025-12-21 19:41	113	11	16	0	0	Rory was telling his friend Alice about the northern lights he saw for 5 hours. It was a case of a Rory boring Alice.
2025-12-22 03:12	212	9	13	1	0	Rory was telling his friend Alice about the northern lights he saw for 5 hours. It was a case of a Rory boring Alice.
2025-12-22 12:22	82	8	12	0	0	I FINALLY KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME A GROWN UP. I GROAN EVERY TIME I GET UP.
2025-12-23 22:33	51	10	17	-1	0	I FINALLY KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME A GROWN UP. I GROAN EVERY TIME I GET UP.
2025-12-24 12:11	73	10	15	0	0	I FINALLY KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME A GROWN UP. I GROAN EVERY TIME I GET UP.
2025-12-26 12:22	72	9	14	0	0	I FINALLY KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME A GROWN UP. I GROAN EVERY TIME I GET UP.
2025-12-27 12:59	85	10	17	1	0	I FINALLY KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME A GROWN UP. I GROAN EVERY TIME I GET UP.
2025-12-28 02:26	218	12	19	1	0	I FINALLY KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME A GROWN UP. I GROAN EVERY TIME I GET UP.
2025-12-29 12:00	85	12	26	1	0	I finally realised why trees don't have teeth Turns out they're all bark and no bite
2025-12-30 12:20	65	7	11	2	0	I finally realised why trees don't have teeth Turns out they're all bark and no bite
2025-12-31 12:27	67	9	16	1	0	make sure at Midnight on New Years Eve to life your left foot off the floor to start the year off on the right foot
2026-01-02 12:26	88	8	13	0	0	What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.
2026-01-03 14:11	123	11	18	1	0	They say when you retire you will travel more. What they don't tell you is that it is to Doctor's appointment
2026-01-04 03:15	139	15	21	-3	0	They say when you retire you will travel more. What they don't tell you is that it is to Doctor's appointment
2026-01-04 12:20	215	12	19	0	0	They say when you retire you will travel more. What they don't tell you is that it is to Doctor's appointments
2026-01-04 21:56	388	18	29	1	0	They say when you retire you will travel more. What they don't tell you is that it is to Doctor's appointments
2026-01-05 12:06	58	9	16	0	0	Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful… But that’s how Julius Ceasar!
2026-01-06 01:31	173	14	21	0	0	Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful… But that’s how Julius Ceasar!
2026-01-06 12:13	151	15	29	4	0	Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful… But that’s how Julius Ceasar!
2026-01-07 01:10	184	16	19	-2	0	Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful… But that’s how Julius Ceasar!
2026-01-07 17:09	315	14	20	3	0	Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful… But that’s how Julius Ceasar!
2026-01-08 02:48	226	12	18	1	0	Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful… But that’s how Julius Ceasar!
2026-01-08 11:57	77	13	20	-1	0	I was hired as an ice cream taster, but I was dairylicked in my duties
2026-01-08 16:15	179	17	25	-2	0	I was hired as an ice cream taster, but I was dairylicked in my duties
2026-01-09 00:37	227	10	17	1	0	I was hired as an ice cream taster, but I was dairylicked in my duties
2026-01-09 12:05	129	14	18	-1	0	Mickey Mouse has started growing hair under his nose. Yes, he is growing a mousetache.
2026-01-09 22:40	435	16	25	-1	0	Mickey Mouse has started growing hair under his nose. Yes, he is growing a mousetache.
2026-01-10 12:44	220	14	19	2	0	Mickey Mouse has started growing hair under his nose. Yes, he is growing a mousetache.
2026-01-11 03:10	194	15	26	-1	0	Mickey Mouse has started growing hair under his nose. Yes, he is growing a mousetache.
2026-01-11 14:37	347	17	27	-1	0	Today I learned if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat. Because it's cap sized.
2026-01-12 00:49	205	21	27	6	0	Today I learned if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat. Because it's cap sized.
2026-01-12 12:05	89	14	22	0	0	Today I learned if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat. Because it's cap sized.
2026-01-12 22:51	393	17	27	8	0	Today I learned if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat. Because it's cap sized.
2026-01-13 12:02	272	16	21	1	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.
2026-01-13 21:18	156	15	21	-1	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.
2026-01-14 02:30	115	12	17	0	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.
2026-01-14 12:09	115	8	15	2	0	Why did the man decide to buy nine rackets? Because tennis too many
2026-01-14 20:12	182	16	24	-1	0	Why did the man decide to buy nine rackets? Because tennis too many
2026-01-15 01:52	152	17	26	2	0	Why did the man decide to buy nine rackets? Because tennis too many
2026-01-15 12:21	53	9	11	1	0	Why did the man decide to buy nine rackets? Because tennis too many
2026-01-15 23:12	392	41	179	20	0	What do you call an Irishman who bounces off the walls? Rick O'Shea
2026-01-16 11:31	173	10	18	5	0	Tomorrow is not promised. So I bought the shoes, ate the cake, and left the laundry in the dryer. I'm living dangerously today.
2026-01-16 17:18	136	7	11	0	0	Tomorrow is not promised. So I bought the shoes, ate the cake, and left the laundry in the dryer. I'm living dangerously today.
2026-01-16 23:58	326	14	23	3	0	Tomorrow is not promised. So I bought the shoes, ate the cake, and left the laundry in the dryer. I'm living dangerously today.
2026-01-17 11:04	280	11	17	-2	0	HELP! need to rehome a dog. A small terrier and bark a lot. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence for it
2026-01-17 19:51	133	13	17	-1	0	HELP! need to rehome a dog. A small terrier and bark a lot. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence for it
2026-01-18 01:33	221	16	27	2	0	HELP! need to rehome a dog. A small terrier and bark a lot. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence for it
2026-01-18 12:31	123	8	17	-1	0	I went to see my Doctor. I told her when I bend down I see Mickey Mouse and when I stand up I see Donald Duck...Doc said it Disney spells
2026-01-18 20:10	25	7	11	0	0	I went to see my Doctor. I told her when I bend down I see Mickey Mouse and when I stand up I see Donald Duck...Doc said it Disney spells
2026-01-19 02:18	96	18	27	2	0	I went to see my Doctor. I told her when I bend down I see Mickey Mouse and when I stand up I see Donald Duck...Doc said it Disney spells
2026-01-19 12:11	103	7	11	0	0	I just bought an expensive car only to find the reverse gear is broken. There's no going back now
2026-01-19 19:39	125	13	22	2	0	I just bought an expensive car only to find the reverse gear is broken. There's no going back now
2026-01-20 02:07	147	12	17	0	0	I just bought an expensive car only to find the reverse gear is broken. There's no going back now
2026-01-20 12:13	111	11	16	1	0	I once dated a girl that was actually a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door
2026-01-21 01:14	160	16	28	0	0	I once dated a girl that was actually a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door
2026-01-21 12:00	95	7	12	4	0	I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Thankfully, I only sustained light injuries.
2026-01-21 18:56	88	8	12	0	0	I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Thankfully, I only sustained light injuries.
2026-01-22 01:49	155	15	22	-1	0	I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Thankfully, I only sustained light injuries.
2026-01-22 17:38	86	15	23	3	0	I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Thankfully, I only sustained light injuries.
2026-01-23 01:40	175	11	17	1	0	I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Thankfully, I only sustained light injuries.
2026-01-23 12:10	124	9	13	3	0	Scientists recently combined DNA of a Cheetah with DNA of a crab. Things went sideways real fast
2026-01-23 22:49	355	16	22	3	0	Scientists recently combined DNA of a Cheetah with DNA of a crab. Things went sideways real fast
2026-01-24 13:53	191	14	25	1	0	I'm real excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Wednesday is open Mike night
2026-01-25 00:05	149	10	16	0	0	I'm real excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Wednesday is open Mike night
2026-01-25 18:34	120	18	27	0	0	I made a metal frag today. It's help together with ribbits
2026-01-26 03:02	162	13	22	4	0	I made a metal frag today. It's help together with ribbits
2026-01-26 11:08	116	10	14	1	0	it's so cold I saw chickens lining up outside a KFC waiting for their turn in the deep fryer
2026-01-26 17:05	129	13	18	4	0	it's so cold I saw chickens lining up outside a KFC waiting for their turn in the deep fryer
2026-01-27 00:50	445	73	274	10	0	it's so cold I saw chickens lining up outside a KFC waiting for their turn in the deep fryer
2026-01-27 12:15	99	17	24	-1	0	do people in electric cars listen to....AC/DC ...or something current?
2026-01-27 16:36	148	22	27	4	0	do people in electric cars listen to....AC/DC ...or something current?
2026-01-28 01:15	199	18	34	1	0	do people in electric cars listen to....AC/DC ...or something current?
2026-01-28 09:27	257	11	17	3	0	Did you hear about the guy that was caught stealing hearing aids? He was given the deaf penalty
2026-01-29 00:22	242	14	22	1	0	Did you hear about the guy that was caught stealing hearing aids? He was given the deaf penalty
2026-01-29 21:48	356	17	28	3	0	You know it's cold when your teeth start chattering and they're still on the nightstand.
2026-01-30 16:04	20	4	4	0	0	Watch what you say around the egg whites. They can't take a yolk.
2026-01-30 20:43	121	13	17	1	0	Watch what you say around the egg whites. They can't take a yolk.
2026-01-31 03:50	115	8	12	-1	0	Watch what you say around the egg whites. They can't take a yolk.
