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2020-05-20 01:23
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Grinding to 50 followers - Escape from Tarkov |
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2020-06-13 19:19
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Weekend time! |
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2020-06-23 01:28
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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. |
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2020-06-26 01:45
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication? For hispanic attacks |
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2020-07-17 01:45
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Almost all garden gnomes have red hats. It's a little gnome fact |
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2020-07-23 02:15
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Need more viewers. 2.4 avg viewers! |
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2020-07-25 01:43
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What is a web developer's favourite tea? URL Grey |
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2020-08-01 01:57
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How do you get a pikachu on a bus? Poke em on |
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2020-08-06 01:31
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I was gonna tell a time traveling joke but you guys didn't like it. |
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2020-08-07 01:59
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There was a kidnapping at my school today. It's ok he woke up later in the day. |
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2020-08-08 01:38
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Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete? She wanted the Task Manager |
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2020-08-10 01:28
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The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi. |
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2020-08-13 01:41
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A magician counted "Uno, Dos...." and then, he disappeared without a tres. |
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2020-08-24 01:24
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I often worry about German sausages. Basically I fear the wurst. |
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2020-08-25 01:22
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My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!”........ I said "well, they were separated at birth" |
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2020-08-26 01:15
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The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella but he hesitated. |
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2020-08-27 01:18
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How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor |
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2020-08-30 01:27
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I usually knock on the fridge door before I open it, just in case there's a salad dressing. |
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2020-09-03 01:24
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Why is it called a rocket ship and not a boat? Because if it was a boat you wouldn't rock it |
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2020-09-04 01:19
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What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot |
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2020-09-17 01:16
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If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet. |
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2020-09-18 01:20
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I Burned My Hawaiian Pizza. I should have used Aloha temperature. |
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2020-09-19 01:13
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef |
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2020-09-20 01:18
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall? Because he was a ruler! |
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2020-09-22 01:25
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid #2 |
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2020-09-23 01:14
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I saw a blind man eating seafood today. It didn't help |
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2020-09-24 01:12
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If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say? Thanks for the Baghdad! |
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2020-09-25 01:23
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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot |
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2020-09-26 01:26
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What do you call a Danish cave painting? A den mark |
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2020-09-27 01:33
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What does a debt collector say when complimenting a duck? You have an outstanding bill! |
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2020-09-28 01:29
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Why’s there a fence around the cemetery? Because people are dying to get in. |
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2020-09-29 01:32
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What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart. |
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2020-10-01 01:16
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What is a ghost’s favourite meal? Spookghetti |
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2020-10-02 00:35
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Why wouldn’t the skeleton go skydiving? Because he didn’t have any guts! |
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2020-10-03 01:23
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Is your refrigerator running? Because I'll go vote for it |
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2020-10-04 01:33
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People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do! |
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2020-10-06 01:15
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Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident? To the ICU |
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2020-10-08 01:33
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, damn it! Breathe! |
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2020-10-09 01:23
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What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs? A chicken, bacon, ranch |
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2020-10-10 01:26
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I have a horse named Mayo Sometimes, Mayo nays. |
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2020-10-18 01:25
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Mona Lisa was once accused of murder.... Turns out, she was framed. |
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2020-10-20 01:24
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Why is the baby strawberry crying? Because its mom and dad are in a jam |
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2020-10-22 01:24
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Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. |
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2020-10-24 01:02
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN You get them VERY ANGRY |
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2020-10-25 01:32
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I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke... But I can Samurais |
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2020-10-29 01:28
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Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck? Because he was a neck-romancer. |
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2020-10-31 01:07
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48hr Charity Stream - Armenia releif - !Armenia !Vindicators |
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2020-11-01 01:13
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48hr Charity Stream - Armenia releif - !Armenia !Vindicators |
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2020-11-04 02:33
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What’s a more concrete term for butt crack? Asphalt |
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2020-11-05 02:41
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What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from? Electile dysfunction |
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2020-11-06 02:24
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter? Yea, it was pretty nuts. |
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2020-11-07 02:31
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How does Jesus make his Coffee? Hebrews it. |
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2020-11-10 02:22
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There's a term for people like Trump Evidently not two though |
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2020-11-11 02:37
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What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm? A sighborg. |
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2020-11-12 02:17
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27 |
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I swallowed a dictionary today. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had. |
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2020-11-14 02:24
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70 |
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I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect then they fried me for no raisin. |
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2020-11-15 02:31
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity I can't put it down |
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2020-11-19 02:28
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Why won't swords go obsolete? They are cutting edge technology. |
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2020-11-21 02:24
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Accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning. Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent. |
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2020-11-22 02:26
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Do T-Rex like explosions? I'm not sure but another dino mite |
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2020-11-22 19:36
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A man is washing the car with his son The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?" |
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2020-11-23 02:20
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A man is washing the car with his son The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?" |
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2020-11-24 02:21
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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…” “It’s to look at.” |
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2020-11-25 02:19
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I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death The police are treating it as a hummuside |
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2020-11-26 02:13
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Why did Dwayne Johnson’s family get tested for COVID? They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking. |
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2020-11-29 02:25
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I have a microbiology joke I’m afraid it will go viral |
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2020-12-02 02:15
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Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles? They’re pointless. |
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2020-12-03 02:24
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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in the crack |
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2020-12-10 02:19
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You know where I store all my dad jokes? In a dad - a - base |
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2020-12-12 02:40
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Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold. |
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2020-12-23 02:23
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I know a good joke about Ikea furniture but I'm still putting it together |
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2020-12-27 02:35
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I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster. |
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2020-12-28 02:22
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I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh... No pun in ten did. |
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2020-12-31 02:28
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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head. Because it’s capsized. |
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2021-01-02 02:26
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I haven't streamed since last year!! Giveaway end of January. !giveaway |
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2021-01-02 03:46
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I haven't streamed since last year!! Giveaway end of January. !giveaway |
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2021-01-03 00:48
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My vaccine dad joke failed But it was worth a shot. !giveaway |
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2021-01-05 02:27
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I decided to sell my vacuum... It was only collecting dust. !giveaway |
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2021-01-07 02:18
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Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service? It’s mail-dominated. !giveaway |
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2021-01-08 02:22
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Do you know why Norway’s navy has bar codes on the sides of their ships? That way they can Scandinavian. !giveaway |
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2021-01-09 02:18
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Someone threw a jar of mayo at me! What the Hellman?!? |
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2021-01-12 02:24
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose? Ham boogers. |
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2021-01-17 02:16
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What does a robot do after sex? It nuts and bolts. !giveaway |
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2021-01-20 02:54
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My can opener broke now I have a can’t opener. !giveaway |
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2021-01-27 02:28
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What's it called when Batman skips out on Church? Christian Bale |
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2021-02-01 02:22
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake. |
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2021-02-04 02:22
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What did the Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? Nothing he was gladiator. |
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2021-02-06 02:32
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I farted in my wallet and now I have gas money. |
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2021-02-07 02:25
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Why do pizza makers go to work everyday? They knead the dough. |
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2021-02-25 02:32
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Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication For Hispanic attacks |
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2021-08-07 03:30
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Hello? Is this thing on? |
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