2026-01-31 14:40	105	10	16	-1	0	did you know there are only 12 seconds in a year?? Yup Jan 2, Feb 2, March 2. all the way to Dec 2nd that's 12 total
2026-01-31 20:19	75	7	17	1	0	did you know there are only 12 seconds in a year?? Yup Jan 2, Feb 2, March 2. all the way to Dec 2nd that's 12 total
2026-02-01 00:25	289	18	28	-3	0	did you know there are only 12 seconds in a year?? Yup Jan 2, Feb 2, March 2. all the way to Dec 2nd that's 12 total
2026-02-01 17:01	143	13	21	-4	0	my Doctor told me I need to eat more greens, so I switched to mint chocolate chip ice cream
2026-02-01 22:04	380	18	24	-4	0	my Doctor told me I need to eat more greens, so I switched to mint chocolate chip ice cream
2026-02-02 12:03	121	8	13	-1	0	The man who invented the wind chill factor has sadly passed away He was 98 but felt like 85
2026-02-02 23:04	360	18	27	-1	0	The man who invented the wind chill factor has sadly passed away He was 98 but felt like 85
2026-02-03 21:49	215	15	24	1	0	I just ran a marathon in Sweden. I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line
2026-02-04 02:46	108	12	21	0	0	I just ran a marathon in Sweden. I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line
2026-02-04 12:15	109	10	15	1	0	NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling it Apolo G.
2026-02-04 15:26	108	10	17	-1	0	NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling it Apolo G.
2026-02-05 00:14	260	15	21	3	0	NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling it Apolo G.
2026-02-05 12:14	110	8	10	0	0	Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get Gravy.
2026-02-05 18:23	231	13	19	0	0	Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get Gravy.
2026-02-06 00:37	317	13	21	8	0	Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get Gravy.
2026-02-06 12:15	209	10	17	6	0	I sing when I'm in my car, but only in reverse. I'm a backup singer.
2026-02-06 20:23	261	11	21	1	0	I sing when I'm in my car, but only in reverse. I'm a backup singer.
2026-02-07 01:45	189	14	20	3	0	I sing when I'm in my car, but only in reverse. I'm a backup singer.
2026-02-07 13:26	128	8	13	2	0	did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines
2026-02-07 19:46	139	10	14	3	0	did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines
2026-02-08 03:16	168	13	17	3	0	did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines
2026-02-09 12:21	73	11	15	0	0	Racecar backwards is racecar. But racecar upside down is expensive
2026-02-09 21:35	99	9	12	1	0	Racecar backwards is racecar. But racecar upside down is expensive
2026-02-10 02:59	105	8	13	0	0	Racecar backwards is racecar. But racecar upside down is expensive
2026-02-10 12:04	90	9	12	-1	0	DO NOT FORGET! This month we celebrate the three days when the man is always right. That would be the 29th, 30th and 31st February
2026-02-11 12:00	105	6	8	1	0	DO NOT FORGET! This month we celebrate the three days when the man is always right. That would be the 29th, 30th and 31st February
2026-02-11 17:14	90	10	14	1	0	DO NOT FORGET! This month we celebrate the three days when the man is always right. That would be the 29th, 30th and 31st February
2026-02-12 01:35	149	13	20	-1	0	DO NOT FORGET! This month we celebrate the three days when the man is always right. That would be the 29th, 30th and 31st February
2026-02-12 12:02	112	9	14	0	0	Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.
2026-02-12 22:48	156	11	17	2	0	Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.
2026-02-13 03:07	107	8	12	-1	0	Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.
2026-02-13 12:05	119	10	15	1	0	how many boxes of Thin Mints do you have to eat before they start working??
2026-02-14 02:36	148	9	13	0	0	how many boxes of Thin Mints do you have to eat before they start working??
2026-02-14 12:53	111	10	19	-1	0	Why did the four-leaf clovers break up? They didn’t want to press their luck.
2026-02-14 21:24	210	13	21	0	0	Why did the four-leaf clovers break up? They didn’t want to press their luck.
2026-02-15 03:59	235	9	14	0	0	Why did the four-leaf clovers break up? They didn’t want to press their luck.
2026-02-15 12:59	165	8	11	2	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.
2026-02-15 21:36	148	10	17	1	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.
2026-02-16 02:52	142	8	12	-2	0	Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.
2026-02-16 12:06	138	10	16	1	0	Once upon a time, there lived a King who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler.
2026-02-16 23:45	310	21	31	0	0	Once upon a time, there lived a King who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler.
2026-02-17 12:12	132	12	18	0	0	If at first you don't succeed... Then skydiving probably isn't your thing.
2026-02-17 19:43	81	9	15	2	0	If at first you don't succeed... Then skydiving probably isn't your thing.
2026-02-18 02:05	169	13	19	1	0	If at first you don't succeed... Then skydiving probably isn't your thing.
2026-02-18 12:04	80	7	11	0	0	If Coca-Cola starts making a cannabis-infused soft drink they should call it Toka-Cola.
2026-02-19 02:56	118	11	15	0	0	If Coca-Cola starts making a cannabis-infused soft drink they should call it Toka-Cola.
2026-02-19 11:54	130	8	12	0	0	I was in the attic and found my grandfather's old wig-making machine. It's a family hair loom.
2026-02-19 22:04	81	10	15	1	0	I was in the attic and found my grandfather's old wig-making machine. It's a family hair loom.
2026-02-20 03:22	212	12	16	0	0	I was in the attic and found my grandfather's old wig-making machine. It's a family hair loom.
2026-02-20 12:13	91	8	13	0	0	I tried to live out my fantasy of lying naked on a bearskin rug by the fireplace. The Cracker Barrel manager did not share my vision.
2026-02-20 19:07	97	4	6	-1	0	I tried to live out my fantasy of lying naked on a bearskin rug by the fireplace. The Cracker Barrel manager did not share my vision.
2026-02-21 00:38	136	9	19	0	0	I tried to live out my fantasy of lying naked on a bearskin rug by the fireplace. The Cracker Barrel manager did not share my vision.
2026-02-21 04:50	125	9	13	0	0	I tried to live out my fantasy of lying naked on a bearskin rug by the fireplace. The Cracker Barrel manager did not share my vision.
2026-02-21 13:36	88	13	17	0	0	I tried to live out my fantasy of lying naked on a bearskin rug by the fireplace. The Cracker Barrel manager did not share my vision.
2026-02-21 20:38	126	7	14	-5	0	I tried to live out my fantasy of lying naked on a bearskin rug by the fireplace. The Cracker Barrel manager did not share my vision.
2026-02-22 00:02	122	14	21	0	0	I tried to live out my fantasy of lying naked on a bearskin rug by the fireplace. The Cracker Barrel manager did not share my vision.
2026-02-22 08:47	407	16	22	2	0	Think your job sucks? When a morgue worker dies, he still has to go back to work one last time
2026-02-23 01:33	101	13	19	-1	0	Think your job sucks? When a morgue worker dies, he still has to go back to work one last time
2026-02-23 04:19	15	3	5	0	0	Think your job sucks? When a morgue worker dies, he still has to go back to work one last time
2026-02-23 11:51	133	10	15	3	0	Think your job sucks? When a morgue worker dies, he still has to go back to work one last time
2026-02-23 15:52	62	10	18	0	0	Think your job sucks? When a morgue worker dies, he still has to go back to work one last time
2026-02-23 20:38	46	8	16	1	0	Think your job sucks? When a morgue worker dies, he still has to go back to work one last time
2026-02-24 01:43	191	10	15	1	0	Think your job sucks? When a morgue worker dies, he still has to go back to work one last time
2026-02-24 12:06	88	8	11	0	0	Think your job sucks? When a morgue worker dies, he still has to go back to work one last time
2026-02-24 23:26	128	11	17	0	0	how much space should you give fungi?? As mushroom as possible
2026-02-25 12:31	133	10	20	2	0	I had a horse named Isme. Everytime I wanted to stop, I said "Whoa Isme!"
2026-02-25 21:39	395	14	22	1	0	I had a horse named Isme. Everytime I wanted to stop, I said "Whoa Isme!"
2026-02-26 09:28	236	10	18	2	0	Why do hockey rinks have curved corners? Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.
2026-02-26 18:59	135	22	38	7	0	Why do hockey rinks have curved corners? Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.
2026-02-27 00:16	248	10	14	-1	0	Why do hockey rinks have curved corners? Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.
2026-02-27 11:58	76	4	6	1	0	I saw a massive lizard perched on a portable toilet. Pretty sure it was a commode-o-dragon
2026-02-27 23:12	112	12	21	3	0	I saw a massive lizard perched on a portable toilet. Pretty sure it was a commode-o-dragon
2026-02-28 11:52	212	14	20	3	0	What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs.
2026-02-28 21:34	60	8	12	0	0	What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs.
2026-03-01 02:25	159	14	18	2	0	What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs.
2026-03-01 10:30	285	11	22	1	0	ACCIDENTALLY GOT ON A BUS BACKWARDS, and now ALL I see is lettuce, tomatoes, sliced cheese, mayonnaise and deli meat.
2026-03-01 21:32	62	10	18	3	0	ACCIDENTALLY GOT ON A BUS BACKWARDS, and now ALL I see is lettuce, tomatoes, sliced cheese, mayonnaise and deli meat.
2026-03-02 01:37	207	13	21	2	0	ACCIDENTALLY GOT ON A BUS BACKWARDS, and now ALL I see is lettuce, tomatoes, sliced cheese, mayonnaise and deli meat.
2026-03-02 12:01	93	9	15	0	0	ACCIDENTALLY GOT ON A BUS BACKWARDS, and now ALL I see is lettuce, tomatoes, sliced cheese, mayonnaise and deli meat.
2026-03-03 11:58	96	6	10	-1	0	Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory. Police are combing the area
2026-03-03 20:42	42	7	8	0	0	Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory. Police are combing the area
2026-03-04 02:23	161	11	18	3	0	Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory. Police are combing the area
2026-03-04 12:03	181	11	16	-1	0	We ALL remember the cartoon dog Scooby Doo but we rarely hear from his brothers... YabbaDabba, Howdoya and Nocan.
2026-03-05 03:37	147	11	19	-1	0	We ALL remember the cartoon dog Scooby Doo but we rarely hear from his brothers... YabbaDabba, Howdoya and Nocan.
2026-03-05 12:00	84	6	9	1	0	We ALL remember the cartoon dog Scooby Doo but we rarely hear from his brothers... YabbaDabba, Howdoya and Nocan.
2026-03-06 00:11	163	10	17	1	0	We ALL remember the cartoon dog Scooby Doo but we rarely hear from his brothers... YabbaDabba, Howdoya and Nocan.
2026-03-06 12:25	129	6	9	1	0	Over 200 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. Turns out they were Wright
2026-03-06 18:54	120	24	58	0	0	Over 200 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. Turns out they were Wright
2026-03-07 02:22	102	11	16	-1	0	Over 200 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. Turns out they were Wright
2026-03-07 22:46	188	16	28	0	0	I took a midnight swim in one of the Great Lakes It was erie
2026-03-08 11:24	120	9	11	3	0	I took a midnight swim in one of the Great Lakes It was erie
2026-03-10 02:00	115	12	17	1	0	I took a midnight swim in one of the Great Lakes It was erie
2026-03-10 11:08	86	5	9	-1	0	The word diputseromneve may be REALLY hard to say, but, WOW, read it backwards and it's even more stupid.
2026-03-11 00:43	111	14	17	-2	0	The word diputseromneve may be REALLY hard to say, but, WOW, read it backwards and it's even more stupid.
2026-03-11 11:22	112	12	22	2	0	The word diputseromneve may be REALLY hard to say, but, WOW, read it backwards and it's even more stupid.
2026-03-12 11:14	70	10	18	0	0	If you put a Jumbotron on the side of a blimp, does that make it a(n) LED Zeppelin?
2026-03-12 22:52	92	8	16	1	0	If you put a Jumbotron on the side of a blimp, does that make it a(n) LED Zeppelin?
2026-03-13 02:13	141	12	18	-1	0	If you put a Jumbotron on the side of a blimp, does that make it a(n) LED Zeppelin?
2026-03-13 11:36	158	8	12	0	0	If you put a Jumbotron on the side of a blimp, does that make it a(n) LED Zeppelin?
2026-03-13 16:11	123	10	15	2	0	If you put a Jumbotron on the side of a blimp, does that make it a(n) LED Zeppelin?
2026-03-13 22:42	82	13	19	-1	0	If you put a Jumbotron on the side of a blimp, does that make it a(n) LED Zeppelin?
2026-03-14 11:16	118	10	16	1	0	a container ship capsized, spilling it's load of books into the ocean, The West Coast of the USA is bracing for a massive title wave
2026-03-14 19:35	39	6	8	0	0	a container ship capsized, spilling it's load of books into the ocean, The West Coast of the USA is bracing for a massive title wave
2026-03-15 03:08	116	12	19	1	0	a container ship capsized, spilling it's load of books into the ocean, The West Coast of the USA is bracing for a massive title wave
2026-03-15 12:30	134	11	17	1	0	Leprechauns are just my elves that got fired from my workshop for drinking on the job
2026-03-15 23:45	79	11	17	0	0	Leprechauns are just my elves that got fired from my workshop for drinking on the job
2026-03-16 02:11	73	11	12	0	0	Leprechauns are just my elves that got fired from my workshop for drinking on the job
2026-03-16 11:08	176	10	18	3	0	Leprechauns are just my elves that got fired from my workshop for drinking on the job
2026-03-16 22:28	106	14	21	0	0	Leprechauns are just my elves that got fired from my workshop for drinking on the job
2026-03-17 01:12	52	10	13	0	0	Leprechauns are just my elves that got fired from my workshop for drinking on the job
2026-03-17 09:58	146	5	9	2	0	we've all seen a refrigerator run, a micro wave and a kitchen sink. But I just saw a toilet bowl. It was striking
2026-03-17 15:11	63	7	13	0	0	we've all seen a refrigerator run, a micro wave and a kitchen sink. But I just saw a toilet bowl. It was striking
2026-03-18 01:07	167	13	22	1	0	we've all seen a refrigerator run, a micro wave and a kitchen sink. But I just saw a toilet bowl. It was striking
2026-03-18 11:25	109	12	19	3	0	I just realized the paper towels at the side of the gas pump are there so you can wipe your tears after you fill your tank.
2026-03-18 16:39	265	13	16	0	0	I just realized the paper towels at the side of the gas pump are there so you can wipe your tears after you fill your tank.
2026-03-19 02:07	117	15	24	1	0	I just realized the paper towels at the side of the gas pump are there so you can wipe your tears after you fill your tank.
2026-03-19 08:45	229	10	15	1	0	Did you hear about the guy who invented the "knock knock" joke? He won the "no bell" prize.
2026-03-19 17:28	76	10	14	0	0	Did you hear about the guy who invented the "knock knock" joke? He won the "no bell" prize.
2026-03-19 21:28	106	9	15	0	0	Did you hear about the guy who invented the "knock knock" joke? He won the "no bell" prize.
2026-03-20 11:00	135	7	14	2	0	I hurt my back walking like an Egyptian. Now I have to see a Cairo-practor.
2026-03-20 17:03	51	5	8	-2	0	I hurt my back walking like an Egyptian. Now I have to see a Cairo-practor.
2026-03-20 20:57	107	12	19	1	0	I hurt my back walking like an Egyptian. Now I have to see a Cairo-practor. I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-21 04:36	78	13	21	1	0	I hurt my back walking like an Egyptian. Now I have to see a Cairo-practor. I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-21 12:31	93	7	11	2	0	I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-21 19:51	183	12	20	1	0	I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-22 09:10	214	12	20	2	0	I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-22 18:22	82	7	13	0	0	I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-23 11:11	133	10	14	0	0	I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-23 16:31	203	11	16	1	0	I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-24 08:47	327	16	20	6	0	I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-24 17:18	116	12	17	1	0	I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-25 01:54	80	12	18	1	0	I tore a tendon in my shoulder so waiting for surgery
2026-03-25 11:02	252	12	16	1	0	It is good McDonalds never put a sirloin steak on the menu. It would have been a McSteak
2026-03-26 09:36	168	12	17	2	0	The Spanish king has been quarantined on his private jet. This means that the reign in Spain will stay mainly on the plane
2026-03-26 21:46	328	12	22	7	0	The Spanish king has been quarantined on his private jet. This means that the reign in Spain will stay mainly on the plane
2026-03-27 11:10	105	9	12	0	0	Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night Ended up with tequila mocking bird
2026-03-27 19:03	91	9	12	0	0	Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night Ended up with tequila mocking bird
2026-03-28 10:27	128	10	15	1	0	I went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night. I had the roast Pelican. The food was great but the bill was enormous.
2026-03-28 22:27	207	11	18	-1	0	I went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night. I had the roast Pelican. The food was great but the bill was enormous.
2026-03-29 02:37	97	11	17	0	0	I went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night. I had the roast Pelican. The food was great but the bill was enormous.
2026-03-29 11:52	122	10	17	-1	0	Hoping you all have a great palm Sunday!! Feel free to worship whichever supreme being you believe in
2026-03-29 19:33	131	6	12	1	0	Hoping you all have a great palm Sunday!! Feel free to worship whichever supreme being you believe in
2026-03-30 11:04	100	7	11	-1	0	What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.
2026-03-31 11:08	106	8	12	2	0	Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
2026-03-31 17:06	258	13	19	2	0	Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
2026-04-01 00:38	96	11	16	0	0	Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
2026-04-01 11:10	145	9	14	0	0	All the toilets in the NYPD headquarters have been stolen. The police apparently have nothing to go on.
2026-04-01 14:32	73	9	14	0	0	All the toilets in the NYPD headquarters have been stolen. The police apparently have nothing to go on.
2026-04-02 02:16	88	7	11	1	0	All the toilets in the NYPD headquarters have been stolen. The police apparently have nothing to go on.
2026-04-02 22:01	113	11	14	1	0	If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
2026-04-03 01:49	105	7	11	-2	0	If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
2026-04-03 11:18	306	8	14	-1	0	saw a cow with no legs yesterday...they called her Ground Beef
2026-04-03 17:22	332	11	17	3	0	saw a cow with no legs yesterday...they called her Ground Beef
2026-04-04 01:24	100	12	19	0	0	saw a cow with no legs yesterday...they called her Ground Beef
2026-04-04 11:32	342	8	14	0	0	Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse
2026-04-04 18:15	19	6	6	0	0	Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse
2026-04-04 21:45	159	9	17	1	0	Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse
2026-04-05 11:52	282	8	12	-1	0	hoping everyone has a Happy and safe Easter Sunday
2026-04-05 20:12	82	9	14	-1	0	hoping everyone has a Happy and safe Easter Sunday
2026-04-06 02:21	93	10	18	0	0	hoping everyone has a Happy and safe Easter Sunday
2026-04-06 11:15	169	5	9	1	0	Why did the can crusher quit her job? It was soda-pressing.
2026-04-06 16:56	158	8	15	-1	0	Why did the can crusher quit her job? It was soda-pressing.
2026-04-06 23:16	78	7	11	1	0	Why did the can crusher quit her job? It was soda-pressing.
2026-04-07 02:36	68	7	11	0	0	Why did the can crusher quit her job? It was soda-pressing.
2026-04-07 09:05	239	9	16	0	0	What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells.
2026-04-07 16:05	39	4	9	0	0	What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells.
2026-04-07 22:05	79	4	8	-1	0	What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells.
2026-04-08 00:48	6	2	2	0	0	What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells.
2026-04-08 01:21	73	8	15	-1	0	is this working
2026-04-08 10:44	130	7	10	0	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an any and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-08 17:34	110	8	11	-2	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-09 00:00	185	8	13	0	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-09 11:09	115	7	10	0	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-09 14:18	76	3	8	0	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-09 23:32	253	12	19	1	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-10 11:15	99	6	8	-2	0	coffee was voted best drink in the nation. It was an unfair vote, there were absent tea ballots
2026-04-10 12:55	160	7	12	0	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-10 18:30	125	9	16	0	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-12 11:07	147	8	15	1	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-12 17:49	155	8	12	0	0	Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle, or maybe incase of a Lil Wayne
2026-04-13 01:08	136	9	13	1	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-13 11:04	100	8	15	1	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-13 18:26	118	6	9	0	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-14 02:47	137	10	17	0	0	I combined the DNA of a sheep, an ant and a hummingbird. I call it a Baahumbug
2026-04-14 11:08	276	6	14	1	0	Just tried a frog-flavored beer. You can really taste the hops.
2026-04-14 17:58	196	8	13	1	0	Just tried a frog-flavored beer. You can really taste the hops.
2026-04-15 11:18	126	5	9	1	0	The orchestra leader was hit by lightning. Unfortunately he was a good conductor
2026-04-16 00:05	60	10	15	1	0	The orchestra leader was hit by lightning. Unfortunately he was a good conductor
2026-04-16 11:17	317	11	20	4	0	I got my vaccination for shingles today. Just to be on the safe side, I also got one for vinyl siding as well.
2026-04-16 22:25	59	6	11	1	0	I got my vaccination for shingles today. Just to be on the safe side, I also got one for vinyl siding as well.
2026-04-17 11:21	253	11	23	-1	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2026-04-17 19:50	235	9	15	-2	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2026-04-18 01:49	215	12	21	3	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2026-04-18 11:23	111	6	10	-1	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2026-04-18 20:07	237	13	25	0	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2026-04-19 02:00	235	14	19	4	0	I asked a farmer why he was using a steamroller on his potato field. He said he was growing mashed potatoes.
2026-04-19 11:09	205	12	18	5	0	what kind of shoes does a frog wear?? Open-toad sandals
2026-04-19 17:40	335	14	23	-1	0	what kind of shoes does a frog wear?? Open-toad sandals
2026-04-20 10:58	106	7	15	1	0	I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.
2026-04-20 13:37	177	9	17	4	0	I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.
2026-04-20 21:42	362	14	21	2	0	I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.
2026-04-21 11:11	163	11	16	1	0	The job interviewer asked if I had any special talents, I told him I can do bird imitations. He wasn’t impressed, so I flew out the window
2026-04-21 17:13	91	8	13	0	0	The job interviewer asked if I had any special talents, I told him I can do bird imitations. He wasn’t impressed, so I flew out the window
2026-04-22 00:29	215	11	20	1	0	The job interviewer asked if I had any special talents, I told him I can do bird imitations. He wasn’t impressed, so I flew out the window
2026-04-22 11:15	99	12	17	2	0	careful what you say around egg whites. They can't take a yolk
2026-04-22 15:07	198	7	12	-4	0	careful what you say around egg whites. They can't take a yolk
2026-04-23 11:02	142	11	17	1	0	If Coca-Cola starts making a cannabis-infused soft drink they should call it Toka-Cola.
2026-04-23 19:00	155	9	15	-3	0	If Coca-Cola starts making a cannabis-infused soft drink they should call it Toka-Cola.
2026-04-24 11:29	185	11	17	1	0	Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
2026-04-24 16:58	246	10	22	-1	0	Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
2026-04-24 23:09	305	15	23	-3	0	Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
2026-04-25 11:41	143	8	13	-1	0	Most zoo dentists refuse to treat a grizzly without strong anesthesia first. Because there’s safety in numb bears.
2026-04-26 09:39	275	13	19	2	0	Most zoo dentists refuse to treat a grizzly without strong anesthesia first. Because there’s safety in numb bears.
2026-04-26 17:49	95	8	13	1	0	Most zoo dentists refuse to treat a grizzly without strong anesthesia first. Because there’s safety in numb bears.
2026-04-27 00:10	184	13	19	-1	0	Most zoo dentists refuse to treat a grizzly without strong anesthesia first. Because there’s safety in numb bears.
2026-04-27 10:54	160	11	15	1	0	What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay.
2026-04-27 18:44	60	9	12	1	0	What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay.
2026-04-28 02:21	133	16	21	1	0	What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay.
2026-04-28 11:06	388	13	21	-4	0	What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?? A Sandwich
2026-04-28 20:55	159	10	14	-4	0	What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?? A Sandwich
2026-04-30 09:25	229	13	28	1	0	What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?? A Sandwich
2026-04-30 17:15	199	14	23	1	0	What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?? A Sandwich
2026-04-30 23:55	189	12	18	-1	0	What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?? A Sandwich
2026-05-01 11:07	97	9	13	0	0	I dreamed I was a muffler last night and woke up exhausted.
2026-05-01 16:58	136	12	17	1	0	I dreamed I was a muffler last night and woke up exhausted.
2026-05-01 21:11	63	11	12	0	0	I dreamed I was a muffler last night and woke up exhausted.
2026-05-01 23:16	68	10	19	0	0	I dreamed I was a muffler last night and woke up exhausted.
2026-05-02 02:35	89	9	13	1	0	I dreamed I was a muffler last night and woke up exhausted.
2026-05-02 10:29	285	10	19	-2	0	I told my aunt I just built a car out of spaghetti and you should’ve seen her face when I drove straight pasta.
2026-05-02 18:50	95	11	18	-1	0	I told my aunt I just built a car out of spaghetti and you should’ve seen her face when I drove straight pasta.
2026-05-02 23:42	202	11	17	1	0	I told my aunt I just built a car out of spaghetti and you should’ve seen her face when I drove straight pasta.
2026-05-03 11:05	229	14	23	-2	0	I tried to buy some camouflage pants at the store but sadly, I couldn’t find any.
2026-05-03 18:44	180	14	28	2	0	I tried to buy some camouflage pants at the store but sadly, I couldn’t find any.
2026-05-04 12:22	122	8	12	0	0	I heard fish live in saltwater because pepper makes them sneeze.2
2026-05-04 21:55	79	13	20	-3	0	I heard fish live in saltwater because pepper makes them sneeze.2
2026-05-05 01:18	86	12	20	1	0	I heard fish live in saltwater because pepper makes them sneeze.2
2026-05-05 11:01	113	11	16	1	0	Scientists have finished a study on how alcohol can affect a person’s ability to walk. The results are staggering
2026-05-05 15:36	88	7	11	-1	0	Scientists have finished a study on how alcohol can affect a person’s ability to walk. The results are staggering
2026-05-05 21:09	115	14	20	1	0	Scientists have finished a study on how alcohol can affect a person’s ability to walk. The results are staggering
2026-05-05 23:35	219	14	21	0	0	Scientists have finished a study on how alcohol can affect a person’s ability to walk. The results are staggering
2026-05-06 09:28	286	12	23	2	0	I just saw a new diet called “full tank”. You just fill up your gas tank and then you won’t be able to afford groceries. You’re welcome.
2026-05-07 01:51	173	14	27	3	0	I just saw a new diet called “full tank”. You just fill up your gas tank and then you won’t be able to afford groceries. You’re welcome.
2026-05-07 09:34	190	12	24	-2	0	I just saw a new diet called “full tank”. You just fill up your gas tank and then you won’t be able to afford groceries. You’re welcome.
2026-05-07 13:59	145	10	18	-2	0	I just saw a new diet called “full tank”. You just fill up your gas tank and then you won’t be able to afford groceries. You’re welcome.
2026-05-07 19:10	165	13	22	-1	0	I just saw a new diet called “full tank”. You just fill up your gas tank and then you won’t be able to afford groceries. You’re welcome.
2026-05-08 11:16	409	13	23	0	0	I had a Russian Uber driver the other day… His name was Pikup Andropov
2026-05-08 19:22	172	13	19	0	0	I had a Russian Uber driver the other day… His name was Pikup Andropov
2026-05-09 11:14	320	11	16	-1	0	Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on it, but they couldn't find one.
2026-05-09 19:28	126	13	20	0	0	Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on it, but they couldn't find one.
2026-05-10 09:49	325	12	23	2	0	Why was the IT guy in the hospital? He touched the firewall.
2026-05-10 17:02	142	12	27	2	0	Why was the IT guy in the hospital? He touched the firewall.
2026-05-10 23:50	115	11	16	3	0	Why was the IT guy in the hospital? He touched the firewall.
2026-05-11 02:15	99	8	19	0	0	Why was the IT guy in the hospital? He touched the firewall.
2026-05-11 11:01	123	10	14	2	0	An airline company lost a man’s luggage, so he decided to sue them. Too bad he lost his case.
2026-05-11 14:30	265	12	19	-1	0	An airline company lost a man’s luggage, so he decided to sue them. Too bad he lost his case.
2026-05-11 21:16	118	8	14	-1	0	An airline company lost a man’s luggage, so he decided to sue them. Too bad he lost his case.
2026-05-12 11:10	364	10	16	2	0	What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
2026-05-12 18:11	203	11	17	-3	0	What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
2026-05-12 23:13	51	10	15	-1	0	What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
2026-05-13 02:46	108	6	13	0	0	What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
2026-05-13 09:22	192	6	10	1	0	I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2026-05-13 20:40	85	9	13	-2	0	I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2026-05-14 07:58	346	16	24	2	0	I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2026-05-14 17:32	142	9	14	-1	0	I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2026-05-15 11:06	88	6	8	-1	0	When was the last time the Twitch Streamer got laid? About a Fortnite ago.
2026-05-15 18:08	146	12	16	-1	0	After creating the Nile, God became the first self promoter on twitch. "Check out my stream!"
2026-05-15 22:17	27	5	11	0	0	After creating the Nile, God became the first self promoter on twitch. "Check out my stream!"
2026-05-16 09:27	487	10	15	1	0	There's a rumor Chuck Norris wanted to join a convent, but then he didn't when he realized he would be a Nun-Chuck.
2026-05-16 18:27	147	10	17	0	0	There's a rumor Chuck Norris wanted to join a convent, but then he didn't when he realized he would be a Nun-Chuck.
2026-05-17 03:11	83	9	12	0	0	There's a rumor Chuck Norris wanted to join a convent, but then he didn't when he realized he would be a Nun-Chuck.
2026-05-17 17:54	110	11	15	-2	0	"If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, is baby oil made from babies?"
2026-05-18 17:38	146	7	13	0	0	"If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, is baby oil made from babies?"
2026-05-19 11:09	125	5	8	0	0	Why don't spiders go to school? Because they just learn everything on the web
2026-05-19 14:58	136	7	11	-1	0	Why don't spiders go to school? Because they just learn everything on the web
2026-05-20 10:58	426	11	17	0	0	Why don't spiders go to school? Because they just learn everything on the web
2026-05-21 11:09	285	10	16	-5	0	my friend loaned me an audio book but I misplaced it. Now I'll never hear the end of it.
2026-05-22 10:45	139	9	12	0	0	my friend loaned me an audio book but I misplaced it. Now I'll never hear the end of it.
2026-05-22 20:39	115	10	18	1	0	my friend loaned me an audio book but I misplaced it. Now I'll never hear the end of it.
2026-05-23 09:29	205	12	18	2	0	Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean? He wanted some arr and arr...
2026-05-23 16:03	111	11	18	0	0	Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean? He wanted some arr and arr...
2026-05-24 01:48	196	11	17	0	0	Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean? He wanted some arr and arr...
2026-05-24 11:29	75	6	9	-1	0	Why do horses have such low divorce rates? Because they’re in stable relationships.
2026-05-24 17:41	113	10	16	3	0	Why do horses have such low divorce rates? Because they’re in stable relationships.
2026-05-25 01:11	153	10	15	0	0	Why do horses have such low divorce rates? Because they’re in stable relationships.
2026-05-25 11:41	93	7	11	-1	0	What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
2026-05-26 11:09	175	10	15	-1	0	What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
2026-05-27 10:57	197	11	16	0	0	I won't be getting dressed while singing Disney songs again. I've just zippered me do-dah
2026-05-28 11:12	72	7	10	1	0	What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
2026-05-28 17:16	148	9	13	0	0	What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
2026-05-29 02:21	43	7	8	0	0	What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
2026-05-29 10:59	85	9	15	-1	0	What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
2026-05-29 13:26	228	11	15	0	0	What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
2026-05-29 20:18	246	13	22	1	0	What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
2026-05-30 02:05	89	9	15	-1	0	What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
2026-05-30 11:33	61	10	14	1	0	I lost my mood ring the other day and I’m not sure how to feel about it.
2026-05-30 20:24	220	12	16	-1	0	I lost my mood ring the other day and I’m not sure how to feel about it.
2026-05-31 01:59	115	14	19	0	0	What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
2026-05-31 11:03	121	12	16	1	0	If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
2026-05-31 20:55	119	11	15	-1	0	If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
2026-06-01 02:17	67	9	13	0	0	If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
2026-06-01 11:10	74	11	17	0	0	I opened a bag of frozen peas and some rolled onto the floor. They were the escapeas
2026-06-01 13:47	367	15	27	-3	0	If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
2026-06-01 22:24	310	12	17	-1	0	I opened a bag of frozen peas and some rolled onto the floor. They were the escapeas
2026-06-02 11:05	79	7	11	0	0	Just before sweet potatoes are mashed they become quiet. This is know as "the silence of the Yams."
2026-06-02 16:44	120	11	16	0	0	Just before sweet potatoes are mashed they become quiet. This is know as "the silence of the Yams."
2026-06-03 11:03	171	12	15	-1	0	what car does a Jedi prefer to drive? A Toy-Yoda
2026-06-03 17:27	147	10	17	0	0	what car does a Jedi prefer to drive? A Toy-Yoda
2026-06-03 23:51	243	14	18	-2	0	what car does a Jedi prefer to drive? A Toy-Yoda
2026-06-04 11:13	71	7	15	0	0	One good thing about getting older is that multitasking becomes easier. You can pee, sneeze, and poop yourself all at the same time
2026-06-05 01:16	98	10	15	0	0	One good thing about getting older is that multitasking becomes easier. You can pee, sneeze, and poop yourself all at the same time
2026-06-05 11:00	115	10	16	-1	0	One good thing about getting older is that multitasking becomes easier. You can pee, sneeze, and poop yourself all at the same time
2026-06-05 16:00	85	10	15	0	0	One good thing about getting older is that multitasking becomes easier. You can pee, sneeze, and poop yourself all at the same time
2026-06-06 00:57	97	8	12	0	0	One good thing about getting older is that multitasking becomes easier. You can pee, sneeze, and poop yourself all at the same time
2026-06-06 14:36	108	13	18	1	0	One good thing about getting older is that multitasking becomes easier. You can pee, sneeze, and poop yourself all at the same time
2026-06-07 12:00	94	6	9	-1	0	NEW SPINE PROCEDURE has Doctors replacing vertebrae with rubber!! After surgery, patients, well, they bounce back quickly.
2026-06-08 02:34	70	11	16	-1	0	One good thing about getting older is that multitasking becomes easier. You can pee, sneeze, and poop yourself all at the same time
2026-06-08 12:02	92	11	17	0	0	Why did the spider log on to the computer? To check his web site.
2026-06-08 16:25	139	10	16	-1	0	Why did the spider log on to the computer? To check his web site.
2026-06-09 01:56	88	8	15	0	0	Why did the spider log on to the computer? To check his web site.
2026-06-10 00:35	169	11	17	-1	0	I accidentally passed my lady a glue stick instead of her chapstick. She’s still not talking to me.
2026-06-10 11:16	78	11	15	0	0	if a bee is bothering you don't swat it or run away. Just look at it, Because seeing is bee leaving
2026-06-10 18:22	172	13	17	-2	0	if a bee is bothering you don't swat it or run away. Just look at it, Because seeing is bee leaving
2026-06-11 00:54	160	9	13	-2	0	if a bee is bothering you don't swat it or run away. Just look at it, Because seeing is bee leaving
2026-06-11 11:08	106	5	8	-2	0	heard the local weatherman fell off a horse and broke both his legs and arms. I turned in to see his fourcasts
2026-06-16 11:03	101	9	14	0	0	heard the local weatherman fell off a horse and broke both his legs and arms. I turned in to see his fourcasts
2026-06-16 18:45	99	9	13	0	0	heard the local weatherman fell off a horse and broke both his legs and arms. I turned in to see his fourcasts
2026-06-17 11:11	113	10	13	2	0	heard the local weatherman fell off a horse and broke both his legs and arms. I turned in to see his fourcasts
2026-06-17 21:19	95	9	18	0	0	heard the local weatherman fell off a horse and broke both his legs and arms. I turned in to see his fourcasts
2026-06-18 11:08	186	11	16	0	0	I bought shoes from a drug dealer; don’t know what he laced them, and now I’m tripping all day!
2026-06-18 15:58	176	7	10	-2	0	I bought shoes from a drug dealer; don’t know what he laced them, and now I’m tripping all day!
2026-06-19 01:54	90	10	13	2	0	I bought shoes from a drug dealer; don’t know what he laced them, and now I’m tripping all day!
2026-06-19 11:02	152	11	18	3	0	A flat-earther’s greatest fear is sphere itself.
2026-06-20 11:20	125	20	30	3	0	My teacher once told me I had nothing but twigs for brains… That comment still sticks in my mind.
2026-06-20 23:35	189	15	25	1	0	My teacher once told me I had nothing but twigs for brains… That comment still sticks in my mind.
2026-06-21 11:15	119	11	14	0	0	Happy Father's Day to all out there
2026-06-22 10:34	460	13	20	3	0	Why did the man throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
2026-06-23 02:07	97	7	13	0	0	Why did the man throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
2026-06-23 11:10	184	13	20	-2	0	How do you make a hotdog stand? Take away its chair.
2026-06-23 22:06	218	16	22	1	0	How do you make a hotdog stand? Take away its chair.
2026-06-24 11:09	105	9	16	0	0	How many doors does a chicken coop have? Two. If it had four it would be a chicken sedan
2026-06-24 22:35	69	8	12	2	0	How many doors does a chicken coop have? Two. If it had four it would be a chicken sedan
2026-06-25 10:59	125	7	13	0	0	what do you call a Frenchman in sandals?? Phillipe Floppe
2026-06-25 17:56	108	7	16	-1	0	what do you call a Frenchman in sandals?? Phillipe Floppe
2026-06-26 01:46	138	6	10	0	0	what do you call a Frenchman in sandals?? Phillipe Floppe
2026-06-26 11:15	79	9	13	3	0	my lady came home saying cashier was a pain at the store. I asked was she using self checkout. That started the fight
2026-06-26 18:29	145	18	24	-2	0	my lady came home saying cashier was a pain at the store. I asked was she using self checkout. That started the fight
2026-06-27 11:31	243	20	30	-1	0	if you are American when you go in the bathroom and come out of bathroom. what are you in the bathroom? European
2026-06-28 01:56	118	10	17	-1	0	if you are American when you go in the bathroom and come out of bathroom. what are you in the bathroom? European
2026-06-29 01:40	135	10	16	-3	0	I injured myself while measuring radio frequencies. Still Hertz. Watt can I do for it?
2026-06-29 11:09	125	10	14	0	0	I injured myself while measuring radio frequencies. Still Hertz. Watt can I do for it?
2026-06-29 17:33	111	11	18	-1	0	I injured myself while measuring radio frequencies. Still Hertz. Watt can I do for it?
2026-06-29 23:27	97	12	19	-1	0	I injured myself while measuring radio frequencies. Still Hertz. Watt can I do for it?
2026-06-30 11:03	91	10	15	0	0	What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
2026-06-30 22:55	259	19	96	5	0	What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
2026-07-01 11:06	78	11	18	0	0	"Couples who stay together often pass gas at the same time." Quote from Egyptian Pharaoh Toot'nCommon.
2026-07-01 14:05	239	10	14	-1	0	"Couples who stay together often pass gas at the same time." Quote from Egyptian Pharaoh Toot'nCommon.
2026-07-02 00:34	240	12	20	0	0	"Couples who stay together often pass gas at the same time." Quote from Egyptian Pharaoh Toot'nCommon.
2026-07-02 11:39	125	11	14	0	0	Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.
2026-07-02 17:26	138	11	15	-1	0	Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.
2026-07-03 01:50	105	9	14	0	0	Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.
2026-07-03 11:19	215	11	20	0	0	Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
2026-07-04 11:28	106	10	14	-1	0	Happy 250th Birthday USA!! Let's make it a safe and happy holiday
2026-07-04 18:37	67	9	13	1	0	Happy 250th Birthday USA!! Let's make it a safe and happy holiday
2026-07-04 23:28	26	7	10	0	0	Happy 250th Birthday USA!! Let's make it a safe and happy holiday
2026-07-05 14:57	37	6	7	0	0	I'm telling people the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness
2026-07-05 19:51	43	10	12	0	0	I'm telling people the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness
2026-07-06 11:08	176	15	32	16	0	Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
2026-07-07 11:06	108	7	10	0	0	Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
2026-07-08 11:06	188	9	16	1	0	how much space do fungi need to grow?? As mushroom as possible
2026-07-09 01:48	76	11	14	0	0	how much space do fungi need to grow?? As mushroom as possible
2026-07-09 11:23	111	8	14	2	0	I opened a bag of frozen peas and a few rolled onto the floor… Guess they were escapeas.
2026-07-10 11:17	107	9	11	0	0	I saw a 3000 year old oil stain. It was from Ancient Greece
2026-07-11 12:01	153	9	17	-1	0	I saw a 3000 year old oil stain. It was from Ancient Greece
2026-07-12 12:48	126	10	15	0	0	I saw a 3000 year old oil stain. It was from Ancient Greece
2026-07-13 02:17	67	9	10	-2	0	I saw a 3000 year old oil stain. It was from Ancient Greece
2026-07-13 11:00	94	9	15	1	0	I saw a 3000 year old oil stain. It was from Ancient Greece
2026-07-14 02:53	81	13	18	-1	0	I saw a 3000 year old oil stain. It was from Ancient Greece
2026-07-14 11:08	116	10	17	4	0	What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
2026-07-15 11:12	92	5	10	0	0	What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? You get 2 animals in a baaaaad moooood
2026-07-15 14:31	333	9	16	-1	0	What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? You get 2 animals in a baaaaad moooood
2026-07-16 02:11	83	13	17	2	0	What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? You get 2 animals in a baaaaad moooood
2026-07-16 11:08	36	5	8	0	0	how was Rome split into 2?? With a pair of Caesars.
2026-07-17 11:11	83	4	8	0	0	how was Rome split into 2?? With a pair of Caesars.
2026-07-19 15:08	16	4	7	0	0	how was Rome split into 2?? With a pair of Caesars.
2026-07-19 18:16	188	12	19	-1	0	how was Rome split into 2?? With a pair of Caesars.
2026-07-20 00:55	149	16	21	2	0	how was Rome split into 2?? With a pair of Caesars.
2026-07-20 11:12	102	6	12	-1	0	What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
2026-07-20 20:54	130	10	19	0	0	What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
2026-07-21 11:08	156	13	18	2	0	Wearing eye glasses as a player in football is illegal. Football is a contact sport
2026-07-21 21:44	100	12	23	2	0	Wearing eye glasses as a player in football is illegal. Football is a contact sport
2026-07-22 11:07	87	6	8	1	0	Wearing eye glasses as a player in football is illegal. Football is a contact sport
2026-07-22 16:46	158	8	16	-1	0	Wearing eye glasses as a player in football is illegal. Football is a contact sport
2026-07-23 01:56	138	9	11	-2	0	Wearing eye glasses as a player in football is illegal. Football is a contact sport
2026-07-23 11:12	82	10	14	-1	0	the longer I live, the more I am convinced that the planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum
2026-07-23 19:36	128	12	18	0	0	the longer I live, the more I am convinced that the planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum
2026-07-24 11:09	75	9	13	1	0	what do Jedi us to open an PDF files?? Adobe Wan Kenobi
2026-07-24 15:46	158	11	17	2	0	what do Jedi us to open an PDF files?? Adobe Wan Kenobi
2026-07-25 11:47	107	10	18	0	0	what do Jedi us to open an PDF files?? Adobe Wan Kenobi
2026-07-26 16:52	162	14	23	1	0	what do Jedi us to open an PDF files?? Adobe Wan Kenobi
2026-07-27 11:06	78	8	12	0	0	what do Jedi us to open an PDF files?? Adobe Wan Kenobi
2026-07-28 01:03	121	51	260	3	0	what do Jedi us to open an PDF files?? Adobe Wan Kenobi
2026-07-28 11:12	432	15	21	-2	0	In the kleptomania Olympics, Geezer took the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals
2026-07-28 23:11	303	13	23	2	0	In the kleptomania Olympics, Geezer took the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals
2026-07-29 11:23	81	8	12	0	0	did you hear that a shop assistant fought off a robber with a labelling gun>> Police are looking for a man with a price on his head
2026-07-29 16:24	150	13	18	3	0	did you hear that a shop assistant fought off a robber with a labelling gun>> Police are looking for a man with a price on his head
2026-07-30 01:26	98	9	13	-1	0	did you hear that a shop assistant fought off a robber with a labelling gun>> Police are looking for a man with a price on his head
2026-07-30 11:05	99	9	15	1	0	did you know if you garden in the backyard naked your neighbors will build you a privacy fence for free?
2026-07-30 21:27	107	7	12	1	0	did you know if you garden in the backyard naked your neighbors will build you a privacy fence for free?
2026-07-31 11:04	360	20	33	8	0	I keep all my dad jokes in 1 place. It's called a Dad-a-Base
2026-07-31 20:55	139	15	24	0	0	I keep all my dad jokes in 1 place. It's called a Dad-a-Base
2026-08-01 21:30	25	3	4	0	0	I keep all my dad jokes in 1 place. It's called a Dad-a-Base
2026-08-02 12:08	76	11	16	0	0	I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop...I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper Scissors
2026-08-03 01:03	161	15	20	0	0	I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop...I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper Scissors
2026-08-04 11:05	109	12	18	-1	0	what do you call a scientist that studies Carbonation?? A Fizzicist
2026-08-04 15:38	206	9	12	0	0	what do you call a scientist that studies Carbonation?? A Fizzicist
2026-08-04 22:20	135	11	17	-3	0	what do you call a scientist that studies Carbonation?? A Fizzicist
2026-08-05 11:10	234	9	15	0	0	what kind of exercises do lazy people do?? Diddly-Squats
2026-08-06 01:29	115	9	13	2	0	what kind of exercises do lazy people do?? Diddly-Squats
2026-08-07 01:40	175	11	16	-1	0	what kind of exercises do lazy people do?? Diddly-Squats
2026-08-07 11:00	155	9	15	-2	0	what kind of exercises do lazy people do?? Diddly-Squats
2026-08-07 19:53	141	10	16	1	0	what kind of exercises do lazy people do?? Diddly-Squats
2026-08-07 23:40	214	12	22	-6	0	what kind of exercises do lazy people do?? Diddly-Squats
2026-08-08 11:29	335	13	23	2	0	what does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?? They are both Paris Sites
2026-08-08 19:23	171	13	19	-1	0	what does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?? They are both Paris Sites
2026-08-09 01:57	107	10	14	-1	0	what does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?? They are both Paris Sites
2026-08-09 11:42	102	11	14	1	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car
2026-08-09 18:03	21	3	3	0	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car
2026-08-09 21:54	330	14	24	3	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car
2026-08-10 04:00	494	60	128	33	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car
2026-08-10 15:34	280	114	186	0	0	Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car
2026-08-11 11:08	256	12	18	0	0	Did you hear about the cowboy who adopted a wiener dog? I guess he wanted to get a long little doggy.
2026-08-11 20:00	474	15	24	0	0	Did you hear about the cowboy who adopted a wiener dog? I guess he wanted to get a long little doggy.
2026-08-12 11:15	169	11	17	5	0	how many Grammer pros does it take to change a lightbulb??? Too
2026-08-12 18:23	31	6	8	0	0	how many Grammer pros does it take to change a lightbulb??? Too
2026-08-12 21:12	92	10	14	0	0	how many Grammer pros does it take to change a lightbulb??? Too
2026-08-13 11:00	134	12	16	0	0	what happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?? It Hertz
2026-08-13 15:41	193	16	24	1	0	what happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?? It Hertz
2026-08-13 22:32	222	12	19	-1	0	what happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?? It Hertz
2026-08-14 11:21	113	11	16	1	0	Most Zoo dentists refuse to treat Grizzly bears without strong anesthesia 1st. There is safety in numb bears
2026-08-14 19:50	125	8	12	0	0	Most Zoo dentists refuse to treat Grizzly bears without strong anesthesia 1st. There is safety in numb bears
2026-08-15 09:22	212	14	19	1	0	My girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I Schwepped her off her feet
2026-08-15 15:54	260	15	23	0	0	My girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I Schwepped her off her feet
2026-08-15 23:34	220	11	22	-1	0	My girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I Schwepped her off her feet
2026-08-16 12:19	115	15	22	0	0	what kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear? Just a paranormal jeans
2026-08-16 17:51	183	15	22	-4	0	what kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear? Just a paranormal jeans
2026-08-17 00:35	179	21	47	-1	0	what kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear? Just a paranormal jeans
2026-08-17 11:04	90	17	21	0	0	My friend Frank passed away and wanted his ashes placed in his favorite beer mug. Now, he's Frank-in-stein.
2026-08-17 19:00	415	15	22	-3	0	My friend Frank passed away and wanted his ashes placed in his favorite beer mug. Now, he's Frank-in-stein.
2026-08-18 03:30	25	9	11	0	0	My friend Frank passed away and wanted his ashes placed in his favorite beer mug. Now, he's Frank-in-stein.
2026-08-18 12:10	414	15	23	-3	0	Don't you just hate it when people write "Drug Store" because they cannot spell "Farmersee"
2026-08-18 22:37	297	16	28	0	0	Don't you just hate it when people write "Drug Store" because they cannot spell "Farmersee"
2026-08-19 11:07	67	9	14	0	0	how did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy? Because old Hobbits die hard
2026-08-19 17:44	90	11	16	-1	0	how did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy? Because old Hobbits die hard
2026-08-20 00:01	273	14	22	0	0	how did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy? Because old Hobbits die hard
2026-08-20 15:49	125	15	23	1	0	The difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes whack "damn" and a bed skydiver goes "damn" WHACK...
2026-08-21 11:29	175	18	29	0	0	The difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes whack "damn" and a bed skydiver goes "damn" WHACK...
2026-08-21 20:26	118	18	27	-1	0	The difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes whack "damn" and a bed skydiver goes "damn" WHACK...
2026-08-22 13:03	171	15	21	1	0	The difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes whack "damn" and a bed skydiver goes "damn" WHACK...
2026-08-22 20:30	385	17	25	0	0	The difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes whack "damn" and a bed skydiver goes "damn" WHACK...
2026-08-23 13:05	59	9	14	0	0	I will never get down to my original weight and that's ok. 8 lb 2 ounces was just unrealistic
2026-08-23 14:36	198	14	23	-2	0	I will never get down to my original weight and that's ok. 8 lb 2 ounces was just unrealistic
2026-08-23 21:42	352	26	34	1	0	I will never get down to my original weight and that's ok. 8 lb 2 ounces was just unrealistic
2026-08-24 11:07	147	10	18	0	0	did you know that R2D2 was the most vulgar character of all time? They bleeped out every single word he said
2026-08-24 17:15	209	17	24	1	0	did you know that R2D2 was the most vulgar character of all time? They bleeped out every single word he said
2026-08-25 00:37	197	17	26	4	0	did you know that R2D2 was the most vulgar character of all time? They bleeped out every single word he said
2026-08-25 11:01	93	9	12	-1	0	just went to the OREO website and hit "accept all cookies" and now we wait
2026-08-26 00:12	122	12	18	-1	0	just went to the OREO website and hit "accept all cookies" and now we wait
2026-08-26 11:08	106	7	11	-1	0	my friend Joe just finished the Dolly Parton diet. Now he is Joe Lean Joe Lean Joe Lean. RIP Dolly Parton
2026-08-26 20:19	155	11	17	0	0	My friend Joe just finished the Dolly Parton diet. He is now Joe Lean, Joe Lean Joe Lean. RIP Dolly Parton
2026-08-27 01:44	90	12	21	0	0	My friend Joe just finished the Dolly Parton diet. He is now Joe Lean, Joe Lean Joe Lean. RIP Dolly Parton
2026-08-27 09:04	50	5	7	0	0	I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems". I bought 2
2026-08-27 11:06	88	6	10	1	0	I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems". I bought 2
2026-08-28 11:07	87	8	13	2	0	What do you call a rabbit who was raised in a hotel? An inn grown hare.
2026-08-29 11:45	339	11	16	0	0	I have some racing geese for sale. Let me know if you want a quick gander
2026-08-30 00:51	123	17	24	0	0	I have some racing geese for sale. Let me know if you want a quick gander
2026-08-30 12:02	172	13	21	3	0	I call it an elevator, but my friend from the U.K. calls it a lift. I guess we were just raised differently...
2026-08-30 18:06	528	16	26	3	0	I call it an elevator, but my friend from the U.K. calls it a lift. I guess we were just raised differently...
2026-08-31 11:17	57	14	25	0	0	Cheetah said there are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those that are good at math, and those that aren't
2026-08-31 20:49	445	17	25	0	0	Cheetah said there are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those that are good at math, and those that aren't
2026-09-01 11:13	81	9	13	0	0	Cheetah said there are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those that are good at math, and those that aren't
2026-09-01 19:07	117	8	13	2	0	Cheetah said there are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those that are good at math, and those that aren't
2026-09-02 01:14	140	12	18	0	0	Cheetah said there are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those that are good at math, and those that aren't
2026-09-03 09:28	206	9	13	1	0	a minute varies depending on what side of the bathroom door you're on
2026-09-03 14:32	172	9	15	-1	0	a minute varies depending on what side of the bathroom door you're on
2026-09-03 23:30	155	13	17	0	0	a minute varies depending on what side of the bathroom door you're on
2026-09-04 09:47	287	8	17	1	0	Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have broken ribs or diarrhea
2026-09-04 18:51	383	13	21	1	0	Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have broken ribs or diarrhea
2026-09-05 12:25	219	13	21	0	0	I saw a pigeon open its mouth without making a sound and realized I'd just saw a failed coo attempt
2026-09-06 12:31	313	21	30	0	0	of all he things that taste like chicken It's weird that eggs is not 1 of them
2026-09-06 20:05	199	20	24	-1	0	of all he things that taste like chicken It's weird that eggs is not 1 of them
2026-09-07 11:26	118	11	15	2	0	what's the longest word in the English language?? Smiles is, the 1st and last letters are a mile apart
2026-09-07 14:39	175	18	25	0	0	what's the longest word in the English language?? Smiles is, the 1st and last letters are a mile apart
2026-09-07 22:14	140	16	24	-1	0	what's the longest word in the English language?? Smiles is, the 1st and last letters are a mile apart
2026-09-08 01:34	120	11	19	0	0	what's the longest word in the English language?? Smiles is, the 1st and last letters are a mile apart
2026-09-08 11:38	16	5	5	0	0	what has 2 butts and kills people?? An Assassin
2026-09-08 17:25	179	12	18	1	0	what has 2 butts and kills people?? An Assassin
2026-09-09 00:33	161	14	24	-1	0	what has 2 butts and kills people?? An Assassin
2026-09-09 15:35	169	12	15	2	0	what has 2 butts and kills people?? An Assassin
2026-09-09 21:32	342	13	20	7	0	what has 2 butts and kills people?? An Assassin
2026-09-11 11:02	362	14	26	-1	0	did you hear about the dyslexic zombie? It only eats Brians
2026-09-13 11:30	275	16	26	2	0	does the jelly in a doughnut count as a serving of fruit? askinf for a friend
2026-09-13 23:54	190	18	24	1	0	does the jelly in a doughnut count as a serving of fruit? askinf for a friend
2026-09-14 16:37	217	16	21	-1	0	My doctor told me I’m going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear...
2026-09-15 11:34	250	14	18	-3	0	Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp Doc
2026-09-15 17:10	375	12	18	-4	0	Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp Doc
2026-09-16 01:50	75	10	15	0	0	Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp Doc
2026-09-16 11:22	92	11	15	1	0	Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp Doc
2026-09-17 11:27	77	10	15	0	0	What do you call a Roman emperor with allergies? Julius Sneezer
2026-09-17 18:20	124	10	16	0	0	What do you call a Roman emperor with allergies? Julius Sneezer
2026-09-18 11:19	75	7	12	-1	0	I asked my parachute instructor what happens if it doesn't open. He said you're jumping to a conclusion.
2026-09-19 11:14	110	6	13	0	0	I asked my parachute instructor what happens if it doesn't open. He said you're jumping to a conclusion.
2026-09-20 12:02	182	13	18	0	0	I asked my parachute instructor what happens if it doesn't open. He said you're jumping to a conclusion.
2026-09-21 10:09	615	34	65	1	0	are you sweating while putting gas in your car? Feel sick when paying for it? That 's Carowner virus
2026-09-22 11:02	62	10	14	2	0	my friend told me "he has a ingrown toenail. athlete's foot, and sweaty feet." I said "I wouldn't want to be in his shoes."
2026-09-22 20:11	233	7	12	0	0	my friend told me "he has a ingrown toenail. athlete's foot, and sweaty feet." I said "I wouldn't want to be in his shoes."
2026-09-23 10:14	190	7	10	2	0	my friend told me "he has a ingrown toenail. athlete's foot, and sweaty feet." I said "I wouldn't want to be in his shoes."
2026-09-24 01:13	121	11	19	0	0	my friend told me "he has a ingrown toenail. athlete's foot, and sweaty feet." I said "I wouldn't want to be in his shoes."
2026-09-25 03:49	115	11	15	0	0	my friend told me "he has a ingrown toenail. athlete's foot, and sweaty feet." I said "I wouldn't want to be in his shoes."
2026-09-25 09:07	317	7	11	0	0	my friend told me "he has a ingrown toenail. athlete's foot, and sweaty feet." I said "I wouldn't want to be in his shoes."
2026-09-25 22:52	13	4	4	0	0	my friend told me "he has a ingrown toenail. athlete's foot, and sweaty feet." I said "I wouldn't want to be in his shoes."
2026-09-26 09:43	141	5	7	-1	0	did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? It had Reptile Dysfunction 1 day till my birthday!!
2026-09-27 01:09	115	10	16	1	0	did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? It had Reptile Dysfunction
2026-09-27 08:01	713	18	30	5	0	did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? It had Reptile Dysfunction
2026-09-29 01:01	133	11	18	0	0	who is the highest ranking officer at the Army Hospital? General Anesthesia
2026-09-29 08:35	219	14	21	2	0	what happened to the turkey that got into a fight? He got the stuffing beat out of him
2026-09-30 10:47	157	9	11	0	0	what happened to the turkey that got into a fight? He got the stuffing beat out of him
2026-09-30 21:00	15	2	4	0	0	what happened to the turkey that got into a fight? He got the stuffing beat out of him
2026-10-02 01:13	112	8	12	1	0	what happened to the turkey that got into a fight? He got the stuffing beat out of him
2026-10-02 09:04	220	7	12	0	0	Scientists have mated a cheetah with a crab! It’s been reported that the experiment went sideways real fast!
2026-10-02 14:48	56	4	6	0	0	Scientists have mated a cheetah with a crab! It’s been reported that the experiment went sideways real fast!
2026-10-02 19:59	445	13	18	3	0	Scientists have mated a cheetah with a crab! It’s been reported that the experiment went sideways real fast!
2026-10-03 22:12	142	6	15	0	0	I hurt my back walking like an Egyotian. Now I have to see a Cairo-practor
2026-10-04 09:02	382	8	14	-1	0	I hurt my back walking like an Egyotian. Now I have to see a Cairo-practor
2026-10-05 11:01	293	11	19	-2	0	I watch an Australian cooking show, and the crowd applauded when the chef made a meringue. I was surprised. Australians usually boo meringue
2026-10-05 19:23	531	12	22	0	0	I watch an Australian cooking show, and the crowd applauded when the chef made a meringue. I was surprised. Australians usually boo meringue
2026-10-06 11:23	91	8	11	3	0	I watch an Australian cooking show, and the crowd applauded when the chef made a meringue. I was surprised. Australians usually boo meringue
2026-10-07 11:22	112	8	13	2	0	I just got back from the ER, I don't want to bore you with details but, "Dyson Ball Cleaner" is very misleading...
2026-10-08 09:04	200	8	12	3	0	It's kind of scary that the weatherman is the closest 1 to telling the truth on the news these days....
2026-10-08 23:01	193	11	17	1	0	It's kind of scary that the weatherman is the closest 1 to telling the truth on the news these days....
2026-10-09 03:27	77	9	11	1	0	It's kind of scary that the weatherman is the closest 1 to telling the truth on the news these days....
2026-10-09 11:12	82	8	11	-1	0	I was going to start a taxi service for seniors. I'd call it Oldsmobile
2026-10-09 18:15	249	12	19	1	0	I was going to start a taxi service for seniors. I'd call it Oldsmobile
2026-10-10 11:39	345	567	2362	118	0	I was going to start a taxi service for seniors. I'd call it Oldsmobile
2026-10-10 19:41	223	65	121	5	0	I was going to start a taxi service for seniors. I'd call it Oldsmobile
2026-10-11 13:20	255	22	33	-2	0	What do you call a polar bear that's in the jungle?? Lost
2026-10-12 00:07	137	16	22	-2	0	What do you call a polar bear that's in the jungle?? Lost
2026-10-13 11:24	80	28	41	4	0	What do you call a polar bear that's in the jungle?? Lost
2026-10-14 11:11	83	15	23	1	0	Did you hear about the chef from Paris that joined a monastery? He became a French Friar.
2026-10-15 02:22	142	16	24	-3	0	Did you hear about the chef from Paris that joined a monastery? He became a French Friar.
2026-10-16 11:25	89	17	25	4	0	Did you hear about the chef from Paris that joined a monastery? He became a French Friar.
2026-10-16 17:59	255	19	29	3	0	Did you hear about the chef from Paris that joined a monastery? He became a French Friar.
2026-10-17 11:40	145	23	32	6	0	Nachos are just tacos that fell apart but decided to keep partying anyway.
2026-10-18 02:10	85	14	20	1	0	Nachos are just tacos that fell apart but decided to keep partying anyway.
2026-10-18 14:41	113	18	25	-1	0	My friend in Quebec is a heavy drinker in fact he drank Canada Dry
2026-10-19 11:30	145	21	28	2	0	My friend in Quebec is a heavy drinker in fact he drank Canada Dry
2026-10-19 22:31	93	7	15	5	0	My friend in Quebec is a heavy drinker in fact he drank Canada Dry
2026-10-20 02:03	181	15	29	3	0	My friend in Quebec is a heavy drinker in fact he drank Canada Dry
2026-10-20 11:09	95	8	14	1	0	how much room do fungi need to grow?? As mushroom as possible
2026-10-21 02:06	98	15	20	1	0	how much room do fungi need to grow?? As mushroom as possible
2026-10-21 11:37	77	11	20	-2	0	how much room do fungi need to grow?? As mushroom as possible
2026-10-21 19:35	149	17	26	4	0	how much room do fungi need to grow?? As mushroom as possible
2026-10-22 11:25	169	12	18	3	0	how much room do fungi need to grow?? As mushroom as possible
2026-10-23 02:22	122	15	21	0	0	how much room do fungi need to grow?? As mushroom as possible
2026-10-23 11:31	193	20	27	-1	0	Why don't monsters eat ghosts?? They taste like sheet
2026-10-23 20:01	103	9	15	0	0	Why don't monsters eat ghosts?? They taste like sheet
2026-10-24 01:39	115	8	15	2	0	Why don't monsters eat ghosts?? They taste like sheet
2026-10-24 09:18	26	2	4	0	0	A dentist and a manicurist had a terrible fight. They fought tooth and nail.
2026-10-24 11:53	61	8	15	1	0	A dentist and a manicurist had a terrible fight. They fought tooth and nail.
2026-10-24 18:06	118	12	18	0	0	A dentist and a manicurist had a terrible fight. They fought tooth and nail.
2026-10-25 01:30	155	16	27	2	0	A dentist and a manicurist had a terrible fight. They fought tooth and nail.
2026-10-25 12:01	93	10	15	0	0	I didn't play soccer because I enjoyed the sport. I just did it for the kicks
2026-10-25 15:45	119	11	18	1	0	I didn't play soccer because I enjoyed the sport. I just did it for the kicks
2026-10-25 21:41	193	20	30	-3	0	I didn't play soccer because I enjoyed the sport. I just did it for the kicks
2026-10-26 11:35	49	13	19	2	0	I didn't play soccer because I enjoyed the sport. I just did it for the kicks
2026-10-26 16:03	101	8	11	0	0	I didn't play soccer because I enjoyed the sport. I just did it for the kicks
2026-10-27 11:31	63	13	14	-1	0	I didn't play soccer because I enjoyed the sport. I just did it for the kicks
2026-10-27 20:25	259	11	15	3	0	I didn't play soccer because I enjoyed the sport. I just did it for the kicks
2026-10-29 01:37	87	13	16	2	0	I didn't play soccer because I enjoyed the sport. I just did it for the kicks
2026-10-30 11:25	129	15	25	2	0	what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite
2026-10-30 19:21	513	14	22	11	0	what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite
2026-10-31 11:51	143	15	20	6	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
2026-10-31 18:29	215	14	19	-1	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
2026-11-01 09:09	105	8	13	-3	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
2026-11-01 12:34	130	18	29	0	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin.
2026-11-01 15:58	216	22	31	-1	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
2026-11-02 12:36	68	9	17	1	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
2026-11-03 03:18	86	8	12	1	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
2026-11-03 12:33	71	8	12	0	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
2026-11-04 13:14	60	12	19	0	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
2026-11-04 19:35	119	8	14	0	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
2026-11-05 02:14	170	5	9	0	0	why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
2026-11-05 22:27	157	12	18	1	0	why did the Headless horseman start his own business? He wanted to get a head in life
2026-11-06 12:35	59	11	17	1	0	I used to be not good when it came to putting things off. I was only an amateur crastinator
2026-11-07 12:55	99	13	19	6	0	I used to be not good when it came to putting things off. I was only an amateur crastinator
2026-11-07 19:54	100	9	15	-1	0	I used to be not good when it came to putting things off. I was only an amateur crastinator
2026-11-08 13:13	191	13	19	4	0	I used to be not good when it came to putting things off. I was only an amateur crastinator
2026-11-09 11:33	151	14	19	3	0	what do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate? A Candy Baaaaa!
2026-11-10 00:33	201	14	20	3	0	what do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate? A Candy Baaaaa!
2026-11-11 09:38	296	10	20	0	0	I heard the more colorful your salad, the better it is for you, so I replaced my croutons with M&M's.

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